CGA :: Volume #11

#1078: Big show elder brother's talent


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The «Woman» reputation has exploded, Jennie's words still words are still as ringing, Donard almost grasped this book to give to throw out of the window it at the scene. Entire writing reading 要不是《巾帼》的口碑已经爆炸,要不是珍妮刚才的话依然言犹在耳,多纳德几乎当场就抓起这本书就把它给扔出窗外去。【全文字阅读】 Insane, this whole world fell insanely, this person must place for several hundred years ago, must tie up on the scaffold burns to him while still alive! 疯了,这整个世界都疯掉了,这种人要放在几百年前,必须绑在处刑台上给他活活烧死! The Huaxia theater «Sunlight» and «in July» premiere collapsed, place chicken feather. 华夏剧院这边《阳光》和《七月》的首映礼崩掉了,一地鸡毛。 The appraisal and public opinion in network also collapsed. 网络上的评价和舆论也崩掉了。 In the average person eyes watches the fun actually, may have some curiosity to the movie at heart. 普通人眼里倒是看个热闹,心里或许会对电影生出些好奇心。 Enters the stage regarding today to the fans of many celebrities «Woman» work as the honored guest, could is a revelry. 对于今天出场给《巾帼》当嘉宾的诸多名人的粉丝来说,又或许能算是一场狂欢。 Can see that so many wrestle emperor giant stars are assemble, even if walks a stage also to be the grand celebration. 能看到那么多格斗界天皇巨星共聚一堂,哪怕只是走个台也算得上盛大的庆典。 But film and television circle regarding the film aficionado and person in European and US, this simply is a fearful tragedy and disaster. 但对于电影爱好者以及欧美影视圈中的人来说,这简直就是场可怕的悲剧与灾难。 Donard * Joos outlook on life and world outlook, collapsed. 多纳德*约什坦的人生观与世界观,也崩掉了。 However, all these setters, almost raised Chen Guang upside down Hollywood Huaxia theater in tonight oneself, at this time actually with Boner * Pierce and the others in a Los Angeles rich neighbourhood huge alone villa. 然而,这一切的始作俑者,几乎在今夜将好莱坞华夏剧院掀了个底朝天的陈光本人,此时却正和博纳*皮尔斯等人在洛杉矶富人区一栋庞大的独栋别墅里。 Now all since oneself final orbit, Chen Guang have then only needed to finish " World Faction » final volume well, is punctual to throw this heavy case bomb one breath, does not need to be worried as for other him completely again. 现在一切已进入自己的既定轨道,陈光接下来只需要好好的写完《世界派》下册,然后准时把这重磅炸弹一口气扔出去,至于别的他完全不用再担心。 Although wastes 1-2 hours to be a little a pity, since Mr. Pierce has promised to others, Chen Guang supports certainly the scene for him. 虽然浪费1-2小时有点可惜,不过既然皮尔斯先生给别人许诺过,陈光当然得为他撑住场面。 The favor has taking advantage of, taking advantage is not again difficult. 人情有借有还,再借不难。 He planned that the one breath gives this 50 global assaulting, wrestle and on an elites class of Boxing. 他打算一口气给这五十来位全球搏击、格斗与拳击界的精英们上一课。 The way of attending class is very simple, all of you on, I do not use the Huaxia ancient martial arts together, only uses own fists and feet and strength. 上课的方式很简单,你们所有人一起上,我不用华夏古武术,只用自身的拳脚和力量。 Within five minutes anyone of you have not flown into the swimming pool, calculates that I lose. 五分钟之内你们有谁没有飞进泳池,算我输。 I flow drop of perspiration, calculates that I lose. 我流一滴汗,算我输。 Who can bump into my, calculates that I lose. 谁能碰到我一下,也算我输。 Everyone, I understands your moods, but you listen to my one to urge, if according to you hopes such comes, that really meaningless, this also too wasted the time.” “各位,我理解你们的心情,但你们听我一句劝,如果按照你们希望的那样一个一个来,那真的毫无意义的,这也太浪费时间了。” „It is not I am really parsimonious, but how my ability practices, I am really hard to describe with you. Even if I said that each of you heard, still had no possible learned. What I grasp is surpasses the human limit completely the strength. I said is not inner strength of Huaxia person, the muscular strength of only purely referring.” “真不是我吝啬,但我的本领是如何练出来的,我实在难以和你们形容。就算我讲出来了,你们每个人都听见了,也没有任何可能学会。我掌握的是完完全全超越人类极限的力量。我说的不是华夏人的内劲啊,就只单纯指的肌肉力量。” You even can regard me are human of another time, such understanding also right. But if you want to copy my training method, this possibly, you cannot die from the start without doubt! Mortality rate 100%!” “你们甚至可以将我当成是另一个时代的人类,这样理解也没错。