Looks that at present looks like in the race car general mobilization the race car face of race car modeling to intertwine, Jiang Qi just wants to say anything again, race car on opens the mouth. 看着眼前酷似赛车总动员中赛车造型的赛车一脸纠结,江祺正想再说些什么,赛车就开口了。 „Sorcerer mister, you said right. As spirit of the qualified toy, should not to the sex and even the age of own future young master has to nitpick, will love the toy like the young masters, the toy should also love each young master.” “巫师先生,您说得对。作为一名合格的玩具之灵,是不应该对自己未来的小主人的性别乃至年龄有所挑剔,就像小主人们会爱玩具一样,玩具也应该爱每一个小主人。” King two he and Lili's eyes have been shining. 王二丫和丽丽的眼睛已经在放光了。 The king two his ages can be reluctantly the young master( not grown, is much longer), although Lili is not a person, but absolutely is a child. 王二丫的年纪勉强能算是小主人(没成年,长得小),丽丽虽然不是人,但绝对是个小孩。 Jiang Qi:! 江祺:！ He thought that he is also good, Buss light year cannot pull out, automobile person he also! 他觉得他也行,巴斯光年抽不出来,汽车人他也可以！ „But.” The race car flashed a headlight embarrassed, „I want the 6 ~ 12-year-old lively male young master.” “但是。”赛车不好意思地闪了一下车灯,“我还是想要6~12岁的活泼的男性小主人。” People:...... 众人:…… Very good, I accept your criticism, but I do not change. 很好,我接受你的批评,但我就是不改。 Jiang Qi squeezes out one to smile, comforts saying: „Between toy and master are the two-way job choice, I will try hard to defer to your request to help you find to like your, will protect your young master earnestly.” 江祺挤出一个笑,安慰道:“玩具和主人之间是双向选择的,我会努力按照你的要求去帮你找到喜欢你的,会认真呵护你的小主人的。” „Thank you, new sorcerer mister.” The race car transferred a circle happily. “谢谢你,新的巫师先生。”赛车高兴地转了一个圈。 „Called my boss mister was enough.” “叫我老板先生就行。” „Good, boss mister.” “好的,老板先生。” „Race car, you could rest assured that boss mister was a very responsible sorcerer, Kaka sorcerer mister is responsible for earnestly, he helped me find the master of admiring.” The silent rabbit rabbit has started talking suddenly. “赛车,你放心,老板先生是个很负责的巫师,比卡卡巫师先生认真负责多了,他帮我找到了心仪的主人。”一直沉默的兔兔突然开口说话。 woof Xinghua holds up the head proudly. 汪杏花自豪地昂起了头。 „Incense stick|Fragrant Xun rabbit?” The race car as if recognized the rabbit rabbit, can look, the rabbit rabbit indeed recycles the super person who stubbornly resists moving in bag, is also quite famous in the spirit of toy. “香薰兔子？”赛车似乎认出了兔兔,看得出来,兔兔的确是回收袋里的超级钉子户,在玩具之灵中也颇有名气。 „I shout the rabbit the rabbit now, is the apricot blossom master personally to the name that I give.” The rabbit rabbit stands up from failure proudly, the belly toward on, controls the zipper to pull open, placing two radish Ding lipstick reveal in belly comes out to give the race car to look, „you look at this are the lipstick of apricot blossom master, she for places in my belly that I buy specially!” “我现在叫兔兔,是杏花主人亲自给我取的名字。”兔兔自豪地翻了个身,肚皮朝上,控制拉链拉开,把放在肚子里的两根萝卜丁口红露出来给赛车看,“你看这是杏花主人的口红,她特意为我买的放在我的肚子里的！” „I must the rabbit buy the package package that she most likes for the rabbit, enabling her to hang in package package that in she most likes!” woof apricot ikebana. “我还要给兔兔买她最喜欢的包包,让她可以挂在她最喜欢的包包上！”汪杏花道。 The race car envied: „Really good, hopes that my next young master can also like me so much.” 赛车羡慕极了:“真好,希望我的下一任小主人也可以这么喜欢我。” People:...... 众人:…… We can like you so much! 我们都可以这么喜欢你！ We have money compared with woof Xinghua!( Lili is an exception) 我们都比汪杏花有钱！(丽丽除外) The rabbit rabbit asked at a moderate pace: „What special function that race car do you have or the skill?” 