2035 car(riage) wind gets up is not very happy, the Luo Su manual vehicle speeds and other person of computer vehicle speeds are the same, has not changed a passing another vehicle pleasant sensation, the difference comments! 2035年的车飙起来很不愉快,罗素手动的车速和其他人电脑车速相同,没有变道超车的快感,差评！ If meets a performance better race car, the entire journey computer plan route, the unimpeded direct link destination, he can only the eye of delivery truck rear light go far away, means do not have, the difference comments! 若是遇到性能更好的跑车,全程电脑规划路线,一路畅通直达目的地,他只能目送车尾灯远去,一点办法也没有,差评！ The engine is much more peaceful, without sound effect that the engine thunders, even is a little trapped/sleepy, the difference comments! 发动机安静得吓人,没有引擎轰鸣的音效,甚至还有点困,差评！ The entire journey underground tunnel running quickly, near four scenery has not changed, except for the cement wall is the wall lamp on ceiling, an afforestation cannot see, without the visual experience that the wind spreading electricity sincere scenery backs up rapidly, the difference comments! 全程地下隧道奔驰,四边的景色就没变过,除了水泥墙就是天花板上的壁灯,连个绿化都看不见,没有风驰电挚般景色飞速倒退的视觉体验,差评！ Had/Left the tunnel with great difficulty, arrives at a high structure, finally the computer prompt also 30 seconds of distances arrive fight...... the end point, the difference comment! 好不容易出了隧道,来到一处高架,结果电脑提示还有30秒路程抵达战……终点,差评！ Summarizes, car race in 2035 is purely looks for trouble, when people were used to an entire journey 320 km / h vehicle speed, an average 200 km / h equation will be slow like the snail. 总结下来,在2035年飙车纯属找不自在,当人们习惯了全程320公里/时的车速,平均200公里/时的方程式都慢得如同蜗牛。 The science and technology changes with each new day, many industries were eliminated by the time, in addition the computer compared with a manpower more economical cost, the employment pressure was bigger than before! 科技日新月异,很多行业被时代淘汰,加之电脑比人力更节省成本,就业压力比以前更大了！ ...... …… The police vehicle stops in the block of flats underground parking garage, Luo Su closes the vehicle door conveniently, rides the elevator to arrive at 30 buildings, here is he place of residence in Chicago, before entering the duty, rents. 警车停在公寓楼地下停车场,罗素随手关上车门,乘坐电梯来到30楼,这里是他在芝加哥的居住地,入职前租的。 The door has speech recognition, fingerprint identification and other functions, does not need the key, grasps the door knob to shove open, is very convenient. 房门带有语音识别、指纹识别等功能,无需钥匙,握着门把手就能推开,很方便。 A higher floor the floor space is often smaller, house that Luo Su this is located in 30 buildings only then 60 square meters, but a person lives is very spacious. What the room adopts is the modern brief decor, overall layout bright spacious comfortable, seems like has no difference from his time. 越高的楼层往往居住面积越小,罗素这间位于30层楼的房子只有六十平米,不过一个人住还是很宽敞。房间采取的是现代简约的装修风格,整体布局明朗宽敞舒适,看起来和他所处的时代没什么区别。 Opens the window of living room, a steeple high-rise construction is conspicuous, Chicago highest building, USR Corporation company, the leader of robot industry. 推开客厅的窗户,一栋尖塔般的高层建筑非常显眼,芝加哥市最高的大厦,USR公司全球总部,机器人行业的领军企业。 Luo Su is satisfied with this house, the high floor field of vision is clear, air is good, little noise and natural lighting stick, ventilates, occupies a commanding position, but can also see regarding in the block of flats peripheral greenbelt. 罗素对这间房子非常满意,高楼层视野清晰、空气好、噪音小、采光棒、通风好,居高临下,还能看到围绕在公寓楼周边的绿化带。 Because the room rents, in the room is spacious, except for the necessary furniture and electric appliance, it can be said that takes in everything at a glance, even in the wardrobe only has two changing and washing clothes. 