Doudou said that also added: „Rejection words our friendship finished!” 豆豆说完,又补充道:“拒绝的话我们就友尽！” „Our friend...... Eh, good, best man's words, actually no problem.” Song Shuhang said. “那我们就友......呃,好吧,伴郎的话,倒是没问题。”宋书航道。 Doudou has a fit of bad temper: „Shuhang, do you want to say friendship finished a moment ago ‚’ ? Is?” 豆豆炸毛:“书航,你刚才是想说‘友尽’的,是不是？是不是？” „You misunderstood.” Song Shuhang said in deadly earnest. “你听错了。”宋书航一本正经道。 Doudou: „I am the puppy, was the dog monster, my ears are sensitive.” 豆豆:“我可是小狗,身为犬妖,我的耳朵可灵敏了。” „Breathes out ~ low voice, my mother also in next door.” Song Shuhang said silently. “嘘~小声点,我妈还在隔壁呢。”宋书航小声道。 Doudou pulls down voice: „Hadn't your practice's matter, told your mother?” 豆豆压低声音:“你修炼的事,还没跟你妈说？” „I have not come and said.” Song Shuhang said silently. “我都还没来的及说呐。”宋书航小声道。 After stepping into cultivation, Song Shuhang is very busy every day. 从踏入修行后,宋书航每天都很忙。 Doudou shows the whites of the eyes: „Your Fourth Stage, has not said now, but when can also wait till?” 豆豆翻了个白眼:“你都四品了,现在还不说,还要等到什么时候？” „Although my Fourth Stage, but I practice four months, thanks.” Song Shuhang said. “虽然我四品了,不过我才修炼了四个月,谢谢。”宋书航道。 Doudou: „......” 豆豆:“......” The air is suddenly peaceful. 空气突然安静下来。 After the moment . 片刻后。 „Ah wū ~~ woof, woof!” Doudou swoops on, opens the big mouth. “啊呜~~汪汪！”豆豆飞扑而上,张开血盆大口。 „Saa the mouth, you scatter the mouth to me! fuck, the attention image, scatters the mouth, did not scatter the mouth to get angry!” “撒口,你给我撒口！卧艹,注意形象啊,撒口,再不撒口翻脸了啊！” „fuck, scatters the mouth not to ask you to change the place to nip, your born in the year of the dog! It is not right, forgets you originally born in the year of the dog.” “卧艹,撒口不是叫你换地方咬,你属狗的啊！不对,忘记你本来就属狗的。” „In brief, quickly shut your mouth, receives the mouth to me quickly. I told you, I had various body tempering cultivation technique, Vajrapani do not go bad, Too tough for you to bite.” “总之,快住嘴,快给我收嘴。我告诉你,我身怀各种淬体功法,金刚不坏,你咬不动的啊。” After long time,...... 半晌后...... Hears the sound of footsteps outside living room, Doudou the satisfied receiving mouth. 听到客厅外的脚步声,豆豆才满意的收嘴。 It holds the teacup, on the face is reappearing the kindly smile. 它重新捧着茶杯,脸上浮现和善的笑容。 „Vajrapani does not go bad divine art, I pēi, my dog tooth breaks various Vajrapani not to go bad specially.” Doudou said, said its self-satisfied showed the teeth. “金刚不坏神功,我呸,我的狗牙专破各种金刚不坏。”豆豆道,说罢它得意咧了咧牙。 In the dark bottom, the Doudou root is clutching to hurt, did the physique of Song Shuhang this fellow grow stronger? Bites is really pressing the tooth. Moreover, it bit for quite a while, only kept two light teeth mark on the arm of this goods. 暗底里,豆豆牙根都在揪疼,宋书航这家伙的体质是不是又变强了？咬着真硌牙。而且,它咬了半天,只在这货的手臂上留了两个淡淡的牙印。 „What are you chatting? Chatted was so cheerful?” Song Mama shows some small desserts, said with a smile. “你们在聊什么呢？聊的这么欢快？”宋妈妈送上一些小点心,笑道。 Doudou: „I a moment ago compared with inviting Shuhang, when my bridesmaid, no, is the best man. Song Shuhang complied.” 豆豆:“我刚才在比邀请书航当我的伴娘,不,是伴郎。宋书航答应了。” „yō? Nicolas Bean do you want to get married?” Song Mama said curiously. “哟？