„Qualified. 【The latest chapter reading】” “合格。【最新章节阅读】” „Qualified.” “合格。” Powell and Broome forcefully sound by oneself sound inspired, should not be so worn out. 鲍威尔与布鲁姆强行让自己的声音听起来振奋些,不要那么有气无力。 After all witnesses a new Guinness World Record birth is worth the happy matter very much. 毕竟见证一项新的吉尼斯记录诞生是一件很值得开心的事情。 Whenever two people use their faltering Chinese to say qualified time, under field audience on very coordination sends out one to cheer. 每当两人用他们蹩脚的汉语说出一次合格,场下观众就十分配合的发出一阵欢呼。 Chen Guang depends slightly on the chair, feels in the audience head from the field is rushing to own belief value silk thread gradually, well satisfied. 陈光微微靠在椅子上,感受着从场下观众脑袋里渐渐涌向自己的信仰值丝线,心满意足。 He starts to expect that this program broadcast when the television can be what effect, such period of time time, under the field roughly thousand audience, in addition provided unexpectedly reached more than thousand points belief values. 他开始期待起来这节目播放在电视上时会是什么效果了,也就这么一阵子功夫,场下约莫千把观众,加起来竟提供了多达千余点的信仰值。 These audience are at the scene, receives the infection of atmosphere to be much richer, the belief value is more intense than the average person is also natural. 这些观众身在现场,受到外界气氛的感染更浓郁得多,信仰值远比一般人更强烈也是理所当然。 The audience effect before television will be definitely worse, but if the population can achieve 9 million, is own fans stirs up, the belief value income can anticipate completely. 电视机前的观众效果肯定会差些,但如果人数能达到九百万,又都是自己的粉丝煽动来的话,信仰值收益完全是可以预期的嘛。 Yo, bald elder brother they also. 哟,光头哥他们也在啊。 Chen Guang to/clashes reflection alliance's that side crowd to wave with a smile, with this crowd own „dying loyal powder” greets. 陈光笑着冲反光联盟那边的人群挥挥手,和这群自己的“死忠粉”打了个招呼。 „Versatile elder brother and we waved! Waved yeah!” “全能哥和我们挥手了！挥手了哎！” The vice-chairman is excited, the happiness must to faint simply. 副会长兴奋至极,简直幸福得要晕过去。 The bald meeting proboscis casts aside, disdained glancing to Chen Guang, hateful fellow, gave him acting cool to succeed. 光头会长嘴一撇,不屑的瞟向陈光,可恶的家伙,又给他装逼成功了。 You must suffer the retribution sooner or later! 你早晚得遭报应！ Waste! Degenerates! Draft animal! Chen Shimei! 人渣！败类！牲口！陈世美！ Although is foul-mouthed at heart like this, but also has the belief value silk thread together to jump unexpectedly from his head, including in the Chen Guang cup. 虽然心里这样骂骂咧咧着,但居然也有一道信仰值丝线从他脑袋里蹦出来,连在陈光的杯子上。 Chen Guang almost smiles to make noise, this fellow hates himself to hate to clench jaws actually has to worship own appearance, was really moe. 陈光几乎笑出声来,这家伙恨自己恨得咬牙切齿却又不得不崇拜自己的样子,真是太萌了。 Director king similarly well satisfied by sitting on the chair of program director room, is really the perfect opening, he as if has foreseen the viewing ratio of this issue of program. 王主任同样心满意足的靠坐在导播室的椅子上,真是完美的开局,他仿佛已经预见到这期节目的收视率了。 Can ascend last Wednesday the throne of evening files probably after several years! 大概能在时隔多年之后登上周三晚间档的王座吧！ The happiness is really comes too suddenly, making one touch to guard. 幸福真是来得太突然,让人触不及防。 Before Director king, once in industry in had heard a legend, which television station no matter is, so long as in list Chen Guang this big tree, proper viewing ratio safeguard. 王主任以前曾在业内听说过一个传说,甭管是哪个电视台,只要榜上陈光这颗大树,妥妥的收视率保障。 From the Dachuan(Big River) Province literary arts channel, to the Dachuan(Big River) Province satellite TV, became lay down to win the vanguard. 从大川省文艺频道,到大川省卫视,都成了躺赢先锋。 