Jiang Qi lets praise the boasts first to go to the financial room to look for river tea, mainly wants to make river tea praising a boasts imaginary technique, making it touch not to have a temperature likely robot. 江祺让夸夸先去财务室找江茶,主要是想让江茶给夸夸施个幻术,让它摸起来没有温度像个机器人。 Praised a boasts body is not the baby, not possible in the form of toy to appear like Lili before the person. After order to let praise the boasts, can greater move in the amusement park, Jiang Qi thought that installed the label of goblin robot to him is a good choice. 夸夸的身体不是娃娃,不可能像丽丽那样以玩具的形式出现在人前。为了让夸夸以后可以更大程度的在游乐园里活动,江祺觉得给他安上地精机器人的标签是一个不错的选择。 The goblin takes the magic insulator of magic world, the only talent is keen, flickers to move with the sufficient energy. 地精作为魔法世界的魔法绝缘体,唯一的天赋就是灵敏,瞬移和充足的精力。 Praised the boasts to work for 20 hours in the every day in the resume writing not to exaggerate, the goblin was energetic, in most situations appears will be very easy to be excited and excited, generally does not need to rest, a day rested one hour of foot. 夸夸在简历上写的每天可工作20个小时绝非夸大其词,地精精力充沛,大多数情况下都会显得很容易兴奋和激动,一般不怎么需要休息,一天睡一个小时足矣。 If the abundant energy can let goblin better working, that keen and flickers the ability that moves to is to let them better is living. 如果说充沛的精力能够让地精更好的打工,那灵敏和瞬移的能力就是让他们更好的活着。 The magic world has more than 200 kingdoms, some kingdoms have the law, some kingdoms do not have the law, generally speaking is a law of the jungle, the world of survival of the fittest. The goblin takes the magic world food chain the bottom, if not good at hiding itself and escape, has vanished in the long river of history. 魔法世界有200多个王国,有的王国有法律,有的王国没有法律,总的来说就是一个弱肉强食,适者生存的世界。地精作为魔法世界食物链的底端,如果不擅长隐藏自己和逃命的话,早就消失在漫长的历史长河中了。 Facing height, only then more than 40 centimeters, the appearance was not the attractive, big eye absolutely almost occupied 1 / 3 faces, the skin wrinkled like the man old before his time, the goblin of thin arm thin leg, the river tea appeared very interested. 面对身高只有40多厘米,长相绝对算不上好看,大大的眼睛几乎占据了1/3张脸,皮像个小老头一样皱起来,细胳膊细腿的地精,江茶显得很有兴趣。 „Praised a boasts fellow daoist, please relax.” river Chaxian touched praises a boasts hand, felt a touch and body temperature of his skin, close your eyes, lifts the hand. “夸夸道友,请你放松。”江茶先摸了摸夸夸的手,感受了一下他皮肤的触感和体温,闭眼,抬手。 river Chajie a complex seal, praising the boasts looked dumbfounded. 江茶结了一段复杂的印,把夸夸看得一愣一愣的。 He sees only the magician to recite very long incantation before, he has not seen the magician to dance the hand dance before. This causes to praise the boasts to move does not dare to move, oneself was not for fear that careful same explodes with the crystal balls of these magicians. 他只见过魔法师在施法前念很长的咒语,他从来没有见过魔法师在施法前跳手舞的。这导致夸夸一动都不敢动,生怕自己一个不小心就和那些魔法师们的水晶球一样炸了。 A white light overflows from the referring to seams of river tea, will praise boasts surrounding, melts his skin. 一道白光从江茶的指缝间溢出,将夸夸包围,融进他的皮肤。 Praised the boasts to be stiff is like the robot. 夸夸僵硬得就跟机器人一样。 „Ok, the boss you felt.” “好了,老板你感受一下。” Jiang Qi poked the stamp to praise a boasts arm, discovered that really did not have the temperature, the meat under skin became hard, said that was some robot definitely people letter/believes. 江祺戳了戳夸夸的胳膊,发现果然没有温度,皮肤下的肉变得硬硬的,说是机器人肯定有人信。 „Good.” Jiang Qi affirmed to the imaginary technique of river tea. “不错。”江祺对江茶的幻术表示肯定。 Peach blossom Exalted Immortal did all kinds of evil for a lifetime, did an only good deed had trained one batch probably outstandingly is skilled in the subordinate of imaginary technique. 桃花上仙一辈子作恶多端,做过的唯一的一件好事大概就是培养了一批优秀的精通幻术的手下。 