AS :: Volume #13

#1248: You are anything relate with Li Xiaoyao


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Good and evil green long neck hair lizard has also raised the pet of more than half a year, the sentiment is quite deep, Lin Jia hurried to take off the apron slightly to run down the staircase speedily, although outside also in torrential rain, but Lin Jia has not supported including the umbrella, opened the door to clash directly, heavy rain to hug his pet forest son-of-a-bitch. 好歹这条绿鬃蜥也是养了大半年的宠物,感情还是相当深的,林嘉赶紧就脱下围裙一溜烟小跑下了楼梯,尽管外面还在下着滂沱大雨,可林嘉连雨伞都没撑,直接就打开房门冲了出去,淋着雨就要去抱回他的宠物“林狗蛋”。 Son-of-a-bitch, you where! Comes back quickly!” “狗蛋,你在哪儿!快回来!” The torrential downpour will shortly moisten Lin Jia's all clothes, but also flowed in his eye, but he does not care, is considering only shouting loudly, but in the location where also has the form of green long neck hair lizard? 瓢泼大雨顷刻间就打湿了林嘉所有的衣服,还流进了他的眼睛,可他一点儿都不在乎,只顾着大喊大叫,可是场地内哪里还有绿鬃蜥的身影? Perhaps it early has been towing lame, throws to throw to crawl to hide to the flower-bed grove, in which drainage also or has climbed to ride the current of water to run away? 恐怕它早已经拖着瘸腿,扑哧扑哧地爬到花坛树丛里面躲起来,又或者已经爬进哪条水沟里乘着水流跑掉了? Son-of-a-bitch, how you are cruel enough to go to me, initially bought you to go home, but has spent my 300 oceans, you have not accompanied me I not to lonely at home to dying......” “狗蛋,你怎么就忍心离我而去呀,当初买你回家可是花了我300块大洋的呀,没你陪我在家我还不得孤独到死……” Whinning of pitiful and painful penetrating heart resounds through four wild, grieved desire Lin Jia certainly, whatever the rain water soaks his whole body, the icy cold liquid has penetrated his flesh and blood, as if linked his heart to ice up. 凄惨而又痛彻心扉的哀嚎响彻四野,心痛欲绝的林嘉任由雨水浸湿他全身,冰冰凉凉的液体透过了他的血肉,似乎连他的心脏都结冰了。 While Lin Jia also in sorrowful, outside the courtyard drove into a red BMW bold car(riage) suddenly, and has hit the drifting slam on the brakes in the water rampantly, splashed Datan water to sprinkle to Lin Jia, immediately made him enjoy the treatment of water-sprinkling festival, filled also to sprinkle his mouth including the sewage of silt, flushed his hair completely mounts in the same place. 正当林嘉还在哀痛的时候,院子外忽然驶入了一辆红色宝马豪车,而且还非常嚣张地在积水上打了个漂移式急刹车,溅起了一大滩水泼向林嘉,登时让他享受到泼水节的待遇,满含泥沙的脏水还泼进了他的嘴里,更把他的头发都冲得完全黏在一起。 Squeek “吱” After rapid brake sound, the glass window of bold car(riage) takes advantage of opportunity to fall, just now the second generation of rich vehicle owner of that shouting'mother-fucker' slightly finds out the head. Bares the mouth to shout to clear the way toward Lin Jia rampantly: 急促的刹车声过后,豪车的玻璃窗户顺势降下来,方才那个骂娘的富二代车主微微探出脑袋。龇着嘴朝林嘉嚣张地喝道: Boy, takes the umbrella quickly comes, I and my chamberpot must take shelter from the rain in your family. Hears? This is your being honored, my father does the estate, your this house little said that also 20 years, another day I will ask the person to come to you to repair...... Hello, you are also gawking doing, goes quickly!” “小子,快去拿把伞过来,我和我马子要在你家里避雨。听到没?