尼古拉斯豆你要结婚了？”宋妈妈好奇道。 Marries young, is very rare. 这么年轻就结婚,真的很少见。 Doudou: „I'll get married tomorrow.” 豆豆:“我明天就结婚了。” „Such anxiously? Shuhang your time and?” Song Mama said. “这么急？书航你时间上来的及吗？”宋妈妈道。 Song Shuhang said: „mama, you don't have to worry. Coming out that time I pull out.” 宋书航道:“妈妈,你不用担心。时间方面我抽的出来。” „Yourself arrange, you continue to chat.” Song Mama said with a smile, she left the living room, let give Song Shuhang and Doudou the space. “那你自己安排,你们继续聊。”宋妈妈笑道,她离开了客厅,将空间让出来给宋书航和豆豆。 The young people chatted, if she stayed in one side, will make the young people chat topic unable to let loose. 年轻人聊天,她如果呆在一边,会让年轻人聊天话题放不开的。 After Song Mama leaves, Doudou also asked low voice: „Actually...... your parents have missed the practice's appropriate age, even if starts practice still it's too late now. The best measure like Medicine Master, seeks for some long lives medicine pill, lengthens life span for them.” 宋妈妈离开后,豆豆又小声问道:“其实......你父母已经错过了修炼的合适年龄,就算现在开始修炼也已经迟了。最好的处理办法就是像药师那样,寻找一些延寿的丹药,为他们延长寿元。” Song Shuhang: „I also know that...... in my hand has Living Spring and Ruism's Gentleman's Golden Lotus, light/only this difference/two kinds adds to prolong life for hundred years.” 宋书航:“我也知道......我手中有活泉和儒家的君子金莲,光这两样加起来就能让人延寿百载。” Living Spring he has given the parents to take in secret, because Gentleman's Golden Lotus also not anxious-- this thing and Living Spring are different, will take to increase ability. 活泉他已经暗中给父母服用过,君子金莲还不急——因为这东西和活泉不同,服用下去会增加一个异能。 „Moreover, Senior White also prepares to design Martial World Master Training System, waited for Senior White really to complete this system, I want to make one to the parents.” Song Shuhang said. “另外,白前辈还准备设计一个武林高手养成系统,等白前辈真的完成了这个系统,我想给父母都弄一个。”宋书航道。 „Evidently, to family member, yourself have a plan.” Doudou licked the claw. “看样子,对家人,你自己心里已经有计划。”豆豆舔了舔爪子。 Song Shuhang: „Must, preparedness averts peril. Regardless of doing things, first has a plan, will be more relaxed.” 宋书航:“必须的,有备无患。无论干什么事,先有个计划,就会轻松很多。” „make sense.” Doudou said: „Our do Best Men Group also need to plan suddenly not?” “有道理。”豆豆道:“那我们的伴郎团也需要计划一下不？” Our Best Men Group? 我们的伴郎团？ Is your, is not our! I not marry (a man). Song Shuhang innermost feelings tsukkomi. 是你的,不是我们的！我又不嫁人。宋书航内心吐槽。 „Shuhang have you become the best man?” Doudou asked. “书航你有当过伴郎吗？”豆豆问道。 Song Shuhang shakes the head. 宋书航摇了摇头。 „Was too weak, the best men have not even worked as unexpectedly.” Doudou despises to say. “太弱了,竟然连伴郎都没有当过。”豆豆鄙视道。 Song Shuhang: „Am I the second-year student student am good? The friend of mine age with my about the same, has not married, on me, when the best man does go?” 宋书航:“我才是大二学生好不好？我的朋友年龄都和我差不多,都还没结婚,我上哪当伴郎去？” „Our Best Men Group what to do? You have no experience, I also have no experience.” Doudou is worried to say. “那我们的伴郎团怎么办？你没经验,我也没经验。”豆豆担心道。 Song Shuhang hehe smiles, pulls out laptop computer: „But now network big era, for external matters consult Elder Brother Google, for internal matters consult Baidu and thin dog and so on. Searches, anything has!” 