Jokes aside, is confused. 说真的,一头雾水。 The available range were too many. 可供选择的范围太多了。 As giving the resources incline of rookie teacher, teacher the arrangement of after fixed classroom the program, Huai Shi can the first batch choose, besides idle classroom, but can also borrow the spare hours of other classrooms to rent. 作为给新人教师的资源倾斜,在固定教室的老师的安排完了日程之后,槐诗是可以第一批进行选择的,除了空余教室之外,还能够借用其他教室的空余时间进行租借。 Naturally, the premise is the manager in opposite party classroom can agree. 当然,前提是对方教室的管理者能够同意。 In other words, so long as the glib lips of Huai Shi are agile enough, even can borrow the auditorium to collect the students...... 换而言之,只要槐诗的嘴皮子够利索,甚至能够借到大礼堂去募集生源…… But why? 但何必呢？ A Classical Music Appreciation elective course, and only then five school grades, are almost add the head, takes the auditorium to make this to call the waste resources. 一个古典音乐赏析的选修课,而且还只有五个学分,差不多就是个添头,拿着大礼堂做这个才叫浪费资源。 Now, over more than 40 classrooms to the Huai Shi choice, the size vary, but the position is all kinds, close to a point in the main building of school, far point even outside school. 现在,超过四十多个教室任由槐诗挑选,大小不一,而位置更是五花八门,接近一点的就在学院的主楼里去,远一点的甚至在学院外。 But big is big scary, can be used to perform the explosion test, small is small also only to sit 45 people, a blackboard cannot put down. 而大的大起来吓人,能够用来做爆炸试验,小的小起来也只能坐四五个人,连个黑板都放不下。 Huai Shi reads the dense and numerous forms, cannot bear scratch the head. 槐诗看着密密麻麻的表格,忍不住挠头。 It is not able to start. 无从下手。 Thinks after one next, he raised the head directly asked: „What do you have to suggest?” 想了一下之后,他抬头直接地问:“您有什么建议么？” That deputy director in school affairs place gawked, at once smiles: Is the young fellow, but also needs the old seniors to come to you to show a finger/refers of way. Ok, looked that passes through the gate in you on the share of making tea...... 校务处的那位副主任愣了一下,旋即笑了起来:到底是小伙子,还需要老前辈来给你指指路。行吧,看在你进门就泡茶的份儿…… He thinks, took up that pack of forms in Huai Shi, greatly flipping after slightly, pointed out several positions. 他想了想,拿起了槐诗手里的那一叠表格,大略的翻了翻之后,指出了几个位置。 „These are very appropriate.” He said: „In fact, the small scholartree you need to be worried is not the position of classroom, but is the curriculum is right.” “这几个都很合适。”他说:“实际上,小槐你需要担心的不是教室的位置,而是课程本身才对。” Huai Shi has not spoken, is only dedicated listening attentively. 槐诗没有说话,只是专注的倾听。 „Five school grades, elective course fair, in fact does not have the competitiveness. After all the school is trains Sublimator is lord, non- main force and lots of output artistic personnel, therefore, the elective course of this being hard application is in fact partial in embellishment-, if I have offending, please do not care.” “五个学分,选修课而言中规中矩,实际上并不具备竞争力。毕竟学校是培养升华者为主的,并不主力与大量输出艺术人才,因此,这种难以应用的选修课实际上都偏向于点缀-如果我的话有冒犯的话,请不要在意。” „Doesn't matter, you continue.” Huai Shi nods, at heart tranquil. “没关系,您继续。”槐诗颔首,心里平静的一匹。 Others said also right, toward good to say the art to keep aloof, but in fact in ordinary day will you have Current Realm to get down the Hell useful art? 人家说的也没错,往好了说艺术高高在上,但实际上平日里你出了现境下了地狱会用得上艺术么？ Besides the historians of archeological team, who also cares about this. 除了考古队的历史学家之外,谁还在乎这个啊。 A many study Abyss potable water filtration method compares credibly this. 多学一门深渊饮水过滤方法都比这靠谱。 Regarding most people, this gadget also molds the same temperament, the words that must use...... also really have no egg to use. 对于绝大多数人而言,这玩意儿也就陶冶一样情操,要用的话……还真没什么卵用。 „Compared with other elective courses, Classical Music Appreciation this curriculum does not have the direct competitiveness.” “和其他选修课相比,古典音乐赏析这种课程并不具备直接的竞争力。” After distinguishing Huai Shi is not angry, the deputy director continues saying: „ Therefore, must work hard in other places good- for example, if the schoolwork is more relaxed, the student who takes as an elective may be more, many studies are arduous, without the energy goes to other report complex elective course student associations first to consider this reason. 在分辨出槐诗并没有恼怒之后,副主任才继续说道:“因此,必须在其他的地方下功夫才行-比方说,如果课业轻松一些的话,选修的学生或许会多一些,很多学业繁重,没有精力去报其他复杂选修课的学生会首先考虑这个原因。 Wanted me saying that this was also the defect of school system, was difficult to solve very much. Therefore, in principle, the school opposed the teacher to cater to the desire of student, goes to the initiative reduced schoolwork, the small scholartree you are an rookie, do not spill this openings for the temporary students, this point must pay attention, the faculty working office has the account book. ” 要我说,这也是学校制度的缺失,很难解决。因此,从原则上来说,学校是反对老师为了迎合学生的欲求,去主动减少课业的,小槐你是新人,千万不要为了一时的生源而开了这个口子,这一点要注意,教研室可是有账本的。” Huai Shi nods earnestly, guaranteed oneself will not be derelict. 槐诗认真颔首,保证自己不会玩忽职守。 But from this point, the words of deputy director somewhat is also contradictory. Advised the Huai Shi reduction schoolwork, reminded him unable to reduce the schoolwork intentionally. 但从这一点上来看,副主任的话又有些矛盾。劝告槐诗减少课业,又提醒他不能故意减少课业。 But after again careful thinking, is not contradictory. 但再仔细思索之后,又并不矛盾。 Uphold eye that he understands clearly: „In other words, I must say with emphasis in the finite time in class, lets the students how many work even does not still have to grasp the knowledge node, right?” 他了然的抬起眼睛:“也就是说,我必须在课上的有限时间里将重点讲完,让学生们即便没多少作业也能够掌握知识点,对吧？” „Right.” “没错。” The deputy director is smiling nodding the head, is a promising young man: „But, is this to you, the most difficult point?” 副主任微笑着颔首,孺子可教:“不过,这对你而言,才是最难的一点吧？” Tells the truth, truly. 有一说一,确实。 Classical Music Appreciation is not a work of good solution. 古典音乐赏析不是一个好解决的活儿。 The sad happy of person and person does not pass, even if there is a music to take the bridge, but the feelings will actually be different. This is very normal, but this will also make the work of Huai Shi become troubles. 人和人的悲喜不通,哪怕有音乐作为桥梁,可感触却总是会有所不同。这很正常,但这又会令槐诗的工作变得麻烦起来。 As the art, the appreciation of classical music can the upper limit be very high, but, the lower limit is also very low. 作为艺术而言,古典音乐的赏析可以上限很高,但同时,下限也很低。 Grazes sheep also puts, words that but really must make carefully, will be very troublesome. 放羊也是放,但真要仔细做的话,就会十分麻烦。 Huai Shi starts to have a headache. 槐诗开始头疼起来。 „In addition, a small suggestion.” “除此之外,还有一个小建议。” The deputy director stopped, reminded: „If some extra things can Professor, the competitiveness be possibly stronger. Although the school did not advocate, so long as does not affect normal teaching, permits some student many study things.” 副主任停顿了一下,提醒道:“如果还有额外的一些东西可以教授的话,竞争力可能会强一些。学校虽然并不提倡,但只要不影响正常的授课,也是允许学生多学一些东西的。” Huai Shi gawked, at once suddenly. 槐诗愣了一下,旋即恍然。 Is this perhaps each immaterial elective course true key point? 这恐怕才是各个无关紧要的选修课真正的重点吧？ To win over the student, must put out the unique skill. Otherwise, how many scallions that also there are where comes to care about what classical art? 想要争取学生,就要拿出绝活儿来。否则的话,又有哪里来的几根葱会在乎什么古典艺术啊？ Instantaneously, he is suddenly enlighted, happy pats the knee, the nod. 瞬间,他恍然大悟,愉快的一拍膝盖,点头。 „Then the archives wrote.” “那么就文案写作好了。” His blasting said: The thief who „my archives write is good, the thief who breaks section broken slides, certainly has the worth doing very much! Although somewhat boasted, but this I have confidence very much.” 他震声说:“我文案写的贼好,断章断的贼溜,一定很有搞头！虽然有些自夸,但这个我还是很有把握的。” „?” “?” The deputy director has not responded, tilts the head looks at Huai Shi, does not understand his brain circuit transition. 