因为房间才租下来,屋子里非常空旷,除了必备的家具和电器,可以说是一览无余,连衣橱里都只有两套换洗的衣服。 Luo Su was familiar with a new home simply, opens the computer input key words, he must integrate 2035 as soon as possible the world, at least some simple general knowledge must be well aware. 罗素简单熟悉了一下新家,打开电脑输入关键字,他要尽快融入2035年的世界,至少一些简单的常识要心知肚明。 The computer is the voice control, the browser lord two advertisement connections of interface to be striking. 电脑是语音操控,浏览器主界面的两条广告连接非常醒目。 „X-82 track space shuttle, leading you to roam through the dream land, the above the price in value......” “X-82型轨道航天飞机,带您遨游梦想之地,物超所值……” The interstellar travel has started the popularization in 2035, at present development of civil tourism project is only restricted in the Solar System, the price is also much more expensive, only then the rich man can play. 星际旅行在2035年已经开始普及,目前民用旅游项目的开发方面仅限于太阳系,价格也贵得离谱,只有有钱人才能玩得起。 Article 2 the advertisement, the NS-5 series robot of USR Corporation starts the world to sell in advance, because is more advanced and intelligence, the selling price is not cheap. But USR Corporation has the feedback to be preferential to the old customer, only need be able to change the newest NS-5 robot with the NS-4 series robot of old version. 第二条广告,USR公司的NS-5系列机器人开始全球预售,因为更加先进和智能,售价并不便宜。但USR公司对老顾客有回馈优惠,只需拿旧版的NS-4系列机器人就能换到最新的NS-5机器人。 NS-5 series intelligent robot modeling personification, is different from the facial features stereotypical old model robot, it can transmit oneself joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness with the facial expression, although was still the procedure/program setting, but made this model of robot more popular. It is expected to break the robot sales record, in every 5 people the person has NS-5, becomes a coverage broadest series. NS-5系列智能机器人造型更加拟人化,和五官呆板的旧款机器人不同,它可以用面部表情传达自己的喜怒哀乐,虽然仍旧是程序设定,但还是让这款机器人更受欢迎。预计会打破机器人销售记录,每五个人中就有一人拥有NS-5,成为覆盖面最广的一款系列。 „Contour understands succinctly, is actually not the science fiction feeling, is more likable compared with the ice-cold old product, no wonder sells in advance like this to be irritable.” “外形简洁明白,却又不是科幻感,比起冰冷的旧产品更讨人喜欢,难怪预售这么火爆。” Looks on the screen the stereo image of NS-5 robot, Luo Su shakes the head gently, he has known oneself were in what world. 看着屏幕上NS-5机器人的立体图片,罗素轻轻摇头,他已经知道自己身在什么世界了。 【I, Robot】 Also or 【I, robot】! 【机械公敌】又或者【我,机器人】！ This movie Luo Su has looked, when recently charge has not reviewed, but the impression has, because plays male lead actor Will? Smith is a star who he likes very much. 这部电影罗素看过,虽然最近充电时没回顾,但印象还是有的,因为饰演男主角的演员威尔?史密斯是他很喜欢的一位明星。 Luo Su does know Vire from the screen for the first time? Smith passes the movie 【Bad Boys】, Afterward 【Independence Day】, 【Men in Black】 The series, is the movie that he likes. 罗素第一次从荧幕上认识威尔?史密斯是通过电影【绝地战警】,后来的【独立日】、【黑衣人】系列,都是他非常喜欢的电影。 However, does Luo Su most like Will? A Smith's movie actually not above commercial film, but is the biography theme 【The Pursuit of Happyness】. 不过,罗素最喜欢威尔?史密斯的一部电影却并非上述商业片,而是人物传记题材的【当幸福来敲门】。 In this movie, Will? Smith welcomed the performing skill big eruption, although attacked the Oscar best male lead failure, but Luo Su thought that his performing skill won sufficiently. 这部电影里,威尔?史密斯迎来演技大爆发,虽说冲击奥斯卡最佳男主角失败,但罗素觉得他的演技足以获奖。 Raises while convenient, that year the small plum also ran together. 顺便一提,那年小李子也陪跑了。 