AE :: Volume #8 我讨厌赛博坦

#232: Your expression can act as I one year of laughingstock


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Optimus Prime and the others left for a half hour, the sad love song of bumblebee just sang several, one group of unexpected visitors arrive suddenly, five black SUV anchor by the street, the agent stride that more than ten wear the suit and white coat goes out, encircles the Luo Su family/home, and puts out the instrument to start to examine the radioactive substance. 擎天柱等人离开半小时,大黄蜂的伤心情歌刚唱完几首,一伙不速之客就突然到来,五辆黑色的SUV停靠在街道旁,十几个身着西装和白大褂的特工大步走出,将罗素的家团团围住,并拿出仪器开始检测放射性物质。 Thump thump thump-” “咚咚咚--” A series of rapid knocks resounded, awakened in the living room Sam who is resting the sofa, he looked in the cat eye, determined that was not Decepticons opens the gate. 一连串急促的敲门声响起,惊醒了正在客厅睡沙发的山姆,他在猫眼里瞄了下,确定不是霸天虎才把门打开。 Sam Witwicky? Your once paternal great-grandfather was Archbold Witwicky?” “山姆・维特维奇?你的曾曾祖父是阿奇博尔德・维特维奇?” Sam blocks the flashlight of directly shoots eye with the hand, discontented say/way: Who are you?” 山姆用手挡住直射眼睛的手电筒,不满道:“你们是谁?” Governmental agency! seventh area!” seventh area Agent Symons of putting on despicable airs showed oneself document, no matter also Sam has seen clearly to receive. “政府机关!第七区!”人模狗样的第七区特工西蒙斯出示了自己的证件,也不管山姆看没看清就收了回去。 That is anything, I have not listened to this organization.” Sam is on nettles, noticed that the suit male is turning the courtyard randomly, and approaches the bumblebee gradually, quickly said: Hi, this is not my family, you have not won the agreement of homeowner.” “那是什么,我没听过这个组织。”山姆惴惴不安,看到西装男在乱翻院子,并逐步靠近大黄蜂,急忙说道:“嗨,这不是我家,你们还没争得屋主的同意。” seventh area does not need to win anybody's agreement, we have enough jurisdiction.” Symons entrained saying that is staring at Sam's terrified eyes, said with a smile lightly: Sam, you reported to the police last night oneself car(riage) ran, this threatened the national security seriously.” “第七区不需要争得任何人的同意,我们有足够的权限。”西蒙斯拽拽地说了一句,盯着山姆惶恐的眼睛,轻笑道:“山姆,你昨晚报警说自己的车跑了,这严重威胁了国家安全。” This mister, no matter that car(riage) whether threatened the national security, now you have threatened my personal safety and property safety......” Luo Su go down from the second floor staircase, in the hand takes the shining Desert Eagle, said lightly: Constitution gives me to kill your rights, therefore, can your to leave from the garden?” “这位先生,不管那辆车是否威胁到了国家安全,现在你已经威胁了我的人身安全和财产安全……”罗素从二楼楼梯走下,手里拿着明晃晃的沙鹰,淡淡说道:“宪法赋予我击毙你们的权利,所以,能让你的人从花园里离开吗?” Very sorry, I have to kill your right.” Symons opens the suit, reveals the armpit the matching spear/gun. “很抱歉,我也有击毙你的权利。”西蒙斯拉开西装,露出腋下的配枪。 The Luo Su brow selects: Evidently indeed so, but I am not these am frightened by you on the soft coward, whose spear/gun if you want to try to be quicker, I can accompany now.” 罗素眉头一挑:“看样子的确如此,但我不是那些被你们一吓就软的胆小鬼,如果你想试试谁的枪更快,我现在就可以奉陪。” The atmosphere is suddenly tight, full is the smell of gunpowder is not shortly good to end, Symons deeply inspired, takes the lead to lower the stance: Mr. Luo Su, we come to here to take away Sam Witwicky , there is nothing to do with you.” 气氛骤然紧张起来,眼瞅着满是火药味不好收场,西蒙斯深吸一口气,率先放低了姿态:“罗素先生,我们来这里带走山姆・维特维奇,与你无关。” Luo Su nods: Does not have the issue, but do not touch my thing.” 罗素点点头:“没有问题,但别碰我的东西。” Sam: „......” 山姆:“……” How Symons Guanshan does not think, before putting out an instrument arrives at Sam body, after a detection, his face became the bottom of the pot black: Boy, took a look at you to do anything, this value really made me surprised.” 