AE :: Volume #8 我讨厌赛博坦

#229: 250 USD sold Earth


LNMTL needs user funding to survive Read More

To the high-school student, the first car(riage) of life has special significance, even if it is a second-hand vehicle, the car(riage) paint also fell similarly. Sam boards the woman bicycle of mother, pursues own Chevron orchid aceae crazily, while telephoned the warning car(riage) to be stolen. 对高中生而言,人生的第一辆车意义非凡,哪怕它是辆二手车,车漆也掉得差不多了。山姆登上老妈的女士自行车,一边狂追自己的雪佛兰科迈罗,一边打电话报警车被偷了。 I must report to the police, my car(riage) was stolen, I am pursuing it. All units and squadrons must act, called everyone......” “我要报警,我的车被偷了,我正在追它。所有单位和中队都要行动,把所有人都叫来……” I determined! Waits for...... I to correct, in the car(riage) no one, it moved.” “我确定!等一下……我要更正一下,车里没人,它自己动起来了。” Do not make the telephone call, I must report to the police, my car(riage) ran.” “别挂电话,我还要报警,我的车自己跑了。” Honk toot toot......” “嘟嘟嘟……” The telephone was hung up, Sam was not clear that opposite whether can have the police, pursued, today he looks at the goddess to leave helplessly, cannot look at the automobile to leave again, otherwise he really did not have a thing in the world. 电话被挂断了,山姆不清楚对面是否会出警,独自一人追了上去,今天他眼睁睁看着女神离开,不能再看着汽车离开,否则他就真的一无所有了。 Pursues, Sam follows Chevrolet to arrive at a worn-out iron ore factory, why does not need doubts the manpower bicycles of two wheels not to cast off by the Cybertron silicon-based life body, these are not the key points. 一路追逐,山姆跟着雪佛兰来到一间破旧的铁矿工厂,无需疑惑为什么两个轮子的人力自行车没被赛博坦硅基生命体甩开,这些都不是重点。 The key point was Sam witnesses own second-hand vehicle to turn into the height to surpass five meters giant robot, like summoning Batman, is putting in the signal ray to the sky, the graph was a mechanical face. 重点是山姆亲眼目睹自己的二手车变成了身高超过五米的巨型机器人,像召唤蝙蝠侠一样,对着天空投放出信号光线,图形是一张机械面孔。 Sam records the video, starts U.S.A person few daily, is soundless walks toward the giant robot. His incarnation heroic fearless soldier, prepares to inquire about that the secret of the world, and exposes to each people that have the right to know the truth. 山姆录制视频,开始美帝人很少的日常,蹑手蹑脚朝巨型机器人走去。他化身英勇无畏的战士,准备探寻世界的秘密,并揭露给每一个有权知道真相的民众。 Sam trod the first step, then...... triggering in had wicked dog trap, was pursued by two savage wicked dogs crazily. 山姆踏出了第一步,然后……触发‘内有恶犬’陷阱,被两只凶残的恶犬一路狂追。 Really the wicked dog, is not the sled three silly and small milk dog that wicked dogs, saw that Sam will soon be fallen down by the wicked dog, the police rushed to the scene. 是真的恶犬,不是雪橇三傻和小奶狗那种恶犬,眼瞅着山姆即将被恶犬扑倒,警方赶到了现场。 Meanwhile, the Decepticons member who camouflages the stereophonic sound confused successfully mounted Air Force One, downloading a lot of confidential papers, found the senior captain Witwicky material, and confirmed through the eBay net eyeglasses that has the All-Spark Coordinate. 于此同时,伪装成立体音响的霸天虎成员‘迷乱’成功登上了空军一号,下载大量机密文件,找到老船长维特维奇的资料,并通过eBay网确认了带有火种源坐标的眼镜。 The holder is Sam Witwicky! 持有者是山姆・维特维奇 Because is under the line trades face to face, the auction information of eyeglasses is still online hanging, unlucky Sam did not have the eyeglasses obviously, but also stared by Decepticons. 