Now finally is one's turn oneself this CCTV 13. 现在终于轮到自家这央视十三台了。 Before he had not believed that regards a joke, now some also opportunities taste a feeling of following versatile elder brother launching finally, is really the might as well makes the blood boil. 之前他还不太信,当成个戏言,如今自己终于也有机会尝尝跟着全能哥一起飞的感觉,真是爽得让人发指啊。 At this time, his telephone made a sound, the connection, inside unexpectedly is assistant station chief Liu Dabao. 就在这时候,他的电话响了起来,接通,里面竟然是副台长刘大宝。 „Heard that Chen Guang does make the program in your column group?” “听说陈光在你栏目组做节目？” Liu Dabao voice sounds somewhat excited. 刘大宝的声音听起来有些兴奋。 Director king nods again and again, „is Manager Liu, just ended the section record of Mr. Chen.” 王主任连连点头,“是的刘台长,刚刚把陈先生的部分录完。” „What kind of? Without having what basket?” Liu Dabao appears particularly pays attention. “怎么样？没出什么篓子吧？”刘大宝显得分外关注。 Director king is unclear, but said truthfully: „Program effect is good, what Mr. Chen performs truncates the pencil, he in this domain simply is a god! This is his original words!” 王主任不明就里,但还是如实说道:“节目效果非常好,陈先生表演的是削铅笔,他在这个领域简直是神！这是他的原话！” „Ha? Truncates the pencil?” Liu Dabao stares, „what ghost?” “哈？削铅笔？”刘大宝一愣,“什么鬼？” „Manager Liu should not be surprised, I do not talk clearly for a short time, when I first record today, then comes you to have a look to your office with a copy?” “刘台长你就别惊讶啦,我一时半会说不清楚,等我今天先录完,回头拿一份拷贝到您办公室来您看看？” „Does not have the issue, but you remembered, the program about Chen Guang, wants the positive propaganda, must complete the program effect, does red, till making him satisfy. Understood? In stage just met to discuss, if what accident/surprise, these three Cheondae-ri will stress mix the propaganda resources to your column group, seizes the opportunity well, will strive to take next Wednesday the evening files at one fell swoop.” “没问题,不过你记住了,关于陈光的节目,一定要正面宣传,一定要把节目效果做好,做红,让他满意为止。明白吗？台里刚刚开会讨论了,如果不出什么意外,这三天台里会侧重调配宣传资源给你的栏目组,好好把握机会,争取一举拿下周三晚间档。” „Compliant! Decides to fulfill their mission!” “遵命！定不辱使命！” Director king excited pinches the fist, that side Liu Dabao has made the telephone call. 王主任兴奋的一捏拳,那边刘大宝已经挂了电话。 He does not know why this was, leads greatly to the column group that Chen Guang participated in as if attaches great importance to excessive. 他不知道这是为什么,大领导对陈光参加的栏目组似乎重视得过分了。 But these are not the matter of this young director consideration, oneself only need to take the imperial sword of leadership, pushes well this matter! 但这些不是自己这小主任该考虑的事情,自己只需要拿着领导的尚方宝剑,把这事往死里推就好！ The opportunity that my old king salt fish turns over/stands up suddenly comes, is really the day falls the pie! 我老王咸鱼翻身的机会说来就来,真是天降馅饼啊！ At this time, the door of program director room actually shoved open fiercely. 就在这时候,导播室的房门却猛的给人推开了。 Bang is immersing is making a rapid career advance Director king to have a scare, one from chair slanting, nearly sits comes up, „does what airplane! Does not know that now is recording the program? Rolls to me......” 嘭的一声把正沉浸在飞黄腾达中的王主任吓了一大跳,从椅子上一斜,险些一屁股坐地上去,“搞什么飞机！不知道现在在录节目吗？给我滚……” His words have not said, discovered unexpectedly is Malena * Smith's plump body stands in the entrance, immediately stopped. 他话没说完,才发现居然是玛丽安娜*史密斯肥硕的身躯站在门口,顿时打住了。 This fat woman must do the matter! 这胖女人又要搞事情啊！ Director king holds the chair to stand up, restrained on some faces reluctantly the uncomfortable look. 