CGA :: Volume #12

#1149: Old swindler


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When Chen Guang returns to the hotel room, after is ten minutes, comes out walks sharply, but goes back he is leisurely is seeming like taking a walk. 陈光回到酒店房间时,已经是十分钟之后,出来的时候走得急,但回去的时候他却优哉游哉着像是在散步。 How the honey badger of that higher animal will decide, he did not care, is unable to interfere. 那个高等动物的蜜獾将会如何决定,他并不关心,也无法干涉。 Actually read smoothly the shadow as for the fox and z that a moment ago proposes organizes is what gadget, will not have the too big difference in his here. 至于刚才狐狸顺嘴提出来的暗影和z组织究竟又是个什么玩意儿,在他这儿都不会有太大区别。 Just as he said that comes two, dies a pair, is so simple. 正如他自己所说,来两个,死一双,就这么简单。 Others dare to stroke the tiger to, then must prepare for by that the tiger tears into shreds. 别人敢于捋虎须,那么就得做好被老虎撕碎的准备。 Organizes Chen Guang to be never lenient regarding the killer, the matter that just like he once handled to the broken world before is the same. 对于杀手组织陈光从不手软,正如他以前曾经对碎世所做的事情一样。 The killers organize mostly small-minded, only to permit them to kill others, cannot others kill their people. 杀手组织大多小肚鸡肠,只许他们杀别人,不许别人杀他们的人。 But what this time they run upon is the sheet iron, calculates that they have bad luck. 但这次他们撞上的是铁板,算他们倒霉。 When passed by hotel downstairs, here is gathering round a large crowd to look that pit when unusual same sized up he fell to the ground to pound a moment ago, talked endlessly. 路过酒店楼下时,这儿正围着一大群人看稀奇一样打量刚才他落地时砸出的那坑,喋喋不休。 The pit depth three decimeters, diameter approximately one meter, looks very towering. 坑深三分米,直径约一米,看起来十分突兀。 Chen Guang thought the posture that oneself went downstairs a moment ago incautiously was too graceful, then caused to be in a tumult, I acted that quickly, should some people not notice me? 陈光心想自己刚才一不小心下楼的姿势太帅了,这下引起骚动了,我动作那么快,应该不会有人留意到我吧? He presses oneself duck's tongue hat brim, proceeds to approach quietly, hides in the crowd. 他压了压自己的鸭舌帽檐,悄悄往前靠近,藏在人堆里。 I bet 500 with you! Just here had certainly anything to fall! Can pound such big pit the floor!” “我跟你们赌五百!刚这儿一定有个什么东西掉下来了!才能把地板砸这么大一坑!” The hotel employees who wears the security uniform/subdue are saying exciting. 一个身穿保安制服的酒店员工神情激动的说着。 The man of nearby suit and dress shoes is stroking gently the chin, right, is this, but thing? Thing where?” 旁边一西装革履的男子摩挲着下巴,“对,是这样,但东西呢?东西在哪儿呢?” Manager, do not ask me, I don't know either , the sound just braved I came here, anything has not been seeing.” “经理,你别问我,我也不知道,声音刚冒出来时我就过来这儿了,什么都没见着。” This manager also wondered, squatted, on the ground careful is sizing up, that? That side the monitoring has the video recording?” 这经理也纳闷儿了,蹲了下去,在地上仔仔细细的打量着,“那这是怎么回事呢?监控那边有录像吗?” Side another security also shakes the head, does not have, anything had not seen, is seeing this place well, suddenly on bang one shook shaking, I also winked under the eye, this pit here.” 旁边另一个保安也直摇头,“没,啥都没看到,就见着这地儿好好的,突然就轰隆一下震了震,我也就眨了下眼睛,这坑就在这儿了。” Nearby one group of watching the fun people look at each other in blank dismay, the person including manager is also bewildered. 旁边一群看热闹的人面面相觑,包括经理在内的人也一脸茫然。 „Does everyone has the discovery, in this pit has two seals?” “大家有没有发现,这坑里有两个印子?” At this time, nearby saying that seemed like very learned middle and old aged god god to talk on endlessly. 这时候,旁边一个看起来很有学问的中老年神神叨叨的说道。 First spoke that security to return to the sentence, we were not blind.” 