AF :: Volume #11

#1016: The iron saucepan cooks itself


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In dungeon that suffers injustice secretly, in the decayed air is reverberating eternal the wail and moan. 暗不见天日的地牢里,腐臭的空气中永恒回荡着哀鸣和呻吟。 At this moment, under shining of flame, whipped sound is unceasing. 此刻,在火光的照耀之下,鞭挞的声音不断。 In shackles that the wall is hanging, that half-length naked ox head person cut and bruised, fainted. Then basin cold water sprinkled on his body, awoke him violently. 在墙壁悬挂的镣铐中,那个半身赤裸的牛头人早已经遍体鳞伤,晕厥了过去。紧接着,便有一盆冷水泼在了他的身上,将他激醒。 Then, brutal whipping and devastation start again. 然后,残酷的鞭挞和蹂躏再度开始。 To breaks the whip, the mouse person chieftain threw down the thing in hand angrily, returns to the chair, cold sound orders saying: Calls me , to continue to hit! But the limelight, do not kill!” 一直到将鞭子打断,鼠人头目才愤然的丢下了手中的东西,回到椅子上,冷声命令道:“给我打,继续打!可注意点,千万别弄死了!” I want him to live to might as well die!!!” “我要他生不如死!!!” That virulent gloomy and cold sound reverberation in dungeon, the distant place prisoner's cage, the pitiful shouts no use choked immediately. 那恶毒又阴冷的声音回荡在地牢里,远处囚笼,凄惨无助的呼唤声顿时哽咽。 Do not hit, do not hit again, wū wū.” “你们不要打了,你们不要再打了,呜呜呜。” The pitiful helpless dog head person is scratching the corner of the eye, has had tears streaming down the face: That is my blood brother, you must hit hit...... hit lightly.” 可怜无助的狗头人在擦着眼角,早已经泪流满面:“那可是我的亲兄弟啊,你们要打就打……打轻一点吧。” Do not apply makeup, aiya, do not hit there...... wū wū, he single...... feels sorry for my the nephew of mother's womb......” “千万不要打脸,哎呀,不要打那里啊……呜呜呜,他还是单身啊……可怜我那尚在娘胎的侄儿……” Wait, didn't you just say its virgin 40 years?” “等等,你刚刚不是说它处男四十年了么?” The prisoner in nearby cage listens was enthralled, detected where is not quite right: Where does his child come?” 旁边牢笼里的囚犯听的入神了,察觉到哪里不太对:“那他孩子哪儿来的?” This is the love, you understand anything! Liking being omnipotent!” “这都是爱啊,你懂什么!爱是无所不能的!” The dog head person was really liked being moved, the tearful eyes are dim: My this brothers from small and its friends from childhood innocence of childhood, the hateful Lane fate person, distinguishes for dozens years, the beloved cow excessively misses, has become pregnant through an illicit relationship unexpectedly : Is difficult to predict three to live to hope, adds one to worry frequently, when comes stuffily collects the volume, the line several review......” 狗头人被真爱所感动,早已经泪眼朦胧:“我这兄弟从小和它的青梅竹马两小无猜,可恨命运人,分别数十载,心爱之牛过度思念,竟然已经珠胎暗结,正所谓:未卜三生愿,频添一段愁,闷来时敛额,行去几回眸……” A self-introduction poem recited, the dog head person took up the rice bowl toward a ground racket, such as the startled hall awakening stick was common, wipes the saliva of tears and corners of the mouth that the corner of the eye flushed, then told a shocking moving affection. 一首定场诗吟罢,狗头人拿起饭碗往地上一拍,如惊堂醒木一般,抹了抹眼角冲出来的眼泪和嘴角的口水,便将一场惊世动人的恋情娓娓道来。 Who can think, the hand grasps the table fork the ox head person who is born from mother 's womb, in fact is actually in the Rancher tray the remaining beef steak reincarnations, but on that day lived away from home the cousin in his family/home, unexpectedly was a section of remnant bone that Piper changed magically. One is the land of the immortals muck, one is the beautiful jade five flowers...... 