Morning of January 107:26, someUniversity of Science and Technologyfemale studentdormitory401bedroomsstudentlittleMiaooperated the handbrusherto have the micro blogat the openinglaterearliest possible timepointas usual.
1月10日早上7点26分,某理工大学女生宿舍401寝的大二学生小苗照例在睁开以后的第一时间点开手机刷起了微博。Close toend of the period, althoughdoes not have the class, buttoreviewlittleMiaoobeysearlyeightwork and rest, wakes upearlyfirstplaystenminutes of cell phoneto get out of bedagain.
临近期末,虽然已经没课,但为了复习小苗还是遵照早八的作息,早早醒来先玩十分钟手机再起床。Newday, the newheatsearches.
新的一天,新的热搜。littleMiaoselectsto search forhotly, discovered that the firstarticlewas the inconceivablewizard schoolpromotional film, behindalsowithbigexploding.
小苗点开热搜,发现第一条就是不可思议魔法学院宣传片,后面还跟了一个大大的爆。Inconceivablewizard school? Isn't this that participated incouple days agodraws? Onsearched forfirsthotly?
不可思议魔法学院?这不是自己前几天参加的那个抽奖吗?上热搜第一了?Mustselectto go to have a look!
得点进去看看!littleMiaoselects the link, does not know that is the netis not good the server is not good, a littlecard.
小苗点开链接,不知道是网不行还是服务器不行,有点卡。It‘s nothingpatientuniversity studentlittleMiaoa littleagitatedtophone screenonecrazy.
没什么耐心的大学生小苗有点烦躁地对着手机屏幕一通狂点。Suchagitated, littleMiaoroommateLi Yantook the steamed stuffed bunto push the doorto come ingently, seeslittleMiaoto awakesomewhatsurprisedly, saidin a soft voice: „MiaoMiao, aren't youthis afternoontest? Howto get upis so early?”
这么烦躁着呢,小苗的室友李燕拿着包子轻轻推门进来,见小苗醒了有些惊奇,轻声道:“苗苗,你不是今天下午的考试吗?怎么起这么早?”littleMiaosits: „Earlier getting upendorsement, the testprogramalsohad the lastpointto overflow.”
小苗坐起来:“早点起来背书,考试大纲还有最后一点没过完。”Saidthis, littleMiaoclamps the cell phonewithtwofingers, both handsis grabbingnear the bedparapetto crawlfrom the upper berth.
说这,小苗用两根手指夹着手机,双手抓着床铺边的栏杆从上铺爬下来。
The heatsearched to select, was a fiveminutes of shortvideo.
热搜点进去了,是一条五分钟的短视频。
The broadcastquantity of videois astonishing, 4 million+.
视频的播放量非常惊人,400万+。Mustknownowaround 7 : 00 am.
要知道现在才早上7点多。Thisbroadcastcan truly be joined tosearches forfirsthotly.
这个播放量确实配得上热搜第一。littleMiaolooks atanothertworoommates who had not awaked, fishes out the earphonefromowntable, puts on, selects the video.
小苗瞄了一眼还没醒的另外两个室友,从自己桌上摸出耳机,戴上,点开视频。Nextsecond.
下一秒。„Lyingtrough!”
“卧槽!”littleMiaocrycuts the horizon.
小苗的叫声划破天际。Li Yan:?
李燕:?Twowere screamedawakens by noise, the eyehas opened, unluckyroommate but who the brain is also at the chaotic state.
两个被尖叫吵醒,眼睛已经睁开,但脑子还处于混沌状态的倒霉室友。„Miao did Miao, whatyoucallsuddenly?” A unluckyroommatewailsworn out, „Ihave not taken a testwith great difficultytoday, does not needto review. I want a long lazy sleep, whatwrong do Ihave?”
“苗苗,你突然叫什么呀?”一个倒霉室友有气无力地哀嚎,“我好不容易今天又没有考试,又不需要复习。我就是想睡个懒觉,我有什么错?”littleMiaoevencan ignore the apology, is thrown into confusionsuspends the video, captures the earphone. Shenot onlywantsto look atto this cell phone,andwantsto look attothat the cell phone, the handtakes the cell phonefrom the skyto dance with joy, quite a whilefinallyno onehas seen.
小苗甚至顾不上道歉,手忙脚乱地暂停视频,拔掉耳机。她既想把手机给这个看,又想把手机给那个看,手拿着手机在空中手舞足蹈,半天最后谁也没看到。FinallylittleMiao can only tosayexcitedlyincoherently: „Looksquicklysearches forfirsthotly.”
