„Any issue.” Li Xianyu asked. “什么问题。”李羡鱼问道。 „They according to script development game, originally all normal, but with the deepening of development, Long Aotian out-of-control. He fell into had the rhythm, in the crisp point repetitive virtual world, he started unable to distinguish clearly the difference of realistic and virtual world, thought that the virtual world was the real world, he was the center of the world, was protagonist, was Child of Destiny. Changes a view, overstated.” “他们按照剧本开发游戏,原本一切正常,但随着开发的深入,龙傲天失控了。他陷入了极具节奏感,爽点连连的虚拟世界里,他开始分不清现实和虚拟世界的区别,觉得虚拟世界就是真实世界,他就是世界的中心,是主角,是天命之子。换个说法,就是走火入魔了。” „Ha?” Li Xianyu face dumbfounded: „This operation.” “哈？”李羡鱼一脸懵逼:“还有这种操作。” „Yes, wants to realize the virtual world to play epoch-makingly, must join the imaginary array technique, the science and technology is insufficient, the metaphysics collect. Therefore psychic force awakened, will also lose even the slightest misstep in the illusion.” Thunder and Lightning Dharma King nods: „Cannot blame him, Long Aotian this child, before awakening, mediocre ordinary, is comparison self-closing otaku. All day has to do with two dimensions, was fantasizing there is a younger sister called Sora Kasugano, there is a wife called Yuno, has friends from childhood to call Mikasa. In his room is two dimension offices, holding the pillow is the animation peripheral. Such person, was quite separated from the real world.” “是的,想要划时代实现虚拟世界游戏,就得加入幻阵法术,科技不够,玄学来凑。所以精神力觉醒者,稍有不慎自己也会迷失在幻境中。”雷电法王点点头:“也不能怪他,龙傲天这孩子,觉醒前平庸普通,是个比较自闭的宅男。整天和二次元打交道,幻想着有个妹妹叫春日野穹,有个老婆叫由乃,有个青梅竹马叫三笠。他的房间里全是二次元手办,抱枕都是动漫周边。这样的人,本来就比较脱离现实世界的。” Li Xianyu: „......” 李羡鱼:“......” Arched? Has confirmed the hobby, is not a passer-by. 穹？确认过爱好,不是一路人。 Thunder and Lightning Dharma King continues saying: That script that „big boss writes arouses specially, is very rhythmic, the crisp point is crowded, is called «Battle Through The Heavens». Long Aotian constructs the virtual world time, cannot help but substitutes itself protagonist, henceforth was out of control, has an accident the same day, more than ten psychic force awakened came under the influence, only then several will were firm, worked loose forcefully from the virtual world oneself, others, then got sucked was individually uncorrectable.” 雷电法王继续道:“大老板写的那部剧本又特别撩人,节奏非常强,爽点密集,叫做《斗破天穹》。龙傲天构建虚拟世界的时候,不由自主的把自己代入主角,从此一发不可收拾,出事当天,十几名精神力觉醒者都受到了影响,只有几个心志坚定的,强行把自己从虚拟世界里挣脱出来,其他人,则深陷其中不可自拔。” Li Xianyu: „Emmm” 李羡鱼:“emmm” Originally is such matter, therefore „Young Girl Killer” was stranded in the illusion cannot come out. Fire Spitting Kid that on that day saw, although the person was rescued, but the sequela of illusion still, gathered illusion array that after all the Treasure's Lustre many psychic force experts built with joint forces. 原来是这么回事,所以说“少女杀手”被困在幻境中出不来了。那天看到的喷火娃,虽然人被救出来,但幻境的后遗症还在,毕竟是集合了宝泽众多精神力高手合力打造的幻阵。 „I said with you early,” the gate of hospital ward shoves open, Thunder Battle Lady and Vajra come, latter discrete is maintaining with the distance of woman, Thunder Battle Lady spits the mortise: „Long Aotian that fellow will is not firm, always stares at me to be mouth-watering, is lolicon, was selected the seduction unable to dominate. You appoint him, when develops group of team leaders.” “我早和你说了,”病房的门推开,雷霆战姬和金刚进来,后者谨慎的保持着与女人的距离,雷霆战姬吐槽道:“龙傲天那家伙心志不坚,老盯着我流口水,还是个luoli控,受点诱惑就把持不住。