Great King Doudou: „I don't care, my side Venerable White senior and Song Shuhang study drive a car now, but also had the driver's license, I do not have, how could it not be my very OUT obviously? No matter, I don't care, you must make a driver's license to me in any case in any case. I would also like to learn to drive a car, I want to drive cars! Big Idiot Yellow Mountain, did you hear?” 豆豆大王:“我不管啊,现在我身边的白尊者前辈、宋书航都学了开车,还都有了驾照,就我没有,岂不显的我很OUT吗？不管啦,反正我不管啦,反正你一定要给我弄个驾照。我还要上车去学车,我要开车！黄山大傻,你听到了没有？” True Monarch Yellow Mountain: „......” 黄山真君:“......” [ system message prompt:( ******) Great King Doudou already by the group admin True Monarch Yellow Mountain Silenced 1 day.] [系统消息提示:(******)豆豆大王已经被群主黄山真君禁言一天。] Doudou cold and proud snort/hum: „You think that bans me to say usefully?” 豆豆冷傲哼了一声:“你以为禁我言就有用啦？” A its claw racket, skilled turning to private chatted the surface page: „Big Idiot Yellow Mountain, Big Idiot Yellow Mountain......” 它爪子一拍,熟练的翻到私聊面页:“黄山大傻,黄山大傻......” In the group cannot chat, I have private chatting! 群里不能聊,我还有私聊！ Then Doudou continues saying: „I want to drive cars, do you promise me to be good? Asked you!” 然后豆豆继续道:“我要开车啊,你就答应我好不好？求你啦！” „don't create trouble, how your does pekingese go to study the car(riage)?” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said. “别闹,你一只京巴怎么去学车？”黄山真君道。 „Hateful, Big Idiot Yellow Mountain you bully the dog!” But Doudou anger discontentedly said: „pekingese? I have the claw to grasp the steering wheel, I increase, the foot can also step on to brakes and accelerator! I looked at the theory of old much study car(riage) for these days, the transportation knowledge I also remembered, I can be good!” “可恶,黄山大傻你欺侮狗！”豆豆怒而不满道:“京巴怎么了？我有爪子可以握方向盘,我变大一些,脚也能踩的到刹车和油门！我这几天看了老多学车的理论了,交通知识我也都记住了,我能行的！” Song Shuhang turns the head to look at the Doudou's computer screen, he opens Eye Acupoint now, the eyesight old was good. Doudou and True Monarch Yellow Mountain's chat process he watches. 宋书航转头望着豆豆的电脑屏幕,他现在开了眼窍,眼力老好了。豆豆和黄山真君的聊天过程他都看在眼里。 When saw at this time, in his mind in horse appeared one enlarged the version ‚pekingese’ sat in the compartment, pair of claws is building the steering wheel, in deadly earnest's drive a car. Two dog-legs can also tread clutch, accelerator and brakes...... 看到这时时,他脑海中马上浮现出一只放大版的‘京巴’象人一样坐在车厢中,双爪搭着方向盘,一本正经的开车。两只狗腿还能踏离合器、油门和刹车...... That picture simply too beautiful...... 那画面简直不要太美...... If nothing else, if its drive a car starting off, frightens can frighten the excrement small working group. 别的不说,如果它开车上路的话,吓都能吓屎一班人。 Don't the traffic police uncles dare to block its-- you to dare with the life to block a drive a car dog? Not awfully? What to do was hit the excrement? Who compensates? 交警叔叔们根本就不敢拦它——你敢用生命去拦一只开车的狗吗？不要命了？被撞屎了怎么办？谁赔？ „In brief is not good is not good, when wait for you condenses monster core, after can change into the human form, discussed study the matter of car(riage) with me again. Otherwise it will just be a waste of time!” True Monarch Yellow Mountain firmly said. “总之不行就是不行,等你什么时候凝聚妖丹,能化为人形后,再跟我谈学车的事。否则一切免谈！”黄山真君坚定道。 „Big Idiot Yellow Mountain! Big Idiot Yellow Mountain! Big Idiot Yellow Mountain!” × 23 “黄山大傻！黄山大傻！黄山大傻！”×23 Doudou discontented flooding gets up. 豆豆不满的刷屏起来。 True Monarch Yellow Mountain sent the sneering expression: „Again noisy, I'll kick you out of the Nine Provinces (1) Group. And supposes for the user who the rejection joins the group again!” 黄山真君发了个冷笑表情:“再吵,我就将你从九洲一号群中踢掉了。并设为拒绝再加入群的用户！” „......” The claw of Doudou flooding lived. “......”豆豆刷屏的爪子顿住了。 Long time, its 45° angle looked up, on the dog face full is disconsolate and falls desolately...... 半晌,它四十五度角抬起头来,狗脸上满是惆怅和落落寞...... Song Shuhang thinks that Doudou must admit defeat. 宋书航以为豆豆要服软了。 Actually sees Doudou to sigh: „Big Idiot Yellow Mountain, you are compel Doudou I to send big move of wā!” 却见豆豆叹了口气:“黄山大傻,你这是逼豆豆我发大招哇！” Then, Song Shuhang looked that it the record truncation that True Monarch Yellow Mountain and he chatted a screen, then a member in skilled pull friends list. 然后,宋书航看它将黄山真君和他聊天的记录截了个屏,然后熟练的拉开好友列表中的一位成员。 Fairy Lychee, is that is very attractive and likes the selfie fairy maiden. 荔枝仙子,就是那位很漂亮、喜欢自拍的仙子。 Then, Doudou sent private to chat to Fairy Lychee: „Elder Sister Lychee!” 然后,豆豆给荔枝仙子发了个私聊:“荔枝姐姐！” The supplementary laughs foolishly the expression. 附带憨笑表情。 „yō, is Little Doudou. How today to remember private chats me?” Fairy Lychee had a sweet smile to come, obviously liked the Doudou's appearance very much. “哟,是小豆豆啊。今天怎么想起私聊我啦？”荔枝仙子发了个甜甜的笑容过来,显然是很喜爱豆豆的样子。 „Un...... I am complain, True Monarch Yellow Mountain bullies me, I was wronged!” Doudou sent crying emoji, then, several issued Fairy Lychee True Monarch Yellow Mountain and his chat log truncation. “嗯......我是来告状的,黄山真君欺侮我,我委屈！”豆豆发了个泪流满面的表情,然后,将黄山真君和他的聊天记录截了几条发给荔枝仙子。 The Doudou's screenshot is this. 豆豆的截图是这样的。 [ Great King Doudou: „I want to drive cars, do you promise me to be good? Asked you!” yí, good temperate tone? [豆豆大王:“我要开车啊,你就答应我好不好？求你啦！”咦,好温和的语气？ True Monarch Yellow Mountain: „don't create trouble, how your does pekingese go to study the car(riage)?” 黄山真君:“别闹,你一只京巴怎么去学车？” Great King Doudou: „pekingese? I have the claw to grasp the steering wheel, I increase, the foot can also step on to brakes and accelerator! I looked at the theory of old much study car(riage) for these days, the transportation knowledge I also remembered, I can be good!” 豆豆大王:“京巴怎么了？我有爪子可以握方向盘,我变大一些,脚也能踩的到刹车和油门！我这几天看了老多学车的理论了,交通知识我也都记住了,我能行的！” True Monarch Yellow Mountain: „Exempts discussed!” 黄山真君:“免谈！” True Monarch Yellow Mountain: „Again noisy, I'll kick you out of the Nine Provinces (1) Group.” Attaches the sneering expression.] 黄山真君:“再吵,我就将你从九洲一号群中踢掉了。”附冷笑表情。] Is...... Doudou will scold the True Monarch Yellow Mountain's content to cancel, keeps True Monarch Yellow Mountain to its cold words relative expression. 是的......豆豆将自己骂黄山真君的内容全抹去,就留黄山真君对它冷言相对的表情。 Fairy Lychee returned to quickly ‚anger’ expression. 荔枝仙子很快回了个‘愤怒’的表情。 Then, she replies Doudou saying: „Good True Monarch Yellow Mountain actually to you, Doudou you to be waiting, I take responsibility to you!” 然后,她回复豆豆道:“好个黄山真君竟然这么对你,豆豆你等着,我给你做主！” Then, Fairy Lychee offline! 