„ Name? „ “姓名？“ „Huai Shi.” “槐诗。” „Age?” “年龄？” „17.” “17。” „Sex?” “性别？” „......” “……” In a solemn and respectful silent office, the Huai Shi paralysis on the chair, cannot bear the sigh: „I said that old Fu, you put in order these gaudy useful each time.” 一片肃穆寂静的办公室里,槐诗瘫在椅子上面,忍不住叹息:“我说老傅啊,你每次整这些花里胡哨的有啥用啊。” ! 啪！ The desk following man gets angry to pat the table: „Whom you called old Fu!” 办公桌后面的男人怒而拍桌:“你叫谁老傅呢！” Huai Shi hey however smiles, happily turns upwards to draw back: „Our present even level, I am not called your Fu, did I ask your Uncle Fu you to feel appropriate? Even the Astronomy Association small advantage wants to occupy, you were excessive!” 槐诗嘿然一笑,得意地翘起退来:“咱俩现在平级,我不叫你老傅,我叫你傅叔叔你觉得合适么？连天文会的便宜都想占,你过分了吧！” „You also know oneself are the Astronomy Association supervisory officer!” “你还知道自己是天文会的监察官啊！” old Fu got angry, pulls out thick one pack of documents to pat from the cabinet in front of Huai Shi: „This month monthly report, the weekly report, the following quarterly report, us has conformed, urges, urged your 100,000 times, character has not seen you to write! You work actually quickly!” 老傅更怒了,从柜子里掏出厚厚一叠的文书拍在槐诗面前:“这个月的月报,周报,还有接下来的季度报告,我们这边都已经整合完了,催催催,催你十万次了,一个字儿都没见着你写！你倒是赶快干活儿啊！” „My Carvin was not good!” “我卡文了不行吗！” Huai Shi refuted righteously: „Moreover hasn't cut off? Even if were the end of the month, before less than 12 point(s) , was not drags!” 槐诗理直气壮地反驳:“况且不是还没截止么？哪怕是月底了,十二点之前不到,就不算拖！” Does not know completely face where somebody said that but also exhibited one ‚our Astronomy Association conduct, with must to others explain’ the appearance, making old Fu's tooth be about to bite. 完全不知道脸在哪儿的某人说完,还摆出了一副‘我们天文会行事,和需向他人解释’的样子,让老傅的牙都快咬碎了。 Since this young bastard becomes the supervisory officer, but ends the calf thoroughly. 自从这小王八蛋当上监察官之后,可算是彻底完犊子了。 Proper matter is not dry, starts to catch a fish by hand to work as the wage thief crazily, you said that works as the wage thief on forget about it, in any case what takes is the Astronomy Association money, may be unable to support also the big bunch of action document and Current Realm maintenance work needs to supervise the officer to participate! 正经事儿一件不干,开始疯狂摸鱼当薪水小偷,你说当薪水小偷就算了,反正拿的是天文会的钱,可架不住还有一大堆行动文件和现境维护工作是需要监察官参与的啊！ The fish of this bastard has traced from Astronomy Association to Social Security Bureau, this makes Department Head Fu who in the eye never rubs the sand start the air/Qi to result in the tooth to be itchy. 这王八蛋的鱼已经从天文会摸到社保局了,这就让眼睛里从来不揉沙子的傅处长开始气得牙痒痒。 Saw that in the past a juicy youngster turned into an old salt fish, a copper pea, takes him not to have the means. 眼看着当年一个水灵灵的少年变成了一条老咸鱼、一颗铜豌豆,偏偏还拿他没办法。 Department Head Fu starts to fondly remember Ai Qing unexpectedly sincerely also. 傅处长竟然开始深切地怀念艾晴还在的时候了。 Although is not good to do, but in these routine work has never had any issue! 虽然不好打交道,但这些日常工作上从来都没有过任何的问题啊！ Now may be good, the weekly report per week, does not arrive at the final time does not hand over, each month monthly report, less than does not write on the 31 st, each quarter quarterly report...... hehe, what is the quarterly report? 现在可好了,每周的周报,不到最后的时候不交,每个月的月报,不到三十一号不写,每个季度的季报……呵呵,季报是什么？ At the beginning this fellow was also perfunctory a point for the time being took the computer to write several to seem like also very standard document, to behind, took 30 the white paper that to the end of the month simply directly changed the Astronomy Association seal lost to Bureau of Special Affairs, let alone the document, the printer must rub the Bureau of Special Affairs ink! 