Similarly in wealth big male student dormitory, he by Zhang Mingyu frightening a pants crotch ..... excrement. Even now, Li Xianyu saddle horse barrel time, must once for a while lowering the head look that looked again ..... he looked the women do not have to look own cake is so frequent and earnest. 同样在财大的男生宿舍,他就被张明玉给吓的一裤裆的.....米田共。即便是现在,李羡鱼坐马桶的时候,也要时不时的低头看一眼再看一眼.....他看女人都没有看自己粑粑那么频繁和认真。 Since opens the front door of new world, the world in gate not to him friendly, Zhang Mingyu made him have the shadow to the toilet, pen spirit made him have the trauma to the public toilet at heart, Qingqing/green makes him to have the trauma, Great Grandmother makes him have the trauma to the woman. 自从打开新世界的大门,门里的世界就没对他友善过,张明玉让他对马桶产生了心里阴影,笔仙让他对公共厕所产生心理阴影,青青让他对啪啪产生心理阴影,祖奶奶让他对女人产生心理阴影。 Endured the silent and fearful five minutes, at midnight, Li Xianyu sat on the toilet cover, back very straight, the whole body muscle tied tight, on the alert corner in every inchs darkness, particularly under partition board. 熬过寂静又可怕的五分钟,午夜了,李羡鱼坐在马桶盖上,腰杆挺的笔直,浑身肌肉紧绷,警惕着黑暗中的每一寸角落,尤其是隔板下面。 Does not know that is lucky or unfortunate, pen spirit has not appeared, all are uneventful, in the restroom does not have the strange sound, in the darkness does not have the suspicious shadow. 不知是幸运还是不幸,笔仙并没有出现,一切都风平浪静,厕所里没有奇怪的动静,黑暗中没有可疑的阴影。 Perhaps she went out to hit wildly, tonight does not come back. 也许她出去打野了,今晚不回来。 Perhaps after killing the complete human, she has left. 也许杀完人后,她就已经离开了。 Li Xianyu flashes through all sorts of guesses at heart, is really the long stretch/leisurely one breath, does not use with the pen spirit upfront hard anus, without doubt is a prosperous absent-minded matter. 李羡鱼心里闪过种种猜测,委实是长舒一口气,不用和笔仙正面硬肛,无疑是件让人红红火火恍恍惚惚的事。 „I wait for some time again, it must not come, that did not blame me, the duty reported frankness that on I can write.” Li Xianyu lightens the phone screen, full of enthusiasm brushing „Ancient Monster” chat software. “我再等一段时间,它要还不来,那就不怪我了,任务报告上我可以写的光明磊落。”李羡鱼点亮手机屏幕,兴致勃勃的刷“古妖”聊天软件。 Has a look at big shot today to talk about what topic. 看看大佬们今天聊什么话题。 Is some meaningless chat group contents, the big shot as if usually in the task definition to them quite evades, occasionally said several can also select to stops, possibly is company has the duty rule of confidentiality. 都是些毫无意义的水群内容,大佬们似乎对他们平日里的任务内容颇为避讳,偶尔说几句也会点到即止,可能是公司方面有任务保密规则。 Li Xianyu also wants through their chat contents, to spy on the world that is unable to touch temporarily. 原本李羡鱼还想通过他们的聊天内容,窥探那个暂时无法触及的世界。 Do not look at these evil spirits, after dying, ultra ominous, but before the blood descendant big shot, probably is existence of any cat flatter dog. 别看这些厉鬼,死后超凶的,但在血裔大佬面前,大概是阿猫阿狗的存在。 San Wu and Great Grandmother had said resentful spirit is very low level wild strange, the god installs the large sizes to be disinclined to hit. 三无和祖奶奶都说过怨灵是很低级的野怪,神装大号们懒得打。 Then, is the blood descendant world, what kind of mammoth? 那么,血裔的世界,是怎样的波澜壮阔？ Walking Pile-driver: „Seniors, I in the wealth big female student dormitory, how I give everyone the live broadcast.” 行走的打桩机:“前辈们,我在财大女生宿舍,我给大家直播怎么样。” Fingering Like Taka Kato: „Mean and shameless, but if you want the live broadcast, I might as well have a look.” 指法酷似加藤鹰:“卑鄙无耻,但如果你非要直播的话,我不妨看看。” 【Medical Department Vice Department Head】 Li Shizhen: „Young correct path, wants the live broadcast the words, we do not have the means.” 