After 15minutes, bosswaterfallperspiration of dartclublooks atXue Lin of Chen Guangandtobeing sprawledfixing on bigdisc, the smallheart and liverpūpassesjumping madly that pūpasses.
十五分钟后,飞镖俱乐部的老板一头瀑布汗的看着陈光和给四仰八叉的固定在大圆盘上的薛琳,小心肝噗通噗通的乱跳。
Before thisdiscis, someacrobat who trainsin the clubhas used, roughlyties up the wife of thatacrobaton the disc, then the buddyis flinging the throwing knifeto the disc, scratchesthatmy dear friendside of wife'sto pokeon the disc.
这圆盘是以前某个在俱乐部里训练的杂技演员用过的,大体就是将那杂技演员的老婆绑在圆盘上,然后那哥们对着圆盘甩飞刀,擦着那位仁兄的老婆的边儿戳在圆盘上。In order toincrease the excitingfeeling of acrobatic performance, thisplateau can also certainlytransfer, performs the bringingprogrameffectperfect scoreon the television.
为了增加杂技表演的刺激感,这大盘子当然也能转,在电视上表演自带节目效果满分。Thisperformanceunusualstimulation, the buddyoncewas also riding highinternally.
这种表演非常的刺激,那哥们在国内也曾红极一时。Nowheis not red, as for the presentheat this timewhere?
现在他不红了,至于现在他此时在哪儿?Infirmness.
在牢里啊。Howto go in?
怎么进去的?
The cause and effect of it is said that the picturefeelingis extremely bloody, were not manydiscusses.
事情的前因后果说起来画面感太过血腥,还是不多谈了。Alsoisgrieved, whomustsigh with regret, nowthatpitifulmy dear friend the grave moundgrass of wife'salreadythreechi (0.33 m)high.
也是叫人心痛,谁都得扼腕叹息,如今那可怜的仁兄的老婆的坟头草已然三尺高。„Buddy can youreallylike this? This is not quite good! If there is anything, my is not goodto report on accomplishments!”
“哥们儿你真要这样啊?这可不太好啊!万一出点什么事,我这可不好交差啊!”
The clubownertriesto considerto urge, initially when thatacrobatperformed outside has an accident, the entireclubgivesto implicatewas going out of business for threemonths, althoughthismatterandtheyare also little significance, butinvolvesunavoidably.
俱乐部老板试着想劝,当初那杂技演员在外面表演出事时,整个俱乐部都给连累着歇业了三个月,虽然这事和他们也没有太大关系,但免不了牵连。Chen Guanghas the absoluteconfidencetooneself, onlybeckons with the hand, „is not in the way, youput10,000hearts.”陈光对自己有着绝对的信心,只一摆手,“不碍事,你就放一万个心吧。”Xue Linalsosaid: „Bossyourleave aloneI, thisis I am voluntary! Will not implicateyouabsolutely!”薛琳也道:“老板你别管我,这是我自愿的!绝对不会连累你!”Clubownerfacetears, mused, the presentcelebrity can also play, I am quite nervous, otherwise did Ireport to the police to preventthesetwolunaticson the quiet?
俱乐部老板一脸泪,暗想,现在的名人也太会玩了,我心里好慌,不然我还是悄悄报警才能阻止这俩疯子吧?
The Xue Linremindersaid,„bossyoudo not report to the police, Iwas the person on army, the Wujingmilitary regionspecial forces unitteam leader, the policecannot interfere withmydecisionsystematically. In brief, IbelieveBrother Chen Guang!”薛琳提醒道,“老板你就别报警了,我就是部队上的人,五京军区特种大队支队长,警察系统干涉不了我的决定。总之,我相信陈光哥!”
The face of bosswas more bitter, „Emma, but also the people on army!”
老板的脸更苦了,“艾玛,还部队上的人啊!”Good, the plan of Chen Guangis very simple, light/onlydependedto flingdartpopularity unable to drawshortly, played the point more excitingsimply, was scarier!
不错,陈光的打算很简单,眼瞅着光靠甩飞镖这人气是拉不起来了,索性就玩点更刺激,更吓人的!
The live peoplemake the target!
活人做靶子!Asked that the audiencemastersdid fear, is exciting!
