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#518: Strange Sebastian( one)

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On the television station, a reality show host is exhibiting a serious appearance that reports the news. 电视台上,一个真人秀主持人正摆出一副播报新闻的严肃模样。 „In Triathlon that this afternoon ended, Zhang Guan won the championship beyond expectation, this is also Zhang Guan in the seventh gold medal that at this Olympic Games wins.” “在今天下午结束的铁人三项比赛中,张冠出人意料的获得了冠军,这也是张冠在本届奥运会上获得的第七枚金牌。” „In previous Olympic Games, Zhang Guan most gold medals came from track and field, but London Olympic Games are actually different, the Zhang Guan seven gold medals respectively come from the tennis, bicycles, track and field and triathlons of these four major terms. In addition Zhang Guan also attended the competition of boxing, present Zhang Guan compares for four years ago must versatile!” “在上一届的奥运会中,张冠绝大多数的金牌都来自于田径项目,而伦敦奥运会却有所不同,张冠的七枚金牌分别来自网球、自行车、田径和铁人三项这四个大项。除此之外张冠还参加了拳击的比赛,现在的张冠比起四年前要更加的全能！” „Makes us count, gold medal project that so far, Zhang Guan obtains. The road bicycle road race, Zhang Guan obtains the gold medal, the silver medal is selected by British player Wikins ; The road bicycle individual racing match, Zhang Guan obtained the gold medal, the silver medal is also obtained by British player Wikins ; The track and field long jump project, Zhang Guan won the gold medal, British player Lusefude won the silver medal ; The track and field men's 10000 meters, Zhang Guan won the gold medal, British star Farrah won the silver medal ; The gold medal that the tennis project, Zhang Guan wins, the silver medal was won by British player Murai ; The track bicycle individual racing match, Zhang Guan won the gold medal, British player Kenny won a silver medal ; But today in the just-concluded triathlons of competitions, Zhang Guan takes away the gold medal, British triathlons of talent athlete Brownlee to win the silver medal once again.” “让我们细数一下,目前为止,张冠所获得的金牌项目。公路自行车公路赛,张冠获得金牌,银牌被英国选手维金斯摘取;公路自行车个人竞速赛,张冠获得了金牌,银牌同样被英国选手维金斯获得;田径跳远项目,张冠获得了金牌,英国选手卢瑟福德获得了银牌;田径男子10000米,张冠获得了金牌,英国名将法拉赫获得了银牌;网球项目,张冠获得的金牌,银牌被英国选手穆雷所摘取;场地自行车个人竞速赛,张冠获得金牌,英国选手肯尼拿到了一枚银牌;而今天刚刚结束的铁人三项的比赛中,张冠又一次的拿走了金牌,英国铁人三项天才运动员布朗利则拿到了银牌。” These seven gold medals that „Zhang Guan wins, something in common, I think that certain has discovered. Right! Zhang Guan obtains these seven projects of gold medal, the second place is the British player! Very the coincidence?” Host voice, in the look lightened the appearance of wisdom, the tone that he uses to ask then said: „Is this really the coincidence?” “张冠所获得的这七枚金牌,有一个共同之处,我想各位一定已经发现的。对了！张冠获得金牌的这七个项目,亚军都是英国选手！是不是很巧合？”主持人话音一顿,眼神中闪出了智慧的神采,他用反问的语气接着说道:“这真的是巧合么？” „Makes us look at a video clip again.” “让我们再看一段视频剪辑。” „What first I must thank is IAAF chairman, is British Olympic Organizing Committee chairman Mr. Sebastian. Actually I did not plan to participate in the bicycle, I after all am the track athlete, should be right in the track and field stadium. However IAAF actually limited me to attend the competition of track and field, therefore I can only participate in the bicycle......” in picture to appear in Zhang Guan interview the appearance of time after the game. “首先我要感谢的是国际田联主席,也是英国奥组委主席塞巴斯蒂安先生。其实我本来不准备参加自行车的,我毕竟是田径运动员嘛,应该在田径赛场上才对。但是国际田联却限制了我参加田径的比赛,所以我只能参加自行车了……”画面上出现在张冠在赛后采访时候的样子。 „What first I must thank is IAAF chairman, is British Olympic Organizing Committee chairman Mr. Sebastian......” “首先我要感谢的是国际田联主席,也是英国奥组委主席塞巴斯蒂安先生……” „ What thanks is IAAF chairman, is British Olympic Organizing Committee chairman Mr. Sebastian...... “感谢的是国际田联主席,也是英国奥组委主席塞巴斯蒂安先生…… „Thank Mr. Sebastian......” “感谢塞巴斯蒂安先生……” Several videos, are Zhang Guan are thanking Sebastian one after another. 接连几个视频,都是张冠在感谢塞巴斯蒂安。 