【医疗部副部长】李时珍:“年纪轻轻不走正道,非要直播的话,我们也没办法。” Fire God: „Old man, although despises this behavior, but hands and feet long on you.” 火神:“老夫虽然不齿这种行为,但手脚长在你身上。” Li Bai: „Friend from distant place, delighted, has the live broadcast not to look that does not look white/in vain.” 李白:“朋友自远方来,不亦乐乎,有直播不看白不看。” Vajra: „Vomits” 金刚:“呕” Tongtong: „Anomaly.” 瞳瞳:“变态。” 【Archivist】 Mo Fei: „Tongtong, greater part of the night hasn't rested? Tomorrow will not go to school.” 【档案管理员】墨菲:“瞳瞳,大半夜的还没睡？明天不上学么。” Tongtong: „Must go to school, was a young boy in building had/left the traffic accident dead in the past few days, tonight he came back, looked for the eyeball to my room, stood visits me in the bedside, asked that I saw his eyeball. I drove out him, he lies on the window now visits me, his left eyeball did not have, the face was also rotten, done I cannot sleep.” 瞳瞳:“要上学的,就是楼上的一个小男孩前些天出车祸死了,今晚他回来了,到我屋子里找眼珠子,站在床边看着我,问我有没有看到他眼珠子。我把他赶出去了,他现在就趴在窗户上看着我,他左边眼珠子没了,脸也烂了,搞的我睡不着觉。” The young boy lies outside the window, the tattered faces, empty left Yankuang did not have the eyeball, is bleeding. Silently looks at the little girl in room ..... 小男孩趴在窗户外,有一张破烂的脸,空洞的左眼眶没了眼珠子,正流着血。默默的看着房间里的小女孩..... After the Li Xianyu brain made up this picture, hit to tremble slowly. 李羡鱼脑补了这个画面后,缓缓打了个寒颤。 Walking Pile-driver: „Seniors, I do not want live broadcast that I hide in the female student dormitory catch the ghost, wants the live broadcast to look to you.” 行走的打桩机:“前辈们,我不是要直播那个,我躲在女生宿舍抓鬼,要不要直播给你们看。” Li Bai: „Insipid.” 李白:“索然无味。” Fingering Like Taka Kato: „Does not look, go away.” 指法酷似加藤鹰:“不看,滚。” 【Medical Department Vice Department Head】 Li Shizhen: „Young people, mentality decision outlet.” 【医疗部副部长】李时珍:“年轻人,思路决定出路。” Fire God: „Old man was old, without the interest responds these dirty things.” 火神:“老夫年纪大了,没兴趣搭理这些乌七八糟的东西。” Walking Pile-driver: „I a little feared, the seniors have anything to cope with the resentful spirit mystique.” 行走的打桩机:“我有点怕,前辈们有什么对付怨灵的秘法吗。” Thunder Battle Lady: „resentful spirit copes to be very troublesome, we usually drive out by the strength of shock and awe courage vigor, lack the method of specifically aiming. Taoism and some Buddhism actually many mystiques, in the group have the Mount Mao Sect disciple, I help you call him ....., how the magical amulet Daoist immortal, did not draw back the group to change the waistcoat.” 雷霆战姬:“怨灵对付起来挺麻烦的,我们通常以血气之力震慑驱除,缺乏专门针对的手段。道家和佛门倒是有不少秘法,群里有茅山派的弟子,我帮你叫他.....诶,灵符真君怎么不在了,退群还是改马甲了。” 【Manager Archives Department】 Mo Fei: „In, him did not apply to adjust west Branch early last month, the human resources department agreed that later saw him to estimate difficultly.” 【档案部管理员】墨菲:“早不在了,上个月他申请调到相西分部,人事部同意了,以后再见到他估计难了。” Thunder Battle Lady: „In good condition why must go west, does not know many colleagues give all out wants to come to the headquarters to hold an office. 【Shock】” 雷霆战姬:“好端端的为什么要去相西啊,不知道多少同事挤破头的想来总部任职呢。【震惊】” Li Bai: „Battle Lady, he was sent together to be ominous six months ago corpse offending somebody, after coming back, writes the report to apply to assign to Jiangxi.” 李白:“战姬,他半年前被派到相西查一起凶尸伤人事件,回来后就写报告申请调往江溪。” Thunder Battle Lady: „Any reason.” 雷霆战姬:“什么原因呢。” Fingering Like Taka Kato: „This I know, he said harvested the love, but the opposite party is the unusual thing, can only remain west.” 