最先讲话那保安回了句,“我们不瞎。” The old pedant corners of the mouth pulled out pulling out, is slightly awkward, but worthily is the knowledge person, calms down quickly, the analysis said: If we want to know that is pit that anything creates, that should from these two seals.” 老学究嘴角抽了抽,略显尴尬,但不愧是学问人,很快又冷静下来,分析道:“如果我们想知道是什么东西造成的坑,那就该从这两个印子着手。” Others saw his words to say in the principle, listened in reverent attention. 旁人见他话说得在理,纷纷洗耳恭听。 Sees itself successfully to obtain everyone's attention, the sense of achievement of old pedant heart came up, the cheerful squatting lower part of the body, stroked a Xiakeng bottom seal with the hand, experiences according to my many years, this was two hard objects pounds on the floor.” 见自己成功得到所有人的瞩目,老学究心头的成就感就上来了,乐呵呵的蹲下身,用手抚摸了一下坑底的印子,“根据我的多年经验,这是两个硬物砸在了地板上。” The people roll the eyes, especially isn't your the idle talk? 众人纷纷直翻白眼,特么你不这是废话吗? We are not really blind.” “我们真不瞎。” The manager a little cannot bear him. 经理也有点受不了他。 These two hard objects should create artificially, what is very strange, this security brothers rush to the scene, but has not actually been seeing the thing, in the monitoring video recording anything does not have!” “这两个硬物应该是人为造成的,但很奇怪的是,这位保安兄弟马上就赶到现场,但却没见着东西,监控录像里也什么都没有!” The old pedants think little to the supercilious look of people. 老学究对众人的白眼不以为意。 Everyone saw him to start to speak the truth, was calm. 大家见他又开始讲道理了,就又淡定下来。 The word must, the old pedant set out, is supine the neck, the stiff back walked two, the finger twisted, looked like in the appearance of telling fortunes. 言必,老学究起身,仰起脖子,挺直脊背走了两圈,手指头捻动着,酷似在算命的模样。 Everyone sees him to be exuberant, but is not quite good to disturb him, must follow he to transfer the vision, long time later, the people following revolutions fainted quickly, his fierce lives in the footsteps, then the angry glare circle stares, I knew!” 大家见他神神道道,但又不太好打搅他,只得将目光跟着他转,良久之后,众人都快跟着转晕了,他猛的顿住脚步,回头怒目圆瞪,“我知道了!” You knew anything!” “你知道什么了!” The manager and security asked with one voice. 经理和保安齐声问道。 Old pedant took a deep breath, turns the head to look at the people, complexion unprecedented serious, before the opens the mouth, obviously even slightly dreads looked under the space, looked at the body week of people again, then lowers the sound saying: „, You have thought that this was haunted! These two seals, 老学究深吸一口气,转头看着众人,脸色前所未有的严肃,开口之前甚至略显畏惧的看了下天上,再又看了看众人的身周,然后压低声音说道:“诸位,你们有没有想过,这是闹鬼了!这两个印子, Actually is the ghost footprint! ” The people first are subconscious with one voice , indicating to despise to his thought of this feudal superstition. 其实就是鬼的脚印!”众人先是下意识的异口同声的嘁的一下,对他这封建迷信的思想表示鄙夷。 But has not smiled to several seconds, the mentality in people brain precipitates gradually, the atmosphere slowly becomes dignified, the happy expression on people face restrains slowly. 但没笑到几秒钟,众人脑子里的思路渐渐沉淀下来,气氛慢慢变得凝重,众人脸上的笑意慢慢收敛。 Security flexure that is responsible for monitoring the head is recalling carefully, I at least inspected three video recording, indeed anything had not seen, then the ground suddenly had such a pit.” 那个负责监控的保安挠着脑袋仔细回忆着,“我至少检查了三次录像,的确什么都没看到,然后地面突然就有这么一个坑了。” „Did you have the video put the thorough examination slowly?” “你有把视频慢放了仔细检查吗?” The manager complexion a little turns white, absolutely terrified asked him. 经理面色有点发白,毛骨悚然的问他。 