Before Jiang Qi discovers him , when the spirits of toy pats rehearse the video, praising the boasts looked, lets praise the spirits of boasts scholar toy to install equipment the appearance of weapon toy to walk two steps. 江祺找出他之前拍的玩具之灵们排练时的视频,给夸夸看,让夸夸学者玩具之灵们装机械玩具的样子走两步。 Praised the boasts to open the big eye to study for several minutes, quick walked decent. 夸夸睁着大眼睛学习了几分钟,很快就走的像模像样的。 The step machinery, the four limbs are stiff, unemotional, just like a goblin robot. 步伐机械,四肢僵硬,面无表情,活脱脱一个地精机器人。 „Can, not use slightly flexibly such stiffly.” Jiang Qi said, „flexible point can appear your process comparison to be good, the price is high, is I spends 2 million to buy.” “可以稍微灵活一点,不用这么僵硬。”江祺道,“灵活一点可以显得你的工艺比较好,价格高,是我花200万买过来的。” „, To the roar, the river tea you can buying the account of this money makes to buy to praise a boasts money of?” Jiang Qi felt oneself really thought an excellent great idea. “诶,对吼,江茶你可不可以把买本的钱的账做成买夸夸的钱啊？”江祺觉得自己真是想了一个绝妙的好主意。 river tea:? 江茶:？ That account do I do to put down you to make me change now? 那笔账我都做平了你现在让我改？ „Ok.” The river tea squeezes out clenching jaws smiling, supple sound said. “可以的。”江茶挤出一个咬牙切齿的笑,柔声道。 Jiang Qi lets praise the boasts to flicker to move back his office to continue to practice. 江祺让夸夸瞬移回他办公室继续练习。 Waits for Jiang Qi turns back the office from the financial room the time, praising the boasts to start to clean. 等江祺从财务室走回办公室的时候,夸夸都已经开始打扫了。 Sees only praises the boasts left hand cleanser, right hand cleaning rag, even also changed clothes, is old clothes that the ash throws, should be cleans special-purpose. 只见夸夸左手清洁剂,右手抹布,甚至还换了一身衣服,是灰扑扑的旧衣服,应该是打扫专用。 „Boss, I have practiced.” Praised the boasts to admit in the magic pocket on his clothes the thing in hand, started to perform. “老板,我已经练好了。”夸夸把手里的东西放进他衣服上的魔法口袋里,开始表演。 The performing skill is quite splendid, at developing robot matter, praising a boasts talent to be higher than the spirits of toy. 演技相当出色,在演机器人这件事上,夸夸的天赋比玩具之灵们高多了。 „Good, later meets other person of you could not hide to fit out this appearance, after the 9 : 00 pm, in the campus basic no one, can move at will freely.” Jiang Qi was to praise boasts being free from worry of selected a to praise. “不错,以后遇见其他人你躲不了就装成这个样子,晚上9点以后园区内基本没有人,可以随意自由活动。”江祺为夸夸的省心点了个赞。 „Good boss.” Praised a boasts squawk saying that pulling out the cleaning rag wants to continue to scratch. “好的老板。”夸夸尖声道,掏出抹布想继续擦地。 „Today goes to work 1st day, first do not work.” Jiang Qi beckoning with the hand lets praise the boasts to stop, referred to the chair, wants to let praise on boasts seat they to chat meets the day, then discovered that chair quarts is a little short, referred to the table letting praise the boasts simply to sit on the table. “今天上班第一天,就先别工作了。”江祺摆摆手让夸夸停下来,指了指椅子,原本想让夸夸坐椅子上他们聊会天,然后发现椅子的夸夸而言有点矮,就干脆指了指桌子让夸夸坐在桌子上。 Praised a boasts face to be incredible, hand very obedient forced in the cleaning rag the pocket: „But the boss your one month pays me 1000 to draw the coin the wage!” 夸夸一脸不可置信,手很听话的把抹布又塞进口袋里:“可是老板你一个月支付我1000拉币的薪水呀！” Praised a boasts face I, if a day did not work for 23 hours, was unfair to the boss you to pay my wage. 夸夸一脸我要是一天不工作23个小时,岂不是对不起老板你付给我的薪水。 „Chatted with me is also part of work.” Jiang Qi sits down, took a granulated sugar orange from the fruit tray conveniently, praising the boasts to see that flickers to transfer to the table hastily, started to help the Jiang Qi exhausted orange. “和我聊天也是工作的一部分。”江祺坐下,从果盘随手拿了一个沙糖桔,夸夸见状连忙瞬移到桌子上,开始帮江祺剥橘子。 „How do you see the hiring information?” Jiang Qi received to praise the orange that the boasts hands over. “你是怎么看到招聘信息的？”江祺接过夸夸递来的橘子。 „It is not you delivers to my hand the magic contract directly?” Praised a boasts low voice inquiry. “不是您把魔法契约直接送到我手上的吗？”