Hears this name, in the Song Shuhang mind first remembers Doudou. 听到这个名字,宋书航脑海中第一时间就想起豆豆。 This will want marry (a man) tomorrow ‚bride’ not running away from home, wasn't says ‚Heaven Concealing Hook’ Zhou Li in looks at it? 这位明天就要嫁人的‘新娘’不会又离家出走了吧,不是说有‘藏天钩’周离在看着它吗？ Perhaps also...... Doudou was the running away from home's expert, the Zhou Li's method is really familiarized by Doudou after all, but also really could not defend it. 还真说不定......豆豆毕竟是离家出走的专家,周离的手段都被豆豆摸透了,还真防不住它。 However Doudou has not promoted Fifth Stage, if this ‚Nicolas Bean’ is really the Doudou's words, should with illusion art and so on method transforms is the human form, with the old ma exchange? 不过豆豆还没有晋升五品,如果这位‘尼古拉斯豆’真是豆豆的话,应该只是用幻术之类的手段幻化为人形,和老妈交流？ „I go back immediately.” Song Shuhang said. “我马上就回去。”宋书航道。 If is really Doudou, it does run up to Wenzhou City to do today? Tomorrow is its wedding, True Monarch Yellow Mountain will definitely catch it to go back. Even if must look for itself, will still look for him to Jiangnan University Campus is right? 如果真是豆豆,它今天跑到闻洲市要干嘛？明天就是它的婚礼,黄山真君肯定会抓它回去。就算要找自己,也应该到江南大学城去找他才对吧？ Has a lot of doubts, Song Shuhang to dash to go home. 带着一肚子的疑惑,宋书航飞奔回家。 After opening the door, Song Shuhang sees Song Mama distantly in the kitchen busy form. 打开家门后,宋书航遥遥看到宋妈妈在厨房忙碌的身影。 In living room, man steady sitting of golden long hair. 客厅中,一位金色长发的男子稳稳的坐着。 His five senses have the style of China and West hybrid, the appearance is gentle, the vision is profound. 他五官有种中西混血的风格,面目柔和,目光深邃。 The men are punching the teacup, when sees Song Shuhang to come, shows a faint smile, smiled somewhat shy. 男子揍着茶杯,看到宋书航进来时,微微一笑,笑的有些腼腆。 Song Shuhang tries to induce the opposite party body's aura, but this blonde man body energy, not seeming like like the average person. 宋书航试图感应对方身上的气息,但是这金发男子身上没有一丝能量,看起来就跟个普通人一样。 Song Mama: „Shuhang, you come back. Entertains your friend well, I make the dessert to you.” 宋妈妈:“书航,你回来啦。好好招待你的朋友,我给你们做点心。” Song Shuhang nodded his head, should say: „Good.” 宋书航点了点头,应道:“好嘞。” Afterward, he sits to blonde man side, pulls down voice saying: „Doudou?” 随后,他坐到金发男子身边,压低声音道:“豆豆？” „woof, please call me Nicolas Bean now.” The blonde man complied with one. “汪,现在请叫我尼古拉斯豆。”金发男子应了一声。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Heavens Above, but also is really Doudou. 望天,还真是豆豆。 „How did you run? This broken name what's the matter?” Song Shuhang said. “你怎么跑出来了？还有这破名字是怎么回事？”宋书航道。 Doudou pulls out an ID card, gives Song Shuhang: „My a long time ago, asking Cave Lord Snow Wolf to manufacture a human ID card to me, above gave such name. woof ~ therefore my time used.” 豆豆掏出一张身份证,递给宋书航:“我很久很久前,请雪狼洞主给我制作了一张人类身份证,上面就取了这么个名字。汪~所以我这次就用上了。” Song Shuhang looked at an ID card, above ‚Nicolas Bean’ Chinese name, old was conspicuous. The nearby also attaches a picture of Zhang Jinfa man. 宋书航看了眼身份证,上面‘尼古拉斯豆’的中文名,老显眼了。