指法酷似加藤鹰:“这个我知道,他说收获了爱情,但对方是非正常事物,只能留在相西。” Li Xianyu looks with great interest, the typing asked: „What is the unusual thing.” 李羡鱼看的津津有味,打字问道:“什么是非正常事物。” Thunder Battle Lady: „All things beside person.” 雷霆战姬:“人之外的一切事物。” Li Bai: „, No wonder I asked him at that time, he said that is the life-and-death friendship. This fellows and other Mount Mao daoist are different, is very gentle to the spirit body, will not meet with attractive female ghost , this good fortune in romance.” 李白:“啊,难怪我当时问他,他说是生死之交。这家伙和其他茅山道士不一样,对灵体特别温柔,不会是邂逅了漂亮女鬼吧,啧啧,这份艳福。” 【Manager Archives Department】 Mo Fei: „His is for the love.” 【档案部管理员】墨菲:“他这是为了爱情。” Tongtong: „Attractive female ghost, is good to envy.” 瞳瞳:“倩女幽魂么,好羡慕。” Vajra: „Having anything is good to envy, the woman is the bowel movement, female ghost is also the bowel movement. The magical amulet Daoist immortal brain watt, gave up the excellent future.” 金刚:“有什么好羡慕的,女人是大便,女鬼也是大便。灵符真君脑子瓦特了,放弃大好前程。” Several woman as well as loli in group, sent 【Shuts out】 Expression. 群里的几个女人以及一个luoli,发了个【嫌弃】的表情。 Fire God: „Old man suddenly feels „ life-and-death friendship” the connotation. ” 火神:“老夫突然觉得“生死之交”很内涵。” Thunder Battle Lady: „Eh .... A Fire God such saying, responded.” 雷霆战姬:“额....火神这么一说,才反应过来。” Others echo. 其他人纷纷附和。 Fire God sent one after another 【Frank】 The laughing expression, he felt himself, although was old, but the mentality is very young. The people and spirit bodies fall in love, is not the life-and-death friendship. 火神发了一连串【爽朗】大笑的表情,他觉得自己虽然年纪大了,但心态还很年轻。人和灵体相爱,可不就是生死之交嘛。 Walking Pile-driver: „Speaking of west, me remembers that catches up with the corpse person to be very famous. The magical amulet Daoist immortal handles ominous corpse offending somebody...... I to think that also has a connotation.” 行走的打桩机:“说到相西吧,我记得赶尸人很出名的。灵符真君去处理凶尸伤人事件......我觉得还有一个更内涵的。” Fire God: „Any connotation.” 火神:“什么内涵。” Walking Pile-driver: „Everyone has not thought that life-and-death friendship, can be annihilates the corpse?” 行走的打桩机:“各位就没想过,生死之交,也有可能是歼尸？” In group sudden was peaceful. 群里突然的安静了。 System prompt: Walking Pile-driver already by the manager Mo Fei silence three hours. 系统提示:行走的打桩机已被管理员墨菲禁言三小时。 Li Xianyu: „......” 李羡鱼:“......” All are the reasonable explanations, does the scientific analysis, why want silence I?! 一切都是合理的解释,科学的分析,为什么要禁言我？！ Peaceful, in the group the big shot complained. 安静过后,群里大佬们纷纷吐槽。 Li Bai: „Is this rookie a devil? Kicked.” 李白:“这个新人是魔鬼吗？还是踢了吧。” Fire God: „Li Bai said right.” 火神:“李白说得对。” Vajra: „Fire God this word is rational.” 金刚:“火神此言有理。” Fingering Like Taka Kato: „Kicked.” 指法酷似加藤鹰:“踢了踢了。” Thunder Battle Lady: „......” 雷霆战姬:“......” 【Archivist】 Mo Fei: „I even more determined, later his title was called the Li Shizhen skin.” 【档案管理员】墨菲:“我愈发确定,以后他的称号就叫李时珍的皮。” 【Medical Department Vice Department Head】 Li Shizhen: „You try.” 【医疗部副部长】李时珍:“你试试。” Li Xianyu is brushing vigorously, looks that various big shot types complained, did not know is the misconception, he felt that the surrounding air decreased temperature suddenly, the cold wind was intermittent, cool. 李羡鱼刷着起劲,看着大佬们各种吐槽,不知是不是错觉,他感觉周围的空气忽然降温了,阴风阵阵,凉飕飕的。 „Do you have the paper?” “你有纸吗？” Towering, a voice of woman resounds in the silent restroom. 突兀的,一个女人的声音在寂静的厕所里响起。 „I do not have the paper .....” the Li Xianyu subconscious reply, then sound board in throat. “我没纸.....”李羡鱼下意识的回答,然后声音卡在了喉咙里。 