BFAMMGS :: Volume #5

#482: Eastern augur


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Such a indicated after the orange, Peng Xingyuan several people understand this period of time the true meaning of training instantaneously, in abundance dispersing. 经橙子这么一点拨,彭星媛几人瞬间明白这段时间集训的真谛,纷纷散开。 Has the class going office to look for the magic wand to prepare a lesson, without class exploration school. Such big castle, only opens three even, really explores still several days. 有课的去办公室找魔杖备课,没课的探索学校。这么大一座城堡,就算只开放三层,真探索起来也得几天的时间。 So many magic objects are placed in the castle, has the recent discovery each time. 那么多魔法物品摆在城堡里,每次都有新发现。 At this time possibly people might ask, Jiang Qi is also the new teacher, crystal ball divination class that he taught, does river Qi want to defer to the arrangement of class schedule to attend class like other teachers? 这个时候可能就有人要问了,江祺也是新老师啊,他教的还是水晶球占卜课,江琪要不要像其他老师一样按照课表的安排上课呢? Answered the tuart not to use. 答桉是不用。 In the class schedule simply has not arranged the Jiang Qi class. 课表上根本没排江祺的课。 It is not because Jiang Qi is the boss has the privilege, is his class is a little mainly complex. 不是因为江祺是老板有特权,主要是他这门课有点复杂。 The crystal ball divination class, looked that the name knows is the swindler class. 水晶球占卜课,看名字就知道是个骗子课。 Jiang Qi is not immortal cultivation is not the magician, does not understand the divination, attending class is deceives. From the course content, crystal ball divination class and Liu Lan bubble class has no difference, is 0 magic contents. 江祺既不是修仙的也不是魔法师,更不懂占卜,上课即是行骗。从课程内容来看,水晶球占卜课和刘澜的泡泡课没有什么区别,都是0魔法含量的。 But the crystal ball divination class was one once appeared in the specialized magic curriculum of inconceivable wizard school, was the earnest magic class. 但水晶球占卜课又是一门曾经真实出现在不可思议魔法学院的专业魔法课程,是正儿八经的魔法课。 Although this class teacher is the swindler who does not understand the divination. 虽然这门课的老师是一个不懂占卜的骗子。 But Jiang Qi is also has the divination talent and horizontal non- swindler who the inconceivable wizard school stamps to recognize personally. 江祺又是不可思议魔法学院亲自盖章认定的具有占卜天赋和水平的非骗子。 Therefore the present situation turned- 于是现在的情况就变成了- Has the divination talent, but does not understand the divination completely seems like that is the divination class teacher of swindler, must with deceiving the way to everyone on seems like that is deceiving, divination class of deceiving -type in fact is really teaching to practice divination. 一个具有占卜天赋,但是完全不懂占卜的看似是骗子的占卜课老师,要用行骗的方式给大家上看似是在行骗,实际上是真的在教占卜的行骗式的占卜课。 ... It is chaotic. 就…很混乱。 All these chaotic sources besides Lilian no one know how the beforehand that swindler attended class, but Lilian is one does not have the divination talent, the divination class took the A fool. 这一切混乱的源头是除了莉莉安外没人知道之前那个骗子是怎么上课的,而莉莉安是一个没有占卜天赋,占卜课却拿了A的受骗者。 Therefore, Jiang Qi must do does not integrate the school like other teachers, every day according to the class schedule attended class in the school normally, finally made own performance unusual conditions. 因此,江祺要做的不是像其他老师一样融入学校,每天按照课表在学校里正常上课,最终令自己的表演浑然天成。 What he must do is to make Lilian give the private lesson to oneself, how teaches itself to work as a qualified swindler... not, is the crystal ball divination class teacher. 