The Li Xianyu morning awakens by noise by the teacher in charge and Guidance Office telephone, the people who conduct the educational work are very plucky, made dozens phone calls after continually, finally gives up, the teacher in charge edits a message to send, the general idea/careless is this matter has told the Li Xianyu parents, but they are in the overseas to be beyond control, hoping Li Xianyu can go to school. The school attaches great importance to this matter, if the Li Xianyu admitting mistakes attitude is good, the school meets the extenuatory mitigated punishment. 李羡鱼的早晨是被班主任和教导处电话吵醒的,搞教育工作的人都很有毅力,一连打了几十个电话后,终于放弃,班主任编辑一条短信发过来,大意是这件事已经告诉李羡鱼的父母,但他们身在国外鞭长莫及,希望李羡鱼能去学校一趟。学校对此事非常重视,如果李羡鱼认错态度良好,学校会酌情减轻处罚。 Li Xianyu is nipping the fried cake fruit, reads this message, Great Grandmother depends to come, is the tender soft body by him, „this wants you to return to the school to suffer the board?” 李羡鱼咬着煎饼果子,看完这条短信,身边的祖奶奶靠过来,娇软的身子挨着他,“这是要你回学校挨板子吗？” On her has the delicate fragrance of a Chinese honey locust and shampoo, naturally also one share green onion taste, the fried cake fruit adds the green onion is the feed way of Great Grandmother cherishing. 她身上有股皂角和洗发水的清香,当然也有一股子大葱味,煎饼果子加大葱是祖奶奶钟爱的进食方式。 „Said by the board words, before paternal grandmother you, went to school, hasn't expelled from school this view?” “只是挨板子的话就好说咯,奶奶你以前上学的时候,没有开除学籍这个说法？” „No, what Great Grandmother I read was family academy hall.” The Great Grandmother cheek helps the drum drum, unclear: „I read ten -year-old elder not to make me go to school.” “没有哦,祖奶奶我读的是家族塾堂。”祖奶奶腮帮鼓鼓,含糊不清:“我读到十岁长辈就不让我上学了。” „Listens to your tone is very as if regrettable?” “听你的语气似乎很遗憾？” „Un, the elders too took seriously me, endured ten years old to be willing to give up me. Otherwise my eight years old should not study, study painfully.” “嗯呐,长辈们太重视我了,熬到十岁才肯放弃我。不然我八岁就该不读书了,读书多痛苦。” „My father what school record?” “我爸什么学历？” „High school read off.” “高中读完了。” „Hasn't my father been admitted to a university?” “我爸没考上大学？” „Studies delays the cultivation, finished the high school I not to make him go to college.” “读书多耽误修炼,读完高中我就不让他上大学了。” „Great Grandmother, you, if trains me to be good since childhood. Deity family milk of our grandfather and grandson group one team of praising rivers and lakes, but also studies.” “祖奶奶,您要是从小培养我该多好。咱们祖孙俩组一队扬名江湖的神仙眷奶,还读什么书啊。” Wrangled, cell phone loud. 扯皮之间,手机又响了。 Comes the electricity person note: Father. 来电人备注:老爸。 „Your boy is up to mischief, is too many years has not punched you, was the skin itchy? I should not put you to go out initially to live alone, harm you with out of control of running away wild dog. You are waiting, I come back non- to kill you while still alive, in any case you are not the biological son.” “你小子搞什么鬼,是不是太多年没揍你,皮痒了？我当初就不该放你出去独居,害得你跟脱缰野狗似的一发不可收拾。你等着,我回来非活活打死你,反正你不是亲儿子。” Just connected the call, that side heard the angry roaring sound of foster father big voice. 刚接通电话,那边就传来养父大嗓门的怒吼声。 father scolded the son, perfectly justified. Li Xianyu is withstanding silently. 老子骂儿子,天经地义。李羡鱼默默承受着。 „You are waiting, I look for no one's place to scold you again,” that side broadcasts father's voice: „Wife, you do not urge, I must scold him is not possible.” “你等着,我找个没人的地方再骂你,”那边传来老爹的声音:“老婆啊,你别劝,我非要骂死他不可。” After the moment, the voice of foster father conveys, relaxed: „Your boy can, play the ladies' room to go with the girlfriend, is really the mentality decision outlet, compared with your father's young time will play.” 