This friend continues to scratch the head, „, I slow down to for the third time helping by the frame broadcast, every second in 24 video recording, in two images presented a fuzzy shadow, but other anything did not have.” 这老兄继续挠头,“嗯,第三次我放慢到助逐帧播放,每秒24帧的录像里,有两帧的图像中出现了一个模糊的黑影,但别的什么都没有了。” Two?” This manager is first subconscious asked, then pinches the finger to start to calculate, in other words, that thing falls to the ground in 1 second, pounds in the ground, then flew away?” “两帧?”这位经理先是下意识一问,然后掐着指头开始算,“也就是说,那东西在1秒内落地,砸在地面上,然后又飞走了?” Although everyone thought that which his analysis is not right, but actually could not find any theory of rebuttal. 虽然每个人都觉得他的分析哪儿不对劲,但却又找不到任何反驳的理论。 The old pedants cough lightly, again everyone's attention centralized to oneself on, said with a cloudier deep tone: Now did you understand? Was haunted! Only can like this, think that fishily light light, thinks heavily heavy , can only not be patted fishily by the camera! This manager, I was admitted to your hotel from the day before yesterday, I always thought that the geomancy in your hotel was not right. Now looks like, really so, your sits mountain Wolong, seemingly resides in center the dragon hole, resulted in the air/Qi of Black Tortoise, but actually......” 老学究轻咳一声,再度将所有人的注意力集中到自己身上,用更加阴深的语气说道:“现在你们明白了吧?就是闹鬼了!只有鬼才能这样,想轻就轻,想重就重,也只有鬼才能不被摄像头拍到!这位经理,从前天我住进你们酒店里,我就总觉得你们酒店的风水不对劲。如今看来,果然如此,你们这坐山卧龙,看似居于龙穴正中,得了玄武之气,但其实……” The appetites of managers, securities and other crowds hanging stubbornly. 经理、保安和其他围观群众的胃口给吊得死死的。 Actually how? Initially when the hotel was completed, the Feng Shui master who we looked for gave the arrangement like this.” “其实怎么?当初酒店落成时,我们找的风水大师就是这样给安排的。” Old pedant numerous racket palms of the hand, actually your here seemed like the Black Tortoise air/Qi, but your Black Tortoise was actually not Si Mingshen of name brand, but was Yin profound!” 老学究重重一拍巴掌,“其实你们这儿看似得了玄武气,但你们这玄武却并非正牌的司命神,而是阴玄!” What is Yin profound?” “什么叫阴玄?” Person has the seven emotions and six sensory pleasures, has the obverse and reverse, ancient God also has certainly the pro and con. Your hotel is occupying Black Tortoise, is actually only the gloomy surface in god of heart Black Tortoise, presenting the matter of ghosts and demons is not strange.” “人有七情六欲,有正面反面,古神当然也有正反两面。你们酒店占着的玄武,却只是玄武之神心中的阴暗之面,出现鬼魅之事也就不奇怪了。” Chen Guang of concealed in crowd may be looks, the person of this old pedant appearance, from the start is not the proper character. 藏在人群中的陈光可算是看出来了,这位老学究模样的人,压根就不是什么正经人物。 Do not look on his mouth to say rationally, but in he first mentioned when that anything sits air/Qi of mountain Wolong and Black Tortoise, others only think that he is the result of calculating, but Chen Guang actually smells a familiar flavor from his slightly expression and slightly tone. 别看他嘴上说得头头是道,但在他先提到那什么坐山卧龙与玄武之气时,旁人只以为他是推算出来的结果,可陈光却从他的微表情和微语气里闻到股熟悉的味道。 Right, is the flavor of performing skill. 没错,就是演技的味道。 Had outlined the good lines like these specialized actors according to the script, goes by the book acting in a play that actually sings in good voice and with feeling. 像极了那些专业的演员照着剧本里早已勾勒好的台词,照本宣科却声情并茂的演着戏。 Another Feng Shui Master who very when obviously, he earliest becomes with the hotel looks for is one group, separates sings a duet spatially, the goal is about to put to mix a wealth from this hotel. 很显然,他与酒店最早出落成时找的另一位风水师是一伙的,隔空一唱一和,目的大约是从这酒店放混点钱财。 