兔兔不紧不慢地问道:“那赛车你有什么特殊的功能或者本事吗？” „Naturally, I can distort!” The race car cheerful said/tunnel, „here location was too small, the sorcerer mister, can you lead me to go to a broader place to make me show my skill?” “当然,我可以进行变形！”赛车欢快地道,“这里的场地太小了,巫师先生,你可以带我去更宽阔的地方让我展现我的本事吗？” Broader place? 更宽阔的地方？ „Nearby this does not have any quite private broad place, broadest perhaps was the roadside.” “这附近没有什么比较私密的宽阔的地方,最宽阔的恐怕就是路边了。” „That was good, the roadside is best.” “那太好了,路边是最好的。” Since the race car said, Jiang Qi brings it to go to near the street, the people also follow together. 既然赛车这么说,江祺就带它去马路边,众人也一起跟上。 Because king two he must go upstairs in the hovel entrance surrounds the entire process no one who the spirit of fourth toy was extracted to look at the shop, is called to look that temporarily the orange of shop looks one group of people suddenly on enormous and powerful went downstairs, is somewhat ignorant. 因为王二丫要上楼在杂物间门口围观第四个玩具之灵被抽取出的全过程无人看店,被临时叫过来看店的橙子看着一群人突然就浩浩荡荡的下楼了,有些懵。 Yes, the race car pulled out in the hovel, other room full room do not have the place to pull out. It thought that the space also is not very very normal, after all the hovel selects greatly only below Lili and Jiang Qi of stand, the crowds stands in the entrance with huge crowds of people surrounds. 是的,赛车是在杂物间里被抽出来的,其他房间满房没有地方抽。它觉得空间不够也很正常,毕竟杂物间就那么点大只站的下丽丽和江祺,围观群众都是里三层外三层站在门口围观的。 „Can you go out? But Teacher John and Uncle Huang aren't you in the book size?” The orange looked at the arranging in groups watch, determined oneself have not remembered incorrectly. “你们是要出去吗？可是约翰老师和黄叔你们不是正在开本吗？”橙子看了眼排班表,确定自己没有记错。 „Goes out to buy a thing.” Jiang Qi ambiguous said/tunnel. “出去买点东西。”江祺含糊地道。 Orange:? 橙子:？ Do so many people go out to go shopping together? 这么多人一起出去买东西？ Was Jiang Qi buys more than 90 package this to take together express? 难道是江祺又一口气买了90多个盒装本一起去拿快递？ Jiang Qi brought the race car to arrive at a no one not to have the street in shop, according to it that the race car said placed the ground. 江祺带着赛车来到了一处无人也无店铺的街边,按照赛车说的把它放在了地上。 The race car has not spoken, but transferred around the right foot of Jiang Qi, then started the automobile person to distort. 赛车没说话,只是绕着江祺的右脚转了一圈,然后开始了汽车人变形。 Really is the automobile person distorts, the entire yellow race car is in just dozens seconds common just like the reorganization, turned into one at the visible speed...... the ice skates? 真的是汽车人变形,整辆黄色的赛车在短短几十秒内宛如重组一般,以肉眼可见的速度变成了一只……溜冰鞋？ Ice skates??? 溜冰鞋？？？ Everyone was ignorant. 所有人都懵了。 Such charming changes the body final result is ice skates?! 这么帅气的变身最终的结果是溜冰鞋？！ Does the automobile person of reaching an agreement distort? Transformer of reaching an agreement? Bumblebee of reaching an agreement? 说好的汽车人变形呢？说好的变形金刚呢？说好的大黄蜂呢？ „Boss mister, please take off shoes to lift the right foot to place on me.” Turns into the race car cheerful said/tunnel of ice skates, ka untied the surface to take away the strict shoe buckle. “老板先生,请您脱鞋抬一下右脚放在我上面。”变成溜冰鞋的赛车欢快地道,咔哒一声解开了表面原本扣严的鞋扣。 Jiang Qi hesitant, takes off the shoes of right foot, lifts the right foot to put, the shoe buckle ka fastens tightly, looks very reliable. 江祺犹豫了一下,脱掉右脚的鞋,抬起右脚放上去,鞋扣咔哒一声扣紧,看上去挺牢固的。 „Only then ice skates slid...... the Jiang Qi words not to say probably motionless”, the race car cheerful sound broke him. “只有一只溜冰鞋好像溜不动……”江祺话还没说完,赛车欢快的声音就打断了他。 „Did boss mister, you prepare? We must start the journey of happy glide!” “老板先生,您准备好了吗？