谁能想到,手握餐叉从娘胎里诞生的牛头人,实际上却是牧场主盘子里剩下的牛排转生,而那一日寄住在他家中的表妹,竟然是吹笛人点化的一截残骨。正所谓,一个是阆苑粪土,一个是美玉五花…… Suddenly, sits on the chair incessantly raises up the mouse person of ear quietly, grasped the prison guards who the whip is whipping furiously to be attracted the mind. 一时间,不止是坐在椅子上悄悄竖起耳朵的鼠人,就连握着鞭子奋力鞭挞的狱卒都被吸引了心神。 Only then a Forster face complex tearing off earphone in truck, rubs the face. 就只有卡车里的福斯特一脸复杂的扯下耳机,揉脸。 Really yes, could not listen! 实在是,听不下去了! This also too his mother blamed! 这也太他妈怪了! But after hesitant one next, cannot bear grasp the earphone to listen to several again and again...... 可犹豫了一下之后,又忍不住抓起耳机想要再再听几句…… Now entire Red Dragon is thrown in the courtyard, which day waits for a buyer to visit, or bought and sold by using compulsion simply, no one pays attention. 现在整个红龙都被丢院子里,等待哪天来个买家上门,或者干脆强买强卖了,根本就没人注意。 Several person completely idle feeling nervous of concealed in compartment, played cards hit several rounds. 藏在车厢里的几个人完全闲的发慌,打牌都打了好几轮了。 As for was hung Raymond that hits, probably had been forgotten by everyone after the brain. 至于被吊起来打的雷蒙德,好像都已经被大家忘在了脑后。 In any case is not the important matter. 反正也不是什么多重要的事儿。 This moment dripping with blood and cut and bruised ox head person, are seemingly miserable, in fact...... also miserable. 此刻鲜血淋漓、遍体鳞伤的牛头人,看起来惨,实际上……也惨。 However this is not in the way. 不过这并不碍事。 The good and evil is Third Stage Sublimator, moreover Ivory Tower spares neither labor nor expense a dollar soldier who the cultivation krypton gold/metal piles, if not intentionally, which made into this easily? 好歹是个三阶升华者,而且还是象牙之塔不惜工本培育氪金堆上去的美金战士,如果不是故意的,哪儿那么容易就被打成这样? When such point whips the pain with Rancher saliva outbreak is not worth mentioning. 就这么点鞭挞和牧场主口水发作时的痛苦根本不值一提。 The massage is not. 按摩都算不上。 Huai Shi doom in communication urged the resembles that he develops perhaps, this little while he must rest. 要不是槐诗死命的在通讯里催促他演的像一点,这会儿他恐怕都要睡过去了。 For everyone, can only make him sacrifice again. 为了大家,只能让他再牺牲一下。 At the worst the dinner many adds two chicken legs to him. 大不了晚饭多给他加两个鸡腿。 In dim, in the moist dirty dungeon soil, the countless strain in the rapid proliferation, combines in the colorful moss, gradually, from inside to outside the entire dungeon, and even outside health/guard covers to be one of them completely. 在昏暗中,潮湿肮脏的地牢泥土里,数之不尽的菌株在迅速的扩散,混杂在五颜六色的苔藓中,渐渐的,自内而外的将整个地牢,乃至外面卫所全部覆盖在其中。 The slender vine takes root in the soil, rapid, takes root to germinate, like thousand ten thousand such, integrated during the entire region own control quietly. 纤细的藤蔓扎根在泥土中,迅速的,生根发芽,如同千手万眼那样,将整个区域悄然纳入了自己的掌控之中。 Entire dungeon watchman a total of 61, but outside health/guard over a hundred guards of difference. 整个地牢的看守者总共六十一名,而外面的卫所里连带出入的上百名守卫。 And, 12 prisoners. 以及,十二个囚犯。 12? 十二个? Were this number too rather few point? 这数字未免太少了一点吧? Moreover is completely because the small matter of goose bumps was grasped. 而且全部都是因为鸡毛蒜皮的小事儿被抓进来的。 