AE :: Volume #7 我讨厌加勒比

#202: Octopus elder brother and his seafood crew( cultivates)


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Sky over the sea area of island shoal, can smell the greeting the nostrils fragrance far away, the luxuriant mist ascends, visibles faintly some large-scale seafood product to process, can carry the table momentarily. 海岛浅滩的海域上空,大老远就能闻到扑鼻香气,蔼蔼雾气升腾,隐约可见某种大型海鲜产品处理完毕,随时可以端上餐桌。 Although sees clearly the food is anything, many people will refuse to taste, that lumps of look turnoff, but if knows that the name is Kraken, the person who wants to eat is definitely not infrequent. 虽说看清楚食材是什么,很多人都会拒绝品尝,那一坨坨看着就倒胃口,可如果知道菜名是北海巨妖,想吃的人肯定不在少数。 For example in the black pearl number pirate, this group likes the degenerate who drinks to smoke to burn...... dallies with the woman, will not give up any to blow the flamboyant opportunity. 比如黑珍珠号上的海盗,这帮喜欢喝酒抽烟烫……玩女人的败类,绝不会放弃任何一个可以吹牛逼的机会。 I have eaten the Kraken meat, is roasting eating, eats one but actually one, the flavor is not much, that matter!” “我吃过北海巨妖的肉,烤着吃,吃一盘倒一盘,味道不咋地,也就那么回事!” This can blow flamboyant for a lifetime! 这个牛逼可以吹一辈子! Thereupon, in the black pearl number skiff turns back more than ten times, the pirates cut a lot of cooked meat, snatched to fight for food in the deck insanely. 于是乎,黑珍珠号上的小艇折返十几次,海盗们切下了大量熟肉,在甲板上疯抢争食。 Experienced life-and-death preying, finally treats as food the enemy, matches the rum to appease hunger, to the pirate is a romantic matter. 经历了一番殊死搏杀,最后将敌人当做食物,配着朗姆酒充饥,对海盗而言是一件浪漫的事。 In the like this many people, Jack eats ominously, Kraken and David Jones are his heart nightmares, now the nightmare turned into the dishes, naturally must open wide the belly to eat. 这么多人里,杰克吃得最凶,北海巨妖和戴维・琼斯是他心头噩梦,现在噩梦变成了盘中餐,自然得敞开了肚皮往死里吃。 Barbosa puts down the knife and fork, takes up meal the cloth mop to wipe the mouth, is looking at ten thousand li (0.5 km) clear sky, a person muttered: Must cloud over......” 巴博萨放下刀叉,拿起餐布擦擦嘴,望着万里晴空,一个人喃喃自语:“要变天了……” Kraken was dreaded by all seamen, the person who as long as seeks a livelihood in the sea, all hears the look changes. But today, its was roasted delivered the table ripe, until now, he also thinks that some are not quite real. 北海巨妖被所有海员畏惧,但凡是在海上讨生活的人,全都闻之色变。可今天,它被人烤熟了送上餐桌,直到现在,他还觉有些不太真实。 Has not looked, this ghost weather has been rotten to the core!” Jack has poked head, inserts the mouth the flesh lump in Barbosa plate, clenches jaws to chew. “没看出来,这鬼天气一直糟糕透顶!”杰克探过头,将巴博萨盘中的肉块插进自己嘴里,咬牙切齿嘴嚼起来。 Some actually not big enmity, Kraken died after all, the big enmity also disappeared, Jack like this goes all out , because had to chew the vigor. 倒不是有多大仇,毕竟北海巨妖都死了,再大的仇也消了,杰克这么卖力,是因为太有嚼劲了。 Barbosa white Jack eyes, looked at the captains cabin, said in a low voice: Jack, you and I are the pirate kings, what idea has regarding this pirate congress?” 巴博萨白了杰克一眼,瞄了眼船长室,低声说道:“杰克,你和我都是海盗王,对于这次海盗大会有什么想法没有?” Jack chews to swallow the meat of mouth difficultly, returns said: No, does not have any idea, because I will not participate from the start.” 杰克艰难将嘴里的肉嘴嚼咽下,回道:“没有,没有任何想法,因为我压根就不会参加。” Barbosa uses temporarily as has not heard, to continue saying: Holds the pirate congress, the goal is to elect the new pirate Great Emperor, whom will your vote give?” 巴博萨权当没听见,继续说道:“召开海盗大会,目的是选举出新的海盗大帝,你那一票会给谁?” Mentioned the pirate Great Emperor, Jack came the spirit immediately: Naturally was great Captain Jake Sparrow, but who can also?” 