最后小苗只能激动到语无伦次地说:“快看热搜第一。”„Hogwarts! Hogwarts!”
“霍格沃茨!霍格沃茨!”„It is not right, isknock-offHogwarts. It is not right, is......, my stupidmouth, does not talk clearlyfor a short time.”
“不对,是山寨版霍格沃茨。还不对,就是……哎呀,我这个笨嘴,一时半会说不清楚。”„Looksquicklysearches forfirsthotly!”
“快看热搜第一!”„Magic school the family members, reallyhave of magic!”
“魔法学校啊家人们,真的有魔法的那种啊!”Threeroommates:?
三个室友:?
Did the end of the periodtest the pressuretooto reviewgreatlyduplicate/restoresis silly?
期末考压力太大复习复傻了?Chemistry departmentreallyterrifyingin this way.
化学系果然恐怖如斯。Howeverawokeawoke, thatlooked that a heatsearched forfirst.
不过醒都醒了,那就看个热搜第一吧。401entirebedroomfemale studentsimultaneous/uniformQidiansearch forfirsthotly.
401全寝女生齐齐点开热搜第一。
The angle of view of promotional film, is a bird that rushes in the inconceivablewizard school.
宣传片的视角,是一只闯进不可思议魔法学院的小鸟。Palatialold castle, from far to near.
巍峨的古堡,由远至近。
An attractivesparrow, flew into the front door of inconceivablewizard school.
一只漂亮的麻雀,飞进了不可思议魔法学院的大门。
The birdflew into the principal's office, stopsin the birdframe of high place, the angle of view to overlookcalmlylooks atPrincipalPeggyand a quartstalk.
小鸟飞进了校长室,停在高处的鸟架,以俯视的视角静静地看佩吉校长和夸夸的谈话。„Praised a boaststeacher, did the visitfreshrecruitment of studentsmessagewrite?”PrincipalPeggywears the gold-rimmed eyeglasses of roundframe, the smileis gentle, eachfold on facedisclosed that is intelligentandgentle, just like a kindandgoodold personappearance.
“夸夸老师,参观生的招生广告词写好了吗?”佩吉校长戴着圆框的金丝眼镜,笑容慈祥,脸上的每一道褶皱都透露出智慧与温柔,俨然是一副和蔼又善良的老人模样。Praised the boaststo standon the table, the entireonlygoblinstoodnot to haveone on principaltablebigto pile the bookto be high.
夸夸站在桌子上,整只地精站起来还没有校长桌上的一大摞书高。„Wrote, needsmeto readonetoyou?”
“写好了,需要我给您念一遍嘛?”PrincipalPeggynods.
佩吉校长点头。Praised a boastssomewhatnervousstiffwainscot, raised the headslightly, deeplyinspired, lowers the sound, diligentlydid not sound likebyownsoundthathigh-pitched and fine.
夸夸有些紧张的挺直腰板,微微抬头,深吸一口气,压低声音,努力让自己的声音听起来不是那么的尖细。„Icalledto praise the boasts, was a goblin.”
“我叫夸夸,是一只地精。”
The lenspraised a boastsbigfeature article of courageous, praised the boaststo existin any case, was not the special effect, naturallycancarefullycareful.
镜头勐切夸夸的大特写,反正夸夸是真实存在的,不是特效,自然能多细致就有多细致。Praisedeacheyelash on boastseye, when eachtexture on skin, speechkeptswallowing the salivadevelopment that the fluctuation when because of the anxiety the throathad, was clear aboutonlens.
夸夸眼睛上的每一根睫毛,皮肤上的每一条纹理,说话时因为紧张而不停吞咽口水时喉咙产生的波动,都清楚的展现在镜头上。„Iamin the inconceivablewizard school the goblinhousehold managementclassteacher.”
“我是不可思议魔法学院里地精家政课的老师。”In a quartshand that a lensrevolution, in the classroomis attending classtakesonecleanlycleaning rag that andhas moistened, the expressionis flexible. Sees onlyinhishand the movementfast, folds a squaredice the cleaning rag, is pinching an sharp corner/hornwith the carefulfingertip.
镜头一转,教室里正在上课的夸夸手上拿着一块干净并且已经打湿的抹布,表情灵活生动。只见他手上动作飞快,将抹布叠成一个四四方方的小方块,用细细的指尖捏着其中的一个尖角。„Cleaning updead angletime, the choice of cleanitemis important, weneedto selectthisquality of materialquitesoft......” a quartsexpressionis earnest, the soundhigh-pitched and fine, thin and smallappearanceseems likeveryfunnycute.