In the restroom does not have the bystander, only then he, who is the woman of speech? 厕所里没有外人,只有他,说话的女人是谁？ pen spirit came...... 笔仙来了...... Li Xianyu chrysanthemum one tight, can easily pinch-off the excrement that he operates the flashlight without enough time, the reverse phone screen, the glimmer photo goes, the present scene frightened to letting Li Xianyu is unable to breathe. 李羡鱼菊花一紧,能轻易夹断屎的那种,他来不及开电筒,反转手机屏幕,微光照去,眼前的景象惊悚到让李羡鱼无法呼吸。 Compartmented of next door, under the partition board, the hand of woman extends, the pale hand spread a lime probably, the black nail, it almost touched the foot of Li Xianyu bare. 隔壁的隔间,隔板下,有一只女人的手伸过来,惨白的手像是涂了一层石灰,黑色的指甲,它几乎触到了李羡鱼的脚裸。 But most makes him terrified, hand the face of side woman, the face and hand are the dislocations, as if the next door woman, squats, picks to place the ground the head, then extends the hand, asked that you said: Has the paper? 而最让他悚然的,手的旁边还有一张女人的脸,脸和手是错位的,仿佛隔壁有一个女人,蹲下来,把脑袋摘下来放在地上,然后又把手伸过来,问你说:有纸吗？ „You had the paper .....” woman Yin sad voice to say. “你有纸吗.....”女人阴恻恻的声音说。 The fluorescence of cell phone illuminates her face, the pale skin covered entirely the azure black blood vessel, the eyes did not have the pupil, only then infiltrated the white of the eye of person. 手机的荧光照亮她的脸,惨白的皮肤布满了青黑色的血管,双眼没有瞳仁,只有渗人的眼白。 Li Xianyu felt own whole body blood vessel froze, the brain pulled out, shivers is fishing out the national emblem from the pocket, handed in the hand of female ghost: „I do not have the paper, this .... Gives you.” 李羡鱼感觉自己浑身血管都冻住了,脑子一抽,颤抖着从兜里摸出国徽,递到女鬼的手上:“我没有纸,这个....给你。” female ghost has not as if bumped into unexpectedly some really people to oneself the thing, met subconsciously. 女鬼似乎也没碰到过竟然真有人给自己东西,下意识的接了。 In an instant, her hand like touching the heat iron, the light smoke braved. 刹那间,她的手就像触碰了烧红的烙铁,青烟直冒。 In the restroom resounded the sad and shrill squeal. 厕所里响起了凄厉的尖叫声。 Li Xianyu taking this opportunity, running away wild dog escapes compartmented, simultaneously shouts toward the cell phone: „She came out, she came out, San Wu saves a life......” 李羡鱼借此机会,脱缰野狗似的逃出隔间,同时朝手机喊道:“她出来了,她出来了,三无救命......” Voice side drop, the right foot was caught suddenly. 话音方落,右脚突然被人拽住。 The whole body is stiff, the blood cuns (2.5 cm) solidification of body, his complexion pallid turning head, female ghost does not know when held his foot bare, she lies on the ground, the body next beach dark red blood. Lifts to cover entirely the face of azure black blood vessel, is sad and shrill: „Without the paper, gives me your life .....” 浑身僵硬,身体的血液一寸寸凝固,他脸色煞白的回头,女鬼不知何时抓住了他的脚裸,她趴在地上,身下一滩殷红的鲜血。抬起布满青黑血管的脸庞,凄厉道:“没有纸,就把你的命给我.....” The meat on her face is rapid, the maggot comes up in great numbers and from all sides, the eyeball tumbles, the mouth drips the thick black blood. 她脸上的肉迅速腐烂,蛆虫横生,眼珠子滚落,嘴里淌出浓稠的黑血。 Under the dormitory, San Wu turns head at a loss, looks to hold down Great Grandmother of shoulder. 宿舍楼下,三无茫然回头,看着按住自己肩膀的祖奶奶。 Great Grandmother narrowed the eye: „Soldier is 30 seconds arrives in the battlefield!” 祖奶奶眯了眯眼:“小兵还是三十秒抵达战场！” San Wu: „???” 三无:“？？？” Great Grandmother sighed: „Does not make him experience the danger, how is the young brat willing to progress? Who special to the name that he gives, ruined my great-grandson's life standard.” 祖奶奶叹口气:“不让他多经历危险,小兔崽子怎么肯上进？谁特么给他取的名字,生生败坏了我曾孙的命格。” In the cell phone hears the Li Xianyu sad and shrill squeal. 手机里传来李羡鱼凄厉的尖叫声。