你偏偏委任他当开发组组长。” Li Xianyu visits them: „How you came.” 李羡鱼看着他们:“你俩怎么来了。” Thunder Battle Lady said: „Naturally is looks for San Wu, we prepare to go to the virtual world together, tries to hit while convenient again to awake Long Aotian.” 雷霆战姬道:“当然是来找三无的,我们准备一起去虚拟世界,顺便再试试能不能打醒龙傲天。” „Did not fear that falls into illusion array? The words saying how San Wu must rescue Young Girl Killer, she does not seem like psychic force awakened.” Li Xianyu cannot express: „Moreover San Wu can rescue the Young Girl Killer words, is can also on others?” “不怕陷入幻阵？话说三无要怎么救少女杀手,她好像不是精神力觉醒者吧。”李羡鱼表示不懂:“而且三无能救少女杀手的话,是不是也能就其他人？” Vajra explained: „As the saying goes demon is born from the mind, the illusion array essence is stranded in own heart knot and obsession, but two people can not be affected by the illusion, one type is being disillusioned with the mortal world heart such as monk of well, another a person who is the mind does not dye the dust clearly. San Wu can immunity spirit impact, she have a maiden's heart.” 金刚解释道:“俗话说魔由心生,幻阵的本质是把人困在自己的心结、执念中,但两种人可以不受幻境影响,一种是看破红尘心如古井的出家人,另一种是心灵澄澈不染尘埃的人。三无可以免疫这种精神冲击,她有一颗处女之心。” Li Xianyu: „Ha?” 李羡鱼:“哈？” Maiden's heart? 处女之心？ The non- maiden does not have the heart. 难道非处女就没有心么。 A Thunder Battle Lady whip leg in the past, spat: „Is virgin's heart ....., is the pure feelings, bastard.” 雷霆战姬一个鞭腿过去,啐道:“是处子之心.....呸,是赤子之心啊,混蛋。” Vajra avoids her big long leg, a face shuts out: „Do not bump me, was disgusting.” 金刚避开她的大长腿,一脸嫌弃:“你别碰我,恶心死了。” Thunder and Lightning Dharma King looks at Vajra, the look pities, „Young Girl Killer is psychic force awakened, although he was stranded in the virtual world, but was insufficient to lose the wisdom, therefore needed San Wu to go to save him to come out, other have gotten sucked are inescapably involved, San Wu did not have the means that whoever started the trouble should end it, only if awakened Long Aotian.” 雷电法王看着金刚,眼神怜悯,“少女杀手是精神力觉醒者,他虽说被困在虚拟世界中,但不至于失了智,所以需要三无进去救他出来,其他已经深陷不能自拔的,三无就没办法了,解铃还须系铃人,除非唤醒龙傲天。” Li Xianyu raises hand: „Dharma King Dharma King, I applied to experience.” 李羡鱼举手:“法王法王,我申请去见识一下。” „Good.” Slightly one hesitant, he then complied. “好吧。”略一犹豫,他便答应了。 „But I want first to eat meal, the belly starved to death.” He also said. “但我想先吃个饭,肚子饿死了。”他又说。 „The hour, quick returns most mostly quickly.” A Thunder and Lightning Dharma King swayed, he always gives favored treatment with specially generously to Li Xianyu, who makes the Li Family ancestor burn the skirt, that big shot Thunder and Lightning Dharma King does not dare to annoy. “最多半小时,快去快回。”雷电法王手一摆,他对李羡鱼总是特别优待和宽厚,谁让李家祖宗辣么屌的,那尊大佬雷电法王是不敢惹的。 Thunder Battle Lady and Vajra thought Li Xianyu ability is special, therefore Thunder and Lightning Dharma King so gives favored treatment. 雷霆战姬和金刚则觉得李羡鱼的异能特殊,所以雷电法王才如此优待。 Before the revolving restaurant looks for food, Li Xianyu first went to a restroom, only then the ICU has the independent restroom, otherwise obtains the corridor end to solve the physiological problem. 去旋转餐厅觅食前,李羡鱼先上了趟厕所,只有重症病房才有独立厕所,否则就得到走廊尽头去解决生理问题。 