AS :: Volume #14

#1395: „Is god's hand” a younger sister?

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Did not say that „broken mist” is the Profession player, before „broken mist” also frequently got up some yy voice channels to chat with the person, that obviously is a man, now did the sound how suddenly to send out the woman come? 靠,不是说“碎岚”是个职业玩家吗,以前“碎岚”也经常上过一些yy语音频道跟人聊天,那明明就是一个男人啊,怎么现在忽然又发出女人的声音来了？ „Is broken mist” a female player? But before , used to change sound? 难道“碎岚”本来就是个女玩家？只不过以前用了变音器？ Also or in the present the game account number, is not he but is his girlfriend? 又或者说,现在上游戏账号的,不是他本人而是是他的女朋友？ The guess turns over to the guess, but that sound was really of pleasant to hear does not have the words saying that has the bead to fall the bell of jade plate to be clear, there is gurgling a running water limpid nimble and resourceful, moreover immortal qi was full, making the person listen to the ear to be itchy, was comfortable to shiver including the soul, on spiritual a joyfulness, looked like sleeping soundly Fang Xing satisfies generally. 猜测归猜测,可是那声音实在好听得没话说,有着珠落玉盘的银铃清脆,又有淙淙流水的清澈灵动,而且仙气十足,让人听着耳朵痒痒的,连灵魂都舒服得颤抖起来,精神上一阵愉悦,就像是酣睡方醒一般满足。 In game channel that seething with excitement, quick had one group of local tyrants to brush the loudspeaker, the object who brushed all was Li Jiayu: 沸腾的游戏频道里,很快就有一群土豪在刷喇叭了,刷的对象全是李佳玉: „Your sound was too of pleasant to hear, has not thought that you is a younger sister, comes our trade union, I am a Shanghainese, crosses well, I see to hit it off well with one another to you, you came Shanghai travel consumption I to wrap!” “你的声音太好听了,没想到你还是个妹子,来我们公会,我是上海人,过得不错,我对你一见投缘,你来上海旅游消费我全包了！” „Scratches, really will not be the younger sister, was good, then the high technology will have that interesting to listen to sound, will be simply perfect! Adds my good friend quickly!” “擦,不会真的是妹子,太棒了,那么高的技术还有那么动听的声音,简直完美！快加我好友！” „Broken mist player hello, I am a head of rolling stone company department, perhaps you can consider that signs our company to release the phonograph record, guarantees compared with you, when the Profession player has profit ten times!” “碎岚玩家你好,我是滚石公司一个部门的负责人,或许你可以考虑签约我们公司出唱片,保准比你当职业玩家有赚头十倍！” „Scratches, the younger sister I fell in love with you, strongly requested you to explode the photo in the post, the person of support jacked to me, top to 100,000 buildings!” “擦嘞,妹子我爱上你了,强烈要求你在贴爆照,支持的人给我顶起,顶到100000楼！” In the game in an uproar, was very chaotic, this almost compares to that «Lily magnolia Poem» also wants rousing a lot of times. Hua Mulan is dressed as a man for the father joins the army, but now, a living example on pendulum before everybody. Moreover forks compared with the joining the army cow a lot, after all others are God of entire game, is honored as god's the player of hand! 游戏里一片哗然,别提有多混乱了,这几乎比起那篇《木兰诗》还要令人兴奋千百倍。人家花木兰是女扮男装代父从军,可现在,一个活生生例子就摆在大家面前。而且还是比从军牛叉得多,毕竟人家是全游戏的上帝,被誉为神之手的玩家呐！ These days, Li Jiayu brushed octopus boss that classical video early to upload in the net only insanely, let alone was the domestic player, the overseas player looked is also shocking, candidly admits defeat to grumble such as. Most famous game competition wcg also issues to state, if this „god's hand” player must participate in wcg, the official said to him ( her ) promulgates ten champions. And invited her to go to be honor manager! 这段时间来,李佳玉单刷章鱼boss的那段经典视频早已经在网上传疯了,别说是国内玩家,就连国外玩家看了也是惊艳不已,纷纷甘拜下风自叹弗如。最为著名的游戏竞赛wcg也发布声明,如果这名“神之手”玩家也要参加wcg的话,官方讲给他（她）颁布十个冠军。