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No one when accepting the interview of public place, oneself will talk into is in any history is strongest. 从来没有人会在接受公众场合的采访时,将自己说成是什么什么史上最强。 Human history how many years? 人类历史多少年? Outstandingly able person different matter how many? 奇人异事多少个? For example the dart throws such simple matter, ancient times had many or the person history of the historical personage or novel legend leaves a good name. 比如飞镖投掷这么简单的事情,古时候就有许多或是历史人物或是小说传奇的人青史留名。 Meng Changjun hanger-on the disciple of up to cunning or petty ruses, or in All Men Are Brothers does not have feather stone Zhang Qing, that throws the legendary character in trade. 孟尝君门下的鸡鸣狗盗之徒,又或者水浒中的没羽石张青,那都是投掷行当内的传奇人物。 Others died for several thousand several hundred years, the skill that even if you show is indeed astonishing, but why do you blow yourself on a words tooth history first? 别人都死了几千几百年,哪怕你施展出来的技巧的确惊人,但你凭什么就一口白牙把自己吹成史上第一? In history is strongest? Joke! 史上最强?笑话呢! Let alone also has novel Xiao Li throwing knife Li Xunhuan, ices mortal form silver needle Li Mochou, the universe throws Li Xiaoyao, that is the well-known industry in expert. 更何况还有小说里小李飞刀李寻欢,冰魄银针李莫愁,乾坤一掷李逍遥,那都是响当当的业内大拿。 You are not surnamed Li, is not surnamed Tang, why to blow to throw the industry the eternity's first to shoulder the target oneself? 你都不姓李,也不姓唐,凭什么把自己吹成投掷行业的千古第一扛把子? If really did not have is not surnamed the senseless person to say in the presence of everyone this, others may regard a lunatic him, but you were Chen Guang, was the prominent figure, was the super net is red, was the Jin Shiyue boyfriend, your such status, can open eyes to talk nonsense? 如果真是没名没姓没头没脑的人当众说这样的话,旁人或许会将他当成个疯子,但你是陈光啊,是知名人物啊,是超级网红,又是靳诗月的男朋友,你这样的身份,也能睁眼说瞎话的么? Are you so why crazy? 你凭什么这么狂? So to be why high-profile? 凭什么这么高调? I thought that he is not in the history is strongest, is in history is highest -profile!” Has retired many years of the world of sport old seniors so to send the sound said. “我看他不是什么史上最强,是史上最高调!”一名已经退休多年的体育界老前辈如此发声道。 Clumsy mischief-doer, wins favor by ostentation, the shame of Huaxia, nowadays young people, if such as his, continuously for a long time hence, will no longer be a nation!” This came from Yanjing university an appraisal of national studies senior professor. “跳梁小丑,哗众取宠,华夏之耻,现如今的年轻人如果都如他这样,长此以往,国将不国!”这是来自一名燕京大学的国学老教授的评价。 Person must understand the respect senior, achieves the great achievement, at least should also respect others. The conduct of this young fellow has the issue very much, I do not understand the sports very much, but I feel this young fellow should much study study philosophy of life.” This is a review of domestic economy educational world old seniors. “人要懂得尊重前辈,取得再大的成就,起码也该尊重他人。这个小伙子的品行很有问题,我不是很懂体育,但我觉得这小伙子应该多学学做人之道。”这是一名国内经济学界老前辈的点评。 „The Wujing university indeed had the issue for these years, is the student who teaches this morality?” The old pedant of another economic circles said. 五京大学这几年的确有问题,教出来的学生是这副德性?”另一个经济学界的老学究如此说道。 The appraisal to these people, Chen Guang shows neither approval nor disapproval, scolded to you in any case are also many meat! 