CGA :: Volume #5

#469: Blind hero


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Unties to take down the buckle to have, Xue Lin jumps down, extends the arm to shake the leg, ding-dong! All right! I lived!” 自行解开取下扣具,薛琳跳了下来,伸伸胳膊抖抖腿,“当当当当!没事!我活下来了!” Looked at your saying saying that was coarse, I said was absolutely safe.” “瞧你这话说的,多难听啊,我都说了万无一失了。” Regarding being respectful at first but arrogant later of this young fellow, Chen Guang expressed is not very pleasing, you must go to organize the blood to spell with the killer for the blood and iron real man who the brothers revenge, what this small stimulation looked to frighten you, you disappointed me very like this. 对于这小伙子的前恭后倨,陈光表示十分的不中意,你可是要去和杀手组织血拼为兄弟报仇的铁血好汉子,这点小刺激瞧把你吓成什么样了,你这样让我很失望啊。 Before the lens, countless people are also follow to breathe a sigh of relief long, cannot believe own eye simply. 镜头前无数人也是跟着长舒口气,简直不敢相信自己的眼睛。 This turntable transfers is so quick, I thought he is completely one after another blind throws, unexpectedly really can not hit a target, I also think that the white face young fellow died.” “这转盘转那么快,我看他完全就是一把一把的瞎扔的,居然真能一个都没射中啊,我还以为白脸小伙死定了呢。” „! Audience when 3 million!” “哇!观众人数什么时候都三百万了!” While everyone thinks can rest shortly time, Chen Guang brings several onstage younger sisters are acting very deftly to poke the dart of full disc to dig up to pull down rapidly, throws in nearby wicker basket conveniently. 正当所有人都以为可以短暂休息的时候,陈光却已经带着几个前台妹子动作非常麻利的将戳满圆盘的飞镖迅速扒拉下来,随手扔旁边的箩筐里。 Then, little Comrade Xue came up. 然后,小薛同志又上去了。 Also come? Hasn't he played enough?” People startled. “还来?他还没玩够?”众人又惊了。 Under glare of the public eye, Chen Guang is calm: I draw back ten meters toward behind.” 在众目睽睽之下,陈光淡定道:“我往后面再退十米。” Small acute hearing: „......” 小聪:“……” Audience: „......” 观众们:“……” Club owner: „......” 俱乐部老板:“……” Police comrade fishing out flashlight silently, „were we his electronics corona?” 警察同志默默的摸出电棒,“我们还是把他电晕了吧?” After a half hour, countless people were screaming cried out the kidney quickly frightening the crack, but good and evil little Comrade Xue was put, returned safe and sound. 半个小时后,无数人尖叫着呐喊着腰子都快给吓裂了,不过好歹小薛同志又被放下来了,还是毫发无伤。 At this time, among the live broadcasts the population thoroughly breaks through 5 million! 此时,直播间人数彻底突破五百万! They think that this eventually finished, this makes one suffer, is terrified , the exciting live broadcast performance , can return home from work finally to the end to feel the family/home happily was warm. 他们以为这终于结束了,这让人又折磨,又惶恐,又刺激的直播表演,终于到头了,可以开开心心的下班回家感受一下家的温暖了。 Chen Guang also said: Xiaofang, do you have the eye-shade?” 陈光却又说道:“小芳,你有眼罩吗?” WTF! Eye-shade! Fuck!” 卧槽!眼罩!尼玛嗨啊!” Brothers I could not bear, my heart disease important criminal, I first removed one step.” “兄弟们我受不了了,我心脏病要犯了,我先撤一步。” Brothers I came back!” “兄弟们我又回来了!” I pledged, if the versatile elder brother really can wear the eye-shade also to come such a round, I special black revolutions powder, from now powder! Even if versatile elder brother flying in circles, I can collect in front of the nose to hear!” “我发誓,如果全能哥真能戴眼罩也来这么一轮,我特么黑转粉,从此以后往死里粉!哪怕全能哥拉出来的翔,我都能凑鼻子面前闻!” One generation of dart gods! I am only versatile!” “一代镖神!唯我全能!” You leave are calling to applaud anxiously, if really has an accident, he waits to have the firm food, so many people look, Jin Shiyue cannot protect him, the boyfriend of star violates the law must be imprisoned!” “你们别急着吆喝叫好,万一真出了事,他就等着吃牢饭去吧,这么多人都看着,靳诗月也护不住他,明星的男朋友犯了法也得坐牢!” Yes, the emperor violates the law, with the common people with crime!” “就是,天子犯法,与庶民同罪!” Xue Lin is an experienced soldier, many shuttles in hail of bullets, had to feel the taste of death, he saw with one's own eyes the ally to pour in oneself pool of blood, his body also had the bullet hole. 