王主任扶着椅子站起身来,勉强收敛了些脸上不爽的神色。 About Madame Smith had a look, to walk. 史密斯夫人左右看看,走了进来。 Director king following on the heels of assistant whole face apology, „Director king, Madame Smith said that her some telephone traffic necessary and you said.” 王主任的助理满脸歉意的跟在后面,“王主任,史密斯夫人说她有些话务必要和您说一下。” old king shows the whites of the eyes secretly, I can not know that is what matter? Did not look that the challenge pattern kneels in a complete mess in front of Chen Guang, wants to run my here to stir up trouble? 老王暗自翻个白眼,我能不知道是什么事吗？不是看挑战模式在陈光面前跪得一塌糊涂,又想跑我这儿来挑事吗？ I said that in your foreigner brain lacks the root muscle, really thinks that rich hugely Dalaozi is biggest. 我说你这外国人脑子里是不是缺根筋,真以为有钱就天大地大老子最大啊。 Perhaps if before, Director king will also really dread Madame Smith three points, after all the opposite party is the Director Guinness's Asia-Pacific region, she must create obstacles will have very bad effect on the program group, but just makes the assistant station chief Liu Dabao telephone call now, has profoundly understood the high-level spirit, old Comrade king hardly is impossible to follow the intention and Chen Guang of Madame Smith cannot pass. 若是之前,王主任或许还真会畏惧史密斯夫人三分,毕竟对方是吉尼斯的亚太区理事长,她非要刁难会对节目组造成非常恶劣的影响,但现在刚挂了副台长刘大宝的电话,把高层精神深刻领会过一番,老王同志头再硬也不可能顺着史密斯夫人的心意和陈光过不去。 „Madame Smith you have anything, please say directly. Now is recording in the process in the program, I cannot leave the post.” Director king did not plan to avoid others, chatted with a very atypical London suburb cavity English and Madame Smith directly. “史密斯夫人您有什么事,请直接说吧。现在正在节目录制过程中,我不能离开岗位。”王主任也不打算回避其他人了,操着一口非常不地道的伦敦郊区腔英文和史密斯夫人直接聊了起来。 Madame Smith was somewhat unhappy looked among program directors in other staff, she was not would rather say oneself request before so many people, but saw Director king the buttocks to stick probably on the chair, has not resulted in does. 史密斯夫人有些不快了看眼导播间里的其他工作人员,她不是很情愿在这么多人面前说出自己的要求,但见王主任屁股像是黏在了椅子上,也没得奈何。 „I request the expensive/noble column group to trim off the Chen Guang program.” “我要求贵栏目组剪掉陈光的节目。” She came straight to the point simply was saying, even if made others hear also no at the worst. 她索性就开门见山着说了,哪怕让其他人听到也没什么大不了的。 Madame Smith does not know, super abdomen black Director king had turned on the microphone in program director room quietly. 史密斯夫人并不知道,超级腹黑的王主任已经悄然打开了导播室里的麦克风。 Her words may not only be in the program director room these people hear, but resounds through in the entire telecast hall. 她的话可不仅仅是导播室里这些人听到,而是响彻在整个演播大厅里。 Powell and Broome who just sat dejectedly terrified one startled, stood up from the honored guest seat. 刚刚垂头丧气坐下去的鲍威尔与布鲁姆悚然一惊,从嘉宾席上又是站起身来。 Two people look at each other in blank dismay, knows that fat woman cannot calm down, this was the running program group program director room goes noisily. 两人面面相觑,就知道那个胖女人沉不住气,这是跑节目组导播室去闹了。 But why their dialogs appear in the telecast hall! 但为什么他们的对话会出现在演播大厅里！ Did some human errors forget to turn off the microphone? 是有人失误了忘记关麦克风了吗？ Although in the audience in hall many people cannot understand English, but always has the person translator who can understand listens to others. 虽然大厅里的观众中很多人听不懂英文,但总有能听懂的人翻译给别人听。 Right now the matter immediately became interesting, the metallic sodium in words of Madame Smith like pounding boiling water, making the entire telecast hall violent boil. 