宋书航呵呵一笑,掏出笔记本电脑:“现在可是网络大时代,外事不懂问阿谷哥哥,内事不懂问白独、瘦狗之类的。一搜,什么都有！” „How to search for?” Doudou asked. “怎么搜？”豆豆问道。 „look at my.” Song Shuhang turns on the computer, turns on the Baidu homepage. “看我的。”宋书航打开电脑,打开白独的网页。 What 【does the marriage best man need to prepare?】 Song Shuhang inputs. 【结婚伴郎需要准备什么？】宋书航输入进去。 Springs a lot of contents all of a sudden. 一下子就弹出很多内容。 „wait, a note bridegroom is woof, then needs to prepare any special thing.” Doudou received the computer, on the computer knocks. “等下,备注一下新郎是只汪,然后需要准备什么特殊的东西。”豆豆接过电脑,在电脑上一阵敲动。 the next moment, the homepage searched a news. 下一刻,网页搜索出了一条新闻。 【Shock, really * oppressive single doggie series! According to the news: Kunming B city people Huang and good friend, held a woof Xingren wedding in the park, in this romantic era, even/including dog gets married must hold the wedding, treats to eat meal. At the wedding, the dog dog wears the nuptial dress and small suit, the specially-made marriage certificate, atmosphere it is extremely romantic. This to woof Xingren under the testimony of people, exchanged the marriage collar, the entire flow is like human, the picture makes one be able help smiling.】 【震惊,真*虐单身狗系列！据消息称:昆乙市人民黄某和好友,在公园举办了一场汪星人的婚礼,在这个浪漫的时代,连狗出嫁都要办婚礼,请客吃饭。婚礼上,狗狗身披婚纱、小西装,还有特制的结婚证,气氛其极浪漫。这对汪星人在众人的见证下,交换了结婚项圈,整个流程和人类一样,画面让人忍俊不禁。】 „, This news has the racial discrimination, I went to report it first.” Doudou discontentedly said. “靠,这条新闻有种族歧视,我去将它举报了先。”豆豆不满道。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” When sees this news, he discovers a trough point. 看到这条新闻时,他才发现一个槽点。 The True Monarch Yellow Mountain Family's dog dog gets married, must hold a big wedding, before this matter, he felt very normal. When sees this news-- Doudou's wedding the dog holds the wedding with the average person to the dog is a nature. 黄山真君家的狗狗出嫁,要办个大婚礼,这事之前他都感觉很正常。看到这新闻时——豆豆的婚礼就和普通人给狗狗举办婚礼是一个性质嘛。 Good to think tsukkomi. 好想吐槽。 „Right Shuhang, do you have other best men's candidates? Looks for several. Otherwise, can the by that time only you alone best man's words, be too lonely?” Doudou reads the news, while said. “对了书航,你还有没有其他伴郎的人选？多找几个呗。否则,到时候只有你一个伴郎的话,会不会太孤单？”豆豆一边看新闻,一边道。 Song Shuhang said: „Don't you have several good friends in Wenzhou City? Walking in lets them again, when the best man did not become.” 宋书航道:“你在闻洲市不是有好几个好友吗？再找上门让他们当伴郎不就成了。” „No way.” Doudou face bitterly said: „When with my character, visits again asked them to become the best man, they think certainly that I deceived their. They believe, I actually want to draw them to work as the bridesmaid, is only with ‚best man’ the title, cheated them attended the wedding in the past.” “没戏的。”豆豆一脸苦涩道:“以我的性格,再上门请他们当伴郎时,他们一定会以为我是欺哄他们的。他们会认为,我其实还是想拉他们当伴娘,只是用‘伴郎’的称号,将他们哄骗过去参加婚礼。” Song Shuhang: „You also really have know one's limitations.” 宋书航:“你还真有自知之明。” „Must.” Doudou triumphantly said. “必须的。”豆豆得意洋洋道。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” „Pays attention to the best man not to look for Three Waves, I felt that I and Three Waves put together, can be the big deal. Both of us were in harmony, is doomed to promote a flash news.” Doudou also reminded. “注意伴郎别找三浪,我感觉我和三浪加在一起,会出大事的。