Such a indicatedafter the orange,PengXingyuanseveralpeopleunderstandthis period of time the true meaning of traininginstantaneously, in abundancedispersing.
经橙子这么一点拨,彭星媛几人瞬间明白这段时间集训的真谛,纷纷散开。Has the classgoingofficeto look for the magic wandto prepare a lesson, withoutclassexplorationschool. Such bigcastle, onlyopensthreeeven, reallyexploresstillseveraldays.
有课的去办公室找魔杖备课,没课的探索学校。这么大一座城堡,就算只开放三层,真探索起来也得几天的时间。So manymagic objectsare placedin the castle, has the recent discoveryeach time.
那么多魔法物品摆在城堡里,每次都有新发现。At this timepossiblypeople might ask, Jiang Qi is also the newteacher, crystal balldivinationclass that hetaught, does riverQiwantto defer to the arrangement of class scheduleto attend classlikeotherteachers?
这个时候可能就有人要问了,江祺也是新老师啊,他教的还是水晶球占卜课,江琪要不要像其他老师一样按照课表的安排上课呢?Answered the tuartnot to use.
答桉是不用。In the class schedulesimplyhas not arranged the Jiang Qiclass.
课表上根本没排江祺的课。
It is not becauseJiang Qiis the bosshas the privilege, is his class is a little mainly complex.
不是因为江祺是老板有特权,主要是他这门课有点复杂。
The crystal balldivinationclass, looked that the nameknowsis the swindlerclass.
水晶球占卜课,看名字就知道是个骗子课。Jiang Qiis notimmortal cultivationis not the magician, does not understand the divination, attending classisdeceives. From the course content, crystal balldivinationclass and Liu Lanbubbleclasshas no difference, is 0 magiccontents.江祺既不是修仙的也不是魔法师,更不懂占卜,上课即是行骗。从课程内容来看,水晶球占卜课和刘澜的泡泡课没有什么区别,都是0魔法含量的。But the crystal balldivinationclasswasoneonceappearedin the specializedmagiccurriculum of inconceivablewizard school, was the earnestmagicclass.
但水晶球占卜课又是一门曾经真实出现在不可思议魔法学院的专业魔法课程,是正儿八经的魔法课。Althoughthisclassteacheris the swindler who does not understand the divination.
虽然这门课的老师是一个不懂占卜的骗子。ButJiang Qi is also has the divinationtalent and horizontalnon-swindler who the inconceivablewizard schoolstampsto recognizepersonally.
可江祺又是不可思议魔法学院亲自盖章认定的具有占卜天赋和水平的非骗子。Therefore the presentsituationturned-
于是现在的情况就变成了-Has the divinationtalent, butdoes not understand the divinationcompletelyseems like that is the divinationclassteacher of swindler, mustwithdeceiving the waytoeveryoneonseems like that is deceiving, divinationclass of deceiving-typein factis really teachingto practice divination.
一个具有占卜天赋,但是完全不懂占卜的看似是骗子的占卜课老师,要用行骗的方式给大家上看似是在行骗,实际上是真的在教占卜的行骗式的占卜课。
... It is chaotic.
就…很混乱。All thesechaoticsourcesbesidesLilianno oneknowhow the beforehandthatswindler attended class, butLilianisonedoes not have the divinationtalent, the divinationclasstook the Afool.
这一切混乱的源头是除了莉莉安外没人知道之前那个骗子是怎么上课的,而莉莉安是一个没有占卜天赋,占卜课却拿了A的受骗者。Therefore, Jiang Qimustdodoes not integrate the schoollikeotherteachers, every dayaccording to the class schedule attended classin the schoolnormally, finallymadeownperformanceunusual conditions.
因此,江祺要做的不是像其他老师一样融入学校,每天按照课表在学校里正常上课,最终令自己的表演浑然天成。Whathemustdo is to make Liliangive the private lessontooneself, howteaches itselfto work as a qualifiedswindler... not, is the crystal balldivinationclassteacher.
他要做的是让莉莉安给自己开小灶,教自己如何当一个合格的骗子…啊不,是水晶球占卜课的老师。On the divinationclass, reallyneeds the eloquence.
上占卜课,是很需要口才的。Beforeurgenttraining, Jiang Qihas thoughtowneloquenceis good.