这是你的荣幸,哦,我爹是搞楼盘的,你这房子少说也有20个年头了,改日我会叫人来给你重新装修一下……喂,你还愣着干啥,快去!” Second generation of rich vehicle owner this obviously is the bounced check that writes. Evaded a rain to be also supercilious Feiyang to be domineering, speaks thoughtlessly said that helped the person repair the house, damn who believed? At least Lin Jia does not believe. Moreover the manner of Lin Jia also very much not being feeling well second generation of rich vehicle owner, a little spends money a bold car(riage) to pick up a young lady to think to be a cut above other people, believe oneself infallible Emperor father? 富二代车主这明显是开的空头支票。避个雨还那么目中无人飞扬跋扈,随口就说帮人装修房子,他妈的谁信?至少林嘉就不信。而且林嘉也很不爽富二代车主的态度,有点破钱开个豪车泡个小姐就自以为高人一等,自以为是天皇老子了? Before Lin Jia looked at the car(riage) of that dehiscence window, as well as that horrible to look at vehicle roof. Although in the moral nature very feels sorry. But this has not related with him, in any case the chief criminal is Li Jiayu, he does not have the least bit to be guilty! 林嘉看了看那开裂的车前窗,以及那惨不忍睹的车顶。虽然心底里挺过意不去。但这跟他才没关系呢,反正罪魁祸首是李佳玉,他可没半点愧疚! Excuse me, in the family|home is not convenient, elsewhere you go to take shelter from the rain.” “不好意思,家里不方便,你去别处避雨。” What? What did your boy say? Doesn't give me a face?” The second generation of rich vehicle owner stared staring, the flesh lump on face in twitching, after all under outside that big rain, the wizard knows when can stop. If this gets down again greatly, had no way to see clearly Lu Meifa to drive. “什么?你小子说啥呢?不给我个面子?”富二代车主瞪了瞪眼,脸上的肉块都在抽搐着,毕竟外面下那么大的雨,鬼才知道啥时候才能停。这要是再下得大一点,就没法看清路没法开车了。 Bi She is crude. Could not receive your such wealthy family juniors, moreover your this car(riage) was damaged like this, who knows that you can depend in me afterward, said that was I have broken your car(riage), therefore, please leave.” Lin Jia unemotionally to say. “鄙舍简陋寒酸。接待不了你这样的富家子弟,况且你这车都受损成这样了,谁知道你事后会不会赖到我身上,说是我砸坏了你的车,所以,请你离开。”林嘉面无表情道。 If other times, in Lin Jia can also make others come home but actually takes shelter from the rain, but the present is very special period, in the family|home also has unknown creature Li Jiayu! 如果是其他时候,林嘉倒也可以让别人来家里避雨,可是现在是非常时期呀,家里还有个未知生物李佳玉呢! On this second generation of rich vehicle owner vehicle is also carrying two beautifully making up little girl, understood at a glance that is lovelace who likes the dual flight, if makes him see family's Li Jiayu, 这富二代车主车上还载着两个浓妆艳抹的妞儿,一看就知道是喜欢双飞的色魔,要是让他见到家里的李佳玉, He is ironclad, or goes forward to sexually harass honestly, but will greet his is Li Jiayu that earthenware cooking pot will be big the fist, will meet a cruel death dead ironclad!!! 他铁定要不老实地上前调戏,而迎接他的将会是李佳玉那“砂锅大”的拳头,铁定会粉身碎骨死翘翘的!!! Therefore Lin Jia this is saving the life of this second generation of rich vehicle owner in disguised form, thinks through a matter! 所以林嘉这是在变相拯救这富二代车主的命,用心良苦啊! „Don't you, you give me seriously the face? Damn, the young animal is looking down upon me, feared that I do depend on your tent? Told you, although this car(riage) broke, but was not expensive, the father can buy ten eight casually, with playing!” “你,你当真不给我面子?操,小崽子瞧不起我,怕我赖你帐?告诉你,这车虽然破了,但也不算贵,老子随随便便就能买个十辆八辆,跟玩儿似的!” The vehicle owners scolded one, Lin Jia jumps actually at heart slightly, 车主骂了一声,林嘉倒是心里微微一跳, No matter what, after all was his family's alarm clock this BMW pounding, this vehicle owner affirmed that wanted to catch the murderer breathless, as everyone knows, the murderer in good condition was treating in Lin Jia's family|home...... 