刚开始的时候这个家伙姑且还敷衍一点的拿着电脑写几张看上去还挺标准的文书,到了后面,干脆直接到了月底就拿三十张改了天文会印章的白纸丢到特事处里来,别说文书,就连打印机都要蹭特事处的墨盒了！ Must say that this forget about it, the supervisory officer metropolis/can card that after all many drift along the permission of Astronomy Association the rotten money, is wanting from the local oil scraping water exactly, runs into the person of Huai Shi such Buddha system, according to the Bureau of Special Affairs standpoint, applauds without enough time. 要说这就算了,毕竟好多混日子的监察官都会卡着天文会的许可来恰烂钱,想要从本地刮油水,遇到槐诗这么佛系的人,按照特事处的立场而言,叫好都来不及。 But Department Head Fu was really unable to continue watching! 但傅处长实在看不下去了啊！ You do not go to work on forget about it, withstand/top a gigolo face to go to the school every day, sways by own daughter...... shakes him to lack self-confidence. 你不上班就算了,顶着一张牛郎脸每天去学校,在自己女儿旁边晃来晃去……晃得他心里没底。 You cannot work especially well! 你就特么不能好好干活儿么！ „Who said that I do not work!” “谁说我不干活儿的！” The Huai Shi facial expression enforces immediately, pounds on the table, the blasting asks: „You know that what day today is?” 槐诗的神情顿时严肃起来,一拍桌子,震声发问:“你知道今天是什么日子吗？” Department Head Fu gawked, at once is vacant. 傅处长愣了一下,旋即茫然起来。 What day? 什么日子？ He takes up the desktop calendar, looked at for quite a while repeatedly, had not seen that anything treats manages the item, has not seen any special holiday mark, even more confuses. 他拿起台历来,翻来覆去地看了半天,没看到什么待办事项,又没看到什么特殊的节日标记,越发迷惑。 „But today the day of college entrance examination pledge assembly is good!” “今天可是高考誓师大会的日子好么！” Huai Shi carried the teacup to drink one slowly, the squint looks at him, helplessness that a face expected too much: „I put such important day not to go to the school to attend the pledge rally, coming to here to meet with you, you actually said this to me! Department Head Fu, you really cares about the motherland future flowers!” 槐诗端起茶杯慢悠悠地喝了一口,斜眼看着他,一脸恨铁不成钢的无奈:“我放着这么重要的日子不去学校参加誓师,来这里跟你开会,你竟然跟我说这个！傅处长,你真的在乎祖国未来的花朵吗！” Department Head Fu gawked for a long time, the expression is twitching, the forehead blue vein two children are jumping the rope skipping probably, the blue vein jump, four legs stamp a foot toward his forehead on...... 傅处长愣了好久,表情抽搐着,额头青筋好像两个小朋友在跳跳绳,青筋跳一下,就有四条腿朝着他的脑门上跺一脚…… The skull pressure rises dramatically. 颅压飙升。 Flowers? The motherland will have your flowers in the future, but was really but actually the mildew of eight lifetime! 花朵？祖国未来有你这种花朵,可真是倒了八辈子的霉了！ Exhausted the final reason, he convinced oneself this young bastard to kill in oneself office. 用尽了自己最后的理智,他才说服自己不可以将这个小王八蛋击毙在自己的办公室里。 Only can breathe heavily turns away diligently. 只能喘着粗气儿努力地移开视线。 Then, sees the cell phone fierce vibration of Huai Shi. 然后,看到槐诗的手机剧烈的震动起来。 After three warnings clear sound, a scarlet red news sprang from Astronomy Association internal app on the contact surface, making Department Head Fu in same place. 三声警报的清脆声音之后,一条赤红色的消息从天文会的内部app里弹出在了界面上,令傅处长愣在了原地。 Orange security notification of Astronomy Association? 天文会的橙色警戒通报？ That is next to the flood, hurricane that attack the large-scale disaster early warning! 那是仅次于洪水、飓风那种袭击的一样的大型灾害预警！ Had/Left the big matter! 出大事儿了！ Huai Shi looked down one, unemotional putting out a hand, warning according, turn head to continue to drink tea, but also comforted to say to Department Head Fu: „Do not worry, the small matter, over the two days many times, this group of people always make much ado about nothing......” 