What to do if he did give to plunge to death? 万一他给摔死了怎么办？ This fearful thought silently from presenting in many hearts flood, but they cannot determine, they are unable to raise to prevent the idea of Chen Guang. The renewal is quickest 这可怕的念头默默从在场许多人心中泛起,但他们又不敢确定,以至于他们都无法升起去阻止陈光的想法。更新最快 After all many people had once looked at his two fingers of the video of meeting the bullet, matter that if in that video has real, then he can from the eighth floors jump down, and safe and sound as if can also understand? 毕竟很多人都曾看过他两指接子弹的视频,如果那视频里面所发生的事情是真的,那么他可以从八楼跳下来并且安然无恙似乎也能理解？ Moreover, the manager and securities is also thinking, Chen Guang decided matter that must handle, are oneself these people capable of preventing. 另外,经理和保安们也想着,陈光决定要去做的事情,自己这些人有没有能力去阻止。 After all that has the man of the world's strongest physical strength, what matter he must handle, who can really be able to block him? 毕竟那可是拥有世界最强腕力的男人,他要做什么事情,谁能真拦得住他？ Perhaps can only report to the police, making the police prevent him, but now also without enough time! 恐怕只能报警,让警察来阻止他吧,但现在也来不及了啊！ The words come back, Chen Guang like this is too rich and powerful also some younger sisters' celebrity not possible brains to have committing suicide of pit, he is not silly. 话又回来,陈光这样有钱有势又有妹的名人不太可能脑子有坑的轻生,他又不傻。 Regarding this only then an explanation, he to jumping from an upper story this matter is really experienced! 对此只有一个解释,他对跳楼这种事情真有经验！ „Hey, haven't you blocked him? Really makes this fool jump from an upper story? What to do plunged to death may?” “喂,你们还不去拦住他？真让这傻子跳楼吗？摔死了可怎么办？” The old swindler is actually not anxious, leisurely copies to begin to say. 老骗子倒是一点儿也不急,优哉游哉的抄着手道。 He does not believe from the start Chen Guang will really jump. 他压根就不相信陈光会真跳。 The manager could not bear, „doesn't venerable, you really know him?” 经理忍不住了,“老先生,你真不认识他？” The old swindler has person of high skill style shouldering both hands, has an arrogance very much, „candid person usually was infatuated with easily, resolves to save others to save oneself, struggles to assign/life with the day, where has the free time to pay attention to what star celebrities. A candid person age, did not know that small young is very strange? I want you actually, is all right the multi- emphasis useful matter, being short, in that what is small on the fresh meat to spend the time, waste time. The stars are also the person, nothing extraordinary, little pursues star, multi- clerks. On his boy, many big age? Young people are too careless, what does he understand?” 老骗子颇有高人风范的背负双手,很有股傲气,“本真人素来醉心易,立志救人救己,与天争命,哪有空闲关注什么明星名流。本真人一把年纪了,不认识个小年轻很奇怪吗？我倒是要你们,没事多关注点有用的事情,少在那什么小鲜肉身上花功夫,浪费时间。明星也是人,没什么了不得的,少追星,多干事。就他这小子,才多大年岁？嘴上无毛,办事不牢,他懂什么？” What if the old swindler complained was other what star, referred to erratically also really can draw to him to the person who had a common goal much, the target that but he aimed at pitifully called Chen Guang. 如果老骗子吐槽的是别的什么明星,指不定还真能给他拉到不少志同道合的人,但可惜他对准的目标叫陈光。 He thinks before the opinion of being well-founded actually can only let him , the recluse person of high skill image that in people's mind establishes crashes rapidly, he more is proud more looks down upon Chen Guang, more appears his ignorance and ignorance. 他自以为有理有据的言论却只能让他之前在众人心目中建立起来的隐士高人形象迅速崩塌,他越是自负越是瞧不起陈光,就越显得他的无知与愚昧。 The manager really cannot bear, fishes out the cell phone, „venerable I looks at a video to you, you looked probably understood.” 经理实在忍不住,摸出手机来,“老先生我给你看个视频吧,你大概看了就明白了。” „Any strange thing, the candid person may have no interest.” “什么奇奇怪怪的东西,本真人可没兴趣。” On old swindler mouth like this, but eye actually glancing cannot help but to the phone screen of manager, above Chen Guang micro blog, inside opens before , he two fingers on the airplanes of beautiful numerous navigation meets a bullet photography effect best video, from a netizen named lol2333, does not know is anyone on airplane. 