That side manager had been fooled thoroughly, venerable stands to reason, now what to do but should?” 那边的经理已经被彻底唬住,“老先生言之有理,但现在应该怎么办?” The old pedants first are starting to speak but hesitating looked under others, the manager understood, turned head with the old pedant on arriving by. 老学究先是欲言又止的看了下其他人,经理心领神会,与老学究扭头就走到旁边去。 The old pedants must hide from the people to say intentionally, actually does not know Chen Guang actually hears clearly their each character. 老学究故意要躲着众人说,却不知道陈光却将他们的每一个字都听得清清楚楚。 Means have, you must make a Buddhist ceremony, in addition must open several air throttles, making the Yin profound vicious tendencies release, will be cloudy turns into Yang Xuan unreliably, turns into true dragon. Thus, the issue directs the blade to solve.” “办法不是没有,你们得做一场法事,另外还得打开几个风门,让阴玄的戾气释放出去,将阴玄变成阳玄,变成真正的龙子。这样,问题引刃而解。” Venerable, your meaning I understood, but this matter is important, I contact with the boss.” “老先生,你的意思我懂了,但这事事关重大,我得与老板联系。” Ok, without the issue, your oneself decided, I approximately will also stay 35 days in the Langfang district, you make the decision as soon as possible.” “行,没问题,你自己决定,我大约还会在廊房县住个三五天,你们尽快做好决定。” Venerable is your must go?” “老先生您这是要去哪儿?” Old pedant racket the shoulder of this manager, a being as deep as a well appearance, wandering all sea, the secret, cannot divulge.” 老学究拍拍这经理的肩膀,一副高深莫测的样子,“云游四海嘛,天机,不可泄露哟。” Chen Guang did not plan to pay attention to these matters, but his aware before today, murderous aura is too heavy , once thinks gradually oneself can forever the heart like Pinghu, wave not startled, but now looks like, the person will always change, especially will have the hard-and-fast change with the change of own position. 陈光本不打算理睬这些事,但他自觉今天之前杀气太重,渐渐的,曾经自以为自己永远都能心如平湖,水波不惊,可现在看来,人总是会变,尤其会随着自身身份地位的变化而发生不可违逆的改变。 This makes him very moved. 这让他很伤感。 The killers organize indeed damn, before but if, he could not mention so to be mean and indifferent others life. 杀手组织的确该死,但若是以前,他讲不出那样轻贱和漠视他人生命的话来。 Although the killers damn, before just like but fox at the point of death , said that in the final analysis, killer or person, is the life. 虽然杀手都该死,但正如狐狸临死前所说的,归根结底,杀手还是人,也是生命。 Chen Guang understands on the side of one mouth is saying all living things equality, but actually finds the excuse that seemingly destroyed the hardest defenses in turn, planned that takes others life to be self-contradictory. 陈光明白自己一边嘴里说着众生平等,但却又反过来找了个看似无坚不摧的理由,打算剥夺他人生命本就自相矛盾。 Chen Guang is clearer, even if oneself have realized all these changes, but actually cannot control this aspect. 陈光更明白,哪怕自己已经意识到这一切改变的发生,但却根本控制不住这种局面。 If the people can control oneself mind forever develop in the direction that oneself want, then he is not a person, but was the god. 人如果能永远都将自己的心灵控制得往自己想要的方向去发展,那么他就不是人,而是神了。 Therefore, present Chen Guang planned that was met a rusticity point by oneself slightly. 所以,现在的陈光打算让自己稍微接地气一点。 How to meet the rusticity? 怎么接地气? Sees through an affair fraud that these see at present, meets the rusticity, multibarreled world trivial matters, can let oneself many a little person tastes. 拆穿这些眼前所见的骗局,就是接地气,多管一管人间琐事,就能让自己多有一点人味儿。 He walked, collects side the manager and old pedant, takes down the duckbill cap, coughs lightly two, this venerable, you do not play tricks, this is being haunted! In your brain has ghost.” 