Knows which world oneself place, was good to operate, did Luo Su remember Will? male lead that Smith plays is a police officer in Chicago. The status of System arrangement is close to the opposite party conveniently, believes that quick can trigger World Mission, moreover approximate mission he can also guess correctly, nothing but eliminates that central computer, preventing the robot to rule Earth. 知道自己身处哪个世界,接下来就好操作了,罗素记得威尔?史密斯饰演的男主角就是芝加哥市的一名警官。系统安排的身份非常方便接近对方,相信很快就能触发世界任务,而且大致的任务他也能猜到,无非是消灭那台中央电脑,阻止机器人统治地球。 Tries to find out approximately, Luo Su searched the material of related USR Corporation, and leaves a message in the official site, supports selling of new model robot, calls it the product of transformation world, will be doomed historically to leave a good name. 摸索出大致,罗素又搜索了相关USR公司的资料,并在官网上留言,支持新款机器人的发售,称其为变革世界的产品,注定会在历史上留名。 The NS-5 series intelligent robot selling price is very high, Luo Su checked under own bank account, discovered that an arm cannot afford continually. The credit cards of 100 ten thousand USD quotas are not good, he has inspected oneself credit card, was informed the old product that is eliminates, is unable to use. NS-5系列智能机器人售价很高,罗素查了下自己的银行账户,发现连条胳膊也买不起。100万美刀额度的信用卡也不行,他检查过自己的信用卡,被告知是淘汰的老产品,无法使用。 Although the official site has drawing, so long as leaves a message has in the possibility NS-5, but Luo Su does not respond with the anticipation, was one in a ten thousand to select his probability is too low. 虽说官网有抽奖活动,只要留言就有可能中一台NS-5,但罗素对此并不报以期待,万里挑一选中他的概率太低了。 „On my luck, if really drew a prize-winning ticket, that robot is also gets rid of my!” “就我这运气,真要是中奖了,那台机器人也是来干掉我的！” Luo Su teased one, deeply inspires to start on the computer to input the key words, his expression was especially dignified, the thing that because he must search was important. 罗素自我调侃一句,深吸了口气开始在电脑上输入关键字,他的表情格外凝重,因为他要搜索的东西非常重要。 In process that in chatted with Sheriff John, Luo Su heard Umbrella Corporation from his mouth, Resident Evil this game existed in this Mission World. 在和约翰警长聊天的过程中,罗素从他嘴里听到了保护伞公司,生化危机这款游戏存在于这个任务世界。 Hears the plot character to discuss the plot character in another world, this makes Luo Su feel very strange, John said that Umbrella Corporation is the game virtual comes out, the reality does not exist, actually does not know him to Luo Su, is only has the person in movie. 听到剧情人物谈论另一个世界的剧情人物,这让罗素感觉很怪异,约翰说保护伞公司是游戏虚拟出来的,现实并不存在,却不知道他对罗素而言,也只是个存在电影里的人。 Menghan? shen and xinlan? duan and chuxue? lu and ba? wang...... Menghan?shen、xinlan?duan、chuxue?lu、ba?wang…… Luo Su oneself in the world, is the character input search column of Lord God space world, was anticipating found the related information, may be the movie, may be the soap opera, novel and game, but disappointed him, anything had not found. 罗素将自己所在世界,也就是主神空间世界的人物名输入搜索栏,期待着找到相关资料,有可能是电影,也有可能是电视剧、小说、游戏,但让他失望了,什么都没找到。 He also lost oneself name, traded several character matching, still had achieved nothing, as if not exist from the start. 他也把自己的名字输了进去,换了几次人物名搭配,仍旧是一无所获,仿佛压根就不存在。 Luo Su hesitates the long time, suddenly thinks a funny matter, the voice control computer, changes to Chinese to search interface the browser. 罗素沉吟半晌,突然想到了一件搞笑的事情,语音操控电脑,将浏览器改为中文搜索界面。 The funny matter that he thinks, refers to the Chinese and English translation, except for without moral integrity captions group, meets the captions group of rusticity, the foreign movie name translations of many introduction also let person slackjawed frequently, startled is a Celestial. 他想到的搞笑事情,是指中英文翻译,除了没节操的字幕组、接地气的字幕组,很多引入的外国电影名称翻译也经常让人目瞪狗呆,惊为天人。 