„Big boss said is very effective, when he enters blood descendant world initially, the ability is mean, is his wife gives his charm amulet. Afterward I joined Treasure's Lustre Group he to give to me to work as the gift on first meeting.” San Wu said: „But I cannot use, gives you.” “大老板说很管用,他初入血裔界时,能力低微,是他妻子送给他的护身符。后来我加入宝泽集团他送给我当见面礼。”三无说:“但我用不到,给你吧。” Li Xianyu is grasping the national emblem, only thinks that the destiny adds the body, from a common people transformation is 95 revering, Plane's Child. 李羡鱼握着国徽,只觉气运加身,从一介草民蜕变为九五之尊,位面之子。 His careful walked in the kitchen, living room, bedroom and balcony, the national emblem is icy cold, sign that has not felt hot. 他仔细的在厨房、客厅、卧室、阳台走了一圈,国徽冰凉,没有发烫的迹象。 He toward San Wu silent shaking the head, does not know that should rejoice disappointedly this/should. 他朝三无沉默的摇头,不知该庆幸还是该失望。 Returns to the living room, looks for the proprietress, the Li Xianyu proper face: „Your husband was the pressure is too big, causes to present the dysphrenia.” 返回客厅,找来老板娘,李羡鱼正经脸:“你丈夫是生活压力太大,导致出现了精神障碍。” Proprietresses: „Dysphrenia?” 老板娘:“精神障碍？” Li Xianyu had not explained, was speaks thoughtlessly a saying, continued saying: „Dreams of some people to break own leg, according to the psycho-analysis of patient, his is evading the work, perhaps feels the life to be unable to withstand the load, therefore leg broke to oneself „ did not need to work” such psychological suggestion. ” 李羡鱼没解释,就是随口一说,继续道:“梦见有人要打断自己的腿,根据患者的心理分析,他这是在逃避工作,或许是觉得生活不堪重负,于是给自己“腿断了就不用干活”这样的心理暗示。” Li Xianyu serious talking nonsense, but said is very reasonable, at least the proprietress feels reasonable, is heavyhearted: „What to do should that?” 李羡鱼一本正经的胡说八道,但说了还很有道理,至少老板娘觉得有道理,忧心忡忡道:“那该怎么办？” He makes the proprietress feel relieved, the spirit class disease, needs recuperates and taking medicine treatment for a long time. 他让老板娘放宽心,精神类疾病,需长时间调养和服药治疗。 „Having a matter is very curious.” Li Xianyu said: „How do you and your husband...... know?” “有件事很好奇。”李羡鱼道:“你和你老公……怎么认识的？” „This and his sickness relations?” The proprietresses replied actually: „I and he are the junior middle school schoolmate, after the marriage, came to Shanghai stock market to fight.” “这个和他的病有关系么？”老板娘照实回答:“我和他是初中同学,结婚后就来沪市打拼了。” „His sister......” “他妹妹……” „In the native place, Dr. Li, having anything is not right.” Proprietress in short supply say/way. “在老家,李医生,有什么不对吗。”老板娘紧张道。 Li Xianyu beckons with the hand, the heart said, was I guesses wrong? 李羡鱼摆摆手,心说,是我猜错了？ Why that must break his leg. 那为什么要打断他的腿。 Li Xianyu clapped on the fragrant shoulder of Great Grandmother: „Went back.” 李羡鱼拍了拍祖奶奶的香肩:“回去了。” Great Grandmother: „Makes me play one game again.” 祖奶奶:“让我再玩一局。” Plays your younger sister! 玩你妹！ He dragged away Great Grandmother forcefully, said goodbye to the proprietress, rode the elevator to leave. 他强行把祖奶奶拖走,告别了老板娘,乘坐电梯离开。 The mission requirements he verifies the event details in 24 hours, and solves. But the shop owner couple cannot provide the specially valuable clue. 任务要求他在24小时内查明事件详情,并解决。可店主夫妇没能提供特别有价值的线索。 The preliminary determination is my late father my late mother resentful spirit causes trouble, the reason is the son unfilial ..... always thought that was too arbitrary, where not right appearance. 初步判定是亡父亡母怨灵作祟,原因是儿子不孝.....总觉得太武断了,哪里不对劲的样子。 