提到海盗大帝,杰克顿时来了精神:“当然是伟大的杰克・斯帕罗船长了,还能有谁?” A Barbosa face shuts out: I have not seen Captain Jake Sparrow, I only saw a mouthful greasy sailor.” 巴博萨一脸嫌弃:“我没有看到杰克・斯帕罗船长,我只看到了一个满嘴油腻的水手。” Jack shrugs, not discouraged say/way: This is only temporary, sooner or later one day, I can also be the black pearl number captain.” 杰克耸耸肩,毫不气馁道:“这只是暂时的,迟早有一天,我还会是黑珍珠号的船长。” No, is I!” Mentioned the black pearl number, Barbosa did not admit defeat, particularly that person is Jake Sparrow. “不,是我!”提到黑珍珠号,巴博萨绝不认输,尤其是那个人叫杰克・斯帕罗。 No, is I!” “不,是我!” Is I!” Barbosa stares the big eye. “是我!”巴博萨瞪大眼睛。 Is I!” Jack eyes also stare are older than him, two people go against the head to start the test of strength. “是我!”杰克眼睛瞪得比他还大,两人顶着脑袋开始角力。 Is I!” “是我!” Is you!” “是你!” Is you!” “是你!” Right, is I!” Jack smiled complacently, he reduces Barbosa's IQ to the same line of level, and beat the opposite party with rich EXP. “对,是我!”杰克洋洋得意笑了起来,他将巴博萨的智商降低至同一水准线,并用丰富的经验击败了对方。 Barbosa corner of the eye tics, for a while does not observe, bickers the failure, uncomfortable. Raises head the time of while Jack laughing, forked the flesh lump to rub rubbing under not the dead monkey buttocks, then forced in Jack mouth. 巴博萨眼角抽抽,一时不察,斗嘴失败,大为不爽。趁着杰克仰头大笑的功夫,叉起肉块在不死猴屁股下蹭了蹭,然后塞进杰克嘴里。 Jack chews, the complexion is strange, chews has doubts saying: This meat is not fresh, is a little mildewy.” 杰克嘴嚼中,脸色古怪,又嚼了嚼才疑惑说道:“这块肉不新鲜了,有点发霉。” Jack, do not interrupt, replied that I the beforehand issue, that ticket you will throw to whom?” “杰克,不要打岔,回答我之前的问题,那一票你会投给谁?” Jack swallows the meat of mouth, pats not dead monkey that jumps madly, said in a low voice: I know that you want to throw to anyone, but is impossible, he does not have the qualifications, the pirate kings are not.” 杰克咽下嘴里的肉,拍开吱喳乱跳的不死猴,低声道:“我知道你想投给谁,但是不可能,他没有资格,连海盗王都不是。” Barbosa smiled meaningfully: Waits to look, entitled.” 巴博萨意味深长笑了起来:“等着看吧,会有资格的。” The people stay in the island patch the black pearl number, a chaotic war, it was damaged several by Kraken. Material insufficient having no way overhaul, but the minor repair slightly makes up does not have the issue reluctantly, the anchor was at least met. 众人停留在海岛边修补黑珍珠号,一场乱战,它被北海巨妖损伤了好几处。材料不足没法大修,但小修小补勉强没问题,至少船锚被重新接了上去。 Close to afternoon, in the sea level presents three junk, Tai Huang shoves open the captains cabin, told Luo Su, Sao Feng rushes. 临近下午时分,海面上出现三艘戎克船,泰黄推开船长室,告诉罗素,啸风赶到了。 ...... …… Sees three junk, the black pearl number deck call is shocking, on the ship is almost the Chinese pirates, saw that the companion congratulated immediately loudly. Blows the flamboyant time arrived, they and Luo Su defeated Kraken with joint forces, must show off to the acquaintance. 看到三艘戎克船,黑珍珠号的甲板呼声震天,船上几乎都是华人海盗,看到同伴立即大声庆贺。吹牛逼的时候到了,他们和罗素合力战胜了北海巨妖,必须要向熟人炫耀一下。 The Kraken huge corpse is extremely astonishing, three junk for fear that it lives, for a long time later dares to approach. 北海巨妖的庞大尸体太过惊人,三艘戎克船生怕它活过来,许久之后才敢靠近。 Sees Luo Su, Sao Feng is the big table is first loyal, then holds the thigh to shriek and howl wildly, nasal mucus tears blamed themselves to rescue late, harmed the Luo Su one person alone to meet head-on Kraken, completely has not arrived at the dog-leg should responsibility completely. 见到罗素,啸风先是大表忠心,而后抱上大腿鬼哭狼嚎,一把鼻涕一把泪责怪自己救驾来迟,害得罗素孤身迎战北海巨妖,没有尽到狗腿应尽的职责。 The people exchange the information, understood which important matters recent sea had, Luo Su only knows why Kraken is also living. 众人交换情报,了解了一下最近海上发生了哪些大事,罗素这才知道为什么北海巨妖还活着。 