这下子事情顿时就变得有趣起来了,史密斯夫人的话如同砸进沸水里的金属钠,让整个演播大厅都暴沸起来。 „Who is this stupid woman? Program why must trim off the versatile elder brother!” “这蠢女人是谁？凭什么要剪掉全能哥的节目！” „Was insane!” “疯了！” „Does the matter!” “搞事情啊！” The Chen Guang complexion is also cloudy, but he quick and calm, Director king the abdomen is very black, he does not think that the microphone starts is being accidental, that brother purely intentionally. 陈光的面色也阴沉下来,但他很快又淡定了,王主任很腹黑啊,他才不认为麦克风开着是意外呢,那个老哥纯粹故意的。 That side Powell have actually set out rapidly, plans to directly soar the backstage, Chen Guang actually blocks directly before two people. 那边鲍威尔两人却已经迅速起身,打算直奔后台,陈光却直接拦在了两人面前。 „Two, behind is the program program director room, in the miscellaneous personnel can not enter.” Chen Guang copies, hehe was saying. “二位,后面是节目导播室,闲杂人等不得入内。”陈光抄着手,嘿嘿着说道。 „You make way! Madame Smith in inside!” Powell was saying wants to push and shove Chen Guang, looks from the build, he compared with Chen Guang greatly that 1st. “你让开！史密斯夫人在里面！”鲍威尔说着就想来推搡陈光,从体型上看,他比陈光大那么一号。 Broome planned slides from side. 布鲁姆则打算从旁边溜过去。 Has not thought, after Chen Guang is actually on the one hand grasps Broome a front piece, another actually extends suddenly according to Powell shoulder. 不曾想,陈光却是一手抓住布鲁姆后衣襟,另一手却突然伸出来按在鲍威尔肩膀上。 The fearful strength presses two tall and sturdy foreigners cannot move, Chen Guang is still unemotional, „I just became the security of television station, this is my work, words that you rush, I did not mind that same truncated with the pencil your bones, gives a try?” 可怕的力道将两个人高马大的外国人压得动弹不得,陈光依然面无表情,“我刚刚成为电视台的保安了,这是我的工作,你们强闯的话,我不介意把你们的骨头和铅笔一样削了,试试看？” The dialogue in program director room is still continuing, the voice of Director king made a sound, „respectable Madame Smith, although you are Director Guinness of Association Asia-Pacific region, but your request is too absurd, Chen Guang challenge process after your associations and this column group dual authentication, fair fair public, is in keeping with Guinness's spirit, conforms to the stipulation of our television station, why can trim off? Very sorry, your request I cannot comply.” 导播室里的对话还在继续着,王主任的声音又响了起来,“尊敬的史密斯夫人,虽然您是吉尼斯协会的亚太区理事长,但您的要求实在太荒谬,陈光的挑战过程经过贵协会和本栏目组双重认证,公平公正公开,符合吉尼斯的精神,也符合我们电视台的规定,为什么要剪掉？很抱歉,您的要求我不能答应。” Suitable abdomen black old Comrade king the status of Madame Smith selling. 相当腹黑的老王同志就这么把史密斯夫人的身份给卖了。 Had the smart audience to respond, was that sat the fat woman on honored guest seat a moment ago! 有机灵的观众已经反应过来了,就是那个刚才坐在嘉宾席上的胖女人！ Her unexpectedly what Asia-Pacific region director? 她居然还是什么亚太区理事长？ Any gadget! 什么玩意儿！ Violates my China, although must execute, good. 犯我中华者虽远必诛,好吧。 Did your foreign country full-figured woman run here to suppress the versatile elder brother? 你一外国肥婆跑我们这儿来打压全能哥了？ Urogenous, does not have a look at this is what place! 尿性,也不看看这是什么地头！ Madame Smith gawked the moment, where she can think that Director king rejected himself unexpectedly neatly, does not know that two people dialogues appeared in the telecast hall directly. 史密斯夫人愣了片刻,她哪儿能想到王主任居然这么干脆利落的拒绝了自己,更不知道两人的对话直接出现在了演播大厅里。 „Mr. king, since you know that I am Guinness Asia-Pacific region director, should know that I have a vote veto!” Her plump body continues to proceed to press. “王先生,既然你知道我是吉尼斯亚太区理事长,就应该知道我有一票否决权！”她肥硕的身躯继续往前压进着。 