AS :: Volume #14

#1394: Preparing food is difficult dead

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No matter how the leaf riches and honor do, does not close Li Jiayu and Lin Jia's matter, is the leaf riches and honor brings upon oneself in any case, could not blame others. 不管叶富贵怎么作死,也不关李佳玉和林嘉的事,反正都是叶富贵自找的,怪不了别人。 Although in the family|home are many Xiaomeng dragon that a lizard turned into, but Li Jiayu do not favor the meaning of drowning dragonet, on the contrary, as usual is that the violence, looks that is not feeling well to trample on a foot, frightens this lizard dragon scared shitless, hides Li Jiayu to hide by far, trembles in the corner. 虽说家里多了一头蜥蜴变成的小萌龙,可是李佳玉没有丝毫要宠溺小龙的意思,相反,照旧是那么暴力,看着一个不爽就一脚踹过去,吓得这条蜥蜴龙屁滚尿流,躲李佳玉躲得远远的,在角落里瑟瑟发抖。 „Jiayu, can't you many compassion like the ordinary female student? They to any random trash anything most does not have the resistivity, looks, but you, only know that beats and scolds to my son-of-a-bitch, you looked that it was frightened the necking in quail by you!” “佳玉,你就不能像普通女生一样多份爱心吗？她们对阿猫阿狗什么的最没抵抗力,照顾有加,可你呢,只知道对我的狗蛋儿打打骂骂,你看它都被你吓成缩头鹌鹑了！” „none of my business! Who makes it look to be an eyesore!” Li Jiayu made faces toward the young dragon of Lin Jia arms, immediately frightens it to use the wing to cover the eye, hum the low cry, as if also wants to crawl the household to jump from an upper story to escape again, don't forget, previous time it broke a leg. “关我屁事！谁让它看着碍眼！”李佳玉又朝林嘉怀里的幼龙做了个鬼脸,登时吓得它用翅膀捂住眼睛,呜呜低鸣,似乎还想要再一次爬出户跳楼逃跑,别忘了,上次它可是摔断了一条腿的。 „Jiayu, you should learn the say|way of being together well......” “佳玉,你应该好好地学会相处之道……” „I do not want! I was hungry, you give me to prepare food quickly!” “我才不要！我饿了,你快给我去做饭吧！” „......” “呃……” Ye Fugui is smiling bitterly stunned, last night his quilt made into the screen, now the whole body package has filled the bandage, moves about with difficulty, where can also prepare food to Li Jiayu? 叶富贵错愕地苦笑着,昨晚他都被子打成筛子了,现在浑身都包满了绷带,行动不便,哪里还能给李佳玉做饭？ „Don't you prepare food? What do I eat? Was inferior that......” a Li Jiayu eyeball revolution, is happy: „Was inferior that we butchered that dragon to eat, I good to taste Dragon Meat am any taste!”[ “你不做饭？那我吃什么？不如……”李佳玉眼珠子一转,欢乐道:“不如我们宰了那头龙来吃吧,我好想尝一下龙肉是什么滋味！”[ „Isn't good! The son-of-a-bitch is my one's favorite, said that anything is also unedible, moreover it turns into the dragon now, world alone 12, little said that can also sell several million, sold its my first food and clothing to worry...... The volume was not right, said that any I will not take to change money the son-of-a-bitch!” Lin Jia first is principle of righteousness Ling Ran, but thinks that can hand over with young Dragon to come changes money, his a little intent moved. “不行不行不行！狗蛋是我的心头肉,说什么也不能吃,况且它现在变成龙,世界独12的,少说也能卖个几千万,卖了它我就一世衣食忧了……额不对,说什么我也不会把狗蛋拿出去换钱的！”林嘉先是大义凌然,但是一想到可以转手拿幼龙来换钱,他又有点意动了。 „We have nothing to eat!” Li Jiayu discontented say|way. “那我们就喝西北风吗！”李佳玉不满道。 „In refrigerator has sufficient food...... Perhaps I can make you come the cooking personally......” “冰箱里有充足的食物……或许我可以让你亲自来烹饪……” „Does not want, troublesome. Was inferior that we select to go!” “不要,麻烦得要死。不如我们点外卖吧！” „Goes? That is not good, you are not do not know that chaotic of strange insect, the everybody feels insecure, we live in the suburbs park, goes feared that will not deliver to here to come......” “外卖？