“清理死角的时候,清洁道具的选择非常重要,我们需要选用这种质地较为柔软的……”夸夸表情认真,声音尖细,瘦瘦小小的模样看上去非常滑稽可爱。
The lensrotateagain, sweeptovariousracestudents who under the stagelistenearnestly. The seeminglycloudysorceress, is the forever gloriouselves, orisin the schoolmost commonfrom top to bottomis the furryhalfbeastperson, allcautiousis pinching a cleaning ragXiaojianjiao, earneststares at the cleaning ragto look.
镜头再次转动,扫到台下认真听讲的各种族学生。无论是看起来阴沉沉的女巫,还是光芒万丈的精灵,又或者是学校里最常见的浑身上下都是毛茸茸的半兽人,全都小心翼翼的捏着抹布的一个小尖角,认真的盯着抹布看。And a brown bearhalfbeastperson, because the handis the bear's paws, from the startcannot press firmly between the fingers the cleaning rag, the air/Qimustthrowtoward the tableon the cleaning rag, a palm of the handclapsto the tableonsends out the giantsound.
其中一个棕熊半兽人因为手是熊掌,压根儿就捏不住抹布,气得把抹布往桌上一扔,一巴掌拍到桌上发出巨大动静。Thisbehaviorprovoked the werewolf of next doortabledirectly, both sidesare the violent temper, the tableraisestartdirectly.
这个行为直接惹恼了隔壁桌的狼人,双方都是暴脾气,桌子一掀直接开打。Quarts on platformare anxiousstamps one's foot, stamping one's foot in physics significance, howjumpscomes to seeunder the stageto hit, whileshoutedwith the high-pitched and finesound: „Do not hit! Do not hit!”
讲台上的夸夸急得直跳脚,物理意义上的跳脚,一边跳起来看台下打得怎么样,一边用尖尖细细的声音大喊:“不要打啦!不要打啦!”„Theseare the newschool desks, destroyedone to compensate6000to draw the coin!”
“这些都是新课桌,打坏了一张要赔6000拉币!”„Inconceivablemagic school, in the future the cradle of outstandingmagician! In 1800 the schoolexperience, 130outstandingteachers, over200kingdomsstamped the approval, the magicianassociationcooperationcolleges!”
“不可思议魔法学校,未来优秀魔法师的摇篮!1800年办学经验,130位优秀导师,超过200个王国盖章认可,魔法师协会合作院校!”Belongsto praise a boastsaside of stillto continue.
属于夸夸的旁白还在继续。„Naturally, thiswas only the inconceivablewizard schooloncemagnificence.”
“当然,这只是不可思议魔法学院曾经的辉煌。”In the video, directorLilianis turning the account bookwith a worried look, because ofperforming skillnotTaihang, therefore the browwrinklesspecialis exaggerating, butsheis the bigbeautiful woman, how the bigbeautiful womanknits the browsis attractive, therefore the audiencecanaccept.
视频里,校董莉莉安翻着账本愁眉不展,因为演技不太行,所以眉头皱的特别夸张,不过她是大美女,大美女怎么皱眉都是好看的,所以观众可以接受。„Oh, the previoussemesterloses money30 millionto draw the coin, soldmealso!”Liliansends outwailing that compelspoorly, on the facefullis the despair of bankruptcy, was vivid, was touching, making one lookthought that shereallywent certainly bankrupt.
“天呀,上个学期亏损3000万拉币,把我卖了都还不起呀!”莉莉安发出穷逼的哀嚎,脸上满是破产的绝望,表情生动,情感真挚,让人看了就觉得她一定是真的破产了。As iftoechoLilian'swailing, the woodweakparrot in cabinetstartstalking bird: „Bankruptcy, the bankruptcy, MissLiliangoes bankrupt!”
仿佛是为了附和莉莉安的哀嚎,柜子里的木凋鹦鹉开始鹦鹉学舌:“破产喽,破产喽,莉莉安小姐破产喽!”„Shut up!”Lilian'sangryshouting, pulls out the 1points of magic wandintoward the cabinet, the woodenweakparrotinstantaneousanchorage, originallybobalsoanchorage that on the wallon the clockswings, has30degreescorner/hornto decidein the midairdoes not fall.
“闭嘴!”莉莉安愤怒的大喊,掏出魔杖朝柜子里一点,木凋鹦鹉瞬间定住,连带着原本在墙上摇摆的时钟上的摆锤也定住,成30度角定在半空中迟迟不下落。„Lilian, the timemagicdoes not use.”Zeroteacherputs on the wallto flutter, almostholypasses the brilliant colorsoulbodyto makehimappearforever glorious, hisexistenceis the beautifulfacespecial effect.
