CGA :: Volume #3

#265: The universe is spicy in a big way

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„This is recent several days has been accompanying your race car that leather clothing beautiful woman Lu Fei the strength of faith.” The Colored Glaze prompt illustration, „this inside has her intention, therefore you feel familiar, this woman worked as the god you completely.” “这是最近几天一直陪着你赛车那皮衣美女鲁菲的信念之力。”琉璃及时解说,“这里面有她的心念,所以你觉得熟悉,这女人完全把你当神了。” The Chen Guang great happiness, „that illuminated you saying that what I do let make her make now?” 陈光大喜,“那照你这么说,我让现在让她做什么都可以咯？” Colored Glaze shows the whites of the eyes, „you can try greatly. At least in her extricates before the mood of race car zealot, cannot resist your any request. What's wrong, do you want to rest her?” 琉璃翻个白眼,“你大可以试试。起码在她从赛车狂热者的情绪中解脱之前,是抵挡不了你任何要求的。怎么,你想睡了她？” „, How I possibly do not want that vulgar matter. Money is basic, has money what younger sister not to get so far as, I want to make her lead me to get rich!” A Chen Guang face disdains looks at Colored Glaze, „the god of your shortsighted bottom of the well!” “不不不,我怎么可能想那么俗的事情。钱才是根本,有钱什么妹子弄不到,我想让她带我发财啊！”陈光一脸不屑的看着琉璃,“你这个目光短浅的井底之神！” „Go away! Sand sculpture! The note lives this solitary one!” “滚！沙雕！注孤生！” „You do not understand!” Chen Guang is foul-mouthed, found one, unexpectedly with Lu Fei similar thick or thin, „whose this special is?” “你懂个屁！”陈光骂骂咧咧着,又找到一条,居然和鲁菲的差不多粗细,“这特么又是谁的？” „Death mother artillery of that Thailand, Wu Pan Junyao.” “那个泰国的死娘炮,伍潘俊曜的。” I was really bi the dog! 我真是哔了狗！ No wonder before I drink water that dead mother artillery has swayed side me, does not crack a joke, the old man started to fluster, a while must leave this goods distant point! 难怪在我喝水之前那死娘炮一直在我身边晃来晃去,不开玩笑,老夫开始慌了,等会儿一定要离这货远点！ Moreover the strength of also some sturdy faith, Colored Glaze does not have to explain actually again, Chen Guang does not need to want also to know, these audience at scene provide inevitably. 另外则还有些非常粗壮的信念之力,琉璃倒是没再多解释,陈光不用想也知道,这些必然都是在现场的观众们提供的。 In addition, but also the strength of some relatively sturdy faith, Chen Guang speculated that possibly from the person who some professional riders or are engaged in the race car related occupation. 除此之外,还有些相对粗壮的信念之力,陈光推测可能是来自一些职业车手或者从事赛车相关职业的人。 Car fan who likes watching the race car program, the strength of their faith are also surely more tyrannical than the average person. 喜欢看赛车节目的车迷,他们的信念之力必定也比普通人强横许多。 As for the largest silk classes is under nano-meter as for silk, then surely was in this world most ordinary people. 至于数量最多的蚕丝流乃至于蚕丝之下的纳米级,则必定是这世上最多的普罗大众了。 „Can the strength of these faith be increased? What world-class competition do I attend again how?” “这些信念之力能提升吗？我再去参加个什么世界级的比赛怎么样？” Colored Glaze shakes the head, „cannot, when the Car God training ground is greatly complete, the strength of faith has then determined the nature, how even if you displayed the ability not to help matters again.” 琉璃摇头,“不能,在车神训练场大圆满之时,信念之力便已经定了性,哪怕你再是怎么展现能力也无济于事了。” „, This promotion ability does not have, but also Divine Artifact! Really exploded weakly!” Chen Guang expressed despising extremely. “切,这点升级能耐都没有,还神器呢！真是弱爆了！”陈光表示一万分的鄙视。 „You, when World inside the Grail is your family cabbage? How must what kind of? Related to profound Divine Power and rule, I do not understand, do not look are only Car God training ground big complete. In this change of flash, if in Common God by some God World thoroughly comprehended, can rise the innumerable levels instantaneously continually, reaches the sky in a single bound! Almost can promote to my God Emperor boundary! Your this fellow. Resulted in cheaply also showed off cleverness.” “你当杯中界是你家大白菜呢？