AE :: Volume #25 我讨厌番外

#1361: Said casually, no idea


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The Saruman heart whispered, Luo Su was like Gandalf, to dropped not to have the degree that may drop, has bottomed, did not exist to degenerate a saying. 萨鲁曼心头嘀咕,罗素和甘道夫一样,都到了堕无可堕的程度,早就见底,不存在堕落一说。 He makes a fist coughs lightly, is pointing at the black backdrop of top of the head, said puzzled: In royal palace what's the matter, Mordor what's the matter?” 他握拳轻咳一声,指着头顶的黑色天幕,不解道:“王宫里是怎么回事,魔多又是怎么回事?” Idles bored, looks for the pleasure with Gandalf, Aragorn these old friends.” “闲得无聊,拿甘道夫、阿拉贡这些老朋友找找乐子。” „......” “……” What's wrong, your look what meaning, no?” “怎么,你那眼神什么意思,不行吗?” Line is the line, I do not have the opinion, is......” “行是行,我个人没有意见,可是……” Saruman looks at the sky again, the look is strange: Why you want to look for the pleasure with Gandalf, did he arrive at Middle-Earth immediately?” 萨鲁曼再次望了望天空,神色古怪:“为什么你想拿甘道夫找乐子,他就立马降临了中土大陆?” The issue of smart person, Saruman saw Luo Su has the jurisdiction, perhaps the position is very high. 聪明人的问题,萨鲁曼看出了罗素有权限,恐怕地位很高。 Because I and Iluvatar have discussed that is willing to lend me to look for the pleasure Gandalf.” “因为我和伊露维塔谈过,愿意把甘道夫借给我找乐子。” The Luo Su racket the shoulder of Saruman, selects the eyebrow say/way: „The performance, can re-enter the Maia peak well, scrubs Gandalf to give your humiliation, looked that then displayed.” 罗素拍拍萨鲁曼的肩膀,挑眉道:“好好表现,能否重回迈雅巅峰,洗刷甘道夫给你的屈辱,就看接下来的表现了。” Gurgle! 咕嘟! Saruman swallowed a saliva ruthlessly, erases head cold sweat fast, at this moment, stupidly also knows again the Luo Su status is not ordinary, is higher than the altitude that he imagines. 萨鲁曼狠狠咽了口唾沫,飞快抹掉头上的冷汗,事到如今,再傻也知道罗素的身份不一般,比他想象的高度还要高。 This thigh, his white robe Saruman had the mind set on! 这条大腿,他白袍萨鲁曼抱定了! Defines the goal and direction, after Saruman immediately iron core is the Luo Su saddle lead horse, is pointing at the Mordor barren land: Big god, Mordor does not have the soldier, if......” 明确目标和方向,萨鲁曼当即铁了心为罗素鞍前马后,指着魔多的不毛之地:“大神,魔多没有一兵一卒,若是……” !! 唰!! As Luo Su waves, hundreds of thousands of white bones crawl the high Grosse plain, when break out from the ground to them completely, everywhere black sand takes possession, changes to armor, sword and other weapons. 随着罗素一挥手,数十万白骨爬出高格罗斯平原,待到他们全部破土而出,漫天黑砂附体,化作铠甲、刀剑等武器。 The upper air looks out, sees only the countless green dot to loaf on the plain, that is the eye of dead spirit, the quantity, made person scalp tingles. 高空遥望,只见数之不尽的绿色小点在平原上游荡,那是亡灵的眼睛,数量之多,直令人头皮发麻。 half-orc...... dead spirit......” 半兽人……亡灵……” Saruman is dumbfounded, wants to say oneself have the skill that explodes the soldier, looks at this scene, shuts up directly does not reveal shortcomings. 萨鲁曼傻眼,原本想说自己有爆兵的技能,一看这场面,直接闭嘴不献丑了。 