我们要开始愉快的滑行之旅了！” Finishes speaking, Jiang Qi shot. 话音刚落,江祺就咻地一声弹了出去。 Really shot, in the animation one like that shot, the speed quickly to keeping in same place people, can only see a Jiang Qi remnant shadow, heard his pitiful yell. 真的是弹了出去,就像动漫里咻的一下弹出去的那种,速度快到留到原地的众人,只能看见江祺的一道残影,听到他的一声惨叫。 „Help!” “救命啊啊啊啊啊啊！” People:...... 众人:…… Shaking the head that Johann and Huang Fugui have a lingering fear, has the tacit understanding looked at an opposite party, finally is voiced the opinions by Huang Fugui: „The race car wants 6 ~ 12 -year-old lively boy no wonder, when his young master.” 老约翰和黄富贵都心有余悸的摇摇头,非常有默契的看了一眼对方,最终由黄富贵发出感叹:“怪不得赛车想要6~12岁活泼的男孩儿当他的小主人。” „This method, like people of our old bones, or the character is not so lively, the body is not very robust, but also really cannot endure.” “这种玩法,像我们这种一把老骨头的人,或者性格不那么活泼的,身体不够皮实的,还真吃不消啊。” woof Xinghua also thinks, she will not be will not flutter, this type of high-speed ice skates will be far from rabbit rabbit type of top luxury goods toy attracting her. 汪杏花也觉得不行,她又不是不会飘,这种高速溜冰鞋远没有兔兔这种顶级奢侈品玩具吸引她。 King two he and Lili also feels not Taihang, the entertainment of this rank is also too early to them. 王二丫和丽丽也觉得不太行,这种等级的娱乐对于她们而言还为时尚早。 „This race car class spirit of this toy.” The experienced rabbit rabbit said, „their characteristics basically are the speed and distortion, safely also is very very exciting, but looks like the race car speed such quickly is also very rare.” “这种赛车类的玩具之灵都这样。”见多识广的兔兔道,“他们的特色基本上都是速度和变形,很安全也很刺激,不过像赛车速度这么快的也很少见。” „Naturally, they are very mostly impulsive, work to think of beginning but not think things through to the end, same can cause trouble to annoy troublesome with the young master who they like.” “当然,他们大多都很冲动,做事顾头不顾尾,和他们喜欢的小主人一样能闯祸惹麻烦。” What is experiencing the race car feeling at this moment Jiang Qi is feels? 那么此时此刻正在体验赛车般的感觉的江祺是什么感受呢？ He said that some own possibly dizzy ice skates, a little wants to spit, naturally, wants to shout saves a life. 他表示自己可能有些晕溜冰鞋,有点想吐,当然,更想喊救命。 He does not think on the social news! 他不想上社会新闻呐！ Help!!! 救命啊！！！ Feeling with lightning speed has not continued is too long, almost after a half minute, race car gradually slow, until stopping. 风驰电掣的感觉没有持续太久,差不多半分钟后,赛车就渐渐慢了下来,直至停止。 Jiang Qi expressed the beforehand white Piaofang Jing company group constructs the project sits the roller coaster the time, does not have now is so exciting. 江祺表示之前白嫖方靖公司团建项目去坐过山车的时候,都没现在这么刺激。 „Does boss mister, how you feel? Is my speed quick, is very exciting, is very joyful?” The race car asked joyfully loudly, after Jiang Qi can maintain balanced, loosened the shoe buckle, hinting Jiang Qi can walk normally. “老板先生,您觉得怎么样？我的速度是不是很快,是不是很刺激,是不是很快乐？”赛车快乐地大声问道,在江祺能保持平衡后,松开鞋扣,示意江祺可以正常走路了。 „I am by me the limit model of ice skates race car that the well-known toy manufacturer of unclear name promotes, I can at any time the distortion be ice skates. Although only then, but can guarantee that absolutely in the future balanced and safety of young master, momentarily circumvention any obstacle, making him experience the best race car ice-skating experience.” “我是由一家我记不清名字的知名玩具厂商推出的限量款溜冰鞋赛车,我可以随时变形为溜冰鞋。虽然只有一只,但绝对可以保证未来小主人的平衡和安全,随时规避任何障碍物,让他体验到最好的赛车般的溜冰体验。” „My speed can achieve highest 220 km / h, but because I am the electrical toy, if the maximum speed possibly only to slide for 10 seconds, a moment ago what therefore I made you experience is the 160 km / h speed, do you like?” “我的速度可以达到最高220km/h,但由于我是电动玩具,如果达到最高速度可能只能滑行十秒,所以我刚才让您体验的是160km/h的速度,您喜欢吗？” Jiang Qi:...... 