AS :: Volume #13

#1247: Forest son-of-a-bitch hello!


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() Such selects root insufficiently me to eat!” ()“就这么点根不够我吃!” Lin Jia did not have with enough time scared, Li Jiayu on swallows the final chicken feet, while turns the head to complain toward him: 林嘉还没来得及傻眼,李佳玉就一边吞咽最后的凤爪,一边转过头来朝他抱怨道: I 30% full, you, make eating to me again comes!” “我才三成饱,你,再给我弄点吃的来!” „......” “呃……” Lin Jia this chapter is not good, gū lū eye is taking a look at Li Jiayu that gloss shining cherry small mouth, while looked on the table the scattered in disorder box, he has no way to believe that really Li Jiayu will eat that quickly...... 林嘉这回不愣不行,咕噜着眼睛一边瞅着李佳玉那油光发亮的樱桃小嘴,一边看了看桌子上散乱的盒子,他真的没法相信李佳玉会吃得那么快…… He rubbed the neck to pant for breath a moment ago, has not arrived for one minute, but is that short time she can almost eat to eat all one's food the steaming hot breakfast, she did not fear hot, what most made his surprised was, Li Jiayu ate the chicken feet not to spit the bone unexpectedly, this age also was too rather good, although many people can also eat the chicken feet not to spit the bone, but all swallowed down five chicken feet in a short time also really needs some technique contents...... 他刚才只是揉着脖子喘息一下,还没到一分钟呐,可就是那么短的时间她就能把热气腾腾的早饭差点吃光,难道她就不怕烫的吗,最最令他惊奇的是,李佳玉吃凤爪居然还不吐骨头,这牙口未免也太好了,虽然不少人也能吃凤爪不吐骨头,但那么短时间内把五个凤爪全吞下去还真的需要一些技术含量的…… You, why you such hang......” Lin Jia somewhat absent-minded to shiver to say. “你,你为何这么吊……”林嘉有些失神地颤抖道。 Because I hang!” “因为我就是吊!” Li Jiayu that flesh color cheek rouses, is in the greedy person general eyes is dodging cold light likely, greasy finger on Lin Jia's tip of the nose, the squawk exclaimed: 李佳玉那粉红的腮帮子鼓起来,像是饿狼一般眼里闪着寒光,油腻腻的手指头点在林嘉的鼻尖上,尖声吼道: You hear not to have, I said that I am hungry, gives me to make eating quickly again comes!” “你到底听到没,我说,我还是饿,快给我再弄点吃的来!” „......” Lin Jia has ridiculed, retreat several steps, asked slightly carefully: „Do you want to eat several people of shares the breakfasts?” “呃……”林嘉讪笑了一下,稍微后退几步,小心问道:“你是要吃几人份的早饭?” Three people...... No, five people!” Li Jiayu compares the five fingers, but she is crooked the head to think, hit to startle changes a statement to shout: „, I do not eat ten people of shares! Till eats to the full!” “三人……不,五人!”李佳玉比出五指,但她歪着脑袋想了想,又打了个激灵改口喊道:“不不不,我要吃十人份的!吃饱为止!” „...... Excuse me, you think that you are in stomach universe, how possibly to eat up ten people of shares, that will break open your belly......” “……拜托,你以为你是肚里乾坤啊,怎么可能吃得下十人份,那会撑破你肚皮的……” Lin Jia looked at a Li Jiayu that smooth lower abdomen. 林嘉瞄了一眼李佳玉那平坦的小腹。 Quarrelled! I said ten people of shares on ten people of shares! Now goes to make to me quickly!” “吵死啦!我说十人份就十人份!现在快去给我弄!” Well good, my this goes. Yeah, has not thought that transmigrator that can eat unexpectedly, I estimated that Yao Ming does not have that many that you eat, if which day convenes the big stomach king to compete, you can arrange the advancing top three probably, light depends on this you to receive tens of thousands US dollars bonus, lives did not worry that perhaps can also push onward the Guinness World Record......” “好好好,我这就去。哎,没想到穿越者居然那么能吃,我估计,姚明都没你吃的那么多咧,如果哪天召开大胃王比赛,你大概可以排进前三甲,光靠这个你就能拿到好几万美元的奖金,生活不愁了,说不定还能挺进吉尼斯纪录……” Don't chatty. Goes quickly!!!” “别唧唧歪歪地。快去!!!” Well good, this goes to......” Lin Jia to let go, but said: Now gave you to make the gruel the words too fee time, in the refrigerator did not have too many dishes...... , or gives under you noodles. additional monkey meat, ham, egg, tomato and fish do, what kind of?” “好好好,这就去……”林嘉摊了摊手,无奈道:“现在给你煲粥的话太费时间了,冰箱里也没有太多的菜了……唔,要不给你下点面条。