薛琳是一名久经沙场的战士,多少次穿梭在枪林弹雨中,也不是没有感受过死亡的滋味,他更亲眼看到战友倒在自己身边的血泊中,他本人的身上也是有弹孔的。 But he never flinches, never dreads, he will never compromise insists in this heart the justice of soldier. 但他从未退缩,也从不畏惧,他永不妥协的坚持这心中军人的正义。 He really does not want to acknowledge, oneself present is scared at heart very much. 他真不想承认,自己现在心里很发毛。 Jokes aside, this taste really faces the muzzle of enemy more fearful than in the battlefield. 说真的,这滋味真比在战场上面对敌人的枪口还可怕。 Helplessly looks that the innumerable darts whiz whiz fly to oneself face on, cannot move, cannot hide, time and time again, one after another, this seems like the nightmare that will never stand still, is revolving under the dizziness feeling of every seconds bringing, is actually feeling the fatal threat frequently. 眼睁睁的看着无数枚飞镖嗖嗖的冲着自己脸上飞,不能动,不能躲,一次又一次,一轮又一轮,这好像是永不停歇的梦魇,每一秒钟都在旋转带来的眩晕感之下,却又时刻感受着致命的威胁。 Near ear in each dart stamp target bang bang bang the sound, knocks the drumbeats on his pit of the stomach probably. 耳边每一下飞镖戳中标靶的嘭嘭嘭的声音,都像是敲在他心窝上的鼓点。 From the beginning, Xue Lin thinks that Chen Guang wants to play , little Comrade Xue in the heart had a thought gradually, the wack must have the strange place, the Chen Guang strength is without a doubt, can a fist rumble 800 kilograms strength at his stature, explained that he does not lose the inner strength expert in certain aspects completely! 一开始,薛琳以为陈光只是想玩儿,渐渐的,小薛同志心中产生了个念头,奇特之人必有奇异之处,陈光的实力毋庸置疑,以他这身材能一拳轰出八百公斤力道,说明他在某些方面完全不输内劲高手! Therefore, his such powerhouse, works will not be aimless surely! 所以,他这样的强者,做事情必定不会无的放矢! This definitely is he receives me for person's test! 这肯定是他收我为徒的考验! Right, he is to test my courage! 没错,他就是要考验我的勇气! Wants to become his disciple, studies his skill, must have the endless courage and guts, making me face the threat of life and death time and time again, lets me under this fearful oppression and stimulation, squeezes the potential unceasingly! 想要成为他的弟子,学习他的技巧,就必须拥有无尽的勇气和胆量,让我一次又一次面对生与死的威胁,让我在这种可怕的压迫和刺激之下,不断压榨自身潜力! You deceive me, said that anything must wait for the period of time, actually you will be teaching the knack that I grow stronger from now on. 你骗我啊,说什么要等一阵子,其实你从现在开始就在传授我变强的诀窍了。 Brother Chen Guang, please allow me to call you at heart, Master! 陈光哥,请允许我在心里叫你一声,师父! Waited for one minute, the Xiaofang younger sister to run to puff takes carry back her eye-shade. 等了一分钟,小芳妹子一路小跑喘着粗气将她的眼罩拿回来了。 The young fellows, the mortals, are the time make you experience, the dart of unique skill of god exceeding the human understanding! 小伙子们,凡人们,是时候让你们见识一下,超越人类理解的神之飞镖绝技了! From now on, I ensure no one dares to say him to be able before me again the dart!” In order to highlight own aggression, the Chen Guang show proceeded from the extremely tragic performing skill forcefully, loud long said with a smile with the seemingly overbearing dragon arrogant day tone. “从今往后,我保证再没有任何人敢在我面前说他会飞镖!”为了突出自己的霸气,陈光强行秀了一发自己惨绝人寰的演技,用貌似霸道的龙傲天语气大声长笑道。 He took up the eye-shade silently, the preparation wore. 紧接着,他就默默的拿起了眼罩,准备戴上去。 Wait, why this is only Mickey Mouse! Also brings two big ear wings? 等等,这为什么是只米老鼠!还带俩大耳朵翅膀的? It is not good, this eye-shade and my present style a little do not build slightly. 不好,这眼罩和我现在的画风稍微有点不搭。 Can I return goods? 我能退货吗? In the time, myriad audience masters are waiting for me to give full play of power and strength probably without enough time, at this time must exchange goods forcefully, the unusual influence rhythm, this with watching the awards ceremony must announce shortly when this year xx winners the emergency broadcast advertisement same meets the hiring to scold forcefully. 