不管怎么说,终归是他家里的闹钟将这台宝马给砸了的,这车主肯定气急败坏地想要抓出凶手,殊不知,凶手就在林嘉的家里好端端地待着呢…… „Don't boy, give to be concerned about face, finds this to show? The US goods, inlay the drill, if you know the limitation, took away, sells little saying that also value 350,000, did understand?” “小子,别给脸不要脸,瞧见这块表了没?美国货,镶钻的,你要是识相,就拿去,卖出去少说也值个350000,懂?” Under the gazes of two little girl, the second generation of rich vehicle owner naturally must look for the face, even if the anxiety must handle Lin Jia, therefore compares the gold watch on arm. 在两个妞儿的注视下,富二代车主自然要找找面子,就算肉疼也得搞定林嘉,于是就比了比手臂上的金表。 Lin Jia is actually very excited, 350,000 for him are not the small numbers, sufficed he one year of expenses, but the present is very special period, cannot make him enter in home the gate, immediately he also can only endure suffering the rejection. 林嘉倒是很心动,350000对他来说可不是小数目,够他一年的开销了,但现在是非常时期,万万不能让他进家里门的,当下他也只能忍痛拒绝。 Sorry, money cannot buy over me, said that is not good is not good!” “抱歉,钱不能收买我,说不行就不行!” Boy, you......” “小子,你……” Brother, is actually this, in my family had a family member just to fall to plunge to death from the building, the corpse was robbed, my family member was rummaging through chests and cupboards the reorganization relic, therefore did not facilitate really......” “老哥,其实是这样的,我家里有个亲人刚刚从楼上掉下来摔死,尸体被盗了,我家里人在翻箱倒柜整理遗物呢,所以真不方便……” Damn! Unlucky!” “操!晦气!” The second generation of rich vehicle owner hears this saying, immediately cursed one on the complexion pale, after stared a Lin Jia, indignantly was driving bold car(riage) squeek a start, swaggered away, but has not opened dozens meters, Peng has hit on the big tree, immediately was off their feet, the head that the second generation of rich felt the hemorrhage, cursed: 富二代车主一听到这话,当即就脸色铁青地咒骂一句,愤愤地瞪了一眼林嘉之后又开着豪车“吱”地一声启动,扬长而去,但是还没开几十米,就“彭”地一声撞到了大树上,登时人仰马翻,富二代摸着出血的脑袋,咒骂道: I said that today so to be how bad luck , the pounded car(riage) has a collision, originally was that house some people dies, mother, the owing father also wants to come nearby this dozen of field operations, damn caught unluckily, walked, hurried to leave this place!” “我说今天怎么那么倒霉,又是被砸车又是撞车,原来是那房子有人死了啊,妈的,亏老子还想来这附近打野战,就他妈的是染上了晦气,走走走,赶紧离开这地方!” The vehicle reverses difficultly, goes carefully on the path, moves slowly forward, until vanishing...... 车子艰难地倒转过来,又小心地行驶在道路上,缓缓地向前移动,直到消失…… But Lin Jia witnessed after the BMW departs thoroughly, relaxed, racket chest tastes: 而林嘉目睹宝马彻底离去之后才松了口气,拍拍胸口道: Saves others a life victory to make the Seventh Level buddhist monk, the local tyrant little elder brother, you went to hell to probably say one to the yama, is my Lin Jia has rescued your life...... However, you also are really not be easily swindled, I said that any you believe anything, but I said is not the lie, half real , half fake, my son-of-a-bitch truly jumped from an upper story to break the leg to run away, this with dying the corpse had been robbed to have anything to distinguish...... Yeah, my son-of-a-bitch, how your I may not live. Early knows that I should give to sell out you couple days ago, the good and evil can gain 7~8 hundred!” “救人一命胜造七级浮屠,土豪小哥,你下了地狱可要跟阎王说一声,是我林嘉救过你一命呐……唔,不过话说回来,你还真是好骗,我说啥你就信啥,但我说的也不全是假话,半真半假,我的‘狗蛋儿’确实跳楼摔断腿跑掉了,这跟死掉了尸体被盗有啥区别……哎,我的狗蛋儿,没你我可怎么活。