Grandmasterking of boundless beneficenceis writing with vigoron the paper.
功德无量的王大师正在纸上奋笔疾书。
The chart that Grandmasterkingis knitting the brows, staresis drawingJiang QiandJiang Bing that cannot understandto study for oneminute, opens the mouthslowly: „Hadhas not been in lovea long time?”
王大师皱着眉,盯着画出来的江祺和江冰都看不懂的图研究了一分多钟,才缓缓开口:“有很长一段时间没有谈恋爱了吧?”Jiang Bingtwoshine, the soundis reverent: „Yes the Grandmaster, patronizesin the two yearsis making moneynot to have the opportunityto be in love, Isuspected that is the timelove of universitydiscussedmypeach blossomdiscusseddid not have. Can Ilateralsofind the handsome fellowandIam in love? After allInowam so rich, at this timeis differentin those days, what to doiftheydon't attemptmybeautyonlyto attemptmymoney?”江冰两眼放光,声音虔诚:“是啊大师,这两年光顾着赚钱一直没有机会谈恋爱,我都怀疑是不是大学的时候恋爱谈多了把我的桃花谈没了。我以后还能找到帅哥和我谈恋爱吗?毕竟我现在这么有钱,今时不同往日,万一他们不图我的美色只图我的钱怎么办呐?”Grandmasterking: „......”
王大师:“……”Before can also withnot have spoken the truth the doubtfulyoungthreebeautiful women who loudlyquarrelsrarelyGrandmasterking of 300roundslived, expressionbecame less crowded, lookedsomewhatspeechless, butwasverystrongcontinuationsaiddownward: „Actuallyabsolutelydoes not have.”
之前还能和没说实话的疑似小三的美女大吵300个回合的王大师罕见的顿住了,表情有一丝松动,看起来有些无语,不过还是很坚强的继续往下说:“其实也不是完全没有。”„Ontrigramshapeshowed that in the two yearsyouhave the peach blossom, but the groom's familyhad possibly saidtoyou,youhave not fed back, otherstriedto give up1-2 times.”
“卦象上显示这两年你还是有桃花的,只不过可能男方对你有所表示,你没有反馈,人家试了1-2就放弃了。”Jiang Bingwhole facedoubts: „Has?”江冰满脸疑惑:“有吗?”„Definitelyhas.”Grandmasterkingaffirmed.
“肯定有。”王大师非常肯定。Grandmasterking the affirmativewordsmakeJiang Bingstartto turnlook forthese two yearsmemories, recently more than oneyear were not definitely worth saying that starts doing businessJiang Bingnot to leaveXunchengfromiceicepeoplenight/lodge, accuratehas not left the dutyhighneighbor.
王大师过于肯定的话语让江冰开始翻找自己这两年的记忆,最近一年多肯定是没什么值得说道的,自冰冰民宿开业江冰就没离开过浔城,准确来说就没怎么离开过职高附近。
, Has not left the Mahjong parloraccurately.
更准确一点,没怎么离开过麻将馆。Jiang Bingstarts the day that recallsto open a shopto lose money.江冰开始回忆开店赔钱的日子。„Isthatlittleelder brother who the Pekingautumnshow/unfoldsknows? It is not right, the fellowlookeddistributes, wholeheartedlywantsto sellmyitself/Ben.”
“难道是北平秋展认识的那个小哥?不对呀,那家伙一看就是发行,一心想卖我本。”„Isthatasksmeto negotiate? The pictures of 800dollarscutto180actually, has not compliedfortunately, buckles, whoever.”
“难道是那个找我砍价的?800块钱的画硬是砍到180,还好没答应,这么扣,爱谁谁。”„EuropeanGroup?”
“欧洲团?”„Before county city?”
“之前县城里的?”„Whoseschoolmateis difficultto be inadequateisthat?”
“难不成是那个谁的同学?”„Cannotbe the Southeast AsiaGroup......”
“总不能是东南亚团的吧……”Jiang QiGrandmasterking:?江祺王大师:?Grandmasterkinginterrupts the recollection of Jiang Bing: „Paston the past, according toyourtrigramshape, ifnext yearwantsto be in loveis hopeful. In Maywill run into a goodboy, is not the parentalelderintroduced that is also not being on intimate termsunderstanding, is the friendintroduced.”