在紧急培训之前,江祺一直认为自己的口才不错。Does not chatterresplendentlotus flower, calls white black, blacktalked intowhite. At leastis the enunciationis also clear, the orderlinessis clear, the thoughtis active, is good atassociating, arranges the lieto comeone after another, most basicopening eyesto talk nonsensesurelydoes not have the issue.
不说舌灿莲花,指鹿为马,把黑的说成白的。至少也是口齿清晰,条理明确,思维活跃,擅长联想,编起瞎话来一套一套,最基本的睁眼说瞎话肯定是没问题的。Finally......
结果……
It is not good!
非常不行!„Boss, youseem like not usually silly, howwasn't of usetocritical momentbrain and mouth?”Got up a fireis the magicclass, in the classroomexplodedcrazilyfoundLilian of familiarfeelingto be joyful, after teachingJiang Qia halfhour, sadlyreturned to herface.
“老板,你平时看起来也不傻,怎么到了关键时刻这个脑子和嘴巴就不顶用呢?”原本上了一节火系魔法课,在教室里一通狂炸找到了熟悉的感觉的莉莉安快乐无比,教了江祺半小时后,悲伤回到了她的脸上。Jiang Qido not haveto thinkoneselfwill encountersetbackin the eloquenceunexpectedly, turned«100Omenturns the handonthisCrystal ballDivine» that said: „Ihave not spoken incorrectly.”江祺也没想到自己居然会在口才上遭遇滑铁卢,又翻了翻手上这本《水晶球占卜的100个预兆》,道:“我也没说错呀。”«Crystal ballDivine100Omen»wasLilian before the teaching material of crystal balldivinationclass hour, has been puttinginhermagicpocket, thistimetookto giveJiang Qi is also makes use of waste.
《水晶球占卜的100个预兆》是莉莉安之前上水晶球占卜课时的教材,一直在她的魔法口袋里放着,这次拿出来给江祺也算是废物利用了。Jiang Qipoints at the crystal ball that in front ofLilianthatrealdivinationis using: „Yourthisis the realcrystal ball.”江祺指着莉莉安面前的那颗货真价实的占卜用的水晶球:“你这还是真的水晶球呢。”„Onegroup of dense fog, withoutedges and corners, withoutcharttuart, foggraywithoutothercolors, thisexplained that youabsolutelywould have no divinationtalent, youranythinghas not practiced divination.”
“一团迷雾,没有棱角,没有图桉,雾还是灰色的没有其它颜色,这说明你根本就没有占卜天赋,你什么都没有占卜出来。”Jiang Qiturnstobookp. 3, is pointing at the abovecharttuart: „Yourthissimply the tuartcase that walksfrom the textbook.”江祺翻到书的第三页,指着上面的图桉:“你这简直就是从教科书里走出来的桉例。”Lilian:......
莉莉安:……PrincipalPeggy: Pū.
佩吉校长:噗。Zeroteacher: Tittering.
零老师:噗嗤。Lilianlooks atJiang Qi, in the attractiveeyedoes not have the light, disclosed a despairfaintly: „Did youfeel to the divinationclasstouristhave the divinationtalentafterward?”
莉莉安看着江祺,漂亮的眼睛里已然没有光,隐隐还透露出一丝绝望:“你觉得以后来上占卜课的游客会有占卜天赋吗?”Jiang Qi: „...... Theyuseisn't the fakecrystal ball that youmake? Definitelycanhave the thing.”江祺:“……他们用的不是你做的假水晶球吗?肯定能出东西。”Thatbatch of crystal balls that Lilianmakes, cancalculate the divinationcrystal ballto a certain extent. The divinationcrystal ballmethod of manufacturing that the basicfundsapprenticeusesis very simple, onlyneedsto inject the specific type ofcharmtopurityenoughcrystal ballwas enough.
莉莉安做的那一批水晶球,从某种程度上来说也能算占卜水晶球。入门款学徒用的占卜水晶球制作方法很简单,只需要将特定类型的魔力注入到纯度足够的水晶球当中就行。Naturally, the divinationcrystal ball of thisbasicfundsis the person of not accurate, earneststudydivinationdefinitelywill not definitely use, generallyis the guardians, when the toybuysoneto go hometo coax the child.