说完,荔枝仙子下线了！ Doudou continues 45° angle look up to the sky, a face disconsolate and self-satisfied expression: „Oh, reprisal breeds reprisal, why?” 豆豆继续四十五度角仰望天空,一脸惆怅又得意的表情:“唉,冤冤相报何时了,何必呢？” Song Shuhang saw this time, felt that own eye was really blind! 宋书航看到这时,感觉自己的眼睛真的要瞎了！ Doudou, once again lower limit of success refresh Song Shuhang definition to ‚moe pet’. 豆豆,又一次成功刷新宋书航对‘萌宠’定义的下限。 Own later will not raise what pet monster absolutely and absolutely! In the Song Shuhang heart pledged. 自己以后绝对、绝对不会去养什么妖宠的！宋书航心中发誓。 ************* ************* At this time, Unbounded Demon Sect 69th Peak Mahoraga Peak. 此时,无极魔宗第六十九峰摩喉峰。 Hai Young Master sits in meditation near the sea of clouds, rests one's chin in one's hands single-handedly. 公子海静坐于云海边上,一手托腮。 In the sea of clouds, Zheng Neng sweats profusely, practice repeatedly sword technique of foundation, is disciplining own body. 在云海之中,正能挥汗如雨,一遍又一遍的修炼着基础的剑法,磨练着自己的身体。 The sea of clouds tumbles, the Demon Monarch Anzhi's main body treads from the sea of clouds. 云海翻滚,安知魔君的本体从云海中踏出。 „Jing Mo that fellow carried.” After Demon Monarch Anzhi comes, said directly. “景陌那家伙载了。”安知魔君现身后,直接道。 When hears this news, the Hai Young Master complexion is stiffly secret one: „I may remember, when Jing Mo his time goes out, did the master give him « Blood Escape Great Technique »'s talisman?” 听到这消息时,公子海脸色都不由暗暗一僵:“我可记得,景陌他这次出去时,师傅给了他一枚《血遁大法》的符宝吧？” That was known as that can escape from best quality goods escape technique that from Sixth Stage True Monarch, Branch Lord Jing Mo unable moves out unexpectedly? 那可是号称能从六品真君手里逃脱的极品遁法,景陌舵主竟然无法全身而退？ What enemy did he meet? 他遇上了什么样的敌人？ Sixth Stage peak old True Monarch? Fearful Seventh Stage Spirit Venerable? 六品巅峰的老真君？还是可怕的七品灵尊？ Zheng Neng stops practicing the sword, flings on the face the sweat, controlling sword close to Demon Monarch Anzhi: „Was the Jing Mo general idea/careless, without the opportunity used « Blood Escape Great Technique » talisman? Was captured alive forcefully?” 正能停止练剑,甩去脸上汗水,御剑靠近安知魔君:“是景陌大意了,没机会使用《血遁大法》符宝？还是被强行生擒？” „Jing Mo this time may not have the general idea/careless, when he this time to coping with that Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure, but also took his good friend Half Gourd Daoist. At that time, the Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure single person, side did not have senior cultivator to follow, that may really be copes with his good opportunity.” Demon Monarch Anzhi said after a sigh. “景陌这次可没有大意,他这次对对付那个书山压力大时,还带上了他的好友半葫道人呢。那时候,书山压力大独身一人,身边也没有前辈修士跟随,那可真是个对付他的好机会呢。”安知魔君感叹道。 „Half Gourd Daoist? Is that famous loose cultivator? Tight that the bottle gourd in his hand may trouble.” Zheng Neng is frowning saying that he when Immortal Farmer Sect, has heard this Half Gourd Daoist reputation. This Half Gourd Daoist strength is average, but with that bottle gourd, makes him the peak in Fourth Stage cultivator to exist actually. “半葫道人？是那个有名的散修吗？他手中的葫芦可麻烦的紧。”正能皱着眉头道,他在仙农宗时,就听闻过这半葫道人的名头。这半葫道人实力平平,但凭着那葫芦,硬是让他成为四品修士中的巅峰存在。 „But is this even we felt that troublesome Half Gourd Daoist, caused magical treasure by that Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure, the direct sword nails tight, the corpse does not know where was shot.” Demon Monarch Anzhi recalled situation that doppelgänger sees, but also a lingering fear. “但就是这个连我们都感觉麻烦的半葫道人,被那书山压力大使了一件法宝,直接一剑钉死,尸体都不知道被射到哪去了。”安知魔君回想起分身看到的情形,还一阵后怕。 What his doppelgänger simply has not even seen clearly that Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure to cause is what magical treasure, can only see is a ray, the speed was too fast! Then, Half Gourd Daoist hung. 他的分身甚至根本没看清那书山压力大使的是什么法宝,只能看到是一道光芒,速度太快了！然后,半葫道人就挂了。 Demon Monarch Anzhi thinking putting oneself in another's place, if changes into he himself Half Gourd Daoist, he does not have many assurance to be able under that magical item to maintain a livelihood. 安知魔君设身处地的想了想,如果将半葫道人换成他自己,他也没多少把握能在那一件法器下活命。 Hai Young Master narrows the eye, guesses saying: „I think, that should magical treasure unable the reusable? Otherwise Jing Mo definitely meets first uses « Blood Escape Great Technique » to escape. But that Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure is only First Stage cultivator, responded not quickly, definitely truncation not under he!” 公子海眯起眼睛,猜道:“我想,那法宝应该不能重复使用吧？否则景陌肯定会第一时间使用《血遁大法》逃命。而那书山压力大只是一品修士,反应不快,肯定截不下他！” „Yes, after that Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure used magical treasure, then does not have its strength of resisting. His even/including Shou the Jing Mo two swords, were almost cut by Jing Mo under the sword. However Jing Mo has not thought that Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure body really also has mysterious escape technique, when displaying the speed is extremely fast. Even Jing Mo must erupt again and again, can follow that escape light. The my doppelgänger speed cannot follow, can only looks at they go far away by far.” Demon Monarch Anzhi said after a sigh. “是的,那书山压力大使用了法宝后,再无其抵挡之力。他连受了景陌两剑,差一点就被景陌斩于剑下。不过景陌没有想到,那书山压力大身上竟然也有神奇遁法,施展开来时速度极快。连景陌都得连连爆发,才能跟上那遁光。我的分身速度跟不上,只能远远看着他们远去。”安知魔君感叹道。 The Zheng Neng nod said: „That Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure knows many senior cultivator, body has 1-2 escape technique is not strange. The Jing Mo's brain eventually is not miraculous, has not made the protection unexpectedly.” 正能点头道:“那书山压力大结识许多前辈修士,身上有1-2遁法都不奇怪。景陌的脑子终究是不灵光,竟然没做防备。” „Again then in the process what happened, I’m not sure. However not long afterwards...... I obtained the positive news, Su Clan's The Seventh seized Branch Lord Jing Mo exactly, grasped returns to Heavenly River Su Clan this section.” Demon Monarch Anzhi corner of the mouth pulled out pulling out. “再接着过程中发生什么事,我就不清楚了。但是不久后......我得到确切消息,苏氏阿七活擒了景陌舵主,抓回到天河苏氏本部去了。”安知魔君嘴角抽了抽。 Heavenly River Su Clan is not weak in the Unbounded Demon Sect's huge aristocratic family, and method is extremely numerous. After Branch Lord Jing Mo was grasped, perhaps will reveal about the Unbounded Demon Sect's news. 天河苏氏可是个不弱于无极魔宗的庞大世家,而且手段极多。景陌舵主被抓回去后,恐怕会吐露出很多关于无极魔宗的消息。 