王大师打断江冰的回想:“过去的就过去了,根据你的卦象,明年如果想谈恋爱的话是有希望的。5月份会遇到一个不错的男孩子,不是父母长辈介绍的,也不是相亲认识的,是朋友介绍。”„If in May the incorrectwords, in mid Julyalso the marriage affinity, is the goodboy.”
“如果5月份不行的话,7月中旬也有一段姻缘,都是不错的男孩子。”Jiang Bingonehearcandiscussnext yearnot only, but alsoorganicallydiscussedtwo, immediatelywas excited, asked: „Grandmaster, do theylead?”江冰一听明年不光能谈,还有机会谈俩,顿时兴奋起来,问:“大师,他们帅吗?”Througha moment ago the briefconversation, Grandmasterkingalso the telling fortunesway that was used toJiang Bingto be prone making exaggerated , sensationalistic statements, decided the replypeacefully: „Appearance, the character is also good, is not excellentrelativelyis possibly more mediocre. In love, persongoodcharactergoodmost important, the requestto the object should not be so high, the process of contactwill be happier.”
通过刚才简短的交谈,王大师也习惯了江冰语不惊人死不休的算命方式,澹定回答:“长相还是可以的,性格也不错,不过人可能相对平庸一些。谈恋爱嘛,人好性格好最重要,对对象的要求不要那么高,交往的过程就会愉快很多。”Jiang Bingnods: „When can Iget married?”江冰点点头:“那我什么时候可以结婚?”Grandmasterkingwithbeginning a stroke: „Marriagea littledid not say, nowthistrigramshapelooked that did not come out. Like this, you, ifdid not mind that comes an trigramagain, wantsjustthatissue, Ito giveyouat heartagainisonetime.”
王大师拿起笔:“结婚有点不好说,现在这个卦象看不太出来。这样吧,你要是不介意再来一卦,心里想刚刚那个问题,我再给你算一次。”Jiang Binghas nothinghesitant, took up the copper cointo throw.江冰没有任何犹豫,拿起铜钱重新扔了起来。100.
100块。Jiang Qiis meditatingat heart.江祺在心里默念。
The frontprettymadam and slightlyfatauntsonlydivines according to the diagrams, Jiang Bingthiscans do the job of two, being truecreated incometoGrandmasterking.
前面的漂亮女士和微胖大妈都只算了一卦,江冰这一个顶俩,属实是给王大师创收了。Quick, a newtrigramshapeappears gloriously on the paper.
很快,一个新的卦象跃然纸上。„Year after next in December.”Grandmasterkingaffirms the said/tunnel, „, ifdid not marryat this time, thenonthree years from now in May. Perhapshoweverwhen the three years from nowwerepresent the childto get married in May.”
“后年12月份。”王大师肯定地道,“如果这个时候不结婚,那就大后年5月份。不过等到大后年5月份恐怕就是奉子成婚了。”Jiang Bing:???江冰:???„What?! I? Presents the childto get married???” The scream of Jiang Bingalmostmustcut the horizon.
“什么?!我?奉子成婚???”江冰的尖叫几乎要划破天际。„Pū.”Jiang Qicould not bear, smiles the pigto callat the scene.
“噗。”江祺一个没忍住,当场笑出猪叫。Jiang Bingdoes not even have the timeto haggle over the nearbyto smileJiang Qi that the pigcalled, incredibleis staring atGrandmasterking, interrogatedwith the variant pronunciationsound: „Grandmasteryoutalks clearlyagain, will Ipresent the childto get married?!”江冰甚至没时间计较边上已经笑出猪叫的江祺,不可置信的盯着王大师,用破音的声音质问:“大师你再说清楚一点,我会奉子成婚?!”GrandmasterkingissocloudDanfengis still light, a person of high skillstyle: „According to the trigramlikelookingis, butcalculates that the marriage affinityandcalculates the enterpriseis different. The enterprisewill rarely have the fluctuation, the marriage affinityactuallychangesat times, you here calculate that nowpossiblyispresents the childto get married, whenyoudiscussed the newboyfrienddivined according to the diagramsagainpossibly is also likely different.”