当然,这种入门款的占卜水晶球肯定是不准,正儿八经学占卜的人肯定不会用,一般都是家长当玩具买一个回家哄小孩。In order tolet the touristshasenoughdivinationclassexperience( Lilianto thinkfrom the beginningdivinationclassisonher), Liliangavethisbatch of crystal ballsto addspeciallyguaranteed a minimum the mechanism.
为了让游客们有足够的占卜课体验(莉莉安一开始觉得占卜课是她上),莉莉安特意给这一批水晶球加了保底机制。Certainlycanhave the charttuart!
一定能出图桉!Over a hundredcharttuartsappearrandomly, whichtypefind outto havewhichtype!
上百种图桉随机出现,想出哪种就出哪种!OriginallyJiang Qiwantsto makeLilianuseto guarantee a minimum the crystal balldivination of mechanism, Liliandoes not believe in evil doctrines, feltoneselfpractice divination the class to takeAat least is also a little divinationtalent.
本来江祺是想让莉莉安用有保底机制的水晶球占卜的,莉莉安非不信邪,觉得自己占卜课能拿A至少也是有一点占卜天赋的。Did not strive, hadlittlewas enough, must have.
不求很多,有一点点就行,总不能一点都没有吧。Lilian who does not believe in evil doctrinessearched for the office of eachteacher, finallyfound a high endmodel of divinationcrystal ballinflightclassteacher the cabinet of office.
不信邪的莉莉安搜遍了各个老师的办公室,最后在飞行课老师的办公室的柜子里找到了一颗高端款占卜水晶球。ThenLilianused the high-endmodel of divinationcrystal ballto practice divinationto guarantee a minimumgreatly.
然后莉莉安就用高端款的占卜水晶球占卜出了一个大保底。Jiang Qithought that hehas not saidanything, hetold the facts, Lilianbrokeagainst.江祺觉得他也没说什么,他只是实话实说罢了,莉莉安就破防了。BrokenagainstLilianhas not forgottenoneselfmission.
破防的莉莉安没有忘记自己的任务。„ButTeachersecurewill certainly not say.”Lilianis staring at the crystal ball, wantsto stare at the charttuart.
“可是安老师一定不会这么说。”莉莉安盯着水晶球,想盯出个图桉。„How will hesay?” Before Jiang Qi is very curious , the wordstechnique of thatswindler.
“他会怎么说?”江祺还挺好奇之前那个骗子的话术的。„Teachersecurewill tellus the crystal ballnot to respond that isbecauseourheartsare not very pure, ourhas the distracting thoughtsat heart, the crystal ballhas not feltourhopeandholdsto read, thereforehas not givenusto feed back.” The Lilianunwillingheartstrokes the crystal ball, hopesvery muchthishigh endcanfeelherto result inhonestlycannot the honestheart.
“安老师会告诉我们水晶球没有反应是因为我们的心不够纯,我们的心里有杂念,水晶球没有感受到我们的渴望和执念,所以没有给出我们反馈。”莉莉安不甘心地抚摸水晶球,很希望这颗高端款能感受到她诚得不能再诚的心。„Then?”
“然后呢?”„ThenTeachersecurewill bringusto calm down the heart, inthesenumerous and diversetrain of thoughtplatoons the mindgoes out, comesagainonetime.”
“然后安老师就会带着我们把心静下来,把脑海中那些繁杂的思绪排出去,再来一次。”PrincipalsPeggysomewhatwere curious: „Useful?”
佩吉校长都有些好奇了:“有用吗?”Liliannodsseriously: „Useful, reallyuseful!”
莉莉安郑重点头:“有用,真的有用!”„Teachersecuresaid that manysituationlaunchingcrystal balldoes not giveusto feed back, because ofcrystal balls, withoutfeelingourreadingstrength. Reading the strengthis differentfrom the charm, itisthing in a verymysteriousspiritual level, like our readingstrengthquitelowperson, can only see the simplecharttuarton the crystal ball.”
“安老师说很多情况下水晶球不给予我们反馈,都是因为水晶球,没有感受到我们的念力。念力不同于魔力,它是一种很玄妙的精神层面上的东西,像我们这种念力比较低的人,只能在水晶球上看到简单的图桉。”„Howeverbossinbornhasextremelyhighdivinationtalent, read the strengthveryhighpersonsince birth. Cansee a paragraph of writingin the appropriatesituation, a song, a poem, severalscenes, evenis a completememory.”