槐诗低头看了一眼,面无表情的伸手,把警告给按掉了,回头继续喝茶,还冲着傅处长安抚道:“别担心,小事儿,这两天都好多次了,这群人总是大惊小怪的……” „Above you special have a look are actually anything!” “你特么倒是看看上面是什么啊！” Department Head Fu the eyeball soon stared. 傅处长眼珠子都快要瞪出来了。 Generally speaking, if is really related with Xinhai, the notice of Social Security Bureau had arrived, now he has not received, mostly with Xinhai, even has no connection with entire Eastern Xia. 一般来说,真要是和新海有关的,社保局的通知就早已经到了,如今他没有收到,多半就和新海,甚至和整个东夏都没什么关联。 But he saw for the first time can a face ‚close my trifling thing’ forewarns the compatriot gives according to the bastard the headquarters. 但他还是第一次见到能一脸‘关我屁事儿’的把总部预警同胞给按掉的王八蛋。 Moreover to him said that probably also more than once! 而且冲他说的,好像还不止一次！ In the booth supervises the officer like this, can oneself really live the retirement? 摊上这样的监察官,自己真得能够活到退休吗？ Department Head Fu again from the heart suspected that this point came. 傅处长再一次的发自内心地怀疑起了这一点来。 „Right, what matter did I come to here also to come?” Huai Shi flexure half upper margin, pounded on the table finally, thought: „Difference showed!” “对了,我来这里还有什么事儿来着？”槐诗挠了半天头,终于一拍桌子,想了起来:“出入证明！” „......” “……” Department Head Fu unemotional took out a box from the drawer, placed the Huai Shi front, then referred to the gate of office. 傅处长面无表情的从抽屉里取出了一个盒子,放在了槐诗的面前,然后指了指的办公室的门。 You walk. 你走。 „Good, this walks...... old Fu you is not more and more impolite, drank two including cup tea giving up.” “好嘛,这就走了……老傅你这人越来越不客气了,连杯茶都舍不得让人多喝两口。” Huai Shi puts down the teacup, took up the thing to turn around to prepare to slide, near end thought suddenly, turn head asked: „Right, did not see Fu Yi for a long time, which did she go?” 槐诗放下茶杯,拿起了东西转身准备溜了,临末忽然想起来,回头问道:“对了,好久不见傅依了,她去哪儿了？” „......” “……” In the silence, Department Head Fu took up the cell phone in hand slowly, looks at the telephone of above action team to him: „Do you believe that so long as my number hits, you died.” 在沉默里,傅处长缓缓地拿起了手中的手机,给他看上面行动队的电话:“你信不信,只要我这个号码打出去,你就死定了。” I believe that I believe am not good! 我信,我信还不行么！ Huai Shi curls the lip, picks up the speed to slide. 槐诗撇了撇嘴,加快速度溜了。 This broken place comes to be interrogated one time one time, I also not thin comes! 这破地方来一次就要被审问一次,我还不稀的来呢！ „Right, I was good because of the a4 paper top head the chapter, several days later you will send people my family to take.” “对了,我把章在a4纸上盖好了,过几天你们派人来我家拿一下。” After going out of one section, he has come back to push the gate injunction, but also without saying, saw that Department Head Fu brandishes the insulated cup on table to clash toward oneself, closed the door constantly, runs. 走出一截后,他回过头推门嘱咐,还没说完,就看到傅处长抡起桌子上的保温杯向着自己冲上来,慌不迭地关上门,跑了。 You said that this reached middle-age to carry the insulated cup to come, was the temperament also hot-tempered? 你说这人到中年都端起保温杯来了,脾气怎么还这么躁呢？ Does not fear the cerebral hemorrhage! 不怕脑溢血哦！ Huai Shi is shaking the head, while went out of the Bureau of Special Affairs front door, after the box throws into the backpack, pulls out the key to discover, he forgot which own car(riage) stopped. 槐诗一边摇着头,一边走出了特事处的大门,把盒子丢进背包里之后,掏出钥匙才发现,他忘记自己车停哪儿了。 Hears sound that the gate guard shouted abuse: „This who! This month the third time! A broken bicycle cannot stop to inside, wants the hitch in the gate! Hitch on forget about it, but also his mother hangs the hitch, feared very steals! Previous time also the car(riage) of department head hanging an opening, this does not want this month the wages!” 