Next day, Chen Guang rare cannot get up early, when he opens eyes is 10 : 00 am, he by Lady White Snake that sharp voice awakening by noise. 翌日,陈光难得的没能早起,当他睁眼时已经是上午 10 点过,他是被白娘子那尖利的嗓音给吵醒的。 These two grandsons, get out of bed are not peaceful, Lady White Snake is lying near the head of Bear Two incarnation golden hair Lion King, provides the gentle intimate roaring type to awaken the service. 这俩孙子,一起床就不安生,白娘子正趴在熊二的脑袋边化身金毛狮王,提供温柔贴心的咆哮式叫醒服务。 However a Bear Two night is dead drunk, now the condition is just good, Lady White Snake's roaring type awakens the service also to take him to have no alternative. 不过熊二一夜酣醉,现在状态正佳,白娘子的咆哮式叫醒服务也拿他没奈何。 Chen Guang opens the awake song sleepy eyes, looks at Lady White Snake at various there performances, always thought that his having ulterior motives , the surface seems like tossing about Bear Two, actually frightened an unbearable matter him in the retaliation in secret last night. 陈光睁开惺忪睡眼,看白娘子在那里各种表演,总觉得这丫挺的醉翁之意不在酒,表面像是在折腾熊二,暗中却是在报复昨晚自己将他吓了个够呛的事情。 I know you to be small-minded, almost deceived to you. 要不是我知道你小肚鸡肠,差点就给你骗了呢。 „Your howling egg! Saw my earthenware cooking pot big fist? Believes me to make you change the national treasure?” Chen Guang roared ill-humoredly. “你嚎个卵啊！看见我这砂锅大的拳头了吗？信不信我让你变国宝？”陈光没好气的吼了一句。 Lady White Snake has turned away, hehe, „, is the light master awaking? Needs small(this little one) to go for you to buy the breakfast?” 白娘子转过脸来,嘿嘿着,“哟,光老爷醒了啊？需不需要小的去给您买早餐？” A Chen Guang brain revolution, nod, „also good, I rest to doze off again after waking up early again, helping me bring the bowl gruel, takes four steamed stuffed buns again.” 陈光脑筋一转,点头,“也行,我再睡个回笼觉,帮我带碗稀饭,再要四个包子。” Lin Jingwei washes, walks from the entrance, asked: „Compared with usually many one?” 林经纬洗漱完毕,从门口走进来,问道:“比平时多一个？” The Chen Guang heart bah, how this he observed such carefully, is difficult to be inadequate in the bedroom truly death gay of hidden is not Lady White Snake, but is this goods? 陈光心头呸了一声,怎么这丫观察这么仔细,难不成寝室里真正隐藏的死基佬不是白娘子,而是这货？ „This Sir the long body, is eating the long head, you understand anything, I am stuffy a while.” Said that Chen Guang is one falls down, this morning the rare class does not have, when the summer hates to get out of bed hot. “本大爷正长身体,多吃长个头,你们懂什么,我再闷一会儿。”说完陈光又是一头栽倒,今天上午难得一节课都没有,正是夏日炎炎赖床时。 Naturally has the class is not unimportant, afternoon class was several hundred people of enlarged classes, Chen Guang also plans to escape directly. 当然有没有课并不重要,下午的课是数百人的大课,陈光也打算直接逃了。 Do not ask why the elder brother so dazzles cool, king of skipping classes always rules by force, did not mention by name already, the roll-call knelt in the teacher entrance desire forgives. 别问哥为何如此炫酷,逃课之王一向霸道,不点名则已,点名就去跪在老师门口乞求原谅。 Finally his dozes off again after waking up early has not rested comfortably, Queen Wen Wen makes the phone call rarely personally, does not dare not to meet. 结果他这回笼觉也没睡得多舒坦,文雯女王难得亲自打来电话,不敢不接。 „For these days where Chen Guang did you run go? The game has not seen you to hit, the library you do not come, plays to vanish with me?” The voice of Queen Wen Wen sounds is very unhappy. When the consequence was very serious, making Chen Guang remember past this woman more than ten seconds to take down indistinctly everywhere the hooligan scene. “陈光你这几天跑哪儿去了呢？游戏也没见你打,图书馆你也不来,跟我玩儿消失呢？”文雯女王的声音听起来很是不开心。后果很严重,让陈光隐约想起了当年这女人十几秒放倒满地小混混时的场面。 Although the elder brother also calculates half expert now, but compares with this female tyrannosaurus, without has really compared. The Chen Guang determination, can I live probably for 30 seconds? 虽然哥现在也算半个高手了,但和这位女暴龙比起来,哪怕没真比过。陈光自觉,我大概可以活三十秒？ If nothing else, on the Second Uncle Wen that inner strength method, Chen Guang, although has not asked that also knows that the Wen Wen skill does not stop the surface is so simple. 别的不说,就文二叔那内劲的手段,陈光虽不曾问过,也知道文雯的身手绝不止表面那么简单。 Hurrying numb slip sits the straight body. Flinging ruthlessly the head, will be sobered shortly by own thought that before the official opens the mouth, Mr. Chen Guang first organized a thought that thing that in order to avoid certain should not say saying inadvertently. 赶紧麻溜的坐直身子。狠狠的甩甩脑袋,让自己思维顷刻清醒过来,在正式张口之前,陈光老爷先组织了一下思维,以免把某些不该说的东西给说漏嘴了。 „Don't you know? Yesterday our class received group of foreign guests, the background may be big, professor and outstanding student of Massachusetts Institute of Technology. As of late all our personnel people gather round this matter night and day, everyone is much more tired, I have not been idling , helping prepare the paper together. Also really let alone. Yesterday this received us to make well, that MA professor appreciated our class Nong the appearance of paper probably very much.” “你不知道啊？昨儿我们班接待了批外宾,来头可大了,麻省理工的教授和高材生呢。最近这段时间我们全班人都围着这事连轴转,大家都累得够呛,我也没闲着,帮着一起准备论文呢。还真别说。昨天这接待我们弄得不错,那位麻省教授好像很欣赏我们班弄的论文的样子。” Chen Guang hehe. 陈光嘿嘿着。 Telephone another Wen Wen bah, „you? Also is helping the preparation paper? Is more of a hindrance than a help?” 电话另一头的文雯呸了一声,“就你？还帮着准备论文？帮倒忙吧？” Chen Guang refused to accept, „I told you! Do not look down on the person, I am a main army!” 陈光不服了,“我跟你讲！你别小瞧人,我可是主力军！” „Serves tea the main army who hands over the water!” “端茶递水的主力军吧！” „Good, was seen through by you, the paper is mainly Sun Xiaoxun they in the lane, our these male students also hit to overcome the hand, but this wins for the motherland, wins glory the matter that for the school. We affirm help. Pours has not delayed me to review four levels, after all is the foreign guest receives, I got extra classes on English following the paper ruthlessly.” “好吧,被你识破了,论文主要是孙小逊她们在弄,我们这些男生也就打打下手,不过这为国争光,为学校争光的事情。我们肯定得帮忙。倒也没耽搁我复习四级,毕竟是外宾接待,我顺着论文狠狠的补了补英语。” The lie in this world, is easiest-to-use is it possible that as if for real. Chen Guang is deep concisely, even if will be seen through in the future, can quibble is your Miss Wen own comprehending ability has the issue, I may not have deliberately to hide the truth from you. 这世上的假话,最好用莫非半真半假。陈光深得其中精要,哪怕将来被识破,也可以狡辩是你文大小姐自己的领会能力有问题,我可没刻意瞒着你。 Un, this can avoid taking a beating, drives ten thousand years of ship carefully. 恩,这样可以避免挨揍,小心驶得万年船啊。 „That becomes. I was worrying that disturbs you to study, since you that today came out to accompany me to relax recently, alternates work with rest. Gives you ten minutes, hurries to wear the clothes to get out of bed, I in the school entrance you, directly soar the Internet cafe! My hand was itchy!” “那成。我正担心干扰你学习呢,既然你最近那今天就出来陪我放松放松,劳逸结合嘛。给你十分钟,赶紧穿衣服起床,我在校门口等你,直奔网吧！我手痒了！” Originally, Great School Beauty Wen makes the phone call to salute on own initiative is false, the hand itchy is real. 原来,文大校花主动打来电话以示慰问是假,手痒是真。 Said , the Chen Guang a little hand was also itchy, acted immediately the deft putting on clothes. 讲真,陈光自己也有点手痒,立马动作麻利的穿衣服。 When the clothes put on to half, Bear Two of side hangover actually looked like the alarm clock, fierce sat straight the body on the punch press on, then the zombie has turned away, looked at Chen Guang, stuffy sound said: „Brother Guang good morning!” 衣服穿到一半时,旁边宿醉的熊二却像闹钟般到了点儿,猛的就冲床上坐直了身子,然后僵尸般转过脸来,看了眼陈光,闷声道:“光哥早上好！” „Un, Uncle bear was laborious.” “恩,熊大爷辛苦了。” When the clothes all put on, Lin Jingwei and Lady White Snake carried with the hand a large package to come back, has saying that Lin Jingwei really had the talent of home good man, unexpectedly also very intimate also bought the breakfast for Bear Two, actually just. 