时间上好像来不及了啊,万千观众老爷正等着我大发神威呢,这时候强行要换货,非常影响节奏感,这就和看颁奖典礼眼瞅着要宣布本年度xx得主时强行插播广告一样会招人骂的啊。 Ok, I acknowledge that the punishment is deserved. 算了,我认栽。 Therefore his stop, puts on the Mickey Mouse eye-shade that the Xiaofang younger sister handed over slightly eventually. 于是他稍一停顿,终究还是戴上了小芳妹子递过来的米奇老鼠眼罩。 !” “噗!” Police comrade laughter during a performance! 警察同志笑场了! „, Serious, serious, do not make the sound to disturb Chen Guang.” Another police comrade is putting on a serious face the blame saying that then he is covering mouth, left the face one side. “咳咳,严肃,严肃一点,别发出声音打搅陈光。”另一个警察同志板着脸责怪道,然后他捂着嘴,把脸别到了一边去。 Among live broadcasts in also a barrage of piece of laughter during a performance. 直播间里也一片笑场的弹幕。 I reported to the police!” “我报警了啊!” Police not in side? Also smiled to spurt.” “警察不就在旁边吗?也笑喷了啊。” Emma is not good, the old lady smiles mew mew hurts.” “艾玛不行了,老娘笑得咪咪疼。” When everyone is cheerful, Chen Guang began suddenly! 就在所有人都乐呵得不行的时候,陈光猛然动手了! His big hand shakes fiercely, eight darts depart outrageously, dash to Xue Lin! 他大手猛抖,八枚飞镖悍然飞出,直扑薛琳 He really shot! 他真射了啊! The big brother you hoodwinks the eye now is being the blind hero! 大哥你现在蒙着眼睛是盲侠啊! Can you depend on the point spectrum slightly, can you really poke the hornet's nest others young handsome fellow? 你能不能稍微靠点谱,你真要把人家小帅哥戳成马蜂窝吗? Suddenly, the national average temperature rose twice. 一时间,全国平均气温上升了两度。 Because sits in the computer or takes the cell phone to look the person who live broadcast was completely neat held breath ruthlessly cold air, cold air all drawing in belly! 因为坐在电脑或者拿着手机看直播的人全部齐刷刷狠狠的倒吸了一口凉气,冷空气全给吸进肚子里了! Must die to die to die!” “要死要死要死!” Insane!” “疯了疯了疯了!” Who prevents this lunatic! Who saves the handsome guy!” “谁来阻止这个疯子!谁来拯救帅小伙!” Versatile elder brother this is must ascend the sky!” “全能哥这是要上天!” He renovated my outlook on life once again!” “他又一次刷新了我的人生观!” Under countless person's dumbfounded gazes, strings of dart machine guns to being sprawled the little Xue wanton bombing. 在无数人目瞪口呆的注视下,一串串飞镖机关枪般对着四仰八叉的小薛狂轰滥炸。 After small moment, people have the guts to re-focus on to the lens of big wheel, saw only the heart such as elite soldier little Xue of iron stone body steel to give to frighten unexpectedly closely closed the eye, the pea-sized sweat bead rubbed to brave from his forehead. 小片刻后,人们才有胆量将注意力转向对着大转盘的镜头,只见心如铁石身似钢的精英战士小薛居然给吓得紧紧闭上了眼睛,豆大的汗珠子从他额头上蹭蹭直冒。 Elder Brother your tested the technique of my will and courage comes suddenly! 哥你这考验我意志和勇气的手法来得太突然了啊! Your this is Mongolian this! 你这可是蒙这眼的啊! The playing blindman's buff rainstorm pear flower dart in legend is such? 传说中的蒙眼暴雨梨花镖就是这样的么? Although does not want to acknowledge, but I was really frightened the urine quickly! 虽然不想承认,但我真的快被吓尿了! Long time, violent storm salvo scatterload dart finally brief idle time. 良久,狂风暴雨般的连发散弹镖终于短暂停歇了。 Everyone thought, this plays blindman's buff after all, can definitely 't look like is so usually insane? 大家心想,这毕竟是蒙眼,肯定还是不能像平常那么疯吧? Finished to here? 到这里就结束了吧? In all will of the people thinks that then, Chen Guang pressing down remote control silently! 所有人心里都这么以为的,然后,陈光默默的按下遥控器! Space and time trades, the picture of division, turns the rotation to transfer the revolutions, has the same faith!” “时空换换换,分割的画面,轮回转转转,有一样的信念!” Fuck hi sang! 尼玛嗨的唱起来了啊! I had listened to Stefanie Sun yesterday «Mysterious», I almost listen to «March of the Volunteers» your song, the brothers your ran away to run up to the m78 nebula to come up! 要不是我昨天才听过孙燕姿的《神奇》,我差点把你这歌听成《义勇军进行曲》啊,兄弟你这跑掉跑到m78星云上去了! Feels trembling that the back mechanical operation is bringing, the ear transmits Chen Guang to be able singing of wearing out eardrum, Comrade Xue Lin flows off two lines of lamentation the tears, the comrades, we made a mistake, the plan that he has not stopped, played blindman's buff the belt/bring revolutions, on Earth definitely could not find compared with this taste heavier dart acrobatic performance again. 