西蒙斯可不会管山姆怎么想,拿出一个仪器来到山姆身前,一番侦测后,他的脸黑成了锅底:“小子,瞧瞧你都干了些什么,这数值真让我惊讶。” What value, are you saying what?” “什么数值,你在说什么?” Symons beckons with the hand, a Sam face is panic, he is disinclined to listen to the opposite party to conduct the shoddy argument, puts out the handcuff to beat his wrist/skill, drags to go out of the room. 西蒙斯摆摆手,山姆一脸惊慌失措,他懒得听对方进行拙劣的辩解,拿出手铐将其手腕拷住,拖着走出屋子。 Mikaela gets down from the staircase, the cat in Luo Su behind, two people stands in the entrance gazes after Sam to carry off. At this moment, a white coat arrives at the Chevrolet car(riage), the instrument showed that he met the value of ultra specification. 米凯拉从楼梯下来,猫在罗素身后,两人站在门口目送山姆被带走。就在这时,一名白大褂来到雪佛兰车边,仪器显示他遇到了超规格的数值。 Senior official! Here! This automobile value exceeds the allowed figure seriously!” “长官!这里!这辆汽车数值严重超标!” Symons holds breath cold air: Is that car(riage), damn, manages him.” 西蒙斯倒吸一口凉气:“就是那辆车,该死,理他远一点。” Cluck ka ka! 嘁嘁咕咕咔咔! Saw with own eyes oneself and Sam must carry off, the bumblebee changes the body to become over five meters giant robot instantaneously, the arm changes into the energy spear/gun, aims at Symons's position: ...... this kitty well lovable...... your group of stinking insects, hostage putting!” 眼见自己和山姆都要被带走,大黄蜂瞬间变身成超过五米的巨型机器人,手臂换成能量枪,对准西蒙斯的位置:“滋滋……这猫咪好可爱……你们这帮臭虫,把人质给放了!” After all is the broadcast of interception, is impossible to meet the appropriate sentence each time by chance, therefore the words of bumblebee sound are more like in the agents the threat. They draw out with the spear/gun seek for the bunker, but in the garden except for the fountain, where has the obstacle to hide to them. 毕竟是截取的广播,不可能每次都碰巧遇到合适的句子,所以大黄蜂的话在特工们听起来更像是威胁。他们拔出配枪寻找掩体,但花园里除了喷泉,哪有障碍物给他们藏身。 Bumblebee, do not open fire.” Sam was pressed on the ground, raising head great shout, he does not hope that the bumblebee stands in the human opposite, so long as everyone calms down the exchange, all can be solved perfectly. “大黄蜂,不要开枪。”山姆被按在地上,仰着头大声呼喊,他不希望大黄蜂站在人类对立面,只要大家静下来交流,一切都能完美解决。 Optimus Prime does not make driving injury human, the bumblebee respect his decision, but Optimus Prime also said that must protect the Luo Su three people of securities. The order presents the contradiction, he had a headache to look at Luo Su, in the person on the scene Luo Su IQ was highest, the bumblebee thinks that he will have the solution of satisfying both sides. 擎天柱不让主动伤害人类,大黄蜂尊重他的决定,可擎天柱也说了,要保护罗素三人安全。命令出现矛盾,他头疼看了看罗素,在场人中罗素智商最高,大黄蜂认为他会有两全其美的解决办法。 Luo Su shakes the head gently: Bumblebee, changes the automobile, you are not make war, Optimus Prime does not want like this.” 罗素轻轻摇头:“大黄蜂,变回汽车,你们不是来开战的,擎天柱也不想这样。” The bumblebee looked, slightly has to be unwilling to receive the energy spear/gun, the whole body metal moves, changed Chevron orchid aceae. 大黄蜂四下看了看,略有不甘收起能量枪,全身金属移动,重新变回了雪佛兰科迈罗。 After silent ten seconds, dirty Symons crawls from the ground, put in order the suit to arrive in front of Luo Su, sinking sound said: Mr. Luo Su, it seems like you also needed and we walk one.” 寂静了十秒钟后,灰头土脸的西蒙斯从地上爬起来,整了整西装来到罗素面前,沉声道:“罗素先生,看来你也有必要和我们走一趟了。” Does not have the issue! But looked, in I help in the share that you break through, can turn on Sam's handcuff?” Luo Su a few words make Sam cast the grateful vision, but latter half a word makes Sam fall into the self-doubt directly: After all Sam like this is weak, having the handcuff is the same.” “没问题!但看在我帮你解围的份上,能把山姆的手铐打开吗?”罗素一句话让山姆投来感激的目光,但后半句直接让山姆陷入自我怀疑:“毕竟山姆这么弱,有没有手铐都一样。” Thank your coordination!” Symons nods to Luo Su, making one open Sam's handcuff, he happened simultaneously to look at Chevron orchid aceae alarmed and afraid, does not know how should open the mouth. “感谢你的配合!”