对这些人的评价,陈光不置可否,反正给你们骂一骂又不少块肉! I scolded win you not to give the belief value! 我骂赢了你们也不给信仰值! But he also in gave to inscribe these people at heart, spoke coarse mostly was the old men who the home did the economics, obviously, these people waited for such opportunity to jump the mouth addiction very much early. 但他也在心里把这些人都给记上了,说话难听的大多都是国内搞经济学的老头儿,很显然,这些人早等这么个机会跳出来过过嘴瘾。 Chen Guang threw off slow Lizheng, no matter his starting point and motive how, slow Lizheng whether punishment is deserved, but he all gave to offend the person in this circle very much obviously. 陈光掀翻了徐立正,不管他的出发点和动机如何,徐立正是否罪有应得,但很显然他是把这一圈子里的人全给得罪了。 If he is shrinking the neck oneself easy life, perhaps these slow Lizheng old friends take him not to have the means. 如果他缩着脖子过自己的小日子,这些徐立正的故交或许拿他毫无办法。 But since now he became the celebrity, starts to appear in the public eyes, these authoritative venerables had the words to say. 但现在既然他成了名人,开始出现在公众视野里,这些权威老先生们就有话说了。 How is not necessarily able him, but catches his flaw to enjoy the mouth addiction, teaches his with the stance of senior, is disgusting his, is really natural. 未必真能把他怎样,但逮着他身上的缺陷过过嘴瘾,以前辈的姿态教训他一番,恶心他一下,实在理所应当。 The economic old seniors open fire, some online influence not small(this little one) entrepreneur followed to come one after another. 经济学老前辈开了火,陆陆续续有些在网上影响力不小的企业家跟着就来了。 The domestic drink tycoon, the micro blog fan reaches 7 million carefree drink director Changle spring openly to take a stand, „the company was deliberating new sports beverage ambassador candidate, before Chen Guang was also one of our alternative goals, but I cross out from the list his name now. We cannot endure the personality of ambassador to have the so obvious flaw.” 国内的饮料大亨,微博粉丝多达七百万的乐天饮料董事长乐正春就公开表态,“原本公司内部正在研讨新款运动饮料形象代言人人选,之前陈光也是我们的备选目标之一,但现在我将他的名字从名单里划掉了。我们不能忍受形象代言人的人格有如此明显的缺陷。” According to the past experience, the ambassador of carefree drink at least was one year 67 million endorsements, Le positive/correct spring this micro blog, on, if Chen Guang lost several million. 根据以往的经验,乐天饮料的形象代言人至少是一年六七百万的代言费,乐正春这一条微博,就等若陈光损失了几百万。 The crowds that then watches the fun felt interesting, ran under the Chen Guang micro blog to brush the commentary in abundance, was roughly complains him too rampantly to play to take off/escape money. 这下看热闹的围观群众们就觉得有趣了,纷纷跑陈光微博下面刷评论,大体就是吐槽他太嚣张把钱都玩脱了。 Le Zhengchun took the first lead, then also 78 well-known entrepreneurs took a stand, even if they have not actually considered this matter from the start, but followed to brush to have the feeling not to have the issue slightly. 乐正春带了第一个头,接下来又有七八家知名企业家纷纷表态,哪怕他们其实压根就没考虑过这事,但跟风稍微刷刷存在感是没问题的。 Chen Guang also without thinking noisily is so unexpectedly big, is impatient, spokesman who goes to your mother, you special absolutely would have no to contact with me to be good, I hasn't seen the shadow pictures of cakes to tease me to play with? 陈光也没想到居然闹这么大,也是心头火起,去你娘的代言人啊,你们特么的根本就没联系过我好么,拿个我都没见着影儿的画饼来逗我玩么? When I quite do bully? 当我好欺负啊? Does not counterattack to be unfair to own conscience! 不还击对不起自己的良心啊! Otherwise others really worked as the joke me! 不然别人真把我当笑话了啊! Here Chen Guang has not begun, his fans first could not repress. 