After finishing eating the food, Jiang Qi took taxi the migration paradise. 吃完饭后,江祺打车回游乐园。 This time, generally is the guests of amusement park takes taxi to return to the urban district. Is only by fortuitous circumstance like the guest who Jiang Qi this type takes taxi reverse, driver big brother heard that Jiang Qi must go to the amusement park face to smile to blossom directly. 这个时间,一般都是游乐园的客人打车回市区。像江祺这种反向打车的客人属于可遇不可求型的,司机大哥听说江祺要去游乐园脸上直接笑开了花。 „Handsome fellow, the point goes to the amusement park this time, you were the past service?” The driver looked at a rear view mirror, discovered that Jiang Qi has not brought the toolbox, „lives in nearby that?” “帅哥,这个时间点去游乐园,你是过去维修的还是？”司机看了一眼后视镜,发现江祺也没带工具箱,“还是住那附近的？” „I go to work in the amusement park, coming to the urban district to handle matters, the company reimburses dozen of fares.” Jiang Qi opens eyes to talk nonsense. “我是在游乐园上班的,来市区办事,公司报销打车费。”江祺睁眼说瞎话。 „Really good.” Driver big brother a face envies, „what did your amusement park manage to compete recently? Over the two days many outside areas, my day can draw 7 and 8 from the train station to the guest of amusement park.” “真好。”司机大哥一脸羡慕,“你们游乐园最近是不是办了一个什么比赛呀？这两天好多外地的,我一天能拉七、八趟从火车站到游乐园的客人。” How or to say the renting a car driver is a news quickest kind of person, even if this driver big brother has not seen searches for hotly, still knows that the amusement park did a competition. 要不怎么说出租车司机是消息最灵通的一类人呢,这位司机大哥就算没看到热搜,也知道游乐园搞了一个比赛。 „Haunted house challenge tournament.” Jiang Qi said. “鬼屋挑战赛。”江祺道。 Does not know that is the Jiang Qi illusion, he felt after own these words saying, driver big brother does not have the origin hit to tremble. 不知道是不是江祺的幻觉,他感觉自己这句话说完之后,司机大哥没由来的打了个寒颤。 Jiang Qi has not cared , to continue to chat with driver big brother, chatted. After amusement park entrance, Jiang Qi gets out, driver big brother linked up to draw two young lover who seamlessly returned to the urban district. 江祺没在意,和司机大哥继续聊,就这么聊了一路。到游乐园门口后,江祺下车,司机大哥无缝衔接拉了两个回市区的小情侣。 „Master, Yangguang Subdistrict!” The lover female sits in the back row high sound said, immediately lowers the head with the boyfriend shares the picture of racket in the amusement park, „this trash person really lives up to reputation, trash transformer. You look at this, when I go back to send the friend circle our leg p long point.” “师傅,阳光小区！”情侣女坐在后排高声道,随即低下头和男朋友分享在游乐园里拍的照片,“这个垃圾人真的是名不虚传,垃圾款变形金刚。你看这张,等我回去把我们的腿p长一点就发朋友圈。” The driver has not moved, turns head to read a new signboard of amusement park. 司机没动,扭头看了一眼游乐园的新招牌。 In the winter the darkness early, the lamp on galaxy scenario theme park signboard has shone at this time, the warm yellow light makes one look very safely. 冬天天黑得早,此时星河剧本主题乐园招牌上的灯已经亮起来了,温暖的黄光让人看着非常安心。 The amusement park entrance is extremely busy, one after another guest who all leaves the garden, chatted. 游乐园门口热闹非凡,全都是陆续离园的客人,说说笑笑。 6:30 of most recreational facilities in amusement park after the evening are not open, if most guests do not want to keep in the amusement park to eat meal, or continues to stroll online Taiping Town, will leave the garden about 6 : 00. 