他要做的是让莉莉安给自己开小灶,教自己如何当一个合格的骗子…啊不,是水晶球占卜课的老师。 On the divination class, really needs the eloquence. 上占卜课,是很需要口才的。 Before urgent training, Jiang Qi has thought own eloquence is good. 在紧急培训之前,江祺一直认为自己的口才不错。 Does not chatter resplendent lotus flower, calls white black, black talked into white. At least is the enunciation is also clear, the orderliness is clear, the thought is active, is good at associating, arranges the lie to come one after another, most basic opening eyes to talk nonsense surely does not have the issue. 不说舌灿莲花,指鹿为马,把黑的说成白的。至少也是口齿清晰,条理明确,思维活跃,擅长联想,编起瞎话来一套一套,最基本的睁眼说瞎话肯定是没问题的。 Finally...... 结果…… It is not good! 非常不行! Boss, you seem like not usually silly, how wasn't of use to critical moment brain and mouth?” Got up a fire is the magic class, in the classroom exploded crazily found Lilian of familiar feeling to be joyful, after teaching Jiang Qi a half hour, sadly returned to her face. “老板,你平时看起来也不傻,怎么到了关键时刻这个脑子和嘴巴就不顶用呢?”原本上了一节火系魔法课,在教室里一通狂炸找到了熟悉的感觉的莉莉安快乐无比,教了江祺半小时后,悲伤回到了她的脸上。 Jiang Qi do not have to think oneself will encounter setback in the eloquence unexpectedly, turned «100 Omen turns the hand on this Crystal ball Divine» that said: I have not spoken incorrectly.” 江祺也没想到自己居然会在口才上遭遇滑铁卢,又翻了翻手上这本《水晶球占卜的100个预兆》,道:“我也没说错呀。” «Crystal ball Divine 100 Omen» was Lilian before the teaching material of crystal ball divination class hour, has been putting in her magic pocket, this time took to give Jiang Qi is also makes use of waste. 《水晶球占卜的100个预兆》是莉莉安之前上水晶球占卜课时的教材,一直在她的魔法口袋里放着,这次拿出来给江祺也算是废物利用了。 Jiang Qi points at the crystal ball that in front of Lilian that real divination is using: Your this is the real crystal ball.” 江祺指着莉莉安面前的那颗货真价实的占卜用的水晶球:“你这还是真的水晶球呢。” One group of dense fog, without edges and corners, without chart tuart, fog gray without other colors, this explained that you absolutely would have no divination talent, your anything has not practiced divination.” “一团迷雾,没有棱角,没有图桉,雾还是灰色的没有其它颜色,这说明你根本就没有占卜天赋,你什么都没有占卜出来。” Jiang Qi turns to book p. 3, is pointing at the above chart tuart: Your this simply the tuart case that walks from the textbook.” 江祺翻到书的第三页,指着上面的图桉:“你这简直就是从教科书里走出来的桉例。” Lilian:...... 莉莉安:…… Principal Peggy: . 佩吉校长:噗。 Zero teacher: Tittering. 零老师:噗嗤。 Lilian looks at Jiang Qi, in the attractive eye does not have the light, disclosed a despair faintly: „Did you feel to the divination class tourist have the divination talent afterward?” 莉莉安看着江祺,漂亮的眼睛里已然没有光,隐隐还透露出一丝绝望:“你觉得以后来上占卜课的游客会有占卜天赋吗?” Jiang Qi: „...... They use isn't the fake crystal ball that you make? Definitely can have the thing.” 江祺:“……他们用的不是你做的假水晶球吗?肯定能出东西。” That batch of crystal balls that Lilian makes, can calculate the divination crystal ball to a certain extent. The divination crystal ball method of manufacturing that the basic funds apprentice uses is very simple, only needs to inject the specific type of charm to purity enough crystal ball was enough. 莉莉安做的那一批水晶球,从某种程度上来说也能算占卜水晶球。