老骗子嘴上这样着,但眼睛却不由自主的瞟向经理的手机屏幕,上面正是陈光的微博,里面打开的正是之前他在美众航的飞机上两指接子弹拍摄效果最好的一部视频,来自一名叫lol2333的网友,也不知道是飞机上的谁。 Only in listens to the cell phone of manager to be released externally transmits a sound, inside opened fire. 只听经理的手机外放里传来啪的一声响,里面开枪了。 Again then, pupil simply uncontrolled opening of suddenly old swindler, stupidly looks in the video Chen Guang that two hand fingers, like each first time person who sees this video is the same. 再然后,老骗子的瞳孔根本不受控制的猛然睁大,傻愣愣看着视频里陈光那两根手指头,如同每一个第一次看到这视频的人一样。 „What is this?” “这是什么啊？” „, Is this Mr. Chen , before is Chen Guang oneself, was stirred up trouble by the police in the US, then the pistol of police accidentally discharged, he uses two fingers the picture that the bullet catches.” “喏,就是这位陈先生,也就是陈光本人之前在美国被警察挑事,然后警察的手枪走火了,他用两根指头把子弹接住的画面咯。” Old swindler silently swallows the saliva crazily, does not know that what kind of expression should with come facing those images and scenes. 老骗子默默的狂吞口水,不知道该用怎样的表情来面对此情此景。 Sees blows him finally, in the manager surface brings the sense of pride say/way: „Because of this matter, he also represented our Huaxia(China) person to give, how long not to the airline in US should go to the courtyard. Listens at least also to compensate one hundred million!” 见终于把他镇住,经理面上带着自豪感的道:“就因为这事,他还代表咱们华夏人把美国的航空公司给告了,过不得多久就该上庭了吧。听至少也得赔一个亿！” The attention of old swindler gave to shift that on immediately hundred million, the matter that the front saw was terrifying, that did not have hundred million these three characters to sound grating. 老骗子的注意力又马上给转移到了那一个亿上面,面前看到的事情再恐怖,那也没有一个亿这三个字听起来刺耳。 He was sharp the throat to shout, „how possible! Hundred million! Do not fool me!” 他尖着嗓子喊了起来,“怎么可能！一个亿！你可别唬我！” The manager shrugs, „is one hundred million, and is US dollar, is not the Renminbi.” 经理耸肩,“是一个亿,并且是美元,不是人民币。” Old swindler chapter may thorough was scared, in just several seconds, including by two big heavy losses, was created the destructive attack to his outlook on life simply. 老骗子这回可彻彻底底的傻眼了,在短短几秒钟之内,连受两大重创,简直对他的人生观造成了毁灭性的打击。 In this world some can unexpectedly people grip the bullet with the finger? 这世上竟有人可以用手指夹住子弹？ And this person must obtain one immediately hundred million! 并且这人马上还要得到一个亿！ US dollar! 美元！ I probably this person offending? 我好像已经把这人给得罪了？ When the simple magical skill of old swindler was broken instantaneously sparse fallen, in the people top of the head actually broadcasts the Chen Guang sound. 正当老骗子的浅显道行瞬间被破得稀拉零落之际,众人头顶上却传来陈光的声音。 „Yeah! You suspend the cell phone, prepares to record! I may probably jump!” “哎！你们把手机摆好啊,准备录像啊！我可要跳啦！” The look that a manager correct use face despises looks at the old swindler, hears the voice of top of the head, hurries to transfer the body, holds up the cell phone to hold up the head saying: „Is good to force! Mr. Chen, don't you really have the issue? WTF!” 经理正用一脸鄙夷的眼神看着老骗子,听见头顶的声音,赶紧转过身子,举起手机昂头道:“好勒！陈先生,您真没问题吧？卧槽！” This manager incomparable liver sore discovery, the head of Chen Guang does not extend from the suite windows of his eight buildings, but from roof rooftop of tenth floor. 这位经理无比肝疼的发现,陈光的脑袋不是从他八楼的套房窗户伸出来的,而是从十楼的楼顶天台边上。 He has not really thought that Chen Guang jumps eight buildings not to satisfy a craving, unexpectedly straight on roof! 他真没想到陈光跳八楼还不过瘾,居然直直的上了楼顶！ Other securities and more encircle more eating melon people also to call out in alarm gradually in abundance make noise, they forgot actually, actually eight buildings and ten buildings have the difference of basket, average person such pia chirp falls in any case, does not need to chop, can do to urinate directly Ushimaru. 