old Comrade king actually outrageously motionless, „I know certainly, but as far as I know, your vote veto should raise the question in the stage in the presence of everyone, and you must put out a convincing reason, rather, in the program records in the process to run up to my here, bewildered makes me trim off the Chen Guang program, your did not call a vote veto, your called the safety strip.” 老王同志却悍然不动,“我当然知道,但据我所知,您的一票否决权应该是在舞台上当众提出质疑,并且您得拿出个让人信服的理由,而不是在节目录制过程中就跑到我这儿,莫名其妙的让我剪掉陈光的节目,您这不叫一票否决权,您这叫暗箱操作。” „Shut up! I made you trim off his lens you to hear! Your this clausena lansium idiot! Monkey!” Malena lost control, her breath is getting more and more loud. “闭嘴！我让你剪掉他的镜头你听到了没有！你这个黄皮蠢货！猴子！”玛丽安娜失控了,她的呼吸越来越粗重。 But she does not know, outside telecast hall loses control. 但她并不知道,外面的演播大厅里更失控。 Powell and Broome are scared by the crowd that was rapidly angry, two people sat on the ground, in the brain buzz, ended, was complete. 鲍威尔与布鲁姆被迅速愤怒起来的人群吓坏了,两人一屁股坐在地上,脑子里嗡嗡作响,完了,全完了。 Madame Smith was finished! 史密斯夫人完蛋了！ She unexpectedly in this type nearly in the skin color that the semiopen situation shames the opposite party in the presence of everyone, this cannot be tolerated in the upper circles of society of entire Europe and US completely! 她居然在这种近乎于半公开的场合当众羞辱对方的肤色,这在整个欧美的上流社会中是完全不能被容忍的！ This is the race * the discrimination! 这是种族*歧视！ She has stepped on the line, she was also insane! 她已经踩到底线了,她也疯了！ „Madame Smith, please note your expression, here, is Huaxia, here has 1.5 billion yellow skins, we are not the monkeys, is the descendants of the dragon, thanks!” “史密斯夫人,请注意你的言辞,这里,是华夏,这里有十五亿个黄皮肤,我们可不是猴子,是龙的传人,谢谢！” old Comrade king also got angry, Fuck, my respectful to you, you plays the racial discrimination to me? 老王同志也怒了,尼玛,我恭恭敬敬的对你,你给我玩种族歧视？ Troubles you to go back to have a look at the calendar, the present is in the 21 st century, is not Eight-Nation Alliance enters the age of magnificent. 麻烦你回去看看日历,现在是二十一世纪,不是八国联军入华的时代。 The meaning that but violent anger Madame Smith has not restrained, „do you know that what your stupid behavior will make you lose? Do you believe me to represent Guinness Association to ban with your cooperation, your broken program damn!” 但暴怒的史密斯夫人并没有收敛的意思,“你知不知道你愚蠢的行为会让你们失去什么？你信不信我代表吉尼斯协会取缔与你们的合作,你这破节目见鬼去吧！” Powell and Broome look at each other forced smile, you, you also represented Guinness Association, this matter went out we to take off noisily to get the hell out, moreover really banned with the cooperation of Huaxia CCTV, to the entire Guinness Association was not the good deed. 鲍威尔和布鲁姆对视苦笑,得了吧你,你还代表吉尼斯协会呢,这事情闹出去咱们都得卷铺盖滚蛋,另外真取缔和华夏央视的合作,对整个吉尼斯协会也不是什么好事。 This will lose now in the world the hugest markets, such loss, even if you compensate still not necessarily to undertake Smith jewelry. 这会失去现在全世界最广大的市场,这样的损失,就算你把史密斯珠宝赔进来也未必承担得起。 old king first is one startled, has not thought that this person is so crazy, but remembers Liu Dabao words, he steels one's heart, said: „Right? If your association really decided that may really be too regrettable. If you continue to create a scene like this, I indeed will report to give my leadership this matter, we will seriously consider that the demand of your association, bans the both sides many years to cooperate, after all Huaxia can also have our authentication systems, no one is indispensable, yes?” 