“莉莉安,时间魔法不是这么用的。”零老师穿墙飘出,几乎圣洁的透明色魂体让他显得光芒万丈,他的存在就是美颜特效本身。„Hiss-”
“嘶-”In401bedrooms, exaggeratinginspirationsoundcontinuously.
401寝里,夸张的吸气声此起彼伏。„Zeroteacher, yourheritagewas squanderedbyme, Imustgo bankrupt!”Lilianputs on a long face.
“零老师,你的遗产都被我花光了,我要破产了!”莉莉安哭丧着脸。„Doesn't matter, Ilivingunder the timenamealsoXue Village, insidehas a tavern, since the schoolis poor management, youoperate the tavernto make moneyto subsidize the schoolfinancewhile convenient.”Zeroteacheris saying with a smile.
“没关系,我活着的时候名下还有一个雪村,里面有一个酒馆,既然学校经营不善,你就顺便去经营酒馆赚点钱贴补学校财政吧。”零老师笑着道。„Becausein recent yearspoor management, in the school is only left over77studentsand12teachers, tomaintainoperation, PrincipalPeggydecidesto live the quotato the ordinaryhumanopeningvisitunconditionally......”
“近些年来由于经营不善,学校里只剩下77名学生和12名老师,为了维持经营,佩吉校长决定无条件向普通人类开放参观生名额……”
The lensswitch overagain, the 11 of picture that allteachersattend class the running waterlikePPT of unceasingchangeflashes through.
镜头再次切换,所有老师上课的画面像不断翻动的PPT一样流水般一一闪过。
A fireball of floatappearsinLilian'spalm.
一个漂浮的火球出现在莉莉安的掌心。PrincipalPetchwields the magic wand, the life of water in basinlikehavingis common, the angle that ashermagic wandwieldsgathersdispersing.
佩奇校长挥动魔杖,水池里的水如同有生命一般,随着她魔杖挥动的角度聚拢散开。riverChazhanbefore a camelliatree, gentlequietpeaceful, a leaf, on the entiretree the redcamelliabloomsgentlyinstantaneously.
江茶站在一棵茶花树前,文静恬澹,轻轻一点树叶,整棵树上红色的山茶花瞬间绽放。Johannstandslike an old pedanton the platformgenerally, on the blackboardis the formula and chart that tuart the fulllettingpersonlooked athad a headache about.
老约翰如同一个老学究一般站在讲台上,身后的黑板上是满满的让人看了就头疼的公式与图桉。InjourneyCheng the handtakes the attractivecandy.
程橙手上拿着好看的糖果。
A Wang Shiliangblack, closes one's eyesto stroke the crystal ball, the mouthgodgodtalked on endlesslyread some are beingindividualcannot understand the words that.
王世良一身黑,闭眼抚摸着水晶球,嘴里神神叨叨的念着一些是个人都听不懂的话。On the spatialdrill ground in flying classroom, the innumerableoperatorlessflyingblanketsinin the airdance in the airat will.
飞行教室的空操场上,无数无人操作的飞毯在空中随意飞舞。
......
……One after anothersuch as the moviefragmentgeneralshortandsplendidpictureswitches overone after another, finallyframeson the corridor outside 1buildingassembly hall.
一幕又一幕如电影片段一般短暂而又精彩的画面轮番切换,最终定格在一楼礼堂外的走廊上。
A a group ofstudentfromwalksin all directions, is cheerful and lively, insomehandsholds the crystal ball, insomehandsis holding the thickbook, but alsoinsomehandsholds an eating mealbigbasin, insideis the spicy hotpot.
一大群学生从四面八方走来,有说有笑,有的手上捧着水晶球,有的手上抱着厚厚的书,还有的手上捧着一个吃饭的大盆,里面是麻辣烫。„Whatdemonmedicine is this?”Facial featuresare beautiful, onhalffaceis spreading the gleamingdiamond dust, accessoryfrom beginning to endis the redhotelfis staring at the spicy hotpot in basincuriously, „where do youdo?”
“这是什么魔药?”一位面容姣好,半张脸上都涂着亮闪闪的金粉,从头到尾的饰品都是红色的火精灵好奇地盯着盆里的麻辣烫,“你从哪儿搞来的?”„Thiswas the spicy hotpot, the personclancooking classTeacherstretch/openjusttaughtin the class, outsideordinaryhumanas iflikedeatingvery much.”