我们俩太合拍了,注定会搞个大新闻。”豆豆又提醒道。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” „Do some people elect?” Doudou asked. “有人选吗？”豆豆问道。 „Doesn't Buddhist Sect's mind?” Song Shuhang asked. “佛宗的介意不？”宋书航问道。 „Did not mind, so long as can make up the number well.” Doudou said. “不介意,只要能凑个数就好。”豆豆道。 Song Shuhang: „I call to ask that Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms and Guoguo, Guoguo can act as flower girl, Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms can become the best man.” 宋书航:“我打个电话问问三日师兄和果果吧,果果可以充当一下花童,三日师兄可以当伴郎。” Then, Song Shuhang telephones to Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms. 说罢,宋书航打了个电话给三日师兄。 „Hey, is Little Friend Shuhang, how today to have free time to give me to telephone?” Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms said with a smile. “喂,是书航小友呀,今天怎么有空给我打电话？”三日师兄笑道。 Song Shuhang: „Today has a matter to trouble Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms, does not know that senior apprentice brother you had had free time recently?” 宋书航:“今天是有件事想麻烦三日师兄,不知道师兄你最近有没有空？” „I should have free time recently, what's the matter ma?” Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms said with a smile. “我最近应该都蛮有空的,有什么事吗？”三日师兄笑道。 Song Shuhang: „That what, senior apprentice brother can you become a best man not?” 宋书航:“那啥,师兄你能当一回伴郎不？” „no problem ah, do you want to get married?” Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms said curiously: „Who is the opposite party? Su Clan's that small genius? Other fairy maidens in group?” “没问题啊,你要结婚了吗？”三日师兄好奇道:“对方是谁？苏氏的那小天才？还是群里的其他仙子？” Song Shuhang: „cough, is not I, is Doudou's wedding. Doudou wants to ask you to become the best man, invited Little Monk Guoguo again, when flower girl.” 宋书航:“咳,不是我,是豆豆的婚礼。豆豆想请你当伴郎,再请小和尚果果当花童。” Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms: „......” 三日师兄:“......” The air was also suddenly peaceful. 空气突然又安静了下来。 „wèi~ ~ Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms, return a message?” Song Shuhang said. “喂~~三日师兄,回个话？”宋书航道。 Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms: „cough, that anything. Shuhang, my cell phone, only then 99% electricity, first do not chat, hung, next time chatted again.” 三日师兄:“咳,那啥。书航,我的手机只有99%的电了,先不聊了,挂了啊,下回再聊。” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” 99% electricity are not close to full gauge, hangs anything. 99%的电不就是还接近满格的嘛,挂个啥啊。 „senior apprentice brother, next time rejection time, at least finds a good excuse. You said that only remained standard electricity well.” Song Shuhang toothache. “师兄,下回拒绝的时候,至少找个好理由。你就说只剩一格电了也好啊。”宋书航牙疼。 Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms: „Oh, inadequate. The Buddhists do not hit the lies, the cell phone also 99% electricity, I cannot assert that it only had standard electricity. Otherwise violated religious commandment.” 三日师兄:“唉,不成啊。出家人不打诳语,手机还有99%的电,我不能硬说它只有一格电了。