Jiang Qi rushes to woof Xinghua office time, Feng spirit already in office entrance. 江祺赶到汪杏花办公室的时候,冯灵已经在办公室门口了。 On Feng spirit also wears the costume that has not taken off, obviously receives the news that the river tea sent to catch up temporarily in the rehearsal. «Picks the Mulberry Female» first performance is about to begin, the day of first performance has decided that the day is Wang Shiliang calculates, on March 7, said that is this day performs the effect is very certainly good. 冯灵身上还穿着没脱下来的戏服,显然是在排练的时候收到了江茶发来的消息临时赶来的。《采桑女》首演在即,首演的日子都已经定了,日子是王世良算出来的,3月7日,说是这天演出效果一定特别好。 Calculates Wang Shiliang give an exaggerated account of things said a big pile, a Jiang Qi character did not remember, remembered March 7 this key date. 算的时候王世良天花乱坠地说了一大堆,江祺一个字也没记住,就记住了3月7日这个关键日期。 However Feng spirit letter/believes this actually very much, afterward also asked Wang Shiliang to help considering as finished first performance transporting potential of that day, in the stage placing of several irrelevanting small items, on the difference calculate of that day should wear what color sock to come to the theater. 不过冯灵倒是很信这个,后来又拜托王世良帮忙算了首演那天的运势,舞台上几件无关痛痒的小道具的摆放,就差算那天该穿什么颜色的袜子来剧院了。 Jiang Qi looked at sock on the Feng spirit foot, the red. 江祺看了一眼冯灵脚上的袜子,红色的。 Feng spirit has not noticed the Jiang Qi strange emphasis, stands in the entrance, points is sitting behind the desk looks very normal, the left hand supports the head, the head is lowering, the right hand index finger also places on the phone screen probably woof Xinghua who brushes the cell phone. 冯灵没注意到江祺奇怪的关注点,站在门口,指着坐在办公桌后面看上去非常正常,左手撑着头,头低着,右手食指还放在手机屏幕上好像正在刷手机的汪杏花。 If carefully observes will discover, although woof Xinghua the eye opens the eyes to look at the cell phone, but child Kong does not focus completely, seemed like the soul to have the hole generally, was joined to her symbolic pale face, was much stranger. 如果仔细观察就会发现,汪杏花虽然眼睛是睁着看手机的,但童孔完全不聚焦,看上去就像是灵魂出窍了一般,配上她那张标志性的惨白的脸,诡异得可怕。 „No one comes.” Feng Lingdao, „I have been defending in the entrance, the boss you go in quickly.” “没有人来。”冯灵道,“我一直在门口守着,老板你快进去吧。” Jiang Qi nods, arrives at side woof Xinghua, had a look at her just to buy anything while convenient, bought itself a rise star directly. 江祺点点头,走到汪杏花身边,顺便看看她刚刚买了什么,直接把自己买升星了。 woof Xinghua phone interface pays the successful contact surface. 汪杏花的手机界面是支付成功的界面。 Skipping. 跳转。 Very good, a 160,000 package. 很好,一个16万的包。 This very apricot blossom. 这很杏花。 In a while, the people arrived. 没过多久,众人就都到了。 Rising the three-star is an important matter, regarding the character card, rises three stars to be able not only the unlocking complete memory, but can also to turn into one truly livingly has the legal identity person, can give a Jiang Qi gift while convenient. 升三星是一件大事,对于人物卡而言,升三星不光可以解锁全部的记忆,还可以以真正变成一个活生生的拥有合法身份的人,顺便还可以送江祺一件礼物。 woof Xinghua is not the character card, but she rises three stars actually to need to conduct three stars like the character card to choose, this appears her three stars becomes especially special. 汪杏花不是人物卡,可她升三星却像人物卡一样需要进行三星选择,这就显得她的三星变得格外特殊。 