AE :: Volume #8 我讨厌赛博坦

#231: 250 USD buy up, 25,000 thousand USD sell


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Sam, what matter do you have?” “山姆,你有什么事吗?” After introduced oneself again, Mikaela clarified Sam to call anything finally, as for remembering, that was a different matter. 再次自我介绍过后,米凯拉终于弄清楚了山姆叫什么,至于记没记住,那就是另一码事了。 Is this, I look for Mr. Luo Su!” “是这样的,我来找罗素先生!” The stance of Mikaela mistress makes Sam very depressed, sits Lamborghini also less than 36 hours to the present from Mikaela, during this, exactly had anything, will let the development this degree. 米凯拉女主人的姿态让山姆无比郁闷,距离米凯拉坐上兰博基尼到现在也不到36小时,这期间到底发生了什么,才会让事态发展到这种程度。 Sam may I ask, he feared that oneself cannot withstand the heaviness of truth! 山姆不敢问,他怕自己承受不了真相之重! You look for Luo Su, did you know?” Mikaela is very surprised, although Duluth is not big, but this friend encircled is too rather small. “你找罗素,你们认识?”米凯拉很是惊讶,虽说德卢斯市并不大,但这朋友圈未免太小了。 Yes,...... was I approximately passed him in the lakeside yesterday.” Speaking of this, the heart that Sam wants dead has. “是的,昨天在湖边……是我把他约过去的。”说到这,山姆想死的心都有了。 A Mikaela both hands racket, shows the grateful smile: Ha, originally is this, this certainly is the arrangement of destiny.” 米凯拉双手一拍,露出感激的笑容:“哈,原来是这样,这一定是命运的安排。” No, this is my life biggest taking a rash step! 不,这是我人生最大的失策! Hi, Sam.” “嗨,山姆。” Hi, Luo... Luo Su.” Saw Luo Su again, a Sam confidence did not have, two people put together, Mikaela wanted not blindly, will not choose his to hang the silk. “嗨,罗…罗素。”再次看到罗素,山姆一点信心都没了,两人放在一起,米凯拉只要不瞎,就不会选他这个吊丝。 The disparity was too big, to Optimus Prime could not save him. 差距太大了,大到擎天柱也拯救不了他。 like this, you had not gone home outside late unexpectedly, did not fear that the parents are worried?” Luo Su spoke thoughtlessly asked that in the memory Sam's parents were to teasing compared with the parents. 这么晚了,你居然还在外面没回家,不怕父母担心吗?”罗素随口一问,记忆中山姆的父母是对逗比父母。 Thanks the care, I and they have greeted......” Sam deeply to inspire, does not go to think that at sixes and sevens worrying matter, cuts into the subject saying: I look for you to want the eyeglasses to buy. Yesterday traded to go home, I one have not fallen asleep in the evening, think it over or cannot do without it.” “谢谢关心,我和他们打过招呼了……”山姆深吸一口气,不去想乱七八糟的烦心事,切入正题道:“我找你是想把眼镜买回去。昨天交易完回家,我一晚上没睡着,思来想去还是不能没有它。” Luo Su laughs: Other like this said, is only eyeglasses, the tone was too exaggerating, the person who does not know also thinks that I bought your girlfriend.” 罗素哈哈一笑:“别这么说,只是一副眼镜而已,语气太夸张了,不知道的人还以为我把你女朋友买走了。” Sam: „......” 山姆:“……” You indeed bought my girlfriend, only spent 250 USD, bought the Earth safety and goddess together! 你的确把我女朋友买走了,只花了250美刀,就把地球安危和女神一起买走了! „, Almost forgot, here is the entrance, we entered the room to say again!” “哦,差点忘了,这里是门口,我们进屋再说吧!” „, The parents defined the time, I buy the eyeglasses to walk.” Saying, Sam pulled out 250 USD: Money here, I have not moved.” “不了,爸妈限定了时间,我买完眼镜就走。”说着,山姆掏出了250美刀:“钱在这里,我还没动过。” Luo Su front 250 USD will push, shakes the head saying: Sam, knows why my over 20 years old can have a motor repair factory?” 罗素将面前的250美刀推回去,摇摇头道:“山姆,知道为什么我二十多岁就能有一间汽修厂吗?” A Sam face compels ignorant, why said this suddenly? 山姆一脸懵逼,为什么突然说这个? Because I will do business!” Shameless .JPG “因为我会做生意!”恬不知耻.JPG What!?” “What!?” 250 USD buy up, 25,000 thousand USD sell, this is my successful reason.” “250美刀买进,2万5千美刀卖出,这就是我成功的原因。” „......” “……” Sam both eyes suddenly/violently Tu, 250 USD days turns 100 times, this was too black, the inflation does not have like this to be quick. 山姆双目暴突,250美刀一天翻一百倍,这太黑了,通货膨胀也没这么快。 