“这是麻辣烫,人族烹饪课的张老师刚刚在课上教的,外面的普通人类似乎很喜欢吃。”„Ordinaryhuman...... the inconceivablewizard schoolhadmanyyearsnot to recruit the excellentclanstudents.”
“普通人类……不可思议魔法学院都有好多年没有招收过人族学生了。”„Heard that because oftheirpersonclansnownotstudymagic, obviouslyPrincipalPeggyanddirectorsLilianare the personclans, butourschoolactuallyincludingstudents of personclannot to have.”
“听说是因为他们人族现在都不学魔法了,明明佩吉校长和莉莉安校董都是人族,可咱们学校却连一个人族的学生都没有。”„Quickwill have, youhad not heard that PrincipalPeggymustrecruit the visit of personclanto live, quickreturns tootherperson of clansto come to the school.”
“很快就会有的,你没听说嘛,佩吉校长要招收人族的参观生,很快就回有其他人族来学校。”„Whenquickis?”
“很快是什么时候?”„January 15opening ceremony!”
“1月15号的开学典礼呀!”
The offscreen voiceis still continuing.
画外音还在继续。
The lenscutin the principal's office, praising the boastsrecruitment of studentsmessage to read.
镜头又切回了校长室里,夸夸的招生广告词已经念完了。„Does PrincipalPeggy, howyoufeel?”Praisedboastsasking that is opening a bigeyefaceanticipation.
“佩吉校长,您觉得如何?”夸夸睁着大眼睛一脸期待的问道。„IfeelnotTaihang.”Hangs the sheep's headonwallopens the mouth saying that „yourmove of new wordis extremely dry, the styleis not very exquisite, a literaryaccomplishmentdoes not have.”
“我觉得不太行。”挂在墙上的羊头开口道,“你的招生词太过干巴,文笔不够优美,一点文学素养都没有。”„Shut up.”PrincipalPeggyseveresaid/tunnel, „you, ifreallybored, canchatswith the deer of mirrorandassembly hallmeets the day.”
“闭嘴。”佩吉校长严厉地道,“你如果真的无聊,可以用镜子和礼堂的鹿头聊会天。”
The sheep's headshows the facial expression that incomparablyshuts out: „Butthatstupiddeer, itsonlymeetingcallednot to mention, does not explainincluding the sentencecoherent speech, mayreallylose the faces of ourhead.”
羊头露出无比嫌弃的神情:“可别提那个愚蠢的鹿头了,它只会哦嗷嗷叫,连句整话都说不明白,可真丢我们头的脸。”PrincipalPeggyhas not paid attention to the sheep's head, butknocked the tablewith the hand. The cabinet door of not far awayopens, the teacup, the teapot, the sugar container, the honeypot, the goldenteaspoonlines upto jumpin turn, turns over toitsrespectively, the teaspoonscoops upin the sugar container and honeypoteverywhere, is almost busy atjumpingfrom the table.
佩吉校长没有理睬羊头,只是用手敲了敲桌子。不远处的柜门打开,茶杯,茶壶,糖罐,蜂蜜罐,金色茶匙依次排队蹦出,各归其位,茶匙在糖罐和蜂蜜罐里到处舀,忙得差点从桌上跳下去。
After onecup of sweetsweeteningadd the honey the honeyshaddockteacomes outfreshly, PrincipalPeggyholds the teacupto drinkwhilesay/wayslowly: „Ithought that your conclusionwas not quite good, shouldadda few wordsagain.”
等到一杯甜甜的加糖加蜂蜜的蜂蜜柚子茶新鲜出炉后,佩吉校长才捧着茶杯一边喝一边缓缓的道:“我觉得你刚才的那个收尾不太好,应该再加一句话。”„additionalsentencewhat?”Praised the boaststo consultmodestly.
“加句什么呢?”夸夸虚心请教。PrincipalPeggyis lost in thought that at this moment the bird on rackmoved, a leaves of wing, flew from the principal's office.
佩吉校长陷入了沉思,就在这时架子上的鸟动了,扇扇翅膀,飞离了校长室。Following the angle of view of bird, the audiencecanglance the complete pictures of inconceivablewizard school1 ~ 3buildings.
顺着鸟的视角,观众们得以一览不可思议魔法学院1~3楼的全貌。Thiscastleseems likelives!
这个城堡似乎是活的!Insideeachdyingthingseems like suchhas the vitality/angry, thenshining.
里面的每一件死物看上去都是那么的有生气,那么的流光溢彩。
The birdflies3buildingsfrom the 1stfloor, glanced over each corner of 3buildings, thenflies2buildings, finallyreturns to1building, across the longcorridor, stopsin the assembly hallentrance.
