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Gandalf clutched the hand of beard to be motionless, the Mordor anything situation, his 1 point lacked self-confidence, was sent muddleheaded by above person, concrete mission was anything knows nothing. 甘道夫揪着胡子的手不动了,魔多什么情况,他心里一点没底,稀里糊涂被上面人派下来,具体任务是什么毫不知情。 Before, he had the script, according to developing on line. 以前,他有剧本,照着演就行。 This time is not good, above person made excuses, a prediction of reference value did not have. 这次不行了,上面人支支吾吾,连个可供参考的预言都没有。 Is welcoming in pairs a hope look, Gandalf coughs lightly, as mature Maia, this small condition cannot baffle him. 迎着一双双希冀的眼神,甘道夫轻咳一声,作为一名成熟的迈雅,这种小状况根本难不倒他。 Mordor mutation and Sauron irrelevant, this point I affirmed.” 魔多的异变和索伦无关,这一点我非常肯定。” Gandalf looks the brilliant grandfather smile, a palm of the hand claps on the crystal ball, making it appear the Mount Doom close view, points at devil surface passageway that fierce is smiling evilly: „The Sauron time had ended, the new darkness opens, this is to the person clan and Middle-Earth once again tests............, so long as we will unite as one............ the evil bad end to vanish into thin air...... bi bi......” 甘道夫面露睿智的老爷爷笑容,一巴掌拍在水晶球上,使其显现末日火山的近景,指着狰狞邪笑的魔鬼面孔道:“索伦的时代已经结束,新的黑暗拉开帷幕,这是对人族和中土大陆的又一次考验……吧啦吧啦……只要我们团结一致……叽里呱啦……邪恶终将烟消云散……哔哩哔哩……” Except that begins that Sauron, other idle talk wordy big piles, annotated conference perfectly the cores of two characters. 除了开头那句那句‘索伦’,其余废话啰嗦一大堆,完美诠释了‘会议’两字的核心。 But the idle talk turns over to the idle talk, Gandalf glib lips are agile, the mobilization is at the right place extremely, after his...... the processing exaggeration, the people in discussing official business main hall is choked up with emotions suddenly, pats the table hammer backless stool to with Mordor contend. 但废话归废话,甘道夫嘴皮子利索,动员工作极其到位,经过他的忽……加工渲染,议事大殿里的众人心潮澎湃,拍桌子锤板凳要和魔多一决雌雄。 Said the half-day bullshit, a character is not on the idea, your like this understands, said that who the enemy is!” “说了半天屁话,一个字都不在点子上,你这么懂,说说敌人是谁啊!” In the warm-blooded sound, under a basin mystifying pouring, the people looked annoyedly, all stands dumbfounded on the spot. 热血声中,一盆阴阳怪气浇下,众人恼火望了过去,皆是傻眼站在原地。 When does not know, before the form that a whole body black robe covers is situated in the window, looks at its dependence wall the stance, came to have a while. 不知何时,一个浑身黑袍笼罩的身影立于窗前,看其依靠墙壁的架势,来了有一会儿了。 Clang! xN 锵!xN The sword comes out of the sheath, the valiant Gondor person draws out the weapon, encircled toward the shadow slowly. 刀剑出鞘,彪悍的刚铎人拔出武器,缓缓朝黑影围了过去。 Gandalf is no exception, a technique stick lifts horizontally, grips tightly the crystal ball single-handedly, strikes an attitude to throw. 甘道夫也不例外,一手法杖横举,一手紧握水晶球,作势欲扔。 Saruman: „......” 萨鲁曼:“……” The mysterious person who the black robe obstructs the surface is Luo Su, laid aside Bruce and Colson, looks for the pleasure to Middle-Earth. 黑袍遮面的神秘人就是罗素,放置了布鲁斯和科尔森,到中土大陆来找乐子。 Entering this world is not easy, he has wanted to come before, has not actually set firm resolve, because Middle-Earth becomes a department, has own creation world god Iluvatar. 