As an experience deficient rookie, the Li Xianyu first duty came across the difficult problem, feeling that is not a little able to start, Great Grandmother and senior not too credible appearance. 作为一个经验匮乏的新人,李羡鱼第一个任务就遇到了难题,有点无从下手的感觉,偏偏身边的祖奶奶和前辈都不太靠谱的样子。 This is only an insignificant small duty, rewards points 5 points, can exchange 5000 Yuan probably. 这只是一个微不足道的小任务,奖励积分五点,大概能兑换5000元人民币。 „Merely is a small duty, actually feeling good difficult appearance.” Li Xianyu thought, „I really suit put on the school desk to present the topic, hundred do not have uses is the students, how tests into the wealth greatly, theory expert, manual waste firewood.” “仅仅是个小任务,却感觉好难的样子。”李羡鱼心想,“我果然适合扑在课桌上做题,百无一用是书生,考上财大又怎样,理论达人,手工废柴。” „Clever grandson.” Great Grandmother whined shouted one. “乖孙。”祖奶奶嗲嗲的喊了一声。 „Game helmet does not buy absolutely, dies does not buy.” Li Xianyu says immediately. “游戏头盔绝对不买,死都不买。”李羡鱼立刻道。 Great Grandmother snort/hum, held his arm to make an effort to shake: „Buys buys, next month will pay out the wages to buy.” 祖奶奶哼了一声,抱着他胳膊使劲晃:“买嘛买嘛,下个月发工资就买。” Li Xianyu felt oneself and Great Grandmother status should exchange, has not seen 150-year-old Great Grandmother, hugs 20 years old of young tooth great-grandson to act like a spoiled brat. 李羡鱼觉得自己和祖奶奶的身份应该调换一下,没见过150多岁的祖奶奶,抱着二十岁幼齿曾孙撒娇的。 „You not think about it.” “你想都别想。” The Li Xianyu attitude is firm, Great Grandmother is helpless, being angry snort/hum, the foot kicks his calf. 李羡鱼态度坚决,祖奶奶无奈,生气的哼一声,脚丫子踢他小腿。 Great Grandmother: „That tonight eats the Thai cuisine.” 祖奶奶:“那今晚吃泰国菜。” It is not the Thai cuisine is too delicious, but is she has only eaten on the vegetable/dish of that slightly scale. 并不是泰国菜真的太好吃,而是她只吃过那种稍微上点档次的菜。 The Great Grandmother inexplicable letting person loves dearly, Li Xianyu thought, then shakes the head decisively: „Average per person 200-300, is too expensive, cannot eat.” 祖奶奶莫名的让人心疼呐,李羡鱼心想,然后果断摇头:“人均200-300,太贵,吃不起。” Great Grandmother: „San Wu is rich.” 祖奶奶:“三无有钱。” „You really feel all right, where has is not concerned about face.” On the Li Xianyu mouth is scolding, very much anticipates looks to San Wu: „San Wu you feel.” “你真好意思哦,哪有这么不要脸的。”李羡鱼嘴上骂着,很期待的看向三无:“三无你觉得呢。” San Wu hesitates: „I also thought that you are not concerned about face.” 三无沉吟沉吟:“我也觉得你们不要脸。” Great Grandmother gas channel/angrily said: „Waits for grandson pays out the wages to give back to you, mean-spirited Para.” 祖奶奶气道:“等我孙子发工资还给你,小气巴拉。” San Wu: „Is you must ask my opinion.” 三无:“是你们要问我意见。” Li Xianyu smiles awkwardly: „Eats yellow Men **, the S district does not do business today, can only eat brown sauce braised chicken.” 李羡鱼尴尬笑了笑:“还是吃黄焖**,今天S县不营业,只能吃黄焖鸡了。” My mistake, I should not ask an opinion of Human Form Taunting Machine. 我的错,我不该问一个人形嘲讽机的意见。 San Wu is calm: „Sorry, said the fact that you were not concerned about face incautiously. Although fact so, but I do not care about the wages, we eat.” 三无淡定道:“对不起,一不小心说出你们不要脸的事实。虽然事实如此,但我不在乎工资,我们去吃吧。” Li Xianyu covers the face: „Calculates that calculates, eats yellow Men **, this I invited.” 李羡鱼捂脸:“算啦算啦,吃黄焖**,这顿我请。” If did not consider that food green health problem, the brown sauce braised chicken flavor is good, but the menu type is unitary, is easy to be sick of eating, not suitable long time to visit. 如果不考虑食材的绿色健康问题,黄焖鸡味道还是不错的,只不过菜单种类单一,容易让人吃腻,不适合长时间光顾。 