Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realmsonlysaid that mustsendUSB«Acalavajrapani Body»auxiliary cultivation techniqueto come, will could it bealso sendconvenientlycomespersonally?三日师兄只说要寄个U盘《不动金刚身》辅助功法过来,难道顺手还会寄个人过来?probably not? Song Shuhang is so thinkingtime, thatblacksmallflyingswordhas approachedmore and more.应该不会吧?宋书航这般想着的时候,那柄黑色小飞剑已经越来越靠近。Then...... abovealsoreallyhas a person.
然后......上面还真有个人。That is to make moldeight -year-old smallbald, in the mouthsent outandat that timeSong Shuhangat that time the samerhythmpitiful yellsound.
那是个约模八岁的小光头,口中发出和当时宋书航当时一样节奏的惨叫声。Thissmallbald, fatdū dū, the entirefaceis round, the eyeis very big, hasfunny feelingvery much. Isthattypeto see,wishes one couldto nip a cutesmallfatpaperonhisface.
这小光头,胖嘟嘟的,整个脸圆圆的,眼睛很大,很有喜感。属于那种让人看到,恨不得在他脸上咬一口的可爱小胖纸。Howeverat this time, thiscutelittle monkin the windtears...... because of the flyingswordspeedtooquickreason, hisnasal mucusandsalivawill all be spurtingin the future, paleness that because the smallfaceexcessivelypanic-strickenchanges.
不过此时,这可爱的小和尚正在飙泪......因为飞剑速度太快的原因,他的鼻涕、口水全都在往后飞洒,小脸都因为过度的惊恐变的惨白。
When previousSenior WhitedeliversSong Shuhang, waswithflyingswordsupport/hold uppiece of escape light, lettingSong Shuhangcanstickon the flyingsword.
上次白前辈送宋书航时,还是用飞剑撑起了一片遁光,让宋书航可以粘在飞剑上。Buton the flyingsword under thislittle monkbodydoes not haveescape light, ispureart of carrier flying sword.
而这小和尚身下的飞剑上却没有遁光,是纯粹的飞剑传书之法。little monk the whole persongrasps the flyingswordat this timestubbornly, is insufficientto fall downfrom the flyingsword. Is goodwhenhisbody'sfrockdoes not know that iswhatmaterialconstitution, firmlyclingflyingsword, was actually not injuredby the sharpflyingsword. Lethimbe insufficientbyflyingswordcut intotwo halves.小和尚此时整个人死死抱住飞剑,才不至于从飞剑上掉下去。好在他身上的僧袍也不知道是什么材料构成,牢牢卷住飞剑时,却不被锋利的飞剑所伤。让他不至于被飞剑切成两半。Only the place that Song Shuhangis better than is, hishairstylewill not turn into the visual keibroomorexplosive warhead--, becausehedoes not have the hair.
唯一比宋书航好的地方是,他的发型不会变成杀马特扫把头或是爆炸头——因为他没有头发。„Senior White, recently my eyes aren't that good, do Iseeon the flyingswordto havelittle monk?”Song Shuhangturns the headto looktoVenerable White, inquired.
“白前辈,我是不是最近眼神不大好使,我看到飞剑上有个小和尚?”宋书航转头望向白尊者,询问道。„Un, haslittle monk.”Senior Whiteverycalmnod.
“嗯,有个小和尚。”白前辈很淡定的点头。„Scratches, but alsoreallyhaslittle monk. Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realmsdid not say that onlydelivers the USB? Whywill also deliverlittle monkto comein passing?”Song Shuhangis pinching the chin, suddenly an eyebrightsay/way: „Senior White, could it bethislittle monkisthisflyingsword‚sword spirit’?”
“擦,还真有小和尚啊。三日师兄不是说只送个U盘吗?为什么还会附带送个小和尚过来?”宋书航捏着下巴,突然眼睛一亮道:“白前辈,难道这小和尚是这飞剑的‘剑灵’吗?”„No, you think too much.”Senior Whitecontinuescalmly said: „Thatis onlyordinary, justcompletedFoundation Buildingto get it straightFirst Stagelittle monk.”
“不,你想多了。”白前辈继续淡定道:“那只是个普通的、刚完成筑基开窍的一品小和尚。”„......”Song Shuhangfeelingscalprises, subconsciousnesstoldhim, comepossiblywasgreat trouble?