入门款学徒用的占卜水晶球制作方法很简单,只需要将特定类型的魔力注入到纯度足够的水晶球当中就行 Naturally, the divination crystal ball of this basic funds is the person of not accurate, earnest study divination definitely will not definitely use, generally is the guardians, when the toy buys one to go home to coax the child. 当然,这种入门款的占卜水晶球肯定是不准,正儿八经学占卜的人肯定不会用,一般都是家长当玩具买一个回家哄小孩。 In order to let the tourists has enough divination class experience( Lilian to think from the beginning divination class is on her), Lilian gave this batch of crystal balls to add specially guaranteed a minimum the mechanism. 为了让游客们有足够的占卜课体验(莉莉安一开始觉得占卜课是她上),莉莉安特意给这一批水晶球加了保底机制。 Certainly can have the chart tuart! 一定能出图桉! Over a hundred chart tuarts appear randomly, which type find out to have which type! 上百种图桉随机出现,想出哪种就出哪种! Originally Jiang Qi wants to make Lilian use to guarantee a minimum the crystal ball divination of mechanism, Lilian does not believe in evil doctrines, felt oneself practice divination the class to take A at least is also a little divination talent. 本来江祺是想让莉莉安用有保底机制的水晶球占卜的,莉莉安非不信邪,觉得自己占卜课能拿A至少也是有一点占卜天赋的。 Did not strive, had little was enough, must have. 不求很多,有一点点就行,总不能一点都没有吧。 Lilian who does not believe in evil doctrines searched for the office of each teacher, finally found a high end model of divination crystal ball in flight class teacher the cabinet of office. 不信邪的莉莉安搜遍了各个老师的办公室,最后在飞行课老师的办公室的柜子里找到了一颗高端款占卜水晶球。 Then Lilian used the high-end model of divination crystal ball to practice divination to guarantee a minimum greatly. 然后莉莉安就用高端款的占卜水晶球占卜出了一个大保底。 Jiang Qi thought that he has not said anything, he told the facts, Lilian broke against. 江祺觉得他也没说什么,他只是实话实说罢了,莉莉安就破防了。 Broken against Lilian has not forgotten oneself mission. 破防的莉莉安没有忘记自己的任务 But Teacher secure will certainly not say.” Lilian is staring at the crystal ball, wants to stare at the chart tuart. “可是安老师一定不会这么说。”莉莉安盯着水晶球,想盯出个图桉。 How will he say?” Before Jiang Qi is very curious , the words technique of that swindler. “他会怎么说?”江祺还挺好奇之前那个骗子的话术的。 Teacher secure will tell us the crystal ball not to respond that is because our hearts are not very pure, our has the distracting thoughts at heart, the crystal ball has not felt our hope and holds to read, therefore has not given us to feed back.” The Lilian unwilling heart strokes the crystal ball, hopes very much this high end can feel her to result in honestly cannot the honest heart. “安老师会告诉我们水晶球没有反应是因为我们的心不够纯,我们的心里有杂念,水晶球没有感受到我们的渴望和执念,所以没有给出我们反馈。”莉莉安不甘心地抚摸水晶球,很希望这颗高端款能感受到她诚得不能再诚的心。 Then?” “然后呢?” Then Teacher secure will bring us to calm down the heart, in these numerous and diverse train of thought platoons the mind goes out, comes again one time.” “然后安老师就会带着我们把心静下来,把脑海中那些繁杂的思绪排出去,再来一次。” Principals Peggy somewhat were curious: Useful?” 佩吉校长都有些好奇了:“有用吗?” Lilian nods seriously: Useful, really useful!” 莉莉安郑重点头:“有用,真的有用!” Teacher secure said that many situation launching crystal ball does not give us to feed back, because of crystal balls, without feeling our reading strength. Reading the strength is different from the charm, it is thing in a very mysterious spiritual level, like our reading strength quite low person, can only see the simple chart tuart on the crystal ball.” “安老师说很多情况下水晶球不给予我们反馈,都是因为水晶球,没有感受到我们的念力。