Good, did not tease you.” Luo Su receives the profiteer countenance, the facial features said seriously: Sam, the eyeglasses I cannot sell to you, the truth you told that this eyeglasses 250 ten thousand USD I will not sell to you.” “好吧,不逗你了。”罗素收起奸商嘴脸,面容严肃道:“山姆,眼镜我不能卖给你,实话跟你说吧,这幅眼镜250万美刀我都不会卖给你。” Why, it is only tattered!” “为什么,它只是破烂!” „It is not tattered, it is priceless eyeglasses.” Luo Su serious talking nonsense: Last night I held appreciatively the eyeglasses time, discovered that on the lens recorded one type has never been seeing the writing, I very definite was not the writing on Earth.” “不是破烂,它是一副价值连城的眼镜。”罗素一本正经的胡说八道:“昨晚我把玩眼镜的时候,发现镜片上记载着一种从未见过的文字,我很确定不是地球上的文字。” Sam opens the mouth, the disparity among people was too big, the same eyeglasses, Luo Su can discover the extraterrestrial civilization, he can only think that changes money to pick up the little girl. 山姆张大嘴巴,人与人之间的差距太大了,同一副眼镜,罗素能发现外星文明,他只能想到换钱泡妞。 Sam, I transcribe the above writing, you guess what I did discover?” “山姆,我将上面的文字抄录下来,你猜猜我发现了什么?” What......” “什么……” I contrasted you in the newspaper picture that eBay online posts, discovers an astonishing fact, about your Captain once paternal great-grandfather Witwicky.” Luo Su looks straight ahead Sam's eyes, the threatening imposing manner makes the latter not dare to look straight ahead: In newspaper said that when he in North Pole explores is taken by surprise, losing the sight of both eyes was insane, writes some strange writing when the mental institution crazily, but also has claimed oneself discovered the giant Iceman.” “我对比了你在eBay网上张贴的报纸图片,发现一个惊人的事实,关于你的曾曾祖父维特维奇船长。”罗素直视山姆的双眼,逼人的气势让后者不敢直视:“报纸上说,他在北极探险时遭遇意外,双目失明还疯了,在精神病院时疯狂书写一些奇怪的文字,还一直声称自己发现了巨大冰人。” What's the big deal?” Sam could not help swallow a saliva. “那又怎样?”山姆情不自禁咽了口唾沫。 I contrast the writing that in the newspaper published, on exactly the same...... Luo Su with the eyeglasses lowers the sound saying: Connects these clues, your once paternal great-grandfather encountered the extraterrestrial civilization in the past, but the writing on eyeglasses, can be the alien wants to convey some news.” “我对比了报纸上刊登的文字,和眼镜上一模一样……”罗素压低声音道:“将这些线索串联起来,你的曾曾祖父当年遭遇了外星文明,而眼镜上的文字,很能是外星人想要传达某种讯息。” You...... you want certainly to be many, you know that this was too absurd!” Sam forehead breaks into sweat, in the heart cried out: Optimus Prime comes quickly, here has the monster. “你……你一定是想多了,你知道的,这太荒谬了!”山姆额头直冒冷汗,心中呐喊:擎天柱快来,这里有怪物。 Perhaps was I wants to be many, but this was unimportant, even finally were defeated, I still tasted the pleasure of exploration.” Luo Su does not care at all , to continue the thorough topic: I suspected that the writing on eyeglasses is a Coordinate, is the place that you once the paternal great-grandfather had an accident, the alien through the eyeglasses to the transmission information, has certainly the important treasure in North Pole, the rare treasure of extraterrestrial civilization!” “或许是我想多了,但这不重要,即便最后失败,我也品尝到了探索的乐趣。”罗素毫不在意,继续深入话题:“我怀疑眼镜上的文字是一个坐标,就是你曾曾祖父出事的地方,外星人通过眼镜向外界传递信息,在北极一定有着至关重要的宝物,外星文明的秘宝!” A Sam brain blank, but Luo Su below a few words let him such as the falling ice cave, sobers instantaneously from the delay. 山姆大脑一片空白,而罗素的下一句话让他如坠冰窟,瞬间从呆滞中清醒过来。 Sam, you spent 250 USD to sell to me the eyeglasses yesterday, wants to draw cash to pick up the little girl, this indicated that you do not know its value......” the Luo Su brow selects, if there is a profound meaning to smile: However today, you actually depart from the norm, when I said my supposition, your performance also very non- nature. Whether I can assume, you had known the secret of eyeglasses, moreover was others tells you...... the alien to look for you?” “山姆,昨天你花了250美刀把眼镜卖给我,想拿钱去泡妞,这表明你不知道它的价值……”罗素眉头一挑,若有深意笑了笑:“而今天,你却一反常态,在我说出自己的假设时,你的表现也非常不自然。