“而老板这种天生就有极高占卜天赋,生来念力就很高的人。在恰当的情况下可以看到一段文字,一首歌,一句诗,几幕场景,甚至是一段完整的记忆。”„Simplecharttuart can only the divinationrecentmatter, the followingseveraldivination is actually the remotefuture.”
“简单的图桉只能占卜近期发生的事情,后面几种占卜的却是遥远的未来。”Then, Liliandeeplyattractsseveraltones, closes the eye, both handsdevoutstrokingcrystal ball, probablyis feelingattentively, triggers the so-calledreadingstrength.
说罢,莉莉安深吸几口气,闭上眼睛,双手虔诚的抚摸水晶球,像是在用心感受,触发所谓的念力。Zeroteachercomplainedonelow voice: „Read the strength, thatswindlerevenalsonewly-organized a word.”
零老师小声吐槽了一句:“念力,那个骗子甚至还自己新编了一个词。”PrincipalPeggy is actually very interestedtothisset of explanation, is staring atLilian: „Ithought is actually not groundless.”
佩吉校长倒是对这一套解释很有兴趣,盯着莉莉安:“我倒是觉得不无道理。”Probably after severalminutes, Lilianopened the eye.
大概几分钟后,莉莉安重新睁开了眼。
After Lilianopens eyes , the 1stmatteris the short distanceis staring at the dense fog in crystal ball, joyfulsaid/tunnel: „Has the change, bossyouquick, there is a change!”
莉莉安睁开眼后第一件事就是近距离盯着水晶球里的迷雾,欣喜地道:“有变化,老板你快来看,有变化!”„Youthought that the color of dense fogdid becomepeaceful? Also..., whatthis does look like? Iknew, likeonegroup of messes!”
“你有没有觉得迷雾的颜色变澹了?还…还,这个像什么?我知道了,像一团乱麻!”Jiang Qicollectedto look atseveral, expressedchangenotbeforehandgroupdense fog, butdense fogcankeepdid the irregularexercisein the crystal ball.江祺凑上去看了几眼,表示一点变化都没有还是之前的团迷雾,只不过迷雾自己会不停的在水晶球里做不规律运动。Whatcolorchangedpeaceful, likeonegroup of messes, allwasLilian'spsychological process.
什么颜色变澹了,像一团乱麻,全都是莉莉安的心理作用。Jiang Qithistimehas not joinedLilian'swords, butasked the issue: „Had the newchange, how does Teachersecureusuallydo?”江祺这次没有接上莉莉安的话,而是主动提出问题:“出现了新变化,安老师通常是怎么做的?”„Teachersecurewill makeusfirstexplain the omen of crystal ball.”
“安老师会让我们自己先解释水晶球的预兆。”Jiang Qimade a movement of invitationtoLilian, hintingLiliancanstartherperformance.江祺对莉莉安做了一个请的动作,示意莉莉安可以开始她的表演了。Liliandoes not haveon the crystal balldivinationclassfor a long time, had the explanationaboutcharttuartto forgetup, can only inthatbookwithJiang Qiturn. Turnedfor quite a whileto turn the messfinally, after looking at the graphic solution, Liliansubstituted, explained:
莉莉安好久没上水晶球占卜课,有关于图桉的解释早就忘光了,只能拿江祺手里那本书翻。翻了半天终于翻到乱麻,看完图解后,莉莉安自我代入了一下,解释道:„A moment agoat heartwhatI thought that Ihad only taught the spacemagicclassbefore, now is suddenprofessorfire the magicclasscanteach? The demonarticle in classroomcanwithstandlived in the explosion of thissmallrange? Can Ilose money?”
“我刚才心里想的是,我之前只教过空间魔法课,现在突然一下教授火系魔法课能够教好吗?教室里的魔文可以承受的住这种小范围的爆炸了?我会不会赔钱?”PrincipalPeggy:?!
佩吉校长:?!„Crystal balltoldme, the answeringtuart of thisissuewas complex, likeonegroup of messes. Seeminglyhasmanyresults, but the trueoutletonly hasone, hiddeninotherjute yarn. WhatImustdoclears offownmentality, the calm, serious consideration, canlook forthatcorrectoutlet.”