副主任没反应过来,歪头看着槐诗,搞不明白他的脑回路转折。 „You look, present university student, somewhat to graduation time writes the paper not to make clear the form?” “你看,现在的大学生,有些到了毕业的时候写论文连格式都搞不清楚吧？” The Huai Shi delighted solution said: „If can communicate starts to write the learn/study ahead of schedule, will not present this matter . Moreover the archives write broadly and profoundly, this is not matter that the style good to solve-, if the official documents can write, reported that writes attractively, later after getting employed, wants to be promoted can also easy?” 槐诗眉飞色舞的解说道:“如果能沟通提早开始写学习的话,就不会出现这种事情,况且文案写作博大精深,这可不是什么文笔好就能解决的事情-如果公文写得好,报告写得漂亮,以后就业之后,想要升迁也可以容易一点吧？” ??? ？？？ The deputy director is looking at carefully front young people at a loss, felt that what issue he does have? 副主任茫然的端详着面前的年轻人,感觉他是不是有什么问题？ I am coming to see this? 我是来看着这个的吗？ „Only then this?” Asking that his some do not believe firmly. “只有这个么？”他有些不确信的问。 „What does that have?” “那还有什么？” Huai Shi looks at him at a loss: „The matter that sword and spear sword halberd, kills and torches and so on, how wants unable to teach in the university?” 槐诗茫然的看着他:“刀枪剑戟,杀人放火之类的事情,怎么想也不是能够在大学里教的吧？” The facial expression of deputy director is complex immediately: „I thought that what you possibly have to misunderstand to here......, but, allowing me to talk too much to ask one, what do you plan mainly to teach?” 副主任的神情顿时复杂起来:“我觉得你对我们这里可能有什么误会……不过,容我多嘴问一句,你打算主要教什么？” „Classical music, cello.” “古典音乐啊,大提琴啊。” The Huai Shi blasting replied: „Art is very wonderful!” 槐诗震声回答:“艺术很美妙的！” „......” “……” Ok 行吧 Looked that appearance where of his salt fish cannot understand own meaning, clearly cannot. 看他这个咸鱼的样子哪里是听不懂自己的意思,分明是不会了吧。 The deputy director quite shows solicitude for actually tolerantly: Can 18 years old teach a course in Ivory Tower, is young and promising. 副主任倒是颇为体恤宽容:能够十八岁在象牙之塔开课,就已经算是年轻有为了。 After all does the art. 毕竟是搞艺术的嘛。 His static waiting. 他静静的等待。 Until Huai Shi takes to begin a stroke, chose one in several classrooms that he recommends, signed own name. 直到槐诗拿起笔,在他推荐的几个教室之间选了一个,签下了自己的名字。 „Here.” He said, „rare position is convenient, classroom spacious......, moreover is also near from my family.” “就这里吧。”他说,“难得位置方便,教室宽敞……而且距离我家也近。” Why does not know, the deputy director always felt that last is the primary cause. 不知道为啥,副主任总感觉最后一个才是主要原因。 He lowers the head looked, could not bear hold breath a cold air/Qi. 他低头一看,忍不住倒吸了一口冷气。 Small brother your vision what's the matter? I removed so many wrong answers to you, you are accurate selects that worst option in the remaining options? 小老弟你这眼光是怎么回事儿？我都给你排除了那么多错误答案了,你是怎么精准的在剩下的选项里选中那个最糟糕的选项的？ This position, simply was the death group good! 这位置,简直是死亡组好么！ Since the left had been the recent years obviously the prosperous electricity study classroom, the right is dies loyal numerous and basic plate stable incomparable ‚the Border legal science’, but the directly opposite is the exploration and project of Abyss geography research classroom specialized...... 左边是近年以来越显兴旺的电气学教室,右边是死忠众多而且基本盘稳定无比的‘边境法学’,而正对面是深渊地理研究教室的勘探和工程专业…… In the building is the biology and first aid, downstairs are the fine arts study and sculpture system, in takes as an elective the most fiery Abyss photography and Hell philosophy classroom in this building. 楼上是生物学和急救,楼下是美术学和雕塑系,就连选修里最火热的深渊摄影和地狱哲学教室都在这一栋楼里。 What you do? 你这是搞什么？ Does? 作死么？ His doubt looked up Huai Shi: „Did you determine?” 他狐疑地抬头看了一眼槐诗:“你确定？” „Determination.” “确定吧。” Huai Shi shrugs, indifferent smiling of: „In any case is the minor elective course, I have not planned to be the teacher, how many can attract a person to listen to look also well?” 