念力不同于魔力,它是一种很玄妙的精神层面上的东西,像我们这种念力比较低的人,只能在水晶球上看到简单的图桉。” However boss inborn has extremely high divination talent, read the strength very high person since birth. Can see a paragraph of writing in the appropriate situation, a song, a poem, several scenes, even is a complete memory.” “而老板这种天生就有极高占卜天赋,生来念力就很高的人。在恰当的情况下可以看到一段文字,一首歌,一句诗,几幕场景,甚至是一段完整的记忆。” Simple chart tuart can only the divination recent matter, the following several divination is actually the remote future.” “简单的图桉只能占卜近期发生的事情,后面几种占卜的却是遥远的未来。” Then, Lilian deeply attracts several tones, closes the eye, both hands devout stroking crystal ball, probably is feeling attentively, triggers the so-called reading strength. 说罢,莉莉安深吸几口气,闭上眼睛,双手虔诚的抚摸水晶球,像是在用心感受,触发所谓的念力。 Zero teacher complained one low voice: Read the strength, that swindler even also newly-organized a word.” 零老师小声吐槽了一句:“念力,那个骗子甚至还自己新编了一个词。” Principal Peggy is actually very interested to this set of explanation, is staring at Lilian: I thought is actually not groundless.” 佩吉校长倒是对这一套解释很有兴趣,盯着莉莉安:“我倒是觉得不无道理。” Probably after several minutes, Lilian opened the eye. 大概几分钟后,莉莉安重新睁开了眼。 After Lilian opens eyes , the 1st matter is the short distance is staring at the dense fog in crystal ball, joyful said/tunnel: Has the change, boss you quick, there is a change!” 莉莉安睁开眼后第一件事就是近距离盯着水晶球里的迷雾,欣喜地道:“有变化,老板你快来看,有变化!” You thought that the color of dense fog did become peaceful? Also..., what this does look like? I knew, like one group of messes!” “你有没有觉得迷雾的颜色变澹了?还…还,这个像什么?我知道了,像一团乱麻!” Jiang Qi collected to look at several, expressed change not beforehand group dense fog, but dense fog can keep did the irregular exercise in the crystal ball. 江祺凑上去看了几眼,表示一点变化都没有还是之前的团迷雾,只不过迷雾自己会不停的在水晶球里做不规律运动。 What color changed peaceful, like one group of messes, all was Lilian's psychological process. 什么颜色变澹了,像一团乱麻,全都是莉莉安的心理作用。 Jiang Qi this time has not joined Lilian's words, but asked the issue: Had the new change, how does Teacher secure usually do?” 江祺这次没有接上莉莉安的话,而是主动提出问题:“出现了新变化,安老师通常是怎么做的?” Teacher secure will make us first explain the omen of crystal ball.” “安老师会让我们自己先解释水晶球的预兆。” Jiang Qi made a movement of invitation to Lilian, hinting Lilian can start her performance. 江祺对莉莉安做了一个请的动作,示意莉莉安可以开始她的表演了。 Lilian does not have on the crystal ball divination class for a long time, had the explanation about chart tuart to forget up, can only in that book with Jiang Qi turn. Turned for quite a while to turn the mess finally, after looking at the graphic solution, Lilian substituted, explained: 莉莉安好久没上水晶球占卜课,有关于图桉的解释早就忘光了,只能拿江祺手里那本书翻。翻了半天终于翻到乱麻,看完图解后,莉莉安自我代入了一下,解释道: A moment ago at heart what I thought that I had only taught the space magic class before, now is sudden professor fire the magic class can teach? The demon article in classroom can withstand lived in the explosion of this small range? Can I lose money?” “我刚才心里想的是,我之前只教过空间魔法课,现在突然一下教授火系魔法课能够教好吗?教室里的魔文可以承受的住这种小范围的爆炸了?我会不会赔钱?” Principal Peggy:?! 佩吉校长:?! Crystal ball told me, the answering tuart of this issue was complex, like one group of messes. Seemingly has many results, but the true outlet only has one, hidden in other jute yarn. What I must do clears off own mentality, the calm, serious consideration, can look for that correct outlet.” “水晶球告诉我,这个问题的答桉非常复杂,就像一团乱麻。