西蒙斯对罗素点点头,让人将山姆的手铐打开,他惊惧交加看着雪佛兰科迈罗,不知道该怎么开口。 Relax, the bumblebee will follow us together, goes to the place that you want.” Luo Su takes advantage of opportunity to Symons a stair, and added one in end: If you did not feel relieved, can add an insurance to the bumblebee on, but remember, he is a soldier, please give his soldier proper respect.” “放心,大黄蜂会跟我们一起走,去你想要去的地方。”罗素顺势给西蒙斯一个台阶,并在末尾加了一句:“如果你们不放心,可以给大黄蜂身上加一层保险,但记住,他是一名战士,请给他战士应有的尊重。” This perhaps......” “这恐怕……” Luo Su breaks Symons, said lightly: „The race of bumblebee has the highly developed civilization, many allies on Earth, to avoid war, he has made the concession, not?” 罗素打断西蒙斯,淡淡说道:“大黄蜂的种族有着高度发达的文明,还有很多战友在地球上,为了避免战争,他已经做出了让步,不是吗?” Good, only then this time is the exception.” A Symons eyeball revolution, others few firepower are now weak, can make the concession, but to his domain, this/should he said considering as finished. “好吧,只有这次是例外。”西蒙斯眼珠一转,现在他人少火力弱,可以做出让步,但到了他的地盘,就该他说了算了。 Luo Su cracks into a smile, before other agents have not responded, entrained Chevrolet copilot Symons, opened the vehicle door to push it. 罗素咧嘴一笑,在其他特工还没反应过来之前,把西蒙斯拽到了雪佛兰副驾驶,打开车门将其推了进去。 Agent mister, us!” “特工先生,我们出发吧!” Symons: „......” 西蒙斯:“……” Five SUV protect Chevrolet in the middle position, goes forward to the airport direction outside city. 五辆SUV将雪佛兰护在中间位置,向城区外的机场方向前进。 What Luo Su does not know, the motorcade back leg just left, is SUV stops in his main house gate, four agents enter in the room to inspect, and found the fight trace in two buildings. 罗素不知道的是,车队后脚刚离开,又是一辆SUV停在他家门口,四名特工进入屋中检查,并在二楼找到了战斗痕迹。 Examination, all suspicious objects recycle completely.” “检测,一切可疑物体全部回收。” In trash can has the body of alien.” “垃圾桶里有外星人的尸体。” Brings back including the trash can together!” “连垃圾桶一起带回!” On floor has very strong radioactivity......” “地板上有很强的放射性……” Skids.” “撬走。” On ceiling is also......” “天花板上也是……” Digs up together including the wallpaper!” “连墙纸一起扒下来!” Oh, here almost everywhere is the radioactive substance, safe cabinet......” “天哪,这里几乎到处是放射性物质,就连保险柜……” Pack!” “打包!” Confused: I came back. 迷乱:吱吱喳喳,我又回来了。 ...... …… Under the nighttime sky resounds thundering of propeller, four armed helicopters from the rear area with, ten military armored vehicles that simultaneously appeared, was fully laden with the fully-armed soldier. 夜空下响起螺旋桨的轰鸣,四架武装直升机从后方跟了上来,同时出现的还有十辆军用装甲车,载满了荷枪实弹的士兵。 The well-trained and equipped army, Symons's confidence came back, smiles is looking to Sam on driver seat, prepares to skid an information to come out from his mouth: „Does Sam, how many you know about the alien?” 兵强马壮,西蒙斯的信心又回来了,微笑着看向驾驶座上的山姆,准备从他嘴里撬点情报出来:“山姆,你对外星人了解多少?” Knows nothing!” “一无所知!” Under the buttocks sits the bumblebee, Sam person weaponry car(riage) potential, not bird Symons. 屁股下坐着大黄蜂,山姆人仗车势,一点也不鸟西蒙斯。 Right? How you explained this!” Symons pulls out the cell phone from the pocket, Sam loses in of iron ore factory: Because of your warning telephone, we traces here. Oh, this video may be really splendid, your expression can act as I one year of laughingstock.” “是吗?那你怎么解释这个!”西蒙斯从口袋里掏出手机,山姆遗落在铁矿厂的那台:“因为你的报警电话,我们才追查到这里。哇哦,这段视频可真精彩,你的表情能充当我一年的笑料。” Sam: „......” 山姆:“……” Luo Su sits when the back row, the closing eyes look suddenly opens eyes: Agent mister, with it asked that Sam asked me would rather, I should know were more than him.” 罗素坐在后排,闭目眼神时突然睁开眼:“特工先生,与其问山姆倒不如问我,我应该知道的比他多一些。” Symons has a headache to look at Luo Su, this person is most difficult to handle, without the interrogation chambers and eight muscle guy bodyguards, he does not have the energy to question. 