片刻后,养父的声音传来,语气轻松的一匹:“你小子可以啊,跟女朋友玩到女厕所去了,果然是思路决定出路,比你老子年轻的时候会玩。” „Mother not in?” Li Xianyu ill-humored asking. “妈不在？”李羡鱼没好气的问。 „She was irritated by you quickly, I can only certainly coordinate to scold. Eventually was too young, the restroom in dormitory was crowded, your did not look for the excrement. The teacher telephone projected on here to come, your mother's meaning is tonight returns to homeland, but I thought that this minor matter did not need completely, you found the way to handle. Going abroad one to be very expensive, the vacation is rarer, for your young devil gives up taking vacation is not cost-effective, here has the sunlight sand beach ocean waves cactus, may approve.” “她快被你气死了,我当然只能配合着骂一骂。终究还是太年轻了,宿舍的厕所人来人往的,你这不是找屎么。老师电话打到我这里来了,你妈的意思是今晚就回国,但我觉得这点小事完全没必要,你自己想办法搞定。出国一趟很贵的,假期更难得,为了你这个小赤佬放弃度假太不划算了,这里有阳光沙滩海浪仙人掌,可赞了。” Where you go to take vacation, grandmother's Penghu Bay. 你去哪里度假的,外婆的澎湖湾吗。 I really not one's own. 我果然不是亲生的。 However is just right for the Li Xianyu intent, he said: „Father, you could rest assured that I will handle.” 不过正合李羡鱼的意,他说:“爸,你放心,我自己会搞定的。” „Un, that is best.” The foster fathers said: „Was right, prepares for buckling living expenses psychology, your mother this time really got angry. I the stopper you will later not open the room charge in any case secretly.” “嗯,那就最好。”养父说:“啊对了,做好扣生活费的心理准备,你妈这次真的怒了。反正我以后不会偷偷塞你开房费了。” „Does not need, does not need.” Li Xianyu felt sad said, „was all right hangs.” “不需要了,不需要了。”李羡鱼心酸的说,“没事就挂了。” Makes the call, fast ate the fried cake fruit, Li Xianyu turns on the chat software, the chat software is brushed explodes. 打完电话,快速的啃完煎饼果子,李羡鱼打开聊天软件,聊天软件已经被人刷爆了。 Yang Guangtai: „fuck, reaches an agreement makes the single dog together, I in the bedding both hands achievement vainly hope , did you actually make one with the female schoolmate in the restroom?” 杨光泰:“卧槽,说好一起做单身狗的,我在被窝里双手成就自己梦想的时候,你却和女同学在厕所造人了？” Go away, said the single dog and single aristocrat are different. 滚,都说了单身狗和单身贵族是不一样的。 Huang Yicong: „Did you come to the school? How you have not come, you must be dismissed you to know. The school is discussing you.” 黄一聪:“你来学校了吗？你怎么还没来,你要被开除了你知道吗。全校都在谈论你。” Came to flog a corpse by you? My Li Xianyu good and evil is the dignified person. 来了被你们鞭尸吗？我李羡鱼好歹是体面人。 Zhao Yi: „Looks at the day, you may really play, I and girlfriend also want to try restroom play.” 赵易:“望天,你可真会玩,我和女朋友也想试试厕所play。” Words that does not mind, in addition my. 不介意的话,加我一个。 In addition, a Eight Trigrams (gossip) information of big group of relational not ripe friends, Li Xianyu is disinclined to look, will not reply. Emptied the news list. 此外,还有一大堆关系不熟的朋友的八卦信息,李羡鱼懒得看,更不会回答。清空了消息列表。 In the friend circle, was brushed the screen by his last night ladies' room magnificent feat. 朋友圈里,被他昨晚的女厕所壮举刷屏了。 What the heat degree is highest is the campus forum, today adds the post that the essence tops is his: 热度最高的还是校园论坛,今天加精置顶的帖子就是他的: Explosive, finance department male student and girlfriend caught in the act in the female dormitory public toilet, several hundred people surround 劲爆,金融系男生与女友在女宿舍公共厕所啪啪被当场抓住,数百人围观 Supplemented more than ten Li Xianyu short sleeves to wrap the head, in picture that the female student dormitory broke through a tight encirclement, as well as a video. 附带了十几张李羡鱼短袖包着头,在女生宿舍杀出重围的照片,以及一份视频。 Naturally must have him live not to have feature article photo that may the love. 当然也少不了他生无可恋的特写照。 