看起来有很多种结果,但真正的出路只有一根,隐藏在其它麻线中。我要做的是理清自己的思路,沉着冷静,认真思考,才能寻找到那根正确的出路。” Jiang Qi zero teacher Principal Peggy:? 江祺零老师佩吉校长:? This what and what? The content that this explanation and you wanted to practice divination a moment ago has, even if a point does frighten the relations? 这都什么和什么?这个解释和你刚才想要占卜的内容有哪怕一点吓关系吗? The Jiang Qi three people have not understood, Lilian actually understood: I understood, the crystal ball is tells me to persevere to make the conscience of teacher, so long as my attentive teaching, regards the genuine fire each class is the magic class comes on, will certainly not have problems.” 江祺三人没听懂,莉莉安却懂了:“我明白了,水晶球是告诉我要坚守做老师的本心,只要我用心教学,把每一堂课都当成真正的火系魔法课来上,就一定不会出问题。” Three people:??? 三人:??? You determined you understand what writes with the book is same? 你确定你懂的和书上写的是一样的? Where you understand?! 你从哪儿懂的呀?! Jiang Qi can only continue to ask: That at this time, how will Teacher secure usually do?” 江祺只能继续问:“那这种时候,安老师通常会怎么做呢?” Teacher secure will praise us to have the divination talent very much, roughly direction is right, but the part of minor details has not a little noticed.” “安老师会表扬我们很有占卜天赋,大体方向是对的,但是有一点细枝末节的部分没有注意到。” He will illustrate our divination contents, illustrated according to the same day divination content arrangement work, then finished class again.” “他会对我们的占卜内容进行解说,解说完了再根据当天的占卜内容布置作业,然后就下课。” Your divination contents often are right?” Jiang Qi only finds it hard to believe that Teacher Such an odd deceiving law, how is so many year of crystal ball divination class teachers in the inconceivable school? “你们的占卜内容往往是对的吗?”江祺只觉得不可思议,安老师这么离谱的骗法,是怎么在不可思议学院里当这么多年水晶球占卜课的老师的? Also deceives this Lilian, tries our luck by the present, felt own many a little divination talent. 还把莉莉安骗成这样,到现在都心存侥幸,觉得自己多少有点占卜天赋。 However Lilian is always very easy to be deceived and that's the end. 不过莉莉安一向很容易被骗就是了。 Naturally is wrong.” The Lily peaceful said, occasionally will have the divination to time, the divination is unable to judge that to wrong, the most well-known big augur does not dare to boast extravagantly saying that own divination each time is certainly correct.” “当然是错的。”莉莉安道,“偶尔会有占卜对的时候,占卜本来就是无法判断对错的,最知名的大占卜师也不敢夸下海口说自己的每次占卜一定正确。” Made a mistake made a mistake, final end of the period grading does not comment according to the accuracy that in a semester practiced divination.” “错了就错了,最后的期末评分又不是按一个学期中占卜的正确率来评。” Jiang Qi fell into silent. 江祺陷入了沉默。 Principal Peggy also fell into silent. 佩吉校长也陷入了沉默。 Zero teacher shakes the head to own fool disciple reluctantly, flutters to the corner, is not cruel enough to look that this was flickered the unlucky student who by secure teacher runs around in circles. 零老师无奈地对自己的傻子弟子摇摇头,飘到角落里,不忍心看这个被安老师忽悠得团团转的倒霉学生。 Other students take as an elective the crystal ball divination class to mix the school grades for study the divination zero teacher does not know, his unlucky student definitely for study divination. 其他学生选修水晶球占卜课是为了混学分还是为了学占卜零老师不知道,他这个倒霉学生肯定是为了学占卜。 