„Why? Why? Why can like this?” Zhang Xiaoqiang wants to cry but have no tears, looks at Yang Ke'er that is frisking and scampering in the platform in all directions, he is depressed he to intertwine. “为什么？为什么？为什么会这样？”张小强欲哭无泪,看着正在平台上四处撒欢的杨可儿,他郁闷他纠结。 Yesterday's waist wound was now excellent, but the strength has not enhanced agilely are actually too many, tried under to enhance 20-30% reluctantly, in other words the strength can compare with D-Type Zombie, can compare with S-Type Zombie agilely. 昨日的腰伤现在已经大好,可力量敏捷却没提高太多,试了下勉强能提高两到三成,换句话说力量可以和D型丧尸比,敏捷可以和S型丧尸比。 But is this useful? What before killed D to kill S with killing Xiaoqiang same does not have to distinguish, met D2 is also not dish? Even if meets the evolved beast to be also same, is a crazy cowboy again? 可这有什么用？以前杀D型杀S型跟杀小强一样没什么区别,遇到D2还不是一盘菜？就算遇到变异兽也一样,难道再当一次疯狂牛仔？ Zhang Xiaoqiang as before from sorrow self-blame, why Yang Ke'er that little girl was changing the body has become vigorously the sailor, have oneself become not being able to kill Xiaoqiang? Why little girl satisfactory slept gets up how many large sizes baseless to obtain a strength again, was oneself tossed about suffering extreme distress in deep sorrow turned into Xiaoqiang? Is injured becomes the side effect of starved ghost! 张小强依旧在自哀自怨,凭什么杨可儿那小丫头变身成了大力水手,自己就成了打不死的小强？凭什么小丫头只是美美睡了一觉再上了几次大号就凭空得到一身力气,自己被折腾的死去活来痛不欲生就变成了小强？还有受伤就成饿死鬼的副作用！ „Is my name is inauspicious!” Zhang Xiaoqiang wonders very much, „blames that anything's «Tang Bohu To select autumn fragrance»” several dark clouds of not being able to see circles in his side, resentment is grave! “难道是我的名字不吉利！”张小强很纳闷,“都怪那什么什么的《唐伯虎点秋香》”几朵看不见的阴云在他身边盘旋,怨念深重啊！ „Oh!!! Kya!” Zhang Xiaoqiang deeply sighed, does not have means only to be able like this, the name badly was still the parents obtains again, said that also has accompanied the more than 30 years, when going to school the schoolmate sexually harassed, when being on intimate terms the bride's side attacked, could not raise the head by the more than ten years. May also calculate that lives now, these former days schoolmates, the girl also turns into zombie now! “唉！！！呀！”张小强深深地叹了口气,没办法只能这样了,名字再差依然是爹妈取得,怎么说也陪伴了自己30多年,虽然上学时同学调戏,相亲时女方打击,让自己十多年抬不起头来。可也算活到现在,那些旧日的同学,女孩现在也变成丧尸了吧！ „Uncle, do not sigh again! Felt relieved that I will protect your!” Yang Ke'er walks face saying proudly, little girl supine high, the eye seems looking at the hole top, the small chest, that small quail egg also had also been stretched by the camouflage clothing closely. “大叔,不要再叹气啦！放心我会保护你的！”杨可儿走过来一脸傲然的说道,小丫头头仰的高高的,眼睛似乎瞄着洞顶,小胸脯也挺了起来,那小鹌鹑蛋也被迷彩服绷得紧紧的。 „.......” Zhang Xiaoqiang looks that Yang Ke'er of proud resembles small peacock was only more depressed. “。。。。。。。”张小强看着骄傲的像只小孔雀的杨可儿更郁闷了。 „Relax the uncle, later who must bully your me to hit him, you want to bully whose I and you bully him together.” Yang Ke'er pats chest front quail egg to guarantee to Zhang Xiaoqiang. “放心啦大叔,以后啊谁要欺负你我就打他,你想欺负谁我和你一起欺负他。”杨可儿拍着胸前的鹌鹑蛋向张小强保证着。 „A little meaning! Has not raised finally white/in vain, a little conscience!” Zhang Xiaoqiang was at heart more comfortable, changes mind does not think right: „I do not become live by pimping?” “有点意思!总算还没白养,有点良心！”张小强心里舒服了些,转念一想不对:“我不是成吃软饭的了？” The after self-respect of man has cancelled, by the idea of little girl. 男人的自尊心打消了以后靠小丫头的想法。 „Gives you to select to smile you to treat as, love, gives you to select the sunlight you to treat as brightly? What appearance has a look at you now likely? Did today's practice do?” “给你点微笑你就当做、爱情,给你点阳光你就当做灿烂？看看你现在像什么样子？