边上还附着一张金发男子的照片。 Such name, really no problem? Won't Cave Lord Snow Wolf flicker with the fake ID card Doudou's? 这样的名字,真的没问题？雪狼洞主不会是用张假的身份证来忽悠豆豆的吧？ „Your appearance what's the matter? Aren't you pekingese? could it be do you have other dog classes bloodline?” Song Shuhang asked. “你的模样是怎么回事？你不是京巴吧？难道你还有其他犬类的血统？”宋书航问道。 pekingese is the dog breed of China, is wool Doudou now is the appearance of hybrid? 京巴是中国的犬种吧,为毛豆豆现在是混血的模样？ Doudou flings the golden long hair: „Naturally for the contour to coordinate this ID card transforming. When shooting status documents according, my also unable to transform into human shape, therefore Cave Lord Snow Wolf use indiscriminately an appearance of the world star, revised, had my present appearance.” 豆豆一甩金色长发:“当然是为了配合这张身份证而幻化的外形。拍摄身份证件照时,我还无法幻化为人形,所以雪狼洞主套用了一位世界名星的模样,加以修改,就有了我现在的模样。” Song Shuhang: „Therefore, you now are did use illusion art?” 宋书航:“所以,你现在是使用了幻术？” „that's right, uses special magical item, transforms. Vivid, moreover can restrain own aura. I depended on this magical item before, evades the Zhou Li's raid repeatedly. However afterward, he found decoded my magical item's method, this magical item I had not used again.” Doudou sighed, said. “没错,利用一个特殊的法器,幻化而成的。效果逼真,而且还能收敛自身的气息。我以前靠着这款法器,多次避过周离的搜捕。不过后来,他找到了破解我这法器的方法,这个法器我就一直没再使用了。”豆豆叹了口气,道。 The science and technology has been developing, cultivation has also been progressing. anti-tracking method and tracking method also in unceasing renewal. 科技一直在发展,修真也一直在进步。反追踪手段和追踪手段也在不断更新换代。 Zhou Li's tracking method has True Monarch Yellow Mountain and an entire team is the backing, but Doudou's anti-tracking method or magical item, want it to find the way to do. 周离的追踪手段有黄山真君和一整个团队作为后盾,而豆豆的反追踪手段或是法器,都要它自己想办法去搞。 Thinks of this, the Doudou heart is quite tired. 一想到这点,豆豆心就好累。 „You today running away from home?” Song Shuhang asked. “你今天又离家出走了？”宋书航问道。 Doudou sighed: „Today does not have, today I apply to go out to Big Idiot Yellow Mountain, can come out to stroll for day. 6 : 00 pm, must go back.” 豆豆叹了口气:“今天没有,今天我是向黄山大傻申请外出,能出来逛一天。晚上 6 点,就得回去。” „Do you run Wenzhou City to do? if not for I come back today just in time, you cannot bump into me.” Song Shuhang said. “那你跑闻洲市来干嘛？要不是我今天正巧回来,你根本碰不到我。”宋书航道。 Doudou shows the whites of the eyes: „I do not look specially your, I come to here look at several old friends. Then remembers your family in the , comes to have a look on the way. Moreover...... I heard that Wenzhou City opened a hospital, introduced sex change skill of next door Thailand, is very good, therefore I want to come to see.” 豆豆翻了个白眼:“我又不是特意来找你的,我来这里是看几位老朋友。然后想起你家就在附近,顺路过来看看。另外......我听说闻洲市开了一家医院,引进了隔壁泰国的变性技术,特别棒,所以我想来看看。” „What? sex change skill?” Song Shuhang a confused face. “啥？变性技术？”宋书航一脸懵逼。 „, Shuhang. I'll be marrying a man tomorrow.” Doudou said. “呐,书航。我明天就要嫁人了。”豆豆道。 