感受着背后的机械传动带来的震颤,耳边传来陈光可以穿破耳膜的歌唱,薛琳同志流下两行悔恨的泪水,同志们,我们都错了,他根本就没有停下来的打算,蒙眼带转,地球上肯定再找不到比这口味更重的飞镖杂技表演了。 It is not right, our cannot call the acrobatics, this is called dead. 不对,咱这不能叫杂技,这叫作死。 Adds the transmit immediately to me!” “给我加速转!” Help! Returns the acceleration! 救命啊!还加速呐! Come! Speed change screw of destruction!” “来吧!毁灭的变速螺旋!” The style name promoted! 招式名又升级了啊! The one side is responsible for the club owners and several police comrades who escort watch the fun in addition is thoroughly scared, is on the verge of the collapse. 一旁负责保驾护航外加看热闹的俱乐部老板和几个警察同志已经彻底傻了眼,濒临崩溃。 Is several abandoning something as beyond redemption onstage younger sisters more and more becomes big heart on the contrary, the wanting dart that here Chen Guang non-stop, Xiaofang and several other younger sisters act quite deftly moves in the dart box in club entirely. 反倒是几个破罐子破摔的前台妹子变得越来越大心脏,这边陈光不停的要镖,小芳和另外几个妹子动作相当麻利的将俱乐部里的飞镖盒子统统搬来。 Finally, the storm stopped once again, Chen Guang basket on hand child is completely empty, without dart. 终于,暴风雨又一次停了,陈光手边的筐子里已经空空如也,没有镖了。 Among the live broadcasts audience, in this moment, breaks through 8 million officially! 直播间观众人数,在这一刻,正式突破八百万! These are not the agreement numbers, is not the zombie powder, this is the true living person 8 million! 这些不是协议号,也不是僵尸粉,这是真正的活人八百万! This means that in entire country every 187 people, the person is watching the Chen Guang live broadcast! 这意味着,全国上下每一百八十七个人里面,就有一个人正在看陈光的直播! This audience caught up with World Cup also to have spells! 这收视人数赶世界杯也有得一拼了啊! Finished, finally finished, extricated, people always hung to start in the heart of midair to fall slowly downward. 结束了,终于结束了,解脱了,人们始终悬在半空的心开始缓缓往下落去。 No one has thought, looked the person flings a dart also to be so exciting, a small heart clutched quickly pinches to explode. 谁也没想到,看人甩个飞镖也能这么刺激,一颗小心脏揪得快给人捏爆了。 At this time, hoodwinked Chen Guang of eye actually still not to take off the eye-shade, but let go, gave me the blade! Does not give me the dart!” 就在这时候,蒙着眼睛的陈光却依然没有摘下眼罩,而是一摊手,“给我刀!哦不,给我镖!” In brain Xiaofang younger sister of one starch fierce basket stopper Chen Guang who in the side just packed ! ” 脑子里一片浆糊的小芳妹子猛的将身旁刚装满的一篮子塞陈光手里,给!” Your Sir also comes! 你大爷的还来啊! Wait, do you want to do? 等等,你要干什么? Plays a dart, can you really like this? 玩个飞镖而已,你真的一定要这样么? Doesn't your Russian named play to take off/escape uncomfortable Skkie? 你的俄语名叫不玩脱不舒服斯基么? People noticed that Chen Guang holds the basket draw to lift directly with the right hand, has to plant to watch the Shenzhou-6 spaceship to lift off the beforehand countdown to regard the feeling, even if most were the calm having a heart of stone man also starts. 人们看到陈光直接用右手托着篮子平举起来,颇有种观看神六飞船升空之前的倒计时即视感,哪怕最是淡定的铁石心肠汉子也开始慌了。 You threw with the hand before, now does this hold the basket to throw directly is several cents meaning? 你之前好歹还是用手扔的,现在这直接托着篮子扔是个几毛钱意思? Police comrade could not stand firm finally, has no more to do with proceed to clash from behind, „...... does not want............” 警察同志终于稳不住了,从后面拔腿往前冲来,“不……要……啊……” Just opened eyes Comrade Xue Lin who gasped for breath also to see the Chen Guang right hand holds basket, was pale the face to shake the head slowly, „...... did not want..................” 刚睁开眼喘口气的薛琳同志也看到陈光右手托着的篮子,惨白着脸缓缓摇头,“不……要……啊……啊……” All audience between live broadcasts, „...... do not want......!”( To be continued.) 直播间的所有观众,“不……要……啊!”(未完待续。)
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