CCG :: Volume #1

#2: And when esteemed me is counted an trigram


Said the person of not Chuunibyou in vain youngster. 都说人不中二枉少年。 Everyone would have more or less experienced that phase, but some people display, some people hide in heart. Also is the difference of extrovert and introvert. 每个人或多或少都经历过那个时期,只是有些人表现出来,有些人则藏在心底。也就是明骚暗骚的区别。 Some Song Shuhang young person who acts old, that period rapidness, gone is quicker. 宋书航有些少年老成,那个时期来的快,去的更快。 Therefore to beginning when Chuunibyou grade, the surroundings boy also falls when the Wuxia dream, the superman dream and immortal dream, all day is brandishing Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms and superman transform. Shuhang has not actually had any hope to these. 所以到了初中二年级时,周围男孩还陷在武侠梦、超人梦、仙人梦,整天挥舞着降龙十八掌、超人变身时。书航却早已经对这些不抱任何希望。 The physical principle of this world so precise, a human wants to leap the Layer 3 building is so high ; The double palm whips Gold Dragon ; Outside the underpants puts on can soar is the impossible things! 这世界的物理法则是如此的精确,一个人类想要一跃三层楼那么高;双掌一拍打出金龙;内裤外穿就能飞翔都是不可能的事情! However he likes Xianxia novel and superman movie very much and so on, perhaps is the heart deep place or expected very much the one day of superhuman, alien, immortal and so on can appear before him? 不过他还是很喜欢仙侠小说、超人电影之类的,或许是他内心深处还是很期望有一天超人啊、外星人啊、仙人啊之类的能出现在他面前吧? Knows impossible obviously, but actually the anticipation of unfathomable mystery, is this then being the human's unique talent? 明明知道不可能,但却莫名其妙的期待着,这便是人类特有的天赋吧? Song Shuhang switches off the crowd of chat windows with a smile, but, he has not withdrawn from this crowd. 宋书航笑着关掉群聊天窗口,不过,他没有退出这群。 He felt that the person in Nine Provinces (1) Group is very interesting, in the group these make one light/only see felt that very shy chat log, the words that looks at from the angle of observer, accidental/surprised very interesting-- therefore before group admin kicks the person, he prepares first lurker, has a look at various interesting chat log, when sends he is bored the time. 他感觉九洲一号群里的人很有意思,群里那些让人光看到就感觉很羞涩的聊天记录,从旁观者的角度去看的话,意外的很有趣——所以在群主踢人之前,他准备先潜水,看看各种有趣的聊天记录,打发他无聊时的时间。 On the computer screen, the movie is still continuing, this seems like a horror film. Various frightened plot levels do not leave, this movie is genius Director horror film the work of peak, it is said many uncle level characters were frightened to cry, many people expressed frightened does not dare to go to go to the restroom alone. 电脑屏幕上,电影还在继续,这好像是一部恐怖片。各种惊悚的剧情层不出断,这部电影是天才恐怖片导演的巅峰之作,据说很多大叔级人物都被吓哭过,有很多人表示被吓的不敢去独自去厕所。 What a pity, Song Shuhang had not felt as before any fearful place, after pulls back the progress bar looked at a while, he has the yawn, slowly becomes the lying down posture from the sitting posture, the eyelid even more is also heavy...... 可惜,宋书航依旧没感觉到任何可怕之处,重新拉回进度条看了一会儿后,他又打起哈欠,慢慢的从坐姿变为躺姿,眼皮亦越发沉重起来…… If that Director genius knows own movie, only then this effect, can cry? 如果那位天才导演知道自己的电影只有这点效果的话,会哭的吧? Blurry within, Song Shuhang cherishes fond hopes. 迷糊间,宋书航做了个美梦。 Is an extremely crisp fond dream, beautiful drop. Has the immortal, has the superhuman, there are various immortal realm. 