AE :: Volume #3 我讨厌魔鬼

#76: Hell Fest

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Without the strange event, but went astray purely the classroom. 没有灵异事件,只是单纯的走错了教室。 Luo Su turns out the class schedule, this thinks that U.S.A classroom and domestic different, the U.S.A teacher has the fixed classroom, students each class must travel in the different classrooms. 罗素翻出课程表,这才想起来美帝的课堂和国内不一样,美帝的老师拥有固定教室,学生们每节课都要往返于不同的教室。 A history lesson, Luo Su found the classroom not to go in eagerly, stands listens in out of the door, is not the universal history, is not the European history, but is the US history. 一节历史课,罗素找到教室没有急于进去,站在门外听了听,不是世界史,也不是欧洲史,而是美国史。 God knows 200 years of history has anything to be diligent, Luo Su has no interest in studying in any case, since late, does not go in simply. 天知道200年的历史有什么好学的,反正罗素没兴趣去学,既然已经迟到,索性就不进去了。 He first moon/month card that goes to instructor Abbott there office to leave early late, then drives to go to the waterfall, that waterfall that makes Devil's Kettle acquire fame. 他先去辅导员艾布特那里办了张迟到早退的月卡,然后开车前往瀑布,那个让魔壶镇得名的瀑布。 Experiences personally, the pothole in vortex may be scarier than the picture on, diameter about one meter, just can force in a person, always thought that will have anything to come out from facing set. Regarding contracting the person of claustrophobia, here simply is the disaster, waits one second of whole body to be uncomfortable. 身临其境,漩涡中的坑洞可比图片上骇人多了,直径约有一米,刚好能塞进一个人,总觉得会有什么东西从里面钻出来。对于患有幽闭恐惧症的人而言,这里简直是灾难,多待一秒都浑身难受。 Luo Su grasps pebble to throw to the pothole, the vortex scroll the pebble is vanishing does not see, anything has not happened, he looked at a while to turn around to leave. 罗素抓起一颗石子扔向坑洞,漩涡卷着石子消失不见,什么也没发生,他又看了一会儿才转身离开。 The pothole has no issue, looks that infiltrates the person is the psychology responded, Luo Su does not have the sensation to arrive with the charm in any case exceptionally, the sixth sense has not sounded the warning. 坑洞没什么问题,看着渗人是心理反应,反正罗素用魔力没感知到异常,第六感也没发出警报。 Drives to go back to the school, Luo Su first is takes Jennifer to be on vacation from school, then invited Needy to eat meal as her boyfriend, Needy was Jennifer's best friend, two people played since childhood in a big way, the sentiment was good. 驱车回到学校,罗素先是接詹妮弗放学,然后以她男朋友的身份邀请了妮迪吃饭,妮迪是詹妮弗的闺蜜,两人从小玩到大,感情非常好。 like this does for threesome, Luo Su this moral integrity does not have, because the Hollywood female star face of Needy, Luo Su wants to attempt to trigger World Mission on her. 这么做不是为了三人行,罗素这点节操还是有的,因为妮迪的好莱坞女明星面孔,罗素想尝试在她身上触发世界任务。 Needy complies is very simple, the boyfriend who she just wants to understand the best friend how is a person, if far-fetched, she must urge Jennifer. 妮迪答应的很干脆,她刚好想了解一下闺蜜的男友是怎么样一个人,如果不靠谱,她得劝劝詹妮弗。 Needy received the Jennifer mother's call last night, because Jennifer tells mother to stay overnight in Needy, Needy one listens to know that the best friend works as shield with her, but she can only help it try to cover up a lie, otherwise...... tells Jennifer's mother, does your daughter not in my family, just and a stranger roll the bed sheet? 妮迪昨晚接到了詹妮弗母亲的电话,因为詹妮弗告诉母亲会在妮迪家留宿,妮迪一听就知道好闺蜜拿她当挡箭牌,但她只能帮其圆谎,不然……告诉詹妮弗的母亲,你女儿不在我家,正和一个陌生人滚床单？ That night, a Devil's Kettle most expensive restaurant, four young people sat together ate meal to chat, that came out was the Needy boyfriend. 当天晚上,魔壶镇最贵的一家餐厅,四个年轻人坐在一起吃饭聊天,多出来的那个是妮迪的男朋友。 Chip! 恰普！ The name of Needy boyfriend, the drummer of school band, a peaceful shy person. 妮迪男朋友的名字,学校乐队的鼓手,一个安静腼腆的人。 Luo Su to the Chip a little impression, he charged a while ago crazily, has seen this face in some unit of horror film, but cannot name the character. 罗素对恰普有点印象,前段时间他疯狂充电,在某部恐怖片里见过这张脸,只是叫不出名字。 