并邀请她进去做荣誉经理！ Therefore, magnificent popularity of Li Jiayu in game, does not compare in the scientific circles to win the Nobel prize slightly the degree! 所以,李佳玉在游戏界内的辉煌知名度,丝毫都不比科学界里荣获诺贝尔奖的程度！ „Do not say that chatty some do not have, I play the game. Looks for the stimulation to kill the time. The men are the trash, is the rice bucket, has to plant wins me, has not planted blindly not to compel! If you are afraid, can ten gang up to surround and beat up me, today fights a happiness!” “别唧唧歪歪说些有的没的,我玩游戏。只是来找刺激打发时间的。男人都是垃圾,全是饭桶,有种就来打赢我,没种就别瞎逼逼！你们若害怕,可以十个来围殴我,今天战个痛快！” Li Jiayu this extremely arrogant words, the male local tyrant and male technical player where game can also dominate, 李佳玉这番狂妄至极的话一出,游戏里的男土豪、男技术玩家哪里还把持得住, Clamored must with a Li Jiayu minute of victory and defeat. Asked her to know that what was man strong wind! 纷纷叫嚣着要跟李佳玉分个胜负。叫她知道什么叫男人雄风！ Although Li Jiayu can a person win hundred people of Dungeon octopus boss, but that after all is only the game intelligence. Stodgy, but the coordination between players has the infinite change! 李佳玉虽能一个人打赢百人副本的章鱼boss,可那毕竟只是游戏智能。死板得不行,但玩家之间的配合却有着无穷的变化！ Then, in practicing martial arts area, large-scale compared with martial stage , a double blade swordsman, the ice however sole choice opposite ten players, these ten players has certain technology, oneself is a big local tyrant, whole body equipment shining, understood at a glance that the attribute hangs to explode the day that! 接下来,在演武区,大型比武场内,一个双刀剑士,凌然单挑对面的十个玩家,这十个玩家都有着一定的技术,自身更是个大土豪,浑身装备流光溢彩,一看就知道属性吊炸天的那种！ „Is inferior to this, selects good luck to be exciting...... If you lost, everyone gives me 300,000 gold coins!” Li Jiayu round of language tone channel, “不如这样,来点彩头才刺激嘛……如果你们输了,就每人给我300000金币！”李佳玉发语音道, She listened to Lin Jia to say actually, in this game the gold coin was also very valuable, one dollar of money Renminbi was equal to 100 gold coins probably, if she has won, can attain 3 million gold coins, was equal to having gained 30,000 baseless. 她倒是听林嘉说过,这游戏里金币也挺值钱的,一块钱人民币大概相当于100金币,她若是赢了,就能拿到3000000金币,相当于凭空赚了30000块。 Opposite local tyrant player radically not hesitant, complies at the scene, in any case that a money for them is the fine rain: 对面的土豪玩家根本就没有犹豫,当场答应,反正那么点钱对他们来说不过是毛毛雨: „Does not have the issue, but if you lost, you explode the photo, but also on wanting video!” “没问题,但如果你输了,你就爆照,还要上视频！” Li Jiayu is also refreshed, readily agrees, 李佳玉也爽快,一口答应, Then, making matter that one shocks occur, do not look at the opposite is the local tyrant, was Li Jiayu still the relaxed rolling ten people, simply like chopping the melon cut the dish, used superbly Teleport, few minutes made them total military defeat, died completely bright light! 接下来,令人大跌眼镜的事发生了,别看对面全是土豪,可是李佳玉仍旧轻松辗压十人,简直就像砍瓜切菜一样,把瞬移用得出神入化,没几分钟就让他们兵败如山倒,全部都死了个精光！ Afterward, ten technical players also made a payment with the Li Jiayu chaotic war, finally is without a single exception by the rolling lethal...... 后来,十个技术玩家也交了钱来跟李佳玉乱战,结果还是毫无例外地被辗压致死…… These to fighting video, had been recorded by innumerable observing similarly, in game sector of Youku, there is a video window of live broadcast! 这些对战视频,也同样被无数观战者录了下来,就连优酷的游戏版块上,也有现场直播的视频窗口！ Makes in the afternoon, Li Jiayu earned plate full Boman, in the burden reaches 100 million gold coins, this is 1 million! 一个下午闹下来,李佳玉已经赚得盘满钵满,包袱里多达100000000金币了,这可是1000000呐！ This money comes to look like simply drinks water equally simply. 这钱来得简直就像是喝水一样简单。 