To observe law and discipline in this washer flame city person, raises abandons good wickedly, before America, everyone has been ahead of time on the happy life of everyone law and order prevail in Hell, things lost on the road are not pocketed? 难道说在这一座铁炎城里人人遵纪守法,扬善弃恶,在美洲之前,大家在地狱里就提前过上了人人夜不闭户、道不拾遗的幸福生活? Can in their hall, why that big use to the iron saucepan of enough ox head person take a bath? 可在他们大厅里,那一口大到足够牛头人泡澡的铁锅是干嘛用的? Huai Shi is pinching the dog mouth, falls into the ponder. 槐诗捏着狗嘴,陷入思考。 Thinks the grain reserves that the skeleton that in the backyard piles up, in the cafeteria has not had from the start, as well as hang the suspicious salt meat on house beam...... 想到后院里堆积如山的骨殖,还有食堂里压根就不存在的粮食储备,以及挂在房梁上面的可疑腌肉…… Your this dungeons, is where is not quite right?. 你们这个地牢,是不是哪里不太对劲啊?. The good time is always express, said when the time comes bye-bye. 美好的时光总是特别快,又到时候讲拜拜。 Speaking of Raymond to enter the iron flame city in the Huai Shi brothel dream, the ox head person tried cloud rainfall situation again the time, then had the clear ding to resound from the dungeon. 就在槐诗的青楼梦才说到到‘雷蒙德一进铁炎城,牛头人再试云雨情’的时候,便有清脆的钟声从地牢中响起。 Meals and snacks. 饭点到了。 Did not wait for the Huai Shi book saying that saw the door to open, the mouse people in ten plain white cloth Baotou flushed rashly, held down him helter-skelter, after bundling on the rope, entrained directly. 不等槐诗书说完,就看到牢门打开,十来个白布包头的鼠人不由分说冲进来,七手八脚把他按住了,捆上绳索之后,就直接拽了出来。 Yeah, wait/etc, did wait/etc, do.” “哎,等等,等等,干嘛呢。” The dog head person calls out in alarm struggles, was hung like the pig on wooden club, carried off directly. 狗头人惊叫挣扎,像个猪一样被挂在木棍子上,直接就抬走了。 Drops to appear in court, was shouldered in a hall directly, forefront a long dining table, that boiling pot has started to belch smoke. 就那么穿门过堂,径直被扛到了一个大厅里,在一张长长的饭桌最前面,那口烧开的锅已经开始冒烟了。 Including the mouse person leader, the chieftains in prison have it all, but under the representative Mara triangle symbol, a Huai Shi main family dog head person wears what sacrificial offering same long gown, in sorcerer of dancing with joy. 包括鼠人头领在内,监狱里的头目们一应俱全,而在代表波旬的三角徽记之下,还有一个槐诗的本家狗头人穿着什么祭祀一样的长袍,在手舞足蹈的跳大神。 Often then had the gloomy glow to reappear in the cauldron of boiling, illuminates hands to grasp the exciting face of knife and fork. 不时便有阴暗的辉光在烧开的大锅里浮现,照亮了一张张手握刀叉的兴奋面孔。 When Huai Shi arrives, one group of people then sang the song of praise excitedly, on the grotesque face wrote all over the hunger and thirst and greedy. 等到槐诗到来,一群人便激动的唱起了赞歌,奇形怪状的面孔上写满了饥渴和贪婪。 Must serve a meal shortly...... 眼看就要开饭了…… Wait, why you must......” “等等,你们要干什么……” Huai Shi was anxious, does not have the ox head person! Why first eats me?” 槐诗急了,“不是有个牛头人么!为什么先吃我啊?” The dog head human sacrifice offered sacrifice cast aside his one eyes, disdained: His meat are many, raises, waits to celebrate a holiday eats again.” 狗头人祭祀撇了他一眼,不屑:“他肉多,养一养,等过节的时候再吃。” Hey, the dog head person does not eat the dog head person.” “喂,狗头人不吃狗头人啊。” Huai Shi in the creeping motion that on the rack makes an effort: I, although the meat are not many, but can explain the Chinese classics. Yeah, high-quality raises cattle you to listen not to have, you play a stringed musical instrument every day the storytelling to the cow, making him happy, the time was long, pulp nature...... wait/etc, no rush lying trough, I also......” 