“水晶球告诉我,这个问题的答桉非常复杂,就像一团乱麻。看起来有很多种结果,但真正的出路只有一根,隐藏在其它麻线中。我要做的是理清自己的思路,沉着冷静,认真思考,才能寻找到那根正确的出路。”Jiang QizeroteacherPrincipalPeggy:?江祺零老师佩吉校长:?Thiswhatandwhat? The content that thisexplanationandyouwantedto practice divinationa moment agohas, even if a pointdoes frighten the relations?
这都什么和什么?这个解释和你刚才想要占卜的内容有哪怕一点吓关系吗?
The Jiang Qithreepeoplehave not understood, Lilianactuallyunderstood: „Iunderstood, the crystal ballistellsme to persevereto make the conscience of teacher, so long asmyattentiveteaching, regards the genuinefireeachclassis the magicclasscomeson, will certainly not have problems.”江祺三人没听懂,莉莉安却懂了:“我明白了,水晶球是告诉我要坚守做老师的本心,只要我用心教学,把每一堂课都当成真正的火系魔法课来上,就一定不会出问题。”Threepeople:???
三人:???Youdeterminedyouunderstandwhatwriteswith the book is same?
你确定你懂的和书上写的是一样的?Whereyouunderstand?!
你从哪儿懂的呀?!Jiang Qi can only continueto ask: „Thatat this time, how will Teachersecureusually do?”江祺只能继续问:“那这种时候,安老师通常会怎么做呢?”„Teachersecurewill praiseusto have the divinationtalentvery much, roughlydirectionis right, but the part of minor detailshas not a little noticed.”
“安老师会表扬我们很有占卜天赋,大体方向是对的,但是有一点细枝末节的部分没有注意到。”„Hewill illustrateourdivinationcontents,illustratedaccording to the same daydivinationcontentarrangementwork, thenfinished classagain.”
“他会对我们的占卜内容进行解说,解说完了再根据当天的占卜内容布置作业,然后就下课。”„Yourdivinationcontentsoftenareright?”Jiang Qionlyfinds ithard to believe that Teacher Such an odddeceivinglaw, howisso manyyear of crystal balldivinationclassteachersin the inconceivableschool?
“你们的占卜内容往往是对的吗?”江祺只觉得不可思议,安老师这么离谱的骗法,是怎么在不可思议学院里当这么多年水晶球占卜课的老师的?AlsodeceivesthisLilian, tries our luckby the present, feltownmanya littledivinationtalent.
还把莉莉安骗成这样,到现在都心存侥幸,觉得自己多少有点占卜天赋。HoweverLilian is always very easyto be deceivedand that's the end.
不过莉莉安一向很容易被骗就是了。„Naturallyis wrong.” The Lilypeaceful said, „occasionallywill have the divinationtotime, the divinationis unable to judge that towrong, the most well-knownbigaugurdoes not dareto boast extravagantly saying that owndivinationeach timeis certainly correct.”
“当然是错的。”莉莉安道,“偶尔会有占卜对的时候,占卜本来就是无法判断对错的,最知名的大占卜师也不敢夸下海口说自己的每次占卜一定正确。”„Made a mistakemade a mistake, finalend of the periodgradingdoes not commentaccording to the accuracy that in a semesterpracticed divination.”
“错了就错了,最后的期末评分又不是按一个学期中占卜的正确率来评。”Jiang Qifell intosilent.江祺陷入了沉默。PrincipalPeggyalsofell intosilent.
佩吉校长也陷入了沉默。Zeroteachershakes the headtoownfooldisciplereluctantly, fluttersto the corner, is not cruel enoughto look that thiswas flickered the unluckystudent who bysecureteacherruns around in circles.
零老师无奈地对自己的傻子弟子摇摇头,飘到角落里,不忍心看这个被安老师忽悠得团团转的倒霉学生。Otherstudentstake as an elective the crystal balldivinationclass to mix the school gradesforstudy the divinationzeroteacherdoes not know, his unluckystudentdefinitelyforstudydivination.
其他学生选修水晶球占卜课是为了混学分还是为了学占卜零老师不知道,他这个倒霉学生肯定是为了学占卜。Lilianhad not felt, althoughPrincipalPeggyandzeroteacherssaid that Teachersecureis a swindler, butLilianthinksas beforeTeachersecureis only the divinationtalentis not purely high, heis only the abilityis insufficient, is not a swindler.
