The endocrater father's truncation pen test was supported by him eventually, do not ask that he truncated many pencils, he said that does not want to reply, is not willing to recall. 巨坑爹的削笔考验终究还是被他撑了过来,不要问他到底削了多少铅笔,他本人表示不想回答,也不愿回忆。 In brief, if later some people said again he works not to have the perseverance, the deficient patience, he affirmed that a big slap in the face pats on the face. 总之,以后如果再有人说他做事没长性,缺乏耐心,他肯定一个大耳刮子拍人脸上。 Sand sculpture, what you face is one can truncating pencil broken matter practices without parallel in history, in history the strongest person, you dares saying that I don't have the perseverance? 沙雕,你面对的可是一个能把削铅笔这种破事都练到空前绝后,史上最强的人,你敢说我没有长性？ Good, from now, Mr. Chen Guang no suspense is this Earth and even in entire universe, in history most will truncate the person of pencil! 不错,从此以后,陈光老爷毫无悬念的将会是这地球乃至全宇宙中,有史以来最会削铅笔的人！ In history strongest lead editorial corrections! 史上最强铅笔削手！ Although there is no egg to use. 虽然这并没有什么卵用。 Comes out from World inside the Grail, he has not seen Colored Glaze God Emperor, this woman decides today does not appear. 从杯中界里出来时,他也没有看到琉璃神皇,这女人今天是打定主意不出现了。 The ray circulation, he appears in the bedroom once again, Lin Jingwei and Lady White Snake just now crawl the bedside, is planning to mount a ladder, in the real world only passed was less than ten seconds. 光芒流转,他又一次出现在寝室里,林经纬和白娘子两人才刚爬到床边,正打算上梯子,现实世界里还是只过去了不到十秒钟。 The putting down cup silently, Chen Guang pulls a paper goods from nearby pulling out paper carton, movement covert wiped an eye. 默默的放下杯子,陈光从旁边的抽纸盒里扯出一张纸巾,动作隐蔽的抹了把眼睛。 The mother egg, I look at these two grandsons' briefs unexpectedly wet the eye socket, really awkward. 妈蛋,我竟看着这俩孙子的三角裤湿了眼眶,真特么尴尬。 Chen Guang well-remembered sitting on the chair, adjusted for a long time mood, sets out to walk toward the restroom slowly, the preparation takes a cold bath. 陈光茫茫然的坐在椅子上,调整了许久的心情,才缓缓起身往厕所走去,准备冲个冷水澡。 This World inside the Grail is a little big to his impact, does not sleep absolutely not to have the method slow the god. 这次杯中界对他的冲击有点大,不睡一觉根本就没法子缓过神来。 Stands under the faucet, feels the icy cold cold water washout, Chen Guang is reorganizing the train of thought. 站在水龙头下面,感受着冰凉的冷水冲刷,陈光整理着思绪。 Said honestly, to World inside the Grail such pit one time, pouring is not completely the misdemeanor. 坦白说,给杯中界这样坑一次,倒也不完全是坏事。 At least makes Chen Guang sober clearly recognized fact, that is this thing really must cheat, is completely unreasonable, without bottom line. 起码让陈光清醒的认清了个事实,那就是这玩意真的是要坑人的,是完全不讲道理,没有底线的。 Once he also naive thinking, this thing, although might appear anytime and anywhere, and immediately detected own thought to decide the World inside the Grail final shape, but at least should slightly normal. 曾经的他还天真的以为,这玩意虽然随时随地都有可能出现,并且即时侦测自己的思维敲定杯中界的最终形态,但至少稍微应该正常一点。 Until now, even if most does not have the DOTA2 hell training of value and significance, the good and evil also makes his level of this game practice to reach the pinnacle. Even if the actual battle efficiency can only support 1-2 competitions, with acting cool is ready proper was sufficient. 迄今为止,哪怕是最没有价值和意义的DOTA2地狱训练,好歹也让他这游戏的水平练到登峰造极。哪怕实际战斗力只能支撑1-2比赛,拿出去装逼是妥妥的够用了。 He relaxed vigilantly. 以至于他放松了警惕。 Tonight such a does to World inside the Grail, the icy cold cold water that just like front the head Water Dragon sprays, calling him to be instantaneously sober. 今晚给杯中界这么一搞,正如头上水龙头里喷射出来的冰凉冷水,叫他瞬间清醒。 Cannot relax! 不能放松啊！ If when the squatting large size touches this cup. Really must change the prolapse of rectum king to kill! 如果在蹲大号的时候碰这杯子。真的是要变脱肛王出人命啊！ Yeah? 哎？ Mother egg, normal human not when the squatting large size does drink water? 妈蛋,正常人类都不会在蹲大号的时候喝水吧？ Isn't my frightens itself? 我这不是自己吓自己么？ Good! 哦哟,不错哦！ Chen Guang pats the forehead, is the brain short-circuits, even Baipa did not have the possible matter for a long time. 陈光一拍脑门,也是自己脑筋短路,平白怕了许久没可能发生的事情。 Precisely. So long as does not need to change the prolapse of rectum king, what matter on this Earth also has is I cannot stir up? 就是嘛。只要不用变脱肛王,这地球上还有什么事情是我惹不起的吗？ In history strongest lead editorial corrections this setting, I gave to clench teeth to support, what difficulty but also there is I cannot support? 就连史上最强铅笔削手这个设定,我都给咬着牙撑下来了,还有什么难关是我撑不过去的吗？ Happy! 开心！ The mood all of a sudden becomes excellent, the present was the night, Chen Guang wants to blow two whistlings to celebrate. 心情一下子变得大好,要不是现在是深夜了,陈光都想吹两口口哨庆祝庆祝。 Takes a bath, on the lying down bed, he starts to calculate. 洗完澡,躺床上,他又开始盘算起来。 This 2-3 weeks, World inside the Grail came four times. 这都2-3周了,杯中界才来四次。 Emma, that is 3,000 Worlds! 艾玛,那可是三千世界啊！ The old men counted on the fingers. According to at present this speed, must complete entire Test of 3,000 Worlds, mother egg, at least needs 60 years. 老夫掐指一算。按照目前这速度,要完成整整三千世界的考验,妈蛋,至少要六十年。 Now I am 20 years old, wait till 80 years old, I also in the doing duty of bitter? 如今我二十岁整,岂不是等到八十岁了,我还在苦哈哈的做任务？ I scratch the kind, by that time, even if I become the lord of what 3,000 Worlds the Colored Glaze mouth said that has hundred million to sprout/moe the younger sister absolutely. 我擦类,到那时候,就算我成了琉璃嘴里说的什么三千世界之主,坐拥万万亿个萌妹子。 Experienced such, has a mind to kill the thief radically. Is unable to save the situation! 都老成那样儿了,根本就有心杀贼。无力回天嘛！ Difficult to be inadequate I really only to enjoy that so-called pit father „spiritual bond”? 难不成我真就只能享受那所谓的坑爹“神交”？ I do not want Plato, I only want the full near body to fight hand-to-hand! 我不要柏拉图,我只想要酣畅淋漓的近身肉搏！ Such thinks, at heart is really pull Liangba cool! 这样一想,心里真是拔凉拔凉的呢！ Is baffling the whole body unable to raise the vigor to come. 让人丧气得浑身都提不起劲儿来呢。 Wait, what did I also forget probably? 等等,我好像还忘了点什么？ Said a moment ago. That calculated very good situation! 刚才说的。那都算很好的情况了！ According to urogenous that so-called Divine Artifact promotes, more to the later period, this promotion time towed longer more. 按照所谓神器升级的尿性,越是到了后期,这升级时间拖得就越长。 could it be , will the brilliance heavy responsibility of my Redeemer, lose to the time finally? 难道说,我这救赎者的光辉重任,最终会败给时间？ The people come out incurably, did I first give to pass away? 人没救出来,我自己先给老死了？ In solemn Endless Divine World overawes the world Colored Glaze God Emperor Redeemer. Because actually passes away while still alive, but the duty failure, such setting, is passing the stock throughly desperate! 堂堂无尽神界之中威震天下的琉璃神皇的救赎者。却因为活活老死而任务失败,这样的设定,透着股彻头彻尾的绝望啊！ What a pity Colored Glaze now as if in choke-out pass/test, otherwise Chen Guang really wants to call her to come with the attainment that she exchanged one to come out well a moment ago, looked that she had to prepare what subsequent hand. 可惜琉璃现在似乎在闭死关,不然陈光真想唤出她来和她好好交流一番自己刚才想出来的心得,看她是不是有准备什么后手。 Thinks carefully, she is impossible that the pit father, cannot think including such simple truth. 仔细想,她不可能那么坑爹,连这么简单的道理都想不到。 Can since I become Redeemer to start, was doomed to live forever? 会不会自从我成为救赎者开始,就注定了要长生不老？ That I must in the leads with certain telecines be the same, unceasingly helplessly looks that the beloved person did die old? 那岂不是我得和某些电视电影里的主角一样,不断眼睁睁的看着心爱之人一个个苍老死去？ Teaching from star? 来自星星的都教授？ Can this plot the too oppressive heart? 这个剧情会不会太虐心了点？ Nowadays is not popular this oppressive love plot! 现如今不流行这种虐恋的剧情了啊！ Blurry within, Chen Guang also had no ability to continue to indulge in flights of fancy, today various types toss about, was really exhausted, lies down is lying down, two shut, rested thoroughly. 