“......”宋书航感觉头皮一涨,潜意识告诉他,来的可能又是个大麻烦?Whiz!
嗖!In front offlyingswordlightly fallingVenerable White, steadyfloatinmidair.
飞剑轻巧的落在白尊者面前,稳稳的悬浮在半空中。little monkstopped the pitiful yellfinally.小和尚终于停下了惨叫。
After the moment, heput out a handto wipetears, muststand upfrom the flyingsword that the both legsshivered. However, the legwas too soft, hetriedseveraltimes, cannot stand.
片刻后,他伸手抹了把眼泪,双腿颤抖的要从飞剑上站起身来。但是,腿太软了,他试了好几次,都站不起来。„Twodonors, hello.”little monklieson the sword, both handsjoin the palms in greeting, is serious, salutesdecent. Then, mechanicalturns the headto looktoSong Shuhang: „Donor, canhelplittle monkbusily...... the legquitenot be soft, can't Iget down?”
“两位施主,你们好。”小和尚趴在剑上,双手合掌,一脸严肃,像模像样行礼。然后,又机械般转过头来望向宋书航:“施主,能帮小和尚个忙不......腿好软,我下不来?”
The Song Shuhanghollow laugh, is preparingto put out a handto meetthislittle monk.宋书航干笑,正准备伸手去接这小和尚。Venerable Whitedoessuddenlyseriouslythinks deeply about the shape, thenhepinchedSword Art, said: „Shuhang, likely wasThree Realmsthatlittle fellowsends the wrongthing, Ithink that we flyingswordandlittle monksend.”白尊者突然作认真思索状,然后他掐了个剑诀,道:“书航,很可能是三日那小家伙寄错东西了,我觉的,我们还是将飞剑和小和尚寄回去吧。”„oh oh, is right.”Song Shuhang nodded his head: „Can the seniorstimulate to movementthisflyingsword?”
“哦哦,也对。”宋书航点了点头:“不过前辈可以催动这飞剑吗?”InitiallyMedicine Masterstimulated to movement the Great Master Fathom Mystery'sflyingswordonunable, but must makeSong Shuhanghelpflyingswordcouriergo back.
当初药师就无法催动通玄大师的飞剑,还得让宋书航帮忙将飞剑快递回去的。Venerable Whitesaid: „Relax, thisMonk Fathom Mysteryuntiedrestriction on flyingsword. HisdiscipleThree Realmscanuse, Icanactivatethisflyingsword, pours intospirit power to launch.”白尊者道:“放心,这次通玄和尚解开了飞剑上的禁制。他弟子三日都能使用,我可以激活这飞剑,注入灵力就可发射回去。”„, Do not want...... little monk dead!”little monkunablemaintains the seriousappearanceagain, called outloudly.
“别介,不要......小和尚会死的!”小和尚无法再保持严肃的模样,大声叫道。Meanwhilehisrapidputting out a handtook off a USBin the sword hiltplace: „YoucertainlyareSenior Apprentice Brother Song Shuhang, thisisSenior Apprentice Brother Three Realmsmustsendtoyourthing! Insidehas«Acalavajrapani Body»'sauxiliary cultivation technique, little monkwill not lie, youopenlookapparent.”
同时他迅速的伸手在剑柄处摘下了一个U盘:“你一定就是宋书航师兄吧,这就是三日师兄要寄给你的东西!里面有着《不动金刚身》的辅助功法,小和尚不会说谎,你打开一看便知。”Song ShuhangreceivedthisUSB, givesSenior White.宋书航接过这个U盘,递给白前辈。Senior Whiteput out a handto receive, looked, said: „Un, USBno problem, isthis. The aboverestrictiona whileIrelateThree Realms, makinghim the law of lifting of embargopass on.”白前辈伸手接过,看了看,道:“嗯,U盘没问题,就是这个。上面的禁制一会儿我联系三日,让他将解禁之法传过来。”Song Shuhangsilently nodded.宋书航默默点头。„Can Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang, putmeto get downnow?”little monklookswith the pitifulvisiontoSong Shuhang, both handsjoins the palms in greeting, color of the facehope.
“书航师兄,现在可以放我下来了吧?”小和尚用可怜的目光望向宋书航,双手合掌,一脸祈求之色。„Un, are you?”Song Shuhanginquired.