He met sick and wounded Li Bai in the public toilet entrance, his whole body is entangling white muslin, is leaning on the walking stick, three days have not taken a bath, the hair is greasy, benefits from the blood of Li Xianyu, and blood descendant physique, he transferred from the ICU. 他在公共厕所门口遇见了伤患李白,他浑身缠着白纱,拄着拐杖,三天没洗澡,头发油腻,得益于李羡鱼的血,以及血裔的体质,他从重症病房转出来了。 „Quite skillful, Li Bai senior.” Li Xianyu warm greeting. “好巧啊,李白前辈。”李羡鱼热情的打招呼。 Li Bai un. 李白嗯了一声。 Two people walk into the restroom shoulder to shoulder chatty, Li Xianyu him told the magnificent feat that own today maiden fights, said you taught my technique of exhaling qi as a sword thanks to the senior, otherwise I may beat dead to that American. 两人并肩走入厕所,李羡鱼叽叽歪歪的跟他说自己今天处女战的壮举,说多亏了前辈您教我的吐气为剑之术,否则我可给那个米国佬捶死了。 Stands before the urinal shoulder to shoulder, Li Xianyu pulled out the faucet, Li Bai looked at one, transfer nearby urinal silently. 并肩站在便池前,李羡鱼掏出水龙头,李白瞄了一眼,默默的移到旁边的便池。 Thinks, does not feel willing, Li Bai bellows: „A top of the head blue sky, foot treads the Yellow River both banks.” 想了想,觉得不甘心,李白大吼一声:“头顶一片青天,脚踏黄河两岸。” Comfortable of just Li Xianyu urine, suddenly frightening trembling. 李羡鱼尿的正舒服,冷不丁的给吓的一哆嗦。 The mental illness, the Yellow River your younger sister, you got angry knew. 神经病啊,黄河你妹啊,你上火了知道吗。 Li Bai provocation looks at Li Xianyu, that is the fighting poem that the big shot sends out fights the placard. 李白挑衅的看着李羡鱼,那是大佬发出的斗诗战帖。 Broken company everyone is not normal, always somewhat at sixes and sevens odd. 破公司每个人都不正常,总有些乱七八糟的怪癖。 Li Xianyu ponder moment: „Flies down straight 3000 chi (0.33 m), suspecting is Milky Way falls for nine days.” 李羡鱼沉思片刻:“飞流直下三千尺,疑是银河落九天。” Li Bai stares slightly, Ok, in the imposing manner were weak planned. 李白微微一愣,可以啊,气势上自己就弱了一筹。 Experts! 行家啊！ At this time, he has broken wind. 这时,他放了一个屁。 Li Bai hesitates for three seconds, the tone is forceful: „Yellow Dragon has the hole vigorous belt/bring rain, the angry fart eruption shakes the rectum.” 李白沉吟三秒,语气铿锵有力:“黄龙出洞疾带雨,怒屁爆发震肛肠。” Li Xianyu does not have the talk nonsense/fart thought that for a while the creativeness dries up, hesitation moment, sinking sound said: „On an iron rod highest heaven, sweeping immortal palace potential such as arrogant, can grow and shrink along with the intention, wants to compete with the God. A divine tool world changes, whole heaven's gods and buddhas completely low eyebrow. You come 48,000 years old, holds the innumerable small slender waists, on the Guanyin lotus has sat, Queen Mother sinks the waist, Nuwa small hand qia qia qia, Xuannu has escaped the waist delightedly.” 李羡鱼丝毫没有放屁的念头,一时才思枯竭,沉吟片刻,沉声道:“一根铁棒上九霄,扫荡仙宫势如骄,能大能小随心意,欲与天公试比高。神器一出天地变,漫天神佛尽低眉。尔来四万八千岁,捅过无数小纤腰,观音莲上坐,王母沉过腰,女娲小手拤拤拤,玄女欢喜脱裤腰。” Li Bai complexion one white, such as was struck by lightning. 李白脸色一白,如遭雷击。 Lost, lost. 输了,输了。 Lost collapsing completely. 输的一败涂地。 Li Xianyu shook shaking, receives the bird to enter the crotch, a face arrogant appearance, said: „Matter flicked the sleeve, deeply hides with.” 李羡鱼抖了抖,收鸟入裆,一脸倨傲的模样,道:“事了拂衣去,深藏身与名。” Turns head to walk. 扭头就走。 While the elevator to the top layer, one wolfs down, the revolving restaurant 24 hours supply, the thing is also delicious, has not asked for money. Catches up before agreeing on the time, is supporting the swollen belly, goes downstairs to directly soar 38 supply rooms. 乘电梯到顶层,一顿狼吞虎咽,旋转餐厅二十四小时供应,东西又好吃,还不要钱。