小鸟从一楼飞到三楼,浏览了三楼的每一个角落,然后飞到二楼,最后回到一楼,穿过长长的走廊,停在礼堂门口。Twoattractivehalfbeastpeoplefling the tailto walktoward the assembly hall, stopsin the entrance, the gemtwinkle on front door, the gatepulls openslowly.
两个漂亮的半兽人甩着尾巴朝礼堂走来,停在门口,大门上的宝石闪烁,门缓缓拉开。„Twoschoolmates, good morning, today the subject of assembly hallisto open the term. PrincipalPeggypromptswarmly: Tomorrowwas on January 15, the opening ceremony, 370celebrityclanswill visitsince birth the inconceivablewizard schoolexperiencemagiclifeat the appointed time, askingfellowschoolmateson timeto arrive at the assembly hallto attend the opening ceremonybefore8 : 00 am.”
“二位同学,上午好,今天礼堂的主题是开学季。佩吉校长温馨提示:明天是1月15日,开学典礼,届时会有370名人族参观生来不可思议魔法学院体验魔法生活,请各位同学在早上8点之前准时到达礼堂参加开学典礼。”With the gate that opensslowly, the voice of PrincipalPeggylike the offscreen voiceappearsgenerally.
伴随着缓缓拉开的门,佩吉校长的声音如同画外音一般出现。„Iknewanything.”
“我知道加什么了。”„Finallyadditional, welcome to the inconceivablewizard school.”
“最后加一句,欢迎来到不可思议魔法学院。”
The promotional filmfinished.
宣传片结束。
„!
“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!
! ”
!”„Thispromotional filmiswhichdogpersonpats! Can hemake the promotional film? Howletmesee the assembly hallis, dead? Will lose? Will go bankrupt? I want to take a look at the assembly hall, whatwrong do Ihave??? Letmelook at the assembly hall, Imustlook at the assembly hall!”
“这个宣传片是哪个狗人拍的呀!他到底会不会拍宣传片啊?让我看到礼堂是会怎样,是会死吗?是会掉块肉吗?是会破产吗?我就是想看看礼堂,我有什么错???让我看礼堂,我要看礼堂!”
The roommate who has not gotten out of bedlieson the bed the paintumbles.
还未起床的室友躺在床上痛苦翻滚。
The gotten out of bedroommatehas selectedto open the commentaryareato outputcrazily.
已经起床的室友已经点开评论区疯狂输出。Just like401bedrooms, in the commentaryarea is also onepiecewails.
和401寝室一样,评论区里也是一片哀嚎。Uritescucha: The directoryoucome outtome, whoteachesyouto make the promotional film?!( Pullscollar) hands overquickly the remaining30seconds!
瓜田里的猹:导演你给我出来,谁教你这么拍宣传片的?!(扯衣领)快把剩下的30秒交出来!Beibei:( Scream)( distortion)( gloomycrawling)
Beibei:(尖叫)(扭曲)(阴暗的爬行)Inconceivablewizard school'smygod: Letmeenter a school, makesmeenter a schoolquickly, Imustpaste the postwith the furrylittleelder sister!
不可思议魔法学院我的神:让我入学,快让我入学,我要和毛茸茸小姐姐贴贴!
The futurewife of zeroteacher: Asked, pulled outme, the childreallyvery muchdeep lovestudymagic, allowingmeto attend the opening ceremony! Pulls outme, pulls outme!
零老师的未来老婆:求求了,抽我吧,孩子真的很热爱学魔法,让我去参加开学典礼吧!抽我,抽我!
!
!Does not eat the coriander: Iam a student, Vmyadmission tickets.
不吃香菜:我是学生,V我门票。Vme50: The family members, a ghost story, todaywas on January 10.
Vme50:家人们,一个鬼故事,今天是1月10号。Yansmalljade: The family members, anotherghost story, thisis not the movie, youdo not have the meansto see the front side.
颜家小玉:家人们,另一个鬼故事,这不是电影,你没有办法看到正片。Trinity:, Asked, makingmego, was really not goodmakesmego to the inconceivablewizard schoolto brush the bowl is also good!
Trinity:啊啊啊啊啊啊,求求了,让我去吧,实在不行让我去不可思议魔法学院刷碗也行呐!
......
……Before the promotional filmhas not put, onlinetodrawing of January 15inconceivablewizard schoolopening ceremonyadmission ticket, mostlyisonedoes not ask for moneyin any case, might as wellpull out, ifcanwhitePiao the mentality.