早知道我前几天就该把你给卖掉,好歹能赚个七八百!” Lin Jia has pinched fist indignantly, this returns to the house. Following the staircase to two buildings, discovered that Li Jiayu finished eating an entire big watermelon unexpectedly, naturally she has also scratched a cleanness small mouth with the paper goods, the ground lies down dozens groups to rub the round balled paper actually. 林嘉愤愤地捏了捏拳头,这才回到房子里。顺着楼梯上到二楼,发现李佳玉竟然已经把一整个大西瓜吃完了,当然她还用纸巾把小嘴儿擦了个干干净净,倒是地上躺着几十团揉圆的纸团。 „Do you like the heavy rain very much?” Li Jiayu is shining pair of water bright eyes, asked calmly, does not remember quite the same as she frightened the matter that the green long neck hair lizard jumped from an upper story. “你很喜欢淋雨吗?”李佳玉忽闪忽闪着一双似水明眸,若无其事地问道,浑然不记得她把绿鬃蜥吓得跳楼的事。 „...... Does not like! However I want to ask that you had made anything to my son-of-a-bitch a moment ago. Harms it to have that big response!” “……不喜欢!但是我想问,你刚才到底对我的狗蛋儿做了啥。害它有那么大的反应!” „Do I know? I poked under its head, perhaps it was the sleepwalk, the dream the dream is jumping from an upper story......” Li Jiayu to say very much innocently. “我怎么知道?我只是戳了下它的脑袋而已,说不定它是梦游,梦着梦着就跳楼了……”李佳玉很无辜地说道。 Sleepwalk!!! Good to explain!! Do you know how long with son-of-a-bitch I am bound by a common destiny! Because of your such stamp. I then lost this family member, couple days ago had a friend to come my family, bids the 7~8 hundred dollars I not to hate to sell out it......” “梦游!!!好解释!!你知不知道我跟狗蛋儿相依为命多久!就因为你这么一戳。我便失去了这位亲人,前几天有个朋友来我家,出价七八百块钱我都没舍得卖掉它呢……” Has resulted, is really wordy. If you are unsatisfied. Can come sole choice, I have scared your pet, can you hit me one to try?” “得了,真啰嗦。你要是不满意。可以来单挑呀,我吓坏了你的宠物,你可以来打我一顿试试?” „......” Lin Jia has instigated immediately, was similar to the balloon of air leakage soft, coughed a shift topic: “呃……”林嘉立马就怂了,如同漏气的气球般软了下来,咳嗽一声转移话题道: That, he he, I below noodles had boiled a moment ago probably, boiled for five minutes. I take a look......” “那个,呵呵,我刚才下的面条大概开锅了,都煮五分钟了。我去瞧瞧……” Lin Jia does not dare to annoy Li Jiayu again, runs to lift the pot hastily. Immediately that is combining the tomato, egg and beef fragrance smell along with the steam tuck dive, Li Jiayu smells then at present one brightly, yelled: 林嘉可不敢再惹李佳玉,连忙跑去掀开锅。登时那混杂着番茄、鸡蛋、牛肉香味的气味就随着蒸汽翻腾而出,李佳玉一嗅到便眼前一亮,大叫道: Hurry up, I must eat!” “快点,我要吃!” Well good, this makes to you......” “好好好,这就给你弄……” That said right, but Lin Jia also really worries, he indeed made ten people of shares to Li Jiayu a moment ago the noodles, now this cooks the good noodles almost to be full a pot, looks frightening, he does not know how quickly this noodles should clamp...... 话是这么说没错,但林嘉还真的发起愁来,他刚才的的确确是给李佳玉弄十人份的面条,如今这煮好的面条几乎满满一锅,看着都让人心惊,他都快不知道这面条该怎么夹起来了…… Also, wasn't Li Jiayu had eaten a ten jin (0.5 kg) watermelon a moment ago cleanly? Can she also be able to eat up that many noodles really? 还有,李佳玉刚才不是已经把一个十斤重的西瓜吃了个干干净净吗?她真的还能吃得下那么多面条吗? Lin Jia takes out a big large bowl from the disinfection cabinet, 15 cms in diameter that has clamped the full large bowl to Li Jiayu, above scattered the minced green onion dried vegetables while convenient again, in addition a hot sauce, then carries to the table on. 