() „Suchselectsrootinsufficientlymeto eat!”
()“就这么点根不够我吃!”Lin Jiadid not havewith enough timescared, Li Jiayuonswallows the finalchicken feet, whileturns the headto complaintowardhim:
林嘉还没来得及傻眼,李佳玉就一边吞咽最后的凤爪,一边转过头来朝他抱怨道:„I30%full, you, makeeatingtomeagaincomes!”
“我才三成饱,你,再给我弄点吃的来!”„......”
“呃……”Lin Jiathischapteris not good, gū lūeyeis taking a look atLi Jiayuthatglossshiningcherrysmallmouth, whilelooked on the table the scattered in disorderbox, hehas no wayto believe that reallyLi Jiayuwill eatthatquickly......
林嘉这回不愣不行,咕噜着眼睛一边瞅着李佳玉那油光发亮的樱桃小嘴,一边看了看桌子上散乱的盒子,他真的没法相信李佳玉会吃得那么快……Herubbed the neckto pant for breatha moment ago, has not arrived for oneminute, butis that shorttimeshecanalmosteat to eat all one's food the steaming hotbreakfast, shedid not fearhot, whatmostmadehissurprisedwas, Li Jiayuate the chicken feetnot to spit the boneunexpectedly, thisagealso was too rather good, althoughmanypeople can also eat the chicken feetnot to spit the bone, butallswallowed downfivechicken feetin a short timealsoreallyneedssometechnique contents......
他刚才只是揉着脖子喘息一下,还没到一分钟呐,可就是那么短的时间她就能把热气腾腾的早饭差点吃光,难道她就不怕烫的吗,最最令他惊奇的是,李佳玉吃凤爪居然还不吐骨头,这牙口未免也太好了,虽然不少人也能吃凤爪不吐骨头,但那么短时间内把五个凤爪全吞下去还真的需要一些技术含量的……„You, whyyousuchhang......”Lin Jiasomewhatabsent-mindedto shiverto say.
“你,你为何这么吊……”林嘉有些失神地颤抖道。„BecauseIhang!”
“因为我就是吊!”Li Jiayuthatflesh colorcheekrouses, isin the greedy persongeneraleyesis dodgingcold lightlikely, greasyfingeronLin Jia'stip of the nose, the squawkexclaimed:李佳玉那粉红的腮帮子鼓起来,像是饿狼一般眼里闪着寒光,油腻腻的手指头点在林嘉的鼻尖上,尖声吼道:„Youhearnot to have, IsaidthatIam hungry, givesmeto makeeatingquicklyagaincomes!”
“你到底听到没,我说,我还是饿,快给我再弄点吃的来!”„......”Lin Jiahas ridiculed, retreatseveralsteps, askedslightlycarefully: „Do youwantto eatseveralpeople of shares the breakfasts?”
“呃……”林嘉讪笑了一下,稍微后退几步,小心问道:“你是要吃几人份的早饭?”„Threepeople...... No, fivepeople!”Li Jiayucompares the five fingers, butsheis crooked the headto think, hitto startlechanges a statementto shout: „, Ido not eattenpeople of shares! Till eats to the full!”
“三人……不,五人!”李佳玉比出五指,但她歪着脑袋想了想,又打了个激灵改口喊道:“不不不,我要吃十人份的!吃饱为止!”„...... Excuse me, youthink that youareinstomachuniverse, howpossibly to eat uptenpeople of shares, thatwill break openyourbelly......”
“……拜托,你以为你是肚里乾坤啊,怎么可能吃得下十人份,那会撑破你肚皮的……”Lin Jialooked at a Li Jiayuthatsmoothlower abdomen.
林嘉瞄了一眼李佳玉那平坦的小腹。„Quarrelled! Isaidtenpeople of sharesontenpeople of shares! Nowgoesto maketomequickly!”