woof Xinghua three stars choice continued to be very long. 汪杏花的三星选择持续了很久。 Specifically how long? 具体有多久呢？ This time suffices woof Xinghua to eat 100 hamburger probably. 这个时间大概够汪杏花吃100个汉堡。 Sees woof Xinghua not to choose slowly, related best Feng spirit to start with woof Xinghua to be somewhat anxious. Feng spirit has risen three stars, she knows the general flow, therefore she also knows that rises three stars not to need to spend such long time normally. 见汪杏花迟迟还没有选择好,和汪杏花关系最好的冯灵开始有些急了。冯灵是升过三星的,她知道大概流程,因此她也知道正常升三星根本不需要花这么长的时间。 Even if Johann rose three stars initially time, Zzanka plays the goods list that his property can exchange all reads, now will still read two rounds. 就算当初老约翰升三星的时候,让卡牌游戏把他的财产可以兑换的物品清单全都念一遍,现在也该念完两轮了。 „Shouldn't, apricot blossom three stars choice be so how slow?” Feng Lingji must spin in woof Xinghua office, has a look at motionless woof Xinghua, has a look at and she equally anxious people, has a look at the time on the cell phone demonstrating, „this one hour, what was the apricot blossom making to choose?” “不应该啊,杏花这个三星选择怎么这么慢呀？”冯灵急得在汪杏花的办公室里直打转,看看一动不动的汪杏花,看看和她一样焦急的众人,又看看手机上显示的时间,“这都一个多小时了,杏花到底是在做什么选择呀？” „Is woof fellow daoist has the choice difficulty sickness?” River tea some indefinite said/tunnel. “是不是汪道友有选择困难症？”江茶有些不确定地道。 King two he shakes the head again and again: „Apricot blossom elder sister has not chosen the difficulty sickness, she always all wants if possible, cannot the words want most to like directly, the apricot blossom elder sister never elects.” 王二丫连连摇头:“杏花姐姐才没有选择困难症呢,她一向都是如果可以的话全都要,不可以的话就直接要自己最喜欢的,杏花姐姐从来不选。” „But what three stars choice needs to elect for one hour?” Feng Lingji, what accident/surprise „should apricot blossom not be? She is not only not a person is not the ghost, actually that half ghost king is what thing I have not done to understand now, her will not have elected, elected oneself?” “可是什么三星选择要选一个多小时呀？”冯灵急得不行,“杏花该不会是出什么意外了吧？她既不是人又不是鬼,那个半鬼王究竟是个什么东西我现在也没有搞明白,她不会一个没选好,把自己选死了吧？” Listened to Feng spirit saying that everyone unavoidably some thump. 听冯灵这么说,大家心里不免都有些咯噔。 Yes, woof Xinghua is half ghost king, but half ghost king is anything not only everyone is actually not clear, woof Xinghua are not clear. 是啊,汪杏花是半鬼王,可半鬼王究竟是个什么东西不光大家不清楚,汪杏花自己都不清楚。 „Boss, or you ask that customer service of that what card sign game, asks that actually he is what situation?” Huang Fugui proposed. “老板,要不你问问那个什么卡牌游戏的客服,问问他究竟是个什么情况？”黄富贵提议。 Jiang Qi feels, pulls out the cell phone to start to type hastily. 江祺觉得可以,连忙掏出手机开始打字。 No matter the small card can reply, first asks safely always. 不管小卡会不会回答,先问一下总是安心的。 Is hitting, woof Xinghua moved. 正打着呢,汪杏花动了。 Stands quarts on woof Xinghua front desk, first noticed woof Xinghua change, yelled: „Apricot blossom young lady awakes!” 站在汪杏花面前的办公桌上的夸夸,第一时间注意到了汪杏花的变化,大叫:“杏花小姐醒啦！” People simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform looks to woof Xinghua. 众人齐齐看向汪杏花。 woof Xinghua truly was ‚awoke’, she blinks, some incredible to pinch their arm, yelled. 汪杏花确实是‘醒了’,她眨了眨眼睛,有些不可置信的掐了一下自己的胳膊,嗷地一声大叫出来。 „Good, the apricot blossom you may be elect, your three stars choice elected for one hour you to make me be worried quickly!” Feng spirit plunges woof Xinghua directly. “太好了,杏花你可算是选完了,你这个三星选择选了一个多小时你都快让我担心死了！”冯灵直接扑向汪杏花。 King two he echoes in the nearby: „Yes the apricot blossom elder sister, Elder Sister Feng spirit was worried to be about to shed tears a moment ago.” 王二丫在边上附和:“是啊杏花姐姐,刚才冯灵姐姐担心得都快掉眼泪了。” Waited for woof Xinghua to tell the people her three stars to choose in everyone chose anything, she now is what situation time, woof Xinghua sudden one lay on the table, wailed. 就在大家等着汪杏花告诉众人她的三星选择到底选了什么,她现在到底是个什么情况的时候,汪杏花突然一下趴在了桌子上,嚎啕大哭起来。 It is not pretending crying that Lili habitually uses, really cries, crying of unusual true feelings true feelings, the tears same fell with the bead of line downward, the sadness of sound, making one listen to be cannot help but moved. 不是丽丽惯用的假哭,是真哭,非常真情实感的哭,眼泪跟断了线的珠子一样噼里啪啦的往下掉,声音之悲切,让人听了就不由得为之动容。 woof Xinghua cried everyone ignorant. 汪杏花把大家都哭懵了。 Threw does not dare to throw to half of Feng spirit upward. 扑到一半的冯灵都不敢往上扑了。 Huang Fugui said in Johann ear low voice: „Brother John, you said that apricot blossom girl has what specially pitiful passing, but she has forgotten before, now thinks that only feels sadness, therefore cries this appearance. She before compared with before you also miserable?” 黄富贵小声在老约翰耳边说:“约翰兄弟,你说杏花这丫头是不是有什么特别悲惨的过往,只不过她之前一直忘了,现在想起来只觉得悲从中来,所以才哭成这个样子。她之前是不是比你之前还惨？” Johann:......? 老约翰:……？ Johann said silently: „I have not cried.” 老约翰默默道:“我没哭。” Lilian's idea and Huang Fugui are similar, asked Principal Peggy and zero teacher low voice: „What did apricot blossom think of specially pitiful past events?” 莉莉安的想法和黄富贵差不多,也小声问佩吉校长和零老师:“杏花是不是想到了什么特别悲惨的往事？” Principal Peggy shakes the head: „Not like.” 佩吉校长摇摇头:“不像。” „She seem like because just pinched oneself one to cry.” “她倒像是因为刚刚掐了自己一下而哭的。” Next second, woof Xinghua words on left Zheng judgment of Principal Peggy. 下一秒,汪杏花的话就左证了佩吉校长的判断。 „, I turned into the person, I really turned into the person unexpectedly. I do not want to work as the person, I must work as the ghost !” “哇,我变成人了,我居然真的变成人了。我不想当人,我要当鬼,哇！” People:...... 众人:…… Jiang Qi knows, at this time, his boss should stand to speak two words. 江祺知道,这种时候,他这个老板就该站出来说两句话了。 Jiang Qi brings the ellipsis of whole face to arrive at Near woof Xinghua, comforting racket her shoulder: „Apricot blossom, takes easy. When the person does not have nothing well, you looked the boss I worked as so many year of people very well not also?” 江祺带着满脸的省略号走到汪杏花边上,安抚性地拍拍她的肩:“杏花,想开点。当人也没什么不好,你看老板我当了这么多年人不也挺好的吗？” „!” woof Xinghua cried sadly. “哇！”汪杏花哭得更悲切了。 „I must you sleep like the boss every day, cannot want to eat anything to eat anything, cannot by robbing to make one's own way, I must do good to accumulate the merit, I do good have not been able to attempt the wealth.” “我要像老板你一样每天睡觉了,不能想吃什么吃什么了,不能靠抢劫发家致富了,我还得做好事积功德,我做好事还不能图财。” „Wū wū wū wū wū wū.” “呜呜呜呜呜呜。” Jiang Qi:? 江祺:？ „Why do you want to do good to accumulate the merit?” Jiang Qi is not quite clear, the subconsciousness looked at a Lili, this by the ghost who the merit eats meal. “你为什么要做好事积功德？”