他走了过去,凑经理和老学究身边,取下鸭舌帽,轻咳两声,“这位老先生,你就别装神弄鬼了,这是个屁的闹鬼啊!你脑子里才有鬼吧。” To dupe/sway two two managers was not on the contrary happy, then wants to angrily rebuke Chen Guang, your boy understands...... me to go assorted, Mr. Chen! How did you get down?” 反倒是给忽悠得二愣二愣的经理不高兴了,回头就想怒斥陈光,“你小子懂什……我去,陈先生!您怎么下来了?” This manager knows certainly Chen Guang, moves in this hotel in today's Chen Guang and ensure the rest of Mr. Chen was not disturbed to become in the hotel the work tasks of all staff highest ranks, therefore this below transmitted the loud sound , after before the hotel people so will be tense. 这经理当然认识陈光,在今天陈光入住这家酒店式,保证陈先生的休息不受打扰就已经成了酒店里所有工作人员最高等级的工作任务,所以之前这下面传来巨响后酒店众人才会那么紧张。 Chen Guang shrugs, I do not come to see, you dupe/sway must the underpants to sell out quickly.” 陈光耸肩,“我再不来看看,你快给人忽悠得底裤都要卖掉了。” Side that old pedant seems to have concentrated on deceiving, does not know Chen Guang unexpectedly, but is frowning not quickly a face looks at Chen Guang, young people, the food can eat randomly, the words cannot speak irresponsibly, I know that your small young non- trade water are ease-to-learn, but does not represent you to have the qualifications to deny ancestor's tradition. The candid person is also good intention wants to help this little friend solve the difficulty. Your this comes up to curse at people, was the quality a little low? The young people, usually in read a book not to have the fault, understood the tradition that the ancestor keeps , helping enhance individual training. The geomancy, studies, Book of Change, is the ancestry leaves our wisdom, inherits for several years ago what depends is the truly learned and genuinely talented, is not the brain has ghost!” 旁边那老学究似乎一直专注于行骗,竟不认识陈光,而是皱着眉头一脸不快的看着陈光,“年轻人,饭可以乱吃,话可不能乱说,我知道你们这些小年轻不信风水易学,但不代表你就有资格否认老祖宗的传统。本真人也是好心好意想帮这位小友解决疑难。你这上来就骂人,素质有点低了吧?年轻人,平素里多读一点书没坏处,多了解了解老祖宗留下来的传统,有助于提高个人修养。风水、相学、周易,是祖辈留给我们的智慧,传承几年前靠的是真才实学,不是脑子有鬼!” Chen Guang has not said anything, is the manager looks at this old pedant on the contrary dull. 陈光倒没说什么,反倒是经理呆呆的看着这老学究。 The manager received greatest frightening, can this venerable have can not know Chen Guang ignorant and inexperienced? 经理受到了莫大的惊吓,这老先生得有多孤陋寡闻才能不认识陈光呐? Does he want to read a book? 他都要多读点书? The venerable you may know what stands before you are internationally expected the Grandmaster by recognized N at present? 老先生你可知道站在你面前的是目前国际上被公认的n料大师吗? Others are the true Grandmaster! 人家可是真正的大师! Does not water! 不掺水! In the Jianghu military person who oneself know has the white clothing sect who the windward aqueous phase study is skilled in truly, particularly the green pines old say/way was raises the martial arts world, Chen Guang almost gives this old man dupe/sway to live. 要不是自己认识的江湖武人里就有对风水相学真正精通的素衣宗,尤其是苍松老道更是名扬武林,陈光差点就给这老头儿忽悠住了。 Naturally, what is most essential, he knows how this pit comes. 当然,最关键的是,他知道这坑是怎么来的。 old man, you said are reasonable, but had no egg to use, because I know how this pit came.” “老头,你讲得很有道理,但并没有什么卵用,因为我知道这坑是怎么来的。” The old pedants smile to make noise, „do you know?” 老学究笑出声来,“你知道?” Chen Guang nods, right, I am very clear.” 陈光点头,“没错,我很清楚。” Nearby manager hesitates slightly for several seconds, subconscious thought that Chen Guang is more credible, Mr. Chen you also said.” 旁边的经理稍微犹豫几秒钟,下意识的觉得陈光更靠谱,“陈先生您也说说呢。” Chen Guang shrugs, „are you silly? Haven't you looked at the above of this place are not the window of my room?” 