“吵死啦!我说十人份就十人份!现在快去给我弄!”„Wellgood, mythisgoes. Yeah, has not thought that transmigratorthatcaneatunexpectedly, IestimatedthatYao Mingdoes not havethat many that youeat, ifwhichdayconvenes the bigstomachkingto compete, youcanarrange the advancingtop threeprobably, lightdepends onthisyou to receivetens of thousandsUS dollarsbonus, livesdid not worry that perhaps can also push onward the Guinness World Record......”
“好好好,我这就去。哎,没想到穿越者居然那么能吃,我估计,姚明都没你吃的那么多咧,如果哪天召开大胃王比赛,你大概可以排进前三甲,光靠这个你就能拿到好几万美元的奖金,生活不愁了,说不定还能挺进吉尼斯纪录……”„Don'tchatty. Goesquickly!!!”
“别唧唧歪歪地。快去!!!”„Wellgood, thisgoes to......”Lin Jiato let go, butsaid: „Nowgaveyouto make the gruel the wordstoofeetime, in the refrigeratordid not havetoomanydishes...... Wú, orgivesunderyounoodles. additionalmonkey meat, ham, egg, tomatoandfishdo, what kind of?”
“好好好,这就去……”林嘉摊了摊手,无奈道:“现在给你煲粥的话太费时间了,冰箱里也没有太多的菜了……唔,要不给你下点面条。加点罐头牛肉、火腿、鸡蛋、番茄、鱼干,怎么样?”„Candodelicious?”
“能做的好吃吗?”„Shouldalsogood......”
“应该还行……”„Thatis also gawkingdoing, givesmeto doquickly!”
“那还愣着干什么,快给我去做!”„Compliant!”
“遵命!”Lin Jiaties the apronhastily, takes outall sorts ofsource materialto be busy at workfrom the refrigerator, simultaneouslyhas not forgottento remindone:
林嘉连忙系上围裙,从冰箱里取出种种素材忙活起来,同时还不忘提醒一声:„Was right, youmusteat a fruit, in the refrigeratorhas the watermelon. Ifyoulikebeing ableto take awayto eat, the fruit knifeIdo not remember where placed, buton the blockwas putting the kitchen knife......”
“哦对了,你要吃点水果吗,冰箱里有西瓜。你如果喜欢的话可以拿去吃点哦,水果刀我不记得放在哪里了,但砧板上放着菜刀……”Lin Jiahuahas not said that actuallylistens to„” a dull thumping sound. Hehas turned aroundhastily, actuallyseeson the dinner tableis putting a watermelonto be pattedis split up, the brightwatermelon juicesplashessheeverywhereis.
林嘉话还没说完,却听“嘣”的一声闷响。他连忙转过身去,却见餐桌上放着的一个西瓜被拍得四分五裂,鲜艳的西瓜汁溅she得到处都是。
On the Li Jiayu'sface and haircontaminatedonsomewatermelon juices, whatfortunatelysheput onwas the claret-redsevest. Caught the watermelon juicenot to dislikebut actuallydirty......
就连李佳玉的脸上和头发上都沾染上了一些西瓜汁,幸运的是她穿着的是酒红se背心。染上了西瓜汁倒也不嫌脏……„Do youandyoudo?”
“你、你干什么?”„Pats the watermelon, troubleswithbladeChiedo. A fistpounds to eatin the same old way!”
“拍西瓜,用刀切多麻烦。一拳头砸下去照样能吃!”„You......”
“你……”Lin Jiais staring a pair of supercilious look, looked likeattractsPoison Qito be the same, byLi Jiayuhad been madethoroughwas speechless, indeedLi Jiayuwas the violencecrazydemon, canshenot be willingto wasteleast bitphysical strengthuse violence the matter of solutionagain, nowmaybe good, herbladewas disinclinedto use, moved to the watermelon in refrigerator the tabledirectly, a fistknockedto handleonall things, was really the giving up affectationpleasureis infinite.
