„This what's the matter?” “这咋回事儿？” Huai Shi delay is turning front one pile of diplomas. 槐诗呆滞的翻着面前一堆毕业证。 Could not accept oneself university life not to start on the graduated reality. 接受不了自己大学生活还没开始就已经毕业的现实。 If this is cracks a joke on forget about it, may take the Astronomy Association jurisdiction to confirm later Huai Shi to discover that...... this is his mother all real...... 如果这是开玩笑就算了,可拿着天文会权限验证过之后槐诗才发现……这是他妈全都是真的…… Incessantly is this, waits for Chai Fei to send in the message, he knows, the magnificent scene that the 43 branch doctor 26 graduate students and 53 universities graduate has renewed in the personal history unexpectedly automatically...... 不止是这样,等柴菲发来短信,他才知道,自己四十三科博士二十六门研究生和五十三所大学毕业的壮观场景竟然已经自动更新进了履历里…… The eye winks, did oneself turn into the social person? 眼睛一眨,自己就变成社会人了？ „Does anything!” “搞什么啊！” Huai Shi puts out the telephone, dialed the telephone of Kyoto University directly, after the status that another knows Huai Shi, immediately changes players, then oneself that has not seen the teacher blasting told him: „Right, Huai Shi you have graduated! Aiya, recalled you just came Yingzhou time, seemed to be the same yesterday, really makes one be filled with emotion...... now you by so outstanding result graduation, as your teacher, I really with having glory!” 槐诗拿出电话来,直接拨通了京都大学的电话,另一头得知槐诗的身份之后,立刻就换了人,然后自己那位从来没见过的导师震声告诉他:“没错,槐诗君你已经毕业了！哎呀,回想你刚刚来瀛洲的时候,就好像昨天一般,真是让人感慨万千……如今你以如此优异的成绩毕业,作为你的老师,我实在与有荣焉！” I have not gone excessively! 我就没去过好么！ Big brother you who! Why especially appears we probably very ripe appearance! 大哥你谁啊！为什么特么的显得咱俩好像很熟的样子啊！ After saying, for fear that Huai Shi asked probably again is the same, hung immediately. 说完之后,就好像生怕槐诗再问一样,立马挂了。 Huai Shi knit the brows, changed into the number of America ivy university alliance, hit, then over six teachers seemed like the chorus same congratulated Huai Shi to graduate, then probably entrusted heritage such enthusiasm to hope that Huai Shi will be potential achievement in the future. 槐诗皱眉,换成了美洲常青藤高校联盟的号码,打过去,然后超过六个导师好像合唱一样的恭喜槐诗毕业,然后好像托付遗产那样热情期盼槐诗将来有所作为。 The telephone hung. 电话又挂了。 Silent. 寂静。 Long silence. 漫长的寂静。 Huai Shi is weeding out own hair, is unreadable: „What this does?” 槐诗薅着自己的头发,难以理解:“这是搞啥？” „What can also do? Frightens to you!” “还能搞啥？给你吓得啊！” Crow shows the whites of the eyes: „The Astronomy Association unlucky star, Jinling Beheading King, arrive at Judge that which explodes- suddenly must go to college, are you principal you did fear? Are you recruiting office you dare to receive?” 乌鸦翻了个白眼:“天文会的丧门星、金陵断头王,走到哪儿哪爆炸的审判者-忽然要上大学了,你是校长你怕不怕？你是招生办你敢收么？” „......” “……” Discovered suddenly oneself notorious Huai Shi has fallen into the delay unexpectedly. 骤然发现自己竟然已经恶名昭彰的槐诗陷入呆滞。 Probably saw that one group of panic-stricken teachers shrink behind the platform beckon with the hand toward oneself. 好像看到一群惊恐的老师缩在讲台后面朝着自己摆手。 Big brother, we have the matter to be open to discuss that...... you may not come to raise! 大哥,咱们有事儿好商量……你可千万别来昂！ „I cannot study!” Huai Shi is angry: „I can also explode the school!” “我就是去读个书而已！”槐诗大怒:“难道我还能把学校炸了么！” „Perhaps that may......” Crow pity looks at him: „ You looked, the elder sister I believes actually you have changed from bad to good, henceforth darkest before dawn......, but did others believe are different matter. “那可说不定呢……”乌鸦怜悯地看着他:“你看,姐姐我倒是相信你已经时来运转,从此否极泰来……但别人信不信就是另一回事儿了啊。 However, the style of this actually that fellow...... hahahaha...... ” 不过,这倒是那个家伙的风格啊……哈哈哈哈……” „Who?” Huai Shi smelled the flavor of conspiracy. “谁？”槐诗嗅到了阴谋的味道。 „Who can also be?” “还能是谁？” Crow takes pleasure in others' misfortunes laughs: „Naturally is your following immediate superior, the Ivory Tower principal, that old thing also really likes playing tricks on the person...... to look like him to favor you very much.” 乌鸦幸灾乐祸的大笑起来:“当然是你接下来的顶头上司,象牙之塔的校长啊,那个老东西还真是喜欢戏弄人啊……看来他很看好你哦。” „Where this special favored?” Huai Shi is incompetent. “这特么哪里看好了啊？”槐诗无能狂怒。 „Starts own personal connection, first even/including delivers you more than 50 diplomas, how to favor?” “发动自己的人脉,一连送你五十多本毕业证,怎么就不看好了？” Crow shakes the head the feeling: „That fellow can always to Lord righteousness- no, should say, most likes playing tricks on the talented person to be right. You have not come to deliver you such big gift parcel.” 乌鸦摇头感慨:“那个家伙从来都是才能至上主义者-不,应该说,最喜欢戏弄有才能的人才对。你还没来就送你这么大一个礼包。” „Favors.” “看好个屁啊。” Huai Shi is angry: „I even if today has not studied to be able on, jumps from here, I will not go to Ivory Tower!” 槐诗恼怒:“我今天就算是没有学可以上,就是从这里跳下去,我也不会去象牙之塔的！” „Listened to your such saying, I thought actually this matter was steady.” “听你这么一说,我倒是觉得这事儿稳了。” Crow indifferent spreads out the small wing: „But, this matter is you decided, cannot go to look at you, I instead thought that...... does not go perhaps is also a good deed, but you were not necessarily able to achieve wishes finally and that's the end.” 乌鸦无所谓的摊开小翅膀:“不过,这事儿本来就是你决定,去不去都看你,我反而觉得……不去说不定也是一件好事,但最后你未必能如愿以偿就是了。” Huai Shi sneers, „I do not believe me not to go, can he also tie up me?” 槐诗冷笑,“我就不信我不去了,他还能把我绑了？” At this moment , he was the reverse psychology of young fellow to get the winning side. 此刻,他心里,属于少年人的逆反心理占据了上风。 Always felt that broken place is not good, feared that is not the keenest struggle, after going, when tool person. 况且,总感觉那破地方不是什么善地,怕不是什么风口浪尖,一去了之后就当工具人了。 Huai Shi where has not known itself. 槐诗自己哪里还不知道自己。 Wish went to by oneself, does not appreciate own talent mostly. 想要让自己去,多半不是欣赏自己的才华。 But is the greedy own body. 而是馋自己的身子。 Too despicable! 太下贱了！ …… …… After this matter decides, he turn head hit to play, has not thought completely also had the matter probably. Until 6 : 30 pm time hears sound of cell phone. 这件事情拍板之后,他就回头去打游戏了,完全就没想起来自己好像还有事儿。直到晚上 6 点半的时候才听见手机的声音。 Three Fu Yi has not answered the telephone. 三个傅依的未接电话。 „Hey?” He takes up the cell phone to ask: „What matter?” “喂？”他拿起手机问:“啥事儿啊？” „Won't you have gone out?” “你不会还没出门吧？” The Fu Yi opens the mouth of telephone that head, making Huai Shi think forgetting anything finally. 电话那头的傅依一开口,让槐诗终于想起来自己把什么事儿给忘了。 „Hey? Tonight deserted/few Junqing has the disbanding food, don't you want to put the pigeon?” Is away from the telephone, Fu Yi can see salt fish of some paralyzed probably on sofa. “喂？今晚廖俊请吃散伙饭,你不会也想放鸽子吧？”隔着电话,傅依都好像能够看到某条瘫在沙发上的咸鱼。 „No!” Huai Shi jumps from the sofa, the blasting said: „I already on road! Five minutes!” “没有！”槐诗从沙发上跳起来,震声说:“我已经在路上了！五分钟就到！” „Five minutes you can go out well even.” “五分钟你能出了门就算好的了。” Fu Yi sighed: „Address my WeChat sent you, your speed a bit faster, otherwise me used up you unable to come the excuse, that may too be awkward.” 傅依叹息:“地址我微信发你了,你速度快点,否则我这边把借口用完了你都来不了,那可就太尴尬了。” „Said five minutes of five minutes.” “说五分钟就五分钟。” On the tread that Huai Shi is thrown into confusion the pants and shoes, in the hasty running up to kitchen after Uncle Fang has apologized, then lifts up own bicycle to run out of the front door. 槐诗手忙脚乱的蹬上裤子和鞋,急冲冲的跑到厨房里和房叔道过歉之后,便扛起自己的自行车冲出了大门。 Arrives at half to respond. 走到一半才反应过来。 It is not right. 不对啊。 I have the horse, why can ride the bicycle? 我有马的啊,为啥要骑自行车？ He carried the bicycle to clash, then saw in the backyard the fat horse that chewed the fodder lazily, started to speak but hesitated, stops the word to want, finally chose the bicycle...... 他扛着自行车又冲了回来,然后在后院里看到了那一匹懒洋洋嚼草料的肥马,欲言又止,止言又欲,最后还是选择了自行车…… This horse really must run, feared that did not want the myocardial infarction. 这马真要跑起来,怕不是要心肌梗塞了。 Then really must make it little eat. 回头真得让它少吃点。 …… …… After ten minutes, Huai Shi that the hurricane advances vigorously in people damn in look car lock on street, reorganizes the chaotic hair without enough time, crashed in the passenger compartment of hot pot. 十分钟之后,一路狂飙猛进的槐诗在一众人见了鬼的眼神中将车锁在马路上,来不及整理乱糟糟的头发,就冲进了火锅店的包间里。 The heat wave heads on. 热浪扑面而来。 „Excuse me, on the road trafficked jams.” Huai Shi smiles awkwardly, waves to hint the service person to add one tableware again. “不好意思,路上堵车了。”槐诗尴尬地笑了笑,挥手示意服务员再加一套餐具来。 On by wealthy and powerful family deserted/few handsome of head, outstanding Ling asked startled: „It is not right, Fu Yi did not say that you did catch cold to go to the hospital?” 上首的大户廖俊旁边,卓凌愕然问道:“不对啊,傅依不是说你感冒去医院了么？” „Yes, I take taxi from the hospital.” “是啊,我从医院打车过来的啊。” Huai Shi lies does not have the reply of blinking, opens the stool to sit, discovered that in the theater box the person have been filled, more than ten young people have prepared to start to eat. 槐诗撒谎不带眨眼的回答,拉开凳子坐下来,才发现包厢里人都已经坐满了,十几个年轻人都已经准备开始吃了。 Misses his one. 就差他一个。 Everyone is in the class also calculates schoolmate who is on very good terms-, except for Huai Shi. 大家都是班里还算交情不错的同学-嗯,除了槐诗。 Huai Shi is always approximate transparently in the class, no has the feeling, especially during high three entire, mysteriously appears and disappears the surface not to have reveal over several times, the friendship anything's basis to be far continually. 槐诗在班里从来都近似透明,没什么存在感,尤其高三整个期间神出鬼没连面都没露过几次,交情什么的根本谈不上。 He was drawn by Fu Yi. 他是被傅依拉过来的。 Saw that he is late such for a long time, deserted/few handsome somewhat discontented knitting the brows head of treating, but without said anything, but nearby outstanding Ling takes up a minute/share of drinking vessel on table directly, in front of the small cup to Huai Shi fills to the brim. 眼看着他迟到这么久,请客的廖俊有些不满的皱了皱眉头,但没多说什么,但旁边的卓凌就直接拿起桌子上的分酒器,给槐诗面前的小杯倒满。 „Your one person are late, doing everyone and others are you long, how punish your three cups?” Asking that outstanding Ling smiles: „Words that cannot drink, I help you trade the drink is also good.” “你一个人迟到,搞得大家等你这么久,罚你三杯怎么样？”卓凌笑眯眯的问:“喝不惯的话,我帮你换饮料也行。” Everyone's line of sight looks, saw Fu Yi wants to speak, the miss who side watches the fun first says: „Or first eats the pad pad, the empty stomach drinks to be bad for the stomach.” 所有人的视线都看过来,眼看着傅依想要说话,旁边看热闹的姑娘先开口说道:“要不先吃点垫垫吧,空腹喝酒伤胃。” Huai Shi does not mind to lose face actually, in a line of sight of people, smiles, indifferent beckoning with the hand: „Actually must be able to trade the Cola is also good, was a little happen to thirsty.” 槐诗倒是不介意丢不丢面子,在一众人的视线里,也只是笑了笑,无所谓的摆手:“其实要能换可乐也行,正好有点口渴了。” „Hey, Huai Shi are you good?” “喂,槐诗你行不行啊？” Does not wait for others to create a disturbance, Fu Yi first shows the whites of the eyes unexpectedly, making others stare 不等别人起哄,傅依竟然先翻了个白眼,令其他人都愣了一下 Does not break through to him, instead urged: „, Drank simply quickly, I starved to death.” 并不给他解围,反而催促了起来:“干脆点,赶快喝了,我都饿死了。” „Ok.” “行吧。” Helpless Huai Shi shakes the head, wants to take a minute/share of drinking vessel, actually saw that the Fu Yi direct stopper one bottle came, but also threw in a teacup. 槐诗无奈摇头,想要去拿分酒器,却看到傅依直接塞了一瓶过来,还附赠了一个茶杯。 „......” “……” This even/including outstanding Ling was startled time: Does the eldest sister you make? 这一次连卓凌都惊了:大姐你闹呢？ These three cups got down nearly one jin (0.5 kg)! 这三杯下去都快一斤了！ How did he offend you such entire he? 他怎么得罪你了你这么整他？ „Suffices?” Fu Yi also dislikes probably is not very same: „The considering too small words, I change a bowl to you.” “够么？”傅依好像还嫌不够一样:“嫌小的话,我给你换个碗来。” Huai Shi twists off the bottle to smell, the nod said: „Also ok, the number of degree is not high, that changes a bowl.” 槐诗拧开瓶子闻了闻,点头说:“还行,度数不算高,那就换个碗吧。” outstanding Ling pledged, if on beverage bottle that number is not 65, oneself dug out the eyeball, when the light bulb stepped on. 卓凌发誓,要是酒瓶子上那个数字不是65,自己就把眼珠子抠了当灯泡踩了。 Is preparing to advise, but saw that Huai Shi installed to compel to become addicted, instead was secretly angry. 正准备劝阻,但眼看槐诗装逼上瘾了,反而暗暗恼怒起来。 Everyone is schoolmate, if Huai Shi you admitted defeat a bonus, can compel you to drink? 大家都是同学一场,要是槐诗你服软告个饶,难道还能强逼着你喝酒？ But saw that now Huai Shi you urge my appearance quickly, he instead decides, both hands thoughts, did not urge. Instead blocks the person who other must urge. 但眼看着如今槐诗一副你们赶快来劝我的样子,他反而打定主意,双手抱怀,不劝了。反而拦住其他要劝的人。 He must have a look but actually, today no one is urging, but actually what to do Huai Shi must. 他倒要看看,今天没有人劝着,槐诗倒要怎么办。 The answer is, Huai Shi drank these three bowls. 答案是,槐诗把这三碗都喝了。 Entire one bottle, one -and-a-half jin (0.5 kg). 整整一瓶,一斤半。 Just like drinking water, is pouring into the mouth, disappears. 跟喝水一样,刺溜着倒进嘴里,不见了。 outstanding Ling picked the eyeglasses, scratched, takes, collects has looked at carefully that three spatial bowl carefully, probably damn is the same. 卓凌把眼镜摘了,重新擦了一遍,又带上,凑过仔细端详那三个空碗,好像见了鬼一样。 Huai Shi throws one to smile. 槐诗扑哧一声笑出来。 „Is the water, frightened?” He happily beckons with the hand: „Was late, gives a performance to everyone, everyone should not be offended, words saying that...... can eat?” “都是水,吓到了吧？”他得意地摆了摆手:“迟到了,给大家表演一个节目,大家不要见怪,话说……能吃了吗？” Saying, refers to boiled red pot, you do not fish I may first start the appearance. 说着,指了指沸腾了的红锅,一副你们不捞我可就先下手了的样子。 The atmosphere that on the table just got down coldly lived it up immediately again, the small obstruction vanishes without the trace. Originally does not have the big matter, everyone everyone's interest shifted to above how Huai Shi this magic changed comes. 餐桌上刚刚冷下去的气氛顿时再次热闹了起来,一点小小的芥蒂消失无踪。况且,本来就没多大的事儿的,大家所有人的兴趣都转移到槐诗这个魔术怎么变的上面来了。 Huai Shi fishes the meat in the pot crazily, while beckons with the hand unclearly: „The skill of eating meal, explained after being clear, I will play again do not work...... I to teach everyone the mouth to swallow the big treasured sword to be good next time, this will also be my unique skill.” 槐诗一边疯狂在锅里捞肉,一边含糊不清地摆手:“吃饭的本事,解释清楚以后我再玩就不灵了……下次我教大家口吞大宝剑好了,这个也是我的绝活儿。” In many laughter, only then outstanding Ling lowers the head halfly believing and half doubting, looks under the table near the Huai Shi foot marine. 在诸多笑声里,只有卓凌将信将疑地低着头,看着桌子下面槐诗脚边的空瓶。 Actually did not make clear to have anything. 搞不清楚究竟发生了啥。 But this special was drunk absolutely up? 但这特么绝对是被喝光了吧？ …… …… Some rare people treat, Huai Shi lets loose simply eats. 难得有人请客,槐诗干脆放开吃。 Sublimator ate the hot pot really to have the advantage, that at least the meat ripe first fished absolutely. 升华者吃火锅实在太有优势了,最起码肉熟了绝对是最先捞上来的那个。 He decided to be the invisible man who eats meal earnestly. 原本他打定主意过来做个埋头吃饭的隐形人。 May eat is eating, the feeling atmosphere is not right...... 可吃着吃着,却感觉气氛不对了起来…… A heart sinks to the valley gradually. 一颗心渐渐沉入谷底。 Bad. 坏了。 They started to chat the notice, what to do? 他们开始聊通知书了,怎么办？