那可不行,你又不是不知道怪虫之乱,人人自危,咱们住在近郊公园,外卖怕是不会送到这里来的……” „Really troublesome!” “真麻烦！” Li Jiayu also can only honk mouth compromise, for her, does not have to be delicious good to rest hugely greatly is so big, under Nye also can only tie the apron personally. Takes up the kitchen knife, „sincere” on starting dish. 李佳玉也只能嘟着嘴妥协了,对她来说,天大地大没有好吃好睡那么大,奈之下也只能亲自系上围裙。拿起菜刀,“笃笃笃”地就做起菜。 Lin Jia leans on the walking stick to instruct in the one side, was actually so angry by Li Jiayu, her blade block chopping two halves. Asked her to truncate radish block well, as soon as she flickered thousand blades, has slivered the putty the radish instantaneously. 林嘉拄着拐杖在一旁指导,却被李佳玉气得半死,她一刀就把砧板给剁成了两半。叫她好好地削萝卜块,她一瞬千刀,瞬间把萝卜切成了泥。 Asked her to cut the chicken wing well, she said that must select the bone, another blade chopped toward the chicken wing, flickered after the shade, the bone was selects, but chicken wing well was actually dissected horrible to look, like the frog of belly...... 叫她好好地切鸡翅,她说要把骨头挑出来,又一刀往鸡翅砍下去,瞬影过后,骨头是挑出来了,但好好的鸡翅却被解剖得惨不忍睹,就像开了肚皮的青蛙…… Asked her to kill the fish well. She does not listen, said that must also select all fish bones, a blade gets down, really the fish bones did not have, but the fish also turned pulpy...... 叫她好好地杀鱼。她又不听,说要把所有的鱼骨也挑出来,一刀下去,果然鱼骨没了,可是鱼肉也变成泥状了…… Asked her to pinch the water spinach, she disliked troublesome, used the kitchen knife. Sincere several, water spinach well turned into the rolled cat size, but can also eat! 叫她捏好空心菜,她嫌麻烦,又用菜刀来。笃笃笃几下,好好的空心菜都变成了麦片般大小,还能吃个屁啊！ Breathless Lin Jia hurried to receive her kitchen knife, pledged that did not let Li Jiayu with the blade, then called Li Jiayu to prepare food, finally Li Jiayu was also awkward, burns the iron saucepan not to drain the oil prosperously, but actually Liquor. Emits a big piece of fire instantaneously, frightens Lin Jia to hurry to fight fire...... 气急败坏的林嘉赶紧收了她的菜刀,发誓再也不让李佳玉拿刀了,然后叫李佳玉去做菜,结果李佳玉又是笨手笨脚,烧旺了铁锅没有倒油,而是倒了烧酒。瞬间就冒出一大片火,吓得林嘉赶紧来灭火…… Then, Li Jiayu prepares food acts willfully, this seasoning puts, that seasoning simply does not put, the beer fish also made a decision without authorization has joined one cup of sweet condensed milk. The flavor all changed, tomato scrambled eggs must put the chicken essence, finally regarded the chicken essence to scatter the ground pepper, but also has sprinkled half bottle, hot of that pepper, completely a dish destroying...... 接下来,李佳玉做菜更是一意孤行,这个调料多放点,那个调料干脆不放,啤酒鱼也擅作主张地加入了一杯甜炼乳。味道全都变了,番茄炒蛋的时候要放鸡精,结果把胡椒粉当成了鸡精撒下去,还洒了半瓶,那种胡椒的麻辣,完全把一道菜给毁了…… Tossed about for one hour, finally can serve food. 折腾了一个多小时,终于可以上菜了。 On the dinner table, Lin Jia is dumb as a wooden chicken looks at several dishes, wants the crying tears, took up the chopsticks to taste one encouragingly, on the whole face blanch, the forehead sweated at the scene, after several seconds, pulled out the paper napkin to spit to continue crazily......[ 在餐桌上,林嘉呆若木鸡地看着几道菜,欲哭泪,勉为其难地拿起筷子尝了一口,当场就满脸发白,额头冒汗,数秒钟后抽出餐巾纸狂吐不止……[ „You, you have put anything in this dish!” “你,你在这道菜里放了什么！” „Where I remember! What kind, isn't delicious?” “我哪里记得！怎样,不好吃吗？” Li Jiayu has also clamped that dish, tastes without demur, suddenly the whole face becomes flushed, like is in October is pregnant the whole body to tremble, but she has not spat obstinately, but by the greatest will, swallows in the belly stiffly, finally shows a relaxed expression, sticks out one's tongue saying: 李佳玉也夹了那道菜,二话不说尝了尝,忽然间满脸涨红,像是十月怀胎一样浑身发抖,但她愣是没吐出来,而是以莫大的毅力,硬生生地吞下肚子里,最后才摆出一副轻松的表情,吐吐舌头道: „Who said that has been unpalatable, but also delicious, Lin Jia, such delicious dish all did to you, was the gratuity you! You're welcome, eats.” “谁说难吃了,还蛮好吃的嘛,林嘉,这么好吃的菜全是给你做的,算是犒赏犒赏你！