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#499: Pig teammate who is good at digging a pit( makes up owes 10)


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Because the German players will conduct the bronze medal contest with Australia team, therefore the television station in Germany also retransmitted the finals of this track bicycle men's racing match. 由于德国选手将和澳大利亚队进行铜牌争夺战,所以德国的电视台也转播了这一场场地自行车男子竞速赛的决赛。 In the program director room, the program retransmission group is also discussing this competition. 导播室中,节目转播组也正在议论这一场比赛。 Oh, Britain team threw down!” “天哪,英国队摔倒了!” Referee thinks that was the ground too caused the accident slippery, the request rematch!” “裁判认为是地面太滑引起了事故,要求重赛!” France team had the advantage very much, this rematch, France team suffered a loss!” “法国队本来很有优势的,这次重赛,法国队可是吃亏了啊!” Competition started, Britain team is in the lead...... looks, British star Khvoy! Took the lead to cross the finish line! The English won!” “比赛重新开始了,英国队领先……看,英国名将霍伊!率先冲过终点!英国人赢了!” „If not that accident/surprise throws down, Britain team will definitely lose!” “如果不是那次意外摔倒的话,英国队肯定会输吧!” Waits for, how I thought that this competition, had I looked?” A program director says. “等一下,我怎么觉得这一场比赛,我曾经看过?”一名导播开口说道。 Has looked? Haha, Brundle, you do not crack a joke, this is the live broadcast!” Nearby person said. “看过?哈哈,布伦德尔,你别开玩笑了,这可是现场直播!”旁边一人笑着说。 No, this competition process is very familiar, I have certainly looked there.” This program director named Brundle is frowning to think several seconds, stand up suddenly, ran quickly. “不,这个比赛过程很熟悉,我一定在那里看过。”这名叫布伦德尔的导播皱着眉头想了几秒钟,突然站起身来,快步跑了出去。 Brundle? Having diarrhea?” “布伦德尔怎么了?拉肚子么?” While everyone has doubts time, Brundle had run, in his hand also takes a newspaper. 正当大家都疑惑的时候,布伦德尔已经跑了回来,他手里还拿着一份报纸。 You look!” Brundle newspaper demonstration before everyone. “你们看!”布伦德尔将报纸展示在大家面前。 This is «Thought», heard that soon went out of business, does the newspaper that your this type no one reads do?” “这是《思维者报》啊,听说快要倒闭了,你那这种没人看的报纸来干什么?” You watch this report, I read to you listen, according to the insider disclosed......” “你们看这篇报道,我念给你们听,据知情人士爆料……” Brundle read this report, everyone all was a panic-stricken expression. 布伦德尔将这篇报道念出来,现场的每个人全都是一副惊骇的表情。 Real false? Brundle, you are not taking us to crack a joke!” “真的假的?布伦德尔,你不是在拿我们开玩笑吧!” „Is Brundle, you on site to display, talks nonsense a report? Brings, making me have a look!” Grasped the newspaper from a Brundle recent middle-aged person, then saw that report. “布伦德尔,你是在临场发挥,瞎诌一篇报道么?拿过来,让我看看!”距离布伦德尔最近的一个中年人一把将报纸抓了来,然后看到了那片报道。 „! When newspaper is this?” That middle-aged person asked immediately. “是真的!这是什么时候的报纸?”那个中年人马上问道。 Is this morning, I buy in the underground station!” Brundle said. “是今天早上,我在地铁站买的!”布伦德尔开口说。 This morning newspaper, at least was also yesterday evening typesetting, were their editors-in-chief Gypsy? Can practice divination?” Saying of middle-aged person surprise. “今天早上的报纸,最起码也是昨天晚上排版,他们的主编是吉普赛人么?可以占卜?”中年人诧异的说道。 „It is not the divination! Was «Thought» obtains the news yesterday evening! It seems like, what in the newspaper said is real.” Another person of voice, then said: Host obtained the champion through the bribe, can this be in sports history the biggest scandal?” “不是占卜!是《思维者报》在昨天晚上就已经得到了消息!看起来,报纸上说的是真的。”另一人话音顿了顿,接着说道:“东道主通过贿赂得到了冠军,这会是体育史上最大的丑闻么?” „Are you also staring doing? Told the editor-in-chief quickly, such big news, should not be forestalled by other media!” “你们还愣着干什么?