是个极爽的美梦,美滴很。有仙人,有超人,有各种仙境 Eternal Life Free and Unfettered, move mountains and drain seas, holding a sword human world, dream of how many people are this through the ages? As gets older, reality shatter dream, people can only dream conceals in heart, no longer think. 长生逍遥,移山倒海,仗剑人间,这是古往今来多少人的梦想?只是随着年龄增长,现实破碎梦想,人们只能将梦藏于心底,不再多想。 The dream eventually is the dream...... 梦终究是梦…… ********** ********** Next day, on May 21, on Tuesday, 1 : 00 am. 次日,5月21日,星期二,凌晨1点。 In the chat group, group admin True Monarch Yellow Mountain gets online finally. 聊天群中,群主黄山真君终于上线。 He comes up, Loose Practitioner North River then crops up to ask: True Monarch, that yesterday you added what called 'Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure' was who? In which cultivation's?” 他一上来,北河散人便冒头问道:“真君,昨天你加的那叫‘书山压力大’的是谁?在哪修行的?” Person who yesterday added? Haven't you exchanged with her? That is a esteemed me old friend in this era fresh daughter, probably aptitude not bad, age lightly is the Third Stage Rebirth peak, immediately must march into Fourth Stage Inborn, is very extraordinary.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain Ha Ha smiles, replied. “昨天加的人?你们没和她交流吗?那是本尊一位老友在这个时代生的女儿,好像资质不错,年纪轻轻已经是三品后天巅峰,马上就要步入四品先天了,很了不得呢。”黄山真君哈哈一笑,回道 This era was born, that year the age estimated that is less than 40? This age is the Third Stage Rebirth peak, indeed is genius. Loose Practitioner North River secret nod, Dao name that but the opposite party takes is very strange, how 'Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure' sees does not feel like Dao name. 这个时代才出生,那年龄估计不到四十?这个年龄就已经是三品后天巅峰,的确是个天才北河散人暗暗点头,不过对方取的道号还是很怪啊,‘书山压力大’怎么看都感觉不象是道号 Loose Practitioner North River is still thinking, True Monarch Yellow Mountain said suddenly: ? esteemed me old friend daughter's Dao name did not call 'Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure'. The words saying, this Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure is the wool thing?” 北河散人还在想着呢,黄山真君却突然道:“本尊老友女儿的道号不叫‘书山压力大’啊。话说,这书山压力大是毛玩意?” „......” True Monarch Yellow Mountain was embarrassed. “……”黄山真君囧了。 It is not the hair thing, is unknown human that True Monarch you added yesterday. 不是什么毛玩意,是真君您昨天加的未知人类吧。 He is probing asking: True Monarch, weren't you additional wrong people?” 他试探着问道:“真君,您不会是加错人了吧?” When esteemed me has a look.” “待本尊看看。” After the moment . 片刻后。 True Monarch Yellow Mountain sent one skewer of cold sweat expressions in the group: Also really added wrong. The number only missed the middle figure, esteemed me 8 loses 9. Never expected that esteemed me will make this huge mistake unexpectedly.” 黄山真君在群里发了一串的冷汗表情:“还真加错了。号码只差中间一位数,本尊将八输成九了。没想到本尊竟然会犯下这种大错。” Loose Practitioner North River hehe said with a smile: I said that how even if to fit into the modern society again, some people will not decide as 'Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure' own Dao name.” 北河散人呵呵笑道:“我就说呢,就算再怎么融入现代社会,也不会有人将自己的道号定为‘书山压力大’啊。” True Monarch Yellow Mountain continued to send a line of cold sweat emoji. 黄山真君继续发了一串冷汗表情 Then he quickly operates, drags into the good friend daughter the group again. 然后他急忙操作,重新将自己好友女儿拉入群中。 