夸夸小声询问。 „Magic contract?” “魔法契约？” After praising a boasts detail, Jiang Qi then understands that the original card sign game is praising the boasts world to send the hiring information the way is to distribute the circular. 经过夸夸的详细说明,江祺这才明白原来卡牌游戏在夸夸的世界发招聘信息的方式是发传单。 In praising boasts a hiring information that looks like that amusement park is the magic contract, generally speaking this magic contract goblin does not dare to sign, after who knows signed, will have what price. 在夸夸看来那一份游乐园的招聘信息就是魔法契约,一般来说这种魔法契约地精是万万不敢签的,谁知道签了之后会有什么代价。 Oneself turn into the magic material matter to be small, not a good entire family to turn into the magic material. 自己变成魔法材料事小,一个不好全家都有可能变成魔法材料。 Praised the boasts to see inscription on the hiring information is Jiang Qi, this courage writes the resume to throw greatly. 夸夸是看到了招聘信息上的落款是江祺,这才大着胆子写了简历投过来。 Jiang Qi looked that the resume only used for two hours, praising a boasts that side actually to wait for several days. Because the Jiang Qi choice pays the wages yearly, praising a boasts that side to receive 12000 to draw the coin one time the advance on salary, praising a boasts wife was startled unable to speak. 江祺这边看简历只用了两个小时,夸夸那边却等了好几天。因为江祺选择按年支付工资,夸夸那边一次性收到了12000拉币的预付工资,把夸夸的妻子惊得说不出话来。 Regarding praising boasts, he and Jiang Qi meet 16 years ago, to do right by this pay, praised the boasts entire family general mobilization. 对于夸夸而言,他和江祺的相遇是在16年前,为了对得起这份薪资,夸夸全家总动员。 Praised boasts parents, uncle paternal aunt, grandparent, 17 brothers and sisters, 7 children, more than 100 nephew niece nephew nieces went forth to battle together, works according to ability, spending day of time to make more than 1000 assorted desserts, the local special product and quarts going abroad that in addition collected worked the thing that will probably need, all forced in that magic burden that Jiang Qi saw. 夸夸的父母,叔伯姑姑,爷爷奶奶,17个兄弟姐妹,七个孩子,100多个侄子侄女外甥外甥女齐上阵,各尽所能,花了一天时间做了1000多份各色点心,加上搜集到的本地特产和夸夸出国打工可能会需要的东西,全都塞进了江祺看到的那个魔法包袱里。 Then praised the boasts to step into transmission magic of contract production, arrived at the Jiang Qi front. 然后夸夸就踏进了合同生成的传送魔法阵,来到了江祺的面前。 In other words, praising the boasts to the present not to realize that he already not in the original world, he thinks that oneself is only goes abroad to work purely. 也就是说,夸夸到现在都还没有意识到他已经不在原本的世界了,他以为自己只是单纯的出国打工。 Praised the boasts to peel the orange to start the exhausted dragon eye, even the melon seed helped Jiang Qi to peel good, broadcast while embarrassed the lowering the head small sound said: „Boss, actually in the past I went to the inconceivable wizard school registration time gave back to you to bring the gift.” 夸夸剥完橘子开始剥龙眼,连瓜子都帮江祺剥好,一边播一边不好意思地低着头小声道:“老板,其实当年我去不可思议魔法学院报到的时候还给您带了礼物。” „Gift?” “礼物？” „I do not know that at that time you are the strength profound time magician, thinks that you must study, but also wants then to work as the roommate with you. My mother made many desserts to you, I gave back to you to prepare several types of other drinks, finally to the school knows that you will not enter a school.” “我那个时候不知道您是实力高深的时间魔法师,以为你也要去读书,还想接着和你当室友。我妈妈给你做了好多点心,我还给你准备了好几样别的饮品,结果到学校才知道您根本不会入学。” „I really thank you urged Teacher Lilian to look after me very much specially, if were not Teacher Lilian helps me socialize, Teacher Maggie will not receive me, when her student.” “我真的很谢谢您特意叮嘱莉莉安老师关照我,如果不是莉莉安老师帮我周旋,玛姬老师也不会收我当她的学生。” „Graduates the later work is Teacher Lilian helps me introduce.” “就连毕业之后的工作都是莉莉安老师帮我介绍的。” Jiang Qi drinks water: „Actually I do not have to urge Teacher Lilian to look after you specially, should be Teacher Lilian appreciates you purely, therefore helps you.” 