After 15 minutes, boss waterfall perspiration of dart club looks at Xue Lin of Chen Guang and to being sprawled fixing on big disc, the small heart and liver pū passes jumping madly that pū passes. 十五分钟后,飞镖俱乐部的老板一头瀑布汗的看着陈光和给四仰八叉的固定在大圆盘上的薛琳,小心肝噗通噗通的乱跳。 Before this disc is, some acrobat who trains in the club has used, roughly ties up the wife of that acrobat on the disc, then the buddy is flinging the throwing knife to the disc, scratches that my dear friend side of wife's to poke on the disc. 这圆盘是以前某个在俱乐部里训练的杂技演员用过的,大体就是将那杂技演员的老婆绑在圆盘上,然后那哥们对着圆盘甩飞刀,擦着那位仁兄的老婆的边儿戳在圆盘上。 In order to increase the exciting feeling of acrobatic performance, this plateau can also certainly transfer, performs the bringing program effect perfect score on the television. 为了增加杂技表演的刺激感,这大盘子当然也能转,在电视上表演自带节目效果满分。 This performance unusual stimulation, the buddy once was also riding high internally. 这种表演非常的刺激,那哥们在国内也曾红极一时。 Now he is not red, as for the present he at this time where? 现在他不红了,至于现在他此时在哪儿？ In firmness. 在牢里啊。 How to go in? 怎么进去的？ The cause and effect of it is said that the picture feeling is extremely bloody, were not many discusses. 事情的前因后果说起来画面感太过血腥,还是不多谈了。 Also is grieved, who must sigh with regret, now that pitiful my dear friend the grave mound grass of wife's already three chi (0.33 m) high. 也是叫人心痛,谁都得扼腕叹息,如今那可怜的仁兄的老婆的坟头草已然三尺高。 „Buddy can you really like this? This is not quite good! If there is anything, my is not good to report on accomplishments!” “哥们儿你真要这样啊？这可不太好啊！万一出点什么事,我这可不好交差啊！” The club owner tries to consider to urge, initially when that acrobat performed outside has an accident, the entire club gives to implicate was going out of business for three months, although this matter and they are also little significance, but involves unavoidably. 俱乐部老板试着想劝,当初那杂技演员在外面表演出事时,整个俱乐部都给连累着歇业了三个月,虽然这事和他们也没有太大关系,但免不了牵连。 Chen Guang has the absolute confidence to oneself, only beckons with the hand, „is not in the way, you put 10,000 hearts.” 陈光对自己有着绝对的信心,只一摆手,“不碍事,你就放一万个心吧。” Xue Lin also said: „Boss your leave alone I, this is I am voluntary! Will not implicate you absolutely!” 薛琳也道:“老板你别管我,这是我自愿的！绝对不会连累你！” Club owner face tears, mused, the present celebrity can also play, I am quite nervous, otherwise did I report to the police to prevent these two lunatics on the quiet? 俱乐部老板一脸泪,暗想,现在的名人也太会玩了,我心里好慌,不然我还是悄悄报警才能阻止这俩疯子吧？ The Xue Lin reminder said, „boss you do not report to the police, I was the person on army, the Wujing military region special forces unit team leader, the police cannot interfere with my decision systematically. In brief, I believe Brother Chen Guang!” 薛琳提醒道,“老板你就别报警了,我就是部队上的人,五京军区特种大队支队长,警察系统干涉不了我的决定。总之,我相信陈光哥！” The face of boss was more bitter, „Emma, but also the people on army!” 老板的脸更苦了,“艾玛,还部队上的人啊！” Good, the plan of Chen Guang is very simple, light/only depended to fling dart popularity unable to draw shortly, played the point more exciting simply, was scarier! 不错,陈光的打算很简单,眼瞅着光靠甩飞镖这人气是拉不起来了,索性就玩点更刺激,更吓人的！ The live people make the target! 活人做靶子！ Asked that the audience masters did fear, is exciting! 就问观众老爷们怕不怕,刺激不刺激！ I do not believe this unable to be hot! 我就不信这样还不能火！ Chen Guang sees Xue Lin on saying that thinks highly of itself, in also gave him to select 32 to praise at heart, „, although has been sick of your young fellow, but I must acknowledge that you were very insightful, relax, my dart unique skill world-class, was not right, was the history level! Looks over human high and low in 5000, is after absolutely unprecedented, does not have the future, even if closes one's eyes flings fiercely, I definitely cannot poke on you.” 陈光见薛琳如此上道,这么看得起自己,在心里也是给他点了三十二个赞,“虽然一直挺厌烦你小伙子的,但我得承认你很有眼光,放心吧,我这一手飞镖绝技是世界级的,不对,是历史级的！纵观人类上下五千年,也绝对前无古人后无来者,哪怕闭着眼睛猛甩,我也肯定戳不到你身上去。” A Xue Lin nod, „I know, I have 55.37% probabilities to go on living!” 薛琳一点头,“我知道,我有百分之五十五点三七的概率活下去！” Chen Guang shows the whites of the eyes, says, the matter that the probability that I just said does not refer to! 陈光翻个白眼,讲真,我刚说的概率不是指的这件事！ The boss cried quickly especially, does not know how these two calculate a moment ago, the mortality rate reaches as high as 44.63! 老板快特么哭了,也不知道这两人刚才怎么算的,死亡率高达四十四点六三啊！ This is must end! 这是要完啊！ „Boss helps me add in the live broadcast slides the character.” He draws the boss to come, cell phone live broadcast Chen Guang does not slide very much ripe. “老板来帮我在直播上加一溜字。”他拉过老板来,手机直播陈光不是很熟溜。 „additional what?” “加什么？” „Warm prompt, the specialized performance, please do not imitate.” “温馨提示,专业表演,请勿模仿。” Old version: „......” 老版:“……” This pitiful boss really cried. 这可怜的老板真的哭了。 Among the live broadcasts in people also discovered that the situation is not right, after Xue Lin comes , the audience masters also listen unclear that these two whispered are saying anything, only knew two people mood probably very exciting appearance, but also fought one, hit is hitting, the wheat flour handsome fellow who this just came in gave bunch of trays to come up! 直播间里的人们也发现情况不对劲了,薛琳进来之后,观众老爷们也听不清楚这两人嘀嘀咕咕在说些什么,只知道两人情绪好像都很激动的样子,还打了一架,打着打着,这刚进来的白面帅哥就给捆盘子上去了！ Difficult to be inadequate the versatile elder brother to play a ticket to be big? 难不成全能哥要玩一票大的？ „WTF! He must play really!” “卧槽！他要玩真的了！” „Quickly! Hits 110 quickly!” “快！快打幺幺零！” „These two lunatics!” “这两个疯子啊！” „Who prevents them! Quickly! Has the local tyrant to help the versatile elder brother brush the popularity? Let his resting line? His is thinks that red was insane!” “谁来阻止他们俩！快！有土豪帮全能哥刷一下人气吗？让他歇歇行吗？他这是想红想疯了啊！” „In this young small handsome fellow brain is thinking anything! How can accompany him to be insane like this!” “这个年轻小帅哥脑子里在想啥啊！怎么能这样陪他疯啊！” Let alone was the audience masters, has squatted in the young clever comrade in the live broadcasts also jumps three chi (0.33 m) high from the office chair, my mother, the elder brother you must play the life! 别说是观众老爷们了,就连一直蹲守在直播间里的小聪同志也从办公椅上一蹦三尺高,我的娘咧,哥你这是要玩儿命啊！ Does not manage, I must report to the police, no one block me! 不管了,我要报警,谁也别拦我！ The live broadcast picture promoted, before live broadcast, is Chen Guang to the distant place target is flinging the dart with him who the cell phone angle pats from one side, but in Xiaofang „warm-hearted” under the help, the live broadcast promotes as the trilens officially also videoes. 直播画面又升级了,之前直播时,是陈光用手机从侧面角度拍的他一个人对着远处靶子甩飞镖,但在小芳“热心”的帮助之下,直播正式升级为三镜头同时摄录。 Lens to the big disc that is hanging the flesh target, another is patting crosswise, can include all pictures in training room, the third lens aimed at the lead Chen Guang position, tries hard to show in the biggest way his image. 一个镜头正对着挂着人肉靶子的大圆盘,另一个则横向拍着,可以将训练房里的所有画面收录进去,第三个镜头则对准了主角陈光的位置,力图将他的形象以最高大的方式展现出来。 „Can Xiaofang your cell phone rub the skin? Can rub leads me?” Chen Guang asked. “小芳你这手机能磨皮吗？能把我磨得帅一点吗？”陈光问。 Xiaofang nods, „sure! The beautiful face camera, ten degrees grinding skin, do you want that?” 小芳点头,“当然可以！美颜相机,十度磨皮,你要那个度的？” „This also uses to ask, naturally is highest!” “这还用问,当然得是最高的啊！” „Good!” “好嘞！” „Considered as finished do not rub, my person gave the grinding not to have! Your this did not call to rub the skin, called the atomization.” “算了还是别磨了,我人都给磨没了！你这不叫磨皮,叫雾化。” Although the club owner 10,000 does not prefer, but eventually stubborn Chen Guang and Xue Lin, after that side police comrade receives the warning of warm-hearted people, had rushed to here in five minutes, but no one could prevent Chen Guang and Xue Lin these two „lunatic”. 俱乐部老板虽然一万个不情愿,但终究拗不过陈光和薛琳,那边警察同志接到热心群众的报警之后,已经在五分钟之内赶到了这里,但谁也阻止不了陈光和薛琳这两个“疯子”。 At first, responsible police comrade is the plan directly Xue Lin kidnapping, they thought that this small young was definitely brainwashed by the net red light, this is must breakneck. 起初,负责任的警察同志是打算直接把薛琳给绑走的,他们觉得这个小年轻肯定是被网红光洗脑了,这是要玩命啊。 Finally Xue Lin shake-out the military officer to prove, police comrade saw clearly in the document the duty of this young fellow, said after this was the special confidential task, poor manages matter. 结果薛琳抖出了军官证,警察同志看清楚证件上这位小伙子的职务,又说这是特殊的机密任务之后,也不怎么好管这事儿了。 But, the people are compelling Chen Guang and Xue Lin spend for ten minutes to write a contract, expounded that after this matter is passes through two people to think , decided that has all consequences, undertakes. 无奈之下,众人又是逼着陈光和薛琳花了十分钟写了份合同,阐明这件事是经过两人深思熟虑之后自行决定的,发生一切后果,自行承担。 When bustles about to turn over these things, in the situation that in Chen Guang does not know, the population between his live broadcasts, indeed is whiz whiz whiz in the bygone days whirlwind. 在忙忙乎乎倒腾这些事情时,在陈光都不知道的情况下,他这直播间的人数,的确是嗖嗖嗖的往天上飚。 „No one could prevent the versatile elder brother to do to be big.” “谁也阻止不了全能哥作大死了。” „Quite pitiful, this young fellow is very graceful a person, how can be the mental illness?” “好可怜,这小伙子挺帅一人啊,怎么会是个神经病呢？” „Can some people relate Jin Shiyue? Hurries to give her telephoning to make her prevent her man!” “有人能联系到靳诗月吗？