In the small shop, the Li Xianyu opposite sits two pit goods, Great Grandmother and San Wu table manners are not quite graceful, but attractive woman table manners even is not graceful, similarly is pleasant. 面积不大的店铺里,李羡鱼的对面坐着两个坑货,祖奶奶和三无的吃相不太优雅,但漂亮的女人吃相即便不优雅,同样赏心悦目。 Looks Great Grandmother that eats to the heart's content, the cheek helps the small cheek of drum drum, the shiny cherry small mouth, the beautiful clear pupil, Li Xianyu arises suddenly the wonderful idea, Great Grandmother this attractiveness, the sound light body is supple, works as the words of anchor, full that can definitely gain, then I when her manager, the grandfather and grandson make Host Tyrant jointly, forecasts the entertainment world, henceforth steps onto the life peak, does not need to worry for money. 看着大快朵颐的祖奶奶,腮帮鼓鼓的小脸蛋,油光发亮的樱桃小嘴,明媚清亮的眸子,李羡鱼突发奇思妙想,祖奶奶这份颜值,音轻体柔,去当主播的话,肯定能赚的盆满钵满,然后我就当她的经纪人,祖孙俩联手制霸主播界,展望娱乐圈,从此走上人生巅峰,再也不用为钱发愁。 The Arabia entertainment is not the Treasure's Lustre Group affiliated company, even does not need to be the anchor, applied to make a debut to the headquarters directly. But he only needs under the Great Grandmother place, when teases compared with the young lad, has the money of being able to all spend. 天方娱乐不就是宝泽集团旗下的公司么,甚至都不用当主播,直接向总部申请出道。而他只需要在祖奶奶座下当一名逗比童子,就有花不完的钱。 Great Grandmother spends the wasteful ruined family temper, felt only when the star or asked the local tyrant to support to satisfy her consumer demand. 祖奶奶花钱大手大脚的败家性子,感觉就只有当明星或者求土豪包养才能满足她的消费需求了。 But this idea was overruled by him quickly, Great Grandmother often said own past years was also the dignified person, was too dignified, therefore blood descendant world knew that her person were absolutely many. 但这个想法很快就被他否决,祖奶奶常说自己当年也是体面人,太体面了,所以血裔界认识她的人绝对不少。 Considering that the devil father once the hand cut the electric wire with the kitchen knife in the past, spark belt/bring lightning, heavy blood debts. Once Great Grandmother were recognized, the one who is hapless is he. 考虑到当年死鬼父亲曾经手拿菜刀砍电线,一路火花带闪电,血债累累。祖奶奶一旦被人认出来,倒霉的还是他。 „Looks at anything to look,” Great Grandmother keen detection to the vision that the great-grandson harbors evil intentions, is angry saying: „Always thought that harbors evil intentions.” “看什么看,”祖奶奶敏锐的察觉到曾孙不怀好意的目光,嗔道:“总觉得不怀好意。” „, Morning that pitiful my father dies, my small age must take over his mess, serves your grandfather's sister paternal grandmother.” Li Xianyu sighed. “诶,可怜我爸死的早,我小小年纪就要接手他的烂摊子,伺候你这个祖姑奶奶。”李羡鱼叹气。 „Is Great Grandmother.” She corrected said. “是祖奶奶。”她纠正说。 Li Xianyu said: „You are not surnamed Li, you are not marry into Li Family, should not call Great Grandmother.” 李羡鱼道:“你也姓李不是么,你又不是嫁入李家的,不应该叫祖奶奶。” „I, no matter, Great Grandmother listens to have the manner.” Great Grandmother said. “我不管,祖奶奶听着更有派头。”祖奶奶道。 „You happily good.” “你开心就好。” Great Grandmother puts down the chopsticks, stretches out the small hand racket the Li Xianyu shoulder: „First the emperor does not start an undertaking half, but middle course death of the emperor, Liu Shan, Great Grandmother I offers up one's life bravely, will assist like Zhuge military advisor your.” 祖奶奶放下筷子,伸出小手拍拍李羡鱼肩膀:“先帝创业未半而中道崩殂,小刘禅,祖奶奶我临危受命,会像诸葛军师那样辅助你的。” Li Xianyu supercilious look: „No, first emperor meets the coffin , to continue to start an undertaking.” 