槐诗耸肩,无所谓的笑了笑:“反正是个辅修的选修课,我又没怎么打算做导师,多少能吸引一点人来听听看也不错吧？” He had not thought in any case actually many people will choose Classical Music Appreciation this class to do to major, cracking a joke, here is Ivory Tower, is not Vienna. 反正他倒是没觉得多少人会选择古典音乐赏析这种课做主修,开什么玩笑,这里是象牙之塔,又不是维也纳。 His curriculum is only responsible for appreciating and understanding, irresponsible Professor performance. 他的课程只负责赏析和了解,又不负责教授演奏。 In the final analysis, but takes as an elective. 归根结底,只是一门选修而已。 Clearly recognized that the reality is most important, do not make the naive plan, the road walks step by step, Ivory Tower is impossible to gather round itself to transfer. 认清现实才是最重要的,不要做过于天真的打算,路都是一步一步走的,象牙之塔又不可能围着自己转。 „Ok......” “行吧……” After looking at the choice of Huai Shi is so conservative, the deputy director is also understood that this young people humble mentality, does not know that should be appreciates or helpless. 在看着槐诗的选择如此保守之后,副主任也算是理解这个年轻人谦卑的心态了,不知道应该是赞赏还是无奈。 Are you so steady? 你怎么就这么稳呢？ So is young, how not to have the imposing manner that the young fellow dared to challenge? 还这么年轻,怎么就没有少年人敢打敢拼的气势了？ Final of work, he handed over a registration form of teacher. 工作的最后,他递上了一张教师的登记表格。 To Huai Shi. 给槐诗。 „Writes an synopsis.” “写一个简介吧。” The deputy director said: „Introduced oneself, the school will use in the propaganda, after the students looked, can know about the teacher.” 副主任说:“自我介绍,学校在宣传的时候会用,学生们看了之后也能够对老师有所了解。” „Emmmm......” “Emmmm……” Huai Shi takes to begin a stroke, thinks carefully, then takes pen in hand then to inscribe behind own name. 槐诗拿起笔,仔细想了想,然后提笔便在自己名字后面写上。 Male, 18 years old. 男,十八岁。 Finished, he raised the head to ask: „Sufficed?” 写完,他抬头问:“够了吗？” This special synopsis also too Jane/simple! 这特么简介也太简了吧！ „Detailed, has made what progress, has what personal history, has done what good person good matter, can write, has won any international award, writes.” “详细点,取得过什么成绩啊,有什么履历啊,做过什么好人好事儿啊,都可以写上去,拿过什么国际大奖啊,多写点。” The deputy director is reminding reluctantly, just carried the teacup to drink one, saw that the Huai Shi facial expression is strange. 副主任无奈的提醒着,刚端起茶杯喝了一口,就看到槐诗的神情古怪起来。 „What's wrong?” He asked that „, if not know how to write, above you can compare reference that others fill , should not be embarrassed, I heard that you didn't work in Astronomy Association? Inscribes.” “怎么了？”他问,“如果不知道怎么写的话,你可以对照上面别人填的参考一下,千万别不好意思,我听说你原来不是在天文会工作吗？写上呗。” His sincere encouragement said: „Young people have ability to have the skill to show!” 他语重心长的鼓励道:“年轻人有能力有本事就要彰显出来嘛！” „It is not......” “不是……” Huai Shi helpless scratching the head, is pointing in the book that line of blank spaces: „Here was too small, I cannot write.” 槐诗无奈的挠着头,指着本子上自己那一行空格:“这里太小了,我写不下。” „......” “……” The deputy director stares, at once laughs in spite of trying not. 副主任一愣,旋即失笑。 After all is the young people, blows to compel also one after another. 毕竟是年轻人啊,吹起逼来还一套一套的。 „You write, you write.” “你写,你写。” He is repressing laughter, magnanimous waving: „Insufficiently I take the paper to you again.” 他忍着笑,大度的挥手:“不够我再给你拿纸来。” „I may really write.” “那我可真写了啊。” Huai Shi half believing and half doubting looked at his one eyes, then, lifted begins a stroke, wrote a Astronomy Association Control Bureau Xinhai censorship officer. 槐诗将信将疑的看了他一眼,然后,抬起笔,写了一个天文会统辖局新海监查官。 The deputy director nods in side: Un, censors the officer 18-year-old, explained ability splendidly astonishing...... wait/etc? Control Bureau censorship officer? 副主任在旁边点头:嗯,18岁的监查官,说明能力出色惊人……等等？统辖局监查官？ „Did you determine?” “你确定？” He starts to feel where was not quite right: „Young fellow do not scribble!” 他开始感觉哪里不太对了:“小伙子你可不要乱写啊！”