Two pairs of lovers are cheerful and lively, Luo Su as before is a super rich stance, he delivered Needy one set of cosmetics, but also online gave Chip to order the rack drum. 两对情侣有说有笑,罗素依旧是一副超级有钱的架势,他送了妮迪一套化妆品,还在网上给恰普订购了架子鼓。 The dinner finished, guests and hosts having a good time, Luo Su is satisfied with tonight, although has not triggered World Mission, but he believes that oneself found the lead squad, World Mission definitely on Jennifer and Needy. 晚餐结束,宾主尽欢,罗素对今晚非常满意,虽然没有触发世界任务,但他坚信自己找到了主角小队,世界任务肯定在詹妮弗和妮迪身上。 Jennifer is also very satisfied, looks for a rich boyfriend, too long face before best friend. 詹妮弗也很满意,找一个有钱的男朋友,在闺蜜面前太长面子了。 Has USD to escort, Luo Su became the friend with two people quickly, although his smelly fart rumbling the rich man stance makes people very uncomfortable, but makes a move to make up for the shortcoming to the friend naturally sufficiently. 有美刀保驾护航,罗素很快就和两人成了朋友,尽管他臭屁轰轰的有钱人架势让人很不爽,但对朋友出手大方足以弥补缺点。 Jennifer tells Needy to go to her home to stay overnight tonight, then sits Lamborghini to leave, came out to make shield by drawing again, Needy is very helpless. 詹妮弗告诉妮迪今晚去她家留宿,然后就坐着兰博基尼离开了,再次被拉出来做挡箭牌,妮迪十分无奈。 „What's wrong, wasn't Jennifer's boyfriend good?” Chip sees a girlfriend face anxious look, could not bear ask. “怎么了,詹妮弗的男朋友不好吗？”恰普见女朋友一脸愁容,忍不住问了起来。 „Luo Su is very good, but had money...... my meaning is he came from the big city, impossible to stay for a long time in Devil's Kettle. Jennifer and he is hopeless, perhaps others play.” “罗素很不错,但太有钱了……我的意思是他来自大城市,不可能在魔壶镇久留。詹妮弗和他没戏的,说不定人家只是玩玩罢了。” Chip knows that Needy cares about the best friend very much, comforts saying: „Other like this said, you must believe Jennifer's charm, she is the town spiciest miss.” 恰普知道妮迪很关心闺蜜,安慰道:“别这么说说,你要相信詹妮弗的魅力,她是全镇最辣的姑娘。” „Un!?” The Needy look instantaneously becomes extremely bad. “嗯！？”妮迪的眼神瞬间变得极为不善。 Chip shrugs speechless, the woman is really troublesome! 恰普无语耸耸肩,女人真麻烦！ ...... …… In the future in several day, Jennifer every day with Luo Su pair of night/lodge amphibious, two people go to school together, is on vacation from school together, Jennifer declared the sovereignty to be the same probably, did not let other female students close to Luo Su. 再往后的几天里,詹妮弗每天都和罗素双宿双栖,两人一起上学,一起放学,詹妮弗像是宣示主权一样,不让其他女生靠近罗素。 Similarly wants to be the female students who supercar catches the wind to hate to clench jaws about Jennifer, but Jennifer looks too tightly, Luo Su plays truant frequently, their opportunity does not have. 同样想做超跑兜风的女生们对詹妮弗恨得咬牙切齿,但詹妮弗看得太紧,罗素又经常翘课,她们一点机会都没有。 Luo Su has not been idling, that large stock of goods that he buys arrived, as a magic novice, he does not have the magic arts that many takes acts, wants to offset insufficiency in the striking power, can only try another method, for example attaches the demon to the bullet. 罗素也没闲着,他买的那批货到了,作为一名魔法新手,他没有多少拿得出手的法术,想要弥补自身攻击力上的不足,只能另辟蹊径,例如给子弹附魔。 Attaching demon division/discipline is too profound, Luo Su has not handled temporarily, but he has the means of being opportunistic, carves the charm symbol on the warhead, this can avoid the bullet ultra-high the chest cavity speed flings the charm. 附魔这门学科太高深,罗素暂时还玩不转,不过他有取巧的办法,在弹头上雕刻魔力符号,这样可以避免子弹超高的出膛速度将魔力甩出去。 But adhered to stick cohere the bullet of charm, can enhance to the lethality of supernatural lifeform, will not present an ammunition clip bullet to fire off, the opposite hairstyle does not have the chaotic embarrassing situation. 而附着了魔力的子弹,能提高对超自然生物的杀伤力,不会出现一梭子子弹打完,对面发型都没乱的尴尬局面。 In the simplest way, receives the biggest return, Luo Su felt oneself is a talent, but is quick he to discover that is not easy. The carving is lives fine, the carving difficulty on the warhead is very big, besides requesting one completes, the trace of charm symbol must thick or thin consistent, otherwise the warhead has the chest cavity time is unable to carry the charm as before. 