The host suspended the picture, he then said: „I want to see here, everyone should have clearly to become aware! These seven second places that Britain team takes, is not the coincidence! This is Zhang Guan is retaliating, he is retaliating IAAF chairman and British Olympic Organizing Committee President Mr. Sebastian! Why then Zhang Guan can do that?” 主持人暂停了画面,他接着说道:“我想看到这里,各位应该有所明悟了吧！英国队所获得的这七枚亚军,不是巧合！这是张冠在报复,他在报复国际田联主席、英国奥组委主席塞巴斯蒂安先生！那么张冠为什么要这么做呢？” „We know, last year, IAAF adopted a stipulation, an athlete can only attend three track and field competitions, but the only victim of this stipulation, is Zhang Guan! At previous Olympic Games, Zhang Guan on is alone eight gold medals in track and field, because of this stipulation, Zhang Guan are most at London Olympic Games can only attain three track and field the gold medals! Regarding Zhang Guan, he will lose five Olympic gold medals! This is five Olympic Games gold medals, 99% Olympics champions, are for a lifetime impossible to win five gold medals of Olympic Games!” “我们都知道,在去年的时候,国际田联通过了一项规定,一名运动员只能参加三个田径项目的比赛,而这个规定的唯一受害者,就是张冠！要知道,在上一届奥运会上,张冠在田径项目上就独得八枚金牌,而因为这个规定,张冠在伦敦奥运会上最多只能拿到三枚田径的金牌！对于张冠来说,他将损失掉五枚奥运金牌！这可是五枚奥运会金牌啊,99%的奥运会冠军,一辈子都不可能获得五枚奥运会的金牌！” „How should Zhang Guan make up for the losses of these five gold medals?” The host voice drops at the same time, on the television appears in the bicycles, triathlons, boxing and other project of the symbols. “张冠该如何弥补这五枚金牌的损失？”主持人话音落下的同时,电视机上出现在自行车、铁人三项、拳击等项目的标志。 „Right, Zhang Guan chose broke through from other projects, for example bicycle, for example triathlons, for example boxing, but these exactly were the projects that the English excelled at! Zhang Guan this is must grab the gold medal on the English!” “对,张冠选择了从其他项目上进行突破,比如自行车、比如铁人三项、比如拳击,而这些恰恰都是英国人擅长的项目！张冠这是要在英国人身上抢金牌！” „Does everyone feel some fantasy story? No, my also evidence, that is 10000 meters long-distance race! This is Zhang Guan has not joined track and field, but in London Olympic Games, Zhang Guan has not chosen the dash, not to choose the medium-distance running, but chose a long-distance race, because he knows, the favorite of long-distance race project is Britain ‚the king of long-distance race’ Farrah, Zhang Guan must ambush Farrah!” “各位是不是觉得有些天方夜谭？不,我还有一个证据,那就是10000米的长跑！这是张冠从来没有参加过的田径项目,而在伦敦奥运会中,张冠没有选择短跑、没有选择中跑,而选择了一个长跑,因为他知道,长跑项目的夺冠热门是英国的‘长跑之王’法拉赫,张冠是要狙击法拉赫！” „If others makes this decision, I think that everyone will find it hard to believe that will think that is a joke, when the king of track and field makes this decision, everyone will also think that this is a joke? 10000 meters new world record is placed there, but also some people will think that this is a joke?” “如果是其他人做出这种决定的话,我想大家会觉得不可思议,会觉得是一个笑话,但是当田径之王做出这个决定的时候,大家还会觉得这是个笑话么？10000米的新世界纪录摆在那里,还有人会觉得这是个笑话么？” „I think that present Sebastian is a joke! He uses a ban to prevent Zhang Guan to win the gold medal in track and field, has not actually thought that Zhang Guan can make up for the gold medal loss of track and field in other projects, what is more important, Zhang Guan chose the retaliation, he chooses to grab the gold medal of English! Does not know that takes British Olympic Organizing Committee chairman Mr. Sebastian, now makes what feelings? Does he have the regret?” “我想现在的塞巴斯蒂安才是个笑话！他用一条禁令阻止张冠在田径项目上获得金牌,却没想到张冠可以在其他项目上弥补田径的金牌损失,更重要的是,张冠选择了报复,他选择去抢英国人的金牌！不知道作为英国奥组委主席的塞巴斯蒂安先生,现在作何感想？他有没有后悔呢？” „Makes us look again, Zhang Guan the remaining three events. Track bicycle Kaelin matches, winning biggest popular is British player Huo ; The men's 5000 m final, the Zhang Guan biggest competitor is British star Farrah ; Boxing over 91 kg class, besides Zhang Guan, what the strength is strongest is British player Joshua. Also is the British player! I want in these three projects, likely to have the beforehand situation again, Zhang Guan win the gold medal, but the British players only attain the second place!” “让我们再看一下,张冠所剩下的三个比赛项目。