That night, two performances came in time, Luo Su and Chip went to the terrifying theme park, Jennifer and Needy watched the rock and roll concert. 当天晚上,两场表演如期而至,罗素和恰普去了恐怖主题乐园,詹妮弗和妮迪去看摇滚演唱会。 Jennifer mounts the person very much, this time like not protecting the kitten of food closely looks at Luo Su, because of not feeling relieved the Luo Su moral behavior, but has a more important matter to do. 詹妮弗很黏人,这次没像护食的小猫一样把罗素紧紧看着,不是因为放心罗素的人品,而是有更重要的事情要做。 Is just like artist star in the entertainment world, hastens to the fair to maintain the popularity crazily, rubs the red blanket to increase the exposure rate/lead. The Jennifer's human relations queen as privately established high school, to keep an elder sister's throne must , without the red blanket to rub are not related, rubs the concert. 好比娱乐圈中的艺人明星,疯狂赶场保持人气,蹭红毯增加曝光率。詹妮弗作为私立高中的交际女王,为了保住一姐的宝座也必须如此,没有红毯蹭没关系,蹭一蹭演唱会还是可以的。 Brushes her seductress face before the stage, or show enchanting a slender waist in the dance floor, the goal achieved. 在舞台前刷刷她的狐狸精脸,又或者在舞池里秀一下妖娆的细腰,目的就达到了。 Jennifer wants to operate Lamborghini splendid attire to enter the stage, but was rejected by Luo Su, if Jennifer drives away Lamborghini, he can only open second-hand Chevrolet. It is not all Chevrolet can turn into the bumblebee, in the Luo Su garage that is not at least good, if arrives at half to come to anchor, cannot catch up two, that called to cry but have no tears. 詹妮弗想开兰博基尼盛装出场,但被罗素拒绝了,如果詹妮弗把兰博基尼开走,他就只能开二手雪佛兰。不是所有的雪佛兰都能变成大黄蜂,至少罗素家车库里那辆不行,万一开到一半抛锚,赶不上二场,那才叫欲哭无泪。 Facts showed that Luo Su is very far-seeing, when he opens vehicle-borne Chip to arrive at Hell Fest, the scene is the sea of people, many people because of not being able to find the parking space worried. 事实证明罗素很有远见,当他开车载着恰普来到地狱游乐园,现场已是人山人海,很多人因找不到停车位而烦恼。 Lamborghini this puzzle, the staff are not warm, leading Luo Su to arrive at the special-purpose parking lot, but also made them avoid the crowded tide of people, walked the staff channel to enter the stadium directly. 兰博基尼没有这种困扰,工作人员非常热情,领着罗素来到专用停车场,还让他们避开了拥挤的人潮,直接走员工通道入场。 Luo Su gets out the latter face to be indifferent, as if should so, pay the staff 100 USD tips conveniently. 罗素下车后一脸淡然,仿佛理应如此,随手给了工作人员100美刀小费。 This person helped Luo Su be many, because the honorable gate entrance had the security check, the staff took are grasping the metal detector, when each tourist in must inspect one to allow to pass since. 这人帮了罗素不少忙,因为正大门入口有安检,工作人员拿着手持金属探测器,每一个游客在进入时都要检查一遍才放行。 In the Luo Su backpack has the spear/gun, going through the security check will be very troublesome, did not say that must circumvent to come, this supposes incompatible with the person of his no brain second generation of rich. 罗素背包里有枪,过安检会很麻烦,说不得还要翻墙才能进来,这与他无脑富二代的人设不符。 The large screen of the staff and broadcast horror film that the loudspeaker and giant haunted house tent of colorful spotlight and noise, complete the ghost, as well as various types of classics horror films for the prototype keynote hall, in Hell Fest the atmosphere hi arrive explode, squeal continuously. 五颜六色的聚光灯、喧嚣的喇叭、巨大的鬼屋帐篷、办成鬼怪的工作人员、播放恐怖片的大屏幕,以及各种经典恐怖片为原型的主题馆,地狱游乐园内氛围嗨到爆,尖叫声此起彼伏。 Such that really if Chip said that the Hell Fest popularity is ultra-high, the young people including nearby small town comes with admiration, cheers in the squeal. 