AF :: Volume #7

#641: to endanger


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The Kitchen Demon facial expression above stand sympathizes. 看台之上的厨魔们神情同情起来。 This bastard may be too ripe to this set, is very skilled in the method that the violation edge jumps repeatedly horizontally, through such way does not know that has done the mentalities of many opponents. 这个王八蛋可对这一套太熟了,十分精通在犯规边缘反复横跳的方法,通过这样的方式不知道搞过多少对手的心态。 Even demonstrates the opposite party companion offtracking picture at the showdown the despicable misdeeds. 甚至还有在对决的时候展示对方伴侣出轨照片的卑鄙劣迹。 For winning, this person can resort to all means. 为了赢,这种人可以不择手段。 Perhaps only pitifully, what relations can this method useful...... this have to other female players with my Huaihai Road Little Pig? 只可惜,这种方法或许对其他女性选手有用……可这又和我淮海路小佩奇有什么关系呢? Covers the thing of cup can it be that so inconveniencing? 罩杯岂是如此不便之物? Looks at you such weak tone, certainly is the virgin?” “瞧你这么软弱的口气,一定是处男吧?” Kaishi Motoko is shooting a look at his appearance, despicable sigh: Must know the shame, knows? Must know the shame! Except for the breast-feeding period, you really and have other females had the physical contact? If I if you, will certainly treasure each instance of this competition, after all, only then here, you can speak to other females.” 怀纸素子瞥着他的样子,鄙夷的叹息:“要知耻,知道么?要知耻!除了哺乳期,你真的和其他女性有过物理接触么?如果我要是你的话,就一定会珍惜这一场比赛的每一个瞬间,毕竟,也只有在这里,你才能跟其他女性说说话了。” Enrico's expression is invariable. 恩里科的表情不变。 Probably no one any vacillates such. 好像没有人任何动摇那样。 Is smiling: „, Some people had also said and your similar words...... the final output was really interesting, I started to expect.” 只是笑着:“啊,曾经也有人说过和你差不多的话……最后结果真是太有趣了,我开始期待了。” That quality feeling viscous laughter makes people particularly ill. 那种质感粘稠的笑声让人分外不适。 He put out a hand, twists the giant sauce pan following gas valve, lit the flame, the flame illuminated the even more strange smile: I have the premonition, then we can be together is very happy, very happy......” 他伸手,拧动了巨大煮锅下面的煤气阀门,点燃火焰,火光照亮了越发诡异的笑容:“我有预感,接下来我们一定会相处的很愉快,非常愉快……” „Didn't this chat?” “这就不聊啦?” Huai Shi curious asking: „ I also plan and you chat the sentimental history. The words saying, you did marry? Has the girlfriend? The boyfriends are also indifferent, I do not discriminate against people like you...... 槐诗好奇的问道:“我还打算和你聊聊感情史呢。话说,你结婚了吗?有女朋友吗?男朋友也无所谓啦,我不歧视你们这样的人…… We can exchange the sentimental history , should not be really sad, perhaps my might as well you. You looked, I do not have the girlfriend to the present, but from the elementary school to the university, some people with me vindicated that...... said, although they are very attractive, but I thought that is not quite appropriate. ” 我们可以交流一下感情史,真的,别难过,说不定我还不如你呢。你看,我到现在都没有女朋友,不过从小学到大学,都有人跟我表白……说真的,虽然她们都很好看,但我觉得不太合适。” Enrico's movement non-stop. 恩里科的动作不停。 The sauce pan following expression was slightly stiff flickered, at once, restores as usual. 只是煮锅后面的表情略微僵硬了一瞬,旋即,恢复如常。 But the disaster box case had been opened. 灾厄的匣子已经被打开了。 It is not he wants to close can close. 不是他想关上就能关上。 „, Right, did you see my employer?” “诶,对了,你看到我的雇主了吗?” Miss Kaishi depends upon on oneself ingredients stage, turn head, referred to vacant Maki: „ Is ultra cute? The blurry time of resting, with I hit the attendance time, probably the hamster, making one always want to poke her face...... to envy? This is my employer, my, my, does not have with your 10 cents relations, envied the envy to hate? 