The group news prompts: Spirit Butterfly Island's Soft Feather has joined Nine Provinces (1) Group. 群消息提示:‘灵蝶岛羽柔子’已加入九洲一号群 This name conforms to the Nine Provinces (1) Group's style, rich Xianxia aura heads on. That Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure title, absolutely is the strange thing that mixes. 这名字才符合九洲一号群的画风,一股浓郁的仙侠气息扑面而来。那个书山压力大名称,绝对是混入的奇怪东西。 newbie joins, Mad Sabre Three Waves then crops up immediately: , new fellow daoist is the fairy maiden, bright according, report measurements! Attractive words join or not?” 新人一加入,狂刀三浪便马上冒头:“,新道友是仙子呐,亮个照,报三围呗!漂亮的话约不约?” Mad Sabre Three Waves early lurker very long-- he, although is the goldfish, but the memory wants eventually long compared with three seconds. Yesterday had been reminded, to avoid a generation of big senior today, his gently and cautiously lurker observation. 狂刀三浪潜水了很久——他虽然是属金鱼的,但记忆力终究比三秒要长点。昨天已经被人提醒过,所以为了避免得辈大前辈,今天他小心翼翼潜水观察情况。 Listened to True Monarch Yellow Mountain saying that the newly joined fairy maiden was good friend's daughter, moreover cultivation base was Third Stage Rebirth, Mad Sabre Three Waves then felt relieved. It is not the character of 'senior' level, he can sexually harass heartily, mouth addiction. 黄山真君新加入的仙子是好友之女,而且修为三品后天,狂刀三浪便放心了。不是‘前辈’级的人物,他可以尽情的调戏一下,过过口瘾。 In this crowd newbie is few, he suppresses may suppress. 这群里新人很少,他憋的可狠了呢。 A Three Waves opens the mouth, True Monarch Yellow Mountain the face was immediately black. 三浪一开口,黄山真君顿时脸都黑了。 „......” Spirit Butterfly Island's Soft Feather inputs one skewer of colons, then spooky and sent a sentence: As a result of time not early, therefore the old man daughter has sat in meditation to exercise martial arts on time. Her number temporarily is the old man in on afk, waits for Fellow Daoist Yellow Mountain to add the group. cough...... has heard in the Nine Provinces group Fellow Daoist Three Waves loose clean, can talk really well, seeing something once better than hearing hundred times. Fellow Daoist Three Waves, the old man appreciates you, another day please drink.” “……”灵蝶岛羽柔子输入一串冒号,然后幽幽的又发了一句:“由于时间不早,所以老夫女儿已经按时打坐练功了。她的号码暂时是老夫在挂机,等着黄山道友加群。……早就听说九洲群中三浪道友风流倜傥,能说会道,百闻不如一见。三浪道友,老夫欣赏你,改天请你喝酒。” Mad Sabre Three Waves immediately quite awkward, sexually harassed the younger sister actually to meet younger sister old dad, on this day under has not compared this more ashamed matter. He good to look for a tunnel to worm one's way into. 狂刀三浪顿时好生尴尬,调戏妹子却遇上了妹子老爹,这天底下没有比这更羞耻的事了。他好想找个地洞钻进去。 Is good because of this senior as if amiably, lightly a single sentence has had this matter. 好在这位前辈似乎性格随和,轻轻一句话就带过此事。 Then, in this senior and group the online people greet, asking everyone future to take care of the daughter much. Then, then the lurker on-hook. 接着,这位前辈和群里在线的众人打了声招呼,请大家将来多多照顾自己女儿。然后,便潜水挂机去了。 Sees the senior to depart, Mad Sabre Three Waves relaxes, cheerfully said: Fortunately, this senior cannot open the person of joke evidently. Perhaps by that time has the opportunity, can chat with Miss Soft Feather personally.” 看到前辈离去,狂刀三浪松了口气,乐呵道:“还好,看样子这位前辈不是开不起玩笑的人。