因为是线下当面交易,眼镜的拍卖信息还在网上挂着,倒霉的山姆明明没了眼镜,还被霸天虎盯上了。 Sam's father receives the call, wears the pajamas to rush to the police station, because Sam's opinion extremely shocks everybody, the police suspected that he takes the laughing gas to be excessive, the most evening paper false alarm disrupts the order. 山姆的老爸接到电话,穿着睡衣赶到警察局,因为山姆的言论太过惊世骇俗,警方怀疑他吸食笑气过量,大半夜报假警扰乱秩序。 The police do not study to this type well, only knows that the happy bad child has the means very much, puts on the headgear, an iron fist of love served on the line. 警方对这种不好好学习,只知道happy的坏孩子很有办法,套上头套,一顿爱的铁拳伺候就行了。 Sam has a mind to argue, but no one believes him, only evidence, when cell phone that recorded the video, the dog pursues is lost in the iron ore factory. He was tossed about an evening by the police, is the urine test threatens, finally after the father paid a big fine, successfully left the police authorities. 山姆有心辩解,但没人相信他,唯一的证据,那部录了视频的手机,被狗追时遗落在铁矿工厂。他被警方折腾了一个晚上,又是验尿又是恐吓,终于在父亲交了一大笔罚款之后,成功离开了警局。 Sam was soon insane, he goes home to make up thinks, lay tosses about unable to fall asleep on the bed, ponders over Mikaela to encounter anything last night. At this moment, the familiar car engine thunders resounds again, the missing second-hand vehicle came back. 山姆快要疯了,他回到家中补觉,躺在床上翻来覆去睡不着,琢磨着米凯拉昨晚会遭遇什么。就在这时,熟悉的汽车引擎轰鸣再次响起,失踪的二手车又回来了。 When the youngster thought of puberty is active, Sam thinks in oneself tried to expose the behavior of the world truth to enrage the hidden big shot, sending out the automobile robot to assassinate him, is unable to obtain the help of police, he can only step up to that bicycle. 正值青春期的少年思维活跃,山姆认为自己试图揭露里世界真相的行为触怒了隐藏大佬,派出汽车机器人来暗杀他,无法得到警方的帮助,他只能跨上那辆自行车。 Unlike last night, today is he is pursued running by the car(riage)! 与昨晚不同,今天是他被车追着跑! This is the bumblebee but intentionally is, without permission of Optimus Prime, he cannot expose own whereabouts on own initiative, catches up with Sam with this method to the urban district. 这是大黄蜂故意而为,没有擎天柱的允许,他不能主动暴露自己的行踪,用这种方法将山姆赶离市区。 The bumblebee presents the life of Optimus Prime, protects the personal safety of All-Spark Coordinate owner, now the eyeglasses by the switch trade, he are not known whether must continue to protect Sam's safety. 大黄蜂奉擎天柱之命,保护火种源坐标所有者的人身安全,现在眼镜被转手交易,他不知道是否还要继续保护山姆的安全。 If leaves, Sam will certainly be killed by savage Decepticons, this is not the Autobot working style, may continue to remain to protect Sam, person who truly has the eyeglasses will fall into the dangerous situation. 如果就此离开,山姆一定会被凶残的霸天虎杀害,这不是汽车人的做事风格,可继续留下来保护山姆,真正拥有眼镜的人又会身陷险境。 As an outstanding soldier, the bumblebee decided first to carry out the original plan, waited for Optimus Prime to arrive at Earth to hand over decides by him. 身为一名出色的战士,大黄蜂决定先执行原计划,等擎天柱降临地球交由他来定夺。 ...... …… Pedalled a half hour of bicycle, Sam cast off the bumblebee in the suburbs finally, the two days experience made him feel exhausted physically and mentally, if the time can flow backwards, his flower 4000 USD, will not purchase tattered Chevron orchid aceae again. 蹬了半小时自行车,山姆终于在市郊甩开了大黄蜂,这两天的经历让他身心俱疲,如果时光可以倒流,他绝不会再花4000美刀,购买破烂的雪佛兰科迈罗。 