西蒙斯头疼看着罗素,这个人最难搞定,没有审讯室和八个肌肉大汉保镖,他没底气问话。 Sits is Luo Su argued in nearby Mikaela: Cracks a joke, his anything does not know, knows nothing.” 坐在一旁的米凯拉罗素辩解:“开玩笑的,他什么都不知道,也是一无所知。” Symons cold snort/hum, may not be polite to Mikaela, puts out the document smelly fart rumbling saying: Movement bra girl, knows that what this is?” 西蒙斯冷哼一声,对米凯拉可就没那么客气了,拿出证件臭屁轰轰道:“运动胸罩女孩,知道这是什么?” Luo Su: „The pass of acting in a self-serving manner, can the license that we close forever.” 罗素:“为所欲为的通行证,可以把我们永远关起来的执照。” Symons: „......” 西蒙斯:“……” Said to you, how do I also install to compel? 都给你说了,我还怎么装逼? Let alone installed to compel, Symons felt own stupid, fought with the fists likely on the cotton, he received the license depressed, stared Mikaela one wickedly: Before I asked your words, you best close the mouth, particularly your father's parole period drew near.” 别说装逼了,西蒙斯觉得自己像个沙雕,一拳打在棉花上,他闷闷不乐收起执照,恶狠狠瞪了米凯拉一眼:“在我问你话之前,你最好闭上嘴巴,尤其是你老爸的假释期快到了。” Sam surprised: Father? Parole period?” 山姆惊讶一声:“老爸?假释期?” No, is not......” Mikaela quickly looks to Luo Su. “不,不是的……”米凯拉急忙看向罗素 Oh, you know nothing about her evidently!” Symons found the breach, smiled: She is a car thief, has the youngster......” “噢,看样子你们对她一无所知啊!”西蒙斯找到突破口,笑了起来:“她是个偷车贼,有少年……” „!” “咳咳!” Luo Su coughs lightly two self-satisfaction that breaks Symons, spoke frankly: Agent mister, lets the woman embarrassedly is not the gentry proper demeanor. Frightens two 18-year-old young people, cannot make you dignified.” 罗素轻咳两声打断西蒙斯的得意,直言道:“特工先生,让女士难堪可不是绅士应有的风度。况且,吓唬两个18岁的年轻人,并不能使你变得威严起来。” Symons annoying flexure, he did not like talking with Luo Su very much, always led by the nose by the opposite party, he realized anything suddenly: Luo Su, why sees the alien and government extraordinary part, can you also like this...... calm?” 西蒙斯懊恼挠了下头,他很不喜欢和罗素对话,总被对方牵着鼻子走,突然间他意识到什么:“罗素,为什么看到外星人和政府特殊部门,你还能这么……镇定?” Because I have experienced compared with an alien more terrifying lifeform, Spiritual God and devil, on Earth.” “因为我见识过比外星人更恐怖的生物,神灵和恶魔,在地球上。” What?” “什么?” Off topic were not many said that agent mister, the matter about alien I can knowing told you completely, but I add a condition now.” Luo Su looked at eye scared Mikaela, lifted the hand to rub rubbing in her head: Erases her youngster criminal record, erases from the file permanently. The society is so difficult, the young people only started, how can also make bad passing hold back!” “题外话就不多说了,特工先生,关于外星人的事情我可以把知道的全部告诉你,但我现在加一个条件。”罗素看了眼失魂落魄的米凯拉,抬手在她头上揉了揉:“把她的少年前科删掉,永久地从档案上删掉。社会如此艰难,年轻人才刚刚起步,怎么还能让糟糕的过往拖后腿呢!” Thanks......” “谢谢……” Mikaela bites the lip, the tears is falling downward, puts the Luo Su bosom to be moved, the fort four corner/horn have welded, who came also to move motionless. 米凯拉咬着嘴唇,泪水叭叭往下掉,扑在罗素怀里感动不已,炮台四角已经焊死,谁来了也移不动。 The lying trough, my and you discussed the Earth safety, you seized the chance to pull up the younger sister unexpectedly! 卧槽,我这和你谈地球安危,你居然趁机撩妹! Symons of bachelor covets, he must have the Luo Su 30% skills, when that also serves a need quiet at dead of night lonely void cold. 还是单身汉的西蒙斯眼热不已,他要有罗素30%本事,那还用得着夜深人静时寂寞空虚冷。 Sam has not spoken, has not envied, contributed the heart silently, if the expression package of dying embers. 山姆没有说话,也没有羡慕,默默贡献了心若死灰的表情包。 He was looks, continued to keep thinking about Mikaela to be hopeless certainly, waits to save Earth, took this brilliance personal history to soak other younger sisters. 他算是看出来了,继续惦记米凯拉铁定没戏,等拯救完地球,就拿着这份光辉履历去泡其他妹子。
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