游乐园里的大部分游乐设施在晚上6点30分以后就不开放了,大多数客人如果不想留在游乐园里吃饭,或者继续逛逛网上的太平镇的话,在六点左右就会离园。 This time goes back, the native can also go home to have the dinner, economizes. 这个时间回去,本地人还能回家吃顿晚饭,省钱。 „Master, Yangguang Subdistrict!” Sees the driver not to move, the lover female repeated. “师傅,阳光小区！”见司机没动,情侣女又重复了一遍。 „.” The driver drives hastily. “哦哦。”司机连忙开车。 „Handsome fellow beautiful woman.” The driver opens the mouth, „is the haunted house in this amusement park very famous?” “帅哥美女。”司机开口,“这游乐园里的鬼屋很有名吗？” „Famous, super famous!” The lover male excited said/tunnel, „before only had one, now is also newly-opened a art center, was a haunted house. That art center was really exciting, we played a mechanical exhibition hall, inside is completely the distortion... embarrassed, all was the robot, but was fun, was pursued by the players full house.” “有名呀,超级有名！”情侣男激动地道,“之前只有一个,现在又新开了一个艺术馆,也是鬼屋。那个艺术馆真的是太刺激了,我们就玩了一个机械展览馆,里面全部都是变形…不好意思,全都是机器人,可好玩了,被玩家们满场追。” That machine puppy that „I pursue is small mental handicap, wants to crawl to the window comes up, how to crawl cannot come up, has been hitting the wall. I also patted the video, the husband you looks.” “我追的那只机器小狗还是个小智障,想爬到窗台上去,怎么爬都上不去,一直在撞墙。我还拍了视频,老公你看。” The young lover looked at the video joyfully. 小情侣快乐地看起了视频。 Driver:? 司机:？ The driver grabs the steering wheel, pays attention to the state of roads, while is dropping gu at heart. 司机抓着方向盘,一边关注路况,一边在心里滴咕。 The haunted house of probably this amusement park is not very fearful appearance. 好像这个游乐园的鬼屋也不是很可怕的样子。 Really, before old Liu, said that this amusement park was haunted is on the night shift confuses the lake. 果然,老刘之前说这个游乐园闹鬼就是上夜班上迷湖了。 Before dawn before sunrise time met one from the urban district to the drop drop list of amusement park, put in the black and white clothes unemotional young male shoulder to sit a ghost baby, sat the entire journey not without making a sound, this metropolis discussed strangely how to listen how to look like old Liu getting sleepy trapped/sleepy fan lake. 凌晨天不亮的时候接了一个从市区到游乐园的滴滴单,一个穿黑白衣服面无表情的年轻男的肩上坐了个鬼娃娃,一声不吭地坐完全程,这种都市怪谈怎么听怎么像老刘犯困困迷湖了。 Really, the driver fatigue is intolerable. 果然,疲劳驾驶要不得。 This amusement park so many people live it up very much, how are possibly haunted. 这游乐园这么多人热闹得很,怎么可能闹鬼呢。 Goes back him to urge old Liu, Xuncheng had/left an a little fame scenic spot with great difficulty, has so many outside tourists to from the train station take taxi the amusement park to the holiday, this money has no alternative but to make. 回去他得劝劝老刘,浔城好不容易出了一个有点名气的景点,一到节假日就有那么多外地游客要从火车站打车去游乐园,这钱不能不挣。 „Handsome fellow beautiful woman, you speaks the haunted house in amusement park to me again.” “帅哥美女,你们再给我讲讲游乐园里的鬼屋呗。” „Good good!” “好呀好呀！” Meanwhile, the amusement park late at night being haunted instigator Jiang Qi is standing in the art center entrance, hugs another participant Lili to surround with the tourist of trash person group photo. 与此同时,游乐园深夜闹鬼事件的始作俑者江祺正站在艺术馆门口,抱着另一位参与者丽丽围观与垃圾人合照的游客。 