However the last game, Li Jiayu also somewhat pulls rank, rampant say|way: 不过最后一局,李佳玉也有些托大,嚣张道: „Ten do not satisfy a craving, absolutely does not have the difficulty...... Thus, you come 20!” “十个不过瘾,完全没有难度……这样,你们来20个！” 20 players, that may be the difficulty suddenly to increase several fold, the fierce combat, suppresses results in Li Jiayu unable to gasp for breath, finally she after killing 13-14 players, oneself cannot escape bombing that blots out the sky, one was hit the hard erectness horse to be hacked to death by one crowd of person rushing chaotic blades! 20个玩家,那可就是难度暴增数倍了,刀光剑影,压制得李佳玉也无法喘过气来,最后她在杀了十三四个玩家以后,自己也逃不过铺天盖地的轰炸,一被打了个硬直立马就被一群人冲上去乱刀砍死！ „Long live!” “万岁！” The audience are shocked, observing of entire game have burst with joy, the fierce battle a afternoon, has taken down Li Jiayu finally, saves the dignity of our man! 全场轰动,整个游戏的观战者都沸腾了,酣战了一个下午,终于把李佳玉放倒了,挽救回我们男人的尊严！ Although is 20 talented people wins, moreover Li Jiayu spiritual fought highly tight has affirmed for a long time tired, was how that won won, maliciously the fan a Li Jiayu ear and area around it, having made her know that the man was not the trash! 虽然是20人才赢的,而且李佳玉精神高度紧绷战了那么久肯定累了,可是那又如何,胜了就是胜了,狠狠地扇了李佳玉一个耳光,让她知道男人不是垃圾！ „Good, lost lost...... I am also willing the gambling to concede, said that wants me to be what kind of?” “好,输了就输了……我也愿赌服输,说,要我怎样？” The Li Jiayu angry say|way, she cannot lose, the life does not have the winner in any case, must blame to blame her extremely to pull rank a moment ago, must challenge 20 people to gang up on. 李佳玉气恼道,她又不是输不起,反正人生没有常胜将军,要怪就怪她刚才太过托大,非要挑战20人群殴。 „On video! Hurries the video, in the game has the video channel, makes us have a look at your face quickly!” “上视频！赶紧上视频,游戏里有视频频道,快让我们看看你的脸！” The players create a disturbance, Li Jiayu does not have too rejects, selected the video channel in contact surface directly, when her pretty appearance appeared in the game, if were really a complete silence, immediately was one piece shrieks and howls wildly, the players were almost insane! 玩家们起哄,李佳玉也没太拒绝,直接点开了界面里的视频频道,当她的娇俏容颜出现在游戏里的时候,果真又是一片鸦雀无声,随即就是一片鬼哭狼嚎,玩家们几乎要疯了！ your mother, that „god's hand” player, can be Loli who sprouts to explode unexpectedly, seems like also less than 14 years old, the heaven, this game talent rather was extremely also terrorist! 尼玛啊,那位“神之手”玩家,竟会是一位萌到爆的萝莉,看起来还不到14岁,老天,她这游戏天赋也未免太过恐怖了！ The small age can rolling troop big masters, and has the so shocking appearance, does not use the cosmetics to surpass all international stars, must such Heaven Defying! 小小年龄就能辗压一大群大老爷们,而且还有着如此惊艳的外貌,不施粉黛就已经赛过所有国际女星,要不要这么逆天呐！ „Was good, looked also looked, under me played to eat meal, in the evening continued tortured to death you! Is waiting to me, snort|hum!” “好了,看也看了,我下游戏吃饭了,晚上继续虐杀你们！都给我等着,哼！” Li Jiayu has made the expression then winding of clenching jaws in the video, she ran to steam the steamed stuffed bun stuffed dumpling to eat, awakened Lin Jia that to rest the pig while convenient greatly. 李佳玉在视频里做了个咬牙切齿的表情便下线了,她又跑去蒸包子饺子来吃了,顺便叫醒林嘉那个大睡猪。 Lin Jia sits on the stool, teases the young dragon, while eats meal, does not know quite the same as that today Li Jiayu has detonated the network, Li Jiayu, when he takes an afternoon nap, made a decision without authorization explodes in the network has illuminated, was not explodes the video!( To be continued..) 林嘉在凳子上坐着,一边逗弄幼龙,一边吃饭,浑然不知道,今天李佳玉又引爆了网络,李佳玉在他睡午觉的时候,擅作主张地在网络上爆照了,哦不,是爆视频了！(未完待续。。)
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