江祺:…… Slid well next time do not slide again. 滑得很好下次不要再滑了。 „I felt, if, I really helped you find the future young master, should better not to slide such quickly.” Jiang Qi tactful said/tunnel. “我觉得如果以后我真的帮你找到了未来的小主人的话,最好不要滑得这么快。”江祺委婉地道。 „Naturally, for the safety of young master considers, I so will not be definitely quick.” Saying, the race car is distorting the original appearance, the headlight glitters weakly, „in fact, this is my 1st truly manned glide.” “当然,为了小主人的安全着想,我肯定不会这么快。”说着,赛车变形回原本的样子,车灯微弱地闪烁,“实际上,这是我第一次真正载人滑行。” Jiang Qi:??? 江祺:？？？ „Although I do not remember with being together time of beforehand 2 young masters, but I can very definite this time be my 1st manned glide. I am the spirit of toy has the principle, will not make the young master find that absolutely my difference makes him be frightened.” “虽然我已经不记得和之前二任小主人的相处时光了,但我可以很确定这次是我第一次载人滑行。我是一个有原则的玩具之灵,绝对不会让小主人发现我的异样让他受到惊吓。” „Although this possibly does not have the means to make the young master realize my use truly, but in the shape of ordinary toy car, accompanies the young master to play and grow in the shape of ordinary ice skates, I will be very happy.” “虽然这样可能没有办法让小主人真正体会到我的用处,但是无论是以普通玩具汽车的形态,还是以普通溜冰鞋的形态陪伴小主人玩耍和成长,我都会很开心。” Jiang Qi:...... Although is very affected, but he is a little really dizzy and wants spit now. 江祺:……虽然很感动,但他现在真的有点头晕而且想吐。 Manned taxi procedure truly not Taihang of race car. 赛车的载人滑行技术确实不太行。 „If there is another race car toy spirit of to be good with me, two ice skates slide to be quicker. The feeling of manned glide was really good, boss mister, before you helped I found the new young master, can you every day make me carry you to slide a distance?” The race car also somewhat has not given full expression. “要是有另一个和我同款的赛车玩具之灵就好了,两只溜冰鞋滑行起来应该会更快。载人滑行的感觉真的是太好了,老板先生,在你帮我找到新的小主人之前,你可以每天都让我载你滑行一段距离吗？”赛车还有些意犹未尽。 „We first go back.” Jiang Qi expressed that his sock has some thin, steps on December in the ice-cold floor tile ground is really somewhat cool. “我们先回去吧。”江祺表示他的袜子有一些薄,踩在12月冰冷的地砖地面上着实是有些凉。 „Good boss mister, must trouble you to take me, I did not have the electricity unable to take a walk.” “好的老板先生,就是得麻烦你把我拿起来,我没电走不动了。” A Jiang Qi foot puts on shoes, a foot has not put on shoes to stand in the ground, sketchy calculates that the race car just slid far, discovered oneself can this stance walk above 1 km to walk. 江祺一只脚穿鞋,一只脚没穿鞋地站在地上,粗略的算算赛车刚刚滑出了多远,发现自己得以这个姿态走1km以上才能走回去。 Jiang Qi was discovered, the spirit of toy also possibly was bear the child. 江祺算是发现了,玩具之灵也可能是熊孩子。 Jiang Qi takes up the race car to accept fate the round trip to walk, the hairstyle by wind dishevel, the shoes was also short of one, the live image is just taken by force was the same. 江祺拿起赛车认命地往回走,发型被风吹乱,鞋还少了一只,活像刚刚被打劫了一样。 Just went out of several hundred meters, the roadside had a car(riage) to drop him. 刚走出几百米,路边就有一辆车一直在滴滴他。 „Who? Is bored, has not seen the shoes to lose?” “谁呀？无不无聊啊,没见过鞋丢的呀？” The glass shakes down, is Yan Huaiyou who a face compels ignorant: „Jiang Qi, your what situation? Were you taken by force?” 车窗摇下,是一脸懵逼的闫怀佑:“江祺,你什么情况？你被打劫了？” „Almost.” Jiang Qi boards very much voluntarily, „carries my regulation, I return to the shop.” “差不多吧。”