Lilian had not felt, although Principal Peggy and zero teachers said that Teacher secure is a swindler, but Lilian thinks as before Teacher secure is only the divination talent is not purely high, he is only the ability is insufficient, is not a swindler. 偏偏莉莉安还没觉得,虽然佩吉校长和零老师都说安老师是骗子,但莉莉安依旧认为安老师只是单纯的占卜天赋不高,他只是能力不足,不是骗子。 Boss, usually attended class probably is on such. How as for should solution Tu, these that I establish guarantee a minimum the chart tuart specifically in the chart tuart picture according to this book, you only need «100 Omen contents of Crystal ball Divine» know by heart, the speech is of pleasant to hear, surely does not have the issue.” “老板,平时上课大概就是这么上的。至于具体该怎么解图,我设定的那些保底图桉都是按照这本书上的图桉画的,你只需要把《水晶球占卜的100个预兆》的内容背熟,说话再好听一点,就肯定没问题。” Your graphic solution was too dry, Teacher secure will explain to us very much, he will unify us the content that wants to predict, unifies our present situations to conduct the detailed explanation to us.” “你的图解太干巴巴了,安老师就很会给我们解释,他会结合我们想要预言的内容,结合我们的现状给我们进行详细的解释。” You probably need to practice the eloquence again.” Lilian offers the suggestion of her most sincerity. “你可能需要再练练口才。”莉莉安给出她最真心的建议。 Then Lilian cooked, she is finishes attending the morning class to come to Jiang Qi to conduct 1 pair of 1 instruction again, in the afternoon Lilian also class, she must go to the classroom to prepare. 然后莉莉安就熘了,她是上完上午的课再过来给江祺进行一对一指导的,下午莉莉安还有一节课,她要去教室准备了。 After Lilian walks, Principal Peggy categorical said to zero teacher: Zero, you said right, peaceful is a swindler.” 莉莉安走后,佩吉校长才斩钉截铁的对零老师说:“零,你说的没错,安就是个骗子。” Zero teacher has not said that leisure fluttering to is looking at «Crystal ball Divine side earnestly 100 Omen» Jiang Qi, asked: Boss, what question do you have?” 零老师没接话,慢悠悠的飘到正在认真看《水晶球占卜的100个预兆》的江祺身边,问:“老板,你是有什么疑问吗?” Yes boss, if you thought that according to pressing some way fee/spent brains of attending class takes the trouble, I can help you a crystal ball divination class furnishing Monday festival. This class is in a week one, on no one.” Principal Peggy intimate said/tunnel. “是啊老板,如果你觉得按照按上课的方式有些费脑子费神,我可以帮你把水晶球占卜课调成一周一节。这个课原本就是一周上一节,没什么人上。”佩吉校长贴心地道。 The two big backbones of inconceivable wizard school stare stares at Jiang Qi to look. 不可思议魔法学院的两大骨干就这么直勾勾的盯着江祺看。 Jiang Qi is stares stares to write books to look. 江祺则是直勾勾地盯着书看。 Long time, Jiang Qi „” gathers the book, a brow wrinkle. 良久,江祺“啪”地一声把书一合,眉头一皱。 „The present issue attended class actually not somewhat troublesome.” “现在的问题倒不是上课有些麻烦。” Is I have not familiarized this attending class method.” “是我还没有摸透这种上课的方法。” Lilian said anything a moment ago probably, actually seemed anything not to say.” “莉莉安刚才好像说了什么,却又好像什么都没有说。” Jiang Qi takes up the book, refers to writing books saying: This book, I thought that is a swindler words technique artistic collection.” 江祺拿起书,指着书道:“就连这本书,我都觉得是一本骗子话术集锦。” Zero teacher approves of the nod. 零老师赞同地点头。 Principal Peggy somewhat understood the meaning of Jiang Qi probably: Therefore the boss you are to actually need one now understand to watch a person's every mood, will write the words to the map-read, knows how through a chart tuart, to show partiality the professional who arranges the nonsense to instruct you?” 