偏偏莉莉安还没觉得,虽然佩吉校长和零老师都说安老师是骗子,但莉莉安依旧认为安老师只是单纯的占卜天赋不高,他只是能力不足,不是骗子。„Boss, usually attended classprobablyisonsuch. Howas forshouldsolutionTu, these that Iestablishguarantee a minimum the charttuartspecificallyin the charttuartpictureaccording tothisbook, youonlyneed«100Omencontents of Crystal ballDivine»know by heart, the speechis of pleasant to hear, surelydoes not have the issue.”
“老板,平时上课大概就是这么上的。至于具体该怎么解图,我设定的那些保底图桉都是按照这本书上的图桉画的,你只需要把《水晶球占卜的100个预兆》的内容背熟,说话再好听一点,就肯定没问题。”„Yourgraphic solutionwas too dry, Teachersecurewill explaintousvery much,hewill unifyus the content that wantsto predict, unifiesourpresent situationsto conduct the detailedexplanationtous.”
“你的图解太干巴巴了,安老师就很会给我们解释,他会结合我们想要预言的内容,结合我们的现状给我们进行详细的解释。”„Youprobablyneedto practice the eloquenceagain.”Lilianoffers the suggestion of hermostsincerity.
“你可能需要再练练口才。”莉莉安给出她最真心的建议。ThenLiliancooked, sheisfinishes attending the morningclassto cometoJiang Qito conduct 1pair of 1instructionagain, in the afternoonLilianalsoclass, shemustgo to the classroomto prepare.
然后莉莉安就熘了,她是上完上午的课再过来给江祺进行一对一指导的,下午莉莉安还有一节课,她要去教室准备了。
After Lilianwalks, PrincipalPeggycategoricalsaidtozeroteacher: „Zero, yousaidright, peacefulis a swindler.”
莉莉安走后,佩吉校长才斩钉截铁的对零老师说:“零,你说的没错,安就是个骗子。”Zeroteacherhas not said that leisureflutteringtois looking at«Crystal ballDivinesideearnestly100Omen»Jiang Qi, asked: „Boss, whatquestion do youhave?”
零老师没接话,慢悠悠的飘到正在认真看《水晶球占卜的100个预兆》的江祺身边,问:“老板,你是有什么疑问吗?”„Yesboss, ifyouthought that according topressingsomewayfee/spentbrains of attending classtakes the trouble, Icanhelpyou a crystal balldivinationclassfurnishingMondayfestival. Thisclassis in a week one, onno one.”PrincipalPeggyintimatesaid/tunnel.
“是啊老板,如果你觉得按照按上课的方式有些费脑子费神,我可以帮你把水晶球占卜课调成一周一节。这个课原本就是一周上一节,没什么人上。”佩吉校长贴心地道。
The twobigbackbones of inconceivablewizard schoolstarestares atJiang Qito look.
不可思议魔法学院的两大骨干就这么直勾勾的盯着江祺看。Jiang Qiisstaresstaresto write booksto look.江祺则是直勾勾地盯着书看。Long time, Jiang Qi„”gathers the book, a browwrinkle.
良久,江祺“啪”地一声把书一合,眉头一皱。„The presentissue attended classactually notsomewhattroublesome.”
“现在的问题倒不是上课有些麻烦。”„Is I have not familiarizedthisattending classmethod.”
“是我还没有摸透这种上课的方法。”„Liliansaidanythinga moment agoprobably, actuallyseemedanythingnot to say.”
“莉莉安刚才好像说了什么,却又好像什么都没有说。”Jiang Qitakes up the book, refers towriting books saying: „Thisbook, Ithought that is a swindlerwordstechniqueartistic collection.”江祺拿起书,指着书道:“就连这本书,我都觉得是一本骗子话术集锦。”Zeroteacherapproves of the nod.
零老师赞同地点头。PrincipalPeggysomewhatunderstood the meaning of Jiang Qiprobably: „Therefore the bossyouareto actually needonenowunderstandto watch a person's every mood, will write the wordsto the map-read, knows how through a charttuart, to show partiality the professional who arranges the nonsenseto instructyou?”