说不定到时候有机会,可以和羽柔子姑娘本人聊聊。” „......” True Monarch Yellow Mountain. “……”黄山真君 „......” Loose Practitioner North River. “……”北河散人 Medicine Master crops up rarely. He is the a man of few words man, generally rarely crops up the speech, this time actually typed four characters rarely: Strove for fortunately.” 药师难得又冒了个头。他是惜字如金的男人,一般很少冒头说话,这次却难得打了四个字:“自求多福。” „?” Three Waves doubts. “?”三浪疑惑。 But a man of few words Medicine Master will not explain obviously again. 惜字如金药师显然不会再多解释。 Looks at the newbie Dao name prefix.” Loose Practitioner North River answered, if you didn't seek death, then you will not die, this truth why will Brother Three Waves never understand? “看新人道号前缀。”北河散人解释道,不作死就不会死,这道理为什么三浪兄永远都不会懂? Prefix? Spirit Butterfly Island?” Mad Sabre Three Waves as if also no response comes. “前缀?灵蝶岛?”狂刀三浪似乎还没反应过来。 Yes, Spirit Butterfly Island! In addition is a senior, whom haven't you thought of?” Loose Practitioner North River prompt. “是的,灵蝶岛!再加上是位前辈,你就没想到谁吗?”北河散人提示。 After long time, Mad Sabre Three Waves is suddenly enlighted, brushes one skewer knelt the expression in the group: Is that fusses over every single detail Venerable Spirit Butterfly?” 半晌后,狂刀三浪恍然大悟,在群中刷了一串‘跪了’的表情:“是那个针针计较灵蝶尊者?” Venerable Spirit Butterfly is a powerful senior, his anything is good, the honest chivalry...... likes haggling over various petty minor matters, has reached the pinnacle on the path of being calculating. Others are calculating, he is fusses over every single detail! 灵蝶尊者是一位强大的前辈,他什么都好,正直侠义……就是喜欢和人计较各种鸡毛蒜皮小事,在斤斤计较的道路上已经登峰造极。别人是斤斤计较,他已经是针针计较 corner of the mouth of Loose Practitioner North River air/Qi pulled out: I may not have to remind you!” 北河散人气的嘴角都抽了:“我可没这么提醒你啊!” True Monarch Yellow Mountain sighed, he really unable to continue watching: Three Waves, my old friend is only on afk, but did not have offline.” 黄山真君叹了口气,他实在看不下去了:“三浪,我那老友只是挂机,但还没下线。” In other words...... chat log may be seen. 也就是说……聊天记录可能会被看到。 No, is certainly seen! 不,是一定会被看到的! True Monarch Yellow Mountain really cannot looks at Three Waves continue seeking death, how saying that is also later generation in the group. 黄山真君实在不能看着三浪继续作死,怎么说也是自己群里的后辈。 Damn, being finished bird.” Mad Sabre Three Waves as if saw the not long afterwards future, the spirit butterfly immortal reveres to pay a visit, then to his oppressive scenes. His eye socket was also moist, this time as if annoyed a more troublesome big senior? 我擦,完蛋鸟。”狂刀三浪仿佛看到了不久后的未来,灵蝶仙尊登门拜访,然后对他各种虐的场面。他的眼眶又湿润了,这次似乎惹上了一个更麻烦的大前辈了? Three Waves called out pitifully immediately: True Monarch, please help me ask favor!” 三浪顿时惨叫:“真君,请帮我求情啊!” True Monarch Yellow Mountain gave the indifferent back expression. 黄山真君给了个冷漠的背影表情。 In the group the person no longer pays attention to the Three Waves losses dog cry, calmly shifted the topic. 群里人不再理会三浪犬般的叫声,淡定的转移话题 Loose Practitioner North River asked that group admin said: True Monarch, how that can 'Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure' solve?” 北河散人群主道:“真君,那个‘书山压力大’要怎么解决?” Su Clan's The Seventh said: Can kick? After all is only the average person, is not quite good to participate among us chat.” 苏氏阿七道:“要踢掉吗?