佩吉校长好像有些明白江祺的意思了:“所以老板你现在其实是需要一位懂得察言观色,会给看图写话,知道如何通过一个图桉,看人下菜碟地编鬼话的专业人士来指导您是吗?” Right!” “没错!” Jiang Qi and zero teacher looks to Principal Peggy. 江祺和零老师看向佩吉校长。 If the amusement park conducts one to arrange the nonsense competition, whom will compare most to arrange the nonsense, the champion definitely will be Principal Peggy, will deserve. 如果游乐园举办一个编鬼话大赛,比比谁最会编鬼话,那冠军肯定是佩吉校长,当之无愧。 Long-waited Principal Peggy shakes the head again and again: This I am not really good, I only meet the usability is quite strong, words technique that can bring in money fast. Many a fact I can arrange to me downward, like this type fabricated, I do not excel.” 万众期待的佩吉校长连连摇头:“这个我真不行,我只会实用性比较强,能够快速来钱的话术。多少得给我一点事实根据我才能够往下编,像这种无中生有的,我不擅长。” Principal Peggy expressed her, if excels at this type, this swindler will not be deceived so many years by secure teacher. 佩吉校长表示她要是擅长这种,也不会被安老师这个骗子骗这么多年了。 The hundred years of signboard of her inconceivable wizard school! 她不可思议魔法学院的百年招牌呀! Because this dead swindler is destroyed in a moment! 就因为这个死骗子毁于一旦呐! Principal Peggy is bursting into tears at heart. 佩吉校长在心里流泪。 Principal Peggy is not good, but also whose line? 佩吉校长不行,还有谁行呢? Crazy thinking of Jiang Qi in mind, felt in person who he knows, no one excels at the words technique in this aspect. 江祺在脑海中疯狂思索,感觉他认识的人里面,也没有人擅长这方面的话术。 Nowadays who can the map-read speak, fabricated, but also understands to watch a person's every mood, according to the actual situation of opposite party arranges the nonsense? 这年头有谁会看图说话,无中生有,还懂得察言观色,根据对方的实际情况来编鬼话呀? Was this top talent too also difficult to look? 这种高端人才也太难找了吧? Or makes reckless clear send the hiring information, gives itself the move of crystal ball divination class teaching assistant? 要不让胡清发个招聘信息,给自己招个水晶球占卜课助教? Jiang Qi worries. 江祺犯了难。 Watches a person's every mood, the divination, the speech is of pleasant to hear, the eloquence good...... this is not... this is not......” “察言观色,占卜,说话要好听,口才好……这不就是…这不就是……” Suddenly, this year is uncommon, but can have the occupation that to appear in the Jiang Qi mind. 突然,一个这年头不常见,但是一定会有的职业出现在了江祺的脑海中。 Telling fortunes master! 算命师傅! The youth of the period may not calculate life for a lifetime a time, but some certainly friends have told fortunes! 当代青年可能一辈子都不会算一次命,但是一定有朋友算过命! Jiang Qi pulls out the cell phone courageous, the Jiang Bing WeChat call. 江祺勐地掏出手机,拨打江冰的微信电话。 The second meets. 秒接。 Hey, does the younger brother, what matter you look for my?” That side Jiang Bing is very noisy, does not sound like in the Mahjong parlor. “喂,弟,你找我什么事啊?”江冰那边还挺嘈杂,听起来不像是在麻将馆。 Elder sister, did you recently have to tell fortunes?” “姐,你最近有没有算过命?” Jiang Bing:? 江冰:? Jiang Bing traded a hand to take the cell phone: Told fortunes? I am that person who does the feudal superstition? Your older sister my this lifetime never told fortunes, I most was Tarot card, constellation, palm reading and crystal ball!” 江冰换了一只手拿手机:“算命?我是那种搞封建迷信的人吗?你姐我这辈子从来不算命,我最多就是塔罗牌、星座、手相、水晶球!” Jiang Qi: „...... Your this hobby is very broad......” 