但如果你们想照搬我的训练方法,这压根就没可能,你们必死无疑!死亡率百分之百!” Chen Guang stands near the swimming pool, gathers round to 35 provocatively dressed bikini beautiful women, rubs on him, he is actually without turning a hair, calm is explaining with many wrestle boxing big shot. 陈光站在泳池边,给三五个衣着暴露的比基尼美女围着,在他身上蹭来蹭去,他却面不改色,一脸平静的与诸多格斗拳击大佬们解释着。 From the beginning he proposed „when attending class way, these today helped his busy big shot be actually angry very much. 一开始他提出“上课”方式时,这些今天帮了他大忙的大佬们其实很生气。 The people felt, the friend you a little deceived the person. 众人觉得,朋友你有点糊弄人了啊。 Chen Guang owed others the favor, therefore particularly has the patience, explained one. 陈光欠了人家人情,所以分外的有耐心,多解释了一阵。 Explained, he while pressed firmly between the fingers swimming pool stainless steel parapet with two fingers, very superficial catching up. 一边解释,他一边用两根指头捏住身边的泳池不锈钢栏杆,十分轻描淡写的发力。 The thickness achieves rapid distortion of eight millimeters upscale stainless steel parapet between his two fingers, was extruded unceasingly, the grating coarse creaking sound spreads. 厚度达到八毫米的高档不锈钢栏杆在他两指间迅速的变形,不断被挤压,刺耳难听的嘎吱嘎吱声传出。 Waits for Chen Guang to loosen the finger, about 40 cms in diameter parapet pressed firmly between the fingers had partially become the flat steel completely. 陈光松开手指,直径约40厘米的栏杆被捏住的部分已经完完全全成了扁钢。 Twists the curved steel pipe, in many people on the scene can achieve, but only uses two fingers, the cool heart does not jump pinches flatly the parapet to this degree, indeed surpasses everyone's understanding completely. 拧弯钢管,在场里很多人都能做到,但只用两根指头,面不改色心不跳的把栏杆捏扁到这个程度的,的确完全超出所有人的理解。 Are your two fingers the hydraulic press? 你这两根手指是液压机吗? Oh! My day!” “Oh!My的天!” Snow special! WTF!” “雪特!WTF!” Terrifying Huaxia person!” “恐怖的华夏人!” Watt the oil makes anything!” “瓦特啊油弄啥嘞!” These saw the world, oneself itself/Ben was also the giant stars of the world's strongest wrestle expert, performance that roughly compelled like this ignorant. 这些见惯了世面,自己本也是世界最强格斗高手的巨星们,大体都是这样懵逼的表现。 The following matter was logical, Chen Guang approximately used less than three minutes, making in the gigantic swimming pool turn into under the stuffed dumpling. 接下来的事情就顺理成章了,陈光大约用了不到三分钟,让硕大的泳池里变成了下饺子。 Just as he said that without flowing drop of perspiration, has not bumped into a lower hem corner. 正如他所说,没流一滴汗,更没给人碰到过一下衣角。 The speed or the strength, are as for the dynamic vision and brain reaction speed, Chen Guang the top powerhouses who can be called the human limit have gone out N scales compared with these. 无论是速度还是力量,乃至于动态视觉和大脑反应速度,陈光比这些本已称得上人类极限的顶级强者们更强出去N个档次。 The concrete many scales, he himself did not say certainly. 具体多少档次,他自己都说不准。 He stands near the swimming pool, smiling looks still soaks the people in water, the thing that everyone, I can teach temporarily roughly in my movement, Mr. Pierce the entire journey took the high speed camera to record, you can decompose each catching up movement with the high speed camera, inside should be able clear sees me in the catching up above skill, this will help you, may as for be able to comprehend many specifically, this on looked at each person concrete talent. In brief, today I thank everyone.” 他站在泳池边,笑眯眯的看着依然泡在水里的众人,“各位,我暂时能教出来的东西大体就在我刚才的动作里面了,皮尔斯先生全程拿着高速摄像机进行录制,你们可以用高速摄像机分解我每一步发力的动作,里面应该可以清晰的看到我在发力上面的技巧,这对你们会有帮助,可至于具体能领悟到多少,这就得看每个人具体的天分了。总之,今天我非常感谢大家。” The Chen Guang attitude is particularly genial, in his opinion this is the inequitable exchange, oneself pull out indeed is presses the bottom the skill, in the past he never so official instruction to anybody. 陈光的态度分外和善,在他看来这是等价交换,自己掏出来的的确是压箱底的技巧,以往他从未如此正式的传授给过任何人。 On the one hand is others has not been in that degree, taught unable. 一方面是别人没到那程度,教了也不会。 On the other hand, such important skill cannot certainly easily teach. 另一方面,这么重要的本事当然不能轻易教出去。 