Song Shuhang nodded his head, said: „I know, my also has True Monarch Yellow Mountain's invitation card.” 宋书航点了点头,道:“我知道,我这还有黄山真君的请帖。” „Then I stared at my Little Doudou to look at one night last night, discovered that it has not vanished.” Doudou seriously said. “然后我昨晚盯着自己的小豆豆看了一晚上,发现它还没有消失。”豆豆严肃道。 Song Shuhang: „Ha?” 宋书航:“哈？” Doudou continues saying: „Since I wanted marry (a man), but the object of marriage was actually a dog master. Therefore I have been suspecting, perhaps I am a dog mother, but Big Idiot Yellow Mountain executed magecraft to me since childhood. Waited till the time, perhaps I will turn into the dog mother. But, I must get married tomorrow immediately, but I have not turned into the dog mother.” 豆豆继续道:“既然我要嫁人了,而结婚的对像却是一只犬爷。所以我一直在怀疑,说不定我是一只犬娘,只是黄山大傻从小给我施了法术。等到了时间,说不定我就会变成犬娘。可是,明天我马上就要结婚了,但我还没有变成犬娘。” „Therefore, you want to look for Hospital sex change, makes sex change surgery to turn into the dog mother?” Song Shuhang is trying asking. “所以,你就想找变性,做变性手术变成犬娘？”宋书航试着问道。 „hēi hēi, how can it be.” Doudou hēi hēi smiles: „I am thinking, if turned into the dog mother, goes to this hospital immediately, again sex change to become Quanye. I really do not turn into dog mother marry (a man), destroyed three views.” “嘿嘿,怎么可能。”豆豆嘿嘿一笑:“我在想,如果万一自己变成了犬娘,就马上去这个医院,重新变性成犬爷。我才不要真的变成犬娘嫁人,太毁三观了。” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” After Doudou said that also soft in sofa, both hands hold the teacup to rotate. 豆豆说完后,又软在沙发里,双手捧着茶杯转动着。 Its present contour is ‚transforming’ comes out, therefore it in fact before two grasps holds the teacup to revolve? This movement very high difficulty. 它现在的外形是‘幻化’出来的,所以它事实上是用两只前抓捧着茶杯在旋转？这动作很高难度呐。 Song Shuhang from knowing Doudou to the present, sees it such listless appearance for the first time. 宋书航从认识豆豆到现在,还是第一次看到它这么无精打采的样子。 True Monarch Yellow Mountain this ‚marries Doudou’, indeed tossed about Doudou miserably. 黄山真君这一出‘嫁豆豆’,的确将豆豆折腾惨了。 „Doudou, do you regret to manufacture « Song of Big Idiot Yellow Mountain » now?” Song Shuhang asked. “豆豆,你现在后悔制作出《黄山大傻之歌》吗？”宋书航问道。 Remembers that the True Monarch Yellow Mountain decision marries Doudou, when is Manual Tractor Competition, Doudou is in front of all cultivator's, after broadcasting « Song of Big Idiot Yellow Mountain », True Monarch is determined to marry Doudou. 记得黄山真君决定将豆豆嫁掉,是手扶拖拉机大赛时,豆豆当着所有修士的面,播放《黄山大傻之歌》后,真君才下定了决心嫁掉豆豆。 The consequence that „how can it be, oneself seeking death leads, is clenching teeth also to withstand. This is the Three Waves beforehand famous saying. Everyone is an adult, must dare to shoulder the responsibility.” Doudou proudly said: „If the time can rotate, I broadcasting the « Song of Big Idiot Yellow Mountain »'s sound strengthen three times again, lets hōng hōng liè liè that song changes!” “怎么可能,自己作死引起的后果,咬着牙也要承受。这是三浪以前的名言。大家都是成年人,要敢于承担责任。”