赶紧给她打电话让她阻止她男人啊！” „I am the Chen Guang primary school classmate, I can tell everyone very much responsiblily, this buddy died.” “我是陈光的小学同学,我可以很负责任的告诉大家,这哥们死定了。” „Strongly resists this type for not good anchor who the popularity has complete disregard for human life!” “强烈抵制这种为了人气草菅人命的无良主播！” „I am the acrobat in eastern Liaoning Art Group, my explicit told everyone, his was the crime! Is illegal! Without the specialized authentication, without undergoing the long-term specialized training, this letting honorable person makes the behavior of meat target, murders!” Finally had the professional to stand to accuse Chen Guang. “我是辽东艺术团的杂技演员,我明确的告诉大家,他这是犯罪！是违法！如果没有专业的认证,没有经过长期专业的训练,这种让真人做肉靶的行为,就是谋杀！”终于有业内人士站出来指责陈光了。 But online is not scolds the sound, really must look at the Chen Guang beforehand several videos, now instead most does not have the pressure, they also understand, let alone was puts one person there, even if bundled a mosquito on the wall, the versatile elder brother said that cut the left leg point of mosquito, could not injure its joint absolutely. 但网上也不全是骂声,真要看过陈光之前几部视频的,现在反而最没有压力,他们也明白,别说是放一人在那里了,哪怕捆个蚊子在墙上,全能哥说切蚊子的左腿尖,就绝对伤不到它的关节去。 „That acrobatic elder brother, I suggested that you first have a look at the versatile elder brother's micro blog.” “那位杂技哥,我建议你先去看看全能哥的微博。” „Light god! Please receive me for the disciple!” After five minutes, the acrobatic elder brother came back. “光神！请收我为徒！”五分钟后,杂技哥回来了。 „Smiled the urine, the acrobatic elder brother kneeling.” “笑尿,杂技哥给跪了。” In brief, this is about less than half the hour of setup time to get down, among Chen Guang this live broadcasts in popularity, not only does not have to weaken slightly, instead has gone against the crowds of coming in swarms 2 million, is still rising shortly upward! 总之,这大约小半个小时的准备时间下去,陈光这直播间里的人气,非但没有丝毫衰减,反而给蜂拥而至的围观群众顶过了两百万,眼瞅着还在往上涨！ A some not well-known warm-hearted warning people young clever mister face desperate watches among the live broadcasts, have mixed feelings is also awkward, among the Chen Guang live broadcasts the popularity exploded, that is great, invests on him can definitely the value return to the price. 某不知名的热心报警群众小聪先生一脸绝望的看着直播间,心情复杂又尴尬,陈光的直播间人气又爆了,这是好消息,投资在他身上肯定是能值回票价的。 But he actually must the live broadcast in oneself website do, if really had/left what basket, the small acute hearing indicated that presses strength mountain to be big. 可他却要在自己的网站里直播作死,万一真出了什么篓子,小聪表示压力山大。 No matter outside makes a racket must overturn the heavens, Chen Guang was actually the incomparably calm preparation begins. 甭管外面闹闹嚷嚷的要翻天,陈光却是无比淡定的准备开工了。 Flings to wave the arms about, Chen Guang to sees own club owner and onstage younger sister in the rear area eagerly, police comrades of several full cold sweat smile natural, „comrades, I must start!” 甩甩手,陈光冲着在后方眼巴巴看着自己的俱乐部老板、前台妹子,还有几名满头冷汗的警察同志潇洒一笑,“同志们,我要开动了！” Xue Lin is roaring loudly, „comes!” 薛琳大声咆哮着,“来吧！” Chen Guang compared the thumb to him, this young fellow can judge the quality of goods, others think oneself are doing dies greatly, he understands, this is eats meal to drink water to sleep completely the same piece of cake. 陈光给他比了个大拇指,还是这小伙子识货,别人都以为自己在做大死,就他明白,这完全就是吃饭喝水睡觉一样的小菜一碟嘛。 „Father! Mother! I love you!” little Comrade Xue has not controlled the mood eventually, roared. “爸！妈！我爱你们！”小薛同志终究还是没控制住心情,这么吼了一句。 Chen Guang: „......” 