在宣传片没有放出来之前,网上对1月15号不可思议魔法学院开学典礼门票的抽奖,大多是一个反正不要钱,不如抽一下,万一中了就可以白嫖的心态。
The wish that wantsto go tois not high, butdoes not ask for money, the repeaterdrawsis a matterconveniently, most peopleretransmitis perfunctory, whichevensomepeopledo not know the amusement parkfrom the start, butpurewantsto draw.
想去的意愿不高,但是又不要钱,转发抽奖就是一个随手的事儿,大部分人转发的时候都非常敷衍,甚至有的人压根就不知道游乐园在哪,只是单纯的想抽奖。But after the promotional filmputs, the wind directionchanged.
而宣传片放出来之后,风向就变了。Allwas the ballball, pulled outme, pulled outme, pulled outmequickly!
全都是球球了,抽我吧,抽我,快抽我!PersonMaximShanjiangboss, pulls outme!
人美心善江老板,抽我!Bossrivermale?
啊,江老板是男的?Thatis handsomecharmingBossriver, pulls outme!
那就英俊帅气江老板,抽我!In401bedrooms, 4were shocked the femaleuniversity student who could not speakafterlooking atoneby the promotional film, could not bearlook2ndand3rd...... has seen5 thstopped.
401寝室里,四个被宣传片震撼得说不出话的女大学生在看完一遍后,又忍不住看了第二遍、第三遍……一直看到第五遍才停住。5look, the roommate who twohave not gotten out of bedhas not gotten out of bed.
五遍看完,两个没下床的室友还是没下床。„MiaoMiao, where is thisinconceivablewizard school is coming?”Li Yanaskeddull.
“苗苗,这个不可思议魔法学院在哪来着?”李燕呆愣愣地问。„Galaxyscenariotheme park in Xuncheng.”
“浔城的星河剧本主题乐园。”„Xuncheng?”
“浔城是哪儿?”„Is...... in any caseis not far, hererode the motorcoachover the past three hours, yousearched to know.”
“就是……反正不远,我们这儿坐动车过去三个小时,你搜一下就知道。”Li Yanstartsto search for the ticket.
李燕开始搜车票。Anotherroommatepokes head from the bed: „MiaoMiao, thisamusement parkadmission tickethow muchmoney? Won't want2,000-3,000?”
另一个室友从床上探出头来:“苗苗,这个游乐园门票多少钱?不会要2,000-3,000吧?”littleMiaothinks: „Probably more than 100, but the inconceivablewizard schoolis the independentfee item, singleMai, 6681people.”
小苗想了想:“好像是100多吧,不过不可思议魔法学院是单独收费项目,单买,668一个人。”„Idepend, is so cheap!” The roommateswere shocked, „goes toHogwartsto read for dayto want688?!”
“我靠,这么便宜!”室友震惊了,“去霍格沃茨读一天只要688?!”„Ifmustlive in an eveningto seem like2888in the school, butIlook at the publicnumber of thisamusement park, the person who probablystayscantriggerevening'sspecialplot.”littleMiaocontinued.
“如果要在学校里住一晚上的话好像是2888,不过我看这个游乐园的公众号,好像住宿的人可以触发晚上的特殊剧情。”小苗继续说。
The roommateswere shocked: „ What?! Alsocanlive!
室友更震惊了:“什么?!还能住!
! ”
!”„Buying a ticketbuying a ticket.” The roommatespull out the cell phoneto search foron the reviewsoftware, „how to obtain by search?”
“买票买票。”室友掏出手机就在点评软件上搜,“怎么搜不到呀?”„The ticket of inconceivablewizard schoolmustbuyintheirpublicnumbers, has not opened the ballots, January 15was the opening ceremony, allticketsdrewto deliverin the micro blog.”
“不可思议魔法学院的票必须要在他们的公众号上买,还没有开票,1月15号是开学典礼,所有的票都是在微博上抽奖送的。”„The ticket that starts on the 16 th sellsnormally, butmustwait tillwill open the ballotstomorrow.”
“16号开始的票才正常售卖,但是要等到明天才开票。”„Delivers?!”Threepeoplewith one voice.
“送?!”三人异口同声。„Is......”littleMiaofinds itstrange, howshefeltoneselfturned into the salesman of thisamusement parkprobably, butcontinued, „Ihad toldyouin the bedroomcouple days ago, in the micro bloghadlarge-scalemagicsubjectdrawing of honorable personreal-life scenerymurder mystery, isthis, 9 : 00 pm draws a lottery, yourepay to pull outnow.”