迷迷糊糊间,陈光也没什么能耐继续胡思乱想了,今日各种折腾,实在疲惫不堪,躺着躺着,两眼一闭,就彻底睡死了过去。 For a long time later, most at night, on the writing desk under his bed, Exceedingly High Chalice is spilling over the white ray slightly. 许久之后,大半夜间,他床下的写字台上,通天圣杯正微微泛出白色的光芒。 Colored Glaze God Emperor demented laughter ghosts and demons reverberation in cup, but volume actually thin such as mosquito, even if unable to hear in Chen Guang of upper berth. 琉璃神皇癫狂的笑声鬼魅般回荡在杯子里,不过音量却细如蚊呐,哪怕是在上铺的陈光都无法听到。 „! The old ladies were successful! Finally success! Finally did not need to pass this person condemned to death same day of again! Old ladies! This Emperor! Great-aunt I! Can access the net! Ha! This great-aunt from the put under house arrest prisoner, the dwelling female who turning is unable to go out! This simply is the qualitative leap!” “哇哈哈哈哈！老娘成功了！终于成功了！终于不用再过这死囚一样的日子了！老娘！本皇！姑奶奶我！可以上网了！哈哈哈！本姑奶奶从被人软禁的囚犯,变成无法出门的宅女了！这简直是质的飞跃！” Whole body smooth Colored Glaze God Emperor paints a portrait on Exceedingly High Chalice dances with joy, if some people saw the portrait on this cup also to dance at this time unexpectedly, a would-be son frightening the soul has the hole. 浑身光溜溜的琉璃神皇画像在通天圣杯上手舞足蹈,如果这时候有人看见这杯子上的画像居然还能跳舞,一准儿给吓得灵魂出窍。 Also is luckily, Chen Guang gives her „wear” the Kitty coat, has not been exposed actually the risk of exposition. 也是幸好,陈光给她“穿着”哈喽Kitty外衣,倒是没有走光暴露的风险。 Waits for this insane woman to be finally law-abiding, is seeing the decoration painting fierce anchorage on cup wall, at once thin such as the white textile fiber of hair finds out from the decoration painting finger slowly, near the wall along the cup has extended downward, at once touches on the table, is, has crawled along the table again downward, directly soars the Chen Guang host computer, gripped. This has not calculated, waited for the period of time, is another white textile fiber finds out, along the desk and a steel pipe of bed body, the boston ivy following goes upward, quiet crossed the Chen Guang head, pricks him to place in the cell phone of bedhead. 等这疯女人终于安分下来,就见着杯壁上的装饰画猛的定住,旋即一道细如毛发的白色纤维从装饰画手指上慢慢探出,沿着杯子边壁一直往下延伸,旋即触到桌子上,再是紧接着,就沿着桌子一直往下爬,直奔陈光的电脑主机,一头扎了进去。这还不算完,等了一阵子,又是另一根白色纤维探出,沿着书桌和床铺一体的钢管,爬山虎般顺着往上去,悄无声息的翻过陈光脑袋,刺入他放在床头的手机里。 After two textile fibers flash through the brilliance shortly, vanishes gradually gloomily. 两道纤维短暂闪过光辉之后,渐渐暗淡消失。 Colored Glaze God Emperor hit a sound to refer to World inside the Grail, „became!” 琉璃神皇在杯中界里打了个响指,“成了！” At once she also thought aloud, „wants to maintain the internet as if to exhaust many Divine Power, my sparkling stone clothes feather robe? Ok, does not manage, may harbor evil thoughts to me! The internet is important, in this world was all right accessing the net more important than!” 旋即她又自言自语,“就是想维持上网似乎得耗去不少神力,我这莹裳羽衣？算了,不管了,可给我憋坏了！上网重要,这世上没什么事比上网更重要了！” Colored Glaze God Emperor plans to access the net to make anything, now also no one knows, can an assured point, be only the Chen Guang cell phone current capacity must certainly explode.( To be continued.) 琉璃神皇打算上网做什么,现在还没人知道,唯一可以笃定的一点,就是陈光的手机流量肯定要爆炸了。(未完待续。) PS: 【I reply each book review, thanked each to hit to enjoy my reader, but some so many people, are not willing to arrive at the beginning to come the genuine to support me, said, a little loses at heart. Subscribed receives compared with already the card in 30 : 1-2 days, looks at others' 10 : 1, 15 : 1, a little happy. The good elder brothers, where you to go to! The chapter of today first sent, this words, could not hold.】 PS:【我回复每一个书评,感谢每一个打赏了我的读者,但还是有那么多人,不肯到起点来正版支持我,讲真,心里有点失落。订收比已经卡在三十比1-2了,看着别人的十比一,十五比一,有点开心不起来。好哥哥们,你们都去哪里了啊！今天的这一章先发了吧,这点话,憋不住了。】