陈光:“……” WTF your anything meaning! Looked down upon the person? 卧槽你这什么意思！看不起人了是吧？ „Supports today to revenge to my brothers again, I go home to ask a girlfriend to get married honestly!” “撑过今天再给我的弟兄们报了仇,我就老老实实回家找个女朋友结婚！” little Comrade Xue came. 小薛同志又来了。 Whiz! 嗖！ A dart projects like lightning, center by Xue Lin earlobe less than one inch position. 一枚飞镖闪电般射出,正中薛琳耳垂旁不到一寸的位置。 Chen Guang could not endure, very sold the stem to get down to this grandson again, old man unique skill live broadcast quickly changes entertainment program! 陈光忍不了了,给这孙贼再这么卖梗下去,老夫这绝技直播快变娱乐节目了！ My this is not the talk show, you give our province province! 我这又不是脱口秀,你给我省省啊！ Whiz whiz whiz! 嗖嗖嗖！ Also is three darts departs, pokes respectively under the Xue Lin armpit and pants crotch. 又是三枚飞镖飞出,分别戳在薛琳的腋下与裤裆下面。 Flung several darts one after another, this familiar scene, the familiar feel, the familiar way, Chen Guang as if returned to poke the scene of hornet's nest in dart oneself initially. 接连甩了几镖,这熟悉的场景,熟悉的手感,熟悉的方式,陈光仿佛又回到了当初在飞镖界里自个把自己戳成马蜂窝的场景。 That is how deeply grieved passing, I paid many pain, the blood that flows even can full floaded operation the entire World inside the Grail pond, can grasp dart of unique skill this god, was the time holds a memorial service for the youth that the old man elapsed with a magnificent performance. 那是多么惨痛的过往,我付出了多少痛苦,流出来的血甚至能灌满整个杯中界的池塘,才能掌握这神之飞镖绝技啊,是时候用一场华丽的表演来祭奠老夫逝去的青春了。 This time, he grasped four darts simultaneously! 这一次,他同时抓起了四枚飞镖！ Among the live broadcasts in a piece calls out in alarm. 直播间里一片惊呼。 Eight! 八枚！ The computer previous piece covers the mouth pitiful yell. 电脑前一片掩嘴惨叫。 24! 二十四枚！ Before the computer, countless people blocked from the eye. 电脑前无数人遮住了眼睛。 „Transfers to me!” Chen Guang presses down the button, the disc starts to rotate slowly. “给我转！”陈光按下按钮,圆盘开始缓缓转动。 The audience masters scalp sends to explode. 观众老爷们头皮发炸。 The dart scatters like the raindrop! 飞镖如雨点般撒出！ „Adds the transmit immediately to me!” “给我加速转！” The audience masters dialed 110 once again! 观众老爷们又一次拨打了幺幺零！ The dart such as the rainstorm scatters! 飞镖如暴雨撒出！ „Changes speed the revolutions to me!” “给我变速转！” The audience masters concentrate to choke speechless! 观众老爷们无语凝噎！ The dart does not ask for money to scatter equally fiercely! 飞镖不要钱一样猛撒！ „Stops!” “停！” The disc stopped, finally can stop to rest. 圆盘停了下来,终于可以歇口气了。 Many people do not dare to look at the screen from the start, police comrade have pulled out the handcuff to stand behind Chen Guang silently, the ambulance that the club outside waits for gravely overshoots several white coats. 许多人压根就不敢去看屏幕,警察同志已经默默的掏出手铐站在陈光背后,俱乐部外面严正以待的救护车上冲下来数名白大褂。 „Well? All right?” “咦？没事？” Waits for the turntable to stop thoroughly, people discovered, on the big turntable little Comrade Xue still that big font, the innumerable darts same push densely and numerously his side like the thick patch of grass, but really did not have a dart wound to be tiny bit to him. 等转盘彻底停下来,人们才发现,诺大的转盘上小薛同志依然还是那个大字型,无数飞镖如同草丛一样将他身边挤得密密麻麻,但偏偏还真没一支镖伤到他一分一毫。 Gods!( To be continued.) 神了！(未完待续。)