江祺喝了一口水:“其实我没有特意叮嘱莉莉安老师关照你,应该是莉莉安老师单纯的欣赏你,所以才这么帮你。” Praised the boasts to lift the head surprisedly. 夸夸惊讶地抬起了头。 „You were the student of Teacher Maggie, the graduation later should be very good to get employed.” “不过你都是玛姬老师的学生了,毕业之后应该很好就业吧。” Praised a boasts nod: „Yes, I family belongings servant one month can have 100 to draw the coin wage in Duke Trow, Duke Trow the person is also very good. My Sixth Brother was robbed all savings by the robber, is Duke Trow helps recover, from then on my brother sisters contribute money to send the child diligently to the inconceivable wizard school to go study.” 夸夸点头:“是的,我在特洛公爵家当仆人一个月能有100拉币薪水,特洛公爵人也很好。我六哥一家被强盗抢走了所有的积蓄,是特洛公爵帮忙追回的,从那以后我的兄弟姐妹们都努力攒钱想送孩子去不可思议魔法学院就读。” „Resigns including this time me, Duke Trow heard that I was hired by you were happy for me, can for you such great time magician work be my being honored!” “包括这次我辞职,特洛公爵听说我被您雇佣了还替我高兴,能为您这样伟大的时间魔法师工作是我的荣幸！” Jiang Qi:...... 江祺:…… Should he tell praises boasts him already not in the original world. 他该不该告诉夸夸他已经不在原世界了。 Ok, waited to praise the boasts to be familiar with here work to say again, he feared that praises the boasts to know now scared to death directly. 算了,等夸夸熟悉这边的工作再说吧,他怕夸夸现在知道直接吓死。 Jiang Qi decides to shift the topic: „Did your time bring to roast the grass cake?” 江祺决定转移话题:“你这次过来带了烤草饼吗？” „The roasting grass cake that your mother makes is very delicious.” “你妈妈做的烤草饼还挺好吃的。” Two so simple words, praising the boasts directly cried with emotion. 两句如此简单的话,把夸夸直接感动哭了。 Praised a boasts this time not to blush, his direct class/flow tears. 夸夸这次没红脸,他直接流眼泪。 Praised a boasts eye of originally in a big way, fell the tears that is also big from the eye socket, tears clearly fell downward, to raining to be the same. 夸夸的眼睛本来就大,从眼眶里掉下来的泪水也大,眼泪颗颗分明地往下掉,噼里啪啦的跟下雨一样。 „Boss, you still remember roasting grass cake flavor that unexpectedly my mother makes.” Praised the boasts to choke with sobs. “老板,你居然还记得我妈妈做的烤草饼的味道。”夸夸已经泣不成声。 „Eh... said you possibly not to believe that the previous time roasting grass cake had not finished eating.” Jiang Qi turns on the drawer, put out inside roasting grass cake. “额…说出来你可能不信,上次的烤草饼还没吃完。”江祺打开抽屉,拿出了里面的烤草饼。 One box of 9, remain 6 now. 原本一盒九个,现在还剩六个。 Looks at the roasting grass cake in box, praising the boasts to cry ominously. 看着盒子里的烤草饼,夸夸哭得更凶了。 „Boss you were really good!” “老板你人真是太好了！” „You are willing to preserve me to give your roasting grass cake with the magic unexpectedly.” “你居然愿意用魔法保存我送给您的烤草饼。” „No one treasures the gift that I give.” “从来没有人这么珍惜我送出去的礼物。” „Boss, I want, when your magic material!” “老板,我愿意当您的魔法材料！” Jiang Qi:...... 江祺:…… Pours does not use, for one box roasts the grass cake to make contact with the life. 倒也不用为了一盒烤草饼把命搭上。 Here is not the black wizard school! 我们这儿也不是黑魔法学院啊！ Must treasure the life a quarts comrade, your also 7 children must raise! 要珍惜生命啊夸夸同志,你还有七个孩子要养呢！ …… …… river tea who in the financial room is drinking the afternoon tea shakes the head reluctantly. 财务室里正在喝下午茶的江茶无奈地摇摇头。 The finance the work was busy recently, river tea will order some snack desserts to deliver occasionally in the afternoon from the restaurant of amusement park as the manager, making the colleagues drink an afternoon tea to relax. 财务最近工作忙,江茶作为主管偶尔下午会从游乐园的餐厅里订一些茶点点心送过来,让同事们喝个下午茶放松一下。 „Manager river, how?” stretch/open red asked. “江主管,怎么了吗？”张红问道。 „It‘s nothing.” river tea smiles, „I thought must be vigilant work place pua.” “没什么。”江茶笑笑,“我只是觉得要警惕职场pua。” In the boss office was really splendid. 老板办公室里真是太精彩了。