Many wrestle and big shot of Boxing soak in the water, everyone attended class by Chen Guang wholesale, in the heart does not have the least bit to be uncomfortable again, the brain was his movement. 诸多格斗和拳击界的大佬泡在水中,大家被陈光批发式上课,心中却再没半点不爽,满脑子都是他刚才的动作。 That, Mr. Chen, your training method?” “那个,陈先生,您的训练方法?” Sees Chen Guang this to walk, some people unwilling asked the sentence. 陈光这就要走,还是有人不甘的问了句。 Chen Guang thought, decides to blow a big cow, before you, I also once the true disciples, the name called Xue Lin. He is a Huaxia soldier. Indeed, he teaches through my special, the pure strength increase achieves 40%, very standard 40%. My indeed one type can thoroughly the training method of development potential, but the mortality rate reaches as high as 90%.” 陈光心想,决定吹一个大牛,“在你们之前,我也曾有一个真正的弟子,名字叫薛琳。他是一名华夏军人。的确,他通过我的特训,纯力量增幅达到百分之四十,非常标准的百分之四十。我的确有一种可以彻底开发潜力的训练方法,但死亡率高达百分之九十。” Xue Lin can go on living, the luck good to make me envy. But this mortality rate is too eventually high, I have no assurance, does not plan to teach. To be surpassed the human limit the strength, must first complete the consciousness that must die.” 薛琳能够活下去,运气好得让我都羡慕。可这死亡率终究太高,我自己并没有什么把握,更不打算传授出来。想要得到超越人类极限的力量,就必须先做好必死的觉悟。” Then, he has not waited for others to respond, greets with Mr. Pierce again says goodbye officially. 说完,他也没等别人反应过来,再和皮尔斯先生打了个招呼就正式告辞。 As for hot girl that hidden bitterness look, he thorough disregarding. 至于火辣女郎那幽怨的眼神,他就彻彻底底的无视了。 He really is so actually honest, but also has " World Faction » final volume waits to write, earlier goes back to write safely early. 倒不是他真那么正直,而是还有《世界派》下册等着写呢,早点回去写出来早安心。 If by some chance were loaf to get so far as with be awkward the day after tomorrow, was related to the life and death, can not negligently. 万一偷懒弄到后天拿不出来就尴尬了,事关生死,大意不得。 Old man wise first, cannot fall the chain at crucial moments, dies at being able to provide lodging pants crotch pit father matter. 老夫英明一世,可不能在关键时刻掉链子,死在管不住裤裆这种坑爹事情上。 When Chen Guang walked, the people in swimming pool climb up the shore one after another. 陈光走了,泳池里的众人才陆陆续续爬上岸。 Everyone was planning that urged Boner * Pierce reorganizes the high speed photography, Pierce reminded one, friends, you forgot a matter probably.” 大家正打算催促博纳*皮尔斯去整理高速摄像,皮尔斯却提醒了一句,“朋友们,你们好像忘了一件事情。” What?” “什么?” „Shouldn't you in your social media account number, publish you to Mr. Chen the view of movie?” “难道你们不应该在自己的社交媒体账号上,发表一下你们对陈先生的电影的看法吗?” The people are suddenly enlighted. 众人恍然大悟。 After ten minutes, except for some beginning time forgot that takes the cell phone, the cell phone entered dried beside the news idiot, this 50 people were almost the one breath or Twitter, or Ins or the right and wrong refused stubbornly the personal media that may gave the renewal. 十分钟后,除了某个动手的时候忘记把手机拿出来,手机进水发不了消息的蠢货之外,这五十来人几乎是一口气把或是推特,或是Ins又或者是非死不可的个人媒体给更新了。 The people also compete mutually, looked the praise that who writes is disgusting, the big show elder brother who finally seemingly the literary talent flies upwards unexpectedly tall actually gains the overwhelming victory. 众人还相互攀比起来,看谁写的溢美之词更肉麻,最后竟以看似五大三粗实则文采飞扬的大秀哥取得压倒性的胜利。 His piece is roughly this. 他的段子大体是这样的。 In my first half of life, I am only a ordinary person, thanked the heaven to grant my talent, making me mount WCW and WWE stage. In this stage, I obtained the glory, wealth, money and woman. But most importantly, is to make me * White turn into present * to rest from Paullo.” “在我的前半生,我只是一个平凡人,感谢上天赐予我的天赋,让我登上了WCW与WWE的舞台。在这个舞台上,我获得了荣耀、财富、金钱与女人。但最重要的,却是让我从保罗*怀特变成了如今的比格*休。” „Because I am * rest, therefore I can obtain Mr. Pierce's invitation today, enters the No. 14 screening hall in Hollywood Huaxia theater, can see such inconceivable great movie! I entire first half of life struggle, exists for tonight's this movie!” “正因为我是比格*休,所以我今天才能得到皮尔斯先生的邀请,走进好莱坞华夏剧院的十四号放映厅,才能看到这样不可思议的伟大影片!