进入这处世界可不容易,他之前一直想来,却没有下定决心,因为中土大陆自成一系,有自己的创世神伊露维塔。 ‚The father of all living things myriad things Iluvatar created Lord God, is Maia of times god level, or is Angel and apostle. ‘众生万物之父’伊露维塔创造了主神,而后才是次神级的迈雅,或者说是天使、使徒。 Judges others by oneself, refers to itself to create the authority that the world god acts in a self-serving manner, Luo Su was supposing in the Middle-Earth world, 80% are not Iluvatar's opponents, if the opposite party has the idea, the possibility that he throws the street is very big. 以己度人,参考自身创世神为所欲为的权柄,罗素估摸着在中土大陆的世界,八成不是伊露维塔的对手,若是对方有想法,他扑街的可能性很大。 As the saying goes against person's heart must have, Luo Su threw clone, because Rank was too high, was detected by Iluvatar immediately, two people held a friendly meeting. 有道是防人之心不可无,罗素扔了个分身进来,因等级过高,立马被伊露维塔察觉,两人进行了一次友好会晤。 It is indeed friendly, Iluvatar is curious, has not expressed the aggressivity, knew that Luo Su looks for the purpose in coming of pleasure , indicating that the issue is not big, Gandalf anything, takes away uses casually. 的确很友好,伊露维塔充满好奇,也没有表达出攻击性,得知罗素找乐子的来意,表示问题不大,甘道夫什么的,拿去随便用。 What, you said that creates the world god unable like this to be bored? 什么,你说创世神不能这么无聊? You may be too naive, similarly is creates the world god, Luo Su expressed that their group of people are bored, the far supernormal person imagines! 那你可太天真了,同样是创世神,罗素表示他们这伙人无聊起来,远超常人想象! Then, matter conducts unusual is smooth, the Mount Doom reignition, the darkness reappeared the world, Gandalf is also thrown by the immediate superior. 就这样,事情进行的非常顺利,末日火山重燃,黑暗重现人间,甘道夫也被顶头上司扔了下来。 „, Calm, some people will be injured, but definitely is not I.” “诸位,冷静点,会有人受伤,但肯定不是我。” Luo Su disregards the peripheral sword, saw the encirclement ring still to reduce, has the apology to offer a sacrifice to kill fully greatly, both hands wielded the black robe, proposed a stupor youngster. 罗素无视周边的刀剑,见包围圈仍在缩小,只得歉意满满祭出了大杀器,双手挥开黑袍,提出一名昏迷的少年。 The youngster ten years old is about, look at the appearance, so long as in the future not long remnant, is to make the female smile the type of being able to close up leg surely. 少年十来岁左右,看外貌,只要将来不长残,必定是让女性笑得合不拢腿的类型。 , Breaks off again exaggeratingly bends some male is also a cinch. 再夸张点,掰弯一些男性也不在话下。 Ada Rui'an!!” 艾达瑞安!!” Sees the hostage in Luo Su, Arwen loses color instantaneously, the youngster is she and Aragorn son, the first crown prince in Gondor kingdom. 看到罗素手里的人质,阿尔温瞬间面无血色,少年是她和阿拉贡的儿子,刚铎王国的第一王储。 Second...... 第二…… Later will have several princesses, at present has not left the plant. 以后会有几位公主,目前还未出厂。 Ada Prince Ryan!!!” 艾达瑞安王子!!!” Puts down the prince quickly, I am your hostage.” “快放下王子,我来做你的人质。” „......” “……” Sees clearly the hostage appearance, Gandalf who one crowd of person subconscious dangling weapons, prepare to use the flight item also stopped threw the movement. 看清人质容貌,一群人下意识垂下武器,准备使用飞行道具的甘道夫也停下了投掷动作。 Saruman: „......” 萨鲁曼:“……” He was too difficult! 