AITOIASGD :: Volume #1

#66: You want acting cool


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The space very big supply room, inside does not have the unnecessary thing, only then value soaring game cabins, as well as big, almost must touch the main engine of ceiling. Radiation ventilator whistling noise. The foundation of game cabin, sturdy such as the electric cable connection main engine of arm. 空间很大的器材室,里面没有多余的东西,只有一台台价值高昂的游戏舱,以及高大的,几乎要触到天花板的主机。散热风扇呼呼的噪音。游戏舱的底座,有一根粗壮如手臂的电缆连通主机。 Li Xianyu steps into first of supply room deeply to be attracted by them, the shiny alloy outer covering, the smooth cabin body line, the bringing intelligence computer, fills with the black tech flavor everywhere. 李羡鱼踏入器材室的第一眼就被它们深深吸引,铮亮的合金外壳,流畅的舱身线条,自带智能电脑,处处充满黑科技气息。 If this thing goes on the market, will become will explode the funds absolutely. 这玩意要是上市,绝对会成为爆款。 Battle Lady, do our staff have internal price? When these equipment go on the market, I want to buy two, my Great Grandmother most liked playing the game.” Li Xianyu greedy say/way. 战姬,咱们员工有内部价吗?这些设备啥时候上市,我想买两台,我祖奶奶最喜欢玩游戏了。”李羡鱼眼馋道。 The Treasure's Lustre Group VR equipment entire world is famous, is a little expensive/noble, Li Xianyu kept thinking about the Treasure's Lustre game helmet to be very long, but several years ago game eye-shades looked do not glance. 宝泽集团的vr设备全世界有名,就是有点贵,李羡鱼惦记宝泽的游戏头盔很久了,而几年前的游戏眼罩又看不上眼。 Thunder Battle Lady was startled: Your Great Grandmother?” 雷霆战姬惊了一下:“你祖奶奶?” Li Xianyu gets a sudden inspiration: „...... My girlfriend, we likes this name, has, has the appeal.” 李羡鱼灵机一动:“......我女朋友,我们喜欢这种称呼,有,有情趣。” The Thunder Battle Lady corners of the mouth pull out: Appeal also really special.” 雷霆战姬嘴角一抽:“情趣还真特殊哈。” Vajra said: Game developed half to come across Long Aotian this matter, the project delaying, moreover these equipment were the test piece, to listing also early.” 身旁的金刚道:“游戏才开发到一半就碰到龙傲天这事,项目给耽搁了,而且这些设备属于试验品,离上市还早着呢。” Which is Long Aotian?” Li Xianyu strolled, by that two rows of game cabins of wall, is lying down the people of deep sleep. 龙傲天是哪个?”李羡鱼逛了一圈,靠墙的那两排游戏舱里,躺着一个个沉睡的人。 On them wears the strange black uniform/subdue, on the uniform/subdue is connecting lines, another end of line is connecting the game cabin. 他们身上穿着奇怪的黑色制服,制服上连接着一根根线,线的另一端连接着游戏舱。 These people immerse in blood descendant that in the virtual world is unable to extricate oneself, pitiful creature who including several were fished, because also the will is not firm, turned into the silly son of village head family/home. 这些人就是沉浸在虚幻世界中无法自拔的血裔,其中有几个被捞出来的可怜虫,也因为心志不坚,变成了村长家的傻儿子。 For example Fire God love disciple Fire Spitting Kid. 比如火神的爱徒喷火娃 The whoever started the trouble should end it, spiritual awakened Long Aotian can cure them, therefore company urgent wants drawing of Long Aotian from the damn virtual world, but no one can achieve until now, falls into the awkward difficult boundary. 解铃还须系铃人,精神觉醒者龙傲天能够治愈他们,所以公司迫切的想把龙傲天从该死的虚幻世界中拉出来,但至今没人能做到,陷入尴尬的两难之境。 Before Vajra arrives at a game cabin, put out a hand to pat the access panel of quartz glass, he was.” 金刚走到一台游戏舱前,伸手拍了拍石英玻璃的舱盖,“他就是。” Li Xianyu collects to look, by the access panel, he sees to lie down a greasy fatty, looks is that die-hard otaku, is not big, is not vigorous and healthy, the semblance is also very ordinary, even was a little sorry. 李羡鱼凑上去看,透过舱盖,他看见里面躺着一个油腻的胖子,一看就是那种死宅,不高大,不健壮,外表也很普通,甚至有点抱歉。 In brief a very ordinary person. 总之很平凡的一个人。 Long Aotian ..... and style in ideal is incompatible. 龙傲天.....与理想中的画风不符。 „Before awakening, he is only a very ordinary person.” Thunder Battle Lady said: Arrived the unfeatured, human communication is not ordinary good, likes the dwelling playing the game at home, eats to go, on the wall is pasting the animation young girl wallpaper, holds the pillow also to print of animation young girl. It is said graduates until the university has not discussed the girlfriend, is the rare virgin. Different with Vajra, Vajra could not accept the woman, he was because felt inferior, introverted, longs for and lovable girl obviously at heart very much becomes friends, even had anything, but actually does not dare to open the mouth, online maneuvered among groups, the letting person who in the reality instigated did not endure to look straight ahead. In show is not good.” “觉醒之前,他只是一个很普通的人。”雷霆战姬道:“普通到毫无特色,人际交往也不行,喜欢宅在家里打游戏,吃外卖,墙上贴着动漫少女壁纸,抱枕也是印着动漫少女的那种。据说直到大学毕业都没谈过女朋友,是罕见的处男。和金刚不一样,金刚是接受不了女人,他是因为自卑、内向,明明心里很渴望和可爱女孩子交朋友,甚至发生点什么,但却不敢开口,在网上纵横捭阖,现实里怂的让人不忍直视。内骚的不行。” Elder Sister Battle Lady, does one -man show is not in the show.” Li Xianyu said: I understand, greasy die-hard otaku, in my university has such schoolmate. Moreover they have a common hobby, likes sprouting/moe loli that softly. I always despise this person.” 战姬姐姐,是闷骚不是内骚。”李羡鱼道:“我懂的,油腻死宅嘛,我大学里就有这样的同学。而且他们都有一个共同的爱好,喜欢软萌的luoli。我是向来鄙视这种人的。” Thunder Battle Lady said: It seems like you as if compare to understand this type of person.” 雷霆战姬道:“看来你似乎比较了解这种类型的人。” How we must enter the illusory world, lies down?” He looks at the game cabin. “我们要怎么进入虚幻的世界,躺进去?”他看着游戏舱。 He questioned, Thunder Battle Lady has started to take off the clothes, she clearly was prepared early, natural taking off gym suit and trunk, inside was one set of style conservative bikini. 他问话的时候,雷霆战姬已经开始脱衣服,她显然早有准备,大大方方的脱掉运动服、运动裤,里面是一套风格偏保守的比基尼。 The Thunder Battle Lady ultra spicy stature 80% showed in front of Li Xianyu and Vajra. 雷霆战姬超辣的身材百分之八十展现在了李羡鱼金刚面前。 Plays ten years of big long leg, compact slender, the plentiful buttocks of plump, do not use the q ball feel of touching can also the brain make up, the small waist grasps gracefully, jade back snow neck. The only regret was her chest grade was lower, to D also almost, the Breast Holding Heavenly King Li Xianyu eye looked then have several at heart. 玩十年的大长腿,紧致修长,圆滚滚的丰满臀部,不用摸也能脑补的q弹手感,小蛮腰盈盈一握,玉背雪颈。唯一的遗憾是她的胸段位低了些,离d还差一点点,托奶天王李羡鱼眼睛一瞄心里便有数。 Really in the world does not have the perfect woman. 果然世上没有完美的女人啊。 Thunder Battle Lady one meter seven selects the figure high, the chest must 36 D be the perfect golden proportion. 雷霆战姬一米七的高挑身段,胸必须36d才是完美的黄金比例。 Otherwise is the heart is narrow. 否则就是心胸狭隘。 Unlike wishing one could to turn into Li Xianyu of camera the eye, Vajra after looking at a Thunder Battle Lady stature, is frowning to move out of the way the line of sight, whispered: Is away from the screen to look that the woman does not wear the clothes to be all right, the words of honorable person, cannot bear flood disgustingly. The women are really big pig's feet!” 与恨不得把眼睛变成摄像头的李羡鱼不同,金刚在看一眼雷霆战姬的身材后,便皱着眉头挪开视线,嘀咕道:“隔着屏幕看女人不穿衣服没事儿,真人的话,就忍不住泛恶心。女人果然是大猪蹄子!” Thunder Battle Lady wears the game clothing/taking, lies down the game cabin, the quartz glass falls slowly, she entered the virtual world. 雷霆战姬穿上游戏服,躺进游戏舱,石英玻璃缓缓降下来,她进入了虚拟世界。 Vajra second entry, is San Wu, she does not have the heart of protection took off/escaped the sick person clothing/taking in front of Li Xianyu, Li Xianyu put aside, has not gone to look, taking off/escaping clothes silently. 金刚第二个进入,然后是三无,她毫无防备之心的在李羡鱼面前脱病号服,李羡鱼把头撇开了,没去看,默默的脱衣服。 