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#464: Earth has anything to take acts


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Chapter 464 Earth has anything to take acts 第464章地球有什么拿得出手 Long-drawn-out elder sister does not need to shake hand with everyone, moreover do not move the position, making them move.” black ink is rephrasing in own words the arrangement of Canaan poorly. “悠姐不用和所有人握手,另外你不要移动位置,让他们自己动。”墨穷转述着迦南的安排。 The alone corner/horn woman naturally is the long-drawn-out elder sister, she stands firm is extending the right hand, immediately has Huaxia representative to go forward to grip. 独角女人自然是悠姐,她站定着伸出右手,立刻就有华夏代表上前握住。 The council people had completely understood that at present the situation of this alien, contacts with them with the body of earthman, that had not naturally planned that with the formality of main body, the opposite party does not mind to do in Rome as Rome does. 理事会众人已经完全理解眼前这外星人的情况了,用地球人的身体与他们接触,那自然也是没打算用本体的礼节,对方并不介意入乡随俗。 Is shaking hand, feels the long-drawn-out elder sister's body temperature, the opposite party stops after getting a smattering, immediately loosens. 握着手,感受到悠姐的体温,对方浅尝辄止,立即松开。 Is another four, comes up to shake hand with the long-drawn-out elder sister voluntarily in turn. 紧接着是另外四个,自觉地轮流上来与悠姐握手。 Not far away, has the special personnel to photograph, these pictures are representing the friendly meeting of Earth civilized and black ball civilization, will be quick gives the world publicly. 不远处,有专门的人员进行拍照,这些照片代表着地球文明与黑球文明的友好会面,将很快公开给世人。 Wuchang grasps, seal crosses the representative to gather up to come, but the long-drawn-out elder sister has taken back the right hand, the meaning of obviously not having continued. 五常握完,印渡代表凑上前来,但悠姐已经收回右手,显然没有继续下去的意思。 Cracks a joke, do the scene more than 100 country representatives, how possibly all grasp? 开玩笑,现场一百多个国家代表,怎么可能全握一遍? Without the means that seal crosses represents can only receive to reach behind the back awkwardly, hesitant the half of the day does not dare to put forward the request. 没办法,印渡代表只能尴尬地收回手,犹豫了半天也没敢提要求。 Quick, Wuchang representative crowded around the long-drawn-out elder sister to enter the reception room. 很快,五常代表就拥簇着悠姐进入了会客厅。 Here originally only then some dignified seats, all representatives will talk with the alien here. 这里原本就只有一些庄严的座位,所有代表将在这里与外星人交谈。 However after the long-drawn-out elder sister belly made a sound a moment ago one next, the advisory group decisive change plan, arranges the location, told that the chef team prepares the best good food immediately, perhaps is useful. 不过在刚才悠姐肚子响了一下后,顾问团果断改变计划,重新布置场地,吩咐厨师团队立刻准备最好的美食,说不定用得上。 When the long-drawn-out elder sister goes, inside are many a big table, but the accident is hasty, their also anything does not have on. 悠姐进去时,里面已经多了一个大餐桌,不过事发仓促,他们还什么都没上。 Black ball woman, you had mentioned the reception before, then we whether can understand, you are the official diplomat?” Huaxia representative asked. “黑球女士,您之前提到过接待,那么我们是否可以理解,您是正式的外交官?”华夏代表问道。 How to expect the long-drawn-out elder sister to sit well saying: No, our civilizations will not have official establishing diplomatic relations to the primitive culture.” 怎料悠姐坐定道:“不,我们的文明不会对原始文明有正式建交。” „......” Scene was very once silent. “……”场面一度十分寂静。 The advisory group also quite loses, these words too attacked the person. 顾问团也相当失落,这句话太打击人了。 We are not primitive, you have not possibly understood us, we have the lively culture, reasonable order and law, scientific civilized construction and industrial system......” “我们并不原始,您可能还不了解我们,我们有着繁华的文化,合理的秩序与法度,科学的文明架构与工业体系……” The long-drawn-out elder sister said: I know, but is very primitive, we have our standard.” 