他太难了! „The Gondor neighbors, my name were Satan, from next door Mordor, today is only greets, was well-meant. Embarrassed saying that do not look at my black, but also kidnapped your crown princes, actually I am not the good person.” 刚铎的邻居们,我叫撒旦,来自隔壁魔多,今天只是来打个招呼,没有恶意。说来惭愧,别看我一身黑,还绑架了你们的王储,其实我不是什么好人。” Luo Su forces in the black robe the Ada Rui'an, the black fog obstructs to shine two red glow: I am not big to the war interest, destroy and slaughter abhor, reconstruct Mordor only to create a common prosperity the world, making everyone enjoy a good and prosperous life, will strive for happy tomorrow together.” 罗素艾达瑞安塞进黑袍,黑雾遮面亮起两道红芒:“我对战争兴趣不大,毁灭和杀戮更是深恶痛绝,重建魔多只想创造一个共同繁荣的世界,让人人安居乐业,为美好的明天共同奋斗。” „......” XN “……”xN The discussing official business main hall everyone serious face, listening to the words of new demon to know, was more formidabe than Sauron. 议事大殿人人严肃脸,听新魔头的话就知道,比索伦难对付多了。 „The Mordor coal mine and iron ore contain astonishingly, the capital construction will end over the next several years, the industrial level will then develop at the rare speed fast, today greets, making the poor neighbor know one's place, do not keep thinking about Wealth to launch the war......” 魔多的煤矿和铁矿蕴藏惊人,未来几年基建结束,工业水平便会以超乎寻常的速度飞快发展,今天来打声招呼,让穷邻居安分守己,不要惦记财富发动战争……” Expression that Luo Su sought the peace: I also hope after that side rich, Gondor do not limit the movement of population, after all Mordor except for money is money, is really short of manpower.” 罗素一副求和平的语气:“我也希望那边富了之后,刚铎不要限制人口流动,毕竟魔多除了钱就是钱,是真的缺人。” N: Has not understood! N:没听懂! Saruman: Understood! 萨鲁曼:听懂了! This, I said that everyone continued to meet, when I have come.” “就这样,我说完了,大家继续开会,就当我来过。” Luo Su turns around the jumping up window, then warned: Friendship reminded, if everyone wants to launch the war, Mordor was not good to bully, at the appointed time dying many people, must consider that clear made the decision again.” 罗素转身跳上窗台,回头警告道:“友情提醒一下,如果各位想发动战争,魔多也不是好欺负的,到时会死很多人,务必考虑清楚再做决定。” Waits for, leaves behind the Ada Rui'an, if you really long for the peace, that should bring the sincerity, rather than threat.” “等一下,把艾达瑞安留下,如果你真的渴望和平,那就应该带来诚意,而不是威胁。” Saw that Luo Su prepares to flash the person, Aragorn makes noise immediately, lifts the hand holding down sword hilt, a pair of eyes pupil floods the anger. 眼看罗素准备闪人,阿拉贡当即出声,抬手按住剑柄,一双眼眸充斥怒火。 Leaves behind the Ada Rui'an, I am your hostage.” “把艾达瑞安留下,我做你的人质。” Arwen read the child to be cherished, proposed that exchanged hostage's request. 阿尔温念子心切,提出交换人质的请求。 This is not perhaps good, my like this is outstanding, the queen you followed me, perhaps several days, the he/she strength king is who cannot remember.” “这恐怕不行,我这么优秀,王后你跟我走了,恐怕过不了几天,伊力萨王是谁都记不得了。” Luo Su beckons with the hand the rejection, some time does not see, Arwen thinks unexpectedly the color tempts him, is really the world of custom human, turned into the degeneration elf. 罗素摆手拒绝,一段时间不见,阿尔温居然想色诱他,果然是习惯人类的世界,变成堕落精灵了。 