快告诉主编,这么大的新闻,不要被其他媒体抢了先!” ...... …… Belgium is honored as is Europe kingdom of the bicycle, their bicycle numbers are even more than total population, but path in Belgium, establishes the special bike lane. 比利时被誉为是欧洲的“自行车王国”,他们的自行车数量甚至比总人口还要多,而比利时的道路,也都设置有专门的自行车道。 Therefore, the sports of Belgium also pays attention to the racing finals of this track bicycle very much. 因此,比利时的体育频道也很关注这场地自行车的竞速决赛。 «Standard» is the Belgian quantity issued biggest newspaper, at this time, editor-in-chief Adjara of «Standard» sports plate in oneself office, is curling upwards one leg on the other, read various European countries latest newspaper. 《标准报》是比利时发行量最大的报纸,此时,《标准报》体育板块的主编阿扎尔正在自己的办公室中,翘着二郎腿,阅读欧洲各国最新的报纸。 According to the insider disclosed that...... French " Observation » may really be the brain hole opens greatly, through falls to receive in exchange false starts out, bribes the referee and organization committee! «Observation» edits does not write the novel, was really is a pity! This type of small newspaper, seeks the attention by the thing of baseless and irrational concoctions, is far-fetched, later do not subscribe!” Adjara conveniently «Observation» threw in the one side waste paper carton. “据知情人士爆料……法国的这个《观察报》可真是脑洞大开啊,通过假摔来换取重新发车,贿赂裁判和组委会!《观察报》的主编不去写小说,真是太可惜了!这种小报纸,都是靠胡编乱造的东西来博取关注,太不靠谱了,以后还是不要订阅了!”阿扎尔随手将《观察报》丢到了一边的废纸盒中。 At this time, the telephone sound resounds, after Adjara answers the telephone, only listens to the opposite party saying: Editor-in-chief, the track bicycle group racing match ended! I have written the news release, sent to your mailbox.” 此时,电话声音响起,阿扎尔接起电话后,只听对方开口说道:“主编,场地自行车团体竞速赛结束了!我已经写好了新闻稿,发到你邮箱里去了。” „, I one will look.” Adjara then asked: Right, is who won?” “哦,我一会就看。”阿扎尔接着问道:“对了,是谁赢了?” Was Britain team won the champion. Editor-in-chief, you do not know, this competition Britain team wins the championship, is the three waves to a single stroke!” “是英国队拿到了冠军。主编,您可不知道啊,这场比赛英国队夺冠,也是一波三折啊!” Three waves to a single stroke?” Adjara remembers that report that oneself just saw suddenly, later cracks a joke saying: Is the English's first starting out time threw down, then did the referee make second starting out, Britain team win?” “一波三折?”阿扎尔突然想起了自己刚刚看到的那篇报道,随后开玩笑般的说道:“是不是英国人第一次发车的时候摔倒了,然后裁判让第二次发车,英国队就赢了?” Editor-in-chief, originally you knew!” The opposite opens the mouth said. “主编,原来您都知道了啊!”对面开口说道。 What! Really is this!” Adjara fierce is startled, the next second, he as if realized anything, two staring is looking at waste paper carton that «Observation» in “什么!真的是这样!”阿扎尔猛的惊起,下一秒,他仿佛是意识到了什么,两眼直勾勾的望着废纸盒中的那份《观察报》 „! Above writes unexpectedly real! This is the huge scandal! Seemed like me to work overtime today......” “是真的!上面写的竟然是真的!这可是天大的丑闻!看起来今天我要加班了……” ...... …… London, the Olympics bicycle hall, is conducting at this time interviews after the game. 伦敦,奥林匹克自行车馆,此时正在进行赛后采访。 Britain team won a gold medal at the home game, naturally enjoys the esteem of media. But participating athlete, is a jubilant appearance. Track bicycle final stage first day, Britain team won a gold medal, is the group gold medal, without a doubt is a result of grand opening. 英国队在主场拿到了一枚金牌,自然是备受媒体的推崇。而参赛的运动员,也是一副喜气洋洋的样子。场地自行车决赛阶段的第一天,英国队就拿到了一枚金牌,还是团体金牌,毫无疑问是一个开门红的成绩。 Reporters' inquiry is actually very orderly, but most reporters inquired to Khvoy, Khvoy after all was the No. 1 giant star of British bicycle, was the first focus of media attention. 