豆豆得意道:“如果时间能够回转的话,我会将播放《黄山大傻之歌》的音响再增强三倍,让那首歌变的更加轰轰烈烈！” Later period Three Waves Sickness, was incurable. 三浪病晚期,没救了。 After being excitedly late, listlessness that Doudou changes, soft sitting in sofa. 激动晚后,豆豆又变的无精打采,软软的坐在沙发中。 After long time . 半晌后。 „Shuhang, are you my good friend?” Doudou suddenly asked. “书航,你是不是我好朋友？”豆豆突然问道。 Song Shuhang looks at worn out Doudou, a heart soft say/way: „Is.” 宋书航看着有气无力的豆豆,心一软道:“算是吧。” Just stepped into the cultivation's time in him, Doudou gave his many help......, although also made many trouble to him. 在他刚踏入修真的时候,豆豆给了他不少的帮助......虽然也给他惹了不少的麻烦。 „That Shuhang, should the words of good friend, enjoy blessings together, endure misfortune together?” A Doudou eye bright say/way: „Therefore, the day of marry (a man), you, when my best man...... is not right, is when my bridesmaid!” “那书航,好朋友的话,是不是应该有福同享,有难同当？”豆豆眼睛一亮道:“所以,嫁人那天,你当我伴郎......不对,是当我伴娘吧！” „I reject!” Song Shuhang said. “我拒绝！”宋书航道。 Doudou: „Didn't your swindler, reach an agreement is good friend for a lifetime?” 豆豆:“你这骗子,不是说好了是一辈子的好朋友吗？” „Good friend no problem for a lifetime, bridesmaid impossible.” Song Shuhang said. “一辈子的好朋友没毛病,伴娘不可能。”宋书航道。 „Your these fellows, unreliable.” Doudou clenches jaws to say. “你们这些家伙,一个都靠不住。”豆豆咬牙切齿道。 Song Shuhang: „You run up to Wenzhou City to look for the good friend, is finds the person to become the best man...... the bridesmaid?” 宋书航:“你跑到闻洲市找好友,就是找人当伴郎......伴娘？” „Otherwise you think that I rush to here to do far away.” Doudou shows the whites of the eyes. “否则你以为我大老远跑到这里干嘛。”豆豆翻了个白眼。 Song Shuhang is pinching the chin, said with a smile: „zé zé, you want marry (a man), doesn't revolt?” 宋书航捏着下巴,笑道:“啧啧,你这是愿意嫁人,不反抗了？” Forms the bridesmaid group on own initiative, was Doudou this submits to the destiny? 都主动组建伴娘团,豆豆这是屈服于命运了吗？ „Has nothing to revolt, in any case ‚marry (a man)’ is only a ceremony. Do you hear a single sentence? ‚A married daughter is just like water that has been poured.’ So long as after I marry, Big Idiot Yellow Mountain cannot control me again, by that time gets married I to escape, hēi hēi hēi hēi.” Doudou triumphantly said. “没什么好反抗的,反正‘嫁人’只是一种仪式。你听说一句话吗？‘嫁出去的女儿泼出去的水。’只要我嫁出去后,黄山大傻就再也管不了我啦,到时候一完婚我就逃跑,嘿嘿嘿嘿。”豆豆得意洋洋道。 But after happily ends, Doudou restored the listless shape. 但得意完后,豆豆又恢复到了无精打采状。 Before the wedding phobophobia? 婚前恐惧症？ Wanted marry (a man) immediately, didn't give up True Monarch Yellow Mountain? 或者是马上就要嫁人了,舍不得黄山真君？ Doudou of this worn out version, is very in any case rare. 反正这种有气无力版的豆豆,真的很罕见。 Song Shuhang some are not cruel enough, said: „Doudou, you have thought......, if your marriage partner is actually a dog mother?” 宋书航有些不忍心,道:“豆豆,你有没有想过......如果你的结婚对象其实是一位犬娘？” Although in name the object of Doudou marriage is the Fairy Floating Life's big brother. But if the plot smoothly promotes, by that time will marry Doudou's likely is dog mother Fairy Floating Life. 虽然名义上豆豆结婚的对象是浮生仙子的大兄。