Has the soldier not to have, is the guerrilla forces disperses eventually bravely, looks to overwhelm with numerical strength, collapses at the first blow actually.” “有兵无将,终究是游兵散勇,看着人多势众,实则不堪一击。” Luo Su thought aloud, waved to pull out big nephew from the black robe the Ada Rui'an, a palm of the hand clapped the back of the head, awakened from the stupor it. 罗素自言自语一句,挥手从黑袍中掏出‘大侄子’艾达瑞安,一巴掌拍上后脑勺,将其从昏迷中唤醒。 The Ada Rui'an opens eyes confusedly, under both eyes focus, the front is two strangers, benign countenance white beard grandfather, as well as a black long gown youth. 艾达瑞安迷茫睁眼,双目聚焦之下,面前是两个陌生人,慈眉善目的白胡子老爷爷,以及一身黑的长袍青年。 How can I say, although he is young, but the experience may be big, at a young age was trained as the crown prince, sees these two is not a good person. 怎么说呢,虽然他年纪小,但见识可不小,自小作为王储被培养,一眼就看出这两个不是好人。 You......” “你们……” Who we are unimportant, the key is you, the Ada Rui'an, do you want to be the king?” “我们是谁不重要,关键是你,艾达瑞安,你想做国王吗?” Luo Su interrupts the inquiry of Ada Rui'an, who you are and so on issue listens too, was greasy. 罗素打断艾达瑞安的提问,‘你是谁’之类的问题听太多,腻了。 I am a king, future King Gondor!” “我就是国王,未来的刚铎国王!” The Ada Rui'an throws out the chest to raise the head, places the dangerous situation not to reveal timidly, obviously Aragorn and Arwen to his training are very good. 艾达瑞安挺胸抬头,身处险境也没有显露怯懦,可见阿拉贡阿尔温对他的培养还是很不错的。 That is uncertain, you are young, something are not in the imagination are so simple.” “那可不一定,你还年轻,有些事不是想象中那么简单。” Luo Su traces the forehead of youngster, had not been traced by its make way, is not awkward, told the fearfulness of Sir world: Your parents have the elf bloodline, can be very exactly long is very long, although the king is a short-lived assignment, may considering the bloodline, Aragorn at least also probably reign for 100 years, your future king............” 罗素摸了摸少年的脑门,被其闪开没摸到,也不尴尬,讲述起大人世界的可怕:“你的父母都有精灵血统,可以活很久很久,虽说国王是个短命差事,可考虑到血统,阿拉贡至少还要在位一百年,你这个未来的国王……啧啧……” I have the elf bloodline, 100 years, I did not fear, can wait!” “我也有精灵血统,一百年而已,我不怕,等得起!” The Ada Rui'an first was startled the small face to be pallid by 100 years of number, then has gotten back one's composure, becoming flushed neck rebuttal. 艾达瑞安先是被一百年的数字惊得小脸煞白,而后回过神,涨红脖子反驳。 Youngster, 100 years later the hair was white . Moreover, you should not really think that and other years can become the king?” “少年,一百年之后你头发都白了,而且,你该不会真以为等一百年就能成为国王吧?” Saruman rubbed the white beard, makes up the blade say/way: he/she strength Mr. and Mrs. king is young, will also regenerate has the heir, 100 years later, how many your brothers and sisters must have...... I to calculate for the time being annual, 100 years later is 100, isn't excessive?” 萨鲁曼捋了捋白胡子,补刀道:“伊力萨王夫妇还年轻,还会再生有子嗣,一百年之后,你的兄弟姐妹得有多少……我姑且算一年生一个,一百年后就是一百个,不过分吧?” Luo Su:( ;) 罗素:(;) Ada Rui'an:(..) 艾达瑞安:(。。) Was reasonable, is very excessive! 讲道理,挺过分的! Do not talk nonsense, looked that frightens the child, the face distorted.” “别胡说八道,看把孩子吓得,脸都变形了。” Luo Su white Saruman one, Maia is really not a person, one year could say. 罗素白了萨鲁曼一眼,迈雅果然不是人,一年一个都说得出来。 