衣服全穿好时,林经纬和白娘子一人手提着个大包回来了,不得不说,林经纬真是有居家好男人的天赋,居然还十分贴心的给熊二也买了早点,倒是刚好。 The however as soon as three grandsons listen to Chen Guang to plan to take the steamed stuffed bun gruel to travel, had the curiosity to his whereabouts. 不过三孙子一听陈光打算拿着包子稀饭跑路,就对他的去向产生了强烈的好奇心。 Chen Guang had no alternative, goes to the matter of square to put three people of pigeons, the heart was ashamed, then said honestly oneself must go to two people black with Wen Wen. 陈光没奈何,去片场的事情又放了三人鸽子,心头惭愧,便老老实实的说了自己要和文雯去开二人黑。 Three people of this does not comply, Bear Two that even if just sobered up also came the spirit, being probable to follow. 三人这就不答应了,哪怕是刚醒酒的熊二也来了精神,非得要跟着去。 After all, a while ago a Chen Guang that startled great wild goose present DOTA masterstroke/divine skill, had made these three frog in a well deeply subdue. 毕竟,前段时间陈光那惊鸿一现的DOTA神技,已经让这三个井底之蛙深深折服。 They really want to know, after Chen Guang and Wen Wen these two big experts compose the Internet cafe to be implicated two people are black, is a how fearful scene, in that partitions high surely is blustery, countless heroes compete to bow! 他们实在想知道,陈光与文雯这两大高手组成网吧连坐二人黑之后,将会是多么可怕的一副光景,那高分段里必定是一番风起云涌,无数英雄竞折腰啊！ The stubborn people, Chen Guang has to hold one's nose to comply. 拗不过众人,陈光只好捏着鼻子应了。 „I told you, the offensive talk said in front, I will not bring your three side dish chickens, after all the elder brother and Wen Wen hit was over 5000 high partition!” “我跟你们讲,丑话说在前面,我可不会带你们这三个小菜鸡,毕竟哥和文雯打的都是五千分以上的高分段！” Not long, Chen Guang by these three 4000 player various shame, nowadays, can actually with this nostril tone upwards say that they are the side dish chickens. 曾几何时,陈光被这三个四千分选手各种羞辱,现如今,却能用这种鼻孔朝天的语气说他们是小菜鸡。 Endured that to be March's hell training, chart isn't this time? 熬过那长达三月的地狱训练,图的不就是今时今日么？ Three people of head chicken pecking meter/rice are the same. 三人脑袋点的小鸡啄米一样。 „Observing and emulating learn/study is a lord, close to School Beauty is auxiliary.” Lin Jingwei said with a smile. “观摩学习为主,接近校花为辅。”林经纬笑道。 „Hey, is Gao Ya/elegant?” “喂,是高雅吗？” „WTF! Do not be noisy! I crack a joke!” “卧槽！别闹！我就开个玩笑！” „Do not fluster the telephone not to dial.” “别慌电话没拨通。” Chen Guang shoves open Lin Jingwei, „good was good, is not noisy, towed Great School Beauty Wen to act crazy again.” 陈光将林经纬推开,“行了行了,不闹了,再拖文大校花就得发飙了。” Four people hurry eats the steamed stuffed bun while charges into the school entrance, on the road Chen Guang is fierce lives in the foot, rejoiced secretly, the elder brother thought is luckily prudent and meticulous, almost harmed the important matter. 四人赶紧一边啃包子一边冲向校门口,路上陈光又是猛的顿住脚,暗自庆幸,幸好哥思维慎密,差点误了大事。 „Right also had a matter, you remember surely.” “对了还有个事,你们千万记得。” Three people of the appearance that sees his to be critical situation, thinks that he has any huge secret. 三人见他这如临大敌的样子,以为他是有什么天大的秘密。 „A while saw Wen Wen, but do not make her know elder brother's English earth-shaking today we are no longer as we have been! Was sure to remember, was sure to remember, is very important!” “等会儿见了文雯,可千万不要让她知道哥的英语已经翻天覆地今非昔比了！切记,切记,十分重要！” „Is this for the wool?” Lady White Snake scratches the head puzzled, the other two are also bewildered. “这是为毛？”白娘子不解挠头,另外两人也一脸茫然。 Bear Two asked: „Don't you like acting cool very much? This is a very good opportunity!” 熊二问:“你不是很喜欢装逼吗？这是个很好的机会啊！” Chen Guang trampled his foot, „secret cannot divulge! In any case you to me! Who dares to leak, is the enemy of my life!”( To be continued.) 陈光踹了他一脚,“天机不可泄露！反正你们都给我记好了！谁敢泄密,就是我一生之敌！”(未完待续。)