王大师依旧是那么云澹风轻,一副高人风范:“根据卦象看是这样的,不过算姻缘和算事业不同。事业很少会有波动,姻缘却是时时变动的,你现在在我这里算可能是奉子成婚,等到你谈了新男朋友再算卦象可能就又不一样了。”ThisviewJiang Bing can also acceptreluctantly: „Aroundmetwice the time of marriage, is the object the sameperson?”
这个说法江冰还勉强能接受:“那我前后两次结婚的时机,对象是同一个人吗?”„Naturallyis the sameperson.”Grandmasterkingfaceyoualsowantsto change players, the little missthoughtis very active.
“当然是同一个人。”王大师一脸难道你还想换人,小姑娘思想很活跃呀。Saying, Grandmasterkingputs down the pen, the openingdoing best to convincepattern: „Beautiful woman are youbigthis year?”
说着,王大师放下笔,开启苦口婆心模式:“美女你今年多大呀?”„Immediately27.”
“马上27。”„27, is not old. Evenyear after nextwill marrystill29, nowis notoriginal, originally the girlmarriesearly, 20years old overgive birth to the childon the marriage, in your agechildcanon the kindergarten.”
“27,年纪也不大。就算后年结婚也才29,现在又不是原来,原来女孩子结婚早,20岁出头就结婚生小孩,在你这个年纪小孩都能上幼儿园了。”„The presentgirlmarrieslate, 27andeight, 30over are very normal. Comesmeto calculatemarriage affinity31andtwo -year-old beautiful womanare also many, cometimefeltoneselfwas a little old, was worriedlater unable to find the wealthy family, calculates, goodmarriage affinityalsoinbehind.”
“现在的女孩子结婚都晚,二十七、八,三十出头都很正常。来我这边算姻缘的三十一、二岁的美女也很多,来的时候觉得自己年纪有点大了,担心以后找不到好人家,一算,好姻缘还在后面呢。”„Calculates, how longdoes not haveto be in love, discussed that oneyearmarries, about 35years old give birth to the child, are very many.”
“算完之后没有过多久就谈恋爱,谈个一年结婚,三十五岁左右生小孩,多得很。”„Yourthiswas not old, wantsto be in lovedoes not wantto get marriedverynormally. HoweverIsaw a pointon the trigramshape, Imustsaywithyou. Thismale and femalefriendsare together, no matteris in loveormarries, mustcontain the opposite party, the economic strength, the enterprise, isnext, whatis main is the moral behavioris better, the personis better.”
“你这个年纪本来就不大,想谈恋爱不想结婚很正常。但是我在卦象上看到了一点,我得和你说一下。这男女朋友相处啊,不管是谈恋爱还是结婚,都得包容对方,经济实力呀,事业呀,都是其次的,最主要的还是人品要好,人要好。”„Thisyearnotnecessarilycrossesrichlyjoyfully, withoutmoneynotnecessarilyis not joyful. However the objectpersonis not good, thatdaydefinitelyis. Youlook at the beforehandthatbeautiful woman, shedoes not countwiththatmalerelationsfor the time being, whatthatmaleiswhatthing?”
“这年头有钱也不一定过得快乐,没钱也不一定就不快乐。但是对象人不好,那日子肯定是过不下去的。你看之前那个美女,她和那个男的的关系暂且不计,那个男的是个什么东西?”„Moneyis a little cocky outside, outside the family/homehas the wife and kidalsoto run up togangs up withotherattractivemiss. Now the misswas pregnant, does not wantto be responsible for the racket the buttockspersonrunning, does thispersonhave money? Rich! Can thispersonlivewithhim? Definitelycannotlivewiththisperson!”
“有点钱就在外面得瑟,家里有老婆孩子还跑到外面去勾搭别的漂亮姑娘。现在人家姑娘怀孕了,又不想负责拍拍屁股人跑了,这种人有钱吧?有钱!这种人能跟他过日子吗?肯定不能和这种人过日子呀!”„Ijustsawon the trigramshape, your marriage partner, the moral behaviorisgreat, verygood, a verygoodboy. A yourmaritalmost importantpointisyoucannot the requestto the objectbe too high, cannot, because the opposite partya littlemakesyouunpleasant, youput on a long face, the coldviolence, thiscoupleis togetheris the coldviolence that mostabstains, in the event ofthissituation, is easyto have the fissure.”