场地自行车凯林赛,夺冠的最大热门是英国选手霍;男子5000米决赛,张冠的最大竞争对手是英国名将法拉赫;拳击91公斤以上级,除了张冠之外,实力最强的是英国选手约书亚。又都是英国选手！我想在这三个项目上,很可能会再次出现之前的情况,张冠获得金牌,而英国选手只拿到亚军！” „The Zhang Guan intention is obvious, he is ambushing host Britain team, he is retaliating Sebastian!” “张冠的意图已经非常明显了,他在狙击东道主英国队,他在报复塞巴斯蒂安！” ...... …… This program once were broadcast, immediately causes very big stir, especially many English, felt at the program the host said is very reasonable. 这个节目一经播出,立刻引起了很大的轰动,特别是很多的英国人,都觉得节目上主持人说的很有道理。 Britain as the host, this Britain makes quite good progress in the gold list, at least should also be more right than previous Olympic Games, but in fact, as a result of the ambush of Zhang Guan, in British London Olympic Games little won seven gold medals, this is a having a fracture number. Although Olympic Games had not ended, but the result of Britain team was inferior that on, is actually the indisputable fact. 英国作为东道主,本英国在金牌榜上取得一个比较不错的成绩,至少也应该比上一届奥运会强才对,可事实上,由于张冠的狙击,英国比史上伦敦奥运会少拿了七枚金牌,这可是一个伤筋动骨的数字。虽然奥运会还没有结束,但英国队的成绩不如上一届,却是不争的事实。 But if counted these gold medals, the situation is completely different, even except the tennis and long jump two projects, that Britain team may still with many with five gold medals, by the result of present Britain team, if adds on five gold medals again, has exceeded the gold medal total of previous Olympic Games! 但如果算上这几枚金牌,情况就完全不同了,就算是除去网球和跳远两个项目,那英国队也可与多拿五枚金牌,以现在英国队的成绩,如果再加上五枚金牌,已经超越了上一届奥运会的金牌总数！ After realizing this point, many British audience were angry! Zhang Guan becomes the British public enemy all of a sudden, even some quite radical person, prepares to surround Zhang Guan, looks for the trouble of Zhang Guan. Many British reporters also walk. 认识到这一点后,很多英国观众都愤怒了！张冠一下子成为了英国公敌,甚至有些比较激进的人,准备去围堵张冠,找张冠的麻烦。众多的英国记者也纷纷找上门来。 Zhang Guan accepted reporter's interview immediately, he has thought the excuse. 张冠在第一时间接受了记者的采访,他早就想好了说辞。 „Said that I do grab Britain team gold medal? Hehe......” Zhang Guan shows a faint smile, then said: „My these seven gold medals, won may be open and aboveboard! The athletic sports are so, a stronger person can win the gold medal high quickly, is not as skillful as others can only win the silver medal, lost the competition difficultly inadequately, can blame the opponent being too strong?” “说我抢英国队金牌？呵呵……”张冠微微一笑,接着说道:“我的这七枚金牌,赢的可都是堂堂正正的！竞技体育就是如此,更高更快更强的人可以获得金牌,技不如人只能获得银牌,难不成输了比赛,要怪对手太强么？” Zhang Guan these words make several British reporter complexions one red immediately, soon before they were an aggressive appearance, as if must look for Zhang Guan to go all out, but listened to Zhang Guan these words, felt others said was reasonable. 张冠的这番话顿时让几位英国记者脸色一红,不久之前他们还是一副咄咄逼人的样子,仿佛要找张冠拼命,但听了张冠的这番话,却觉得人家说的有道理。 The sports, should be the stronger person win, „is higher, is quicker and is stronger” is also the slogan of Olympic Games. If lost the competition, naturally must seek the reason on oneself, cannot go to the resentful weather is too hot, the resentful location is too bad, the resentful opponent is too strong! 体育比赛嘛,本来就应该是实力更强的人获胜,“更高、更快、更强”也一直都是奥运会的口号。若是输了比赛,自然要在自己身上找原因,总不能去怨天气太热、怨场地太差、怨对手太强吧！ A few words British reporter stopping up, Zhang Guan actually did not forget to give the English to look for the goal of again venting the resentment, only listened to him then saying: „Before was interviewed time, I have said that I really do not want to participate in the bicycle, really does not want to participate in the triathlons, really did not think the running long-distance race. Mainly because of British Olympic Organizing Committee chairman Mr. Sebastian, attended the competition of track and field to limit to me, therefore I can only be forced to transfer the project.” 