其他保安和渐渐越围越多的吃瓜群众也纷纷惊叫出声,他们倒是忘了,其实八楼和十楼有个篮子的区别,反正普通人这样pia叽一声落下来,都不用剁,可以直接做撒尿牛丸。 „Mr. Chen you do not act unreasonably! Ten buildings were too high!” “陈先生你别乱来啊！十楼太高了啊！” „Good, Mr. Chen we believes that this pit is really you pound, you are quick!” “好了好了,陈先生我们相信这坑真是你砸的了,你快下来吧！” „Mr. Chen you are so rich, easily can not look on the bright side of thing!” “陈先生你这么有钱,不要轻易想不开啊！” Chen Guang thinks little, shouts haha to return said: „You don't be upset, I to jumping from an upper story this matter am very skilled, I have the special jumping from an upper story skill!” 陈光不以为意,扯着嗓子哈哈回道:“你们不要慌,我对跳楼这事特别熟练,我有特别的跳楼技巧！” People simply does not want to complain him. 众人根本不想吐槽他了。 Does the urchin of which family/home jumping from an upper story this matter regard gets out of bed very early in the morning treats equally? 谁家的野孩子会把跳楼这种事情当成大清早起床一样来对待？ What is the special jumping from an upper story skill, you were skilled! 什么叫特别的跳楼技巧,你还熟练起来了！ How many your skilled is? 你的熟练度是多少？ Chen Guang is staring at the old swindler, „looked to tighten that old swindler, do not let him run. Waits to meet me also to shoulder the building to throw him, everyone disperses a point, I must jump!” 陈光又盯着老骗子,“把那个老骗子看紧了,可别让他跑喽。等会我还得把他扛楼上来扔下去,大家散开一点,我要跳啦！” Thereupon, in people or panic-stricken, or vacant, either half believing and half doubting, one that either under the dumbfounded gaze, Chen Guang of roof rubs first stood the low wall of rooftop, then stretched out the arms, turns around, from front to back carried the body to jump to leap ruthlessly. 于是乎,在众人或惊恐,或茫然,或将信将疑,或目瞪口呆的注视下,楼顶的陈光蹭的一下先站上了天台的矮墙,然后张开双臂,转过身去,从前往后背身狠狠纵身一跃。 That posture, special stretch, specially natural, under the nighttime sky moonlight and light shine, elf that in the darkness dances simply probably. 那姿势,特别的舒展,特别的潇洒,在夜空的月光和灯光照耀下,简直像是黑暗中起舞的精灵。 In the crowd young people are the senior assassin creed player, looks at Chen Guang this familiar posture, when first calls out in alarm, „belief leaps!” 人群中一个年轻人是资深刺客信条玩家,一看陈光这熟悉的姿势,当先惊叫出来,“信仰一跃！” But was quick his thought to be overthrown, the flying is extending his four limbs in in the air Chen Guang heartily, then...... 但很快他的念头就被推翻了,飞身在空中的陈光尽情的伸展着他的四肢,然后…… Revolved! 旋转起来了！ The belief leaps does not have the spin! 信仰一跃可不带旋的！ „After in the air, seethes!” “空中后翻腾！” This is calling out in alarm of another diving sports amateur. 这是另一名跳水运动爱好者的惊呼。 Then, in the people are opening under the mouth dull gaze greatly, Chen Guang revolving while falls toward the ground rapidly, the speed that he revolves is getting more and more fast, even has whistling the wind sound/rumor. 然后,在众人大张着嘴巴呆呆的注视之下,陈光一边旋转一边往地面飞速落将下来,他旋转的速度越来越快,甚至带着呼呼风声。 Bang! 轰隆！ A loud sound, in the landing beforehand that flash, Chen Guang accurate revolving to both feet downward, straight pestle to ground, then fierce shakes, the floor sends out just likes the directional blasting sound. 一身巨响,在落地之前那一刹那,陈光精准的旋转到双脚向下,直杵向地面,然后猛的一震,地板发出恍若定向爆破般的声音。 In the billowing mist and dust, Chen Guang falls to the ground by the posture that partly squats perfectly, his body is rolling up curvingly, both hands empty press downward, but has not actually contacted the ground truly. 滚滚烟尘中,陈光以半蹲的姿势完美落地,他的身子弯曲蜷缩着,双手往下虚按,但却又并未真正接触到地面。 The air approximately stagnated for several seconds, then Chen Guang fierce standing up, opens both hands, concludes like the gymnast, lifts the double palm upward, has turned around to look at the people again, „how, I cross is I pounds, now do you believe?” 空气大约凝滞了数秒,然后陈光猛的站起身来,张开双手,如同体操运动员收尾,将双掌往上一抬,再转过身看着众人,“怎么样,我就过是我砸的了,现在你们都信了吧？” The people then responded, in abundance neat looks under his body. 众人这才反应过来,纷纷齐刷刷的将目光放到他的身下。 Mother egg, compared with the first pit bigger Xinkeng! 妈蛋,一个比第一个坑更大的新坑！ This little must have half meter depth, the surroundings crack the pit position diameter of undercutting little also to be two meters. 这少得有半米深,周围皴裂下陷的坑位直径少也有两米。 This weapon(guy) unexpectedly really and bystander! 这家伙居然真和个没事人似的！ This is insane! 这是要疯啊！ That diving sports amateur is trembling the lip, is lifting up high the cell phone, aimed at Chen Guang the camera stubbornly, the tooth trembled, with throat sound said of shivering: „Was insane, was completely insane! I saw anything! After this is in the air, seethes four -and-a-half weeks of swivel four -and-a-half weeks of fancy dive...... the building? Very!” 那名跳水运动爱好者哆嗦着嘴唇,高举着手机,将摄像头死死的对准了陈光,牙齿直打颤,用颤抖的嗓音道:“疯了,完全疯了！我看到了什么！这是空中后翻腾四周半转体四周半花式跳……楼？十分！” Perhaps was others is also infected by him, did not know whom first with wind. 或许是其他人也被他感染了,也不知道谁先跟的风。 Very! Very! Very! Very! Very! Very! 十分！十分！十分！十分！十分！十分！ Besides giving to frighten the paralysis almost partly to kneel in the old swindler of ground, on others faces is brimming with the frantic smile, one with one is shouting the ten points. 除了给吓瘫几乎半跪在地上的老骗子之外,其他众人脸上洋溢着狂热的笑容,一个跟着一个的大喊着十分。 They seem the Olympic Games judge to be common. 他们就好似奥运会现场的评委一般。 Chen Guang well satisfied looks at the cell phones of these people, is very satisfied with this effect, thought, they will definitely send the micro blog to come up this video. 陈光心满意足的看着这些人的手机,对这效果很满意,心想,他们肯定会把这视频发微博上去。 Before he was afraid is discovered own these unusual things, but the different past, he does not have the means to be low-key now at this time, he only looked forward to be high-profile. 以前他害怕被人发现自己这些与众不同的事情,但现在今时不同往日了,他没办法低调了,他只巴不得更高调。 Startled explodes more eyeballs to be better, making everyone be scared to calculate the ball. 惊爆越多的眼球越好,让所有人都吓呆算球。 Today rare minding others'business, can promote while convenient this pair of refined appearance leg, good. 今天难得的管个闲事,顺便还能推广一下自己这双风神腿,挺好的。 Although the opportunity is not big, if mortal body idol such successful became? 虽然机会不大,万一肉身神像就这么水到渠成的成了呢？ Even if cannot really become, can always make great strides forward one toward the goal step. 就算不能真成,总能向着目标更迈进一步嘛。 Especially the scene „the audience” coordinates very much, is specialized, is adept, does not know the circumstances of the matter also thinks that they are the sailors that invited ahead of time, this made Chen Guang well satisfied. 尤其是现场“观众”们很配合,非常专业,非常娴熟,不知情的还以为他们都是自己提前请来的水军,这更让陈光心满意足。 After that anything, seethes four -and-a-half weeks of swivel four -and-a-half weeks of review, Chen Guang expresses personally enjoys, looks the cell phone camera that again front this is turning on the flashing light, he has to plant in the Olympic arena wins for the motherland faces the misconception of innumerable reporter. 那什么后翻腾四周半转体四周半的点评,陈光个人表示非常受用,再看着面前这一个个开着闪光灯的手机摄像头,他颇有种在奥运赛场上为国争光之后面对无数记者的错觉。 Below, audience without a doubt is best! 在下,毫无疑问的全场最佳！ Everyone is very pleasantly surprised, except for old swindler. 所有人都很惊喜,除了老骗子。 The old swindler wants to travel, but he feels on own leg not to have the strength, moreover that repugnant manager has been holding own clothes stubbornly. 老骗子很想跑路,但他觉得自己腿上没有力气,另外那个讨厌的经理一直死死拽着自己的衣服。 Old swindler aerobic, he only wants to shout abuse in public. 老骗子好气,他只想骂街。 I go(Fuck) your ghost! 我去你个鬼的！ Also must increase a jumping from an upper story project in Olympic Games. 还要不要在奥运会里增加一个跳楼项目。 Makes ten meters diving platform to you again, is the ultimate challenge now such 30 meters diving platform? 再给你弄上十米跳台,终极挑战就是现在这样的三十米跳台啊？ Every year do Olympic Games die fixedly a nest athlete? 每年奥运会固定死一窝运动员咩？ The old swindler felt own complaining talent bewildered awakened. 老骗子感觉自己的吐槽天赋莫名其妙的就觉醒了。 That side Chen Guang „acknowledgment” just ended, the diving fan took the cell phone to collect, „Mr. Chen, can I interview you?” 