我是否可以假设,你已经知道了眼镜的秘密,而且是别人告诉你的……外星人来找你了?” Cluck ka ka! 嘁嘁咕咕咔咔! A machinery distortion sound gets up, cannot bear come in Optimus Prime that the one side waits for finally, Luo Su has guessed correctly completely, he continues the hidden not to have the significance. 一阵机械变形声响起,在一旁等候的擎天柱终于忍不住现身了,罗素已经猜到了全部,他继续隐藏已经没有意义。 „- !” “啊-啊唔!” Over 8 meters in height giant robot changes the body, strides bravely forward to come, the intense visual impact strength makes Mikaela scream loudly, was covered the mouth by Luo Su, the latter half major tone was forced to swallow in the belly. 身高超过8米的巨型机器人变身,昂首阔步而来,强烈的视觉冲击力让米凯拉放声尖叫,被罗素捂住嘴巴,后半截长音被迫咽回了肚子里。 Meanwhile, Chevron orchid aceae and other vehicles also exude the same mechanical sound, the brand-new automobile body crack clears the way lines on face, the metal of automobile body moves unceasingly, after a dazzling operation, four big robots appear in front of Luo Su one after another. 与此同时,雪佛兰科迈罗等车辆也发出同样的机械声,崭新的车身裂开道道细纹,车身的金属不断移动,一番眼花缭乱的操作后,四台高大的机器人相继出现在罗素面前。 Optimus Prime stops the footsteps, bends the waist partly kneels in the place, hits the face to gather the Luo Su body before his metal . A series of accidents make Mikaela call out in alarm again and again, like a frightened rabbit, whiz one sneaked in the Luo Su bosom. 擎天柱停下脚步,弯下腰半跪在地,将他的金属打脸凑到罗素身前。一系列的变故让米凯拉连连惊呼,如同一只受了惊的兔子,嗖的一下钻进了罗素怀里。 Sam: Lets loose him, has anything to me! 山姆:放开他,有什么都冲着我来! Hello, brilliant earthman. I am Optimus Prime, mechanical life body from Cybertron star, is you speculates the alien.” Optimus Prime first is introduces oneself, then his ally Ironhide and the others 11 introductions. “你好,睿智的地球人。我是擎天柱,来自赛博坦星的机械生命体,也就是你推测中的外星人。”擎天柱先是自我介绍一遍,然后又把他的战友铁皮等人一一介绍。 Alien will speak English...... Mikaela to raise the head unexpectedly, complained one. “外星人居然会说英语……”米凯拉抬起头,吐槽了一句。 Very normal, different person also spoke Chinese! 很正常,异界人还都说中文呢! Luo Su is responding to one at heart, the politeness said to Optimus Prime: I am Luo Su, you can like this call me, the brilliant earthman is really far. I guess you in the , but has not thought that can be an automobile!” 罗素在心里回应一句,礼貌对擎天柱说道:“我是罗素,你可以这么称呼我,睿智的地球人实在谈不上。我猜你们就在附近,但没想到会是汽车!” After simple understanding, Optimus Prime spoke frankly: On eyeglasses recorded the All-Spark Coordinate, wanders about destitute the universe because of the war of Cybertron star, our Autobot and Decepticons are seeking for it......” 简单的认识过后,擎天柱直言道:“眼镜上记载了火种源的坐标,因为赛博坦星的战争而流落到宇宙,我们汽车人霸天虎都在寻找它……” Then, Optimus Prime had once said to Sam the words told once again tell Luo Su , indicating Megatron to obtain the All-Spark dire consequence, but their Autobot was different, they will destroy All-Spark. 接下来,擎天柱把曾对山姆说过的话又一次讲述告诉罗素,指明威震天得到火种源的可怕后果,而他们汽车人不同,他们会摧毁火种源 If Decepticons first step obtains All-Spark, Megatron will exhaust possibly uses it to change the machine on Earth, forms a fearful army.” “如果霸天虎先一步得到火种源,威震天会竭尽可能地使用它改变地球上的机器,组建一支可怕的军队。” Ironhide says: Megatron will not have the determination of guest, he will seize Earth to destroy all lifeform, transforms to suit our Transformers survival here the soil.” 铁皮接过话:“威震天可不会有客人的自觉,他会占领地球毁灭一切生物,将这里改造成适合我们变形金刚生存的土壤。” Therefore, we must catch up before Decepticons found All-Spark!” Optimus Prime looks to Luo Su, said with the heavy/thick metal sound: Luo Su, that eyeglasses are very important, above recorded the All-Spark address, this did not say things just to frighten people, life or death control of Earth in your hands.” “所以,我们必须赶在霸天虎之前找到火种源!”