Luo Su watched a while ago 【Future soldier】, The director occupies Cameron, acts the leading role in Arnold Xinli in addition. This is good, many foreign blockbusters, only looked that the name could not guess correctly is anything. 罗素前段时间观看的【未来战士】,导演占士金马伦,主演阿诺舒华辛力加。这都是好的,很多外国大片,只看名字根本猜不到是什么。 For example one step named ‚chastity memorial arch’ the U.S.A movie, looked at a face ignorant to compel Luo Su at that time, after selecting, discovered that unexpectedly is 【Red mill】. 例如一步名叫‘贞节牌坊’的美帝电影,当时就把罗素看得一脸懵逼,点开后才发现居然是【红磨坊】。 You think that ‚emperor does return to palace’ is the Qing play? 你以为‘皇帝回宫’是清宫戏？ No, this movie is actually the magic big piece, its also translator called 【Lord of the Rings: King return】! 不,这部电影其实是魔幻大片,它还有一种翻译叫【魔戒:王者归来】！ ‚Stimulating are 1995’ the belt/bring color flat and thin pieces? ‘刺激1995’是带色的片子？ No, it is the classical movie 【The Shawshank Redemption】, Although from certain perspectives, this movie is very exciting. 不,它是经典电影【肖申克的救赎】,虽说从某些角度而言,这部电影是挺刺激的。 Again for example 【Mr. & Mrs. Smith】 The translation is ‚Smith decisive battle Smith the wife’, this mother is really the unusual fitting movie plot! 再比如【史密斯夫妇】的翻译是‘史密夫決战史密妻’,这尼玛真是非常贴合电影剧情呢！ 【Lolita】- A tree pear flower presses the hypericum! 【洛丽塔】-一树梨花压海棠！ 【Horrible Bosses】- The boss is not a person! 【恶老板】--老板不是人！ This , doesn't the translation person you fear by the boss dismissal? 这样真的好吗,翻译人你不怕被老板开除？ The one who most makes Luo Su spit blood is named 【Forgetting year love】 Feature film, what said was two mothers grows up together, then to fall in love with each other son's story, ‚I was loved your mother’ by the mysterious translation!!! 最让罗素吐血的是一部名为【忘年恋曲】的剧情片,讲的是两个妈妈从小一起长大,然后又爱上彼此儿子的故事,被神奇的翻译成了‘我爱你妈’！！！ Although the plot indeed is I loves your mother, but can mother contain, this is a movie, is not an island country (Japan) *****! 虽说剧情的确是我爱你妈,但尼玛能不能含蓄点,这是一部爱情片,不是岛国*****！ Luo Su complained cannot, these movie really made one collapse very much, the domestic-made movie that but had a look at the foreigner translator, will discover that everyone was the same, the Chinese character greatly was suddenly profound, the foreigner lost completely. 罗素吐槽不能,这些电影名真的很让人崩溃,不过看看老外翻译的国产电影,就会发现大家都一样,中国汉字勃大精深,老外完全迷失其中。 For example that was presented as the classics the literary film 【Farewell to My Concubine】, English name is ‚farewellmyconcubine’, the literal translation words were ‚said goodbye, my concubine’. 例如那部被奉为经典的文艺片【霸王别姬】,英文名是‘farewellmyconcubine’,直译的话就是‘再见了,我的小老婆’。 【Liu Sanjie】 The third elder sister Liu, is really a brush. 【刘三姐】-thirdsisterliu,第三个姐姐刘,真是神来之笔。 ‚RomanceofThreeKingdoms’, this is the Huaxia novel that a foreigner translates, the meaning is Romance of three kingdoms, did not look that the content you could not guess correctly this is one of the four big famous work 【Romance of the Three Kingdoms】. ‘RomanceofThreeKingdoms’,这是一部老外翻译的华夏小说,意思是三个王国的罗曼史,不看内容你根本猜不到这是四大名著之一的【三国演义】。 Does not know how the foreigner thinks, Luo Su had not thought where in any case the three countries were romantic, Zhou Yu, Liu Xie, Pang Tong, Yuan Shao, Ma Su and the others will not definitely feel romantic. 不知道老外怎么想的,反正罗素没觉得三国哪里浪漫了,周瑜、刘协、庞统、袁绍、马谡等人肯定也不会觉得浪漫。 Sima Yi: I feel also good, is very romantic! 司马懿:我觉得还行,挺浪漫的！ The difference in culture, causing the translator to have the completely not coordinated phenomenon, Luo Su changes into Chinese to search interface is this reason. Naturally, does not rule out another possibility, the world that he is only a no fame throwing street novel, from the start the translator becomes English on no one. 