This scene, may really probably live it up much lively. 这场面,可真是要多热闹有多热闹。 This year pats a video that has the content requires 2-3 days, photographs for day, an editing day, later and dubbing probably also takes one day. 这年头拍一则有内容的视频需要2-3天的时间,拍摄一天,剪辑一天,后期和配音可能也需要一天。 The video of online art center challenge tournament mostly has not come out, puts is also nothing content produces in a hurry to rub the heat degree in a hurry the tripe, broadcast is high, but the solid stuff are not many, no discussion. 网上艺术馆挑战赛的视频大多都还没出来,放出来的也是没什么内容匆匆赶制出来蹭热度的劣质品,播放量高但干货不多,没什么讨论度。 But the picture was different. 但照片就不一样了。 The players who attend the challenge tournament only need to emit one with the picture of trash person group photo, so long as the shooting angle is appropriate, the detonation friend encircles is not the issue. 参加挑战赛的参赛选手们只需要放出一张和垃圾人合照的照片,只要拍摄角度得当,引爆朋友圈不是问题。 Since the tourists and picture of trash person after spreads, the emphasis of netizens changed. 自从游客们和垃圾人的照片在网上流传开来后,网友们的关注点就变了。 The art museum is very terrifying, knows. 美术馆很恐怖,知道知道。 Waxworks to terrify person NPPC each is very like the lunatic, knows. 蜡像馆很瘆人NPPC各个都跟疯子一样,晓得晓得。 What, do you have with the group photo of trash person?! 什么,你有和垃圾人的合照？！ Sends in quickly, gives my Kangkang! 快发来,给我康康！ The mechanism/organization of art museum, NPC of waxworks, these must experience personally to experience to have the multi- terrifying thing. 美术馆的机关,蜡像馆的NPC,这些都是必须要身临其境才能体验到有多恐怖的东西。 But the trash person is different. 但垃圾人不一样。 The distortion gold/metal..., is not, trash person type of thing, looked that the picture enough shocked. 变形金…啊,不是,垃圾人这种东西,看照片就足够震撼了。 Asked that who does not want with tattered, poor and inexpensive also disclosed big, military might and uncommon trash person the group photo that comes one not to ask for money? 试问有谁不想和一个破破烂烂,寒酸和廉价中又透露出高大、威武、不凡的垃圾人来一张不要钱的合影呢？ Does not ask for money! 不要钱哦！ To assume what posture to be good! 想摆什么姿势都行哦！ This trash person is a robot, he really can move! 这个垃圾人是机器人,他是真的会动的哦！ Almost is in a day, the trash person becomes the top drift net of amusement park to be red. 几乎是一日之内,垃圾人成为了游乐园的顶流网红。 Tofu beauty or Lilian pat Mamo and that. 无论是豆腐西施还是莉莉安都拍马莫及的那种。 Attends the challenge tournament, has not attended the challenge tournament. Has entered the mechanical exhibition hall, has not entered the mechanical exhibition hall, all wants with the trash person group photo. 无论是参加挑战赛的,还是没参加挑战赛的。进过机械展览馆的,还是没进过机械展览馆的,全都想和垃圾人合照。 Does not ask for money in any case, group photo time even can also pat the trash person calf, spills its bicycle chain. 反正不要钱,合照的时候甚至还能摸摸垃圾人小腿,拉拉它身上的自行车链子。 It is not lines up, our tourist most meetings lines up! 不就是排队嘛,我们游客最会的就是排队！ Also some tourists want to grab the iron-covered photograph of trash person, but was stopped by the staff. 也有游客想抓着垃圾人的铁皮拍照,但是被工作人员制止了。 Other good, the iron sheet is not really good, after all just stuck, easily cannot bump. 其它的都行,铁皮是真不行,毕竟是刚粘上去的,轻易碰不得。 „Board board, that thing is badly bad!” Lili was hugged by Jiang Qi in the bosom, points at the trash person to curse angrily panting in indignation. “板板,那个东东坏坏！”丽丽被江祺抱在怀里,气呼呼地指着垃圾人怒骂。 Jiang Qi is almost a migration paradise, enters the office not to sit down, after getting off work, Lili who cuts the skin grasps the thigh, face grief and indignation all sorts of evil conduct of complaint trash person. 江祺几乎是一回游乐园,进入办公室还没坐下,就被下班后切皮肤的丽丽一把抱住大腿,一脸悲愤的控诉垃圾人的种种恶行。 Which evil conduct is concrete? 具体是哪些恶行呢？ This afternoon after having to participate the tourist who challenge tournament plays the mechanical exhibition hall, comes to the baby room to line up to play the terrifying baby room, that tourist was also brave, possibly pursued the robot to pursue in the mechanical exhibition hall became addicted, regarded the robot the baby in baby room. 今天下午有参加挑战赛的游客玩完机械展览馆后又来娃娃屋排队玩了恐怖娃娃屋,那个游客也是胆子大的,可能是在机械展览馆追机器人追上瘾了,把娃娃屋里的娃娃也当成了机器人。 The babies pursue his him not to run, instead bends the waist to grasp a baby, when the baby reveals the tine to his wrist/skill does not hide, instead in breaks off the mouth of baby to have a look is what taste. 娃娃追他他不跑,反而一个弯腰抓起一个娃娃,在娃娃露出尖齿对着他的手腕嗷呜一口的时候也不躲,反而掰开娃娃的嘴想看看里面是什么滋味。 This is also not most excessive, what is most excessive is this tourist draws conclusion finally- the baby in baby room is inferior to the robot in mechanical exhibition hall. 这还不是最过分的,最过分的是这位游客最后得出结论-娃娃屋里的娃娃不如机械展览馆里的机器人。 Where real Guman Tong Lili can bear this stimulation, the player compared her and woof Xinghua this half ghost king also even, their two good and evil were still half similar. 真古曼童丽丽哪受得了这种刺激,玩家把她和汪杏花这种半鬼王比也就算了,她们两个好歹也算是半个同类。 That crowd of robots in art center and have what comparability! 艺术馆里的那群机器人和自己有什么可比性！ Lili said that she is a ghost, is really ghost, is Guman child, how that crowd one to the robots of ten numbers cannot place on a par with her! 丽丽表示她是鬼,是真鬼,是古曼童,那群一到十都不会数的机器人怎么能和她相提并论！ Then Lili on emo. 然后丽丽就emo了。 Got off work not to say on the grounds of baby room breakdown ahead of time, Jiang Qi came back to cut to look for Jiang Qi to complain tearfully, before Jiang Qi came back, Lili already has complained with river tea, Principal Peggy, Johann, Huang Fugui and Lilian. 以娃娃屋故障为由提前下班不说,江祺一回来就切号找江祺哭诉,在江祺回来之前,丽丽已经先后和江茶、佩吉校长、老约翰、黄富贵和莉莉安控诉过了。 Why as for has not given change the teacher and a quarts complaint...... 至于为什么没有找零老师和夸夸控诉…… Zero teacher does not know where fluttered to goes to Lili unable to find the person, praising the boasts still to go to work, moreover went to work in the Lili most repugnant art center, Lili does not want to pass. 零老师不知道飘到哪里去了丽丽找不到人,夸夸还在上班,而且是在丽丽最讨厌的艺术馆里上班,丽丽不想过去。 Regarding this Jiang Qi can only express- 对此江祺只能表示- Lili possibly a little misunderstands to the robot. 丽丽对机器人可能有点误解。 Even if these robots in mechanical exhibition hall seem like small mental handicap, but they not really mental handicap, each is the artificial intelligence, the math is very good. Gives their tall Shuti, the mechanical puppy estimated that can hold in the mouth the pencil to do. 