“我刚刚在卦象上看到了,你这个结婚对象啊,人品是没得说,非常的不错,很好的一个男孩子。你们的婚姻最重要的一点就是你不能对对象的要求太高,不能因为对方有一点让你不如意,你就甩脸子,冷暴力,这两口子相处最忌讳的就是冷暴力,一旦出现这种情况,就容易产生裂痕。”„Also......”
“还有啊……”
The maritalsmallclassroom of Grandmasterkingtaught a course.
王大师的婚姻小课堂开课了。Onelectureistwentyminutes.
一讲就是二十几分钟。MiddleGrandmasterkingcitedinnumerablyonce the upfront and negative example of customer, explained in detail the marriagewith10smallskills that the couplewas together to pay attention. Stressedwith emphasis the marriagemustlook at the moral behavior, being in loveto be ableonlyto look at the face, butmustfirstlook at the moral behaviorto the marriagesuchimportantstage.
中间王大师举了无数曾经客户的正面、反面例子,细讲婚姻跟夫妻相处应该注意的十个小技巧。重点强调结婚还是要看人品,谈恋爱可以只看脸,但是到了结婚这么重要的阶段必须先看人品。
After sayinglooks at the moral behavior, speakshowto see the moral behavior of opposite party.
讲完看人品之后,又讲了一下如何看出对方的人品。Just likebefore, Grandmasterkingliftedinnumerableonce the upfront and negative example of customer, whichbehaviorsillustrated with examplesvividlyto describe and actionsvividlycansee the moral behavior of groom's family, howto sharpen vigilanceto look for the partner.
还是和之前一样,王大师举了无数个曾经客户的正面、反面例子,举例说明生动形象地描述了哪些行为和举动可以看出男方的人品,如何擦亮眼睛找对象。Possiblyislooked that Jiang Bing is not very wonderfully rich( clothesaveragely, butpackageisHermes), howGrandmasterkingthrew inadditionallydistinguished the swindler who the groom's familysought money, whichbehaviorscanshow that the groom's familydoes not wantto be in lovewith you are onlypurewishdeceivesyourmoney, guarded the 10smallskills of killing the pigplate.
可能是看出来江冰还挺有钱(衣服平平无奇,但包是爱马仕的),王大师又额外附赠了如何辨别男方是不是图钱的骗子,哪些行为可以证明男方并不是想和你谈恋爱只是单纯的想要骗你钱,谨防杀猪盘的十个小技巧。Oneknocksto discusslong stringly, Jiang Qionlythought that Grandmaster100moneyShouwas cheap.
一长串磕唠下来,江祺只觉得大师100块钱收便宜了。Chattingis so long, the fullsolid stuff, is from beginning to end sincere, does best to convince, languagealsocharminghumorous, the middlemixed with the innumerablepracticetuartcase, hearingJiang Bingfrequentlyto nod.
聊这么久,满满的干货,从头到尾语重心长,苦口婆心,语言还风趣幽默,中间夹杂了无数个实践桉例,听得江冰频频点头。Unexpectedlyso long as100dollars!
居然只要100块钱!Spends100dollars, youcanlisten to more than 20minutes of Eight Trigrams (gossip)not only, youeven can also calculatetwotrigrams!
花100块钱,你不光可以听20多分钟的八卦,你甚至还可以算两卦!IndustryinconscienceGrandmasterking!
业内良心啊王大师!Jiang QiadmiredtoGrandmasterking.江祺对王大师更加敬佩了。
After chatting, the Jiang Binghappysweepingcodepaid money, in the brainallwas the beforehandcustomer who Grandmasterkingjustspokebyall sorts oftuartcases of dregsmaledeceit, cheated out of moneyto deceivecolorPUA, moststartedto calculatetwotrigrams that completelyto forget.
聊完后,江冰开开心心的扫码付钱,脑子里全是王大师刚刚讲的之前顾客被渣男欺骗的种种桉例,骗财骗色PUA,把最开始算的两卦忘得干干净净。Finally, Jiang Qisaton the smallbackless stool of divining according to the diagrams.