Has the chart to have the truth. 有图有真相。 The reply quantity of post achieves astonishing more than 2000. 帖子的回复量达到惊人的两千多条。 „Words that did not remember incorrectly, that restroom night before last just deceased person.” “没记错的话,那个厕所前晚刚死人吧。” „Took the clothing/taking, will really play, was good to stimulate.” “服了服了,真会玩,好刺激。” „Wealth greatly all previous driving oxen to the fields to work person, expert all in finance department.” “财大历届出牛人,牛人全在金融系。” „How he enters the female student dormitory, is quite fearful, what to do if he starts to us, I must report to the police.” “他怎么进女生宿舍的,好可怕啊,万一他对我们下手怎么办,我要报警。” „School does not let the warning, wants to press.” “学校不让报警,想压下来。” „Li Xianyu I knew, has not thought is such person.” “李羡鱼我认识,没想到是这样的人。” „You do not know, Li Xianyu this person, dreadful dissolute very much, a lot of women showed off itself to rest in secret daily, full trash man.” “你是不知道,李羡鱼这个人,猥琐浪荡的很,私底下天天炫耀自己睡了多少多少女人,十足的渣男。” „Right, he added that the female students in our school do not have the brain, does not rest does not rest white/in vain.” “没错,他还说咱们学校的女生都是没脑子的,不睡白不睡。” „Bah, waste.” “呸,人渣。” „Feels that heroine on me ultra attractive.” “就我觉得那个女主角超漂亮的吗。” Li Xianyu puts down the cell phone silently, dismal, many years of hard study no one asked at heart, the becoming famous overnight world knowledge, this may should do, the school knew his Li Xianyu brilliance deeds. 李羡鱼默默放下手机,心里一片悲凉,十年寒窗无人问,一举成名天下知,这可如何是好,全校都知道他李咸鱼的光辉事迹了。 Moreover in commentary these virulent, fabricated slandering, looked is certain envies the male student who Envy hates to fabricate a rumor. 而且评论里那些恶毒之极,无中生有的诋毁,一看就是某些羡慕嫉妒恨的男生在造谣。 „I must leave school, this book I do not read.” He clenches teeth, dials the Thunder and Lightning Dharma King telephone: „Dharma King, you must be responsible for me, the company must be responsible for me, ying chirp .....” “我要退学,这书我不念了。”他咬了咬牙,拨通雷电法王的电话:“法王,你要对我负责,公司要对我负责啊,嘤嘤嘤.....” Li Xianyu sends to the forum post the Thunder and Lightning Dharma King cell phone, that side peaceful the moment, Thunder and Lightning Dharma King said: „This matter is because the duty causes, the company will be responsible for settling, all right, you go to school normally well.” 李羡鱼把论坛帖子发到雷电法王的手机上,那边安静了片刻,雷电法王道:“这件事是因为任务引起的,公司会负责善后,没事,你正常上学就好。” „You neglected a very important thing.” Li Xianyu serious say/way. “你是不是忽略了很重要的一个东西。”李羡鱼严肃道。 „Any thing.” Thunder and Lightning Dharma King asked back. “什么东西。”雷电法王反问。 „Reputation, my reputation.” Li Xianyu said: „I do not attach great importance to face-saving.” “名声呢,我的名声啊。”李羡鱼道:“我不要面子的吗。” Thunder and Lightning Dharma King is suddenly enlighted: „Daily looks at them to send your expression package in the group, I neglected you actually also to have reputation matter.” 雷电法王恍然大悟:“天天在群里看他们发你的表情包,我都忽略你其实也有名声这件事了。” Li Xianyu: „......” 李羡鱼:“......” Thunder and Lightning Dharma King: „But this matter we have no alternative, after all freedom of speech. Considered for the work makes the small sacrifice.” 雷电法王:“但这件事我们也无可奈何,毕竟言论自由嘛。就当是为工作做一点小小的牺牲吧。” Li Xianyu: „I leave school.” 李羡鱼:“那我还是退学吧。” Thunder and Lightning Dharma King: „You look at such line not, recently you can the school, even if later you can, the diploma we help you handle.” 雷电法王:“你看这样行不,最近你可以不去学校,哪怕以后你都可以不去,毕业证我们帮你搞定。” Li Xianyu: „If can come a mental damage compensation to be good again.” 李羡鱼:“如果能再来一笔精神损失费就好了。” Thunder and Lightning Dharma King: „I was busy, hang.” 雷电法王:“我忙,挂了。”