Because this car(riage) is too rotten, harmed in his goddess supercar of other men ; Because this car(riage) big evening is all right runs everywhere, harmed him to stay a evening in the police authorities ; Because of this car(riage), he discovered the truth of the world, was included within the blacklist by the secret big shot, now the police set out the secret weapon continually, must eliminate his insider. 因为这辆车太烂,害他的女神上了其他男人的超跑;因为这辆车大晚上没事到处跑,害他在警局呆了一个晚上;因为这辆车,他发现了世界的真相,被幕后大佬划入黑名单,现在连警方出动秘密武器,要消灭他这个知情人。 Sam has the like this mysterious idea , because he ran into the Decepticons member roadblock, the roadblock camouflages one to re-equip the Ford Mustang police vehicle, the cat play mouse teases Sam generally. 山姆之所以有这么神奇的想法,是因为他遇到了霸天虎成员‘路障’,路障伪装成一辆改装福特野马警车,猫戏老鼠一般逗弄起山姆。 Looks on his automobile body to spurt good violent is bullying good the white painting, knows that this goods are Decepticons that has the wicked interest! 看他车身上喷着‘行暴欺善’的白色喷漆,就知道这货是个有着恶趣味的霸天虎 Sam does not know that Cybertron has Autobot and Autobot liangs stock influence, he only knows oneself just threw off the second-hand vehicle, stared by the super police vehicle. Because is an automobile, the roadblock and bumblebee in his opinion do not have much difference, should be the same influence. 山姆不知道赛博坦汽车人股势力,他只知道自己刚甩掉二手车,又被超级警车盯上了。因为都是汽车,路障和大黄蜂在他看来没太大区别,应该属于同一个势力。 Damn! I patted a video, hasn't come and uploaded, it is necessary to set out the like this high tech the weapon to eliminate a potential informant?” Looks that to the large-scale robot that oneself clash, Sam runs quickly, over the two days he basically was this operation. “该死!我只是拍了个视频,还没来及上传,有必要出动这么高科技的武器来灭口吗?”看着向自己冲过来的大型机器人,山姆跑得更快了,这两天他基本都是这个操作。 It looks like the role on GBA to act the game, Sam did not have the bicycle speed sharp decline, from was caught up by the roadblock behind, holds the collar to fling in a front vehicle of scrapped car covers. 就像是GBA上的角色扮演游戏,山姆没了自行车速度锐减,被路障从身后追上,提溜着衣领甩在一辆报废汽车的前车盖上。 „, God! I am certainly still having the nightmare, Mikaela have not boarded, right, is this, comes a person to wake up by shouting me quickly!” Looks roadblock that stride towards oneself walks, Sam screamed like the miss loudly. “哦,上帝啊!我一定还在做噩梦,米凯拉也没上车,对,就是这样,快来一个人喊醒我!”看着大步朝自己走来的路障,山姆像个姑娘一样放声尖叫。 Bang!! 轰!! A roadblock fist pounds on the ground, interrupted Sam's scream, the fierce roar called out: „Is your eBay user name heartthrob 217?” 路障一拳砸在地上,打断了山姆的尖叫,厉声吼叫道:“你的eBay用户名是不是‘万人迷217’?” What did you say?” “你说啥?” Sam slackjawed, his chased down reason does not try to expose the truth, but is some big shot registers the eBay user name, discovered that heartthrob 217 this name was used by him? 山姆目瞪狗呆,难道他被追杀的原因不是试图揭露真相,而是某大佬注册eBay用户名,发现‘万人迷217’这个名字被他用了? This big shot also was too rather earnest, heartthrob 218 is also very of pleasant to hear! 这大佬未免也太较真了,‘万人迷218’也很好听啊! „Is your user name heartthrob 217?” “你的用户名是不是‘万人迷217’?” The roadblock raises the fist, the scarlet electronic eye looks angrily at Sam, if Sam dares rubbish again, his one fist pounds flatly it. 