否则就是犯戒了。” „That gives senior apprentice brother your time, you think again the reasonable point reason does come out?” Song Shuhang proposed. “那给师兄你一点时间,你再想个合理点的理由出来？”宋书航提议道。 Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms: „My honest view, I only want to participate in Doudou's wedding tomorrow as a guest, does not want to become the best man. The True Monarch Yellow Mountain Family's wedding banquet, is immortal chef is all specially-made, that delicacies of every kind, think on mouth saliva.” 三日师兄:“那我诚实的说法,我明天只想以客人的身份去参加豆豆的婚礼,不想当伴郎。黄山真君家的婚宴,全都是仙厨特制,那山珍海味,想想就一嘴口水。” „Doesn't Buddhist, refrain from meat?” Song Shuhang said. “出家人,不戒荤吗？”宋书航道。 Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms: „I am layman disciple, non- dietary restriction. Therefore, best man just forget about it, but Guoguo my by that time sends to you, when flower girl no problem. Like this settled, we will see tomorrow.” 三日师兄:“我是俗家弟子,不忌口。所以,伴郎就算了,不过果果我到时候给你送去,当花童没问题。就这样说定了,我们明儿见。” Then, Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms impatient hang up the phone. 说完,三日师兄迫不及待的挂了电话。 Song Shuhang same hanging up the phone, looks to Doudou: „Best man is hopeless, flower girl looked to you.” 宋书航同样挂掉电话,望向豆豆:“伴郎没戏,花童给你找了个。” Doudou: „Heart is quite tired.” 豆豆:“心好累。” Song Shuhang: „Is my heart tired better? Right, a while I must have a gate, goes to Senior Good Fortune that. There will have many fellow daoist, for example Soft Feather, Jiang's Purple Mist and still has Senior White doppelgänger and my disciple Little Cai add Scallion Lady. Can Doudou go together?” 宋书航:“我的心更累好不好？对了,一会儿我要出趟门,到造化前辈那去。那里会有很多道友在,比如羽柔子、江紫烟、还有白前辈的分身和我的弟子小彩加葱娘。豆豆要不要一起去？” „Do you want to listen to the Dharma King Good Fortune's concert?” Doudou stares the big eye: „Can tired with your life, why listen to Dharma King to sing?” “你要去听造化法王的演唱会？”豆豆瞪大眼睛:“活着不是很好吗,为什么要去听法王唱歌？” „I have reason that must go.” Song Shuhang sighed. “我有非去不可的理由啊。”宋书航叹道。 Ye Si in Heart Demon, has not restored. 叶思还在心魔中,还没有恢复。 Doudou thinks, clenches teeth saying: „So long as you help me handle Best Men Group, I abandon the life to accompany the gentleman, accompanies you to go!” 豆豆想了想,咬牙道:“只要你帮我搞定伴郎团,那我就舍命陪君子,陪你去！” × × × × × × × × × × ×××××××××× Song Shuhang and Doudou, in has greeted after Song Mama, starts on a journey to go to the Dharma King Good Fortune concert position. 宋书航和豆豆在和宋妈妈打过招呼后,就起程前往造化法王演唱会位置。 On the way of the flight, Song Shuhang tries to relate Senior White Two. 飞行途中,宋书航试着联系白前辈two。 Also does not know that Senior Seventh Path and Fourth Path did rescue? 也不知道七修前辈和四修救出来了没有？ Senior White Two: 【What matter?】 白前辈two:【又啥事？】 【Senior White, Fourth Path and did Seventh Path rescue?】 Song Shuhang asked. 【白前辈,四修和七修救出来了吗？】宋书航问道。 【Handles, but, catches the eye-looking's planet failure. Then...... Beast Realm troubles now in a big way.】 Senior White Two said. 【搞定,不过,捕捉长眼睛的星球失败。然后......兽界现在麻烦大了。】白前辈two道。 Song Shuhang: 【Biohazard expansion?】 宋书航:【生化危机扩大了？】 【Not, that eye-looking's planet escapes to Beast Realm.】 Senior White Two said. 【不,那长眼睛的星球跑兽界去了。】白前辈two道。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......”