BNST :: Volume #1

#82: Monsters and freaks

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Aunt's booklet title page is one „bone female”, but is not US , Saudi Arabia or Mizuno Sora, but is the face that a Midzuno does not know completely, the bone female stature on book is irritable, the body is inserting the white bone, the background by the city that the flames of war cover. However can look, the bone female and following background pieces together hardly, even the sawtooth of edge has not rubbed. 大妈的小册子封面是一个“骨女”,但并不是美沙或者水野空自己,而是个水野完全不认识的面孔,册子上的骨女身材火爆,身上插着白色的骨头,背景是被战火覆盖的城市。不过看得出来,骨女和后面的背景是硬拼凑的,连边缘的锯齿都还没有磨好。 In the above of picture is the church name that the golden large character writes, that golden large character disclosed that the thick senior citizen was aesthetic. 在画面的上方就是黄金大字写出的教会名称,那金黄色的大字透露出了浓浓的老年人审美。 This is COSPLAY adds on five hair picture of inferior PS synthesis completely. 这完全就是COSPLAY加上劣质的PS合成的五毛画面。 „I have really not known.” Mizuno Sora has pushed the book, waves to express oneself are not interested. “我还真不知道。”水野空推过了册子,挥挥手表示自己不感兴趣。 But the aunt is unforgiving as before: „Young people, do not want not to believe, this is the god opens, the god opens, angel time of god punishes the evil person, but when the angel descends to earth again, will punish all non- letter/believes.” 但大妈依旧不依不饶:“年轻人,不要不相信,这是神启,神启啊,神的天使这次下来是惩罚恶人,但等到天使再度下凡,就将惩罚所有的非信者。” Mizuno Sora discovered that some peripheral unexpectedly people received the booklet, on the face also revealed the appearance that is interested, this Island Nation more than 200 million „people” the follower is really not fake, an average everyone believes in two religions. 水野空发现周边竟然有人接过了小册子,脸上还露出感兴趣的模样,这岛国有两亿多“人次”的信徒还真不假,一平均下来每个人都信仰两个宗教。 The Island Nation person does not have the mainstream to believe that not only goes to the Shintoism the shrine, goes to the temple of native Buddhism, marriage time also invited the father, regarding the attitude of religion was many letters, does not ask for money in any case, had/left the bone female this matter, the Adachi resident's belief and had the change. 岛国人没有主流信仰,既去神道教的神社,也去本土佛教的寺庙,结婚的时候也请神父,对于宗教的态度就是多少信一点,反正不要钱,出了骨女这件事,足立区市民的信仰又产生变化了。 Seeing Midzuno must leave, the aunt makes threatening gestures must throw: „You disregard the god to open like this, is to receive the disaster! When the angel descends to earth again, you regretted without enough time!” 眼瞅着水野要离开,大妈张牙舞爪的要扑上来:“你这样无视神启,是要受大难的！等到天使再次下凡的时候,你后悔都来不及了！” Kaifu Sae had a scare by the fierceness of aunt. 海部纱被大妈的狰狞吓了一跳。 Midzuno selected the eyebrow, prepares to put out a hand the aunt to open out. 水野挑了挑眉毛,准备伸手把大妈拨开。 Although aunt missionary in the past annoying, but after being rejected, did not have mood such excited time, it seems like that the bone female appearance, really deeply stimulated the nerves of certain people, person who these have the thoughts with bone female hand, thursted down not the good thought. 大妈传教士往常虽然烦人,但被拒绝后还没有情绪这么激动的时候,看来骨女的出现,果然深深刺激了某些人的神经,那些别有心思的人借着骨女的手,又强行灌输了不好的思想。 In the shrine ran out of the clergy, preventing the aunts from distributing the book and doing missionary work. 神社里冲出了神职人员,阻止着大妈们分发册子和传教。 „Going out, here is the big vulture shrine!!” “出去,这里是大鹫神社！！” „I had reported to the police, the police immediately come.” “我已经报警了,警察马上就过来。” „Receives her book.” “把她的册子收起来。” pays respects Dianqian became a hopeless mess randomly, the clergy begin the rushing aunts' book, aunts division of labor and cooperation are blocking the opposite party, is sending the book. 