陈光耸肩,“你傻啊?你没看这地方的正上方不就是我房间的窗户吗?” The manager nods, „, I know on this is Mr. Chen your room, in eight buildings, is our presidential suites.” 经理点头,“是啊,我知道这上面是陈先生您的房间,在八楼,是我们的总统套房。” Chen Guang un the sound, knew well, did not fear that you ask me to compensate. I told you directly, this pit, was I pounds.” 陈光嗯了声,“知道就好,也不怕你们找我赔。我就直接告诉你吧,这坑,是我砸的。” Anything!” “啥!” When delivering this saying, Chen Guang has not covered-up, but is casual is very loud. 在讲这话时,陈光可没藏着掖着,而是大大咧咧很是大声。 Side is surrounding the eating melon people, manager, security and that old pedant were startled dull. 旁边围拢着的吃瓜群众、经理、保安和那个老学究都惊了个呆。 ha! Are the young people you sleepwalking?” “噗哈哈哈!年轻人你是在梦游吗?” The old pedants smile to make noise, then also said: Candid person lived for 60 years, has never listened to the so incredible unfounded matter, a person jumps down from the eighth floors the ground pounds such big pit, then also the bystander gave others to say here equally, this pit was he pounds? Hahahaha! Were you silly inadequate? What if you said is real, the candid person also jumps down from the eighth floors, pounds an equally big such pit to you!” 老学究笑出声来,然后又道:“本真人活了六十余载,从未听过如此荒诞无稽之事,一个人从八楼跳下来把地面砸这么大一坑,然后还没事人一样在这儿给别人说,这坑是他砸的?哈哈哈哈!你是傻了不成?如果你说的是真的,本真人也从八楼跳下来,给你砸一样大这么一坑!” Chen Guang is slanting the eye have a relish to visit him, „did you determine?” 陈光斜着眼睛饶有兴致的看着他,“你确定?” The old pedants nod layer on layer/heavily, „a gentleman word!” 老学究重重点头,“君子一言!” For dupe/sway this hotel, he and works in partnership prepares big half a month laboriously, will not worry, today happen to picks a heaven-sent opportunity white/in vain, how he possibly lets off, naturally cannot instigate. 为了忽悠这家酒店,他和同伙辛苦筹划大半月,原本不会这么着急,今儿正好白捡个天赐良机,他怎么可能放过,当然不能怂。 A Chen Guang big mouth, assumes the o glyph, then said: Cannot take back! But if can't you achieve? Eight buildings, fall the muddy flesh.” 陈光张大嘴,呈o字形,然后说道:“驷马难追!可如果你做不到呢?八楼呢,摔成肉泥的呢。” If cannot achieve, the candid person kneels in the place going to school dog crawls! Studies the dog to call! One all night!” “如果做不到,本真人就跪在地上学狗爬!学狗叫!一整夜!” The old swindler was ready for any sacrifice, the boasting that he impossible is not known the young people who blows carelessly by this to see through an affair. 老骗子豁出去了,他不可能被这不认识的年轻人胡乱吹出来的牛皮就此拆穿。 Chen Guang smiled, „, Venerable, when my one minute, I rise the rising posture to you.” 陈光笑了,“可以的,老先生,等我一分钟,我给你涨涨姿势。” Before going upstairs, Chen Guang greeted to manager and the others, yeah, everyone, you prepares the cell phone.” 在上楼之前,陈光给经理等人打了个招呼,“哎,各位,你们把手机准备好啊。” Mr. Chen you must make anything! Do not overdo it!” “陈先生您要做什么!别乱来啊!” Chen Guang shrugs, jumps from an upper story.” 陈光耸肩,“跳楼啊。” What?” “啥?” hears word, the people have a scare, 闻言,众人吓了一跳, A Chen Guang face is calm, „isn't he does not believe? Did I jump again one time not on the line? Eating the soup is the same, does not have the multi- important matters, a while you pat to me lead.” 陈光却一脸淡定,“他不是不信吗?我再跳一次不就行了?喝汤一样,没多大事,等会儿你们给我拍帅一点啊。” By Chen Guang the building, in the manager brain the blurry response, he remembered looked at that online gives to pass on insanely the video couple days ago. 直到陈光上得楼去,经理脑子里才迷迷糊糊的反应过来,他想起前几天看的一部在网上给传疯了的视频。 As if...... 似乎…… Does he come really? 他是来真的?
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