果然如恰普所说的那样,地狱游乐园人气超高,连附近小镇的年轻人都慕名而来,在尖叫声中欢呼雀跃。 „This is can do for the forthcoming Halloween fine year parade preheating, Devil's Kettle has half of income by the tourism, Halloween is indispensable one, must do the point to laugh uproariously eye-catching.” “这是为即将到来的万圣夜嘉年游行会做预热,魔壶镇有一半的收入靠旅游业,万圣节是不可或缺的一个,必须得搞点噱头吸引眼球。” Chip is Luo Su explains, could see he likes the present atmosphere very much, was dressed up the ghost staff practical joke is not angry, instead is coordinating the scream. 恰普为罗素解释起来,看得出他很喜欢眼前的氛围,被装扮成鬼怪的工作人员恶作剧也不生气,反而配合着尖叫。 The peaceful person is not necessarily implicit, may be does one -man show, Luo Su thought that Chip is this person. 安静的人不一定含蓄,也有可能是闷骚,罗素觉得恰普就是这种人。 „Here is very good, definitely compared that any orchestra.” Luo Su said with a smile, internally is impossible to have the like this grand terrifying amateur to gather the party, although here does not have the Eastern terrifying element, but the atmosphere is very good. “这里很不错,肯定比那个什么什么乐队强多了。”罗素笑着说道,在国内不可能会有这么盛大的恐怖爱好者聚集晚会,虽然这里没有东方的恐怖元素,但气氛真的很棒。 „Naturally, I had never heard any low shoulder orchestra, does not understand where they from jump.” Chip complained, he was the drummer of school band, regarding this had the right to speak very much, even he has not listened, can only explain low shoulder orchestra really very LOW. “当然,我从未听说过什么低肩乐队,不明白他们是从哪蹦出来的。”恰普抱怨道,他是学校乐队的鼓手,对此很有发言权,连他都没听过,只能说明低肩乐队真的很LOW。 „If not Jennifer, Needy affirms tonight......, I am not blaming Jennifer.” “如果不是詹妮弗,妮迪今晚肯定……呃,我不是在责怪詹妮弗。” „Doesn't matter, you said is very right, if not Jennifer, tonight you can open fire with Tyni. Or I help your, what the female companion here are many, they can also accompany you to pass the night. Then, do you want to hit several tonight?” The Luo Su indifferent say/way, this minor matter spent money to be solved. “没关系,你说的很对,如果不是詹妮弗,今晚你就能和蒂尼开炮了。要不我帮你一把,女伴这里多的是,她们还能陪你过夜。说吧,你今晚想打几个？”罗素无所谓道,这种小事用钱就能解决了。 Chip shakes the head the rejection: „Ok, Needy knows that will kill me!” 恰普摇头拒绝:“算了吧,妮迪知道会杀了我！” „Cannot like this say, the outstanding man can attract the opposite sex, if your side lacks the woman friend, Needy will think that does not have the face very much.” “不能这么说,优秀的男人能吸引异性,如果你身边缺少女性朋友,妮迪才会觉得很没面子。” „Forgave me, I may not have the paper money ability!” “饶了我吧,我可没有钞能力！” Two people walks while said that quick arrived at a biggest haunted house tent, Chip is thinking and Needy acted as companion, seizes the chance to improve the relationship, now the side only has Luo Su, felt ruined. 两人边走边说,很快就来到了最大的一处鬼屋帐篷,恰普本想着和妮迪作伴,趁机增进一下感情,现在身边只有罗素,感觉糟透了。 Before ghost front door, is very lively, because can only allow to pass ten people one time, therefore formed a long line, basically was the male and female lover, the male combination of similar Luo Su and Chip was few. 鬼屋门前很热闹,因为一次只能放行十人,所以排起了一条长龙,基本都是男女情侣,类似罗素和恰普的男男组合很少。 This makes two people very awkward, the young people come the goal of haunted house to be very simple, when man to scream what looks to is warm is child makes the dependence, the woman to draw support vented frightened, ate while convenient afterward hot. 这让两人非常尴尬,年轻人来鬼屋的目的很简单,男人是为了尖叫时找对温暖的乃子做依靠,女人是为了借助恐惧发泄情绪,顺便事后吃口热乎的。 