擎天柱望向罗素,用厚重的金属音说道:“罗素,那副眼镜很重要,上面记载了火种源的地址,这不是危言耸听,地球的存亡掌控在你手中。” Sam: „......” 山姆:“……” This lines are quite familiar, except for changing a name, other characters has not changed. 这台词好熟悉,除了换个名字,其他一个字都没改。 Luo Su nods, pulls out the glass case from the pocket, hands over in front of Optimus Prime. 罗素点点头,从口袋里掏出眼镜盒,递在擎天柱面前。 „!” “!” The process is extremely smooth, smoothly to coming as a surprise to Optimus Prime, the Luo Su action was too careless, after all Decepticons and Autobot who is good who is bad is only his statement of only one of the parties. It looks like in Optimus Prime, Luo Su IQ absolutely is the outstanding person on Earth, should not easily deliver the safety of female star to one group of outcomers. 过程太过顺利,顺利到出乎擎天柱的预料,罗素的举动太草率了,毕竟霸天虎汽车人谁好谁坏只是他的一面之词。在擎天柱看来,罗素智商绝对是地球上的佼佼者,不应该会把母星的安危轻易交付给一群外来者。 Luo Su smiles lightly, is pointing at Optimus Prime and other four Autobot: „Regardless what you said is really false, leeway that I have not chosen, not?” 罗素淡淡一笑,指着擎天柱和其他四个汽车人:“不论你说的是真是假,我都没有选择的余地,不是吗?” Sam: „......” 山姆:“……” Why I believed at that time all of a sudden, why? 为什么我当时一下子就相信了,为什么? Optimus Prime received the eyeglasses, deeply selected to Luo Su under: Please relax, we to make reparations to come, to have no intention to provoke the war. With the name of my Optimus Prime, our Autobot will not hurt any human on own initiative.” 擎天柱接过眼镜,对罗素深深点了下头:“请放心,我们为赎罪而来,无意挑起战争。以我擎天柱之名,我们汽车人绝不会主动伤害任何一名人类。” Luo Su shakes the head with a smile: That is very difficult, because human can also decide whether provokes the war.” 罗素笑着摇摇头:“那恐怕很难,因为人类也能决定是否挑起战争。” What do you mean?” The Optimus Prime hear in the Luo Su words has the words. “什么意思?”擎天柱听出罗素话中有话。 Captain Witwicky indeed was insane, but peer 41 crew, they were very sober, the All-Spark affirmation had been shifted, moreover 100 possibilities can be the U.S.A governments.” Speaking of this Luo Su shrugs: Interpolated the gene of human greedily, the U.S.A government is impossible to give you All-Spark, even if there is a threat of Decepticons.” 维特维奇船长的确是疯了,但同行的还有41名船员,他们很清醒,火种源肯定已经被转移了,而且100的可能性会是美帝政府。”说到这罗素耸耸肩:“贪婪写进了人类的基因,美帝政府不可能会把火种源交给你,哪怕有霸天虎的威胁。” Optimus Prime silent long time: Hopes...... All-Spark also in the Coordinate place!” 擎天柱沉默半晌:“但愿……火种源还在坐标地点!” Luo Su shakes the head, as the Earth good friend, Optimus Prime is the qualified hero, but as the Autobot leader, Luo Su only wants saying: He disappointed the Cybertron star! 罗素摇摇头,作为地球好朋友,擎天柱是合格的英雄,但作为汽车人的领袖,罗素只想说:他辜负了赛博坦星! Naturally, this saying to be also thinking at heart, as an earthman, the alien like Optimus Prime is better and better! 当然了,这话也就在心里想想,身为一个地球人,像擎天柱这样的外星人多多益善! Bumblebee, you remain to protect them, meets Decepticons to retreat immediately, remembers that keeps in touch.” Optimus Prime is telling one to the bumblebee, then gets forms the muscle truck hauling head: Autobot !” “大黄蜂,你留下来保护他们,遇到霸天虎立即撤退,记得保持联系。”擎天柱对着大黄蜂吩咐一声,而后变形成肌肉卡车牵引头:“汽车人,出发!” It is not able to participate in the fight, the bumblebee mood is very low, changes Chevron orchid aceae low-spirited, expressed own disaffection with the sound: We reach an agreement the hand that does not let loose holds mutually, but the reality said that the light has the love to be insufficient, arrives at the branch the crossroad, your toward left I toward right......” 无法参加战斗,大黄蜂心情很是低落,黯然变回雪佛兰科迈罗,用音响表达自己的不满:“我们说好绝不放开相互牵的手,可现实说光有爱还不够,走到分岔的路口,你向左我向右……” Luo Su, he how?” 罗素,他怎么了?” Was lovelorn!” “失恋了!”
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