这边陈光还没动手呢,他的粉丝们就先按捺不住了。 So-called is influenced by the surroundings, near Mohists is black, by Chen Guang so far consistent urogenous, but can also satisfied, when the person of his frantic powder, said , was also not the good bird. 所谓近朱者赤,近墨者黑,以陈光到目前为止一贯的尿性,还能心安理得当他狂热粉的人,讲真,也不是什么好鸟。 That battle efficiency levers, do not receive money, running water, fight * intense, and always enjoys. 那战斗力一个个杠杠的,不收钱,自来水,战斗*强烈,并且乐此不疲。 You let alone quickly your broken drink, yesterday I was only 18 years old, drank one, today my direct 80 th birthday.” “你快别说你那破饮料了,昨天我才十八岁,就喝了一口,今天我直接80大寿了。” black becomes the sausage, 50% pork essences!” “乌成火腿肠,50%猪肉精!” Overbearing shampoo, loses hair ultra overbearing!” “霸道洗发水,脱发超霸道!” Since I used secure gentleman cleanser, now single 12 years.” “自从我用了安雷士男士洗面奶,现在已经单身十二年。” As long as online is following black Chen Guang these entrepreneurs, under their micro blog is similar spurts. 但凡是在网上跟风着黑陈光的这些企业家,他们微博下面全是类似的往死里喷。 These economic circles old man's following commentaries were more miserable, it is said the slow Lizheng old schoolmate has escorted to the hospital rescue heart disease urgently, before entering the operating room, this venerables shiver putting out a hand, shouting oneself hoarse are roaring: Gave me the commentary pass/test!” 那些个经济学界老头下面的评论就更惨了,据说徐立正的老同学已给紧急送往医院抢救心脏病,进手术室前这位老先生都颤抖着伸出手,声嘶力竭的吼着:“给我把评论关了!” Seeing big fellow is so powerful, Chen Guang is disinclined to run personally under others micro blog the receipt, thinks it over, he so wrote in oneself micro blog. 见大家伙如此给力,陈光都懒得亲自跑去别人微博下面回帖,思来想去,他在自己微博里如此写道。 „The world smiles my too crazy, I smile others unable to see through! Six days later, next Wednesday, I use the iron general fact to tell you, at flinging dart matter I am in history is strongest! Today's my you look cold and indifferent, tomorrow's my you will unable to seek friendships! Moreover, certain said that must ask me to be the spokesman, are you special teasing me? Disgraced not? Recently I also the plan gave you several company one to throw billions, gave in vain! However when a moment ago squatting large size collapsed, is too smelly, smokes to me is unhappy, therefore does not give. Does each company lose dozens hundred million?” “世人笑我太疯癫,我笑他人看不穿!六天之后,下周三,我用铁一般的事实告诉你们,在甩飞镖这事上我就是史上最强!今天的我你爱答不理,明天的我你高攀不起!另外,某些说要找我当代言人的,你们特么在逗我?丢人不?最近我也本打算给你们几个公司一家投个几十亿,白送!但是刚才蹲大号时崩了个屁,太臭,给我熏得不开心了,所以不给了。你们每家公司损失几十个亿好吗?” Chen Guang such remarks, these were helping him fight in the frantic fans of the major micro blog or forum all smile badly the belly. 陈光此言一出,那些原本正帮他转战各大微博或者论坛的狂热粉丝们全笑坏了肚子。 One collapses billions, in does the world have a ratio this more serious matter? 一个屁崩掉几十亿,世上还有比这更惨重的事吗? His was trades the pattern saying that these company managers blind ratios followed, with some no came to be disgusting he by. 他这是换着花样说那些公司老总们瞎比跟风,拿些有的没的的由头来恶心他呢。 Thinks carefully, one collapses dozens hundred million more miserable. 仔细想,还是一个屁崩掉几十个亿更惨。 At this time, the reflection alliance appeared actually. 在这个时候,反光联盟倒是横空出世了。 