那边陈光的“致谢”刚刚结束,跳水爱好者就拿着手机凑了上去,“陈先生,我可以采访一下你吗？” This is an old micro blog, knows what oneself face is once in a thousand years laying out explodes the funds video the opportunity, the entire world 1 billion people want to rub the Chen Guang hot spot at least, may not have the opportunity. 这是个老微博,知道自己面对的是千载难逢的拍出爆款视频的机会,全世界起码有十亿人想蹭陈光的热点,可都没有机会。 Now the destiny has looked upon with favor, the opportunity has been placed in the front, can better grasped to look now. 现在命运已经垂青,机会已经摆在面前,能不能更好的把握住就看现在了。 The coordination of Chen Guang to this friend is satisfied, naturally exchange of gifts between friends, nod, „sure.” 陈光对这老兄的配合非常满意,当然投桃报李,点头,“当然可以。” „You just completed so the magnificent feat, what is the present feels?” “请问你刚刚完成了如此壮举,现在是什么感受？” Chen Guang clears throat, he thought that oneself should display has the depth, cannot that external, must show own specialty and aspect of knowledge. 陈光清了清嗓子,他觉得自己应该表现得比较有深度,不能那么外在,必须展现出自己的专业和知识面。 Moreover, this comes to oneself from the start is not the magnificent feat, sloppy ordinary, eating the soup is the same. 另外,这对自己来压根就不是什么壮举嘛,稀松平常,喝汤一样。 „There is nothing difficultly, this is the result of my many years of training, pays industriously can always be returned.” “这并没有什么难的,这是我多年训练的结果,辛勤付出总能得到回报。” Chen Guang is speaking with confidence to front many cell phone cameras, like holding press conference such. 陈光对着面前的许多手机摄像头侃侃而谈,如同召开新闻发布会那样。 „It is well known, the diving is a very dangerous movement, particularly exceeds certain degree after highly, even if three meters diving platform, if a person pats the consequence averagely on the water surface is also very serious. If ten meters highly, was more dangerous, the light bruised and lacerated, heavy internal organs burst, present the danger.” “众所周知,跳水是一项非常危险的运动,尤其是高度超过一定的程度之后,哪怕是三米跳台,如果一个人平平的拍在水面上后果也很严重。如果高度达到十米,就更危险了,轻则皮开肉绽,重则内脏破裂,出现生命危险。” The eating melon people of numerous hand handshake machine act as the reporter, in abundance nod. 众多手握手机的吃瓜群众充当记者,纷纷点头。 „Right!” “没错！” „Is this!” “就是这样！” Chen Guang also said: „Moreover, does not know that you have paid attention to the maximal exercise, has the ultra stage diving above ten meters, even the vertical drop, cannot, this also very be head down dangerous. The ultra stage diving must when taking off guarantee that the body is completely stable and balanced, both feet downward, and must clamp the both legs, but must protect own egg with both hands, when into the water ensure both feet and water surface assume the vertical contact.” 陈光又道:“另外,不知道你们有没有关注过极限运动,在十米之上还有超高台跳水,即使是垂直下落,也不能头朝下,这同样十分危险。超高台跳水必须在起跳时就保证身体完全稳定和平衡,双脚向下,并且必须夹紧双腿,还要用双手护住自己的蛋,在入水时保证双足与水面呈垂直接触。” The people indicated to gasp in admiration to his professionalism. 众人纷纷对他的专业素养表示叹服。 But quick everyone responded that is not quite right. 但很快大家心里就反应过来不太对劲。 What your fucking is the diving, what you jump is the building! 你特么的是跳水,但你跳的是楼啊！ Over ten meters, the foot and fell to the ground to have the difference of basket toward the whereabouts head down! 超过十米了,脚朝下落地和头朝下落地有个篮子的区别啊！ About same is dies in any case! 左右横竖都一样是个死好咩！ Your this specialized explanation sounds very fucking awesome, but simply does not have the egg to use! 你这个专业讲解听起来很牛叉,但根本没有卵用好吗！ Chen Guang is immersing in blowing compared in pleasant sensation, feels nothing to own talking irresponsibly, „likewise, like our jumping from an upper story athlete, must record ten million/countless sincerely, wants the vertical drop.” 陈光正沉浸在吹比的快感之中,对自己的信口雌黄浑然不觉,“同理,像我们跳楼运动员也一样,千万要谨记,一定要垂直下落。” People: Ended, this weapon(guy) really blew hi! 众人:完了,这家伙果然吹嗨了！ Chen Guang is still continuing, „other, must advise politely the new friend who devotes to jumping from an upper story especially, does not want me, from the sky tries various flower type skill actions, although this can make the process of jumping from an upper story look more exquisite, but the new friend is difficult to the balanced assurance. If lowers points to be good highly, over ten meters, are very easy to meet with toward below or lie low are entering the water...... not, fell to the ground. Only then like me after the occupation jumping from an upper story athlete of specialist training, may take off on today's this type of over 30 meters diving platform, and can still complete the skill action perfectly, both feet steady landing.” 陈光依然在继续,“另外,尤其要奉劝有志于跳楼的新手朋友,千万不要我,在空中尝试各种花式技术动作,这虽然可以让跳楼的过程看起来更优美,但新手朋友对平衡的把握非常困难。如果高度低一点还好,超过十米的话,就很容易会面朝下又或者平躺着入水……哦不,落地了。只有像我这样经过专业训练的职业跳楼运动员,才有可能在今天这种超过三十米的跳台上起跳,并且依然能完美的完成技术动作,双足稳稳的落地。” People simply did not think the words. 众人根本不想话了。 When jumped from an upper story also to divide the novice and expert! 什么时候跳楼还要分新手和老手了！ Actually what we want to experience the jumping from an upper story expert to be long, but changes beyond all recognition unable to see clearly the face generally from the start! 我们倒是想见识一下跳楼老手长什么样,可一般都压根面目全非看不清脸好吗！ In this world simply does not have the jumping from an upper story expert! 这世上根本就没有跳楼老手好吗！ The manager coughs fiercely, tries to break Chen Guang „wins the championship speech”, but is useless, that diving fan also hi got up, starts to flatter following the Chen Guang words, „Mr. Chen must right! If both feet is vertical falls to the ground, can make the blood splash that splashes less, is neater, the posture of landing is also more beautiful. If the even whereabouts or head down, the scene becomes unusual is uncouth, when the judge grades is easy to fall into leeward...... mother egg, I could not arrange! Scratch! My fucking in what?” 经理猛咳嗽,试图打断陈光的“夺冠演讲”,但没有用,那个跳水爱好者也嗨起来了,顺着陈光的话就开始拍马屁,“陈先生得没错！如果双足垂直落地,就能让溅起的血花更少,更规整,落地的姿势也更优美。如果平着落地或者头朝下,场面就将变得非常的不雅观,在评委打分的时候就容易落入下风……妈蛋,我编不下去了！擦！我特么在什么？” hears word, on the Chen Guang face the passionate smile first is fierce one stiff, awakened itself hi to be excessive suddenly, hurried to recover, he also the appearance fierce cough of manager: Is the joke that „everyone, I played a moment ago good? This does not talk nonsense, jumps from an upper story this matter, others surely do not have possibly to be able. Ultra high-risk movement! The non- professional please do not imitate! The professional please do not imitate! Must die!” 闻言,陈光脸上热情洋溢的笑容先是猛的一僵,乍然惊醒自己嗨过头了,赶紧补救,他也着经理的样子猛咳嗽:“各位,刚才我开的玩笑还不错吧？这不瞎扯淡嘛,跳楼这种事,别人肯定没可能会的嘛。超高危动作！非专业人士请勿模仿！专业人士也请勿模仿！必死！” He recovers, while gestures with the hand below quietly, hints the people to hurry to receive. 他一边补救,一边悄悄在下面用手打手势,示意众人赶紧收。 Under hint of Chen Guang, ten friend who lifts the cell phone pinched the video recording decisively at the right moment. 在陈光的示意下,十来个举手机的老兄果断适时的掐了录像。 Chen Guang will look at the old swindler later, then referred to the ground pit, „the ghost footprint that this is you ghost who wants to step on, this is your family Yin profound, Si Mingshen who you want, dragon that you want, what kind of, does the air/Qi of this real dragon also suffice the flavor?” 陈光随后将目光转向老骗子,又回头指了指地上的坑,“这就是你要的鬼踩出来的鬼脚印,这就是你家的阴玄,你要的司命神,你要的龙子,怎么样,这真龙之气还够味道吧？” Chen Guang is ridiculing the say/way. 陈光不无揶揄着道。 The expression that If it weren't for front this young people satirized really hit the face, the old swindler really wants to bellow, you were the real dragon, you stepped on these two pits to break Yin profound, changed/easy Fenggai water! 要不是面前这年轻人讽刺的表情实在太打脸,老骗子真想大吼一句,你丫就是真龙,你踩出来这两坑就能破了阴玄,易风改水！ Therefore the geomancy of old man the technique does not have the problem! 所以老夫的风水相术没毛病！ But the old swindler really does not pull down this face, puts out a hand not to hit the smile person, the opens the mouth does not approve the hitting the face male. 但老骗子实在拉不下来这脸,都伸手不打笑脸人,张口也不赞打脸男呐。 „Ok, the idle talk were few, we went upstairs to jump, you, liked the sauce throwing, the oil sauce threw!” “好了,废话少,咱们上楼去跳,你了的,爱酱扑,油酱扑！” Chen Guang on is working on his latter collar. 陈光着就一把抓起他的后衣领。 The old swindler cannot understand, but also possibly is understands unable to install, struggles to consider to withdraw not to, the mouth is shouting: „What do you mean! I cannot understand your what foreigner words!” 老骗子听不懂,但也可能是懂装不懂,挣扎着想脱身而不得,嘴里喊着:“什么意思！我听不懂你的什么鬼佬话！” The diving amateur of warmheartedness explained decisively, „Mr. Chen was, he jumped the meaning that you must jump.” 热心肠的跳水爱好者果断讲解,“陈先生的就是,他跳了你也得跳的意思。” The manager also understood at this time, oneself this hotel stared to the Jianghu swindler, remembered itself almost his say/way, immediately was startled cold sweat. 经理这时候也明白了,自家这酒店是给江湖骗子盯上了,想起自己差点就着了他的道,顿时惊出一声冷汗。 If really gave the boss this matter, few, it is fortunate that several hundred thousand. 如果真把这事给老板了,少得亏几十万。 If by some chance will check in the future, referring to uncertain others also thinks oneself are the old swindler colludes well. 万一将来查出来,指不定别人还以为自己是和老骗子勾结好的呢。 His also angrily said: „Right, aren't you an honorable person? The real logical expression must unable to take back!” 他也怒道:“没错,你不是真人吗？真人话得驷马难追啊！” The old swindler hurries to shout to make noise, „I do not jump! Kills me not to jump! I cannot achieve! Was right, I also I can also the dog call one all night!” 老骗子赶紧大喊出声,“我不跳！打死我都不跳！我做不到！哦对了,我还了我还能狗叫一整夜的！” Chen Guang frightens him intentionally, „this which line, you cannot achieve, I can help you. Come, do not fear, the eye opened the eyes to shut finished. Knows that jumps from the second floors and jumps the difference in sound effect from the tenth floors?” 陈光故意吓唬他,“这哪行,你做不到,我可以帮你嘛。来,不要怕,眼睛一睁一闭就结束了。知道从二楼跳下去和从十楼跳下去在音效上的差别吧？” Nearby manager sees the old swindler fooling the appearance of whole body trembling complexion straight blanch, the heart acid is crisp, Chen Guang this old stem he has also listened, sang a duet, „right, two buildings jumped down are thump!! Ten buildings jump down are ! Thump! Quick, is not painful, instantaneously on the reincarnation.” 旁边的经理见老骗子给唬得浑身哆嗦面色直发白的样子,心头酸爽,陈光这老梗他也听过,又一唱一和起来,“没错,二楼跳下来是咚！啊！十楼跳下来是,啊！咚！很快的,不痛的,瞬间就投胎去了。” The old swindler wails immediately, „I asked you to let off me, looked in a share of my old bones. I am very not really easy, I am not must cheat out of money intentionally, is really my 80-year- old mother is seriously ill, treats an illness to be short of money! My that good-for-nothing son also had the cancer, my old thing does not have the means!” 老骗子当即嚎啕大哭,“我求求你们放过我吧,看在我一把老骨头的份上。我真的很不容易啊,我也不是故意要来骗钱的啊,实在是我80多岁的老母亲病重,治病缺钱啊！我那不成器的儿子也得了癌症,我老东西也没办法啊！” Chen Guang silently wipes the block table from his wrist/skill, „international Bai big wave Fino series, probably more than 60,000. Your family member gets sick seriously, can you unable to supply? In front of the honorable people must reveal the true nature the friend, do you want to be really short of money to buy such expensive/noble watch?” 陈光默默的从他手腕上抹下来块表,“万国柏涛菲诺系列,大概六万多一只。你家里人得病多严重,你才能供不起的？真人面前要露相啊朋友,你要真缺钱能买这么贵的表？” Ends, Chen Guang shoulders the shoulder the old swindler simply. 完,陈光索性将老骗子扛上肩。 Then may live it up, the old swindler thinks that must die without doubt, only flees like a scared rat to go all out to struggle, that called nasal mucus saliva, the whole face was the feeling sad tears, cried simply extremely tragic, heard that sad seeing burst into tears. 这下可热闹了,老骗子以为必死无疑,只抱头鼠窜拼命挣扎,那叫一个一把鼻涕一把口水,满脸都是心酸泪,哭得简直惨绝人寰,闻者伤心见者流泪。 „Forgave me to ask you, I do not dare, really does not dare!” “饶了我吧求求你们了,我不敢了,真再也不敢了！” As he cries while shouted, on the tip of the nose dripped smooth the stock glittering and translucent carving nasal mucus, left Shuaiyou flings like the aging swing that was possibly cut off momentarily, might be called kills simply greatly. 随着他边哭边喊,鼻尖上哧溜溜淌下股晶莹剔透的鼻涕,左甩右甩如同随时可能断掉的陈年秋千,简直堪称大杀器。 Chen Guang is sharp-eyed, smells there is something wrong, hurries to throw the ground him. 陈光眼尖,见势不妙,赶紧将他扔地上。 „Resulted in resulted, frightened your nothing more, your crime not until death.” “得了得了,吓唬吓唬你而已,你罪不至死。” The old swindler was similar to the order of general amnesty of emperor, deep breath several calmed down, is being kowtows to Chen Guang and manager also apologizes. 老骗子这下就如同得了皇帝的大赦令,深呼吸几口冷静下来,对着陈光和经理又是磕头又是道歉。 After all looks at his age, Chen Guang has not smelled any bloody air/Qi from him, is disinclined to toss about him again, almost. 毕竟看他一把年纪的,陈光从他身上也没闻到什么血腥气,就懒得再折腾他,差不多得了。 Also waited for 2-3 minutes, the old swindler calms down, the manager makes the security his soft holds. 又等了2-3分钟,老骗子冷静下来,经理才让保安将他软绵绵的扶起来。 Was much more restless, Chen Guang somewhat was also tasteless, said to the people: „Ok, this greater part of the night, everyone do not quarrel the person in building to rest below, we tossed about were long enough, where should return rests is returning where is resting.” 闹腾得久了,陈光也有些乏味,又对众人道:“行了,这大半夜的,大家就别在下面吵着楼上的人休息了,咱们折腾够久了,该回哪儿歇着就回哪儿歇着吧。” The people diverge one after another, Chen Guang also prepares to go upstairs, that hotel manager has reported to the police. 众人陆陆续续散去,陈光也准备上楼,那头酒店经理已经报了警。 The old swindler dies not to use, but cheats catching red-handed to feed in the police station, does not have the fruit to eat. 老骗子死倒不用死,但诈骗给逮个正着送进局子里,也没好果子吃。 „Mr. Chen!” “陈先生！” Has not thought that when Chen Guang turns around to be about to leave, the old swindler does not know the courage where comes also stopped by calling out him. 不曾想,在陈光转身准备离开时,老骗子不知道从哪儿来的胆子又叫住了他。 Chen Guang has turned head, „how, what but also there is to advise?” 陈光回过头,“怎么,还有什么指教？” The old swindler shrinks the neck, resembling is somewhat hesitant, but thinks also saying: „Mr. Chen, I have a few words not to know , said does not work as to say.” 老骗子缩缩脖子,似是有些犹豫,但想了想却又道:“陈先生,我有一句话不知当讲不当讲。” Chen Guang: „That do not say.” 陈光:“那就别讲了。” Snort, is never concerned about face, wants to scold me mmp? 哼,老不要脸的,想骂我mmp？ The grandfather I mix piece time, you will not have used the intelligence machine! 爷爷我混段子手的时候,你还没会用智能机呢！ „, But I must say!” “呃,但我还是要讲！” „Good good, you said that I ensure did not kill you.” “好吧好吧,你讲,我保证不打死你。” The old swindler swallows the saliva, steals a glance looks at Chen Guang two, then: „Although I really only the fur/superficial knowledge time of say/way of Book of Change, the lots indeed talked irresponsibly, but! Mr. Chen your face air/Qi on evil spirit is too heavy, this also just now I frighten the fearful and apprehensive reason, old man I, although swindling and abducting, but walks Jianghu so many years also to calculate that sees some world, in the wind rain Lishuili has dripped, usually really no one can frighten this me.” 老骗子吞吞口水,偷眼看陈光两眼,然后:“虽然我真只了点周易之道的皮毛功夫,很多东西的确信口雌黄,但是！陈先生你脸上的凶煞之气太重,这也是方才我吓得胆战心惊的缘故,老头子我虽然坑蒙拐骗,但行走江湖这么多年也算见过些世面,风里雨里水里都淌过,平时真没什么人能把我吓成这样。” Chen Guang was interested to him but actually, as if this by the weapon(guy) also a little real capability that oneself do see through at the scene? 陈光倒给他提起了兴趣,似乎这被自己当场拆穿的家伙还有点真功夫？ Can the air/Qi of evil spirit not be strong? 凶煞之气能不强吗？ That called the killer little while of fox to be cleaned up the aftermath by the people of Guangding bureau. 那叫狐狸的杀手这会儿应该正被光定总局的人收拾残局呢。 „Then?” “然后呢？” Chen Guang smiles is asking. 陈光笑眯眯的问着。