林嘉瞪着一双白眼,就像是吸了毒气一样,已经被李佳玉弄得彻底无语了,敢情李佳玉就是个暴力狂魔啊,能用暴力解决的事她就不愿意再浪费半点体力,现在可好,她连刀都懒得用,直接把冰箱里的西瓜搬到桌子上,一拳头敲下去就万事搞定,啧啧,真是返璞归真乐趣无穷呐。Pastrihas the entertainment programto do on large scaleempty-handedto break off the apple, empty-handedbares the durian the unique skill, nowhadLi Jiayuto fight with the fiststo explode the watermelon, the wordssaidthatshe can also attend the «AloneGateUnique skill»program, byherbrute strength, canmake the broken1000watermelonnotasthmascontinuously......
昔ri有娱乐节目大搞空手掰开苹果,空手剥开榴莲的绝活,现在有李佳玉一拳打爆西瓜,话说,她也可以去参加《独门绝活》节目的,以她的蛮劲,可以连续拍碎1000个西瓜都不气喘……„MyanythingI, have seen the chestbrokenbigstone, has not seenempty-handedhas patted the watermelon, the hairgrows in experienceshort!”
“我什么我,见过胸口碎大石,没见过空手拍西瓜吗,头发长见识短!”Li Jiayutakes up a scrapfreshwatermelon, wolfs down, eats the mouthfulis the watermelon juices, luckilyby the dinner tableis the paper goods, sheeats the watermelonwhilecleans the juice, otherwisethatwatermelon juicemustflow inherneckneckto smearherwhiteshirt.李佳玉拿起一小块新鲜的西瓜,狼吞虎咽起来,吃得满嘴都是西瓜汁,幸好餐桌旁边就是纸巾,她一边吃西瓜一边擦拭汁液,要不然那西瓜汁就要流进她颈脖弄脏她的白衬衣了。Lin Jiafull headheavy line, showed the whites of the eyesreluctantly, mustsay that the hairgrows in experienceshort, is the Li Jiayu'shairis obviously longis good, herelegantshiny blackHairislong and buttocks!
林嘉满头黑线,无奈地翻了个白眼,要说头发长见识短,明明是李佳玉的头发长得多好不好,她那头飘逸的黑亮秀发都是长及臀部的!HoweverLin Jiagood and evil is also the new centuryfourgoodyouth, does not lower oneself to the same levelwith the persistently unreasonablewoman, hecooks the noodlessilentlyearnestly, the flame, under the oil, beats the egg, to chop the tomato, busydelight.
不过林嘉好歹也是新世纪四好青年,不与蛮不讲理的女人一般见识,他默默地埋头煮面条,打火、下油、下面、打鸡蛋、剁番茄,忙的不亦乐乎。Li Jiayusatisfactoryis eatingwatermelon, whileis rotating the brightbrightbigeye, is taking a fast look aroundthiskitchen, once for a whileasked:李佳玉一边美美的吃着西瓜,一边转动着明亮亮的大眼睛,扫视着这个厨房,时不时地问道:„Yeah, whatthe is in refrigerator?”
“哎耶,冰箱里的这个是什么?”„Thatis the chocolate, was puttingrefrigeratornearlya halfyear.”
“那是巧克力,都放着冰箱快半年了。”„Delicious?”
“好吃吗?”„Girllikeseatinggenerally, youtaste, strawberrytaste.”
“女孩子一般都喜欢吃,你尝尝,草莓味的。”„Ido not eat!”Li Jiayushuts outto say.
“那我不吃了!”李佳玉嫌弃道。„Don't you who generally the girllikeseatingeat?”
“一般女孩子喜欢吃的你就不吃啊?”„Right, becauseIam notaverage person.”
“对,因为我不是一般人。”„Breakfast that butyouatea moment ago, isaverage personlikeseating......”