槐诗在架子上用力的蠕动起来:“我虽然肉不多,但可以说书的啊。哎,优质养牛你听过没,你每天给牛弹琴说书,让他高高兴兴,时间久了,肉质自然……等等,别急啊卧槽,我还……” passes! 噗通! Did not wait for him saying that then tossed into the cauldron of boiling. 不等他说完,便被抛入了沸腾的大锅里。 In a twinkling, made the person mind neat silent arrival, when all will of the people Vung Tau one smooth. 霎时间,令人心神清爽的寂静到来,所有人心头顿时一畅。 This dog compelled to shut up finally. 这狗逼总算闭嘴了。 Near the pot, the dog head person put out a hand to grasp the giant soup spoon, is preparing to stir, then after seeing a long string air bubble, a gigantic dog head floated slowly. 在锅边,狗头人伸手抓起了巨大的调羹,正准备搅拌一下,便看到一长串气泡之后,一个硕大的狗头缓缓浮起来。 In the pot, is blinking the eye. 在锅里,冲着它眨巴着眼睛。 On the bridge of the nose is also hanging a vegetable leaf. 鼻梁上还挂着一根菜叶子。 Big brothers, this water temperature, probably not too enough?” “大兄弟,这个水温,好像不太够啊?” He lowers the head, is collecting the vegetable leaf, ate a soup, mouth: Good and evil puts tender garlic shoots to urge to go faster the taste, Salt scattered half jar at least, ku died individual, the blood did not put, boiled, was the mouth taste too also heavy?” 他低头,凑着菜叶子,喝了口汤,吧嗒嘴:“好歹放点蒜苗去去味儿啊,起码撒了半罐子,齁死个人,血都不放,就楞煮,口味儿也太重了吧?” Suddenly, everyone look at each other in blank dismay, extolled the Mara song of praise to stagnate with one voice flickered. 一时间,所有人面面相觑,就连齐声赞颂波旬的赞歌都停滞了一瞬。 But in cauldron of boiling, that dog head person wiggles forward, is pleased as punch, from time to time the dog-paddle the butterfly stroke, trades the pattern to come in inside to kick from time to time. 而在沸腾的大锅里,那个狗头人扭来扭去,摇头摆尾,时而狗刨时而蝶泳,换起花样来在里面扑腾。 For those similar to the take a bath to be the same finally simply, spreads out both hands, builds near the pot, blew the whistling. 到最后干脆如同泡澡一般,摊开双手,搭在锅边上,吹起了口哨。 Showing a tail is sharp, sweeps to sweep off on the water surface. 露出个尾巴尖,在水面上扫来扫去。 It seems like simply satisfied boundless. 看上去简直惬意无边。 Feeling is not too right, eldest child.” “感觉不太对啊,老大。” The mouse person is stunned, whispered to chief prison warden in a low voice: Or do we trade to eat?” 鼠人愕然,对典狱长低声嘀咕:“要不咱换个吃?” Dissolute!” “放肆!” Does not wait for chief prison warden to speak, the dog head person in pot instead flies into a rage, „ said that eats eats, said that does not eat does not eat, I do not attach great importance to face-saving! 不等典狱长说话,锅里的狗头人反而勃然大怒,“说吃就吃,说不吃就不吃,我不要面子的吗! Your this group of rottengoods, can drink my working as red idol the taking a bath water, is good fortune that your eight lifetime cultivate/repair, must understand to treasure, clear? ” 况且,你们这帮烂货,能喝我这种当红偶像的洗澡水,是你们八辈子修来的福气,要懂得珍惜,明白么?” In side, dog head sacrificial offering stunned putting out a hand, touched the water splash that surges, a finally burnt scream, even the wool on claw fell. 在旁边,狗头祭祀愕然的伸手,摸了摸涌动的水花,结果被烫的一声尖叫,连爪子上的毛都掉了。 Does not wait for it to draw back the hand, the strange tentacles stretch out from the big cauldron suddenly, twine on the dog head, the instantaneous contraction, hauled in it the cauldron. 