The male combination in this, can only get the label that fights with bayonets! 男男组合在这,只能被打上拼刺刀的标签！ Luo Su has set firm resolve, later leaves the haunted house to look for Jennifer, because the surroundings have many lovers cover mouth titter to him and Chip, that expression seemed expressing that they do not discriminate against the base man. 罗素已经下定决心,待会儿离开鬼屋就去找詹妮弗,因为周围有不少情侣正对着他和恰普捂嘴偷笑,那表情仿佛是在表示他们不歧视基佬。 „I dislike this place!” “我讨厌这地方！” The scarlet red glare sweeps back and forth, shook Luo Su to present persistence of vision, looked that anything had a green, the Chip top of the head was also. 深红色的强光来回扫动,晃得罗素出现了视觉暂留,看什么都带点绿色,恰普的头顶也是。 Waited for ten minutes, Luo Su and Chip were admitted the haunted house, before passing through the gate, two people on the back of the hand poked a fluorescent stamp, if met the rayless jet black environment, can prevent the companion to walk to lose. 等待了十分钟,罗素和恰普被放进了鬼屋,进门前两人的手背上戳了一枚荧光图章,如果遇到毫无光线的漆黑环境,可以防止同伴走丢。 „Chip, you to this gadget allergy?” “恰普,你对这玩意儿过敏吗？” „What, how possibly some people to fluorescent stamp allergy?” “什么,怎么可能有人对荧光图章过敏？” ...... …… The road in haunted house is very long, to make full use of space, presents to tourist many panic-stricken, in haunted house tortuous, walked a while to lose the sense of direction. 鬼屋的路很长,为了充分利用空间,呈现给游客更多的惊恐,鬼屋里迂回曲折,走一会儿就让人失去了方向感。 The first scenic spot is a mass grave, the background is the behind-the-scenes plotting, scattered skeleton, light, smog and sound, psychological suggestion, remaining makes up by own brain. Effort of atmosphere build just, will not be towering, will not make people think very false. 第一处景点是个乱葬岗,布景是黑幕,散落的骸骨、灯光、烟雾和音响,给人心理暗示,剩下的靠自己脑补。气氛搭建的力度刚好,既不会太突兀,也不会让人觉得很假。 Tombstones raise up, have to make old processing, above also inscribes the epitaph, confuses falsehood with the truth sufficiently, doubtable steals from the grave. An alley goes nonstop to the end, obviously, wants through the tomb, can only take this alley. 一块块墓碑竖起,有做旧处理,上面还刻有墓志铭,足以以假乱真,让人怀疑是从坟地偷来的。一条小路直通尽头,显然,想要通过墓地,只能走这条小路。 The Chip pursing the lips lip, he knows arrives at half of times, will have anything to jump. Possibly is the staff who complete the zombie, possibly is only an ejection mechanism/organization, at the appointed time his arms head/number of people, but can also spring the eyeball. 恰普抿了抿嘴唇,他知道走到一半的时候,会有什么东西蹦出来。可能是办成僵尸的工作人员,也可能只是一个弹射机关,届时他怀里会多出个人头,还能弹出眼珠子。 Sometimes, people clearly know that is false, but cannot bear meet the heartbeat to accelerate, because the subconscious does not receive the autogenous control. 有些时候,人们明知道是假的,但也忍不住会心跳加速,因为潜意识不受自己控制。 To put it bluntly, is frightens itself! 说白了,就是自己吓自己！ „!!!” “唰！！！” A rotten zombie sits up from the soil, both hands hold the leg of Chip stubbornly, latter complexion one white, supports has not been screaming. 一具腐烂的僵尸从泥土中坐起,双手死死抓住恰普的腿,后者脸色一白,强撑着没叫出声。 Luo Su looks to put on make-up indifferently the staff of zombie, the latter lies down, he also helped bury the earth. 罗素则淡然看着化妆成僵尸的工作人员,后者躺回去,他还帮忙埋了埋土。 Luo Su suddenly discovered, by own reaction speed and perception capability, the haunted house was a joke, the mechanism/organization just opened to him, his line of sight swept, the ghost has not come out, what to be long to look at clear...... 