怀纸小姐依靠在自己的料理台上,回头,指了指茫然的真希:“是不是超可爱?睡的迷迷糊糊的时候,跟我打照顾的时候,像是仓鼠一样,让人总想去戳戳她的脸……羡慕吗?这是我的雇主,我的,我的,跟你一毛钱关系都没有,是不是羡慕嫉妒恨起来了? Your employer how? Attractive? Should not be male? 30? 40? Your taste is very heavy. Said that Yingzhou to you should be a good place, the abnormal degree of here society livestock is quite generally high, should you be able to find live together harmoniously? Mr. Enrico? How Mr. Enrico you did not speak...... I also to have a secret not to tell you. ” 你的雇主怎么样?漂亮么?该不会是男的吧?三十了?四十了?你口味很重啊。这么说起来瀛洲对你应该是个好地方,这里社畜的变态程度普遍都比较高,你应该能找到很多同好吧?恩里科先生?恩里科先生你怎么不说话啊……我还有个秘密没告诉你呢。” Later, do we want to find a place to go compared with the size?” “稍后,咱俩要不要找个地方去比个大小?” Saying, that woman pulls the hair, shows the beautiful and charming smile, then, said with the low and deep and hoarse male voice: Actually I am a transgender am coming!” 说着,那个女人挽起头发,露出姣好又妩媚的笑容,然后,用低沉又沙哑的男声说:“其实我是个变性人来着!” Dang an sharp sound. 咣当一声尖锐的声响。 Enrico's movement stagnates, the toolbox in hand almost fell on the table, looked up Huai Shi startled, dumbfounded. 恩里科的动作一滞,手里的工具箱几乎掉在了桌子上,愕然抬头看着槐诗,目瞪口呆。 The expression is twitching, splendid is unable to explain. 表情抽搐着,精彩的无法言喻。 Incessantly is he, at this moment, on the stand, Auditorium, the referee, Kitchen Demon, and even Maki wait/etc. stared in a big way the eye, unbelievable. 不止是他,此时此刻,看台上,观众席里,裁判、厨魔,乃至真希等瞪大了眼睛,难以置信。 Especially Maki, almost jumps from the chair, calls out in alarm makes noise. 尤其是真希,几乎从椅子上跳起来,惊叫出声。 Cracks a joke, should not be excited! The normal operation, sits down, sits down.” “开个玩笑而已,不要激动嘛!正常操作,都坐下,都坐下。” Miss Kaishi grins, smiled happily, the words restored the female voice. 怀纸小姐咧嘴,愉快的笑了起来,话语恢复了女声。 Teased is looking at carefully Enrico's appearance, opened the mouth to ask: But, I have a more explosive material to tell you, do you want to listen?” 如此戏谑的端详着恩里科的样子,开口问道:“不过,我还有更劲爆的猛料告诉你,你想不想听?” My his mother does not think! 我他妈一点都不想! Enrico's expression suddenly azure suddenly purple, then in innermost feelings vigilant is actually promoting rapidly. This woman, is a powerful enemy! He runs into the person to do the mentality for the first time in turn...... 恩里科的表情忽青忽紫,然后内心之中的警惕却在迅速提升。这个女人,是个强敌!他第一次遇到人能够反过来搞自己心态…… Moreover almost did successfully. 而且差点就搞成功了。 Moreover probably must intensify the effort. 而且好像还要加大力度。 In front of him, is in front of his, Kaishi Motoko is depending upon the parapet, hits to call with other female audience on auditorium. 就在他前面,当着他的面,怀纸素子依靠着栏杆,同观众席上的其他女性观众打起招呼来。 Has the bright smile, made the flowering branch that several observing big sister smiled fall in a few words randomly. 带着灿烂的笑容,三言两语就令那几位观战的大姐姐笑的花枝乱坠。 Obviously isotopic female, even attractive enough makes one have the envy and hostility, but has the inconceivable charm, is only several words times, everyone has become integrated with completely, even also harmonious reaching agreement goes to amusement park in the weekend. 明明同位女性,甚至漂亮的足够让人心生妒忌和敌意,可是却带着不可思议的魅力,只是几句话的功夫,大家就已经完全打成一片,甚至还融洽的相约周末去游乐园 The Chinese little elder sisters who observe hand over the name card time, very bold expression, oneself did not mind actually Miss Kaishi is the woman...... 