最后,江祺坐到了算卦的小板凳上。Grandmasterkingspoke such longmouthto be a little dry, twists off the insulated cup that seemed likerestores the oldto drinktwosalivasleek/moistthroats, withbeginning a stroke, said: „What does handsome fellowyouwantto be? Samecalculates the marriage affinitywithyour older sister?”
王大师讲了这么久嘴巴有点干,拧开看起来非常复古的保温杯喝了两口水润嗓子,拿起笔,道:“帅哥你想算什么?和你姐一样算姻缘?”Jiang Bingis somewhat surprised: „HowGrandmaster you do seemeishiselder sister?”江冰有些惊讶:“大师你怎么看出来我是他姐的?”Grandmasterkingshows a faint smile: „Yoursister and brothergrowhaveseveralscanning, yourtrigramshapetoldmeyouto have a younger brothera moment ago, who isn't fronthandsome fellowyouryounger brother can also be?”
王大师微微一笑:“你们姐弟俩长得有几分像,刚才你的卦象告诉我你有一个弟弟,面前这个帅哥不是你弟弟还能是谁?”Jiang Bingletter/believedat the scene: „Reallyworthilyis the Grandmaster!”江冰当场信了:“真不愧是大师!”Jiang Qi:......江祺:……
The elder sister, youfeared that did not listen to the Eight Trigrams (gossip)to listena moment agostupidly, beforesat the timehereIcalledyour older sister!
姐,你怕不是刚才听八卦听傻了吧,之前坐在这里的时候我叫了你姐呀!Jiang Qi can only sayspeechless: „Iam not the marriage affinity, calculates the enterprise, howwantsto calculatenext yeargood luck in making money.”江祺只能无语地说:“我不算姻缘,算事业,就想算算明年的财运如何。”Then, Jiang Qidoes not needGrandmasterkingto open the mouth, the determinationtakes up the copper cointo startto throw.
说罢,江祺也不用王大师开口,自觉拿起铜钱开始扔。Sixthrow, a brand-newcharttuartappearson the paper.
六下扔完,一个崭新的图桉出现在纸上。Jiang Qilooked atoneto draw the dense and numerousbooks, thought that Grandmasterkingalsoverysaved the paper, on a A4paperhas drawnsevenandeighttrigramsto attempt can also draw.江祺看了一眼已经画得密密麻麻的本子,觉得王大师还挺省纸,一张A4纸上已经画了七、八个卦图了还能画。Grandmasterkinglooks at the charttuart, asked: „Does handsome fellow, yougo to worknormally? Does business? Other?”
王大师看着图桉,问道:“帅哥,你是正常上班?还是做生意?还是其它的?”„Myyounger brother does business, opens a shop.”Jiang Bingvies to answer first.
“我弟是做生意的,开店。”江冰抢答。Grandmasterkingis knitting the brows, shakes the head: „Yourthisnext yeargood luck in making money... notTaihang, oneall year roundnotTaihang.”
王大师皱着眉,摇头:“你这明年的财运…不太行呐,一整年都不太行。”Jiang Qi:???江祺:???
Did the deadswindler, curseme???
死骗子,诅咒我???
The art center in thisamusement parkjuststarted doing business, the inconceivablewizard schoolwill soon start doing business, that sidetheatertouringmust the waiting tillyear ago canfinish, yearlater the theater can also start doing business.
这游乐园里的艺术馆刚刚开业,不可思议魔法学院即将开业,戏院那边的巡演要等到年前才能结束,年后戏院也可以重新开业。Hownext year the amusement parkwill seeiskingZhaoneyear, withstand/topwith the version, yousaid that mynext yeargood luck in making moneyisn't good?
明年游乐园怎么看都是王炸的一年,顶配版,你说我明年财运不行?Yourdeadswindler, cursesmynext yearbusiness is not goodunexpectedly!
你个死骗子,居然诅咒我明年生意不行!
!
!Possiblysaw the surprise and anger in Jiang Qieye, Grandmasterkingcontinues saying: „Slightlyis not good, has room forrecovery. Yourabilityfrom the trigramshapehas, will do businessvery much. Is the presentenvironmentmakesyounot have the meansto showowntalentcompletely, is capable ofbutnot being able to displaymymeaning?”