别客气,多吃点。” Li Jiayu wants to save face at all costs, kills her not to acknowledge one prepare food to be unpalatable, she has drunk. the water, the clear throat, ran to steam the steamed stuffed bun, in any case in refrigerator a big pile of defrosting steamed stuffed bun stuffed dumpling, although the flavor was not much, but at least can deglutition the cup 李佳玉死要面子,打死她也不会承认自己做菜难吃的,她喝了杯水,清清喉咙,跑去蒸包子了,反正冰箱里一大堆解冻的包子饺子,虽然味道不怎么样,但起码还是能下咽的。 „Yeah, this girl, not having the least bit girl to have the quality that...... Later who must marry her, absolutely was but actually the blood mildew of eight lifetime!” “哎,这个丫头,没有半点女孩子该有的品质……以后谁要娶了她,绝对是倒了八辈子的血霉！” Lin Jia shakes the head to sigh, the corners of the mouth actually bring back a warm smiling face, is most minimum, Li Jiayu no longer looked like just started like that aggressively not, she can lower the posture to prepare food, has stemmed from him to anticipate very much. 林嘉摇头叹气,嘴角却勾起一丝温馨的笑容,最起码,李佳玉不再像刚开始那般咄咄逼人不是吗,她能放下身段来做菜,已经很出乎他意料了。 Also takes up the chopsticks, selects that several not to calculate the dish that is unpalatable, tastes carefully, Lin Jia unexpectedly happy feelings, at least this is Li Jiayu to the ingredients that he makes, others cannot eat for a lifetime. 又拿起筷子,挑着那几道不算难吃的菜,细细地品尝,林嘉竟有一种幸福的感觉,至少这可是李佳玉给他做的料理,别人一辈子是吃不到的。 In the afternoon, they crossed in the room, Lin Jia healed from a wound well the rest, Li Jiayu hundred something to rely on plays the computer games, ran up to that web to kill the four directions greatly, as soon as she got online, immediately sent in the information on a troop person to her, inviting her to join the trade union, attended the computer game program, joined the corps, delivered the praise, even also the whores in many games asked her to be ambiguous. 下午,两人在屋子里渡过,林嘉好好养伤休息,李佳玉则百聊赖地玩起了电脑游戏,又跑到那款网游里大杀四方,她一上线,马上就一大群人给她发来信息,邀请她加入公会啦,参加电玩节目啦,加入战队啦,送上赞美啦,甚至还有很多游戏里的婊子找她暧昧。 After all, initially Li Jiayu showed off in the game, a person on large-scale hundred people of Dungeon, has shown but actually compared with the flamboyant ability, now web she is presented as the gods! 毕竟,当初李佳玉在游戏里出尽了风头,一个人就倒了一个大型百人副本,展现出比牛逼的能力,现在网游界她都被奉为神明了！ Li Jiayu will not type, she does not understand the Pinyin, or she does not speak English completely, therefore the voice in the game shouted a loudspeaker in the world: 李佳玉不会打字,她根本就不懂拼音,或者说,她完全不懂英语,所以就在游戏里语音在世界上喊了个喇叭: „Today chats very much, has to accompany me to fight? I take one time to hit ten!” “今天很聊耶,有没有陪我打架？我要一次打十个！” In an instant, the players in entire game server have tarried, the crow tit sound, stopped their loudspeaker including the game merchant...... 刹那间,整个游戏服务器里的玩家都呆住了,鸦雀声,连游戏商人也都停下了他们的喇叭…… Sound that Fuck, where braves, so to be how interesting to listen to! 卧槽,哪里冒出来的声音,怎会如此动听！ After responding, the game players looked, frontline propaganda unexpectedly was that plays the first master, the game God common Deity exists! 反应过来之后,游戏玩家们一看,喊话的居然就是那个游戏第一高手,游戏上帝一般的神人存在！ The next quarter, the entire game has seethed with excitement, voice loudspeaker run all over the place!( To be continued. If you like this work, welcome you to vote, monthly ticket, your support, is I biggest power. Mobile phone user welcome to m reading.) 下一刻,整个游戏都沸腾了,语音喇叭满天飞！(未完待续。如果您喜欢这部作品,欢迎您来投票、月票,您的支持,就是我最大的动力。手机用户请到m阅读。)
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