Also is really because of his butterfly wing, because enslaves the contract, Sao Feng has not made the deal with Lord Beckett, has not maintained the neutrality to refuse to attend the pirate congress. Lord Beckett does not feel safely, cannot the inverse image such, making David Jones execute own pet, Kraken therefore lived. 还真是因为他的蝴蝶翅膀,因为奴役契约,啸风没和贝克特勋爵达成交易,也没有维持中立拒绝参加海盗大会。贝克特勋爵觉得不保险,没能像原著中那样,让戴维・琼斯处决自己的宠物,北海巨妖因此活了下来。 Had the fate pecking and sipping, Luo Su was changing the plot, now sinks Plover Cove to attend the pirate congress directly then. The plot changes on him has minimal impact, because abbreviated many actor's pays, directly changed the destinies of two people on the contrary. 一饮一啄自有定数,罗素在不知不觉间改变了剧情,现在直接去沉船湾参加海盗大会即可。剧情改变对他影响不大,因为省略了很多戏份,反倒直接改变了两个人的命运。 One is James Norrington, the unreasoning passion seed does not have the opportunity to see Elizabeth again, because of will not let go her to be killed selfishly. 一个是詹姆斯・诺灵顿,痴情种子没机会再见到伊丽莎白,也不会因自私放走她而被杀。 On the other hand, this goods also are really enough unlucky, by the Eliza Baikeng to losing the work, turned over/stood up with great difficulty, because hit Kiss to be killed with Elizabeth. 话说回来,这货还真是够倒霉的,被伊丽莎白坑到丢了工作,好不容易翻身,又因为和伊丽莎白打了个Kiss而被杀。 Kills his person is Turner's father! 杀他的人是特纳的父亲! Described simply, the father-in-law saw the daughter-in-law to steal the person, was in a rage butchers the lover. Although the father-in-law repeatedly emphasized afterward oneself at that time and ship fused together, losing to recall that even/including the son was who could not remember, but on the result, he should be intentionally. 简单描述一下,公公看到儿媳妇偷人,一怒之下把野男人宰了。尽管事后公公一再强调自己当时和船融为一体,失忆到连儿子是谁都记不得了,但就结果而言,他应该是故意的。 Another changed person is Sao Feng, he was mistaken that Elizabeth is the world body of Calypso, asked the artillery inadequate direct strong kiss, was made GG by a Flying Dutchman artillery. 另一个被改变的人是啸风,他误以为伊丽莎白是卡吕普索的人间体,求炮不成直接强吻,被飞翔的荷兰人号一炮打出GG。 This artillery is very possible is Turner father hits, after all the daughter-in-law by the strong kiss, the son at the scene, the father-in-law cannot express. However this matter is unimportant, is the pen bad debts, because he lost at that time recalls. 呃,这炮很可能是特纳父亲打的,毕竟儿媳妇被强吻,儿子不在现场,公公必须表示一下。不过这事不重要,是笔烂账,因为他当时失忆了。 Loses recalls really well! 失忆真好! Is the mildew of god sea is unimportant as for Elizabeth, four men who although kiss with her, Norrington died, Sao Feng dead, Jack dead a time and a Turner ten years of previous shore, revolving have feared extremely, if kissed her Governor Swann also to calculate the childhood...... 至于伊丽莎白是不是海之霉神也不重要,虽说和她接吻的四个男人,诺灵顿死了、啸风死了、杰克死过一次、特纳十年上一次岸,细思极恐,如果把小时候亲过她的斯旺总督也算在内…… Returning to the subject, Sao Feng to live, the destiny was changed by Luo Su, will not kiss Elizabeth again, cannot by Flying Dutchman...... 咳咳,回到正题,啸风活了下来,命运被罗素改变,不会再强吻伊丽莎白,也不会被飞翔的荷兰人号…… Wait, Flying Dutchman......” the Luo Su instantaneous clear(ly) became aware, the lying trough, the octopus elder brother and his seafood crew must come! “等等,飞翔的荷兰人号……”罗素瞬间明悟过来,卧槽,章鱼哥和他的海鲜船员要来了! Even if not chase down Sao Feng, David Jones impossible to look but not see the Kraken death. 就算不追杀啸风,戴维・琼斯也不可能对北海巨妖的死视而不见。 Luo Su transmitted orders, making four ships including black pearl number rush instantly sinks Plover Cove, the moment cannot delay. 罗素传令下去,让包括黑珍珠号在内的四艘船只即刻赶往沉船湾,片刻不能耽搁。 If only Flying Dutchman, black pearl number three junk do not fear but actually, but feared that feared Lord Beckett drove the fleet of East India Company. 