可能是看出了江祺眼中的诧异和愤怒,王大师继续道:“不过也只是略微不行,还是有补救的空间呢。从卦象上来看你的能力还是有的,很会做生意。就是现在的环境让你没有办法完全施展自己的才华,有能力但施展不出来懂我的意思吧?”Jiang Qimakesmodestlistening to reason, looks atGrandmasterking, at heartthe one whothinksisyourdeadswindler, if the circledid not come backyou a fivedangerousgold/metal that succeeded in obtaining to be wingedtome the wordsto fly away.江祺做出一副虚心受教者,看着王大师,心里想的是你个死骗子要是不把话给我圆回来你原本已经到手的五险一金就要长着翅膀飞走了。„How the Grandmaster should Ibe ableto be displayedbymytalent?”
“那大师我该怎么才能让自己的才华施展出来呢?”Grandmasterkingthinks: „Is the place that youlive inwhatfacesnow?”
王大师想了想:“你住的地方现在是个什么朝向?”Jiang Qi:?江祺:?Who would have thoughtheDausfaces, Jiang QiandJiang Bingarethattypethrowthemoutward, during the daytimecannot distinguish clearly the east, south, west, and north, in the eveningcould not find the person of Big Dipper.
他哪知道什么朝向,江祺和江冰都是那种把他们两个往外一扔,白天分不清东南西北,晚上找不到北斗七星的人。Iftheirsister and brotherbecome lostin the forest, life of thatproperin dire straitsinforest.
如果他们姐弟俩在森林里迷路,那妥妥困死在森林里的命。SeeingJiang Qiis confused, the Grandmaster can only have the judge method of east, south, west, and northwith the Jiang Qipopular science. SinceJiang Qidoes not understand, the Grandmaster can only sayspecifically, saiddirectlyin the town centerdirectionisanything, in the train stationdirectionisanything, in the amusement parkdirectionisanything.
见江祺过于迷茫,大师只能和江祺现场科普起东南西北的判断方法。既然江祺还是不懂,大师只能说得更具体,直接说往市中心方向是啥,往火车站方向是啥,往游乐园方向是啥。Listens, the amusement parkcanpostedwith the town center and train stationin the mouth of Grandmaster, obviouslyin the two years the amusement parkinXunchengtrulywas the prospect.
听听,游乐园在大师的口中都可以和市中心与火车站并列了,可见这两年游乐园在浔城确实是出息了。Jiang Qijudgedfacing of oneselfdwellingdifficultly.江祺艰难判断出了自己住处的朝向。
The place that becauseJiang Qilives are too many( traindá dásubjecthotel, Xue Villageandtodayto start to be admitted toinconceivablewizard school), the Jiang Qione breathreportedfacing of threeplaces , indicating oneselfalwayscontinuouslyin a place, likingbeing everywhere chaotic.
由于江祺住的地方太多(火车哒哒主题酒店、雪村、今天开始就要住进不可思议魔法学院),江祺一口气报了三个地方的朝向,表示自己不总住在一个地方,喜欢到处乱住。Grandmasterking:......
王大师:……FromGrandmasterkinginslightlyspeechlesslook, nowat heartwhatJiang Qireads outGrandmasterkingto thinkwasthissister and brotheris any brokenproblems.
从王大师略显无语的眼神中,江祺读出了王大师现在心里想的是这姐弟俩都是什么破毛病。Grandmasterkingcounted on the fingers: „ThesethreeplacegeomancynotTaihang, youlook......”
王大师掐指一算:“这三个地方风水都不太行,你看啊……”Grandmasterkingstartswith a Jiang Qiexplanationgeomancy.
王大师开始和江祺一通解释风水。
Can Jiang Qiunderstand?江祺能听懂吗?Answered the tuartnaturally unable, hiseast, south, west, and northcould not understand, howpossibly to understand the geomancy.
答桉当然是不能,他连东南西北都听不懂,怎么可能听得懂风水。NearbyJiang Bingcannot understand, in the lookfullisconfused, before divine according to the diagramslistens to the warmdegree of Eight Trigrams (gossip)to form the striking contrast.