我整整前半生的奋斗,正是为了今晚这一场电影而存在!” If you are my fans, if you want to know that I why so frantic, me in the wrestling is more frantic than is frantic. Do not hesitate, at the maximum speed charges into your movie theater! Mr. Chen is waiting for you with his «Woman»!” “如果你们是我的粉丝,如果你们想知道我为何如此狂热,比我在摔跤狂热里还要狂热。不要犹豫,以最快的速度冲向你身边的电影院!陈先生正和他的《巾帼》一起等待着你!” Big show elder brother flattering piece, was unanimously approved by the people. 大秀哥这个吹捧的段子,被众人一致认可。 This horse buttocks laid out the new idea, listens to the startling thunderclap in the silent place, with the straightforward seemingly ordinary language, blew out the new altitude. 这马屁拍出了新意,于无声处听惊雷,用浅显易懂看似平凡的语言,吹出了新高度。 This horse buttocks not only has the depth and has the breadth, what is essential was ties up the individual the reputation of prestige and movie completely in one, completely not like ordinary commendation superficial straightforward. 这马屁既有深度又有广度,关键的是把自己个人名望和电影的口碑完完全全绑在了一起,完全不像普通的称赞那样肤浅直白。 More than 50 wrestle and Boxing top giant stars renew the social account number simultaneously, said was the same matter, and frantic commendation with one voice, the tune has summoned finally own fans entered the movie theater, what kind of stir will cause in the social network? 五十余名格斗和拳击界顶级巨星同时更新社交账号,讲的又是同一件事情,并且异口同声的疯狂称赞,最后腔调一直的号召自己的粉丝走进电影院,在社交网络上会造成怎样的轰动? At first, has not seen today the breaking news with enough time, but only paid attention to the fans of their account number to think that had in history the most serious account number burglary case. 起初,尚未来得及看到今天最新新闻,而只关注了他们账号的粉丝们以为发生了史上最严重的账号盗窃案件。 Until afterward, innumerable fans initiative searches today's news, discovered that they really attended the premiere of this movie together, gives up the anxiety gradually, and because then the summons of idol have the strong interest in the movie. 直到后来,无数粉丝主动的去搜索今天的新闻,发现他们真一同出席了这电影的首映礼,才渐渐打消疑虑,并且进而因为偶像的号召对电影产生强烈的兴趣。 Not is only these people, blade tower talents of US, global Race car and underground car race big shot, world-famous piano maestro, linguist and medical circles giant, even is two rewards the winner, night voiced in this! 还不仅仅是这些人,美国的刀塔天才们、全球赛车界与地下飙车界的大佬们、享誉全球的钢琴大师、语言学家、医学界巨擘,甚至是两位诺奖得主,都在这个夜里先后发声! Several aviation circle big shot even had the thoughts to try in their company underlying tissues to watch movies! 几位民航界大佬甚至动了心思试图在自家公司内部组织观影! Studies the Huaxia domestic common repertoire to be the same, the enterprise pays, brushes the box office forcefully! 学着华夏国内常见的套路一样,企业买单,强行刷票房! Irrigates in Chen Guang all night, not, that night of symbol, " Woman » storm will soon engulf the entire world. 就在陈光彻夜灌水,哦不,码字的当夜,《巾帼》的风暴即将席卷全球。 Meanwhile, the Huaxia homes outside 12 time zone, finally started compared with Los Angeles grander true preview ceremony. 与此同时,远在十二个时区之外的华夏国内,比洛杉矶更加盛大的真正首映式终于开始了。 Deng full beard leads other lords besides Chen Guang to create the team suppression scene, the scene can also be called din of gongs and drums. 邓大胡子带着除了陈光之外的其他主创团队镇压场面,场面也称得上锣鼓喧天。 No one can look at this little while from full beard face with a smile some of his multi- lacking self-confidence. 没人能从大胡子笑吟吟的脸上看出来这会儿他心里有多没底。 The pitiful full beard does not know that Chen Guang has instead killed the counterattack to succeed in Los Angeles instantaneously, he was still worried Chen Guang in Los Angeles „a premiere of person, is worried about the present, because the world boils swamps into the domestic disadvantageous opinion to affect «Woman» the box office in turn in Huaxia native place. 可怜的大胡子并不知道陈光已经在洛杉矶瞬间反杀逆袭成功了,他还在担心着陈光在洛杉矶的“一个人的首映礼”,更担心着现在因为全球沸腾又反过来涌入国内的不利言论影响到《巾帼》在华夏本土的票房。 As for the North American box office? 至于北美票房? What is that? 那是啥? Can eat? 能吃吗? Is the flavor good? 味道好不好?
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