就问观众老爷们怕不怕,刺激不刺激!Ido not believethis unable to be hot!
我就不信这样还不能火!Chen GuangseesXue Linon saying that thinks highly of itself, inalsogavehimto select32to praiseat heart, „, although has been sick ofyouryoung fellow, butImustacknowledge that youwere very insightful, relax, my dartunique skillworld-class, was not right, was the historylevel! Looks overhumanhigh and low in 5000, is after absolutely unprecedented, does not have the future, even ifcloses one's eyesflingsfiercely, Idefinitelycannot pokeonyou.”陈光见薛琳如此上道,这么看得起自己,在心里也是给他点了三十二个赞,“虽然一直挺厌烦你小伙子的,但我得承认你很有眼光,放心吧,我这一手飞镖绝技是世界级的,不对,是历史级的!纵观人类上下五千年,也绝对前无古人后无来者,哪怕闭着眼睛猛甩,我也肯定戳不到你身上去。”
A Xue Linnod, „Iknow,Ihave55.37%probabilitiesto go on living!”薛琳一点头,“我知道,我有百分之五十五点三七的概率活下去!”Chen Guangshows the whites of the eyes, says, thematter that the probability that Ijustsaiddoes not refer to!陈光翻个白眼,讲真,我刚说的概率不是指的这件事!
The bosscriedquicklyespecially, does not know how these twocalculatea moment ago, the mortality ratereaches as high as44.63!
老板快特么哭了,也不知道这两人刚才怎么算的,死亡率高达四十四点六三啊!Thisismustend!
这是要完啊!„Bosshelpsmeaddin the live broadcastslides the character.”Hedraws the bossto come, cell phonelive broadcastChen Guangdoes not slidevery muchripe.
“老板来帮我在直播上加一溜字。”他拉过老板来,手机直播陈光不是很熟溜。„additionalwhat?”
“加什么?”„Warmprompt, the specializedperformance, pleasedo not imitate.”
“温馨提示,专业表演,请勿模仿。”Oldversion: „......”
老版:“……”Thispitifulbossreallycried.
这可怜的老板真的哭了。Among the live broadcastsinpeoplealsodiscovered that the situationis not right, after Xue Lincomes , the audiencemastersalsolisten unclear that these twowhisperedare sayinganything, onlyknewtwo peoplemoodprobablyveryexcitingappearance, but alsofoughtone, hitis hitting, the wheat flourhandsome fellow who thisjustcame ingavebunch of traysto come up!
直播间里的人们也发现情况不对劲了,薛琳进来之后,观众老爷们也听不清楚这两人嘀嘀咕咕在说些什么,只知道两人情绪好像都很激动的样子,还打了一架,打着打着,这刚进来的白面帅哥就给捆盘子上去了!Difficultto be inadequate the versatileelder brother to play a ticketto be big?
难不成全能哥要玩一票大的?„WTF! Hemustplayreally!”
“卧槽!他要玩真的了!”„Quickly! Hits110quickly!”
“快!快打幺幺零!”„Thesetwolunatics!”
“这两个疯子啊!”„Whopreventsthem! Quickly! Has the local tyrantto help the versatileelder brotherbrush the popularity? Lethisrestingline? His isthinks that redwas insane!”
“谁来阻止他们俩!快!有土豪帮全能哥刷一下人气吗?让他歇歇行吗?他这是想红想疯了啊!”„Inthisyoungsmallhandsome fellowbrainis thinkinganything! Howcanaccompanyhimto be insanelike this!”
“这个年轻小帅哥脑子里在想啥啊!怎么能这样陪他疯啊!”Let alonewas the audiencemasters, has squattedin the youngclevercomradein the live broadcastsalsojumpsthreechi (0.33 m)highfrom the office chair, my mother, the elder brotheryoumustplay the life!
别说是观众老爷们了,就连一直蹲守在直播间里的小聪同志也从办公椅上一蹦三尺高,我的娘咧,哥你这是要玩儿命啊!Does not manage, Imustreport to the police, no oneblockme!
不管了,我要报警,谁也别拦我!
The live broadcastpicturepromoted, before live broadcast, isChen Guangto the distant placetargetis flinging the dartwithhim who the cell phoneanglepatsfrom one side, butinXiaofang„warm-hearted”under the help, the live broadcastpromotesas the trilensofficiallyalsovideoes.