边上的江冰也听不懂,眼神中满是迷茫,与之前自己算卦时听八卦的热情程度形成鲜明对比。End, Grandmasterkingdrew the conclusion: „Was the geomancy in houseis not good, imprisonsyourtalent, makingyou unable to display. Thishas the talent, cannot display, is uncomfortable, does not have the talent the person who insists ondoing business more uncomfortable than these.”
末了,王大师得出结论:“就是房子的风水不行,禁锢住了你的才华,让你施展不开。这有才华,施展不开,多难受啊,比那些没有才华硬要做生意的人还要难受。”„Grandmaster, can the geomancy in housechange?”Jiang Bingappearscompared withJiang Qi must worry.
“那大师,房子的风水可以改吗?”江冰显得比江祺还要着急。„Naturallycanchange.”
“当然是可以改的。”Jiang Qi:!江祺:!Came, finallycame!
来了,终于来了!Jiang Qired lightat heartwas bright.江祺心里的红灯亮了。Jiang Qiis seemingly careless, took a fast look around a Grandmasterbehindcabinet of actuallyvigilantly, attemptsfound the pagoda, the Eight Trigrams (gossip)mirrorandrune/symbolpaper, jade pendantfromthesecabinetsand so onthing.江祺看似漫不经心,实则非常警惕地扫视了一圈大师身后的柜子,妄图从那些柜子里找到宝塔、八卦镜、符纸、玉佩之类的东西。Jiang Binguniversitytimetold fortunes, at the same timegossipped the mirrorto spend800.江冰大学的时候算命,一面八卦镜花了800块。Now had so manyyears, gossipped the price of mirror should not to sellto1800?
现在过了这么多年,八卦镜的价格该不会已经卖到1800了吧?Whatoneselfcalculateis the good luck in making money, gossipping the mirroris useful? Iswhatplease a tower?
自己算的是财运,八卦镜有用吗?是不是得请一座塔什么的?
A mirrorwants800, how could it not be can thattowersell8000?
一面镜子都要800,那塔岂不要卖8000?Look, fox tail of thisdeadswindlerhas revealed!
看吧,这个死骗子的狐狸尾巴已经露出来了!Jiang Qiis staring atGrandmasterking, wantsto have a look atGrandmasterkingto preparefrom the cabinetto pull out anything.江祺盯着王大师,想看看王大师准备从柜子里掏出个什么东西。FinallyGrandmasterkinganythinghas not pulled out, hehas not even set out.
结果王大师什么都没有掏,他甚至没有起身。„Changes the geomancyto have a verysimplemethod, Iteachyou. Does your familyhave the 50 centscoin, bestprobablyhave of national emblem. Youlook for5thistype of coins, withis transparently gummy, sticksone that continuallybecomes, national emblemthatsidetowardwall.”
“改风水有一个很简单的方法,我教你呀。你家有没有5毛钱的硬币,最好要带国徽的那种。你找五个这种硬币,用透明胶粘起来,粘成连成的一条,国徽那一面朝墙。”„Pastesonbeing centered onyourroomcentral point the wall surface of 150degreescorner/horn, is useful, after pastinggets quick results, 1-2 days canhave the effect. Next month the good luck in making moneycompletelywill be different, yourabilitycandisplay.”
“贴在以你房间为中心点的150度角的墙面上,非常有用,贴了之后立竿见影,1-2就能起效。下个月财运就会完全不一样,你的能力就能施展开来。”SeeingJiang Qisomewhatis dull, Grandmasterkingthinks that whathedoes not understandis150degreescorner/horn, pulls out the cell phonepointto operate the compassto looktoJiang Qi.
见江祺还有些呆,王大师以为他是不懂什么叫150度角,掏出手机点开指南针给江祺看。„Saw?”Grandmasterkingis pointing at the 150degrees on compass, „isthis150degrees, goes homewith the cell phonetowas enough.”
“看到了吧?”王大师指着指南针上的150度,“就是这个150度,回家拿着手机对就行。”Jiang Qi: „...... Sois simple?”江祺:“……就这么简单?”„Sois simple, youalsodo not have the bigmatter. Youare bright, butcannot display, changedchangingto make the air/Qicirculatewas enoughslightly. Whatthingdo not believeoutsidetheseswindlersto makeyouaskto go home, floweredseveral thousandtens of thousandsseveral hundred thousand, thatempty, if the good luck in making moneyreallydoes haveis so goodto changethatis noteveryonecanget rich?”