要怎样就怎样的咯？涉及到的高深神力和规则,就连我都不懂,你别看只是区区一个车神训练场的大圆满。在这一瞬间发生的变化,如果被某个神界里的凡神悟透了,就能瞬间连升无数级,一步登天！几乎能提升到我这个神皇境界！你这家伙。得了便宜还卖乖。” Chen Guang hehe, „line the line, cannot promote even. In any case besides the car race, I and truncates the pencil level is very fierce in the English and my DOTA level of Instant Sea learned, if can also be universally recognized as the world's strongest. What faith can also have the strength of that?” 陈光嘿嘿着,“行吧行吧,不能升级就算了。反正除了飙车之外,我在须臾海学会的英语、我的DOTA水平和削铅笔水平也很厉害啊,如果也能被公认为世界最强的话。也能有那什么信念之力吧？” Colored Glaze nods, „that is true. Completion of each World inside the Grail was divided into two parts, one of them, is you completes the test in World inside the Grail, latter half greatly is truly complete, actually wants you to be recognized in the real world, by gaining others you, when the god worships the strength of faith has!” 琉璃点头,“的确如此。每一个杯中界的完成本就分为两个部分,其中之一,是你在杯中界里完成考验,后半截的真正大圆满,却是要你在现实世界里得到公认,以获取别人把你当神来崇拜时产生的信念之力！” Chen Guang sighed layer on layer/heavily, „you says with me for the wool such important matter now! If we had known, I hit occupation DOTA.” 陈光重重叹了口气,“为毛这么重要的事情你现在才和我说！如果早知道,我就去打职业DOTA了。” „I said hidden the condition! Before because the limit of Exceedingly High Chalice I cannot tell you on own initiative. Exceedingly High Chalice chooses Redeemer, person who will not want that no pursue. This is also to your test. You must first show that own ambition, Exceedingly High Chalice will approve you truly. If what wants others to force somebody to do something he incapable of you to strive, that does want your what to use? You must have your subjective initiative! Now, I told you very much happily, you were qualified!” “我都说了是隐藏条件！之前因为通天圣杯的限制我并不能主动告诉你。通天圣杯选择救赎者,本就不会要那种毫无追求的人。这也算是对你的一次考验。你得先证明自己的野心,通天圣杯才会真正认可你。如果什么都要别人赶鸭子上架你才去争取,那要你何用？你得有自己的主观能动性！现在,我很高兴的告诉你,你合格了！” Mother egg, but also the subjective initiative got up, this woman looked at the thing that many should not look at recently! 妈蛋,还主观能动性起来了,这女人最近到底是看了多少不该看的东西！ Solemn should God Emperor by the Marxism-Leninism not washing? 堂堂神皇该不会被马列主义给洗进去了吧？ WTF, if the human hair lives this matter, Marx under dwelling place of the dead can also die with no regrets! 卧槽,如果真发生这种事情,九泉之下的马克思也会死而无憾的吧！ Approximately has the spectrum at heart, Chen Guang asked again: „Before I have looked in some profound imaginary novels. A person wants to become God, must collect strength of achievement Godspark belief. The strength of belief in the strength and these novels this Exceedingly High Chalice so-called faith write sounds like a meaning?” 心里已经大约有谱了,陈光再是问道:“以前我在一些玄幻小说里看过。一个人要成神,必须收集信仰之力成就神格。这通天圣杯所谓的信念之力和那些小说里写的信仰之力听起来是一个意思的咯？” Colored Glaze shakes the head, „do these make up wild stories the thing that pulls randomly you also to believe? What followers made some to be able to become God? You felt, in your world that several Gautama Buddha Jesus Christ these. Really to become God?” 琉璃摇头,“那些胡诌乱扯的东西你也信？弄些个什么信徒就能成神了？那你觉得,你这世界里那几个释迦牟尼啊耶稣基督这些。是真的成神了吗？” „They?” “难道他们没有？” Colored Glaze hehe shakes the head, „died died, deceased person how tenth god? I said is the strength of faith, but for ease of you understood that is far from these that you look at talk nonsense in the novel the strength of so-called belief is so simple. You can its understanding be, everyone in this world and Exceedingly High Chalice was having the spiritual connection imperceptibly. The thoughts in these person of brains, can become the strength that Exceedingly High Chalice transforms, that is all.” 琉璃呵呵摇头,“死了就死了,死人如何成神？我之所以说是信念之力,只是为了便于你理解而已,远非你看的那些瞎扯淡小说里所谓的信仰之力那么简单。你可以将其理解为,这个世界上的所有人都和通天圣杯在无形中产生了精神联系。