毕竟只是普通人,不太好参加我们之间的聊天。” cough, since were added by esteemed me by mistake, a that also can be considered as fate. Let esteemed me be counted an trigram, how has a look to process.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain replied-- was mainly he joined the group the opposite party suddenly, now said that kicked kicks, didn't he have the face very much? ,既然被本尊误加了,那也算是一种缘份吧。让本尊算上一卦,看看怎么处理。”黄山真君回复道——主要是他突然将对方加入了群,现在说踢就踢,他岂不是很没面子? Therefore at least is also counted an trigram to set the example, works as a excuse, kicks again. 所以至少也算上一卦做做样子,当个借口,再将人踢掉。 As the matter stands demonstrated own high-end, elegant, and classy class. 这样一来显示自己高大上逼格 Secondly, his not long ago was interested in the trigram arithmetic suddenly very much, studied itchy a moon/month, the forehand. Regardless of doing things before, likes being counted an trigram. 二来,他前不久突然对卦算学很感兴趣,学了个把月,正手痒的很。无论干什么事之前,都喜欢算上一卦。 Said that he has the trigram by side « Tang Verses Song Phrases », puts out a hand to change, revolution divination secret technique. The dark strength extracts the a sentence poetry, forms divinatory trigram. 说罢他以身边一本唐诗宋词起卦,伸手翻动,运转算卦秘术。冥冥中的力量将一句诗词抽出,形成卦像 This time the trigram was smooth, the True Monarch Yellow Mountain learning control trigram technique, the trigram has felt for the first time! 这次起卦顺利极了,黄山真君自学习卦术来,第一次起卦这么有感觉过! His face joyful looks at divinatory trigram result. 他一脸欣喜的看着卦像结果。 Then...... 然后…… The True Monarch Yellow Mountain surface sinks like the water. 黄山真君面沉如水。 The True Monarch Yellow Mountain complexion becomes smelly. 黄山真君脸色变臭。 And looks at that divinatory trigram: in the sky to be two birds flying wing to wing, on earth to be two trees with branches intertwined. 且看那卦像:在天愿作比翼鸟,在地愿为连理枝 In the impression this poetry was Tang Dynasty writes named Poet Bai Juyi a, was very classical, afterward was often described the love by the quotation? 印象中这诗词是唐朝一个叫白居易诗人写的,很经典,后来经常被人引用来形容爱情? Immediately, True Monarch Yellow Mountain felt own whole person is not good. 顿时,黄山真君感觉自己整个人都不好了。 two birds flying wing to wing your younger sister, twinned trunks your younger sister! Also is willing for the twinned trunks, esteemed me also not as good as hanged from the southeast branch to go! 比翼鸟你妹,连理枝你妹啊!还愿为连理枝,本尊不如自挂东南枝去啊! Difficult to be inadequate his solemn True Monarch Yellow Mountain to go is male 'Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure' deducts a life and death and earth-shaking love with that sex? When this reminded him of China Warring States Lord Long Yang-- to feel immediately such as swallowed the cockroach, nausea. 难不成他堂堂黄山真君要去和那性别为男的‘书山压力大’演绎一段你死我活、惊天动地的爱情?这不由让他想起了华夏战国时的龙阳君——顿时感觉如吞了蟑螂,倍恶心。 This is esteemed me trigram technique cultivation base is definitely insufficient, after all studied for a month......, therefore esteemed me should divine according to the diagrams again! Yes, definitely is this!” True Monarch Yellow Mountain revolution trigram technique secret technique, the dark strength changes « Tang Verses Song Phrases » again. “这肯定是本尊卦术修为不够,毕竟才学了一个月……所以本尊应该再算一卦!是的,肯定是这样!”黄山真君再次运转卦术秘法,冥冥中的力量再次翻动唐诗宋词 Also there is a a sentence poetry to be extracted. 又有一句诗词被抽出。 This trigram technique secret technique revolution is super, the True Monarch Yellow Mountain self-sensation is good, absolute Bingo! 