江祺不太明白,下意识看了一眼丽丽,这才是靠功德吃饭的鬼呐。 woof Xinghua completed three stars to choose change, turned into Guman child from half ghost king? 汪杏花做完三星选择改属性了,从半鬼王变成古曼童了？ woof Xinghua cried a while, recovered consciousness finally, is sobbing raising the head, looks at the people in office, the sobbing said/tunnel: „I now was a person.” 汪杏花哭了一会儿,总算是缓过来了,抽噎着抬起头,看着办公室里的众人,哽咽地道:“我现在是人了。” People simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform nods , indicating that this matter everyone has known. 众人齐齐点头,表示这件事情大家已经知道了。 „Apricot blossom, is actually your three stars choice what?” Jiang Qi asked curiously, „you aren't the special card? Why will have three stars to choose.” “杏花,你的三星选择究竟是什么？”江祺好奇地问,“你不是特殊卡吗？为什么会有三星选择。” woof Xinghua wiped tears: „I am the special card, therefore my three stars chooses and Feng spirit they are not quite same.” 汪杏花抹了抹眼泪:“我是特殊卡,所以我的三星选择和冯灵她们不太一样。” „They are the choice must stay here to work as the person, returns to originally the world.” “她们是选择要留在这里当人,还是返回原本世界。” „I am the choice stay here to turn into the person, accumulates the merit then reincarnation reincarnation enough. The choice kept the boss you to pass away here as half ghost king, then returned to my original world to continue to cultivate, that sound said perhaps, if my luck were good to cultivation the ghost king. If the luck very cannot cultivation the ghost king, can accumulate a merit, this cannot the reincarnation, later still be able to go to the hell even to mix a ghost difference to work as.” “我是选择留在这里变成人,攒够功德接着投胎转世。还是选择以半鬼王的身份在这边留到老板你去世,然后再回到我原本的世界继续修炼,那个声音说如果我运气好的话没准可以修炼成鬼王。如果运气不好不能修炼成鬼王,也可以多攒点功德,这样就算不能投胎,以后也能去地府混个鬼差当的。” „.” Arranged king two him of dozens years of team to make the sound of envying at the hell. “哇。”在地府排了几十年队的王二丫发出了羡慕的声音。 „Therefore...... you choose to stay here to turn into the person, accumulates the merit, then reincarnation reincarnation?” Jiang Qi was surprised the tonality becomes high. “所以……你选择留在这里变成人,攒功德,然后转世投胎？”江祺惊讶得音调都变高了。 woof should Xinghua not be such rigid in can the ghost of reincarnation reincarnation? 汪杏花应该不是这么执着于可以转世投胎的鬼吧？ It looks like in Jiang Qi, woof Xinghua does not care about what previous generation this life. Her lifetime principle is this whole life joyful was enough, the next generation closes my trifling thing. 在江祺看来,汪杏花是不在乎什么前世今生的。她的人生准则是这辈子快乐就行,下辈子关我屁事。 woof does Xinghua want to work as the person, in that sad weeping sound can listen a moment ago from her. 汪杏花想不想当人,从她刚才那悲切的哭声中就能听出来。 One is to turn into the person, accumulates the merit, the reincarnation reincarnation. 一个是变成人,攒功德,投胎转世。 One is to continue to work as half ghost king, the cultivation, cultivates the inadequate ghost king to accumulate the merit again, when the ghost is bad. 一个是继续当半鬼王,修炼,修炼不成鬼王再攒功德,当鬼差。 How striking contrast, how easy choice. 多么强烈的对比,多么容易的选择。 woof Xinghua was insane will choose to work as the person. 汪杏花是疯了才会选择当人。 Therefore...... she cries such miserably , because she did elect incautiously wrong? 所以……她之所以哭得这么惨,是因为她一不小心选错了？ Jiang Qi looked that in woof Xinghua look were many for several points to sympathize. 江祺看汪杏花的眼神中多了几分同情。 „Why that apricot blossom elder sister can you choose to work as the person?” King two he helps everyone ask that doubts in their heart, „is because you don't want to work as the ghost to be bad? Actually when the ghost misses very well, I these ghosts who see in the hell misses Elder Brother elder sister, although usually works is very busy, but...... is at least more free than our these ghosts.” “那杏花姐姐你为什么要选择当人呐？”王二丫帮大家问出了他们心中的疑惑,“是因为你不想当鬼差吗？其实当鬼差挺好的,我在地府见到的那些鬼差哥哥姐姐虽然平时工作都很忙,但……至少比我们这些鬼自由。” By a king two his such saying, woof Xinghua tears came out. 被王二丫这么一说,汪杏花的眼泪又出来了。 After turning into the person, woof Xinghua tear gland was also more developed. 变成人之后,汪杏花的泪腺也发达了很多。 „Because of...... because of...... because of my damn father!” woof Xinghua is wiping tears while said that „before my father, wasn't repaired to deceive by that damn evil? He thinks that he according to cultivates does the life that evilly said can rescue my, is actually frightened out of one's wits finally, the opportunity that even the reincarnation is reincarnated does not have.” “因为……因为……都是因为我那个该死的爹！”汪杏花一边抹着眼泪一边道,“我爹之前不是被那个该死的邪修骗了吗？他以为他按照邪修说的去做可以救我的命,结果却是魂飞魄散,连投胎转世的机会都没有。” „That sound told me, I am because my father's life turns into half ghost king, if I continue to work as half ghost king, my father never possible reincarnation reincarnation. Only then I choose to turn into the person, gives back to my father the life, he can the reincarnation reincarnation.” “那个声音跟我说,我是因为我爹的命才变成半鬼王的,如果我继续当半鬼王,我爹就永远不可能投胎转世。只有我选择变成人,把命还给我爹,他才能投胎转世。” „I turn into the person to be insufficient, I must make up big pile of merits, I owe many many merits now. If these merits cannot make up, my having no way reincarnation reincarnation.” “我变成人还不够,我还要补一大堆功德,我现在欠了好多好多功德。这些功德要是补不上,我就没法投胎转世了。” „How my father had my such filial daughter, who is also willing to put ghost well not to work as to work as this person besides me!” “我爹怎么就生了我这么个孝顺的女儿啊,除了我还有谁愿意放着好好的鬼不当来当这个人啊！” „Father, you may give others a bad time me wū wū wū wū.” “爹,你可把我害苦了呜呜呜呜呜。” People:...... 众人:…… Has the filial piety, but is not many. 有孝心,但不是很多。 Jiang Qi has not thought that woof Xinghua can have the opportunity reincarnation reincarnation for woof Banzhu unexpectedly, gives up, when the ghost then works as the person, suddenly slightly is somewhat moved. 江祺没想到汪杏花居然可以为了汪班主有机会转世投胎,放弃当鬼转而当人,一时间有些小感动。 „Right apricot blossom, can't the doing merit that you said what meaning but attempt the wealth is?” Jiang Qi asked. “对了杏花,你说的做功德但不能图财是什么意思？”江祺问。 „Before is...... me, didn't behave righteously many times?” “就是……我之前不也见义勇为了很多次吗？” „I think the merit that I accumulate are definitely many, finally before me, behaves righteously does not calculate. That damn broken sound said that my beforehand behaving righteously does not want to do good truly, for money, is eats black black, is not the merit.” “我以为我攒的功德肯定很多,结果我之前见义勇为的都不怎么算。那个该死的破声音说我之前的见义勇为都不是真正想做好事,都是为了钱,是黑吃黑,不算功德。” „Amn't I, why the merit?! My ghost must eat meal even, do I do good with me take a money to have the conflict while convenient? Did I do good cannot reward itself?” “我呸,凭什么不算功德呀？！