He lifts the hand to touch to the head of Ada Rui'an, the youngster because of shocking in a year an output, at present suspects in the life, the unbending condition does not have the make way, one was rubbed by the holding down head. 他抬手摸向艾达瑞安的脑袋,少年因震惊于一年一个的产量,目前怀疑人生中,僵直状态没闪开,被按住脑袋一顿揉搓。 „The Ada Rui'an, do not listen to him to talk nonsense, one year is impossible, the sentimental good 100 years also to be again greasy, perhaps 50 years of time your parents.” 艾达瑞安,别听他瞎说,一年一个根本不可能,感情再好一百年也腻了,没准五十年的时候你的父母就离了。” Luo Su makes the devil to speak , to continue to conduct the wanton bombing to the Ada Rui'an immature mind, feeds the poisonous say/way: Therefore, in your 100 younger brother younger sisters, at least over 60, are your father and other female life.” 罗素做出魔鬼发言,持续对艾达瑞安幼小的心灵进行狂轰滥炸,喂毒道:“所以,你的一百个弟弟妹妹里,起码有六十个以上,是你父亲和别的女人生的。” „” “哇哇哇” The Ada Rui'an has not said anything, in heart perfect parents figure avalanche, starts to cry howlingly. 艾达瑞安没说什么,心中完美的父母形象崩塌,哇一声就开始嚎嚎大哭。 Is you, is you talks nonsense!” “都是你,都是你胡说八道!” Luo Su is angry, fist ke on the Saruman face, only listens to bang one, the latter flies upside down, blasts out mushroom cloud in the distant plain position. 罗素大怒,一拳尅在萨鲁曼脸上,只听轰一声,后者倒飞而出,于远方平原位置炸开一朵蘑菇云。 The effect is outstanding, the Ada Rui'an frightens trembles, the little darling stands, does not cry immediately. 效果出类拔萃,艾达瑞安吓得一哆嗦,乖乖站好,立马不哭了。 The hard core coaxes the child! 硬核哄小孩! „The Ada Rui'an, said like this are many, nothing but is to make you understand a truth, cultivates the behavior also well, being the king is also good, must depend on itself eventually, particularly the national crown prince, the biological father is unreliable, therefore......” 艾达瑞安,说了这么多,无非是让你明白一个道理,做人也好,做国王也好,终究还是要靠自己,尤其是国家储君,亲爹靠不住,所以……” Speaking of this, Luo Su both eyes narrow the eyes, jump shoot to infiltrate the worldly person light/only, summarized: „The throne is to snatch, is bad, is hits.” 说到这,罗素双目微眯,迸射渗人精光,总结道:“王位是抢来的,再不济,也是自己打下来的。” „......” “……” The Ada Rui'an stares, ponders over carefully, the words that Luo Su spoke are good reasonable. 艾达瑞安一愣,仔细琢磨,罗素说的话好有道理。 Now, I give you one to make the opportunity of king by myself, wants?” “现在,我给你一个靠自己做国王的机会,要不要?” Wants!” “要!” The Ada Rui'an makes noise firmly, said, fills with the alert, for fear that was deceived by the unprincipled person. 艾达瑞安坚定出声,说完之后满怀戒备,唯恐被坏人骗了。 Do not fear, if I prepare to harm you, the white knife enters the red knife to leave, the barren mountains and wild hills also no one knows why bother to give you again an opportunity?” “别怕,如果我准备害你,白刀子进红刀子出,荒山野岭也没人知道,何苦再给你一个机会?” „......” “……” The Ada Rui'an nods subconsciously, although the Luo Su appearance is badly bad, the words that but said were good reasonable. 艾达瑞安下意识点点头,虽然罗素样子坏坏的,但说出来的话都好有道理。 