李羡鱼白眼:“别,先帝还是接棺而起,继续创业吧。” The grandfather and grandson were saying the words that does not have the nutrition, are having the cheap dinner of no nutrition, 祖孙俩说着没营养的话,吃着没什么营养的便宜晚餐, „Wū wū......” “呜呜呜……” Foot hears the sobbing sound, that hair messy and dirty Satsuma enters the shop lamely, squats in the Great Grandmother foot, pitch-black shining eye anxiously is looking at her. 脚边传来呜咽声,那只毛发脏乱的萨摩一瘸一拐的进店,蹲在祖奶奶脚边,乌黑发亮的眼睛巴巴的望着她。 Its whole body stain stained, the skin and bones, ask for the food the vision to be timid, hope. 它浑身污迹斑斑,瘦骨嶙峋,讨食的目光怯怯的,渴望的。 „Western dog.” Great Grandmother frowns, reveals the unhappy color, but still swept the ground the chicken bone on table altogether. “西洋犬。”祖奶奶蹙眉,露出不喜之色,但仍然把桌上的鸡骨头一股脑儿扫到地上。 Satsuma sobs, lowers the head to eat the food. 萨摩呜咽一声,低头啃食。 The shop owner aunt quick steps that the body puts on weight walk, handle Satsuma tramples flies half meter, scolded: „Dead distant point, smelly.” 身体发福的店主大妈疾步走来,一脚把萨摩踹飞半米,骂道:“死远点,臭的很。” Satsuma sends out the wail, even if the sad and shrill cry also appears the air/Qi to be insufficient, rolled two on the ground, fleeing to the wilderness lamely. 萨摩发出哀鸣,哪怕是凄厉的叫声也显得中气不足,在地上滚了两圈,一瘸一拐的落荒而逃。 Li Xianyu notices, it squatted under the tree of roadside, worn out is licking a moment ago the trampled place, is looking at the path front, motionless. 李羡鱼注意到,它又在路边的树下蹲了下来,有气无力的舔着刚才被踹的地方,然后望着道路前方,一动不动。 Its form is pitiful and lonely, is really a defeat dog. 它的身影又可怜又孤单,真是一条败犬。 With in a community, this dog Li Xianyu has seen many times, it probably is such image, either squats under the tree, either lying. 同在一个小区,这狗李羡鱼见过很多次,它好像一直都是这样的形象,要么蹲在树下,要么趴着。 This is a stray dog of very dwelling. 这是一只很宅的流浪狗。 If it diligent, is willing to dig up the food everywhere, will not become this appearance emaciated. 它要是勤奋点,肯四处扒食,就不会瘦弱成这副模样。 „Proprietress does not need like this.” Li Xianyu knits the brows to say. “老板娘没必要这样吧。”李羡鱼皱眉道。 „You do not know it repugnant, all day depends in the shop entrance, is dirty and smelly, many guests dislike it smelly not to come, the community property does not manage.” The proprietresses complained: „This dog does not know that what's the matter, has depended in the shop entrance does not walk. Frequently the bosses by next door S district was hit, cannot expel, special rigidity.” “你是不知道它有多讨厌,整天赖在店门口,又脏又臭,好些客人嫌它臭都不来了,小区物业也不管。”老板娘抱怨道:“这狗不知道怎么回事,一直赖在店门口不走。经常被隔壁S县的老板打,就是赶不走,特死性。” Li Xianyu said: „That is you are good-hearted, the proprietress is carefree and contented, had the bearing more than next door that goods, I did not like going to his home to eat meal, your here was more delicious.” 李羡鱼道:“那还是你心地善良,老板娘心宽体胖,比隔壁那货有气量多了,我就不爱去他家吃饭,你这里好吃多了。” San Wu said suddenly: „You said that the S district does not do business, today can only eat brown sauce braised chicken.” 三无冷不丁道:“你说S县不营业,今天只能吃黄焖鸡。” Air sudden peace. 空气突然的安静。 The proprietresses turned around silently. 老板娘默默转身走了。 Li Xianyu caresses the volume by the hand. 李羡鱼以手抚额。 „Finished eating the food we, or is defending in their main house gate?” The Li Xianyu ponder said: „And other dirty things come out, San Wu is responsible for solving.” “吃完饭我们要不在他们家门口守着？”李羡鱼沉思道:“等脏东西出来,三无负责解决。” Great Grandmother: „Does not have the dirty thing.” 祖奶奶:“没有脏东西。” Li Xianyu stares: „What?” 李羡鱼一愣:“什么？” The Great Grandmother small mouth gloss shines, eats while said: „In the family member does not have resentful spirit, I have not smelled in any case.” 