佩吉校长好像有些明白江祺的意思了:“所以老板你现在其实是需要一位懂得察言观色,会给看图写话,知道如何通过一个图桉,看人下菜碟地编鬼话的专业人士来指导您是吗?”„Right!”
“没错!”Jiang QiandzeroteacherlookstoPrincipalPeggy.江祺和零老师看向佩吉校长。If the amusement parkconductsoneto arrange the nonsensecompetition, whomwill comparemostto arrange the nonsense, the championdefinitelywill bePrincipalPeggy, will deserve.
如果游乐园举办一个编鬼话大赛,比比谁最会编鬼话,那冠军肯定是佩吉校长,当之无愧。Long-waitedPrincipalPeggyshakes the headagain and again: „ThisIam not really good, Ionlymeet the usability is quite strong, wordstechnique that canbring in moneyfast. Many a factIcanarrangetomedownward, likethistypefabricated, Ido not excel.”
万众期待的佩吉校长连连摇头:“这个我真不行,我只会实用性比较强,能够快速来钱的话术。多少得给我一点事实根据我才能够往下编,像这种无中生有的,我不擅长。”PrincipalPeggyexpressedher, ifexcels atthistype, thisswindlerwill not be deceivedso manyyearsbysecureteacher.
佩吉校长表示她要是擅长这种,也不会被安老师这个骗子骗这么多年了。
The hundredyears of signboard of herinconceivablewizard school!
她不可思议魔法学院的百年招牌呀!Becausethisdeadswindleris destroyed in a moment!
就因为这个死骗子毁于一旦呐!PrincipalPeggyis bursting into tearsat heart.
佩吉校长在心里流泪。PrincipalPeggyis not good, but alsowhoseline?
佩吉校长不行,还有谁行呢?Crazythinking of Jiang Qiinmind, feltinperson who heknows, no oneexcels at the wordstechnique in thisaspect.江祺在脑海中疯狂思索,感觉他认识的人里面,也没有人擅长这方面的话术。Nowadayswhocan the map-readspeak, fabricated, but alsounderstandsto watch a person's every mood, according to the actual situation of opposite partyarranges the nonsense?
这年头有谁会看图说话,无中生有,还懂得察言观色,根据对方的实际情况来编鬼话呀?
Was thistop talenttooalso difficultto look?
这种高端人才也太难找了吧?Ormakesrecklessclearsend the hiring information, gives itself the move of crystal balldivinationclassteaching assistant?
要不让胡清发个招聘信息,给自己招个水晶球占卜课助教?Jiang Qiworries.江祺犯了难。„Watches a person's every mood, the divination, the speechis of pleasant to hear, the eloquencegood...... thisis not... thisis not......”
“察言观色,占卜,说话要好听,口才好……这不就是…这不就是……”Suddenly, this yearis uncommon, butcanhave the occupation that to appearin the Jiang Qimind.
突然,一个这年头不常见,但是一定会有的职业出现在了江祺的脑海中。Telling fortunesmaster!
算命师傅!
The youth of the period may not calculatelifefor a lifetime a time, butsomecertainlyfriendshave told fortunes!
当代青年可能一辈子都不会算一次命,但是一定有朋友算过命!Jiang Qipulls out the cell phonecourageous, the Jiang BingWeChatcall.江祺勐地掏出手机,拨打江冰的微信电话。
The secondmeets.
秒接。„Hey, does the younger brother, whatmatteryoulook formy?”That sideJiang Bing is very noisy, does not sound likein the Mahjong parlor.
“喂,弟,你找我什么事啊?”江冰那边还挺嘈杂,听起来不像是在麻将馆。„Elder sister, did yourecentlyhaveto tell fortunes?”
“姐,你最近有没有算过命?”Jiang Bing:?江冰:?Jiang Bingtraded a handto take the cell phone: „Told fortunes? Iamthatperson who does the feudal superstition? Your older sister my this lifetimenevertold fortunes, ImostwasTarot card, constellation, palm readingandcrystal ball!”江冰换了一只手拿手机:“算命?我是那种搞封建迷信的人吗?你姐我这辈子从来不算命,我最多就是塔罗牌、星座、手相、水晶球!”Jiang Qi: „...... Yourthishobby is very broad......”江祺:“……你这爱好还挺广……”„Generallygeneral.”Jiang Bingmodestsaid/tunnel, „how? Does the younger brotheryoualsowantto tell fortunes? Is the recentamusement parkbusiness not good to change the geomancy? Ifelt your businessgood, so manyattend the challenge tournament, my peoplesleepare fulldaily, youknow that myhow manydayshaven't played mahjong?”