今天的练习做了没？” Zhang Xiaoqiang shows a deputy chief countenance to teach not knowing the immensity of heaven and earth some little girl. 张小强摆出一副长者嘴脸教训有些不知天高地厚的小丫头。 „What, my strength has increased now, that anything practices to put down slightly!” “什么嘛,现在我力气变大了,那什么什么练习可以稍稍放下一点嘛！” Yang Ke'er was discontented, shrinks said. 杨可儿怏了,畏畏缩缩地说道。 „Ant strength greatly its dry/does cat? You presently in what manner? Did the tail curl upwards?” “蚂蚁力气大它干的过猫吗？你现是在什么态度？尾巴翘起来了？” Zhang Xiaoqiang was reproving Yang Ke'er, expression that the whole face was expecting too much. 张小强训斥着杨可儿,满脸都是一副恨铁不成钢的表情。 Yang Ke'er slow-going exercises the mouth to talk over: „How ant trains not to hit the cat again! Does not have the culture, too will not analogy!” 杨可儿磨磨蹭蹭地去锻炼嘴里念叨着:“蚂蚁再怎么训练也打不过猫啊！没文化,太不会比喻啦！” „What were you whispering? Do not think that I cannot hear! Hasn't gone quickly?” Zhang Xiaoqiang behind bellows in Yang Ke'er suddenly! “你在嘀咕啥呢？别以为我听不见！还不快去？”张小强突然在杨可儿身后一声大吼！ „Has not said anything! Was tired, now not like uncle, like aunt.” Yang Ke'er brandishes that to make Beast Horn Spear of spear's/gun's body to do the assassination practice with spiral steel. “没说什么嘛！烦死了,现在不像大叔啦,像大婶儿。”杨可儿挥舞着那根用螺纹钢做枪身的兽角枪做刺杀练习。 „Little guy does, play with me?” Zhang Xiaoqiang is somewhat small happily, it seems like headworker governs in the person these words good drop! Then starts to be melancholy, man cannot hide under the woman skirt to drop, the man wants male. “小样儿,跟我玩儿？”张小强有些小得意,看来劳心者治于人这句话还是不错滴！接着又开始忧郁起来,男人是不能躲到女人裙子下面滴,男人就要雄起。 Zhang Xiaoqiang inflated to oneself, starts to recall the day before yesterday detail, that cup of rainwater that „little girl drank were eight points of full Di! That cup that I drink is five points of full Di, hasn't the weight/quantity attained a designated standard?” Zhang Xiaoqiang thinks oneself found the reason to run in high spirits to the bucket. 张小强给自己打气,开始回忆前天的细节,“小丫头喝的那杯雨水是八分满滴！我喝的那杯是五分满滴,难道分量没达标？”张小强认为自己找到了理由兴冲冲地向水桶跑去。 „How to have responded? Does not want to sleep, does not think large size, what feels?” Zhang Xiaoqiang takes the volume toilet paper to sit in the bed superior response, but the reality is brutal, the response meter/rice has! “怎么没反应呢？不想睡觉,不想大号,什么感觉都没有？”张小强拿着卷卫生纸坐在床上等反应,可现实是残酷的,嘛反应都米有！ „Is only effective to the woman?” Zhang Xiaoqiang is very painful, this is saw oneself including the pain that the women are inferior. “难道只对女人有效？”张小强很痛苦,这是看到自己连女人都不如的痛苦。 „Only the first effectiveness?” Zhang Xiaoqiang is very worried, one type by the worriedness that the woman crushes. “难道只有第一次有效？”张小强很烦闷,一种被女人压倒的烦闷。 The androcentrism is the idea of Zhang Xiaoqiang only belief, and for it struggle life, did not have the opportunity before, now savors on Yang Ke'er as a rapidness and feeling of grown man with great difficulty. Was actually attacked by the present reality. 大男子主义是张小强唯一信仰的主意,并为之奋斗一生,以前是没机会,现在好不容易在杨可儿身上品味到作为一个大男人的快、感。却又被现在现实打击到了。 „Man not easy Kya, especially to work as an unyielding real man not to be easier!” Zhang Xiaoqiang non-stop is voicing the feeling. “男人不容易呀,特别是当一个铁骨铮铮的大丈夫更不容易啊！”张小强不停的发着感慨。 „With, ha, with, ha!” Practitioner of Yang Ke'er in the platform assassinates earnestly, the sweat keeps seeping out from the volume, slips into on the small chin sparkling to shine following the cheeks, trickles along with her movement again. “和,哈,和,哈！”杨可儿在平台上认真地练习者刺杀,汗水不停地从额上渗出,顺着脸颊滑到小下巴上晶晶发亮,再随着她的动作滴下。 Zhang Xiaoqiang looks at the Yang Ke'er practice dull, did not do to count on to that strange rainwater, can affirm the rainwater to the human body the function, only then the first effectiveness, obtained the tremendous strength also in addition to improve looks like Yang Ke'er, son Zhang Xiaoqiang only improved looks effect, although the strength and speed also had the promotion, compared actually to ignore with Yang Ke'er. 