Come, this gives you frost sadly, has it to be possible the 60 ten thousand half-orc armies on command high Grosse plain, bone dragon exclusive mount.” “来,这把霜之哀伤送给你,持有它可号令高格罗斯平原上的六十万半兽人大军,还有骨龙专属坐骑。” Luo Su hands over a modeling to be magnificent, attaches the magic sword of ice blue sex fiend mark, added: 600,000 do not need to eat and drink does not need to rest, without army that the sensation of pain did not fear the death, this was your father long-awaited strength.” 罗素递上一把造型华丽,附有冰蓝色魔纹的魔法剑,补充道:“六十万不用吃喝也不用休息,没有痛觉不畏死亡的军队,这可是你父亲都梦寐以求的力量。” The Ada Rui'an is young, where can withstand this seduction, one hear is stronger than father Aragorn, is looking at the long sword directing current saliva immediately. 艾达瑞安年纪轻轻,哪里经受得住这种诱惑,一听比父亲阿拉贡还强,立马望着长剑直流口水。 The appearance is extremely good, more looks is more delighted, he put out a hand tremblingly, received the long sword to grasp in the hand. 卖相极佳,越看越欢喜,他颤巍巍伸出手,接过长剑握在了手中。 Became! 成了! The Luo Su corners of the mouth slightly check, only Crown Prince Gondor, ten -year-old kids, how possibly resist the frost the sad seduction, he in the past also...... 罗素嘴角微勾,区区一个刚铎王储,十来岁的小屁孩,怎么可能抵挡住霜之哀伤的诱惑,他当年也…… In brief, this modeling also has the divine tool of strong lethality magnificently, the child cannot withstand. 咳咳,总之,这种造型华丽又有强大杀伤力的神器,小孩子根本顶不住。 So terrifying energy, good fierce weapon......” “如此恐怖的能量,好厉害的武器……” Saruman runs back dirtily, is taking a look at the sadness of frost eagerly, envies the appearance that the envy hates to make the Ada Rui'an stick out chest subconsciously. 萨鲁曼灰头土脸跑回,眼巴巴瞅着霜之哀伤,羡慕嫉妒恨的模样让艾达瑞安下意识挺起胸膛。 Rumble!! 轰隆隆!! At this moment, the land bang the tremor, the length of body surpasses hundred meters bone dragon to crawl the ground, the top of the head Ada Rui'an, fluttering belt/bring it non-stop flies the upper air, hovers in the area giant high Grosse plain. 就在这时,大地轰隆颤动,体长超过百米的骨龙爬出地面,头顶艾达瑞安,振翅带其直飞高空,在面积巨大的高格罗斯平原翱翔起来。 On plain, whenever the bone dragon low altitude passed over gently and swiftly, nearby half-orc dead spirit then kneels to bend down in the place, the hand lifts the weapon to offer loyally. 平原上,每当骨龙低空掠过,附近的半兽人亡灵便跪伏在地,手举武器献上忠诚。 Quick, the Ada Rui'an feared the high pitiful yell to change the sound, excited is doping excitedly, felt one can hang dozen of Middle-Earth. 很快,艾达瑞安略带恐高的惨叫就变了声,激动中掺杂着兴奋,感觉自己一个人就能吊打中土大陆 It is not the misconception, at this moment, he also really can hang dozen of Middle-Earth. 不是错觉,这一刻,他还真能吊打中土大陆 Ok, had the soldier to have, and other Gandalf that side silly will deliver.” “行了,有兵有将,就等甘道夫那边傻夫夫送上门了。” The Luo Su secret nod, worthily is he, stirred up rebellion the Aragorn son instantaneously. 罗素暗暗点头,不愧是他,瞬间就把阿拉贡的儿子策反了。 It can be imagined, after this boy, must have a physical suffering. 可想而知,这小子以后少不了一顿皮肉之苦。 Big god, I?” “大神,那我呢?” Saruman was scared, 600,000 well equipped half-orc dead spirit armies, said that is the disaster of walk is not overrated, this game, the Gandalf that side comes many to give for nothing. 萨鲁曼傻眼了,六十万装备齐全的半兽人亡灵大军,说是行走的天灾也不为过,这局,甘道夫那边来多少都白给。 Then the issue came, huge disparate, which also has the opportunity that he displays? 