就算机械展览馆里的那些机器人看起来都是小智障,但它们不是真的智障,各个都是人工智能,数学好得很。给它们高数题,机械小狗估计都能叼着铅笔做出来。 Naturally, such cruel words Jiang Qi will not tell Lili. 当然,这么残忍的话江祺是不会告诉丽丽的。 Lili in 20 the plus-minus method does not calculate now clearly, do not press her with tall number/count. 丽丽现在20以内的加减法都算不明白,还是别用高数难为她了。 „Board board, Lili also thinks the group photo!” Lili sees Jiang Qi not to speak , to continue to complain, grabs the Jiang Qi collar to paste the post diligently. “板板,丽丽也想合照！”丽丽见江祺不说话,继续控诉,抓着江祺的衣领努力贴贴。 „The Lili group photo does not ask for money!” “丽丽合照也不要钱！” Jiang Qi knows that Lili this is the psychology is not balanced. 江祺知道丽丽这是心理不平衡了。 Is the haunted houses, here trash person is the amusement park withstand/top the class/flow, that side Lili does not have the opportunity of group photo. The contrast is so striking, Lili will have the small mood unavoidably. 都是鬼屋,这边的垃圾人是游乐园顶流,那边的丽丽连合照的机会都没有。对比这么强烈,丽丽难免会有小情绪。 „Lili, you do not understand, you two principal directions are different.” “丽丽呀,你不懂,你们两个主打的方向不一样。” „Trash person......” Jiang Qi thinks, „it takes the idol route, it is not scary you to know that therefore some so many Elder Brother elder sisters must with the trash person group photo.” “垃圾人……”江祺想了想,“它是走偶像路线的,它不吓人你知道吧,所以才有这么多哥哥姐姐要和垃圾人合照。” „Lili you are different, you are the real power faction, is different from their idol, is not a road. You are scary by the strength, the group photo does not suit you.” “丽丽你不一样呀,你是实力派,和他们偶像派不一样,不是一条路。你是靠实力吓人的,合照不适合你。” „You looked, the trash person group photo does not receive money has not created income for the amusement park.” “你看,垃圾人合照不收钱没有为游乐园创收。” „Your baby rooms are sell the candy sell five-colors rope, the sales volume is extremely good, you are the mainstay of amusement park!” “你们娃娃屋又是卖糖果又是卖五彩绳的,销量极佳,你们才是游乐园的中流砥柱！” Lili is felt like such principle that Jiang Qi tricks, oneself are the proper ghost, is definitely scary. 丽丽被江祺忽悠的觉得好像是这么个理,自己是正经鬼,肯定是要吓人的。 Where looks like that clown not to draw chirp the trash person, scary does not frighten well, looks ignores a proper occupation. 哪像那个丑不拉叽的垃圾人,吓人都不好好吓,一看就不务正业。 „Lili stick!” Lili holds up the head proudly, „solid... solid......” “丽丽棒棒！”丽丽自豪地昂起头,“实…实……” „Real power faction.” Jiang Qi reminder. “实力派。”江祺提醒。 „Right, Lili is the real power faction!” Lili proud said/tunnel, „non- group photo!” “对,丽丽是实力派！”丽丽骄傲地道,“不合照！” Jiang Qi smiles satisfied , to continue to hug Lili to surround the tourist and trash person group photo in the corner. 江祺满意地笑笑,继续抱着丽丽在角落里围观游客与垃圾人合照。 This looks is one hour. 这一看就是一个多小时。 The group photo place of trash people and tourists is the art center entrance, the art center is biological people one brick one watt constructs personally, everywhere is the high tech, the lighting effects are also better than the lighting effects of common construction. 垃圾人与游客们的合照地点是艺术馆门口,艺术馆是彷生人们一砖一瓦亲自建造的,处处皆是高科技,就连灯光效果也比寻常建筑的灯光效果要好。 It can be said that during the daytime and trash person photograph is an experience, in the evening and trash person photograph was another experience. 