紧接着就听见门卫破口大骂的声音:“这谁啊！这个月第三次了啊！一个破自行车就不能停到里面去,非要栓在门上啊！栓就算了,还他妈挂起来栓,是多怕贼偷啊！上次还把处长的车给挂了一道口子,这是不要这个月工资啦！” „Excuse me, excuse me, my drives away......” “不好意思,不好意思,我这就开走……” Huai Shi hangs itself the bicycle on iron gate dingily shoulders, running speedily in looking angrily at gate guard far. 槐诗灰溜溜地把自己挂在铁门上的自行车扛下来,在门卫的怒视中一溜烟的跑远了。 Un, an old style triangle steel frame permanent bicycle...... he put together in the evening evening while discounting just bought, let alone, but also very well rode, speed fast. 恩,一辆老式三角钢架永久自行车……他拼夕夕上趁着打折刚买的,别说,还挺好骑的,速度飞快。 The life of rich man is really good. 有钱人的生活真是好啊。 To ride the bicycle to ride the bicycle, wants to sit the public transportation taking a seat public transportation...... 想骑自行车就骑自行车,想坐公交就坐公交…… Enjoys the look that on the street these people are envying, Huai Shi blew a whistling satisfied, tread own car(riage) toward Stone Marrow Hall. 享受着街上那些人羡慕的眼神,槐诗惬意地吹了声口哨,蹬着自己的车就往石髓馆去了。 Annoys the words of eyeball, he is also thinking called drawing Brother Ma, oneself tread avoid tread. 要不是太惹眼球的话,他本来还想着把马哥叫出来拉一拉,自己连蹬都省得蹬了。 Considering that oneself said, is this bicycle cannot preserve the entire corpse incessantly, on after oneself face possibly also many several horse's hoof factors, this matter he does not dare to discuss with the white horse carefully. 考虑到自己这么说了之后不止是这辆自行车保不住全尸,自己脸上可能也会多几个马蹄因子之后,这事儿他就没敢跟白马仔细谈。 You said this horse, anything is good, is hot-tempered, but can also eat...... 你说这马,什么都好,就是脾气大,还能吃…… Now had the Uncle Fang one day three fodder attendances, regularly the assorted fruit eats, after this horse comes back, seemed the air flush ball to be equally fat. 现在有了房叔一日三顿草料照顾,隔三差五还有各色水果吃,这马回来之后都好像吹气球一样胖了起来。 Uncle Fang's meals was really good, raising anything raised pigs to be the same probably, a day three also had the afternoon tea and midnight snack, usually in the dessert between-meal snack has not broken. After present to meals and snacks, does not need Huai Shi to call, its oneself slightly ran was dining to Stone Marrow Hall, occasionally was happy, but must snatch the Huai Shi two fried cakes to eat. 房叔的伙食实在是太好了,养什么都好像养猪一样,一天三顿还有下午茶和夜宵,平日里点心零食更是没断过。如今到了饭点儿之后,根本不用槐诗招呼,它就自己小跑着到石髓馆里来蹭饭了,偶尔心情好了,还要抢槐诗两张煎饼吃。 Presently at home is the white horse is Crow, puts in order with zoo. 现在家里又是白马又是乌鸦,整得跟个动物园似的。 Wait, Crow? 等等,乌鸦？ He suddenly ominous premonitions. 他忽然有一种不祥的预感。 He felt that the shock of cell phone in the pants pocket, with thinking of one group of people turned circle to jump in inside, shakes unable to stop. 紧接着,他就感觉到手机在裤兜里剧震,跟装了一群人在里面转圈蹦迪一样,震得停不下来。 Also is the warning. 又是警报。 Must say that Astronomy Association this group of people make much ado about nothing all day, Border forewarns turbulently one time, the endless ocean waves hair slightly high point must forewarn one time, anyone entered Current Realm also to forewarn one time. 要说天文会这群人就整天都大惊小怪,边境动荡预警一次,无尽之海浪头稍微高一点还要预警一次,什么什么人进了现境还要预警一次。 All day reported the short news not to do the matter. 整天就发短消息不干事儿了。 Does not fear to harass. 不怕扰民。 A Huai Shi face pulls out the cell phone calm, will look that crowd of sand sculptures sent what ghost thing, almost flies from the bicycle. 槐诗一脸淡定地掏出手机来,正要看那群沙雕又发了什么鬼东西,紧接着就差点从自行车上飞出去。 