直播画面又升级了,之前直播时,是陈光用手机从侧面角度拍的他一个人对着远处靶子甩飞镖,但在小芳“热心”的帮助之下,直播正式升级为三镜头同时摄录。Lensto the bigdisc that is hanging the fleshtarget, anotheris pattingcrosswise, canincludeallpictures in training room, the thirdlensaimed at the leadChen Guangposition, tries hardto showin the biggestwayhisimage.
一个镜头正对着挂着人肉靶子的大圆盘,另一个则横向拍着,可以将训练房里的所有画面收录进去,第三个镜头则对准了主角陈光的位置,力图将他的形象以最高大的方式展现出来。„Can Xiaofang your cell phonerub the skin? Canrubleadsme?”Chen Guangasked.
“小芳你这手机能磨皮吗?能把我磨得帅一点吗?”陈光问。Xiaofangnods, „sure! The beautifulfacecamera, tendegreesgrindingskin, do youwantthat?”小芳点头,“当然可以!美颜相机,十度磨皮,你要那个度的?”„Thisalsousesto ask, naturallyishighest!”
“这还用问,当然得是最高的啊!”„Good!”
“好嘞!”„Considered as finisheddo not rub, mypersongave the grindingnot to have! Yourthisdid not callto rub the skin, called the atomization.”
“算了还是别磨了,我人都给磨没了!你这不叫磨皮,叫雾化。”Although the clubowner10,000does not prefer, buteventuallystubbornChen GuangandXue Lin, after that sidepolicecomradereceives the warning of warm-heartedpeople, had rushed toherein five minutes, butno onecould preventChen GuangandXue Linthesetwo„lunatic”.
俱乐部老板虽然一万个不情愿,但终究拗不过陈光和薛琳,那边警察同志接到热心群众的报警之后,已经在五分钟之内赶到了这里,但谁也阻止不了陈光和薛琳这两个“疯子”。At first, responsiblepolicecomradeis the plandirectlyXue Linkidnapping, theythought that thissmallyoungwas definitely brainwashedby the netred light, thisismustbreakneck.
起初,负责任的警察同志是打算直接把薛琳给绑走的,他们觉得这个小年轻肯定是被网红光洗脑了,这是要玩命啊。FinallyXue Linshake-out the military officerto prove, policecomradesaw clearlyin the document the duty of thisyoung fellow, said after thiswas the specialconfidential task, poormanagesmatter.
结果薛琳抖出了军官证,警察同志看清楚证件上这位小伙子的职务,又说这是特殊的机密任务之后,也不怎么好管这事儿了。But, the peopleare compellingChen GuangandXue Linspend for tenminutesto write a contract, expounded that after thismatterispasses throughtwo peopleto think , decided that hasallconsequences, undertakes.
无奈之下,众人又是逼着陈光和薛琳花了十分钟写了份合同,阐明这件事是经过两人深思熟虑之后自行决定的,发生一切后果,自行承担。Whenbustles aboutto turn overthesethings, in the situation that inChen Guangdoes not know, the population between his live broadcasts, indeediswhizwhizwhizin the bygone dayswhirlwind.
在忙忙乎乎倒腾这些事情时,在陈光都不知道的情况下,他这直播间的人数,的确是嗖嗖嗖的往天上飚。„No onecould prevent the versatileelder brotherto doto be big.”
“谁也阻止不了全能哥作大死了。”„Quitepitiful, thisyoung fellow is very graceful a person, howcanbe the mental illness?”
“好可怜,这小伙子挺帅一人啊,怎么会是个神经病呢?”„Can somepeoplerelateJin Shiyue? Hurriesto givehertelephoningto makeherpreventherman!”
“有人能联系到靳诗月吗?赶紧给她打电话让她阻止她男人啊!”„Iam the Chen Guangprimary school classmate, Icantelleveryonevery muchresponsiblily, thisbuddydied.”
“我是陈光的小学同学,我可以很负责任的告诉大家,这哥们死定了。”„Stronglyresiststhistypefor not goodanchor who the popularityhas complete disregard for human life!”