这次卦术秘法运转超级顺畅,黄山真君自我感觉良好,绝对中了! He looks to divinatory trigram. 他看向卦像 Then...... 然后…… The True Monarch complexion was white. 真君脸色都白了。 divinatory trigram: If love between both sides can last for aye, why need they stay together night and day!” 卦像:“两情若是久长时,又岂在朝朝暮暮!” Evening fuck you! 你大爷 esteemed me really does not believe in evil doctrines!” True Monarch Yellow Mountain has the trigram again. 本尊真不信邪了!”黄山真君再次起卦。 This feeling is more terrific, True Monarch Yellow Mountain felt that own divinatory trigram cultivation base reaches the pinnacle in this moment! 这次感觉更棒,黄山真君感觉自己的卦像修为在这一刻登峰造极! This time must! 这次必中! He looks down divinatory trigram: turn back suddenly, discover that your destined person is there, by the waning lantern lights.” 他低头看卦像:“蓦然回首,那人却在,灯火阑珊处。” „......” “……” Deep breath, deep breath.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain closes Tang poem Song Shi calm, 45° angle melancholy looking to sky-- is really the good disconsolate feeling! “深呼吸,深呼吸。”黄山真君淡定合上唐诗宋诗,四十五度角忧郁的望向天空——真是好惆怅的感觉啊! Then, True Monarch calm in hardcover edition Tang Verses Song Phrases the hand tears into shreds, rips while makes an effort to nod: esteemed me really does not have the talent in trigram technique, inborn does not make the material of diviner. Therefore, esteemed me calculates divinatory trigram that is definitely wrong!” 接着,真君淡定的将手中精装版唐诗宋词撕碎,一边撕一边用力点头:“本尊果然没有卦术方面的天赋,天生不是做卦师的料。所以,本尊算出来的卦像肯定都是错误的!” Tang Verses Song Phrases that he will tear into shreds throws one side, pledged certainly no longer hand cheap divination at heart secretly! 他将撕碎的唐诗宋词扔到一边,心里更是暗暗发誓绝不再手贱算卦 The fragment of hardbound poetry was thrown one side, True Monarch inputs to say in the group: That Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure...... first remains. esteemed me calculate a trigram, discovered a moment ago he and esteemed me are predestined friends, in addition he will enter the group is not accidental, but inevitably! How later to look at his own good fortune.” 精装诗词的碎片被扔到一边,真君在群中输入道:“那书山压力大……先留着吧。本尊刚才算了一卦,发现他和本尊有缘,会加他入群不是偶然,而是必然!之后会怎样就看他自己的造化吧。” True Monarch dodges with the glossaries in various trigram technique, as for the divinatory trigram result, will kill him not to disclose half character absolutely! 真君用各种卦术方面的词汇搪塞,至于卦像的结果,打死他也绝对不会透露半字! Dammit, even if predestined friends, that definitely is still the bad karma! 妈蛋,就算有缘,那肯定也是孽缘! That then remains, estimated in any case not long afterwards he himself will also draw back the group. The words saying that what the True Monarch divinatory trigram result is?” Loose Practitioner North River has heard True Monarch in study the trigram technique, therefore very curious this senior figured out anything. “那便留着吧,反正估计不久后他自己也会退群吧。话说真君卦像结果是什么?”北河散人听说过真君在学卦术,所以很好奇这位前辈算出了什么。 „......” True Monarch Yellow Mountain: That anything, you continue to chat, I had anxiously beforehand under.” “……”黄山真君:“那啥,你们继续聊,我有急事先下了。” The words, his rapid offline, leaves behind bewildered Loose Practitioner North River. 话罢,他迅速下线,留下一脸茫然的北河散人
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