悠姐说道:“我知道,但就是很原始,我们有自己的标准。” „......” People heart said that was too difficult to chat! “……”众人心说太难聊天了! The advisory group said: Technology is in the lead has the rampant capital, said that we primitively are primitive, we are stubborn the leeway of mouth not to have.” 顾问团说道:“技术领先就是有嚣张的资本,说我们原始就是原始,我们连犟嘴的余地都没有。” Powerhouse formulates the standard, we can only come according to their standards.” “强者制定标准,我们只能按照他们的标准来。” Huaxia representative calms down saying: Then what is not the primitive culture? But before then, how among us are the diplomatic relations?” 华夏代表定了定神说道:“那么什么样才算不是原始文明?而在此之前,我们之间的外交关系是怎样的?” The long-drawn-out elder sister said: If you were capable of finding us, we think that you were not the primitive cultures, otherwise you forever were the primitive ethnic groups of our within the boundaries.” 悠姐说道:“如果你们有能力找到我们,我们就认为你们不是原始文明了,否则你们永远都是我们境内的原始族群。” „......” People speechless, this standard was too overbearing. “……”众人哑然,这个标准太霸道了。 An advisory group professor is very pessimistic: Domestic primitive ethnic group?” 顾问团一名教授十分悲观道:“境内的原始族群?” So that's how it is, I understood! This looked like the past geography big discovery, the colonizer found primitively indigenous, but indigenous actually does not know where the colonizer came from. Both cannot establish the coordinated exchange, forever exerts and admits unilaterally.” “原来如此,我懂了!这就像是当年的地理大发现,殖民者找到原始土著,但土著却不知道殖民者来自何方。两者根本建立不起对等的交流,永远是单方面地施加与接纳。” In the past indigenous only knows the colonizer came from the sea somewhere, just like them today, only knows the alien came from the starry sky was somewhere same. 当年土著只知道殖民者来自大海的某处,正如他们今日,只知道外星人来自星空的某处一样。 I can go to your, you must be able to come me then. Regardless of military power disparity how, this is the basic premise of establishing diplomatic relations. 我能去你那,你也要能来我这才可以。无论军事实力差距如何,这是建交的基本前提。 Others discover Earth at the same time, directly the entire Earth annexing in their sphere of influence. 人家发现地球的同时,也直接把整个地球给圈进了他们的势力范围内。 Earth at this moment, looks like the tribe in Amazon jungle, even others occupied the entire South America, knows nothing. 此刻的地球,就像是亚马逊丛林里的部落,连别人占据了整个南美,都毫不知情。 I think that the backwardness of science and technology, cannot cover the civilized the brilliance...... you also certainly is mature with having the civilization of order, we anticipate and peace of expensive/noble civilization friendly......” have the representative anxious say/way. “我认为科技的落后,并不能掩盖文明的光辉……你们也一定是成熟与拥有秩序的文明,我们非常地期待与贵文明的和平友好……”有代表急切道。 The long-drawn-out elder sister anti- does not hit to block the way: Sufficed! Stupid pacifist!” 悠姐不耐地打断道:“够了!愚蠢的和平主义者!” The people stagnate, these words saying was too heavy, immediately caused the panic of part representative. 众人一滞,这句话说的太重了,立即引起了部分代表的恐慌。 Is good said because of the following long-drawn-out elder sister: You the excuse that needs the redundant peace to be repeatedly friendly and so on, the war do not stem from the benefit. If you have the invaded qualifications, I will not sit here, you again the peace-loving not to have the significance.” 好在接下来悠姐说道:“你们不需要一遍又一遍地重复和平友好之类的说辞,战争源于利益。如果你们有被侵略的资格,我根本不会坐在这里,你们再爱好和平也没有意义。” We will not crusade against a primitive ethnic group far away, your resources we have, and universe everywhere is.” “我们不会大老远去讨伐一个原始的族群,你们的资源我们都有,且宇宙到处都是。” Please endlessly do not repeat such idle talk, I felt that my wisdom was insulted.” “请不要不断地重复这样的废话,我感觉自己的智慧被侮辱了。” Although the long-drawn-out elder sister spoke to be relentless, but many representatives instead felt relieved, the straight feeling whole body was the perspiration. 尽管悠姐说话毫不留情,但很多代表反而放下心来,直感觉浑身是汗。 Advisory group also relenting gas channel/angrily said: Right...... right...... then right, the element on Earth, all rock planets have, on Earth except for the life, has no special resources.” 