Hai Young Master finger lightly is knocking own thigh, replied: „Might as well, the matter that Jing Mo knows are not many. Heavenly River Su Clan information not many that can learn from his...... other, I relate was the Jing Mo's branch member, making them retreat as soon as possible, so as to avoid being retaliated by Heavenly River Su Clan's. The Brother The Seventh strength, might be considered as Fifth Stage rank battle strength first, without branch can withstand his anger.” 公子海手指轻轻敲着自己的大腿,答道:“无妨,景陌知道的事情不多。天河苏氏能从他那得知的情报没多少......另外,我去联系原本属于景陌的分部成员,让他们尽快撤退,免得受到天河苏氏的报复。阿七兄的实力,堪称是五品级别战力第一,没有分部能承受他的怒火。” „If we had known, you should not choose Su Clan's The Seventh.” Demon Monarch Anzhi said with a smile strangely. “早知道,你就不应该选择苏氏阿七啊。”安知魔君怪笑道。 „...... I did not rejoice actually very much oneself can choose Brother The Seventh is the goal. He will become me to become the hugeness on path to urge on with the power, between I and him, only one can live in the end. Has such pressure, I will grow faster!” Hai Young Master said with a smile, he set out to leap forward the sea of clouds, went to Unbounded Demon Sect's to contact outside's array. “不......我倒是很庆幸自己能选择阿七兄为目标。他将会成为我成道路上的巨大鞭策和动力,我和他之间,最后只能活下一个。有这样的压力在,我才能更快的成长！”公子海笑道,他起身跃入云海,前往无极魔宗的联络外界的阵法。 „Lunatic.” Demon Monarch Anzhi muttered. “疯子。”安知魔君喃喃道。 **************** **************** Also is two hours passes. 又是两个小时过去。 Venerable White: „tú tú tú tú......” 白尊者:“突突突突......” at his side was that box that the Red bayberries of three big boxes...... Song Shuhang had had finished eating. In this period, his also Controlling Sword Flight went out to Jiangnan University Campus' Luo Xin Block, in one breath to buy four box of Red bayberries to come back. 在他身边是三个大箱的杨梅......宋书航带回来的那一箱早就被吃完了。期间,他还御剑飞行出去到江南大学城的罗信街区,一口气买了四箱杨梅回来。 Venerable White stands up, said to Song Shuhang: „Flying sword drew near, came with me, receive flying sword.” 白尊者站起身来,对宋书航道:“飞剑快到了,跟我来,接收飞剑。” „Good!” Song Shuhang rises with a spring. “好咧！”宋书航一跃而起。 «Vajrapani Foundation Fist Technique»'s auxiliary cultivation technique-- « Acalavajrapani Body ». 《金刚基础拳法》的辅助功法——《不动金刚身》。 Listens to the name, is very that cultivation technique. However, this is can make his even one step further strengthen physical body, speeds up First Stage acupoint to make a connection with auxiliary cultivation technique that is he urgently needs cultivation technique. 听名字,就是很蛮的那种功法。不过,这可是能让他更进一步强化肉身,加快一品窍穴打通的辅助功法,是他迫切需要的功法。 Venerable White finger to the sky, on finger has the light white ray twinkle. 白尊者一手指向天空,手指上有淡淡的白色光芒闪烁。 Quick, in the sky presented a black small sword, shoots toward the Venerable White illness/quick. 很快,天空中出现了一柄黑色小剑,朝着白尊者疾射而来。 Faint within...... 隐隐间...... Song Shuhang as if hears a pitiful yell sound. 宋书航似乎听到一阵惨叫声。 The frequency of this pitiful yell sound, familiar learned. 这惨叫声的频率,老熟悉了呢。 This type ‚Aah~ ~ Aah~ ~’ when the pitiful yell, each two will have stop-- to look like at that time him sad Senior White flying sword courier escorts to J City Tubo Grandpa's home, sent out pitiful yell. 这种‘啊啊~~啊啊~~’的惨叫,每啊两声会有一个停顿——像极了当时他被心情不好白前辈飞剑传人送往J市土波外公家时,发出的惨叫。