“强烈抵制这种为了人气草菅人命的无良主播!”„Iam the acrobat in eastern Liaoning Art Group, myexplicittoldeveryone, his was the crime! Isillegal! Without the specializedauthentication, withoutundergoing the long-termspecializedtraining, thislettinghonorable personmakes the behavior of meattarget, murders!”Finallyhad the professionalto standto accuseChen Guang.
“我是辽东艺术团的杂技演员,我明确的告诉大家,他这是犯罪!是违法!如果没有专业的认证,没有经过长期专业的训练,这种让真人做肉靶的行为,就是谋杀!”终于有业内人士站出来指责陈光了。Butonline is notscolds the sound, reallymustlook at the Chen Guangbeforehandseveralvideos, nowinsteadmostdoes not have the pressure, theyalsounderstand, let alonewasputsoneperson there, even ifbundled a mosquitoon the wall, the versatileelder brothersaid that cut the left legpoint of mosquito, could not injureitsjointabsolutely.
但网上也不全是骂声,真要看过陈光之前几部视频的,现在反而最没有压力,他们也明白,别说是放一人在那里了,哪怕捆个蚊子在墙上,全能哥说切蚊子的左腿尖,就绝对伤不到它的关节去。„Thatacrobaticelder brother, Isuggested that youfirsthave a look at the versatileelder brother'smicro blog.”
“那位杂技哥,我建议你先去看看全能哥的微博。”„Lightgod! Pleasereceivemefor the disciple!” After fiveminutes, the acrobaticelder brothercame back.
“光神!请收我为徒!”五分钟后,杂技哥回来了。„Smiled the urine, the acrobaticelder brotherkneeling.”
“笑尿,杂技哥给跪了。”In brief, this is about less than half the hour of setup time to get down, amongChen Guangthislive broadcastsinpopularity, not onlydoes not haveto weakenslightly, insteadhas gone against the crowds of coming in swarms2 million, is still risingshortlyupward!
总之,这大约小半个小时的准备时间下去,陈光这直播间里的人气,非但没有丝毫衰减,反而给蜂拥而至的围观群众顶过了两百万,眼瞅着还在往上涨!
A some not well-knownwarm-heartedwarningpeopleyoungclevermisterfacedesperatewatchesamong the live broadcasts, have mixed feelingsis also awkward, among the Chen Guanglive broadcasts the popularityexploded, that is great, investsonhim can definitely the valuereturn to the price.
某不知名的热心报警群众小聪先生一脸绝望的看着直播间,心情复杂又尴尬,陈光的直播间人气又爆了,这是好消息,投资在他身上肯定是能值回票价的。Butheactuallymust the live broadcastinoneselfwebsitedo, ifreallyhad/leftwhatbasket, the smallacute hearingindicated that pressesstrength mountainto be big.
可他却要在自己的网站里直播作死,万一真出了什么篓子,小聪表示压力山大。No matteroutsidemakes a racketmustoverturn the heavens, Chen Guang was actually the incomparablycalmpreparationbegins.
甭管外面闹闹嚷嚷的要翻天,陈光却是无比淡定的准备开工了。Flingsto wave the arms about, Chen Guangtoseesownclubowner and onstageyounger sisterin the rear areaeagerly, policecomrades of severalfullcold sweatsmilenatural, „comrades, Imuststart!”
甩甩手,陈光冲着在后方眼巴巴看着自己的俱乐部老板、前台妹子,还有几名满头冷汗的警察同志潇洒一笑,“同志们,我要开动了!”Xue Linis roaringloudly, „comes!”薛琳大声咆哮着,“来吧!”Chen Guangcompared the thumbtohim, thisyoung fellowcan judge the quality of goods, othersthinkoneselfare doingdiesgreatly, heunderstands,thisiseats mealto drink waterto sleepcompletely the samepiece of cake.陈光给他比了个大拇指,还是这小伙子识货,别人都以为自己在做大死,就他明白,这完全就是吃饭喝水睡觉一样的小菜一碟嘛。„Father! Mother! Iloveyou!”littleComradeXuehas not controlled the moodeventually, roared.
“爸!妈!我爱你们!”小薛同志终究还是没控制住心情,这么吼了一句。Chen Guang: „......”陈光:“……”WTF your anythingmeaning! Looked down upon the person?卧槽你这什么意思!看不起人了是吧?„Supportstodayto revengetomybrothersagain, Igo hometo ask a girlfriendto get marriedhonestly!”