但如果剧情顺利推动,到时候娶豆豆的很可能会是犬娘浮生仙子。 „Hehe.” Doudou raise head, said spookily: „Before also many friends comforted me, but also to me explained that Big Idiot Yellow Mountain's character impossible marries a dog master me. However...... I saw the bridegroom yesterday, it is a Barking at Heaven Camp powerful elder level dog master.” “呵呵。”豆豆抬头,幽幽道:“之前也有好多朋友这么安慰我,还跟我解释黄山大傻的性格不可能将我嫁给一只犬爷。但是......昨天我看到新郎了,它是吠天营的一位强力长老级犬爷。” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Is the Fairy Floating Life's big brother? Remembers that Fairy Floating Life has mentioned, her big brother in not bad that in Barking at Heaven Camp mixes. 是浮生仙子的大兄吧？记得浮生仙子提起过,她大兄在吠天营里混的不错。 „Does not pull, I must continue to look for several good friends. Has a look at the person to be willing with me to share joys and sorrows, be my bridesmaid.” Doudou stands up, puts down the teacup. “不扯了,我还要继续去找几位好友。看看有没有人愿意和我同甘共苦,当我伴娘的。”豆豆站起身来,放下茶杯。 Song Shuhang suggested: „Doudou, you might as well look for the female cultivator good friend, or True Monarch White Crane this deceiving, after all works as the bridesmaid, normal male cultivator will not definitely comply.” 宋书航建议道:“豆豆,你不如去找女修好友,或是白鹤真君这种糊弄的,毕竟是当伴娘,正常男修肯定是不会答应的。” „impossible.” Doudou said spookily: „My good friend female cultivator, is Chu Chu. I will not want myself the marry (a man) matter to tell them.” “不可能的。”豆豆幽幽道:“我的好友女修,全都是楚楚。我才不会将自己要嫁人的事情告诉她们。” „Pū ~~” Song Shuhang cannot bear smile to make noise. “噗~~”宋书航忍不住笑出声来。 Doudou shows the whites of the eyes. 豆豆翻了个白眼。 „If it's not enough, on you Nine Provinces (1) Group looks for several fairy maidens to make up the number. Fairy Lychee, Fairy Firefly Stream, Fairy East Six wait/etc, if looks for them, they should meet to be willing to give you to work as the bridesmaid.” Song Shuhang said. “真不行的话,你上九洲一号群找几个仙子凑个数啊。荔枝仙子啊、流萤仙子、东方六仙子等等,如果找她们的话,她们应该会愿意给你当伴娘的。”宋书航道。 „It is not dry/does.” Doudou shakes the head saying: „Matter that marry (a man) has lost face very much, if asks them to work as the bridesmaid, only taunted fierce.” “不干。”豆豆摇头道:“嫁人已经是很丢脸的事了,如果找她们当伴娘,只会被嘲讽的更厉害。” Therefore...... Doudou actually wants to look for a troop ‚male’ bridesmaid, shares this together ‚humiliation’? 所以......豆豆其实是想找一大群‘男’伴娘,共同分担这份‘丢脸’？ „Actually Doudou, although True Monarch Yellow Mountain said that you are ‚marry (a man)’. But you can, exhibit ‚finding a wife’ on own initiative the stance, you can group Best Men Group, to get married bride's stance marrying the opposite party.” Song Shuhang said. “其实豆豆,虽然黄山真君说你是‘嫁人’。但你可以主动点,摆出‘娶妻’的架势,你可以组一支伴郎团,以迎娶新娘的架势将对方给娶过来。”宋书航道。 „yí?” Doudou sudden eye one bright. “咦？”豆豆突然眼睛一亮。 Although True Monarch Yellow Mountain said that wants ‚marrying’ to fall it, but it is the dog master, why can marry? 虽然黄山真君说要‘嫁’掉它,但它是犬爷,凭啥就要嫁掉？ „Shuhang, Aren't we're friends ba.” Doudou said: „be my bestman!” “书航,我们是好朋友吧。”豆豆道:“来当我的伴郎吧！”