“嗯,你是?”宋书航询问道。„IcalledLittle Guoguo, this yearsix -year-old, Iam the Abbot Fathom Mystery78 th true linedisciple!”little monkis enforcingsmallface, but the foreheadintentis still difficultto cover the self-satisfiedcolor, said: „Mynot long agojustcompletedFoundation Building, after wait for mepromotesSecond Stage, canhaveownDharma Name, Iam very fierce!”
“我叫小果果,今年六岁,我是通玄方丈第七十八位真传弟子!”小和尚严肃着的小脸,不过眉宇意依旧难掩得意之色,道:“我前不久刚完成筑基,等我晋升二品后就能拥有自己的法号了,我很厉害的!”Thisyoungfattyunexpectedlyis onlysix years old, appearanceseemed likelooks likeobviouslyeightyears old.
这小胖子竟然才六岁,外表看上去明明像八岁了似的。„Are yourun away?”Song Shuhanginquired.
“你是偷跑出来的?”宋书航询问道。little monkimmediately the complexionchanges, after the moment, heis clenching teeth, a faceintertwines saying: „It is not! I...... right, IammakeSenior Apprentice Brother Three Realmsdelivermeto come!”小和尚顿时脸色一变,片刻后,他咬着牙,一脸纠结道:“才不是!我......对,我是让三日师兄送我过来的!”
After saying, sees onlyhisboth handsto make an effortto join the palms in greeting, unceasingmeditationBuddha.
说完之后,只见他双手用力合掌,不断的默念佛号。„oh.”Song Shuhang nodded his head.
“哦。”宋书航点了点头。Then, Shuhangtook out the cell phone, preparesto dial the Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realmstelephone.
然后,书航掏出手机,就准备拨通三日师兄的电话。little monkis sharp-eyed, immediatelysaw the contact person on Song Shuhangcell phone, immediatelycomplexiononewhite: „I'm sorry! Senior Apprentice Brother Song Shuhang, little monkisruns away, pleasedo not telephonetoSenior Apprentice Brother Three Realms!”小和尚眼尖,马上看到了宋书航手机上的联系人,顿时脸色一白:“对不起!宋书航师兄,小和尚是偷跑出来的,请千万不要打电话给三日师兄!”Senior Whiteindifferently saidat the same time: „Buddhistcannotlie. Youviolated religious commandment.”
一边的白前辈淡淡道:“出家人不能说谎。你犯戒了。”little monkimmediately a faceemaciated look.小和尚顿时一脸菜色。„Reallysends back?”Senior WhitepinchesSword Artagain.
“果然还是送回去吧?”白前辈再次掐起剑诀。little monkwas anxiousimmediately: „Does not want, meetingdeceased person. When little monkcomes the hands and feetwas soft, comescarrier flying swordwordsdefinitelymeetingonto fall downagain a timehalfway, Ido not go toWestern ParadisePure Land of Ultimate Blissquickly!”小和尚顿时急了:“不要啊,会死人的。小和尚过来时手脚都软了,再来一次飞剑传书的话肯定会半路上掉下去的,我不要这么快去西天极乐世界啊!”„Relax!” When Venerable Whitehearsthistopic, immediatelyself-confidentshape: „Icanwith‚flying sword courier’ the waydeliversyouto go back. LikeControlling Sword Flight, escape lightcanyourstickingfirmlyon the flyingsword, younot fall down. Thismethodmaybe good, Shuhanghas tried! Yes, Shuhang?”
“放心吧!”白尊者听到这话题时,马上自信满满状:“我可以用‘飞剑传人’的方式送你回去的。就像御剑飞行一样,遁光能将你牢牢的粘在飞剑上,你掉不下去的。这方法可好了,书航都试过的!是吧,书航?”Song Shuhanghollow laughnod of: „Hehe, yes, assures the security . Moreover the speedis quick!”宋书航干笑着点了点头:“呵呵,是的,保证安全,而且速度很快呢!”
Is the speedquick? When hearsthisdescribed, the little monkcomplexionchanges the ash.
速度很快呢?听到这句形容时,小和尚的脸色都变灰了。„Ha Ha, teasesyouto play.”Song Shuhangsaid with a smile, put out a handto holdlittle monk, huggedfrom the flyingswordhim.
“哈哈,逗你玩的。”宋书航笑道,伸手抱起小和尚,将他从飞剑上抱下。At this time, hiscell phoneringtoneresounded.