罗素突然发现,以自己的反应速度和感知能力,鬼屋对他来说就是个笑话,机关刚刚打开,他的视线就扫了过去,鬼还没出来,长什么样就被看了个一清二楚…… The second scenic spot is a corridor of curtain blocking, after black curtain, is hiding staff who dress up the terrifying, whenever some people passed by, they cry out strangely to clash. 第二个景点是一条帷幕遮挡的走廊,黑色的帷幕后藏着装扮恐怖的工作人员,每当有人路过,他们就怪叫着冲出来。 Luo Su thought that this thing is very stupid, when human was being frightened, the conditioned reflex makes anything not to know. The staff in haunted house have certainly the high insurance, otherwise cannot recruit the person, encountered the boxing and pulls up the probability of Yin foot is too high! 罗素觉得这玩意很蠢,因为人类在遭到惊吓时,条件反射做出什么自己也不知道。鬼屋的工作人员一定有高额保险,否则招不到人,遭遇拳击和撩阴脚的概率太高了！ The third scenic spot is a jet black cave, in the sound is putting the wailing sound that encounters the torture, the power saw and blade axe slices meat with the strange sound of wailing. 第三处景点是一片漆黑的山洞,音响里放着遭遇酷刑的哀嚎声,还有电锯、刀斧剁肉和尖啸的怪声。 Has saying that two big masters play the haunted house, terrifying atmosphere few half, the Luo Su entire journey will be stress-free, Chip also expressed in the tolerance range. 不得不说,两个大老爷们玩鬼屋,恐怖的气氛会少一半,罗素全程无压力,恰普也表示在承受范围之内。 In all directions scenic spot is a slaughter house, many corpse items were hung by the iron hook in the midair are swaying, the ray flickers, the facial features who occasionally shine upon the corpse grayish white distortion, do not have the explicit road, wants to go out to try to find out. 第四处景点是屠宰场,很多尸体道具被铁钩挂在半空晃荡着,光线忽明忽暗,偶尔映照出死尸灰白变形的五官,没有明确的路,想出去得自己摸索。 „Luo Su, here imagines compared with me wants bored many!” The enthusiasm that for does not attack the staff, Chip said low voice. “罗素,这里比我想象中要无聊的多！”为了不打击工作人员的积极性,恰普小声说道。 That is because you are a belt/bring, otherwise the atmosphere is super! 那是因为你是个带把的,不然气氛超级好！ Luo Su thinks at heart silently, is wanting to open the mouth, suddenly the front black curtain pulls open, wears the white inferior person skin mask, wears the technique work clothes, grasped the staff of kitchen knife to walk. 罗素心里默默想到,正欲开口,突然前方的黑色帘幕拉开,一个戴着白色劣质人皮面具,穿着技工服,手持厨刀的工作人员走了出来。 „I made a bet he am the owner in slaughter house......” Chip sized up several: „This appearance is not good, if puts on the white chef to take, the body wipes a ketchup again, the panic-stricken effect will be better!” “我打赌他是屠宰场的主人……”恰普打量了几眼:“不过这身打扮不行,若是穿着白色厨师服,身上再抹点番茄酱,惊恐的效果会更好！” Luo Su reminded: „No, his appearance is the lead of horror film movie, I recognize that mask, the impression is very profound.” 罗素提醒道:“不,他这身打扮是个恐怖片电影的主角,我认得那张面具,印象很深刻。” „Has, how don't I remember?” “有吗,我怎么不记得？” Luo Su thought deeply about a meeting, said earnestly: „You should know are right, very famous terrifying series movie, I remember that probably called...... the moonlight clan heart to be very hurried...... probably is this name!” 罗素思索了一会,认真道:“你应该知道才对,很有名的恐怖系列电影,我记得好像是叫……月光族心很慌……大概就是这个名字！” ------- ------- 【Pū street diary】 【扑街日记】 Today editor tells me, writes well can to become God, I share very much proudly, in writing to throw in the street. Then throws the streets to tell me, I am in the group editor like this of last by the person who said. 今天编辑告诉我,好好写就能成神,我很骄傲地分享在写扑街里。然后扑街们告诉我,我是群里最后一个被编辑这么说的人。