赶在约定时间前,挺着鼓胀胀的肚子,下楼直奔38层器材室。 The elevator door opens, fair hair blue eyes Victoria is slim and graceful, the sex appeal is charming, two people hit. 电梯门打开,金发碧眼的维多利亚亭亭玉立,性感妩媚,两人撞了个正着。 A little awkward. 有点尴尬。 According to the style of Chinese, treated as at this time unemotionally did not know that is the approach of first choice. 按照中国人的风格,这时候面无表情当做不认识是首选的做法。 After Victoria is slightly silent, unfolds the face to smile toward him on own initiative, „eats meal, injury how?” 维多利亚微微沉默后,主动朝他展颜一笑,“上来吃饭啊,伤势怎么样？” What she said is English, the language is fast, Li Xianyu of language learner is startled, understands reluctantly, immediately shakes the head, said in the faltering English: „All right, the injury recovered.” 她说的是英语,语速快,非英语专业的李羡鱼一怔,勉强听懂,立刻摇头,用蹩脚的英语道:“没事,伤势痊愈了。” Victoria surprisedly: „Cure department?” 维多利亚惊奇不已:“治愈系？” The cure is ability is uncommon is not rare , there is nothing to conceal, what this/should concealment is his cure ability is also effective to the bystander, this is ordinary self-recovery ability does not have. 治愈系异能不常见也不罕见,没什么好隐瞒,该隐瞒的是他的治愈异能同样对外人管用,这是普通自愈异能不具备的。 Li Xianyu „un”, he was not quite happy, coming under attack of no reason at all, although he won finally, Ryder pitiful creature in the sewers capsizing achievement his unimportant person, but eventually was he by the unexpected misfortune. Thunder and Lightning Dharma King had not said how must help him want the justice, by our country to the bureaucrat under to the urogenous of common people, must sacrifice the unimportant person interests mostly, maintains dignity of both sides. This group of Americans are discuss offensive and defensive alliance. 李羡鱼“嗯”了一声,他心里不太痛快,无缘无故的挨顿打,虽说最后他胜利了,莱德可怜虫阴沟里翻船成就了他这个小人物,但终究是他遭了无妄之灾。雷电法王一直没说要怎么帮他讨回公道,以我国上至官僚下至百姓的尿性,多半是要牺牲小人物利益,来维持双方的体面。况且这群米国佬是来谈攻守同盟的。 The Victoria smile said: „Helps Ryder pack food, noon matter he is too rash, excuse me. He will accept the punishment, waits for the injury to restore similar that makes him apologize to you . Moreover, after with discussing of your firm, Super Power User Association will compensate you 100,000 US dollars medical services, I by individual fame, compensate your 100,000 US dollars again.” 维多利亚微笑道:“上来帮莱德打包食物,中午的事他太莽撞,不好意思。他本人会接受处分,等伤势恢复的差不多,就让他向你道歉,另外,经过与贵公司的商量,超能者协会将赔偿你十万美元的医疗费,我再以个人名气,补偿你十万美元。” Li Xianyu: 0 李羡鱼:0 200,000 US dollars?! 20万美元？！ Comes under attack can also have this good deed, I also work as what lawman, order that maintains. Boss your family lacks the sandbag, I responded. 挨顿打还能有这好事,我还当什么执法者,维护个屁的秩序。大佬你家缺沙袋吗,我来应聘了。 My milk, our Li Family turns over/stands up. 我的奶,咱们李家翻身啦。 What a pity Great Grandmother was not, lacked the share joyful person. 可惜祖奶奶不在,缺了个分享喜悦的人。 The company is really good, Dharma King is really good, Long live the motherland. 公司真好,法王真好,祖国万岁。 Li Xianyu smiling face gradually happy .gif 李羡鱼笑容渐渐幸福.gif Victoria nods to him with a smile, goes out of the elevator, made to ask him to enter the cage the hand signal. 维多利亚笑着对他点点头,走出电梯,做了个请他入轿厢的手势。 Li Xianyu then steps into the elevator, the gate of elevator closes slowly, he sees Victoria to enter the back of revolving restaurant, charming and sultry that the outstanding buttocks turn. 李羡鱼便踏入电梯,电梯的门缓缓关闭,他看见维多利亚进入旋转餐厅的背影,翘臀扭的风情万种。