张小强呆呆地看着杨可儿练习,对那怪异的雨水不做指望了,可以肯定雨水对人体的作用只有第一次有效,像杨可儿得到巨大的力量还外加美容,儿张小强只得到美容的功效,虽然力量和速度也有提升,和杨可儿比起来却又可以忽略不计。 „In Doomsday cannot eat meal by face!” Zhang Xiaoqiang becomes to oneself young thinks otherwise very much, even if were tidied up could not meet the standard of pretty boy, said in again Doomsday does not have the rich woman! “末世里不能靠脸吃饭啊！”张小强对自己变得年轻很不以为然,就算被整容了也达不到小白脸的标准,再说末世里也没有富婆啊！ The rainwater is a good thing, the first time rainwater and this entirely different, the first time rainwater makes Zhang Xiaoqiang feel oneself have become by the Eighth Route Army soldier who the Japanese forces torture, that little rainwater also almost made him confess. 雨水是个好东西,第一次的雨水和这次截然不同,第一次的雨水让张小强感觉自己成了被日军拷打的八路军战士,就那一点点雨水也差点让他交代了。 The second rainwater felt that is more like the weight-reducing tea, is not feeling well outside other besides the chrysanthemum also good, a big cup drinks to be also all right, as if specifically aims at the human the good medicine. 第二次雨水感觉更像是减肥茶,除了菊花不爽外其他都还不错,一大杯喝下去也没事,似乎是专门针对人类的良药。 „Treasure!” Zhang Xiaoqiang wants to understand, looks that also has the rainwater of most barrel somewhat to chuckle to oneself, no matter what received to say first again. “宝贝啊!”张小强想明白后看着还有大半桶的雨水有些窃喜,不管怎么说先收起来再说。 Looked that the clothing the rainwater of most plastic pot has always thought insufficiently, oneself do not need also to the son to remain! 看着装了大半塑料壶的雨水总觉不够,自己不用也可以给儿子留着啊! Thinks that son Zhang Xiaoqiang also sighed: „Son his mother has not known where is at?” little girl? On her blank slate stature? Temporarily does not consider. 想到儿子张小强又叹了口气:“儿他妈还不知道在哪？”小丫头？就她那白板身材？暂时不作考虑。 The good thing always not to dislike many, Zhang Xiaoqiang raises the vat preparation to contact again, sees Yang Ke'er that sweats profusely, the god of otaku arrives to oneself on, the otaku collected sayings are: „Can sit is not standing, can lie down is not sitting, can not strive not to strive.”. 好东西总是不嫌多的,张小强提着大桶准备再去接点,看到大汗淋漓的杨可儿,宅男之神又降临到自己身上,宅男的语录是:“能坐着不站着,能躺着就不坐着,能不出力就坚决不出力。”。 „Her strength is in any case big, does not need not to use white/in vain!” Zhang Xiaoqiang for is using the consciousness of child laborer not to have slightly. Greeted Yang Ke'er to raise two son plastic big pots to walk toward cave entrance. “反正她力气大,不用白不用！”张小强丝毫对正在使用童工的觉悟都没有。招呼杨可儿提着两儿塑料大壶就向洞口走去。 „, when” plastic barrel fell to the ground transferred several, to rolled at the same time. “哐当”塑料桶落到地上转了几下,向一边滚去。 „! Sun comes out! For a long time has not seen Sun!” Yang Ke'er stands under the sunlight cheers. “哦！太阳出来喽！好久没看到过太阳喽！”杨可儿站在阳光下欢呼。 After Doomsday arrival, nearly four months of sky overcast, obscure unclear cloud layer even/including many luminously do not hate to give, making this world obviously dismal. Now the rain stopped, Sun came out, the golden ray scatters shining on the earth has golden yellow. 末世到来后近四个月的时间天空一片阴晦,晦涩不明的云层连多一点光亮都舍不得给,让这世间更显悲凉。现在雨停了,太阳出来了,金子般的光线撒在大地上耀起一片金黄。 Warm sunlight according to Zhang Xiaoqiang, in heart actually some round of cold: „Did the man touch that thing to have bad luck really? How what isn't suitable?” 暖暖的阳光照在张小强身上,心中却有些发寒:“难道男人碰了那个东西真的会倒霉？怎么啥都不顺呢？” Looks that Yang Ke'er cheers under the sunlight, in the Zhang Xiaoqiang brain flashes through does not know where has read children's books: „Solar father-in-law came out, little girl smiles under the sunlight!” 看着杨可儿在阳光下欢呼雀跃,张小强脑中闪过不知在哪儿看过的儿童读物:“太阳公公出来了,小女孩在阳光下微笑！”