那么问题就来了,巨大悬殊之下,哪还有他表现的机会? Without the opportunity of performance, how the salt fish turns over/stands up, how to point at Gandalf's nose to cuss out arrogantly? 没有表现的机会,怎么咸鱼翻身,怎么趾高气扬指着甘道夫的鼻子臭骂? Said, at the appointed time you and Gandalf faced, have what resentment to vent, hit well, the Iluvatar that side I helped your fine talk several, this matter not on proper!” “好说,到时你和甘道夫对垒,有什么怨气全都发泄出来,打得好了,伊露维塔那边我帮你美言几句,这事不就妥了嘛!” Hehe, that troubled you.” “嘿嘿,那就麻烦您了。” Suddenly, Saruman resembled thought of anything, looked at a sky secretly, small sound said: Big god, my goes to a forest land kingdom, induces somebody to capitulate 100 elf clan beautiful women.” 突然间,萨鲁曼似是想到了什么,偷偷瞄了眼天空,小声道:“大神,我这就去一趟林地王国,劝降一百个精灵族美女。” This...... this is not quite good!” “这……这不太好吧!” Luo Su holds breath cold air, he said casually, audit Saruman took seriously unexpectedly. 罗素倒吸一口凉气,他就随便说说,旁听的萨鲁曼居然当真了。 Induces somebody to capitulate, the elf that side is willing, does not have the force, what having isn't good?” “是劝降,精灵那边心甘情愿,不存在强迫,有什么不好的?” Rests the nonsense, am I that person? Goes, immediately, do not let me see you again.” “休得胡言,我是那种人吗?快滚,立刻,别让我再看到你。” Luo Su is putting on a serious face to scold, flings waving the arms about to make Saruman get the hell out, do not smear his eye here. 罗素板着脸呵斥,甩甩手让萨鲁曼滚蛋,别在这里污了他的眼睛。 Although is before very early, he knows, so-called white robe, after the incision, one by one black, but this was also too black. 虽说很早之前他就知道,所谓白袍,切开之后一个比一个黑,但这也太黑了。 „......” “……” Saruman shows the whites of the eyes, as mature Maia, he understands the meaning of Luo Su. 萨鲁曼翻翻白眼,作为一个成熟的迈雅,他懂罗素的意思。 Induces somebody to capitulate must urge, and when does not wait for the person immediately, but this being unjustly discredited reputation is not good, can only carry by his Saruman! 劝降还是要劝的,且时不等人立即出发,但这口黑锅名声不好,只能由他萨鲁曼来背! Back on back, so long as can go back, he does not care. 背就背吧,只要能回去,他不在乎。 , Gandalf were also many toward being unjustly discredited that on him threw, was used. 再说了,甘道夫往他身上扔的黑锅也不少,都习惯了。 Thinks of this, the Saruman figure escapes into the land, puts forth current mortal body bringing the skill, hurries to the forest land kingdom direction. 想到这,萨鲁曼身形遁入大地,使出当前肉身自带的技能,朝着林地王国方向赶去。 „The He leg, the Maia thought was too dirty, whom looks down upon!” “He腿,迈雅的思想太肮脏了,看不起谁呢!” Luo Su knits the brows to despise, Saruman wants to be many, as everyone knows he was really says casually, no idea. 罗素皱眉鄙视,萨鲁曼还是想多了,殊不知他真是随便说说,没什么想法。 However...... 不过…… Goes, like this big demon royal palace, indeed lacks the servant who serves tea to hand over the water. 去就去吧,这么大一座魔王宫,的确缺一些端茶递水的仆人。 Looked in a sky to ride the Ada Rui'an that the bone dragon is shouting and wrangling, Luo Su turns around to enter the fiendish person palace, Colson and Bruce first put, the Middle-Earth script was quite interesting, he prepared to make a long stay some time. 望了眼天空上骑着骨龙大呼小叫的艾达瑞安,罗素转身走进魔王宫殿,科尔森和布鲁斯先放放,中土大陆的剧本比较有趣,他准备长住一段时间。
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