一句话将英国记者给堵了回去,张冠却不忘再给英国人找一个发泄怨气的目标,只听他接着说道:“之前接受采访的时候,我就已经说过了,我不是真的想参加自行车,不是真的想参加铁人三项,也不是真的想去跑长跑。主要是因为英国奥组委主席塞巴斯蒂安先生,对我参加田径的比赛进行了限制,所以我只能被迫转项目的。” „Your meaning is, without limiting you attended the track and field competition, you won't join other projects?” Asking of reporter very coordination. “你的意思是,如果没有限制你参加田径比赛的话,你就不会参加其他的项目？”一个记者非常配合的问道。 „That is natural! The dash and medium-distance running, I am the world record holder, who does not want to defend at Olympic Games!” Zhang Guan feels grateful looked at a reporter of this question, the issue of this reporter was Taihe was really suitable, Zhang Guan made use clean that the responsibility cast aside. “那是当然！短跑和中跑,我可是世界纪录保持者,谁不想在奥运会上卫冕啊！”张冠略带感激的看了一眼这个问话的记者,这个记者的问题实在是太和适宜了,张冠趁势将责任撇的一干二净。 ...... …… Lost the competition, cannot complain that the opponent strength is too strong, must in the reason that on oneself seeks for the failure, the English also truly chose did that. 输了比赛,不能埋怨对手实力太强,要在自己身上寻找失败的原因,英国人也确实选择了这么做。 Here is the home game of Britain, Britain occupied the beneficial conditions of timeliness , favorable geographical conditions , and unity and coordination of the people, the influence of external objective factor does not exist probably. But in these projects, is the strong player who Britain sends, probably Wikins's France champion, Farrah's the king of long-distance race, Brother Brownlee's dominant iron three, these row of the world 's first player in the respective project, the world's first could not win probably probably, what means did this have? 这里是英国的主场,英国占据了天时地利人和,外在的客观因素的影响好像并不存在。而在这几个项目上,英国派上的又是实力强劲的选手,像是维金斯的环法冠军,像是法拉赫的长跑之王,像是布朗利兄弟的统治铁三,这些都是在各自项目上排世界第一的选手,世界第一都赢不了,这有什么办法？ Therefore the English discovered, wants in the reason that on oneself looks for the failure, somewhat is indeed difficult. But at this time, Sebastian became the good object of taking the rap obviously. 于是英国人发现,想要在自己身上找失败的原因,的确有些困难。而此时,塞巴斯蒂安显然成了背黑锅的好对象。 „Is Sebastian, making our Britain team little win several gold medals!” “是塞巴斯蒂安,让我们英国队少拿了好几枚的金牌！” „Blames Sebastian, if he has not limited Zhang Guan to participate in the track and field, we are impossible to lose to the gold medal of road bicycle! But Wikins the France champion, lost, really loses was too undeserved!” “都怪塞巴斯蒂安,如果他没有限制张冠参加田径的话,我们也不可能丢到公路自行车的金牌！维金斯可是环法冠军啊,就这么输了,真是输的太冤枉了！” „I felt Brownlee loses is injust! The triathlons of gold medals ninety percent sure, finally actually kills Zhang Guan halfway! If Zhang Guan trades a project, Brother Brownlee not only can win the gold medal, but can also stand on the podium simultaneously!” “我觉得布朗利输的才冤呢！铁人三项的金牌本来是十拿九稳的,结果却半路杀出来一个张冠！如果张冠换个项目的话,布朗利兄弟不但能拿到金牌,还能同时站在领奖台上呢！” „Lost most injust should be Farrah! The world champions, the World Cup, the European champions and Commonwealth of Nations champions, he has attained, missed a gold medal of Olympic Games to be complete. Now may be good, can only wait for four years later. But four years later, he is 33 years old, but can also run?” “输的最冤的应该是法拉赫吧！世锦赛冠军、世界杯冠军、欧洲冠军、英联邦冠军,他都已经拿到了,就差一个奥运会的金牌就圆满了。现在可好,只能等四年以后了。可是四年之后,他就33岁了,还能跑么？” „In brief blames Sebastian! Olympic Games well, by fishy that he makes. Any false falls, bribes and control the result of the competition and decided but not yet announced competition champion, this had/left many scandals! Now also implicates Britain team little to win several gold medals, wanted me saying that should not make him be the chairman of London Olympic committee!” “总之都怪塞巴斯蒂安！好好的一届奥运会,被他弄的乌烟瘴气。什么假摔、贿赂、操控比赛结果、内定比赛冠军,这都出了多少丑闻了！现在还连累英国队少拿了好几枚的金牌,要我说啊,就不应该让他当伦敦奥委会的主席！” „Said right, blames Sebastian, he really should leave office......”( to be continued......) “说的没错,都怪塞巴斯蒂安,他真的该下台了……”(未完待续……)
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