这时,他的手机铃声响起。Song Shuhangtouches the take actionmachineto look,Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realmshits, heconnected the call.宋书航摸出手机一看,正是三日师兄打过来的,他接通了电话。„Junior Apprentice Brother Shuhang? Did carrier flying swordreceive?”Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realmsvoicetransmits.
“书航师弟吗?飞剑传书收到了吧?”三日师兄的声音传来。Song Shuhanglooked atsideboth handsto join the palms in greeting, stands rigidlyinlittle monkat the same time, said with a smile: „Justreceived, senior apprentice brother.”宋书航望了眼身边双手合掌,僵立于一边的小和尚,笑道:“刚收到,师兄。”„Onthatflyingswordhasseeminglyfatlittle monk, the personlittle rascalbig of?”InSenior Apprentice Brother Three Realmstoneis full of the tensecolor.
“那飞剑上是不是有个看上去胖胖的小和尚,人小鬼大的那种?”三日师兄语气中充满着紧张之色。„Un, has, calledGuoguowas right?”Song Shuhangreplied.
“嗯,有个,叫果果对吧?”宋书航回道。TelephoneanotherSenior Apprentice Brother Three Realmsrelaxesimmediately: „Bastardbastard, reallyranunexpectedlyfollowingmycarrier flying sword. Alsooweshiscompetentcoming out!”
电话另一头的三日师兄顿时松了口气的:“混蛋崽子,竟然真的顺着我的飞剑传书跑出去了。也亏他能干的出来!”Then, Senior Apprentice Brother Three RealmstoldaccountwithSong Shuhang.
然后,三日师兄跟宋书航讲述了趟事情经过。Little Monk GuoguoisGreat Master Fathom Mysterythreeyears ago the belt/bringreturns to the temple, receivesfor the disciple, it is saidisGreat Master Fathom Mysteryalready the descendant of passingold friend.小和尚果果是通玄大师三年前带回到寺里,收为弟子的,据说是通玄大师已逝故友的后代。Is pressing the World's Horizon Wandering Temple'srule, withoutpromotes toThird Stage Rebirthrealm, the discipledoes not permit the temple. Thenthislittle fellowextremely daring, hungtalisman of stealthinbodyon that day, oneselfwill hangon the black ironflyingsword.
按着天涯云游寺的规则,如果没有晋升到三品后天境界,弟子是不准出寺的。然后这小家伙胆大包天,那天在身上挂了个隐身的符宝,将自己吊在黑铁飞剑上。No wonderat that timetook the young buddhist priest of sword saying that black ironflyingswordhowsuchheavy--at that time, little monkshrankon the stealthabove the black ironflyingsword.
难怪当时去取剑的小沙弥说,黑铁飞剑怎么这么重——那时候,小和尚就隐身缩在黑铁飞剑之上。Againthen, wasSenior Apprentice Brother Three Realmscarrier flying sword, little monkbuilds the flyingswordto flySong Shuhang.
再然后,就是三日师兄飞剑传书,小和尚搭着飞剑一路飞到了宋书航了。Song Shuhanglooked atlittle monk, the little fellowheld their palms togetherto stayinone sidelike this, lookedisthatlovableto the extreme, the Sirsaid that hewill not saytwolovablechildren.宋书航不由多看了眼小和尚,小家伙就这样双手合十呆在一边,一看就是那种乖巧到极点,大人说一他不会说二的乖巧孩子。No onehas thought,hewill makewill hangon the flyingsword, builds the flyingswordto flee the World's Horizon Wandering Temple'smatter.
谁也没想到,他会做出将自己吊在飞剑上,搭飞剑逃离天涯云游寺的事情。„AlsoaskedLittle Friend Shuhangto look afterhistwo to three daysforme, mostoneweek, will havejunior apprentice brotherto go toJiangnan area, metlittle apprentice brother.”Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realmssaid after a sigh.
“还请书航小友代我照顾他两三日,最多一星期,就会有位师弟前往江南地区,接回小师弟。”三日师兄感叹道。Actually...... Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms can also Controlling Sword Flight, bring back tolittle monk.
其实......三日师兄自己也可以御剑飞行,带回小和尚。Saw that thislittle fellowuntold hardshipsran, hisheartonesoft. Might as wellmakethislittle fellowplayoutside for severaldays, beside Song ShuhanghasSenior Whitein any case , the securityhas the safeguard.