拜殿前乱成了一锅粥,神职人员动手抢着大妈们的册子,大妈们分工合作拦着对方,发着册子。 Harasses Midzuno's aunt to have old Divine Official in going and shrine of professional dedication very fights. 骚扰着水野的大妈十分有敬业精神的去和神社里的一名老神官搏斗起来。 „Mizuno-kun......” the arm of Kaifu Sae by the Mizuno Sora side, looks Mizuno-kun that on the face that she has doubts the belt/bring smiles. “水野君……”海部纱的胳膊靠在水野空的身旁,她疑惑的看着脸上带笑的水野君。 „Excuse me, really could not bear smile.” Mizuno Sora felt oneself are smiling by the scene like this, has the meaning of taking pleasure in others' misfortunes very much, „I think that they will use the magic war like Harry Potter, has not thought that hits a supernatural power not to have, the Spiritual God of this belief also showed due respect for the feelings.” “不好意思,实在忍不住笑了出来。”水野空觉得自己在现场旁这样笑着,很有幸灾乐祸的意思,“我以为他们会像哈利波特那样用魔法大战,没想到打起来却一点神力都没有,这信仰的神灵们也太给面子了。” Midzuno was saying was saying smiled. 水野说着说着又笑了起来。 The Kaifu Sae expression has doubts as before very much, but looks that Mizuno-kun was saying was saying appearance that smiles, to avoid Mizuno-kun is awkward, she also followed to smile. 海部纱的表情依旧很疑惑,但看着水野君说着说着又笑起来的样子,为了避免水野君尴尬,她也跟着笑了起来。 Originally Mizuno-kun is a person who likes the cold joke, it seems like oneself wanted the multi- anticipation cold joke related thing, so as to avoid could not understand cold joke that Mizuno-kun emitted. 原来水野君是一个喜欢冷笑话的人啊,看来自己要多看点冷笑话相关的东西了,免得理解不了水野君冒出的冷笑话。 When the wars of two beliefs fall into intensely, outside the shrine heard the police siren songs and calls, several patrol police said across the ginseng/partake fast. 在两个信仰的战争陷入激烈的时候,神社外传来了警笛鸣叫声,几名巡逻警们快速的穿过参道。 „Stop!” “住手！” „Is you.” “又是你们。” „Follows one us.” “跟我们走一趟吧。” The shrine personnel reveal the stance of being saved, by the patrol police who the aunts indignant disturbed carries off, just before leaving what also leads you is not religious to suffer a loss on the face is your expression, the first time were are not grasped, according to their behavior enough on criminal laws, in addition the age police headquarters does not want to detain. 神社人员纷纷露出得救的姿态,大妈们忿忿不平的被巡逻警一个个带走,在临走的时候脸上还带着你们不信教吃亏的是你们的表情,她们也不是第一次被抓了,依她们的行为根本够不上刑法,再加上年龄方面警署也不想拘留。 After the aunts boarded the police vehicle, the power and influence does not reduce, instead started to harass the police. 大妈们上了警车后,威势不减,反而开始骚扰起了警察。 Sits is also very depressed in the police vehicle front patrol police, how many batch that is this they stress? In, heard from the beginning some people believe the bone female, moreover is disseminating publicly, the police think oneself held the big fish. 坐在警车前面的巡逻警们也很郁闷,这已经是他们抓的第几批了？在一开始的时候,听说有人信仰骨女,而且在公开传播,警察们都以为自己抓住了大鱼。 When assembled large quantities of manpower and weapons, after helicopter and armored vehicle to the scene, finally only caught one group of aunts, the belt/bring went back to interrogate is only some existed sect, rubbed the hot spot to add a material to oneself temporarily. 等到调集了大批人力和武器,直升飞机、装甲车到了现场后,结果只抓到了一群大妈,带回去审问原来只是某个早就存在的教派,又蹭热点给自己临时加了点料。 Moreover gets stronger and stronger, caught this, next, is dared to do missionary work by the myocardial infarction that almost the airplane flintlock frightened besides the first group of aunts again, other held put and continues, grasped again, again continue, the entire Adachi police were miserable beyond description. 