路障举起拳头,猩红的电子眼怒视山姆,如果山姆再敢废话,他就一拳将其砸扁。 No , NO, do not begin. I am a heartthrob 217, is my user name right.” “No,NO,不要动手。我就是万人迷217,是我的用户名没错。” Which are eyeglasses, you in online something by auction 21153 where?” The sound of roadblock fills the wild heavy metal static, he will destroy all feelings momentarily. “眼镜在哪,你在网上的拍卖品21153在哪?”路障的声音充满狂暴的重金属杂音,给人一种他随时会毁灭一切的感觉。 Sold out!” “卖掉了!” Facing the violent might, Sam understands what has to be done, although he does not understand why the country sets out the super robot to trace eyeglasses, but answered honestly. 面对暴力强权,山姆非常识时务,虽然他也不明白为什么国家出动超级机器人只是追查一副眼镜,但还是老老实实做出了回答。 Whom sold to?” “卖给谁了?” Sold to Luo......” “卖给了罗……” Sam words to half, the tire rub the brake sound of ground to resound, yellow Chevron orchid aceae who falls the dregs suddenly come, hit toward the roadblock directly. 山姆话到一半,轮胎摩擦地面的刹车声骤然响起,掉渣的黄色雪佛兰科迈罗现身,径直朝路障撞了过来。 The roadblock electronic eye swept, lifts the energy spear/gun bang one to hit, the explosion firelight, the black smoke and red flame covered the position that Chevrolet was. 路障电子眼一扫,抬起能量枪轰得一下打了过去,爆炸火光,黑烟和红色火焰覆盖了雪佛兰所在的位置。 No, my 4000 USD!” “No,我的4000美刀!” With Sam's sad wailing, cluck ka ka the mechanical sound gets up, the bumblebee changes the body giant robot to run out of the smog, a fist brandished on the roadblock face. 伴随着山姆的悲催哀嚎,一阵‘嘁嘁咕咕咔咔’的机械声响起,大黄蜂变身巨型机器人冲出烟雾,一拳抡在了路障脸上。 Bang! 轰! Two robots roll one group, destroys the wall to fall another side, started the most primitive fists and feet to fight hand-to-hand. 两个机器人滚成一团,打碎墙壁摔到另一边,开始了最原始的拳脚肉搏。 Sam screamed one, the tumbling jumped out of the car(riage), died proceeding ran, he does not know that which should go, but ran at this time is right. 山姆尖叫一声,翻滚跳下车,没命似的往前跑,他不知道该去哪,但这时候跑就对了。 The bumblebee and roadblock wrestle in the same place, two people military force value is almost the same, for a while is close. The bumblebee arm turns into the energy spear/gun, bombards on the energy shield of roadblock, strikes to fly it by far, changes Chevron orchid aceae again, pursues in Sam's direction. 大黄蜂和路障扭打在一起,两人武力值相差无几,一时难分胜负。大黄蜂手臂变成能量枪,一炮轰在路障的能量盾上,将其远远击飞,再次变回雪佛兰科迈罗,朝山姆的方向追赶过去。 The roadblock dizziness vertigo falls down, after setting out, puts out an engine oil, does not reach the goal to vow not to rest, he angrily roars, changes to Ford police vehicle to pursue tightly on. 路障头晕眼花摔倒在地,起身后吐出一口机油,不达目的誓不罢休,他怒吼一声,化作福特警车紧追而上。 After two people leave, near the corner stereophonic sound changes the body, the wrong way assumes an air of self approbation to smile strangely: Luo...... Luo Su, eyeglasses only bidder, hehehe, was too relaxed.” 在两人离开后,墙角边的立体音响变身,迷路摇头晃脑怪笑起来:“罗……罗素,眼镜唯一的竞拍者,嘿嘿嘿,太轻松了。” ...... …… Under the nighttime sky, Sam stands before the wilderness looks up to the starry sky, side turns into the robot bumblebee. 夜空下,山姆站在旷野前仰望星空,旁边是变成机器人型的大黄蜂。 Four meteors fall in the sky, after the atmosphere, drags the long hot tail, thunders to howl in the Sam top of the head, having the boundless power and influence on pound to fall on the place ruthlessly. 四颗流星在天空滑落,经过大气层,摇曳起长长的火尾,在山姆头顶轰鸣呼啸而过,带着磅礴威势狠狠砸落在地。 