这些人脑子里的念头,可以变成通天圣杯转化的力量,仅此而已。” „The Earth person is so fierce!” “地球人这么厉害！” „Is such fierce!” “就是这么厉害！” „, The universe is so spicy in a big way! Why doesn't have the alien to worship me? I refuse to accept! I also want the extraterrestrial fan! Only has billions fans, is unhappy!” “那么,宇宙辣么大！为何没有外星人崇拜我？我不服！我也要外星粉丝！只有几十亿个粉丝,不开心！” „Kid you pours very has the idea, if really has the alien who which urges unlucky not to pay attention to run Earth to come up, the radiation range in Exceedingly High Chalice, indeed same will provide the strength of faith to you.” “小屁孩你倒挺有想法的嘛,如果真有哪个倒霉催的外星人不留神跑地球上来,处在通天圣杯的辐射范围之内,的确一样会给你提供信念之力。” Chen Guang two one, „meaning solemn Divine Artifact, covering the range is only Earth, exploded weakly? Universe big, Hodgen told you......” 陈光两手一摊,“意思堂堂神器,笼罩范围只是一颗地球的咯,弱爆了好吗？宇宙有多大,霍金告诉你……” „Shut up! This also not because of your extremely pit! If you can make Exceedingly High Chalice promote to Ninth Layer Heaven Beyond Heaven, naturally can cover this anything universe! I give you am may growth Divine Artifact! But you now also in the Spirit Appearing Heaven new village, one generation of Divine Artifact to your hand in are actually the striking power 1-2 rough wooden clubs! Do you special have a face to shut out others to be weak?” “闭嘴！这还不是因为你太坑！如果你能让通天圣杯提升到第九重天外天,当然可以笼罩这什么宇宙了！我给你的是可成长神器！但你丫现在还在见灵天的新手村,一代神器到你手里却是攻击力1-2的粗糙的木棍！你特么有脸嫌弃人家弱？” Ninth Layer Heaven Beyond Heaven! 第九重天外天！ Chen Guang rolls the eyes again crazily, another lifetime series. 陈光再度狂翻白眼,又一个有生之年系列。 Finally ascertains the matter, a Chen Guang thread of conversation revolution, „right, this statue can we trade one? The good and evil my solemn Huaxia person, this time opens GTR is also Wang Qing to me, is not my own electing, is the words influence that passes on not quite good?” 终于将事情问清楚,陈光话锋一转,“对了,这雕像咱能换一个吗？好歹我堂堂华夏人,这次开GTR也是王清给我的,又不是我自己的选,传出去的话影响不太好？” Colored Glaze hits a sound to refer, „you have two choices about the contour, its one, you Alto when Car God training ground, its two, are greatly complete GTR that you control. Which do you want?” 琉璃打个响指,“关于外形你有两个选择,其一,你在车神训练场里的奥拓,其二,大圆满时你驾驭的GTR。你要哪个？” „Alto! I have the sentiment to Alto! Suspends here good-looking but useless goods in any case!” “奥拓吧！我对奥拓有感情！反正只是摆这里的样子货！” Colored Glaze nods, such as you hope. ” 琉璃点头,如你所愿。” Finishes barely the words, dazzled the cool war-god GTR statue, in an instant turned into seven floors high ultra-large Alto! 话音未落,原本炫酷的战神GTR雕像,刹那间变成了个七层楼高的超大奥拓！ Chen Guang sizes up the new statue, satisfaction is nodding, „also good, bringing makes the old effect. Return to original state is really high, the crack on headlight glass seems like is so practical.” 陈光打量着新雕像,满意点头,“还不错,自带做旧效果。还原度真是高,就连车灯玻璃上的裂纹看起来都这么写实。” Originally looks at the Alto car(riage) from outside unexpectedly is this appearance, wants to open this broken gadget wind to 400 yards carefully initially, is touching. 原来从外面看奥拓车居然是这幅模样,仔细想当初自己开着这破玩意儿飙到四百码,也是感人。 Circles one looked to side, Chen Guang calls out in alarm makes noise, „mother egg! Return to original state such high! Cannot give a car! This special half automobile body! This style I accept cannot! Receives in exchange GTR.” 绕到旁边一看,陈光惊叫出声,“妈蛋啊！还原度这么高的啊！就不能给个整车啊！这特么还是半截车身啊！这个画风我接受不能啊！还是换回GTR吧。” Colored Glaze: „Sorry, the opportunity that be only chooses one time, has not resulted in trades.” 琉璃:“抱歉,只有一次选择的机会,没得换了。” Chen Guang was turns head to look at for a long time half Alto again, „thinks carefully, the artistic feeling of half car(riage) compared with new race car/taxi driver! Also is not unacceptable.” 陈光再是扭头看了许久的半截奥拓,“仔细想,半截车的艺术感要比一辆新的跑车强多了！也不是不能接受。” A Q spirit is always such easy-to-use!( To be continued.) 阿Q精神从来就是这么好用！(未完待续。)
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