“就这么简单,你又不是有好大的事情。你是有才华的,只不过施展不出来,稍微改改让气流通了就行。不要信外面那些骗子让你请什么东西回家,花个几千几万几十万,那都是虚的,财运要是真的有那么好改那不是人人都能发大财?”Jiang Qi: „...... Thatthisis not......”江祺:“……那这个不就是……”„Thisdoes not change the good luck in making money, thisIdiscovered the geomancy in yourhousewas not goodfetteredyourtalent. Howevera littleImustremind your to do business, quiteeasy......”
“这个不是改财运呐,这个我只是发现你房子的风水不行束缚了你的才华。不过有一点我得提醒一下你这个做生意呀,比较容易……”Grandmasterkingstartsto tell that in front ofhim the 100,000doing businessfailuresmallskills of innumerablecustomer, takesthesecustomersas the material for negative education, remindedJiang Qido not step on the thunder.
王大师又开始讲述他前面无数个客户的10万个经商失败小技巧,以这些客户为反面教材,提醒江祺不要踩雷。Finally, Grandmasterkingdraws the conclusion: Nowadays the swindlerare many, pie that the spacehas not fallenwhite/in vain. The piepounds , on, mustfirstreconsiderto matchto eatthispie, whyitpoundstowardoneselfheaddoes not poundtowardothershead.
最后,王大师得出结论:这年头骗子多,天上没有白掉的馅饼。馅饼砸在自己头上的时候,要先反思一下自己配不配吃这块馅饼,它凭什么就往自己头上砸不往别人头上砸。Ifreconsidersthissituationto insistto eat, was deceivedcould not block.
如果反思到这个地步还是硬要吃的话,那被骗了也拦不住。Finallysweeps the codeto pay money, 50!
最后扫码付钱,50块!
The family members, thisis the realGrandmaster!
家人们,这才是真的大师啊!
To raisefirstdamps, the mindchicken soup, does best to convince, urging the personto do good deeds, whatis most essentialis the chargesmall advantage.
欲扬先抑,心灵鸡汤,苦口婆心,劝人向善,最关键的是收费便宜。Said5050, the one centdoes not bringto receivemuch.
说50就50,一分钱都不带多收的。Jiang Qihas preparedto send out the recruitmentinvitationtoGrandmasterking.江祺已经准备向王大师发出招聘邀请了。ThenGrandmasterkingcame a video phone, is the WeChatvideotells fortunes.
然后王大师就来了一个视频电话,是个微信视频算命的。Came the newbusinessGrandmasterking unable to attend toJiang QiandJiang Bing, in any casewhytheir twohave paid moneyto love, wantsto continueto sitis also all right.
来新生意了王大师就顾不上江祺和江冰了,反正他们两个已经付了钱爱干什么干什么,想继续坐着也没事。Grandmasterkingput through the video phone.
王大师接通了视频电话。„Grandmasterhello/you good!”In the videoisoneseems likeverythin and palemiddle-aged woman, wears the pajamasto sitonsofaat home, the facehasslightswelling, the eye is also swells, seems likehas cried.
“大师你好!”视频里是一个看上去非常憔悴的中年妇女,穿着睡衣坐在家里的沙发上,脸有些微肿,眼睛也是肿的,看起来似乎是哭过。„Ms.Li, yoursituationyourfriendhas hello saidwithme, can yoube the health? Starts.”
“李女士你好,你的情况你朋友已经和我说过了,你是要算健康是吧?开始吧。”Ms.Linods, startsto throw the copper coin.
李女士点点头,开始扔铜钱。„Twotowardon.”Ms.Lisaid.
“两个朝上。”李女士道。Grandmasterkingnods, on the paperdrawsregardingcharttuart.
王大师点点头,在纸上画出对于的图桉。Jiang QiJiang Bing:?!江祺江冰:?!
Did thisyeartell fortunes the high end to be ablethrough the situation that the videotold fortunes?
这年头算命已经高端到了可以通过视频算命的地步了吗?Reallyis confined at homecantell fortunes, the telling fortunesindustry is really a broadbluesea.
真是足不出户就能算命啊,算命行业果然是一片广阔的蓝海。
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