我就算是鬼也要吃饭,我做好事和我顺便拿点钱有冲突吗？我都做好事了就不能奖励一下自己吗？” People:...... 众人:…… Thinks oneself must complete the multi- good deeds to accumulate the merit, was unable for money, woof Xinghua not to bear and cry. 一想到自己还要做好多好事攒功德,还不能为了钱,汪杏花没忍住又哭了起来。 Cries to cry, woof Xinghua remembered anything suddenly probably, the weeping sound stagnates, raised the head to get angry, looks at Jiang Qi pitifully: „Boss, I have turned into the person now, did not have the means to perform at the annual meeting again stutters five hamburger.” 哭着哭着,汪杏花突然像是想起了什么,哭声一滞,抬头红着眼,可怜巴巴地看着江祺:“老板,我现在已经变成人了,再也没有办法在年会上表演一口吃五个汉堡了。” „Can make me experience to give the performance again to eat the feeling that hamburger does not ask for money at the annual meeting, buys 5 double-decked beef forts for me, double cucumber pickles, double tomato, double cheese.” “可不可以再让我体验一下在年会表演节目吃汉堡不要钱的感觉,给我买五个双层牛肉堡,双倍酸黄瓜,双倍番茄,双倍芝士。” Jiang Qi: „? Can you eat up?” 江祺:“？你吃得下吗？” „Cannot eat up, but can put in the refrigerator to eat tomorrow again.” “吃不下,但是可以放冰箱里明天再吃。” Looked that changes the person in woof Xinghua for the father, in filial piety praise worthy share, even if Jiang Qi is now poorer than woof Xinghua, he shelled out to select going of five double-decked beef forts. 看在汪杏花为父变人,孝心可嘉的份上,纵使江祺现在比汪杏花贫穷很多,他还是自掏腰包点了五个双层牛肉堡的外卖。 On road that waits to go sends, others start the comfort to turn into woof Xinghua of person one after another, the narration, when the person does not have nothing well. 等着外卖送来的路上,其他人开始轮番安慰已经变成人的汪杏花,叙述当人也没什么不好。 Except that cannot fly, cannot entangle oneself on the lamp, cannot the stealth, unable to eat and drink extravagantly, has no alternative but to sleep, cannot use beyond the superpower nothing is not good. 除了不能飞,不能把自己缠在灯上,不能隐身,不能大吃大喝,不能不睡觉,不能动用超能力之外也没什么不好的。 When the person at least can...... be able............ 当人至少可以……可以……可以…… Can have the ID card. 可以有身份证。 Is comforting, woof Xinghua remembered a matter suddenly: „Right boss, that sound and I said, making me remind you to remember used the staff to advertise for the ticket( death version), said that had the pleasant surprise.” 正安慰着,汪杏花突然想起了一件事:“对了老板,那个声音和我说,让我提醒你记得使用员工招聘券(死亡版),说是有惊喜。” Pleasantly surprised? 惊喜？ How listened to woof apricot blossom saying that Jiang Qi selected open/start card the package hastily, the use staff advertises for the ticket( death version). 听汪杏花怎么说,江祺连忙点开卡牌包,使用员工招聘券(死亡版)。 Jiang Qi the 1st time was not advertised for the ticket with this staff. This time recruitment ticket needs certainly to advertise for the time, Jiang Qi silly defending in has not renovated is waiting, after using withdraws, after a period of time goes back to look at was enough that this contact surface non-stop again. 江祺也不是第一次用这种员工招聘券了。这次的招聘券需要一定的招聘时间,江祺没有傻傻的守在这个界面不停的刷新干等着,使用完后退出,过段时间再回去看就行。 After 20 minutes, woof Xinghua 5 double-decked beef forts. 20分钟后,汪杏花的五个双层牛肉堡到了。 hamburger must eat before it's too late is delicious, because this hamburger is the boss selects, the entrance security little elder brother delivered to the theater entrance hamburger attentively directly, Jiang Qi went out to take personally. 