“撑过今天再给我的弟兄们报了仇,我就老老实实回家找个女朋友结婚!”littleComradeXuecame.
小薛同志又来了。Whiz!
嗖!
A dartprojectslike lightning, centerbyXue Linearlobeless thanoneinchposition.
一枚飞镖闪电般射出,正中薛琳耳垂旁不到一寸的位置。Chen Guangcould not endure, verysold the stemto get downtothisgrandsonagain, old manunique skilllive broadcastquickly changesentertainment program!陈光忍不了了,给这孙贼再这么卖梗下去,老夫这绝技直播快变娱乐节目了!Mythisis not the talk show, yougiveour provinceprovince!
我这又不是脱口秀,你给我省省啊!Whizwhizwhiz!
嗖嗖嗖!Alsoisthreedartsdeparts, pokesrespectivelyunder the Xue Linarmpit and pants crotch.
又是三枚飞镖飞出,分别戳在薛琳的腋下与裤裆下面。Flungseveraldartsone after another, thisfamiliarscene, the familiarfeel, the familiarway, Chen Guangas ifreturnedto poke the scene of hornet's nestindartoneselfinitially.
接连甩了几镖,这熟悉的场景,熟悉的手感,熟悉的方式,陈光仿佛又回到了当初在飞镖界里自个把自己戳成马蜂窝的场景。Thatishowdeeply grievedpassing, Ipaidmanypain, the blood that flowsevencanfull floaded operation the entireWorld inside the Grailpond, cangraspdart of unique skillthisgod, was the timeholds a memorial service for the youth that the old manelapsedwith a magnificentperformance.
那是多么惨痛的过往,我付出了多少痛苦,流出来的血甚至能灌满整个杯中界的池塘,才能掌握这神之飞镖绝技啊,是时候用一场华丽的表演来祭奠老夫逝去的青春了。Thistime, hegraspedfourdartssimultaneously!
这一次,他同时抓起了四枚飞镖!Among the live broadcastsin a piececalls out in alarm.
直播间里一片惊呼。Eight!
八枚!
The computerpreviouspiececovers the mouthpitiful yell.
电脑前一片掩嘴惨叫。24!
二十四枚!
Before the computer, countlesspeopleblocked from the eye.
电脑前无数人遮住了眼睛。„Transferstome!”Chen Guangpresses down the button, the discstartsto rotateslowly.
“给我转!”陈光按下按钮,圆盘开始缓缓转动。
The audiencemastersscalpsendsto explode.
观众老爷们头皮发炸。
The dartscatterslike the raindrop!
飞镖如雨点般撒出!„Adds the transmit immediatelytome!”
“给我加速转!”
The audiencemastersdialed110once again!
观众老爷们又一次拨打了幺幺零!
The dartsuch as the rainstormscatters!
飞镖如暴雨撒出!„Changes speed the revolutionstome!”
“给我变速转!”
The audiencemastersconcentrateto chokespeechless!
观众老爷们无语凝噎!
The dartdoes not ask for moneyto scatterequallyfiercely!
飞镖不要钱一样猛撒!„Stops!”
“停!”
The discstopped, finallycanstop to rest.
圆盘停了下来,终于可以歇口气了。Manypeopledo not dareto look at the screenfrom the start, policecomradehave pulled out the handcuffto standbehindChen Guangsilently, the ambulance that the cluboutsidewaits forgravelyovershootsseveralwhite coats.
许多人压根就不敢去看屏幕,警察同志已经默默的掏出手铐站在陈光背后,俱乐部外面严正以待的救护车上冲下来数名白大褂。„Well? All right?”
“咦?没事?”Waits for the turntableto stopthoroughly, peoplediscovered,on the bigturntablelittleComradeXuestillthatbigfont, the innumerabledartssamepushdensely and numerouslyhissidelike the thick patch of grass, butreallydid not have a dartwoundto be tiny bittohim.
等转盘彻底停下来,人们才发现,诺大的转盘上小薛同志依然还是那个大字型,无数飞镖如同草丛一样将他身边挤得密密麻麻,但偏偏还真没一支镖伤到他一分一毫。Gods!( To be continued.)
神了!(未完待续。)
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