“就是……”小苗觉得奇奇怪怪的,她怎么感觉自己好像变成这个游乐园的推销员了,但还是继续说,“我前几天在寝室里跟你们说过呀,微博上有一个大型魔法主题的真人实景剧本杀的抽奖,就是这个,今天晚上九点开奖,你们现在去抽还能抽。”„Altogether370tickets, butputshas more than 200 that draws. The remainingticketsshouldbeleave the seniorcustomerorblogger/anchor, Ilooked that some bloggers/anchorexposed to the sun the ticket.”
“一共370张票,不过放出来抽奖的有200多张。剩下的票应该是留给老客户或者博主/主播了,我看有一些博主/主播晒了票。”Threepeopledrawimmediately.
三人立刻去抽奖。„Aiya, sharesto10people, making10peopleselect the linkalsoto pull outonetime!”stretch/openswallowpleasantly surprisedsaid/tunnel.
“哎呀,分享给十个人,让十个人点开链接还可以多抽一次!”张燕惊喜地道。Threepeoplestartto sharecrazily.
三人开始疯狂分享。„Opens the swallowyouto helpmy0.1.”
“张燕你帮我点一下。”„Good.”
“好。”„, Howto show that Ihave helpedothersselect?”
“诶,怎么显示我已经帮别人点过了?”littleMiao: „...... Youhelpedmeselectcouple days ago, Ihave also given you linkshare, whatthingindeed haven't youseen?”
小苗:“……前几天你们都帮我点过了呀,我也早就把链接分享给你们了,敢情你们根本就没看见什么东西呀?”Threepeople:......
三人:……Threepeople can only smile , to continue to share the link.
三人只能嘿嘿一笑,继续分享链接。„Before seedlingseedlingyou, ustold that iswhatlarge-scalehonorable personreal-life scenerymurder mystery, wealsothink that isthattype of thing...... I do not havenot to likeplayingmurder mystery, who would have guessed that the large-scalehonorable personreal-life sceneryyourmurder mysteryis so exciting!”stretch/openYandao.
“苗苗你之前跟我们说是一个什么大型真人实景剧本杀,我们还以为是那种东西……我没有又不爱玩剧本杀,哪知道大型真人实景你剧本杀这么刺激啊!”张燕道。„Yes, if we had knownhonorable personreal-life scenerymurder mysteryisthis, Ihave played!”Anotherroommateechoesto say.
“是啊是啊,要是早知道真人实景剧本杀是这样的,我早就去玩了!”另一个室友附和道。littleMiao:......
小苗:……Howsheshouldexplain,murder mystery is actually notthis......
她该怎么解释,剧本杀其实不是这样的……Thisismurder mystery of Bossriver.
这个是江老板的剧本杀。Bossriver, opens the amusement park's1stpersonformurder mystery.
江老板,为了剧本杀开游乐园第一人。As a murder mysteryfrantic fan, littleMiaonaturallyis the greeting on first meetingJiang Qigiven name, knowsin the industry in thislegendmostpurelydeep love.
作为一名剧本杀狂热爱好者,小苗当然是久仰江祺大名,知道这位传说中的行业内的最纯粹的热爱者。Asked that whichmurder mysteryamateurhasnot«GatheringMurderTuart» that likedStarry River Scenario Clubpromotinglast yearand«AgainMeeting by chance»?
试问有哪个剧本杀爱好者不喜欢星河剧本社去年推出的《同学聚会谋杀桉》和《再相逢》呢?Twogodsdo!
两个神作啊!Bossriver, yyds!
江老板,yyds!Another side, sitsin the officepays attention to the micro blogdrawingheat degreeJiang Qito sneeze.
另一边,坐在办公室里关注微博抽奖热度的江祺打了个喷嚏。Jiang Qirubbed the nose, sighed: „Thispromotional filmputsisdifferent, the weekleads the level, the promotional filmshootssuchwell.”江祺揉了揉鼻子,感叹道:“这宣传片放出来就是不一样,周导水平可以呀,宣传片拍得这么好。”WhatJiang Qidoes not know, becausesomecouple of days agoexcessivelyworked overtime, thereforeis on leave, in the film cutters of homeare lyingon the bed, brushes the micro blog, whilescoldedZhouDaocrazily.江祺不知道的是,某个因为前两天过度加班,所以休假在家的剪辑师正躺在床上,一边刷微博,一边狂骂周导。„ZhouBoyao, I*******!”
“周博尧,我*******!”„Mother, father'spromotional filmcutsreallywell, looksagain!”
“妈的,老子的宣传片剪得真好,再看一遍!”
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