林嘉从消毒柜里取出一个大海碗,直径15公分的那种,给李佳玉夹了满满一大碗,顺便再上面撒了点葱花菜干,加了点辣酱,便端到桌子上。 „, Has done well, you eat fully, remembers that must use the chopsticks, finished eating you to go to the pot to add again...... I, I returned to the room to brush to change the clothes first.” “喏,弄好了,你自己满满吃哦,记得要用筷子,吃完了你自己去锅里再加点……我,我先回房里擦身换衣服了。” Wait / Etc., how do the chopsticks use?” “等等,筷子怎么用?” Li Jiayu has doubts very much looks at the wooden chopsticks on table, she since the blackening, useless the chopsticks has eaten meal, 45 years got down already gave to forget. 李佳玉很疑惑地看着桌子上的木筷,她自从黑化以来,都没用过筷子来吃饭,45年下来早就给忘掉了。 Is this......” “就是这样……” Does not understand!” “不懂!” Yeah, ok, useless chopsticks is very difficult to be short the time to learn, I take a fork to you......” “哎,算了,没用过筷子的很难短时间学会,我给你拿个叉子……” Li Jiayu will truly not use the chopsticks, but were many on convenience with the words of fork, her sōu sōu sōu used the fork to transfer two in the hand, was charming and elegant, compared favorably with these to play the playing cards sufficiently the gambling Saint, immediately she was impolite, curled up the noodles of big group big group directly, slid draws the mouth. 李佳玉确实不会用筷子,但是用叉子的话就方便多了,她嗖嗖嗖地就用叉子在手里面转了两圈,帅气又飘逸,足以媲美那些玩扑克的赌圣了,当下她也不客气,直接就卷起大团大团的面条,“兹溜”地吸进嘴里。 After several minutes, Lin Jia dried the hair to change clothes, was blowing the hair with the blowing tube, while sat in the Li Jiayu opposite is appreciating her that clumsy and wild table manners. 几分钟后,林嘉擦干了头发换了一身衣服,一边拿吹风筒吹着头发,一边坐在李佳玉对面欣赏着她那笨拙而又狂野的吃相。 We meet are the reasons, so-called does not hit is not acquainted, I thought it is necessary to introduce, my name was Lin Jia, the unmarried, students, the electricity competition master, the concurrent job illustration assistant, the third-class network writer, in online assorted mixed a money to live in brief...... You? Do you come from the dragon and underground city from that beautiful difficult adversary? Meets cultivation to meet the magic? Was right, do you have carry the superhuman along change body? Could you summon giant reach as high as? In your dantian can have a flying sword?” “咱们相见即是缘,呃,所谓不打不相识嘛,我觉得有必要重新介绍一下,我叫林嘉,未婚,大四学生,电竞高手,兼职插画助理,三流网络作家,总之就是在网上杂七杂八地混点钱过日子……你呢?你是来自那美克星还是来自龙与地下城?会修真还是会魔法?哦对了,你有没有随身携带超人变身器?或者你能否召唤出巨型高达?你的丹田里会不会有一把飞剑?” Li Jiayu is chewing the dried beef, while is rousing the cheek, nimble and resourceful both eyes have squinted several, this somewhat annoyingly said: 李佳玉一边咀嚼着牛肉干,一边鼓着腮帮子,灵动的双眼斜视了几下,这才有些懊恼地说道: Wants you to manage! So long as in any case you know that I was transmigrator am right!” “要你管!反正你只要知道我是穿越者就对了!” But...... However name? Can I know your given name? If whose subordinate others asked me are, if I could not say your illustrious prestige, that hasn't been shamed to you?” “但是……但是名字呢?我总要知道你的名号?别人要是问起我是谁的手下,我要是说不出你的赫赫威名,那还不给您蒙羞啊?” I called Li Jiayu!” “我叫李佳玉!” „, Li Jiayu, good name, I to have remembered Li Xiaoyao, are you Li Xiaoyao granddaughter?” “呃,李佳玉,好名字,我想起了李逍遥,你是李逍遥的孙女?” Li Jiayu is Li Jiayu, has not related with Li Xiaoyao!”( To be continued..) 李佳玉就是李佳玉,跟李逍遥才没关系呢!”(未完待续。。)
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