可不等它缩手,就有一条诡异的触手骤然从大釜中伸出,缠绕在狗头上面,瞬间收缩,将它拉进了大锅里。 Only after hearing a dull thumping sound, then vanishes without the trace. 只听见一声闷响之后,便消失无踪。 What ghost thing!” “什么鬼东西!” Chief prison warden retrocedes subconsciously one step, drew out own axe. 典狱长下意识后退一步,拔出了自己的斧子。 But ka-beng, the firm shaft actually does not know is when decayed, turned pinched on the broken rotten wood, on the axe that even the cold light sparkled was covered with the colorful rusty stain, just like funny smiling faces. 可嘎嘣一声,原本坚固的斧柄竟然不知何时已经腐朽,变成了一捏就碎的朽木,连寒光闪闪的斧子上面都长满了五颜六色的锈斑,宛如一张张滑稽的笑脸。 The chief prison warden opens the mouth, wants to roar to request reinforcements, actually chokes to cough suddenly, the viscous blood-color and shatter internal organs spurted from the mouth. 典狱长张口,想要咆哮求援,却骤然一阵呛咳,粘稠的血色和破碎的内脏从嘴里喷了出来。 The continuous shatter sound transmits, from the top of the head, from the under foot,...... withstand/top arched, ground and in the wall from the surroundings, the shoot rapid germination of silk threads, the growth, these blood sucking vines flutter oneself body like the living creature generally, blooms a loose leaf in the paradise in this purgatory. 接连不断的破碎声传来,从头顶,从脚下,从周围……顶穹、地面和墙壁之中,丝丝缕缕的嫩芽迅速的萌发而出,生长,那些吸血藤蔓如同活物一般的招展自己的身体,在这一片炼狱的乐土之中开枝散叶。 Then, reveals the sharp mouth apparatus and sharp tooth toward the prey...... 然后,向着猎物们露出自己锋锐的口器与锐牙…… The resounding calling out in alarm sound gets up, the hand grasped the knife and fork the Hell lifeform that prepares to eat to the heart's content to scatter in all directions instantaneously, but has not walked two steps, by blood sucking vine entanglement stubbornly, could not have been moved. 高亢的惊叫声响起,原本手握刀叉准备大快朵颐的地狱生物们瞬间四散,可还没走两步,就已经被吸血藤蔓死死的纠缠住,动弹不得。 At this moment, in Huai Shi in the mist of that nihility, another scarlet eye pupils opens behind slowly, fierce is overlooking all dust. 此时此刻,在槐诗身后那一片虚无的水雾里,有一只又一只的猩红眼瞳缓缓睁开,狰狞的俯瞰着一切尘埃。 In the dungeon, the countless flowers are in full bloom instantaneously, pester above the skeleton, spreads the rich fragrance. 地牢里,数之不尽的花朵在瞬间盛开,纠缠在骨殖之上,扩散浓香。 The huge shadow is walking randomly on the ground, quiet covered the entire health/guard , the inside and outside blocked , true Hell showed in this! 庞大的暗影在地上游走着,悄无声息的将整个卫所覆盖在了其中,内外封锁,紧接着,真正的地狱于此展现! In viscous depressed ebullition sound along with iron cauldron, dark, viscous darkness then from floods, making threatening gestures climbed up the instep of everyone, pesters on their limbs and faces, complicated expansion, submerged in the mouth and nose, inward rapid drilling into. 伴随着铁釜之中粘稠沉闷的沸腾声,黑暗,粘稠的黑暗便自其中满溢而出,张牙舞爪的爬上了每一个人的脚背,纠缠在他们的肢体和面孔上,千丝万缕的展开,没入了口鼻之中,向内迅速的钻入。 Until thorough marrow. 直至深入骨髓。 What to run? Do not serve a meal?” “跑什么?不是要开饭了么?” In a clumps surrounding and protecting of shadow and in fierce bird, Huai Shi carries the soup bowl, delivered to the mouth of guests it, gentle smile: 在丛丛暗影和狰狞飞鸟的拱卫之中,槐诗端起汤碗,将它送到了客人们的嘴边,温柔微笑: Come, ate this bowl of soup quickly before it's too late, we forever are the good friends.” “来,快趁热喝了这碗汤,我们就永远都是好朋友啦。”
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