江祺:“……你这爱好还挺广……” Generally general.” Jiang Bing modest said/tunnel, how? Does the younger brother you also want to tell fortunes? Is the recent amusement park business not good to change the geomancy? I felt your business good, so many attend the challenge tournament, my people sleep are full daily, you know that my how many days haven't played mahjong?” “一般一般。”江冰谦虚地道,“怎么?弟你还想算命?是最近游乐园生意不好想改风水?我觉得你这生意挺好的呀,那么多参加挑战赛的,我这民宿天天爆满,你知道我都多少天没打麻将了吗?” Is the recent business is too good, therefore wants to calculate, the elder sister you do know what has is quite famous, glib lips very agile telling fortunes master?” “就是最近生意太好所以想算一算,姐你知不知道有什么比较出名,嘴皮子很利索的算命师傅?” Jiang Bing:? 江冰:? What problem is Jiang Qi this? 江祺这是什么毛病? Jiang Bing thinks, but also really thought of one: I had a friend to send her to tell fortunes in the friend circle a while ago probably, said that the telling fortunes master was young, but was very accurate, it is estimated that is will flicker.” 江冰想了想,还真想到了一个:“我有个朋友前段时间好像在朋友圈发了她去算命,说算命师傅年纪不大但是很准,估计是个会忽悠的。” Does not calculate that the record of one's horoscope that Book of Change what, divines by the eight diagrams probably, do you who throw the copper coin know? The younger brother you wants to calculate that wants to calculate I asked her master where, I happen to also want to calculate the peach blossom.” “不过不是算生辰八字的那种,好像是周易还是什么,卜卦的,扔铜钱的你知道吧?弟你想去算吗,想算我问她那个师傅在哪儿啊,我正好也想算算桃花。” My more than one year had not been in love, must ask a master to calculate that recently had the peach blossom to bring an accessory. My university time asks a master to be considered as is very accurate, he said that my 2nd year must be in love, finally my in January 2 was in love!” “我都一年多没谈恋爱了,是得找个师傅算算最近有没有桃花要不要带点饰品。我大学的时候找过一个师傅算得特别准,他说我第二年必谈恋爱,结果我第2年1月份就谈恋爱了!” Jiang Qi:...... 江祺:…… You added a moment ago you do not do the feudal superstition, only Tarot card, constellation, palm reading and crystal ball! 你刚才还说你不搞封建迷信,只塔罗牌、星座、手相、水晶球! Ok, you help me ask, if can we go in the afternoon.” “行,你帮我问问,如果可以咱们下午就去。” Is so anxious...... the line. little Liu, I have the matter to go out in the afternoon, the registration that this people sleep should not be chaotic, do not have problems! Did the cleaning aunt have two to ask for leave? Quickly asks two temporary workers to withstand/top, is really not good is no longer in office looks for several students high, the room health must do well. These peddlers who when you set up a stall with outside in the evening said that the trash remembers to carry off, the trash on this road is our cleaning sweeps, presented that situation that stall not to give them again this morning, we have not received money!” “这么急啊……行吧。小刘,我下午有事要出去一趟,这个民宿的登记不要乱,不要出问题啊!保洁阿姨有两个请假了是吧?赶快找两个临时工过来顶上,实在不行去职高找几个学生,房间卫生一定要搞好。等晚上你跟外面摆摊的那些小贩说一下,垃圾记得带走,这路上的垃圾都是我们的保洁扫的,再出现今天早上那种情况那个摊位就不给他们了,我们又没收钱!” That......” “还有那个……” Jiang Qi hung up the telephone. 江祺挂断了电话。 Principal Peggy and zero teacher look at Jiang Qi curiously, asked with one voice: Boss, what is the telling fortunes master?” 佩吉校长和零老师好奇地看着江祺,齐声问道:“老板,算命师傅是什么呀?” Eastern augur.” Jiang Qi shows a faint smile, professional, trustworthy.” “东方占卜师。”江祺微微一笑,“专业人士,值得信赖。”
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