以最简单的方式,获得最大的回报,罗素觉得自己是个天才,但很快他就发现没那么容易。雕刻是个精细活,在弹头上雕刻难度很大,除了要求一笔完成之外,魔力符号的纹路必须粗细一致,否则弹头出膛的时候依旧无法携带魔力。 Luo Su spent one in the evening, only to manufacture 6 end products, times were ten difficult to succeed one time, the brutal reality made him give up taking M4A1 pit-a-pat the fond dream. 罗素花了一晚上,只制作了六个成品,十次都难成功一次,残酷的现实让他放弃了拿着M4A1突突的美梦。 „I fire a pistol honestly!” “我还是老老实实打手枪吧！” Desert Eagle deities and M9 two pistols, Luo Su likes M9 many, the bullet, uses conveniently. But if the enemy is the monster or non- human, M9 caliber on beyond one's reach, in addition Desert Eagle blade that deity supplementary close combat attacks, the comprehensive comparison is more suitable. 沙鹰・天神和M9两把手枪,罗素更喜欢M9,子弹多、用起来顺手。但如果敌人是怪物或非人类,M9的口径就力有未逮了,加之沙鹰・天神附带近战攻击的刀刃,综合比较起来更为适用。 Was clear about the goal, was easy to do, Luo Su threw fell the 9 MM bullet, started the carving great undertaking to the Desert Eagle special-purpose 12.7 MM pistol shot. 明确了目标,接下来就好办了,罗素扔了掉9MM子弹,开始对沙鹰专用的12.7MM手枪弹开始了雕刻大业。 Two pistol total 14 bullets, by the urogenous of Luo Su firepower insufficient phobophobia, the cartridge clip naturally the more better, therefore his some were then busy some time. 两把手枪共计14颗子弹,以罗素火力不足恐惧症的尿性,弹夹自然是越多越好,所以接下来一段时间他有的忙了。 In the school, Luo Su is promoted for the school male students most repugnant person at the maximum speed, does not have one. 学校里,罗素以最快的速度晋级为全校男生最讨厌的人,没有之一。 Because he soaked Jennifer, the latter was the object who the school male students most thought the appointment, it is said in all male students only then the quarterbacks of football team once had about been to her, others were all rejected. 因为他泡到了詹妮弗,后者是全校男生最想约会的对象,据说所有男生里只有橄榄球队的四分卫曾约到过她,其他人全都被拒绝了。 Luo Su anything has not done, the fellow who this skips classes frequently stops toward the school entrance the car(riage), brought back to the family/home their long-awaited girls, how letting the male students to endure. 罗素什么都没做,这个经常逃课的家伙只是把车往校门口一停,就把他们朝思暮想的女孩带回家啪啪啪了,让男生们如何能忍。 An external Chinese, robbed their younger sisters, but also trampled their dignity, must result to him selects the color to have a look. 一个外来的中国佬,抢走了他们的妹子,还践踏了他们的尊严,必须得给他点颜色看看。 Luo Su completely does not know, it is estimated that knows also indifferent, his front is placing two invitations, from Jennifer, another from Chip. 罗素对此全然不知,估计知道了也无所谓,他面前摆放着两份邀请,一份来自詹妮弗,另一份来自恰普。 Jennifer invited Luo Su went to the bar to look at the rock band, somewhat reputed ‚low shoulder orchestra’ to come Devil's Kettle to perform, after missing this time, does not have the opportunity. 詹妮弗邀请罗素去酒吧看摇滚乐队,小有名气的‘低肩乐队’要来魔壶镇演出,错过了这次以后就没机会了。 Chip invited Luo Su to participate in the terrifying theme park, because Halloween will soon arrive, named ‚Hell Fest’ the team, received the invitation of Devil's Kettle to come to perform, the haunted house project of this performance team by high praise. 恰普邀请罗素去参加恐怖主题乐园,因为万圣节即将到来,一个名为‘地狱游乐园’的团队,受到了魔壶镇的邀请前来演出,这个表演团队的鬼屋项目备受好评。 Luo Su realized instantaneously World Mission must come, but the dates of two invitations that night, the issue came, which will trigger World Mission at the same time? 罗素瞬间意识到世界任务要来了,可两份邀请的日期都在同一天晚上,问题来了,哪一边会触发世界任务？ A or B? A还是B？ Under normal conditions, fishy ‚Hell Fest’ is the first choice, but Luo Su is different, the child will make the list selected topic, he was an adult, his both wanted, both must grasp, both were hard. 通常情况下,更为蹊跷的‘地狱游乐园’是首选,但罗素不一样,小孩子才会做单选题,他是成年人了,他两个都要,两手都要抓,两手都要硬。 Starting from terrifying theme park 7 : 00 pm, the orchestra performs starting from 9 : 00 pm, the time is abundant, to can catch up abundantly continually two. 恐怖主题乐园晚上7点开始,乐队表演晚上9点开始,时间非常充裕,充裕到能连赶两场。
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