As for the safety of prince , although felt relieved, I see his natural talent intelligently am may make the material, prepares to train the Mordor successor him.” “至于王子的安全,诸位尽管放心,我见他天资聪颖是个可造之材,准备将他培养成魔多的继承人。” Luo Su told the facts, was not miserable uses deception slightly: Naturally, if you must change the prince, is not good......” 罗素实话实说,不惨丝毫弄虚作假:“当然了,如果你们一定要把王子换回去,也不是不行……” What do you want?” “你想要什么?” Aragorn grips the sword hilt stubbornly, clenches teeth to make noise. 阿拉贡死死握住剑柄,咬牙出声。 I think......” “我想想……” Luo Su touches the chin, after long time, said: Prince status is honored, trades with 100 elf beautiful women, isn't excessive?” 罗素摸了摸下巴,半晌后道:“王子身份尊贵,拿一百个精灵美女换,不过分吧?” „......” XN “……”xN Added oneself are good......, you had not said! 还说自己是好……哦,你没说! The people are in consternation speechless, to the human kingdom demanded that elf clan beautiful woman, is plans to shoulder the war of person clan and elf clan? 众人愕然无语,对人类王国索要精灵族美女,是打算挑起人族和精灵族的战争吗? Aragorn and the others were not so, Gandalf, Boromir, as well as Arwen thought that said the black robe mysterious person of Satan seems to have met before, because the possibility is too low, does not dare to depend toward above. 阿拉贡等人不然,甘道夫、波罗莫,以及阿尔温都觉得自称撒旦的黑袍神秘人似曾相识,因可能性太低,没敢往上面靠。 A little is truly difficult, although prince precious as gold, but the elf is not the good stubble, Gondor is almost impossible to make war with them, counted on that the elf not possibly hands over 100 beautiful women on own initiative......” “确实有点难,王子虽金贵,可精灵也不是善茬,刚铎几乎不可能和他们开战,指望精灵主动交出一百个美女更不可能……” Luo Su shrugs: This and I have what relations, you considered slowly.” 罗素耸耸肩:“不过这和我有什么关系,你们慢慢考虑好了。” The voice falls, he jumps to jump out of out of the window, the body is defeated and dispersed the countless black bat, the dense piece circles sky over Minas Tirith, flies directly toward Mount Doom. 话音落下,他纵身跳出窗外,身躯溃散成数之不尽的黑色蝙蝠,黑压压一片在米那斯提力斯上空盘旋一圈,径直朝末日火山飞去。 Gandalf draws on the great eagle to pursue, after the moment, returns black and blue, not only that but also compensated personal weapon Saruman. 甘道夫招来巨鹰追击,片刻后鼻青脸肿返回,不仅如此,还赔了贴身武器萨鲁曼。 The flesh and blood is taken prisoner, Arwen bursts into tears distressed, Aragorn comforts, spunks up holds the conference. 骨肉被掳,阿尔温痛心流泪,阿拉贡安慰一番,打起精神重新召开会议。 New generation fiendish person Satan is threatening, according to some mature Maia solid hammer, its powerful far ultra demon Monarch Sauron, is not only able to defeat this and other by the Gondor kingdom the powerful enemies, must unite the strength of dwarf and elf. 新一代魔王撒旦来势汹汹,据某成熟迈雅实锤,其实力强大远超魔君索伦,只靠刚铎王国无法战胜这等强大敌人,必须团结矮人和精灵的力量。 Dwarf is but actually good, elf that side......” “矮人倒还好,精灵那边……” Aragorn frowns tightly, the age of man has arrived, although there is a elf to keep Middle-Earth not to walk, may count on them to dispatch troops, is no different than dream of a fool. 阿拉贡紧皱眉头,人类时代已经到来,虽有精灵留在中土大陆没走,可指望他们出兵,无异于痴人说梦。 From the beginning he is hopeless the elf, can send people to attend the conference to thank heaven and earth. 一开始他就没指望精灵,能派人参加会议就谢天谢地了。 Speaking of this, he looked at Gandalf, EXP told him, when the critical juncture, Gandalf always had the means. 说到这,他看了看甘道夫,经验告诉他,每到危急关头,甘道夫总有办法。 