加点罐头牛肉、火腿、鸡蛋、番茄、鱼干,怎么样?” Can do delicious?” “能做的好吃吗?” Should also good......” “应该还行……” That is also gawking doing, gives me to do quickly!” “那还愣着干什么,快给我去做!” Compliant!” “遵命!” Lin Jia ties the apron hastily, takes out all sorts of source material to be busy at work from the refrigerator, simultaneously has not forgotten to remind one: 林嘉连忙系上围裙,从冰箱里取出种种素材忙活起来,同时还不忘提醒一声: Was right, you must eat a fruit, in the refrigerator has the watermelon. If you like being able to take away to eat, the fruit knife I do not remember where placed, but on the block was putting the kitchen knife......” “哦对了,你要吃点水果吗,冰箱里有西瓜。你如果喜欢的话可以拿去吃点哦,水果刀我不记得放在哪里了,但砧板上放着菜刀……” Lin Jia hua has not said that actually listens to „” a dull thumping sound. He has turned around hastily, actually sees on the dinner table is putting a watermelon to be patted is split up, the bright watermelon juice splashes she everywhere is. 林嘉话还没说完,却听“嘣”的一声闷响。他连忙转过身去,却见餐桌上放着的一个西瓜被拍得四分五裂,鲜艳的西瓜汁溅she得到处都是。 On the Li Jiayu's face and hair contaminated on some watermelon juices, what fortunately she put on was the claret-red se vest. Caught the watermelon juice not to dislike but actually dirty...... 就连李佳玉的脸上和头发上都沾染上了一些西瓜汁,幸运的是她穿着的是酒红se背心。染上了西瓜汁倒也不嫌脏…… „Do you and you do?” “你、你干什么?” Pats the watermelon, troubles with blade Chiedo. A fist pounds to eat in the same old way!” “拍西瓜,用刀切多麻烦。一拳头砸下去照样能吃!” You......” “你……” Lin Jia is staring a pair of supercilious look, looked like attracts Poison Qi to be the same, by Li Jiayu had been made thorough was speechless, indeed Li Jiayu was the violence crazy demon, can she not be willing to waste least bit physical strength use violence the matter of solution again, now may be good, her blade was disinclined to use, moved to the watermelon in refrigerator the table directly, a fist knocked to handle on all things, was really the giving up affectation pleasure is infinite. 林嘉瞪着一双白眼,就像是吸了毒气一样,已经被李佳玉弄得彻底无语了,敢情李佳玉就是个暴力狂魔啊,能用暴力解决的事她就不愿意再浪费半点体力,现在可好,她连刀都懒得用,直接把冰箱里的西瓜搬到桌子上,一拳头敲下去就万事搞定,啧啧,真是返璞归真乐趣无穷呐。 Past ri has the entertainment program to do on large scale empty-handed to break off the apple, empty-handed bares the durian the unique skill, now had Li Jiayu to fight with the fists to explode the watermelon, the words said that she can also attend the «Alone Gate Unique skill» program, by her brute strength, can make the broken 1000 watermelon not asthmas continuously...... 昔ri有娱乐节目大搞空手掰开苹果,空手剥开榴莲的绝活,现在有李佳玉一拳打爆西瓜,话说,她也可以去参加《独门绝活》节目的,以她的蛮劲,可以连续拍碎1000个西瓜都不气喘…… My anything I, have seen the chest broken big stone, has not seen empty-handed has patted the watermelon, the hair grows in experience short!” “我什么我,见过胸口碎大石,没见过空手拍西瓜吗,头发长见识短!” Li Jiayu takes up a scrap fresh watermelon, wolfs down, eats the mouthful is the watermelon juices, luckily by the dinner table is the paper goods, she eats the watermelon while cleans the juice, otherwise that watermelon juice must flow in her neck neck to smear her white shirt. 李佳玉拿起一小块新鲜的西瓜,狼吞虎咽起来,吃得满嘴都是西瓜汁,幸好餐桌旁边就是纸巾,她一边吃西瓜一边擦拭汁液,要不然那西瓜汁就要流进她颈脖弄脏她的白衬衣了。 Lin Jia full head heavy line, showed the whites of the eyes reluctantly, must say that the hair grows in experience short, is the Li Jiayu's hair is obviously long is good, her elegant shiny black Hair is long and buttocks! 林嘉满头黑线,无奈地翻了个白眼,要说头发长见识短,明明是李佳玉的头发长得多好不好,她那头飘逸的黑亮秀发都是长及臀部的! However Lin Jia good and evil is also the new century four good youth, does not lower oneself to the same level with the persistently unreasonable woman, he cooks the noodles silently earnestly, the flame, under the oil, beats the egg, to chop the tomato, busy delight. 