Yesterday was shaved the bald reflection alliance association presidents to stand, first is an selfie photo, then with Wendao: Chen Guang this person is very bad, I looked at his one eyes yesterday, he called his bodyguard to shave baldly me! Simply excessively! I summoned here everyone joins the reflection alliance together! Come, comes to fight with us together! The reflection alliance needs your strength!” 昨天被剃了光头的反光联盟会长站了出来,先是一张自拍照,然后配文道:“陈光这人真的很糟糕,我昨天就多看了他一眼,他就叫他保镖把我剃成了光头!简直过分啊!我在这里号召大家一起加入反光联盟!来吧,来和我们一起战斗吧!反光联盟需要你的力量!” Then this fellow also Chen Guang. 然后这家伙还了一下陈光 Chen Guang is brushing the micro blog just in time, this buddy is also enough professional, this day passes, he waxes bald on unexpectedly, seems like the gloss to assume brightly, has the flavor, was supposing this hair one year or was so steadily. 正巧陈光在刷微博,这哥们也是够敬业的,这才一天过去呢,他居然把光头上打了蜡,看起来油光呈亮,别有韵味,估摸着这头发一年半载是真长不回来了。 Looked that he so calls makes every effort, Chen Guang is also plays the heart to be big, the decisive repeater, with the article, this is my first fans group, happy! The friend at ease doesn't have any matter can consider to join, I have seen this bald buddy, except for is greedy for money specially lasciviously does not have other shortcoming probably. In brief, I said two points, everyone do not make a payment, the female fan do not join.” 看他吆喝得如此落力,陈光也是玩心大起,果断转发,配文,“这是我的第一个粉丝团体,开心!没什么事的闲散朋友可以考虑加入,我见过这光头哥们,除了特别贪财好色好像也没别的缺点。总之,我就说两点,大家不要交钱,女粉丝也千万不要加入。” Without waiting till for two minutes, this bald elder brother started to roar in the micro blog that shouted oneself hoarse, said 10,000! Our is the reflection alliance! Reflection! Anti- Chen Guang! It is not his fans group! You sufficed!” 没等到两分钟,这位光头哥就开始声嘶力竭的在微博上咆哮起来了,“说了一万遍!我们这是反光联盟!反光!反陈光的!不是什么他的粉丝团体!你们够了啊!” Chen Guang expressed a sympathy extremely to him, does not know own this wave of repeater can help the reflection alliance draw many popularity, did not know the bald association president to be able, in own fans how long under flooded into unceasingly insists. 陈光对他表示一万分的同情,也不知道自己这一波转发能帮反光联盟拉多少人气,更不知道光头会长能在自己粉丝的不断涌入下坚持多久。 Different is unanimously denounced time by the colleague from previous him, this domestic dart player has no sound of opposition actually. 不同于上一次他被圈内人一致声讨,这次国内飞镖界选手倒是没什么反对的声音。 storage Haohe spent clear(ly) not to say anything, Chen Xiaoxin and even/including mountain several well-known players were the clear stand declare support for Chen Guang. 储昊和花明没说什么,陈晓鑫与连岳几个知名选手则是旗帜鲜明的站出来声援陈光 Especially Chen Xiaoxin's words most have the representation, a lot, seeing is believing, does not rely on hearsay, even if looked on the television , when is far less than to witness the miracle at the scene feels profoundly. Certain people gesticulate to our peers without the research, I only said one, the layman do not appraise the expert carelessly, is easy to make fun.” 尤其是陈晓鑫的话最有代表性,“很多事情,眼见为实,耳听为虚,哪怕在电视上看,也远不如在现场见证奇迹时感受深刻。某些人未经考证就对我们的同行指手画脚,我对此只说一句,外行人不要胡乱评价内行人,容易闹笑话。” even/including Yue said, „the matter of ancient is not good to appraise, but in my memory, in history is the professional dart player, no one can place on a par with Chen Guang.” 连岳则说道,“古人的事情不好评价,但在我的记忆中,有史以来算是职业飞镖选手的,没有人可以和陈光相提并论。” The dart cooperates internal many senior vice-chairman, chooses to stand to declare support for Chen Guang strongly. 