还有来观战的华族小姐姐递名片的时候,十分大胆的表示,自己倒是不介意怀纸小姐是女人…… Ambiguous is pushing the eye to her. 暧昧的向她挤着眼睛。 Laughter shear such just like the blade, falls on Enrico's heart, making him almost soon split. 一道道笑声宛如刀割那样,落在恩里科的心上,令他几乎快要裂开了。 After may chat, Miss Kaishi also turns head, a face looks at him sincerely, probably is asking him: What kind of, such simple operation, I demonstrated that do you have the learned? 可偏偏聊完之后,怀纸小姐还回头,一脸诚恳的看着他,好像在问他:怎么样,这么简单的操作,我示范了一遍了,你有没有学会? His expression is twitching, takes back the line of sight, without speech. 他的表情抽搐着,收回视线,没有说话。 The Huai Shi smile even more ridiculed. 槐诗的笑容越发的嘲弄了起来。 The fools, the smelly younger brother, not good to compare this compared with what with the master...... when really in my «Crown of Silence» in black area disciple grade was a vegetarian to line ability? 傻逼了吧,臭弟弟,比什么不好跟爷比这个……真当我《寂静王冠》里黑区里的‘圣徒’段位的对线能力是吃素的么? But in Enrico's sauce pan, the water has started to boil. 而恩里科的煮锅中,水已经开始沸腾了。 Has saying that although despicable lower reaches, but the basic skills of this fellow got down many painstaking care, neat, rapid one big completes the colorful macaroni manufacture. 不得不说,虽然卑鄙下流,但这个家伙的基本功还是下了不少心血的,干脆利落,迅速的就将一大把五颜六色的通心粉制作完成。 After falling into the pot, the macaronis in these boiling water wriggled on the rapid tumbling. 当落入锅中之后,那些沸水中的通心粉就迅速的翻滚蠕动了起来。 Probably the snake is the same. 像是蛇一样。 Was full of the living creature same sense of reality. 充满了活物一样的质感。 Hides in evil intention with the infiltration of disaster silk threads, making the Huai Shi index finger move greatly, starts to expect. 隐藏在其中的恶意和灾厄丝丝缕缕的渗透出来,令槐诗食指大动,开始期待了起来。 Arrived the present, he had not started to ignite. 一直到现在,他都还没有开始点火。 Has decided that must visit prostitute to eat such several to say white/in vain again. 已经打定主意,要白嫖多吃上那么几顿再说了。 But, he suddenly anxious premonitions. 可紧接着,他忽然有一种不安的预感。 Because after the macaroni puts into the pot, Enrico's smile becomes even more strange. 因为就在通心粉下锅之后,恩里科的笑容就变得越发的诡异。 Lifts both hands, carried out from the giant toolbox had the traditional Eastern Xia drum that big cheese brick...... in the air to transmit the indistinct strange flavor, making Huai Shi start not to feel right. 抬起双手,从巨大的工具箱里搬出了足足有传统东夏鼓那么大的芝士砖……空气中传来隐约的奇怪味道,令槐诗开始感觉不对劲了起来。 That compared with the pot also big giant cheese brick, aura of probably intermittent life, has what live thing in inside......, comes, is one indescribable, odor! 那个比锅还大的巨大芝士砖里,好像有一阵阵生命的气息,有什么活的东西在里面……以及,迎面而来的,是一阵难以言喻的,恶臭! Hehe, this is the treasure that I hide away!” Enrico laughs: Miss Kaishi, specially, Sardinia specially-made cheese macaroni that you present!” “嘿嘿,这可是我秘藏的宝物啊!”恩里科大笑:“怀纸小姐,特别为你所呈现的,撒丁岛特制芝士通心粉!” Falls along with cutting of kitchen knife. 伴随着厨刀的斩落。 The outer covering of cheese brick was shivered. 芝士砖的外壳被敲碎了。 From crawls, is pinky thickness, lets the plump worm of person scalp tingles...... 从其中所爬出的,乃是一条条小拇指头粗细,让人头皮发麻的肥硕蠕虫…… Maggot. 蛆。 That is revolting maggots! 那都是一条条令人作呕的蛆! Live maggot cheese of Sardinia? Preservation what is so long is really rare.” Frat Mizil sighs with emotion suddenly, desirably enhances sound to remind slightly: Originally can make this a macaroni? But this makes the person internal organs activate the abnormal vegetable/dish also to steal a from other manpower......” “撒丁岛的活蛆乳酪?