顾问团也松了口气道:“没错……没错……这才对,地球上的元素,所有岩石行星都有,地球上除了生命,根本没有什么特别的稀土资源。” Yes, the war must have a goal, only if the reason that brings disgrace on the nation and so on, otherwise they disdain in radically invading the civilization of single star.” “是啊,战争总得有个目的,除非是辱国之类的原因,否则他们根本不屑于侵略单个星球的文明。” If the aliens attack Earth for the resources, with mental handicap no difference, so long as the producing capacity is enough, Earth regarding the alien, is almost a lean ore planet. 外星人若为了资源攻打地球,跟智障没什么区别,只要开采能力足够,地球对于外星人而言,几乎是一颗贫矿行星。 As for the technology, that had no interest, the technology of opposite party could not have understood to the basis high, can span the length and breadth interstellar the technology, compared with them does not know where high. 至于技术,那就更没有兴趣了,对方的技术已经高到根本看不懂了,能跨越广袤星际的技术,比他们不知道高到哪里去了。 Is afraid their technology to explode counter- ultra, does not exist, the detector arrived, only needs to stay here, can monitor their development forever. 害怕他们技术爆炸反超,就更不存在了,探测器都到了,只需要留在这里,就可以永远监视他们的发展。 The advisory group believes that black ball, destroys all men that fly from Earth, is very simple matter. 顾问团相信,那颗黑球,把所有从地球飞出去的人造物都毁灭,是很简单的事。 Various this all sorts, the Earth civilization has not threatened in the opposite party eyes, without the benefit may attempt, simply is a mascot. 诸此种种,地球文明在对方眼里既没有威胁,也没有利益可图,简直就是个吉祥物。 This to the present Earth civilization, is very safe status. 这对现在的地球文明而言,是很安全的身份。 „, Will you allow the Earth civilization to continue to develop?” Wallace asked. “那么,你们会允许地球文明继续发展下去吗?”华莱士问道。 Long-drawn-out elder sister tranquil say/way: I only represent come to here to play personally, regarding the primitive culture, the finder has the right of disposal. Told you a fact, in the territory that I in oneself bought newly discovered you. Is centered on the sirius in your cognition, in 18 light years in diameter all galaxies, in became my private property some time ago.” 悠姐平静道:“我仅代表个人来这里游玩,对于原始文明,发现者具有处置权。告诉你们一个事实吧,我是在自己新买的领地上发现了你们。以你们认知中的天狼星为中心,直径18光年内所有恒星系,在不久前都成了我的私有财产。” Technical bottleneck limited you, perhaps in my lifetime, you cannot pose any threat to me. Your future, give my later generation processing.” “科技瓶颈本身就限制了你们,在我有生之年,或许你们不能对我产生任何威胁。你们的未来,就交给我的后人处理吧。” „......” People do not know that should make what expression to come facing this reality. “……”众人不知道该作何表情来面对这个现实。 Rejoiced at the same time, felt that is very brutal and pitiful. 庆幸的同时,又感觉十分的残酷与可悲。 Earth can develop now calmly and steadily, but they are actually in a higher civilized in the individual private territory, perhaps in the remote future, others will choose to eliminate them suddenly. 地球现在可以安稳发展下去,但他们却处于一个高等文明的个体的私有领地内,或许在遥远的未来,人家会突然选择消灭他们。 The advisory group soon realized, their opportunities lie in this alien at present. 顾问团很快意识到,他们的机会在于眼前这个外星人。 Must stand firm this alien, must make him have the enormous favorable impression to Earth, this may when the Earth civilization threatens the opposite party, the opposite party as before does not choose to eliminate them, to receive in exchange more time. 必须要稳住这个外星人,要让他对地球产生极大的好感,这才有可能在地球文明以后威胁到对方时,对方依旧不选择消灭他们,以换取更多的时间。 Preferably, can trade with her, gets some practical interests. 最好,能跟她交易一番,获得一些实际利益。 Black ball woman, we have the artistic culture of vigorous development, before the deduction in sand beach, what do you feel? Actually we have......” Wallace to say. “黑球女士,我们有蓬勃发展的艺术文化,之前在沙滩上的演绎,您感觉如何?其实我们还有……”华莱士道。 What? Is that the art?” Long-drawn-out elder sister startled say/way. “什么?那是艺术?”悠姐惊道。 Wallace body one stiff, felt that on this day cannot chat. 华莱士身体一僵,感觉这天聊不下去了。 Was good because of this time, one group of special agents carried the dinner plate to come, Huaxia representative changes the topic immediately: We prepared the sumptuous lunch for your substitute person.” 