汉堡要趁热吃才好吃,因为这个汉堡是老板点的,门口的保安小哥非常殷勤地把汉堡直接送到了剧院门口,江祺亲自出去拿。 When Jiang Qi goes back, the people have dispersed, only keeps woof Xinghua in the office. 等江祺回去的时候,众人已经散了,只留汪杏花一人在办公室里。 woof Xinghua received to go, disassembles, opens big mouth one to nip Bangebao. 汪杏花接过外卖,拆开,张大嘴一口咬下半个堡。 And Two and three. 一口、两口、三口。 A hamburger did not have. 一个汉堡无了。 Possibly for works as the ghost profession to cherish the memory of oneself elapsing, woof Xinghua the eating hamburger way that uses once most to love eats the present hamburger specially. 可能是为了缅怀自己逝去的当鬼生涯,汪杏花特意用了曾经最爱的吃汉堡方式来吃现在的汉堡。 Jiang Qi sits on the sofa in office was hearing the flavor of fragrant double-decked beef fort, selected open/start card package of examinations to incur what pleasant surprise. 江祺坐在办公室里的沙发上闻着喷香的双层牛肉堡的味道,点开卡牌包查看招到了什么惊喜。 Congratulated you to receive 3 resumes! 恭喜您收到了三份简历！ 3, is a little few. 三份呀,有点少。 The Jiang Qi point opens the resume that receives. 江祺点开收到的简历。 Seeking employment person: 11 求职人:一一 Seeking employment intention: The hell's third office 求职意向:地府第三办事处 Employment history: The hell's sixth office senior office worker, works conscientiously for 600 years, has the honor to receive three grading six office best staff, a hell model worker. 工作经历:地府第六办事处资深办事员,兢兢业业工作六百年,荣获三次第六办事处最佳员工,一次地府劳模。 Seeking employment manifesto: The mother, exactly were also recently many, is really not the ghost difference does! Your third office is so how difficult, previous time throws the resume not to pass, this time the hiring, looks at me to throw! 求职宣言:妈的,最近活又多了,真不是鬼差干的！你们第三办事处怎么就这么难进,上次投简历就不通过,这次又招人,看我投！ ! ！ Jiang Qi:? 江祺:？ Has this resume previous time received? 这份简历上次是不是收到过？ Jiang Qi looks to next. 江祺看向下一封。 Seeking employment person: Gong Facai 求职人:龚发财 Seeking employment intention: Repairs evilly 求职意向:邪修 Employment history: 40 years cultivate/repair evilly conscientiously, have always been making efforts to murder for money, finally turn over. 工作经历:40年邪修兢兢业业,一直致力于谋财害命,最终翻车。 Seeking employment manifesto: How the father will be done by a small girl, making me go back to kill her! The words saying that this gadget previous time hasn't issued me one time? Why makes me write one time? 求职宣言:老子怎么会被一个小丫头搞死,让我回去弄死她！话说这玩意儿上次不是已经发给我一次了吗？为什么又让我写一次？ Jiang Qi:? 江祺:？ This resume he has also received, isn't kills woof Banzhu evil to cultivate/repair? 这个简历他也收到过呀,不就是害死汪班主的邪修吗？ Pleasant surprise where? Where has the pleasant surprise? 惊喜在哪里？哪里有惊喜？ Jiang Qi can only look to the last resume. 江祺只能看向最后一封简历。 Seeking employment person: woof Pingxiu 求职人:汪平修 Seeking employment intention: Impresario 求职意向:班主 Employment history: Wang class outstanding impresario 工作经历:汪家班优秀班主 Seeking employment manifesto: Strange, some people said that my daughter makes me throw the resume here, what thing is the resume? 求职宣言:奇怪,有人说我女儿在这边让我投简历,简历是个什么东西？ Jiang Qi:! 江祺:！ ! ！ The apricot blossom, your father lived! 杏花,你爹活了！ It is not right, was the apricot blossom, your father dies! 不对,是杏花,你爹死了！ Probably is not right, ok, is unimportant. 好像也不对,算了,不重要。 The apricot blossom, your father must come! 杏花,你爹要来了！ ! ！ Jiang Qi turns head excitedly, must tell woof Xinghua this good news impatiently, before the opens the mouth, he first swept hamburger packing paper on the woof Xinghua table, the words that blurted out turned: „Didn't you turn into the person? Why ate 5 hamburger?” 江祺兴奋扭头,迫不及待要告诉汪杏花这个好消息,张口之前他先扫了一眼汪杏花桌上的汉堡包装纸,脱口而出的话变成了:“你不是变成人了吗？为什么一口气吃了五个汉堡？” „?!” Drinking water woof Xinghua was surprised to forget to swallow the water of mouth, was almost choked. “诶？！”正在喝水的汪杏花惊讶得忘了把嘴里的水咽下去,差点被呛死。 After coughs crazily, a woof Xinghua face cannot believe flips the 5 hamburger packing papers on table: „Right, how did I eat 5 hamburger? But I do not feel the brace!” 一通狂咳后,汪杏花一脸不可置信地翻了翻桌上的五个汉堡包装纸:“对啊,我怎么吃了五个汉堡？可是我一点都不觉得撑啊！” „I probably on... routine finished eating it.” “我好像不知不觉间就…习惯性的把它吃完了。” „...... Am I an inborn competitive eating?” woof Xinghua was startled, „was not right, I living the time capacity for food was very obviously small, had full Wanfan to support the stomach, then made my father lead me to look for the doctor.” “难道……我是一个天生的大胃王？”汪杏花吃惊极了,“不对啊,我活着的时候明明饭量很小啊,吃一满碗饭都能撑着胃,然后让我爹带我去找大夫。” „No matter first this, you are all right? Is all right was enough, I have a good news to tell you, I......” the Jiang Qi words had not just said that the cell phone shook, the Jiang Qi subconsciousness first looked at a cell phone, the discovery was the news that the small card sent. “先不管这个,你人没事吧？没事就行,我有一个好消息要告诉你,我刚刚……”江祺话还没说完手机就震了一下,江祺下意识先看了一眼手机,发现是小卡发来的消息。 Card sign game work room- customer service small card: Small card here discovers your 【Special card: Half ghost king woof Xinghua】 Already three stars! The small card has provided immediately the bug compensation of former theater three stars, this special gift is how regardless of woof Xinghua chooses, she will retain the abilities of-and-a-half parts of ghost kings. After all woof Xinghua is the theater manager, if turns into human completely, perhaps cannot be competent the responsibility of theater manager. 卡牌游戏工作室-客服小卡:亲亲,小卡这边发现您的【特殊卡:半鬼王汪杏花】已经三星了呢！小卡已经在第一时间把之前剧院三星的bug补偿发放出去了,这份特殊礼物就是无论汪杏花如何选择,她都会保留一部分半鬼王的能力。毕竟汪杏花是剧院管理员,如果完全变成人类的话,恐怕不能胜任剧院管理员的职责。 Card sign game work room- customer service small card: The small card knows that you are very certainly pleasantly surprised, therefore the small card left you to discover that specially the pleasantly surprised time, wanted to kiss own satisfaction! 卡牌游戏工作室-客服小卡:小卡这边知道您一定很惊喜,所以小卡特意留给了您发现惊喜的时间,希望亲亲满意哦！ Immediately changed Jiang Qi to the words of mouth. 江祺到嘴边的话立刻就变了。 „I two good news, which you to want first to listen to now? 1st 2nd?” “我现在有两个好消息,你想先听哪一个？第一个还是第二个？” woof Xinghua:??? 汪杏花:？？？ Isn't this asking law I have a good news and a bad news generally? 这种问法不一般都是我有一个好消息和一个坏消息吗？ „... 2?” woof Xinghua is not very definite. “第…二个？”汪杏花不是很确定。 „It is not good, I want first to speak first.” Jiang Qi shows a faint smile, clicks on woof Banzhu resume, the choice hire. “不行,我想先讲第一个。”江祺微微一笑,点击汪班主的简历,选择录用。 „Oneself look.” “自己看。”