老王先是一惊,没想到这人这么疯狂,但又想起刘大宝的话,他心一横,说道:“是吗？如果贵协会真这么决定,那可真是太让人遗憾了。如果你继续这样无理取闹,我的确会将这事汇报给我的领导,我们会认真考虑贵协会的诉求,取缔双方多年合作,毕竟华夏也可以有我们自己的认证体系,谁也不是不可或缺的,是吧？” Madame Smith was thoroughly scared, the angry tidal retreat, actually she threatens the opposite party, but opposite party's response is never so expected that simple. 史密斯夫人彻底傻眼了,愤怒潮水般退去,其实她只是威胁一下对方,但没想到对方的反应如此干脆。 If because really playing to pound a both sides many years of cooperation, even if oneself are the boss of Smith jewelry, goes back not to have in the means and association others confessed, after all in the Guinness Association of entire so-called non- profit nature may not only a rich man, part of people be the European and US aristocrat. 如果真因为自己把双方多年合作给玩砸了,哪怕自己是史密斯珠宝的老板,回去也没办法和协会里其他人交代,毕竟整个所谓非盈利性质的吉尼斯协会中可不只自己一个有钱人,其中一部分人更是欧美贵族。 She thought that like crossed the top of the head by one barrel of cold water pouring, calms down rapidly, „Mr. king, please forgive my rashness, I am only some......” 她觉得如同被一桶冷水浇过头顶,迅速冷静下来,“王先生,请原谅我刚才的冒失,我只是有些……” This time she has not known that oneself words listened to by outside person. 此时的她还不知道自己的话被外面的人都听去了呢。 Director king anti- beckoning with the hand did not say: „Madame Smith, I understood that your mood, Chen Guang is indeed handsome enough, has the extraordinary charm, but our Huaxia person compares...... the graciousness, a feudal point, your request to him was very therefore excessive. As for me, but is common staff, completes own labor of duty, do not feel embarrassed me, was sorry that asked you to go out, I must work.” 王主任不耐的摆着手道:“史密斯夫人,我理解你的心情,陈光的确足够英俊,拥有非凡的魅力,但我们华夏人比较……恩,封建一点,所以您的要求对他来说很是过分了些。至于我,只不过是一个不起眼的工作人员,做好自己的本职工作而已,你就不要为难我了,抱歉请你出去吧,我得工作了。” Since the abdomen is black, old Comrade king simply abdomen black. 既然已经腹黑了,老王同志索性就更腹黑一点。 What a pity cannot have a look personally, he really wants to know that now in the telecast hall these people heard this Smith wife is attempts unspoken rule Chen Guang attempted, then after running to create a scene, lively. 可惜不能亲自出去看看,他真想知道现在演播大厅里那些人听说这史密斯夫人是企图潜规则陈光未遂,进而跑来无理取闹之后会有多热闹。 When Madame Smith goes out of the program director room door angrily, old Comrade king switches off the microphone immediately, supports with the hand on the table, the chin builds in the palm, is in any case restless by you, today raises a rumpus not so-called, at the worst recorded for day to be good, so long as completed in the later period of the Chen Guang lens, the editing went, old Comrade king I was of great success even. 等史密斯夫人怒气冲冲走出导播室房门,老王同志立马关掉麦克风,用手撑在桌子上,下巴搭在手心里,反正由得你闹腾,今天闹翻天也没所谓,大不了多录一天好了,只要把陈光的镜头做好后期,剪辑进去,老王同志我就算大功告成。 Since the scene is doomed to lose control, might as well lose control again explodes points. 既然场面注定失控,不如就再失控得更爆炸一点。 Madame Smith you be not frightened to cry. 史密斯夫人你可别被吓哭了啊。 „Won't Director king, this...... this have an accident?” The assistant collected. “王主任,这……这不会出事吧？”助理凑了过来。 old king beckons with the hand carelessly, „is not in the way, the day cot does not get down, has the above eldest child to withstand/top, at the worst we traded the block day to be good, how later will our program change name to call Huaxia in 5000 the unique skill?” 老王大大咧咧一摆手,“不碍事,天榻不下来,有上面的老大顶着呢,大不了咱们换块天好了,以后咱们节目改名叫华夏五千年绝技怎么样？” „Good, good, is aggressive.”( To be continued.) “挺好,挺好,非常霸气。”(未完待续。)