好在这时,有一群特勤人员端着餐盘进来,华夏代表立刻岔开话题道:“我们为您的替身准备了丰盛的午餐。” Long-drawn-out elder sister tranquil say/way: Your recipes I see simply, many processing modes, destroyed the nutrition of food. The nutrition of substitute person is full very much, does not need to supplement.” 悠姐平静道:“你们的食谱我简单地了解过,很多处理方式,破坏了食材的营养。替身的营养很充盈,不需要补充。” The people somewhat lose, this alien was too difficult to entertain, the first impression was very important, others this visits, if Earth were no interesting, others perhaps future dozens over a hundred years not again. 众人都有些失落,这外星人太难招待了,第一印象十分重要,人家这次来访,如果地球没有什么意思,人家或许未来几十上百年都不会再来。 When will come next time again, perhaps directly was the ruination attacked, or swept clear. 等下次再来时,兴许就直接是毁灭性打击了,或者说是清扫。 But the resources do not have the attraction, the technology is the trash, aesthetic also different, the art to does not glance, does not need to eat food, what thing does Earth have to take acts? 可是资源没吸引力,技术更是垃圾,审美也不一样,艺术都对不上眼,连食物都不需要吃,地球还有什么东西拿得出手? Several represent to look at each other in blank dismay, is thinking exhaustively. 几个代表面面相觑,绞尽脑汁地思索着。 Feeling at this moment, like discussed the public relations of business with the super client, if taking must first give it, but the alien as if has to lubricate the salt not to enter. 此刻的感受,像极了跟大客户谈生意的公关,若要取之必先予之,可外星人似乎有点油盐不进。 Prepared the good sumptuous lunch to carry as before, was placed on the table. 准备好的丰盛午餐依旧端了上来,摆在桌上。 But the long-drawn-out elder sister actually looked that disdains to look said: I do not need to eat food......” 可是悠姐却看都不屑看一眼道:“我不需要进食……” Cluck......” finishes speaking, belly actually cluck. “咕咕……”话音刚落,肚子却又咕咕叫了起来。 Huaxia representative sees that saying: I know that you for the energy that the substitute person takes, deciding is a more efficient feed way, but didn't you say? Must treat as the person on one's own side to regard your substitute person.” 华夏代表见状说道:“我知道你为替身摄入的能量,定是一种更高效的进食方式,但您不是说了吗?要把您的替身当做自己人来看待。” Perhaps our food to you are not anything, but we really have the sincerity very much.” “或许我们的食物对您而言不算什么,但我们真的很有诚意。” Was the alien has really said personally, at involving the matter of substitute person, treated as the earthman to regard well him. 真的是外星人亲口说过,在涉及替身的事上,将其当做地球人看待就好的。 The long-drawn-out elder sister listened saying: Your acts in my eyes seem very laughable, but I can understand you.” 悠姐听了说道:“你们的行径在我眼里显得十分可笑,但我能理解你们。” I only eat one......” “我只吃一口……” Then, grasped a sliced meat to force in the mouth with the hand directly. 说罢,直接用手抓起了一条肉片塞进了嘴里。 Saw her to eat one, was no response, Huaxia representative sighs, lets person closing. 见她吃了一口,还是没什么反应,华夏代表叹了口气,让人收盘子。 However this time, the long-drawn-out elder sister actually stops saying: Do not move, what I said is a main body magnitude.” 然而这次,悠姐却制止道:“别动,我说的是本体一口的量级。” Saying , the stopper a meat, the facial expression was very subtle. 说着,又塞了一口肉,神情十分微妙。 „......” Does not see her one one after another, a plate of meat ate none. “唔……”就见她一口一口又一口,一盘肉吃了个精光。 The people exchange the look slightly, some people asked: „Did your main body magnitude finish eating?” 众人稍稍交换眼神,有人问道:“您本体一口的量级吃完了吗?” No, this comes one again.” Long-drawn-out elder sister complexion strange say/way. “没有,这个再来一盘。”悠姐面色古怪道。 Huaxia representative is demonstrating the tableware consumer Buddhist law: Perhaps you can taste again other.” 华夏代表示范着餐具使用方法道:“也许您可以再尝尝别的。” The long-drawn-out elder sister is knitting the brows, poked a fish meat to admit the mouth. 悠姐皱着眉,又戳了一块鱼肉放进嘴里。 Un?” The long-drawn-out elder sister brow selects high, tightened that fish to eat. “嗯?”悠姐眉头高挑,又紧着那一盘鱼吃了起来。 ...... …… p.s: Sorry. p.s:抱歉。 ( This chapter ends) (本章完)
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