I look for the reinforcements!” “我去找援军!” The circumstance is unclear, puts together an iron to be equal to bring death, is unrecommendable, that can only stick together to warm up. 情势不明,拼头铁等同送死,不可取,那就只能抱团取暖了。 Gandalf uses the swinging person tactic that withstands the test, how Mordor that side military does not know for the time being, considering mutation beginning, the soldier number will not once have the overwhelming advantage like Sauron. 甘道夫使出屡试不爽的摇人战术,魔多那边兵力如何暂且不知,考虑到异变初起,士兵数量不会像曾经索伦那样具有压倒性优势。 Changes an angle, the war tires the people and squanders resources, organizing one group of powerhouses to behead the tactic is the best way. 换个角度,战争劳民伤财,组织一群强者进行斩首战术才是最好的办法。 The Middle-Earth powerhouse are not many, but the west of ocean opposite shore, on the land of named Aman, is occupied by many elf clan powerhouse. 中土大陆强者不多,但大洋对岸的西方,名为‘阿门洲’的陆地上,居住着很多精灵族强者。 Gandalf traces oneself face, if goes shamelessly, can perhaps draw several to hit, for example Galadriel and Elrond. 甘道夫摸了摸自己的老脸,若是厚颜前往,没准能拉过来几个能打的,比如凯兰崔尔埃尔隆德 The Elrond grandchild was snatched by the fiendish person, looking for him helps the issue not be big, may also forward as an enclosure over a hundred senior soldiers. 埃尔隆德的外孙被魔王抢了,找他帮忙问题不大,可能还会附送上百高级兵。 As for Galadriel...... 至于凯兰崔尔…… It is not Gandalf boasts, he and Galadriel relations, so long as did not catch in the act by Celeborn, tricks she to come Middle-Earth to travel, the issue is not big. 不是甘道夫自吹,就他和凯兰崔尔的关系,只要不被凯勒鹏当场抓住,忽悠她来中土大陆旅游一趟,问题不大。 Also, Elrond is the Galadriel son-in-law, the heavy grandchild she also divides, have no reason to see somebody in danger and do nothing. 再说了,埃尔隆德凯兰崔尔的女婿,重外孙她也有分,没理由见死不救。 Thinks of this, Gandalf shows the brilliant smile, the expert gets together, felt that this was dependable. 想到这,甘道夫露出睿智笑容,高手齐聚,感觉这把稳了。 Aragorn, is patient, you continue to manage the general situation, I will hurry back before the conference......” 阿拉贡,稍安勿躁,你继续主持大局,我会在会议之前赶回来……” Gandalf steps up to the great eagle, the sound the line is small gradually gradually, non-stop flies the West to go. 甘道夫跨上巨鹰,声音渐行渐小,直飞西方而去。 ...... …… Mount Doom! 末日火山 Luo Su waves to sprinkle an demon royal palace, exposes the soul of Saruman from the crystal ball, remoulds the body with the soil and water for it. 罗素挥手洒落一片魔王宫,从水晶球里抖落萨鲁曼的灵魂,用泥土和水为其重塑身躯。 „Did you...... you, we know?” “你……你,我们认识?” Retrieval mortal body, various Saruman puzzled, but the intuition told him, among two people definitely a little related. 重获肉身,萨鲁曼各种不解,但直觉告诉他,两人之间肯定有点关系。 „, Is I.” “啊,是我。” Luo Su lags behind the black robe hood, the familiar face makes Saruman say inconceivable. 罗素拉下黑袍兜帽,熟悉的面孔让萨鲁曼直呼不可思议。 What's the matter, did you and Sauron same degenerate?” “怎么回事,难道你和索伦一样堕落了?” In the inherent impression of Saruman, Luo Su doubtful same clan, arrives at world Maia, but he does not know. 在萨鲁曼的固有印象里,罗素疑似同族,也是降临人间的迈雅,只是他不认识罢了。 That is you, I have not degenerated.” “那是你,我可没有堕落。” „......” “……” Saruman: Also right, you have degenerated. 萨鲁曼:也对,你一直都挺堕落的。
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