镖协内部的诸多老副会长,也选择强势站出来声援陈光 These industry in heavyweight not only not because of blustering of Chen Guang but feels discontented to him, the support that instead works as one, lets online crest of wave one revolution immediately. 这些业内的重量级人士非但不因为陈光的口出狂言而对他心怀不满,反而齐心协力的声援,顿时让网上风头一转。 Has looked at the dart colleagues' support, selects two looking familiar replies to thank casually, the repeated difficulties on Chen Guang pipe network, the elder brother is not later magnanimous all along, the disagreement/not with villain haggles over, does not see with own eyes the heart to only, them not spurt to win me in any case! 看过镖界同僚们的声援,随便挑着两个眼熟的回复感谢一下,随后陈光就没怎么管网上的风风雨雨了,哥一贯大度,不和小人计较,眼不见心为净,反正他们也没喷赢我! At exactly 9 : 00, in the evening the sporting news begins broadcasting on time. 九点整,晚间体育新闻准时开播。 Viewer friends everyone's good, welcome to the evening the sporting news, this morning the national amateur dart championship tournament preliminary contest stage successfully drops the curtain, five big contest areas select eight outstanding amateurs respectively, they will participate in the day after tomorrow at the Yanjing final, contends the final champion. Emerges many outstanding amateurs in this national amateur dart championship tournament, injected the fresh blood for our country dart movement powerfully.” “观众朋友们大家好,欢迎收看晚间体育新闻,今天上午全国业余飞镖锦标赛预赛阶段圆满落下帷幕,五大赛区分别选拔出八名优秀的业余选手,他们将参加将于后天在燕京举行的总决赛,角逐最后的冠军。在本次全国业余飞镖锦标赛中涌现出多名优秀的业余选手,为我国飞镖运动有力的注入了新鲜血液。” „The chief champion of this competition will obtain for the first time then participates in qualifications this of world dart championship tournament conducts in our country is our country holds this top sports event, hopes that our country players can draw support from the prestige of home game, achieves the good result bravely. Then, please read the competition bulletin.” “本次比赛的总冠军将获得接下来参加在我国境内举办的世界飞镖锦标赛的资格这是我国第一次承办本项顶级赛事,希望我国选手能借助主场之威,勇创佳绩。接下来,请看比赛简报。” The amateur dart competition that no one cared about, in CCTV five this late news, had over three minutes of disseminating news time unexpectedly marvelously, does not know that was where the person brain of CCTV cramps had problems. 原本没什么人在意的业余飞镖比赛,在央视五套这个晚间新闻节目里,居然奇迹般的拥有了超过三分钟的播报时间,也不知道是央视的人脑子抽筋了还是哪里出了问题。 When continuously that in human history I strongest brave words genuine putting, Chen Guang satisfied hit a sound to refer, wanted was this taste! 一直等到自己那句“人类历史上我最强”的豪言壮语原汁原味的给放出来,陈光满意的打了个响指,要的就是这个味儿! Nearby Xin Qin looks at his eye ill-humoredly, weak!” 旁边的辛沁没好气的看他眼,“幼稚!” The Chen Guang choice does not respond her, is only thinking at heart, my Sir does not cross the villain, how your mortal can understand old man Holy Grail the main pursue! 陈光选择不搭理她,只在心里想,我大人不记小人过,你这种凡人又怎能明白老夫圣杯之主的追求! As this news broadcast, Chen Guang in the entire country is thorough becoming famous. 随着这道新闻播出,陈光在全国上下算是彻彻底底的出了名。 The fans of micro blog account number count first explode, one 11 million, then affected was the belief value capacity.( To be continued.) 微博账号的粉丝数最先爆炸,刺溜一下就过了一千一百万,接下来受影响的就是信仰值产能了。(未完待续。)
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