只是,看到这小家伙千辛万苦跑出去了,他心头一软。不如就让这小家伙在外玩上几天吧,反正宋书航身边有白前辈在,安全有保障。„Looks afterseveraldays of but actuallydoesn't matter, is aboutseveraldayslaterIwill return to one's old home. I have a summer holiday now. In2-3dayshave not cometo havehiswords, musttroublethatsenior apprentice brotherto go tomynative placeto return tolittle monk.”Song Shuhangadded.
“照顾几天倒没关系啦,不过几天后我会回老家一趟。我现在暑假放假了。2-3天内没过来带他的话,就得麻烦那位师兄去我老家回小和尚了。”宋书航补充道。„Good, no problem.”Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realmssaid.
“好的,没问题。”三日师兄道。„Un, thatsaidlike this.” When Song Shuhangprepareshanging up the phone, Senior WhitehintsSong Shuhang the telephonetohim.
“嗯,那就这样说啦。”宋书航准备挂掉电话时,白前辈示意宋书航将电话给他。
After taking the telephone, Senior Whiteinquired: „Three Realms, toldme the unsealmethod of USB.”
等接过了电话后,白前辈询问道:“三日,将U盘的解封方法跟我说下。”„Good, senior.”Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realmsstartsto tell the method of unsealwithSenior White.
“好的,前辈。”三日师兄开始跟白前辈讲述起解封之法。
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......Song ShuhangapproachesGuoguolittle monk.宋书航则向果果小和尚。„Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang, put to troubletoyou.”little monkboth handsjoin the palms in greeting, bowto salute.
“书航师兄,给您添麻烦了。”小和尚双手合掌,弓身行礼。„Hehe.”Song Shuhangtake actionlike the electricity, seizes the little monkfatdoublecheek, efforttowardaboutpulls open...... firstto see that suddenlythislittle monkwantsto do!
“呵呵。”宋书航突然出手如电,掐住小和尚肥肥的双颊,用力的往左右拉开......第一眼看到这小和尚就想这么干了!looks atlittle monkis serious, appearance that does not dareto revolt against, is very interesting.看着小和尚一脸严肃,又不敢反抗的模样,特别有意思。„Little fellow, yourunfromWorld's Horizon Wandering Temple, butpurewantsto play?”Song Shuhangasked.
“小家伙,你从天涯云游寺跑出来,只是单纯的想玩一下吗?”宋书航问道。„little monkis not the person of wanting to play all the time.”Guoguois serious.
“小和尚才不是贪玩的人。”果果一脸严肃。„Whythat does you worked hardrun?”Shuhangis curious.
“那你辛苦跑出来为啥?”书航好奇。
A little monkfaceintertwines, clenches teeth saying: „IfSenior Apprentice Brother Shuhangyoupledged that did not tellothers, little monkcantell the reason that youran.”小和尚一脸纠结,咬牙道:“如果书航师兄你发誓不告诉别人的话,小和尚可以告诉你跑出来的原因。”„no problem, Ifelt that mymouthisverystrict.”Song Shuhangearnestly said.
“没问题,我感觉我的嘴还是很严的。”宋书航认真道。Meanwhilehealsocoordinatedlittle monkto make a serious oath.
同时他还配合小和尚发了个毒誓。little monkthensaid silently: „ActuallyIwasthese two yearshave been sitting in meditationto exercise martial artswas too long, sometimes when closed uppracticealsosat in meditationin the ice piece and hotrockfrequently, does not know when resulted in the hemorrhoids. Iheard that outsidehassurgeryfor treatinghemorrhoids, wantsto run awayto makesurgerysecretly.”小和尚这才小声道:“其实我是这两年一直在打坐练功太久了,有时候闭关修炼时还经常在冰块、火岩上打坐,不知什么时候得了痔疮。我听说外面有治疗痔疮的手术,就想偷偷跑出来做个手术。”
The Song Shuhanghand powerrubbedownface--heto feel that oneselfhad the facial expressioncatalepsyrecently, does not know that withwhatexpressiondemonstratedmood that owninnermost feelingswent full steam ahead......宋书航手力揉了揉自己的脸——他感觉自己最近得了面部表情僵硬症,都不知道用什么表情来展示自己内心万马奔腾的心情......
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