祖奶奶小嘴油光发亮,边吃边道:“那家人里没有怨灵,反正我是没嗅到。” Li Xianyu deeply knits the brows, is it possible that is really only the shop owner has problems energetic? When first seven saw his my late mother, therefore oneself are indelib? 李羡鱼深深皱眉,莫非真的只是店主精神出问题？恰好头七时见了他亡母,所以自己先入为主？ Finished eating the food, after paying up, Li Xianyu wrapped up the chicken bone on table with the paper goods, carried over the gate, prepared to lose to that only defeats the dog. 吃完饭,结账后,李羡鱼用纸巾包住桌上的鸡骨头,带出门,准备丢给那只败犬。 Detected that some people approach, Satsuma immediately looks like, drew back startled several steps, seems like thinks that punches it, pitiful looks at Li Xianyu. 察觉到有人靠近,萨摩立刻看来,惊慌的退了几步,似乎是以为来揍它的,可怜巴巴的看着李羡鱼。 Li Xianyu squats down, throws into front of the bone it, Satsuma has a look at him, lowers the head to have a look at the bone, is smelling the nose, slowly close. 李羡鱼蹲下,把骨头抛到它面前,萨摩看看他,又低头看看骨头,嗅着鼻子,慢慢靠近。 „Western inexpensive dog.” Great Grandmother disdains to say. “西洋贱犬。”祖奶奶不屑道。 „Great Grandmother you made a mistake, this gadget is very expensive/noble.” Li Xianyu said. “祖奶奶你错了,这玩意儿还挺贵的。”李羡鱼道。 „Is the inexpensive dog, foreign foreign cannot withstand vulgarly, the appearance is ugly, the person the inexpensive natural dog is also inexpensive.” Great Grandmother speaks plausibly. “就是贱犬,洋夷粗俗不堪,容貌丑陋,人贱自然狗也贱。”祖奶奶振振有词。 Li Xianyu shrugs: „You came, my Qing dynasty has perished.” 李羡鱼耸耸肩:“你又来了,我大清已经亡了啊。” Great Grandmother said: „Qing dynasty, although perishes, but the nationality has not perished, the inheritance has not perished, my China is bounteous, outstanding people and magical soil.” 祖奶奶道:“大清虽亡,但民族没亡,传承没亡,我中华地大物博,人杰地灵。” The Li Xianyu silent moment, is a little suddenly sorrowful. 李羡鱼沉默片刻,突然有点悲哀。 Great Grandmother glares angrily at each other: „Is this only Western world dog you raises?” 祖奶奶怒目相视:“这只西洋犬是你养的？” Li Xianyu: „???” 李羡鱼:“？？？” Great Grandmother scolded: „Foreigner bombarded my Qing dynasty 100,000 li (0.5 km) landscape, killed and burnt plundering to stop at no evil, being filled with sufferers people have no means to make a living. Your this group of unfilial descendants, raise the foreign dog, having blind faith, is simply hateful. I dozens years ago regains consciousness, in addition does not see so many Western dogs, at the present has actually run rampant.” 祖奶奶呵斥道:“洋人炮轰我大清十万里江山,烧杀掠夺无恶不作,哀鸿遍野民不聊生。你们这群不肖子孙,饲养洋犬,崇洋媚外,简直可恶。我几十年前苏醒,尚且不见这么多西洋犬,而今却已泛滥成灾。” Li Xianyu: „......” 李羡鱼:“……” Great Grandmother: „You said that it is your family member, time that the foreigner kills your ancestor, worked as the whole family us.” 祖奶奶:“你说它是你家人,洋鬼子杀你祖先的时候,把咱们当一家人了吗。” Great Grandmother brain finally watt? 祖奶奶脑子终于瓦特了？ Said live is too long, dementia, remembers the native country falling to the enemy past events that finds it unbearable to recall? 还是说活的太久,精神错乱,又想起不堪回首的故国沦陷往事？ He looks to San Wu, actually discovered that the San Wu vision crosses his shoulder, is fixing the eyes on him behind somewhere. 他看向三无,却发现三无目光越过他的肩膀,紧盯着他身后某处。 „Are you, what you looking at?” Li Xianyu at heart one cold. “你,你在看什么？”李羡鱼心里一凛。 San Wu: „You have the thing behind.” 三无:“你身后有东西。” Her voice side drop, Li Xianyu thinks suddenly the eyes burn, stimulates the tear gland scalding hot, the tears gushes out. Meanwhile, the cold wind is intermittent, the back fine hair grips. 她话音方落,李羡鱼忽觉双眼一烫,灼热刺激泪腺,泪水涌出。与此同时,身后阴风阵阵,脊背汗毛扎起。