记者们的提问倒是很有秩序,但是绝大多数记者都是向霍伊提问的,霍伊毕竟是英国自行车的一号巨星,是媒体关注的第一焦点。 Mr. Dhesse, I noticed you to start out for the first time threw down unfortunately, was this pointed tactical choice?” A sound suddenly resounds, reporter Shero of this inquiry, he does not have to inquire Khvoy, Dhesse but who to threw down a moment ago inquired. “辛德斯先生,我注意到你在第一次发车中不幸摔倒了,这是不是一种针对性的战术选择?”一个声音突然响起,这个提问的记者正是西罗,他没有去提问霍伊,而是向刚才摔倒的辛德斯提问。 Dhesse is only 19 years old this year, under Khvoy's halo, he is most not paid attention one, therefore has worked as the background in side, a being bored to death appearance. Now has the reporter to approach itself to inquire suddenly, Dhesse came the spirit instantaneously. 辛德斯今年只有19岁,在霍伊的光环下,他本来是最不受关注的一员,所以一直在旁边当背景,一副百无聊赖的样子。如今有记者突然向自己提问,辛德斯瞬间来了精神。 Yes, we have been saying, if the punishment is not ideal, we must throw down, then competes. Therefore I threw down, I make the opportunity of being in order to have punishes, can ride is quicker, I achieved, that is plans!” Dhesse is saying, while also shows a complacent expression, as if own falls, made the great merit for Britain team. “是的,我们一直在说,如果处罚不理想,我们就要摔倒,然后重新比赛。所以我就摔倒了,我这么做是为了能获得重新处罚的机会,能骑的更快,我做到了,那都是计划好的!”辛德斯一边说着,一边还摆出一副得意洋洋的表情,仿佛自己的这一摔,为英国队立下了大功。 Side Dhesse, another two players in Britain team, Khvoy and Kenny, as well as head coach Sutton of British bicycle team, all cast the murder vision to Dhesse. 在辛德斯身旁,英国队的另外两名选手,霍伊和肯尼,以及英国自行车队的主教练萨顿,全都向辛德斯投来了杀人般的目光。 Although indeed formulated such strategy before the game, but this is can be in front of reporter to say? But this Dhesse is actually solid, the reporters asked that without hesitation said. This was not equal to that do dig a pit to oneself? 虽说赛前的确是制定了这样的策略,可这是能够当着记者面说出来的么?可这个辛德斯倒是为人实在,人家记者一问,毫不犹豫的就说了出来。这不等于是自己给自己挖坑么? Actually was Dhesse was also too young, he was only 19 years old after all, a 19-year-old small child, just won a Olympic Games gold medal, having a big mouth was also normal. Let alone Shero is first to the person who Dhesse inquired, Dhesse showed oneself merit eagerly, therefore said that words. 其实也是辛德斯太年轻了,他毕竟只有19岁,一个19岁的小青年,又刚刚拿到了一枚奥运会金牌,口无遮拦也是正常的。更何况西罗是第一个向辛德斯提问的人,辛德斯急于展现自己的功劳,于是就说出了刚才的那番话。 Pig teammate! How I have such a pig teammate, can this saying say?” Khvoy wants to say secretly. “猪队友!我怎么有这么一个猪队友,这话能说出去么?”霍伊暗自想道。 Idiot! What did you say? It is not clear, something cannot say! Later cannot make this fellow accept reporter's interview.” Coach Sutton is staring at Dhesse wickedly. “白痴!你都说了些什么?难道不明白,有的事情是不能说出来的么!以后决不能让这家伙接受记者的采访。”萨顿教练恶狠狠的盯着辛德斯。 But Dhesse was still the expression that a father rendered meritorious service, he had not realized, oneself gave Britain team to dig a big pit! 而辛德斯仍然是一副老子立功的表情,他还没有意识到,自己给英国队挖了多大的一个坑! Opposite, French Reporter Shero smiled immediately happily, he and others is Dhesse's these words! Originally Shero by, Britain team definitely will also refuse stubbornly to acknowledge, never expected that Dhesse this pig teammate, instantaneously the entire Britain team selling. 对面,法国记者西罗顿时开心的笑了起来,他等的就是辛德斯的这番话!本来西罗还以,英国队肯定会死不承认,没想到辛德斯这个猪队友,瞬间就将整个英国队给卖了。 Originally disclosing of media real! That said, Britain team bribes the matter of referee and organization committee, really?” Shero's loud saying, pulled out that «Observation» from the bosom simultaneously. “原来媒体的爆料是真的!那这么说,英国队贿赂裁判和组委会的事情,也是真的了?”西罗大声的说道,同时从怀中掏出了那一份《观察报》。
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