可以这么说,白天和垃圾人拍照是一种体验,晚上和垃圾人拍照就是另一种体验了。 During the daytime under the natural light is cool, in the evening is dazzles cool under the light. 白天在自然光下是酷,晚上在灯光下是炫酷。 Many tourists pat the evening also to pat during the daytime, starts to line up from the opening photograph, as if comes the amusement park to attend the challenge tournament not for other, to line up to photograph. 很多游客白天拍完晚上还要拍,从开放拍照开始就一直在排队,仿佛来游乐园参加挑战赛不是为了别的,就是为了排队拍照。 Jiang Qi and Lili have thought so in the nearby. 江祺和丽丽就这么一直在边上看着。 Lili is somewhat bored, she rare outstanding class, wants to complain to return to the baby room today to watch the movie, finally was hugged to come to see the trash person and tourist group photo by Jiang Qi, looks is one hour. 丽丽有些无聊,她今天难得翘班,本来想控诉完了就回娃娃屋看电影的,结果被江祺抱来看垃圾人和游客合照,一看就是一个多小时。 Lili a little wants to cut the skin to go back to watch the movie, therefore then drew the Jiang Qi sleeve, asked: „Why board board can we here?” 丽丽有点想切皮肤回去看电影,于是便拉了拉江祺的袖子,问:“板板我们为什么要在这里呀？” „Looks at the traffic.” Jiang Qi said. “看人流量。”江祺道。 Lili:? 丽丽:？ Lili did not understand, not her has the lots she not to understand, Lili has been used. 丽丽不理解,不过于她而言有很多东西她都不理解,丽丽早就习惯了。 „.” Lili said, „board board, Lili went back to watch the movie.” “哦。”丽丽道,“板板,丽丽回去看电影了。” „Goes.” Jiang Qi is saying with a smile, „, again the willful outstanding class.” “去吧。”江祺笑着道,“以后不要再任性翘班了。” „Good board board.” “好的板板。” Next second, Jiang Qi bosom baby one stiff, does not have the vitality again, Lili cut the skin to go back. 下一秒,江祺怀里的娃娃一僵,再无生机,丽丽切皮肤回去了。 Jiang Qi is having a baby toward the crowd of lining up in walks. 江祺抱着娃娃朝排队的人群中走去。 „Boss.” A security recognized Jiang Qi. “老板。”一个保安认出了江祺。 Jiang Qi takes advantage of opportunity a baby toward a security bosom stopper: „Now also do how many people line up?” 江祺顺势把娃娃往保安怀里一塞:“现在还有多少人排队？” „49, with number.” The security replied honestly. “49个,都是拿号的。”保安老老实实地回答。 „Gasser doesn't have the issue?” “加塞一个没问题吧？” „Naturally no, the boss you want......” “当然没有,老板你是要……” „I.” Jiang Qi decides the said/tunnel peacefully, looked at the team tail, „should also a half hours, after I enter in the art center to have a look for a half hour, comes out.” “我。”江祺澹定地道,看了眼队尾,“应该还有半个小时,我进艺术馆里看看半个小时后再出来。” „This baby first places your, helping me look for one certainly unable to see the place that I photograph puts away.” “这个娃娃先放在你这,帮我找一个一定看不到我拍照的地方放好。” Security:? 保安:？ The boss is really strange. 老板真是奇奇怪怪的。 „Good boss.” peaceful said. “好的老板。”保安道。 Jiang Qi before entering the art center turned head to look at a trash person. 江祺在进艺术馆前扭头看了一眼垃圾人。 He had not discovered before, the trash person actually also dazzles cool? 他之前怎么没有发现,垃圾人其实还蛮炫酷的呢？ Jiang Qi only remembers time that his first sees the trash person, thought that this thing is really tattered and strange, the trash mountain that good to move. 江祺只记得他第一眼看到垃圾人的时候,觉得这东西真是破破烂烂、奇奇怪怪,好一座会动的垃圾山。 Really, the aesthetic appreciation of person is changed unceasingly. 果然,人的审美是会被不断改变的。 Biological people really a little thing. 彷生人们真的有点东西。