He can appreciate the Thunder Battle Lady stature unscrupulously, even also dares review several, but looks at San Wu to put on the appearance of underwear, always thought that takes advantage of somebody. Swindles silly country girl A'Hua of artillery Cunwei like the old light of outskirts. 他可以肆无忌惮的欣赏雷霆战姬的身材,甚至还敢点评几句,但看三无穿内衣的样子,总觉得是趁人之危。就像村头的老光棍骗炮村尾的傻村姑阿花 Moral integrity thing Li Xianyu has, although are not many. 节操这种东西李羡鱼还是有的,虽然不多。 ...... ...... Li Xianyu regains consciousness in the darkness, probably shut in the small black room, nothing light, the top of the head, under foot and four directions are dark. 李羡鱼在黑暗中苏醒,像是被关进了小黑屋,没有任何光明,头顶、脚下、四方都是漆黑一片。 Where? 在哪里? I where? 我在哪里? Before similar scene makes he remembers, has watched the criminal investigation piece, policeman have the method of interrogating the criminal, closes in quietly a person, looks in the unexposed dark room, no matter anyone, stays last three days in inside, the mentality must explode. 类似的场景让他想起以前看过的刑侦片,警察叔叔有一种审讯犯人的手段,把一个人关在静谧的,看不见光的黑屋子里,不管什么人,在里面呆上三天,心态都要爆炸。 After wearing the game clothing/taking, the consciousness has had, dizziness blurry, as if sleeps, opened eyes again arrived here. 穿上游戏服后,意识出现过迷糊、眩晕,仿佛睡了一觉,再睁眼就到这里了。 Said, here is the Long Aotian virtual world? 这么说,这里就是龙傲天的虚拟世界? Except for darkness, again nothing ..... 除了黑暗,再没有任何东西..... At this moment, in the darkness resounds a sound: 就在这时,黑暗中响起一个声音: You, if wants acting cool?” “你要想装逼吗?” The sound filled misled the strength, as if can rouse hides the desire in heart of hearts. 声音充满了蛊惑力,仿佛能勾动潜藏在内心深处的欲求。 Li Xianyu said: Any acting cool, the matter of scholar, can call acting cool. Before calling the person, manifested a presence.” 李羡鱼道:“什么装逼,读书人的事,能叫装逼吗。叫人前显圣。” That sound has not managed him, continued: You experience the studies is not smooth, the work place is disadvantageous, the emotion suffers setbacks, if present, then joins us. Here you will experience most carefree dripping acting cool.” 那个声音没理他,继续说:“你经历过学业不顺,职场不利,情感受挫吗,如果有,那么加入我们吧。在这里你将体验最畅快淋漓的装逼。” Li Xianyu knits the brows, inexplicable, is a little agitated, a little yearned. 李羡鱼皱了皱眉,莫名的,有点烦躁,有点向往。 This is the Long Aotian ability, energetic resonance? 这就是龙傲天的能力,精神共鸣? Before everyone some people , the desire that manifests a presence, will encounter the setback and losing in the life, must therefore resist this misleading, only then by. 每个人都会有人前显圣的欲求,都会在生活中遭遇挫折和失落,所以要抗拒这种蛊惑,只有靠意志。 The Li Xianyu deep breath, disguises oneself do not care. 李羡鱼深呼吸,假装自己不在意。 The sound in darkness throws is misleading: For example, when the work place was reproven by the boss, you scolded loudly: „ Father is not dry.” Then from the report family property, has dozens sets of mansions. Stirs up the dog to compel the vision that the boss casts to admire, is this feeling, very crisp? ” 黑暗中的声音扔在蛊惑:“比如,在职场被老板训斥的时候,你大声呵斥道:“老子不干了。”然后自报家底,坐拥数十套豪宅。惹得狗逼老板投来艳羡的目光,这感觉,是不是很爽?” As if, but also somewhat crisp .... 似乎,还真有点爽.... The Li Xianyu uncontrolled brain makes up that picture, is excited immediately, he knows that oneself received to mislead. 李羡鱼不受控制的脑补那画面,心情顿时激动,他知道自己又受到蛊惑了。 For example, when you want to attend such and such universities, some teacher despised suddenly said: underachiever overreaches oneself, with! Several months later you take the admission notice to shake before him, look at he ashamed awkward look, is this feeling, very crisp?” “比如,当你想读某某大学的时候,某老师突然鄙视的说:学渣不自量力,也配!几个月后你拿着录取通知书在他面前晃悠,看着他羞愧尴尬的神色,这感觉,是不是很爽?” Good ..... quite crisp. 好.....好爽。 Li Xianyu spiritual uncontrolled production resonance. 李羡鱼的精神不受控制的产生共鸣。 So long as you said are willing to join, you can be so outstanding like me.” That sound said. “只要你说愿意加入,你就可以像我这般优秀。”