如果只是一艘飞翔的荷兰人号,黑珍珠号三艘戎克船倒也不惧,但怕就怕贝克特勋爵把东印度公司的舰队开了过来。 Sao Feng, Barbosa, Jack, here has three pirate kings, being short of a pirate association was very difficult to convene normally, if causes the world situation to change, affects Luo Su the tour of trident, that was too late to regret. 啸风、巴博萨、杰克,这里有三位海盗王,少了一个海盗公会都很难正常召开,万一导致世界局势改变,影响罗素的三叉戟之行,那就悔之晚矣了。 Also a little, Luo Su does not want to see East India Company to become the big winner, regardless individual and ethnic factor, this is the political consciousness issue, not allow to neglect! 还有一点,罗素不想看到东印度公司成为大赢家,抛开个人和民族因素,这是政治觉悟问题,不容忽视! Being surprised to know David Jones must dun, no matter Sao Feng also is really false, transmitted orders without delay immediately, hoists the sails setting sail to rush at the maximum speed sinks Plover Cove. 惊闻戴维・琼斯要来讨债,啸风也不管是真是假,二话不说立即传令下去,扬帆起航以最快的速度赶往沉船湾。 After transmitting orders, Sao Feng returned to the captains cabin stealthily, opening mouth seizes the gentlewoman, must seize Elizabeth, the reputation said that is Luo Su row of sorrow dispels doubt. 传令完毕之后,啸风又鬼鬼祟祟回到了船长室,张嘴就是强抢良家妇女,要把伊丽莎白掳过来,美名曰为罗素排忧解惑。 Luo Su shakes the head slightly: Sao Feng, you made a mistake, Elizabeth is not the sea goddess, is only somewhat rude and unreasonable wealthy family young ladies, most adds the female pirate title.” 罗素微微摇头:“啸风,你搞错了,伊丽莎白不是海洋女神,只是个有些泼辣的富家小姐,最多加个女海盗头衔。” Sea goddess!?” Sao Feng lifted hand flexure baldly, five long nails have delimited, puzzled say/way: Sir, you misunderstood, the subordinate is not this meaning.” “海洋女神!?”啸风抬手挠了挠光头,五根长长的指甲划过,困惑道:“大人,您误会了,属下不是这个意思。” „, What significance do you catch her to have?” “哦,那你抓她有什么意义?” Luo Su was saying catches the eye sweeps, the Sao Feng dignified full face does not know that what pulled out insanely, becomes some brokers and dreadfulness, very familiar expression, previous time has appeared on the Tai Huang face. 罗素说着抬眼一扫,啸风威严满满的面孔不知抽了哪门子疯,变得有些市侩和猥琐,很熟悉的表情,上次在泰黄脸上出现过。 Sure enough, a Sao Feng seasoned person under punches the appearance: Subordinate understands, the Sir status is noble, about natural high character and integrity often/common Ban, such underhanded matter, should the subordinate share sorrow for you. I am a pirate, kills and burns to plunder to stop at nothing, but also asked the Sir to wait a bit, this tied up sending her, no matter what you displayed.” 果不其然,啸风一副过来人的欠揍模样:“属下明白,大人身份高贵,自然高风亮节常伴左右,此等下作之事,合该属下为您分忧。我本来就是个海盗,烧杀抢掠无所顾忌,还请大人稍等,这就把她绑了送来,任您发挥。” Go away! Hugs the agglomerate, your dirty thought get lost together!” “滚!抱成团,连带你肮脏的思想一起滚出去!” But......” Sao Feng is dumbfounded, oneself understood wrong. “可……”啸风傻眼,难道自己理解错了。 Go away!” “滚!” Subordinate... the Sir appeases anger, subordinate this rolls......” “属下…大人息怒,属下这就滚……” Indeed, Elizabeth this import restoring the old car(riage) line is smooth, is full of the foreign land character and style, occasionally drives 12 is also the good experience. 的确,伊丽莎白这辆进口复古车线条流畅,充满异域风情,偶尔驾驶一两回也是不错的体验。 But the Luo Su good car(riage) to start, vision high, the former head lamp headlamp design of this car(riage) was very unreasonable, imports 6 vat engine performances to match the big headlight explosive, when driving the visual impact effect was not very intense, might as well drove the domestic car. 罗素好车开惯了,眼界高的很,这辆车的前大灯设计非常不合理,进口六缸发动机性能劲爆就该配大车灯,否则驾驶时视觉冲击效果不够强烈,还不如开国产车。
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