保存的这么久的真是罕见啊。”弗拉米基尔恍然的感慨,刻意的略微提高声音提醒道:“原来是要做这一道通心粉么?但这一道让人内脏活化畸形的菜也是从其他人手里偷来的吧……” Kitchen Demon ingredients from Rome area, the dark side of out-and-out ingredients. 来自罗马地区的厨魔料理,不折不扣的料理的黑暗面。 The unequalled vigor and vitality give the macaroni, the eaten person will welcome the distortion and solidification of internal organs in the tastiness of this odor. 将无与伦比的活力和生命力赋予通心粉,吃下去的人将在这恶臭的鲜美中迎来内脏的畸变和凝固。 Can say the incomparable terrifying. 可以说无比的恐怖。 But where...... Young Controller of Fate won't have cared about this to the Huai Shi slight lethality? 但对槐诗没有丝毫的杀伤力……少司命哪里会在乎这个? However, now Miss Kaishi Motoko face starts green. 不过,现在怀纸素子小姐的脸都开始绿了。 Disgusting! 恶心的! But real his mother enough! 可真他娘的够了! He to not eat the live maggot comes. 他可不是为了吃活蛆来的。 As if can see an own top of the head scarlet gigantic Guatemala character is sparkling! 仿佛能够看到自己头顶一个猩红硕大的‘危‘字正在闪耀! He where by this? 他哪里遭得住这个? Perhaps Kitchen Demon will not care about the material that attended , but besides the fierce man (Han) in certain certainly seeking livehood thorough wilderness, where the normal person can eat! 或许厨魔们不会在意料理的材料,可除了某些绝地求生深入荒野的猛汉之外,正常人哪里吃得下去啊! As long as Huai Shi is low regarding the lower limit of meals, was insufficient every day to carry Abyssal Botany to study any gadget to eat...... 槐诗但凡对于伙食的下限再低一点,也不至于每天端着深渊植物学研究啥玩意儿能吃了…… Let alone this, snail powder and Zheergen he also! 别说这个了,螺蛳粉和折耳根他也遭不住啊! Now Huai Shi realizes fear in the literal sense finally. 如今槐诗总算是体会到了字面意义上的害怕。 Trembling. 瑟瑟发抖。 Enrico does not have to think the appetizer that oneself prepare really has such big lethality. 就连恩里科都没有想到自己准备的开胃菜竟然有这么大的杀伤力。 The Kaishi Motoko expression twitched, wrote all over the resistance...... 怀纸素子的表情抽搐,写满了抗拒…… This thing, Huai Shi really does not dare to eat! 这东西,槐诗是真的不敢吃! But this is Culinary Demon Duel, so long as does not eat, he was equivalent admits defeat! 可这是厨魔对决,只要不吃,他就相当于认输了啊! Has a plan for the present, was only left over means...... 为今之计,只剩下了一个办法了…… Huai Shi made the only correct decision. 槐诗做出了唯一一个正确的决定。 That before his ingredients complete, first own ingredients completing! According to the rule, first passes on the vegetable/dish Kitchen Demon to make the opponent first eat own thing...... in other words, so long as first takes down this goods, then behind he did not need to fight with the live maggot! 那就是在他的料理做好之前,先把自己的料理给做好!根据规则,先传菜的厨魔就可以让对手先吃自己的东西……也就是说,只要将这货先放倒,那么后面他就不用去跟活蛆搏斗了! Luckily he before has also made a preparation- looked for Dragon Mountain Workshop to give the private lesson especially. 幸亏他在来之前还做过一点准备-特地去找了龙山坊开了小灶。 Pulls out the cell phone from the pocket with great speed. 火速从口袋里掏出手机。 On opening freshly is hot cookbook. 打开上面还新鲜热乎着的菜谱。 The secret from Tengu Mountain, is changing rapidly, downward...... then stops suddenly, this! 来自天狗山的秘传,迅速翻动着,向下……然后戛然而止,就这个了! Opens fire a pot at the terrifying extreme speed, then, Huai Shi put out a hand according to the pot cover. 以恐怖的极速开火架锅,然后,槐诗伸手按在了锅盖上。 Forging starts! 锻造开始! The Fire of Refining Metal ray spreads instantaneously, the endosmosis, covered cold water, making the water source welcome the ebullition at normal time a lot of times of speeds. 炼金之火的光芒瞬间扩散开来,向内渗透,笼罩了其中的凉水,令水源以正常时间千百倍的速度迎来了沸腾。 