那个声音说。 That instantaneous, Li Xianyu stemming from instinct wants to comply, is good to rein at the brink of the precipice promptly. 有那么瞬间,李羡鱼出于本能的想答应,好在及时悬崖勒马。 I do not want, your dog takes away.” Li Xianyu loud say/way. “我不愿意,你狗带去吧。”李羡鱼大声道。 For example, encounters the brain remnant supporting role to provoke to bully, the passer-by despises, you change the body to be supreme suddenly, beats the opposite party pain with ease, visits him to lie to the place, you disdain said one: Your this battle efficiency only then 5 trash, you know nothing about the strength. Is this feeling, very crisp?” “比如,遭遇脑残配角挑衅欺负,路人鄙夷,你突然变身超人,轻松将对方痛殴一顿,看着他趴到在地,你不屑的说一句:你这个战斗力只有五的渣渣,你对力量一无所知。这感觉,是不是很爽?” Li Xianyu has cat at heart probably in flexure, itchy discomfort. 李羡鱼心里像是有一只猫儿在挠,痒的难受。 Quite crisp, really quite crisp. 好爽,真的好爽。 Crisply to wanting high tide/climax , to want to promise him, good to hold hands together acting cool. 爽到要高潮了,好想答应他,好想一起牵手去装逼 I must go romantic Turkey with you, then together, holds hands acting cool 我要跟你去浪漫的土耳其,然后一起,牵手去装逼 The reason of only saving told him, cannot comply, cannot comply, to comply to end the calf. 仅存的一丝理智告诉他,不能答应,不能答应,答应就完犊子。 It is not mental handicap is a vegetable. 不是智障就是植物人。 For example, when your girlfriend having an affair second generation of rich, rides the expensive car to spurn you to you in front , the second generation of rich despised said: Does the poor dog, you also want to look for the girlfriend? But, the outstandingly beautiful beautiful woman appearance that drives the super expensive car, held your arm saying: The husband, asking you do not leave me, others anything is willing to do for you. Is this feeling, very crisp.” “比如,当你的女朋友红杏出墙富二代,坐着豪车到你面前唾弃你,富二代鄙视的说:穷狗,就你也想找女朋友?可紧接着,就有一个开车超级豪车的绝色美女出现,抱着你的胳膊说:老公,求求你不要离开我,人家什么都愿意为你做。这感觉,是不是很爽。” Crisply to explosion. 爽到爆炸。 For example, in your family has elder sister or younger sister who do not have the blood relationship, they because of the beautiful appearance by the puzzle, the male schoolmate were ganged up with them, the male teacher covets them, the boss uses various methods to think that unspoken rule they, their urgently needed overbearing president's warm arms, at this time, you entered the stage, fights with the fists Nanshan Home for the elderly, the foot kicks Beihai Kindergarten, you want a look, can quell the ganef, they deeply will be infatuated with you, wish one could to break the ethics. Is this feeling, as crisp as the explosion.” “比如,你家里有个没有血缘关系的姐姐或妹妹,她们因为美貌备受困扰,男同学勾搭她们,男老师觊觎她们,上司使出各种手段想潜规则她们,她们急需一个霸道总裁温暖的怀抱,这时候,你出场了,拳打南山敬老院,脚踢北海幼儿园,你只要一个眼神,就能荡平宵小,她们会对你深深迷恋,恨不得打破伦理。这感觉,是不是爽到爆炸呢。” The Li Xianyu energetic resonance reaches the limit in this moment. 李羡鱼的精神共鸣在这一刻达到极限。 acting cool, is human regarding individual dignity most fundamental hope.” 装逼,是人类对于个人尊严最根本的渴望。” acting cool, is human regarding the reality discontentedly most fundamental fantasy.” 装逼,是人类对于现实不满最根本的幻想。” acting cool, is human regarding yearns for the most fundamental right happily.” 装逼,是人类对于美好向往最根本的权利。” acting cool, what art is instead kills ..... 装逼,讲究的是反杀.....” The flax falls. 亚麻跌。 The flax falls. 亚麻跌。 Let alone. 别说了。 Asked you let alone. 求你别说了。 Li Xianyu sways back and forth everywhere. 李羡鱼满地打滚。 I ..... hope ..... “我.....愿.....” At a crucial moment, in the darkness breaks open dawn. 千钧一发之际,黑暗中破开一道曙光。 A small hand extends, carries his nape, like carrying the small male dog carries him. 一只小手伸进来,拎起他的后颈,像拎小公狗那样把他拎走。
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