“可是你刚才吃的早点,就是一般人都喜欢吃的……”„Quarrelled! Youdid not speaknobodyto work as the muteyou! Whatthat is?”
“吵死啦!你不说话没人把你当哑巴!诶,那个是什么?”„That the lizard that isIraises, the greeniguanid, itis very docile, is cleverandsensible, Inamed the characterto be called the forestson-of-a-bitchtoit......”
“那个是我养的蜥蜴,绿鬣蜥,它很温顺的,又乖又懂事,我给它取了个名字叫做林狗蛋……”Actuallysees some corner of kitchen, is lying downpeacefully a lizard of sleeping soundly, sendsall over the bodygreen, the bodyis full, the skinties tightwithout the fold, although the appearancelooked likeugly, butlooks that but was actually very also imposing.
却见厨房的某个角落,安安静静地躺着一头熟睡的蜥蜴,通体发绿,身体饱满,皮肤紧绷无褶皱,虽然卖相看起来丑了点,但是看着倒也挺威风的。„Forestson-of-a-bitch? Goodname!”
“林狗蛋?好名字!”„You, do youwantto do? Do not passto teaseit, atyourviolencedegree, definitelywill pinch the son-of-a-bitch!”
“你,你这是要干什么?别过去逗它,以你的暴力程度,肯定会把狗蛋捏死的!”„Not, Iam liking!”
“不会的啦,我喜欢着呢!”
The Li Jiayulotus stepsmovelightly, oneruns up to„forestson-of-a-bitch”front, extends a make a movefinger of stampto makeitsheadgently, from sleeping soundlywakesit.李佳玉莲步轻移,咻地一下就跑到“林狗蛋”面前,轻轻地伸出手指戳弄它的脑袋,将它从酣睡中弄醒。Thislizardopens eyesto see the Li Jiayu'sflash, looked likeseesin worldmost terroristOgreghostsame, the opening mouthcrookedtonguehas cried out strangelypanic-stricken, immediatelytoeat the naistrengthto jump, whizonetumbledis hitting the stool, the sofa, the tea table, finallycrawledto the windowontotteringly, was similar to the jumping from an upper storysamefour limbsopens, AwooAwoojumpedonsuicide......
孰料,这条蜥蜴睁眼见到李佳玉的一瞬间,就像是见了世间最恐怖的食人魔鬼一样,惊恐地张嘴歪舌怪叫一声,随即以吃nai的力气跳了起来,嗖地一下就连滚带爬地一路撞着凳子,沙发,茶几,最后跌跌撞撞地爬到窗户上,如同跳楼一样四肢张开,嗷呜嗷呜地就自杀式跳了下去……„Oh! Sons-of-a-bitch, youhow!”
“哇啊啊啊!狗蛋,你怎么了!”Lin Jiasees that cannot help buthad a scare, could not attend tomakesanynoodlesagain, dashed the probe headto lookdirectlyto the windownear, actuallysaw„forestson-of-a-bitch who”fell downfrom the secondfloorsnot to be plunged to deathunexpectedly, butbroke a leg, even if were injured, italsolikehit the chickenbloodto towto break the leg, swungcrawlsin a flashforward, escapedtoward the forestin......
林嘉见状,不由得被吓了一跳,也顾不得再去弄什么面条了,直接飞奔到窗边探头望下去,却见从二楼掉下去的“林狗蛋”竟然没被摔死,只是摔断了一条腿,但即便受了伤,它也像是打了鸡血一样拖着断腿,一摇一晃地向前爬行,朝着森林里逃命……„Son-of-a-bitch, howyou were!”
“狗蛋,你这是怎么了!”Lin Jiafeelsincomparablystrangely, thislizardhehas raisedmore than half a year, has been clever, howto see that todayLi Jiayuwas frightenedescapes?
林嘉感到无比奇怪,这条蜥蜴他好歹养了大半年,一直都乖巧得很,怎么今天一看到李佳玉就被吓得逃命了呢?
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