You are Sam Witwicky, Archbold Witwicky descendant?” “你就是山姆・维特维奇,阿奇博尔德・维特维奇的后代?” Yes, I am Sam Witwicky. Who you...... are you?” Was sphered by five giant robots, Sam is somewhat anxious. “是的,我是山姆・维特维奇。你……你们是谁?”被五个巨型机器人围住,山姆有些紧张。 I am Optimus Prime, the mechanical life body from Cybertron star, they are my ally.” Stemming from the respect, Optimus Prime partly squats in the place, 11 introduced everyone, finally said: We come Earth to seek for All-Spark, must catch up before Megatron.” “我是擎天柱,来自赛博坦星球的机械生命体,他们是我的战友。”出于尊重,擎天柱半蹲在地,将所有人一一介绍,最后说道:“我们来地球寻找火种源,必须赶在威震天之前。” All-Spark? Megatron?” 火种源威震天?” Megatron is the Decepticons leader......” 威震天霸天虎的首领……” Optimus Prime with the stereographic projection demonstrated that the present situation of Cybertron star, told the All-Spark importance, one and said together with Autobot and Decepticons war and difference, if Megatron obtains All-Spark, Earth can turn into the Decepticons weapon factory. His tone said dignifiedly: Sam, that eyeglasses are very important, above recorded the All-Spark address, this did not say things just to frighten people, life or death control of Earth in your hands.” 擎天柱用立体投影展示赛博坦星球的现状,讲述火种源的重要性,连同汽车人霸天虎的战争与分歧一并说了出来,如果威震天得到火种源,地球会变成霸天虎的兵工厂。他语气凝重道:“山姆,那副眼镜很重要,上面记载了火种源的地址,这不是危言耸听,地球的存亡掌控在你手中。” Sam: „......” 山姆:“……” Said you possibly not to believe that my 250 USD sold Earth! 说出来你可能不信,我250美刀就把地球卖了! Senior official good...... the sand beach sunglasses...... the present audience to promote sales...... us to support to come in the evening greatly to serve, the delivery payment...... gives me quickly money!” The bumblebee interposed in the one side, tells the Optimus Prime eyeglasses to be bought. “长官晚上好……沙滩墨镜……现在全场大促销……我们支持上门服务,货到付款……快给我钱!”大黄蜂在一旁插话,告诉擎天柱眼镜已经被人买走了。 Because of the language System damage, the bumblebee can only express with the vehicle-borne radio, the issue is not big, Optimus Prime understood mysteriously. 因为语言系统损坏,大黄蜂只能用车载收音机来表达,问题不大,擎天柱神奇地听懂了。 Sam, whom did the eyeglasses sell to?” “山姆,眼镜卖给了谁?” Sam: „......” 山姆:“……” Sorry, I do not want to mention that name. 抱歉,我不想提那个名字。 Seeing Sam is silent, Optimus Prime is very puzzled: Bumblebee, he how?” 见山姆沉默不语,擎天柱十分困惑:“大黄蜂,他怎么了?” Sand beach sunglasses...... the bikini girl...... purchases quickly...... goes away, the boy, she now was my person.” The bumblebee told Optimus Prime with the interception voice, purchased the person of eyeglasses, carries off including the girl who Sam liked together. “沙滩墨镜……比基尼女孩……赶快来购买吧……滚开,小子,她现在是我的人了。”大黄蜂用截取的语音告诉擎天柱,购买眼镜的人,连山姆喜欢的女孩一起带走了。 Optimus Prime nods, the brilliant leader sees through the truth, and chose understands at heart, opened the mouth saying: Bumblebee, you know that who purchases the person of eyeglasses is?” 擎天柱点点头,睿智的首领看穿真相,并选择了心里明白,开口道:“大黄蜂,你知道购买眼镜的人是谁吗?” Naturally, I love you!” “当然,我爱你!” Optimus Prime nods again, lowers the head saying: Sam, here your anything matter, we have not looked for the eyeglasses, you take taxi to go home!” 擎天柱再次点点头,低下头说道:“山姆,这里没你什么事儿了,我们去找眼镜,你打车回家吧!” Sam: „......” 山姆:“……”
To display comments and comment, click at the button