The short more than ten seconds, the water has boiled completely. 短短的十几秒钟,水就已经完全开了。 Under glare of the public eye, Huai Shi from the satchel, extracted...... vermicelli. 紧接着,就在众目睽睽之下,槐诗从挎包里,抽出了……一把挂面。 Right, vermicelli! 没错,挂面! In the Eastern Xia sales store is very common, ten dollars can buy big pile of vermicellis, even has not produced the date and date saved, standard " three without " products. 就是东夏的小卖部里十分常见的,十块钱可以买到一大堆的挂面,甚至没有生产日期和保存日期,标准的三无产品。 Meanwhile, is standard being unpalatable and is unable to attend. 同时,也是标准的难吃和无法料理。 Regarding Kitchen Demon, it can be said that is almost equal to the trash the useless material. 对于厨魔而言,可以说是几乎等同于垃圾的无用材料。 But now, is in front of everyone, Huai Shi that a vermicelli that may be called the waste threw into the pot, the chopsticks mixed rapidly. 可现在,就当着所有人的面,槐诗将那一把堪称废物的挂面丢进了锅里,筷子迅速搅动了起来。 Under Fire of Refining Metal and forges in addition of furnace to hold, the vermicelli on the softened dissipation fast, is seething in the water splash. 炼金之火和锻造熔炉的加持之下,挂面就飞快的软化散逸,在水花之中翻腾着。 Less than ten seconds, had been boiled thoroughly. 十秒钟不到,就已经彻底被被煮沸。 Chopsticks neat fishes, vermicelli crossed the ice piece and cold water, the waterlogging air dries, by the optional swayed in the bamboo plate, seeming like was quite actually neat. 筷子干脆利落的捞起,一把挂面过了冰块和冷水,沥水晾干,就被随意的摆在了竹盘中,看起来倒是颇为规整。 The blade of resentment and hate springs, Huai Shi transports/fortunes the blade like the wind, brushed to cut the scallion thread, ginger, horseradish instantaneously, then fished the bottle on nearby blending flavors plate, aimed at soy sauce one in dish but actually, cast into the seasoning randomly finally, stirring was even, pushed one group of black mustard in side. 怨憎之刃弹出,槐诗运刀如风,瞬间刷刷刷切好了葱丝、生姜、山葵,然后捞起了旁边的调味盘上的瓶子,对准碟子里的酱油一阵乱倒,最后撒入了调味料,搅拌均匀,挤了一团芥末在旁边。 Dipped the small dish to handle. 蘸碟就搞定了。 Had Huai Shi of leisure also to brandish a blade with the radish especially carves a in great disorder deteriorated house to pile in the vermicellis. 尤有余暇的槐诗还挥刀用萝卜雕了一个乱七八糟的破房子堆在挂面中间。 Be of great success! 大功告成! At this time, Enrico's macaroni did not even have a pot, without the live maggot cheese brick in conducted stirring with enough time, Huai Shi has pressed down passed on the vegetable/dish bell. 这时候,恩里科的通心粉甚至还没有出锅,也没有来得及活蛆芝士砖中进行搅拌,槐诗就已经按下了传菜铃。 Did this finish up? 这就完事儿了? In-court or off-court, everyone is staring Huai Shi ingredients on hand stunned, unbelievable. 场内场外,所有人错愕的瞪着槐诗手边的料理,难以置信。 This what? 这啥? Does the water cook the cold vermicelli? 水煮冷挂面? Huai Shi tilted the head, lit the cigarette of corners of the mouth, deeply after inspiring helped get over a shock, optional shot the cigarette ash, lifted the chin to Enrico: 槐诗歪头,点燃了嘴角的烟卷,深吸了一口气压压惊之后,随意的弹了弹烟灰,冲着恩里科抬了抬下巴: „- Specially-made Yingzhou Air-Cooled Soba Noodles, invited.” “-特制瀛洲风冷荞麦面,请了。” The life, will always have some force majeures and twists and turns. 人生啊,总是会有一些不可抗力和波折。 A reminder from sad person: Do not hide the pin money in beforehand payment for published piece card. 一个来自伤心人的提醒:千万别把私房钱藏在以前的稿费卡里。 And, will start the monthly ticket tomorrow double, everyone can throw when the time comes -by some weeping blood sad person 以及,明天开始月票双倍,大家到时候可以投了-by某个泣血的伤心人 ( This chapter ends) (本章完)
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