江祺很自觉地上车,“载我一程,我回店里。” „Your shoes?” “你鞋呢？” Jiang Qi thinks: „May on the street, may in the shop.” 江祺想了想:“有可能在马路上,也有可能在店里。” Yan Huaiyou:??? 闫怀佑:？？？ Does not know that thought of anything suddenly, Yan Huaiyou expression gradually relaxed, turned into the comfort -type expression: „These days article, the video, the marketing number, bringing rhythm these things you not to care, surnamed Zhen on that method, could not make a name.” 不知道是突然想到了什么,闫怀佑的表情逐渐缓和,变成了安慰式的表情:“这几天的文章啊,视频啊,营销号啊,带节奏那些东西你别放在心上,姓甄的就那点手段,成不了气候。” „You , if really sad, eats the thing, watches the movie, going to the bar drinks the way that buys wine to be vents, does not need the big winter streaking.” “你要是真心情不好,吃东西啊,看电影呢,去酒吧喝酒买醉啊都可以是发泄的方式,没必要大冬天的裸奔。” Jiang Qi:??? 江祺:？？？ „I do not have the streaking! Did your which eye see my streaking?!” “我没裸奔！你哪只眼睛看见我裸奔了？！” „My meaning do not have the impulsion in this aspect. I go to college our school has such person, being short that from the beginning puts on runs outside, afterward ran is running more is putting on are less, recently developed... that. It is said was the pressure is too big, what could not find inspirational, wasn't my worried about you?” “我的意思是不要有这方面的冲动。我上大学的时候我们学校就有这样的人,一开始只是穿的少在外面跑,后来跑着跑着就越穿越少,最近就发展成…那个了。据说是压力太大,找不到灵感还是什么的,我这不是担心你吗？” „I absolutely do not have the hobby in this aspect, you can feel relieved.” “我完全没有这方面的爱好,你可以放心。” „How were you short of shoes?” “那你怎么少了一只鞋？” „I was just taken by force.” Jiang Qi starts to abandon something as beyond redemption. “我刚刚被打劫了。”江祺开始破罐子破摔。 Yan Huaiyou:...... 闫怀佑:…… Yan Huaiyou starts to shift the topic: „You told that a good news, you not to have known most likely.” 闫怀佑开始转移话题:“跟你说件好消息吧,你八成还不知道。” „Was the backyard surnamed Zhen on fire you to know?” “姓甄的自家后院起火了你知道吗？” „Such quickly?” Jiang Qi one startled, thinks Wu dream enough high their efficiency. “这么快？”江祺一惊,心想吴梦她们的效率够高的啊。 Yan Huaiyou has not noticed the Jiang Qi word usage, then said downward: „Heard that is the shop owner who several preparations go out of business rips him jointly, said that he deceived people to cheat out of money rumor chaotic marketing anything. Now in the major murder mystery game store this/Ben crowds is chatting this, the screenshot chats record run all over the place, said that anything has, but also some people said that must consider him.” 闫怀佑没注意到江祺的用词,接着往下说:“听说是几个准备倒闭的店家联手撕他,说他骗人骗钱造谣乱营销什么的。现在各大剧本杀店的约本群里都在聊这个,截图聊天记录满天飞,说什么都有,还有人说要告他。” „Does not know that what's the matter, I also heard he is very hapless today, what cell phone threw down and broke, the person was also hit by the storage battery car, I also look at some people of screenshot his friend circles, his family/home the glass of window was also pounded this morning probably.” “也不知道是怎么回事,我还听说他今天挺倒霉的,什么手机摔碎了,人还被电瓶车撞了一下,我还看有人截图他的朋友圈,他家今天早上窗户的玻璃好像还被人砸了。” „Made the person who one crowd eats the melon guesses he was these days matter lacking virtue does, sinned to make too by the retribution. It is in any case fun, you have a look at the group to see a big pile casually.” “弄得一群吃瓜的人猜他是不是这段时间缺德事干多了,造孽造太多了遭报应了。反正就挺好玩的,你随便看看群就能看到一大堆。” Setter Jiang Qi the appearance that pretends anything not to know: „Perhaps this , was really the matter lacking virtue does by the retribution, Boss Zhen should come to my shop to buy five-colors rope to exorcise evil spirits.” 始作俑者江祺装作什么都不知道的样子:“这样啊,没准还真是缺德事干多了遭报应了,甄老板应该来我店里买条五彩绳辟邪。”