【Your tail number is 4444 bankcards and today spends 170000 Yuan......】 【您尾号为4444的银行卡与本日消费170000元……】 【Your tail number is 4444 bankcards and today spends 670000 Yuan......】 【您尾号为4444的银行卡与本日消费670000元……】 【Your tail number is 4444 bankcards and today......】 【您尾号为4444的银行卡与本日……】 What ghost! 什么鬼！ A series of consumer information grind the screen probably same jumped from the cell phone, when Huai Shi sees, is still jumping unexpectedly, almost frightens him to fall into the ditch. 一连串的消费信息好像刷屏一样的从手机上跳了出来,就在槐诗看到的时候,竟然还在跳,吓得他几乎栽进了沟里去。 „My money!!!” “我的钱！！！” The face of Huai Shi frightened green. 槐诗的脸都吓绿了。 The urgent matter same treads the bicycle furiously, the chain rubs with the gear almost boils up sparks/Mars to come, whole person instantaneously overspeed, an old style bicycle ka-beng ka-beng the scream, the instantaneous wind is passing a all-terrain vehicle, whirlwind a race car, the car(riage) exhaust had not even flung in the past, probably damn same vanished in the end of driver stunned line of sight. 火烧屁股一样奋力蹬起自行车,链条和齿轮摩擦几乎迸出火星来,整个人瞬间超速,一辆老式自行车嘎嘣嘎嘣的尖叫着,瞬间飙过去一辆越野车,紧接着又飚过去一辆跑车,连车尾气都没有甩,好像见了鬼一样消失在了司机错愕视线的尽头。 Waits for Huai Shi to wield the sweat to climbing mountains, already late. 等槐诗挥着汗水冲上山的时候,已经晚了。 Fait accompli. 木已成舟。 The giant truck that are printing yesterday's express logo stopped outside the Stone Marrow Hall gate, but Huai Shi cut the reward that so many most wanted terrorists traded few days ago, had grown the small wing of Crow, threw throws spirit flying to approach the distant place spirit. 一辆辆印着昨日快递logo的巨大卡车停在了石髓馆的门外面,而槐诗前些日子砍了那么多通缉犯换来的悬赏金,已经插上了乌鸦的小翅膀,扑灵扑灵的飞向了远方。 „Hello, the three-phase reaction still from Hermes workshop, please receive and sign.” “您好,来自赫尔墨斯工坊的三相反应釜,请您签收一下。” „Hello, here is a heavy anhydrous combination extraction stage......” “您好,这里是一台重型无水化合萃取台……” „...... Water building up accurate elementium balancing apparatus......” “……水炼型精准源质平衡仪……” „Here is the ultra subtle level optics carve machine the main engines and 17 box of fittings......” “这里是超精微级光学雕机的主机和十七箱配件……” „I am Engineer Current Realm of Border electrical network group, thank ten years of power supply service that you order...... our construction team to connect the Border electric power for you later the specific installation......” “我是边境电网集团的现境工程师,感谢您订购的十年供电服务……稍后我们施工队将为您接入边境电力的特殊设备……” Deliverymen encircle him in the middle, said these words that the bill carries off, then smiling, the signing version will be delivering to front of Huai Shi, waits for his signature. 一个又一个的送货员将他围在中间,说出了那些会将钞票带走的话语,然后微笑着,将签字版送到了槐诗面前,等待他的签名。 And revealed straightforwardly disburses money already the imposing manner of depositing does not return goods. 并且直白地表露出钱已入账绝不退货的气势。 After waiting for Huai Shi to cry but have no tears all bills sign, the whole person had turned into the iron grey, is not soon able to breathe. Does not know when falls on Crow of his shoulder lifts the wing, patted his head, comforts him with sound that no one can hear. 等槐诗欲哭无泪地将所有的账单签完之后,整个人已经变成了灰白色,快要无法呼吸。只有不知何时落在他肩头的乌鸦抬起翅膀,拍了拍他的脑袋,用谁都听不见的声音安慰他。 „Do not be sad...... must think toward the advantage occasionally.” “别难过啦……偶尔也要往好处想想啊。” Her gentle voice said: „Changes an angle, your money has not gone to you, but turns into the appearance that I liked to accompany in your side...... such a thinks, was happy?” 她柔声说:“换个角度来说,你的钱并没有离你而去,而是变成了我更喜欢的样子陪伴在你的身旁……这么一想,是不是就开心起来了啊？” Huai Shi, felt desperately. 槐诗,感受到了绝望。