不过林嘉好歹也是新世纪四好青年,不与蛮不讲理的女人一般见识,他默默地埋头煮面条,打火、下油、下面、打鸡蛋、剁番茄,忙的不亦乐乎。 Li Jiayu satisfactory is eating watermelon, while is rotating the bright bright big eye, is taking a fast look around this kitchen, once for a while asked: 李佳玉一边美美的吃着西瓜,一边转动着明亮亮的大眼睛,扫视着这个厨房,时不时地问道: Yeah, what the is in refrigerator?” “哎耶,冰箱里的这个是什么?” That is the chocolate, was putting refrigerator nearly a half year.” “那是巧克力,都放着冰箱快半年了。” Delicious?” “好吃吗?” Girl likes eating generally, you taste, strawberry taste.” “女孩子一般都喜欢吃,你尝尝,草莓味的。” I do not eat!” Li Jiayu shuts out to say. “那我不吃了!”李佳玉嫌弃道。 „Don't you who generally the girl likes eating eat?” “一般女孩子喜欢吃的你就不吃啊?” Right, because I am not average person.” “对,因为我不是一般人。” Breakfast that but you ate a moment ago, is average person likes eating......” “可是你刚才吃的早点,就是一般人都喜欢吃的……” Quarrelled! You did not speak nobody to work as the mute you! What that is?” “吵死啦!你不说话没人把你当哑巴!诶,那个是什么?” That the lizard that is I raises, the green iguanid, it is very docile, is clever and sensible, I named the character to be called the forest son-of-a-bitch to it......” “那个是我养的蜥蜴,绿鬣蜥,它很温顺的,又乖又懂事,我给它取了个名字叫做林狗蛋……” Actually sees some corner of kitchen, is lying down peacefully a lizard of sleeping soundly, sends all over the body green, the body is full, the skin ties tight without the fold, although the appearance looked like ugly, but looks that but was actually very also imposing. 却见厨房的某个角落,安安静静地躺着一头熟睡的蜥蜴,通体发绿,身体饱满,皮肤紧绷无褶皱,虽然卖相看起来丑了点,但是看着倒也挺威风的。 Forest son-of-a-bitch? Good name!” “林狗蛋?好名字!” You, do you want to do? Do not pass to tease it, at your violence degree, definitely will pinch the son-of-a-bitch!” “你,你这是要干什么?别过去逗它,以你的暴力程度,肯定会把狗蛋捏死的!” Not, I am liking!” “不会的啦,我喜欢着呢!” The Li Jiayu lotus steps move lightly, one runs up to forest son-of-a-bitch front, extends a make a move finger of stamp to make its head gently, from sleeping soundly wakes it. 李佳玉莲步轻移,咻地一下就跑到“林狗蛋”面前,轻轻地伸出手指戳弄它的脑袋,将它从酣睡中弄醒。 This lizard opens eyes to see the Li Jiayu's flash, looked like sees in world most terrorist Ogre ghost same, the opening mouth crooked tongue has cried out strangely panic-stricken, immediately to eat the nai strength to jump, whiz one tumbled is hitting the stool, the sofa, the tea table, finally crawled to the window on totteringly, was similar to the jumping from an upper story same four limbs opens, Awoo Awoo jumped on suicide...... 孰料,这条蜥蜴睁眼见到李佳玉的一瞬间,就像是见了世间最恐怖的食人魔鬼一样,惊恐地张嘴歪舌怪叫一声,随即以吃nai的力气跳了起来,嗖地一下就连滚带爬地一路撞着凳子,沙发,茶几,最后跌跌撞撞地爬到窗户上,如同跳楼一样四肢张开,嗷呜嗷呜地就自杀式跳了下去…… Oh! Sons-of-a-bitch, you how!” “哇啊啊啊!狗蛋,你怎么了!” Lin Jia sees that cannot help but had a scare, could not attend to makes any noodles again, dashed the probe head to look directly to the window near, actually saw forest son-of-a-bitch who” fell down from the second floors not to be plunged to death unexpectedly, but broke a leg, even if were injured, it also like hit the chicken blood to tow to break the leg, swung crawls in a flash forward, escaped toward the forest in...... 林嘉见状,不由得被吓了一跳,也顾不得再去弄什么面条了,直接飞奔到窗边探头望下去,却见从二楼掉下去的“林狗蛋”竟然没被摔死,只是摔断了一条腿,但即便受了伤,它也像是打了鸡血一样拖着断腿,一摇一晃地向前爬行,朝着森林里逃命…… Son-of-a-bitch, how you were!” “狗蛋,你这是怎么了!” Lin Jia feels incomparably strangely, this lizard he has raised more than half a year, has been clever, how to see that today Li Jiayu was frightened escapes? 林嘉感到无比奇怪,这条蜥蜴他好歹养了大半年,一直都乖巧得很,怎么今天一看到李佳玉就被吓得逃命了呢?
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