文化上的差异,导致翻译上会出现完全不对等的现象,罗素换成中文搜索界面就是这个原因。当然,也不排除另一个可能,他所在的世界只是一部没啥名气的扑街小说,压根就没人翻译成英文。 Wrote about half on the court eunuch! 或者,写到一半就太监了！ Quick, Luo Su searched a novel through the key words, book title ‚infinite infinite infinite infinite did not circulate’, only looked that the name knows this book threw, the fact also indeed so, several hundred thousand characters terminated carelessly, the full text did not have the urine, all was the excrement point. 很快,罗素就通过关键字搜索到了一本小说,书名‘无限之无限的无限的无限不循环’,只看名字就知道这书扑定了,事实也的确如此,几十万字草草完结,全文无尿点,全是屎点。 Luo Su read the first several chapters, the quick confirmation is the world that are, because he saw presence of female Superman. However, Shen Menghan is not a lead, is an opening delivers the equipment, to deliver to warm and deliver the background board of concern. 罗素翻看了前几章,很快就确认是自己所在的世界,因为他看到了女超人的出场。不过,沈梦寒不是主角,就是个开局送装备、送温暖、送关爱的背景板。 Shen Menghan about got the lunch in 100,000 characters, gets rid of her is Lu Chuxue, Luo Su happening in the group war that experienced few days ago. 沈梦寒在十万字左右就领了便当,干掉她的是鲁初雪,发生在罗素前些日子经历的团战。 This book true lead Luo Su has also seen, is that(. People.) The team leader who the latter experiences the admire died a tragic death, after the blackening , the ultra god, becomes Lord God space most reincarnator finally, the big result was lay dry/does Lord God, passed through the space and time to return to rescue Shen Menghan, double night/lodge amphibious, the lover became the family member finally. 这本书真正的主角罗素也见过,就是那个(。人。),咳咳,那个被他泼了酸奶的简韶歆。后者经历爱慕的队长惨死,黑化之后一路超神,最终成为主神空间的最轮回者,大结局是干趴了主神,穿越时空回到过去救下沈梦寒,双宿双栖,有情人终成眷属。 Sees this time, the Luo Su face was green, the one who most makes his egg sore is, he found himself not to have the System life path. Shen Menghan just got the lunch, he receives the invitation ticket that Lord God sends, becomes new tender rookies, was found by Lu Chuxue, XXOO. 看到这的时候,罗素脸都绿了,最让他蛋疼的是,他找到了自己没有系统的人生轨迹。沈梦寒刚领便当,他就收到主神发来的邀请券,成为一名新嫩菜鸟,然后被鲁初雪找到,惨遭XXOO。 He became the Lu Chuxue exclusive punmetals mounting, henceforth steels oneself for revenge and endure humiliation, goad and excrement to send apply wall, to ride to fall face down, finally thirty years the river goes east thirty years the river goes west, after the bitter comes the sweet instead kills Lu Chuxue, rises step by step to become the Jian Shaoxin archenemy, Lord God space final BOSS. 他成了鲁初雪的专属炮架,从此卧薪尝胆、忍辱负重、悬梁刺股、粪发涂墙、骑上趴下,终于三十年河东三十年河西,苦尽甘来将鲁初雪反杀,一步步崛起成为简韶歆的大敌,主神空间的最终BOSS。 Because the novel result is too bad the rotten tail, the final several chapters basically are the blotters of program, many plot abbreviations. Luo Su only knows oneself because of long-term silence and abnormal, after becoming the big shot, seizes to kill and burn to stop at no evil deceitfully, breeds rookie reincarnator, to being assigned away from the capital a reward usury, Chapter 2 also controls Lord God for oneself from the bottom uses. 因为小说成绩太差烂尾,最后几章基本是大纲的流水账,很多剧情省略。罗素只知道自己因长期的沉默而变态,成为大佬后奸掳烧杀无恶不作,养殖新人轮回者,对外放奖励点高利贷,倒数第二章还把主神控制为己用。 The result is very sad, is deserted by friends and allies, was betrayed by the little brother, finally encounters the Jian Shaoxin leadership global reincarnator one-on-one duel, made into the trash forcefully, of being frightened out of one's wits. 结局很悲催,众叛亲离,被小弟出卖,最终遭到简韶歆领导的全球轮回者单挑,硬生生被打成了渣渣,魂飞魄散的那种。 „......” “……” Luo Su:() Raised 罗素:()凸 The trash novel destroys my youth , the nickname of this thunder and lightning Dharma king what's the matter? 垃圾小说毁我青春,还有,这个雷电法王的外号是怎么回事？