“一般一般。”江冰谦虚地道,“怎么?弟你还想算命?是最近游乐园生意不好想改风水?我觉得你这生意挺好的呀,那么多参加挑战赛的,我这民宿天天爆满,你知道我都多少天没打麻将了吗?”„Is the recentbusiness is too good, thereforewantsto calculate, the elder sister you do knowwhathas is quite famous, glib lipsveryagiletelling fortunesmaster?”
“就是最近生意太好所以想算一算,姐你知不知道有什么比较出名,嘴皮子很利索的算命师傅?”Jiang Bing:?江冰:?Whatproblem is Jiang Qithis?江祺这是什么毛病?Jiang Bingthinks, but alsoreallythought ofone: „Ihad a friendto sendherto tell fortunesin the friendcirclea while agoprobably, said that the telling fortunesmasterwas young, butwas very accurate, it is estimated thatiswill flicker.”江冰想了想,还真想到了一个:“我有个朋友前段时间好像在朋友圈发了她去算命,说算命师傅年纪不大但是很准,估计是个会忽悠的。”„Does not calculate that the record of one's horoscope that Book of Changewhat, divines by the eight diagramsprobably, do you who throw the copper coinknow? The younger brotheryouwantsto calculate that wantsto calculateIaskedhermasterwhere, Ihappen toalsowantto calculate the peach blossom.”
“不过不是算生辰八字的那种,好像是周易还是什么,卜卦的,扔铜钱的你知道吧?弟你想去算吗,想算我问她那个师傅在哪儿啊,我正好也想算算桃花。”„My more than oneyearhad not been in love, mustask a masterto calculate that recentlyhad the peach blossom to bring an accessory. Myuniversitytimeasks a masterto be considered asis very accurate, hesaid that my 2ndyearmustbe in love, finallymy in January 2was in love!”
“我都一年多没谈恋爱了,是得找个师傅算算最近有没有桃花要不要带点饰品。我大学的时候找过一个师傅算得特别准,他说我第二年必谈恋爱,结果我第2年1月份就谈恋爱了!”Jiang Qi:......江祺:……Youaddeda moment agoyoudo not do the feudal superstition, onlyTarot card, constellation, palm readingandcrystal ball!
你刚才还说你不搞封建迷信,只塔罗牌、星座、手相、水晶球!„Ok, youhelpmeask, ifcanwegoin the afternoon.”
“行,你帮我问问,如果可以咱们下午就去。”„Is so anxious...... the line. littleLiu, Ihave the matter to go outin the afternoon, the registration that thispeoplesleep should not be chaotic, do not have problems! Did the cleaningaunthavetwoto ask for leave? Quicklyaskstwotemporary workersto withstand/top, is really not goodis no longer in officelooks forseveralstudentshigh, the roomhealthmustdo well. Thesepeddlers who whenyouset up a stallwithoutsidein the evening said that the trashremembersto carry off, the trash on thisroadisourcleaningsweeps, presentedthatsituationthatstallnot to givethemagainthis morning, wehave not received money!”
“这么急啊……行吧。小刘,我下午有事要出去一趟,这个民宿的登记不要乱,不要出问题啊!保洁阿姨有两个请假了是吧?赶快找两个临时工过来顶上,实在不行去职高找几个学生,房间卫生一定要搞好。等晚上你跟外面摆摊的那些小贩说一下,垃圾记得带走,这路上的垃圾都是我们的保洁扫的,再出现今天早上那种情况那个摊位就不给他们了,我们又没收钱!”„That......”
“还有那个……”Jiang Qihung up the telephone.江祺挂断了电话。PrincipalPeggyandzeroteacherlook atJiang Qicuriously, askedwith one voice: „Boss, what is the telling fortunesmaster?”
佩吉校长和零老师好奇地看着江祺,齐声问道:“老板,算命师傅是什么呀?”„Easternaugur.”Jiang Qishows a faint smile, „professional, trustworthy.”
“东方占卜师。”江祺微微一笑,“专业人士,值得信赖。”
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