而且愈演愈烈,逮完了这一个,还有下一个,除了第一批大妈被飞机火枪吓的差点心肌梗塞不敢再传教外,其他被抓住的放出来又继续,再抓起来,再继续,整的足立区的警察苦不堪言。 After taking away the aunt, the police are also only symbolic received to scatter the book that these gripped the book patrol police in road person hand to look continually had not looked, some passers-by handed in the book the police hand, some people received. 带走了大妈后,警察也只是象征性的收了收散落的册子,那些攥在路人手中的册子巡逻警连看都没有看,有些路人把册子递到了警察手中,有些人则收好。 An aunts farce, infiltrated many people at heart, does the high school record and believe that the proportion of occult and uncanny things does not assume the inverse correlation. 大妈们刚才的一番闹剧,打入了不少人的心里,高学历和相不相信怪力乱神的比例并不呈负相关。 After watching a farce ended, Midzuno and Kaifu behind the police depart. 观看了一出闹剧结束后,水野和海部在警察后面离去。 „Does the bone that Mizuno-kun, they said female...... really exist?” On that day when the class the person watched the mobile video, Kaifu Sae shrank in the position has not gone to join in the fun. “水野君,他们说的骨女……真的存在吗？”那天班里人观看手机视频时,海部纱缩在位置上没有去凑热闹。 „Perhaps.” Midzuno was supposing this grown man definitely is not the bone female, but US , Saudi Arabia should be half. “也许吧。”水野估摸着自己这个大男人肯定不是骨女,但美沙应该算半个。 „The bone female who in these aunt mouths said that will punish does not believe......” “那些大妈口中说的骨女会惩罚不相信……” Midzuno laughs in spite of trying not to: „How can, the bone female not be specially the monster who in the legend kills the man, even if one has what monsters and freaks to dare to you to act naively, I also personally handle their bone to open.” 水野不禁失笑:“怎么会呢,骨女不是传说中专门杀男人的妖怪么,哪怕有一天真有什么牛鬼蛇神敢对你出手,我也会亲手把它们的骨头一根根拆下来。” Listened to Midzuno terrifying words, Kaifu Sae to eat the honey to be equally sweet at heart. Although knows that Mizuno-kun was saying plays, but...... was too happy. 听着水野恐怖的话语,海部纱心里想吃了蜜一样甜。虽然知道水野君是在说着玩的,但……太甜蜜了。 The appurtenance of big vulture shrine is the big vulture park, does not walk away across the park again is Kaifu Cuisine House, grasped Fukuzawa Yukichi in pocket again, Midzuno rubbed the belly saying: „Can have a food?” 大鹫神社的附属建筑是大鹫公园,穿过公园再走不远就是海部料理屋,再次握了握口袋里的福泽谕吉,水野揉着肚子说道:“要不要吃点饭？” His ancestors were the inexperienced steel straight male, in all from the film and television plays and books copied mechanically and applied slavishly to the experience of girl. 他上辈子就是个缺乏经验的钢铁直男,在对女孩子的经验上全都是从影视剧和书籍上生搬硬套。 Watched a movie with Kaifu Sae is without enough time, then ate meal together does not have the issue. 和海部纱去看一场电影是来不及了,那么一起吃顿饭是没问题的吧。 „Oh?” Kaifu Sae has eaten meal before going out, but looks at the Mizuno-kun appearance, possibly is noon has not eaten meal, she is complying following the Mizuno-kun words downward, „has, was a little hungry.” “唉？”海部纱在出门之前已经吃过了饭,但看水野君的模样,可能是中午还没有吃饭,她顺着水野君的话向下答应着,“有,有一点饿了呢。” „Walks, eats meal.” Midzuno strides toward a foreign wind shop walks, „I know that you were hungry.” “走,吃饭去。”水野跨步朝着一家洋风店走去,“我就知道你饿了。” „ei, can the foreign wind shop,...... be very expensive, or looked for one to eat casually well......, I remember that walked to have the family/home chain-like fast-food restaurant again.” “欸,洋风店,会不会……很贵啊,要不随便找一家吃就好了……啊,我记得再走一下就有家连锁快餐店。” Midzuno made contact with Kaifu's arm with the of umbrella directly: „Does not need to think economizes for me, I just received the wages, but now big rich and powerful people.” 水野直接用雨伞的柄搭上了海部的胳膊:“不用想着替我省钱,我刚领了工资,现在可是大富豪。”
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